0:00:06 > 0:00:09# Where do you go when you know nobody can understand you?
0:00:09 > 0:00:12# When it's just too much to handle
0:00:12 > 0:00:15# What do you do when you end up somewhere you never planned to?
0:00:15 > 0:00:18# Wash that stress out like it was shampoo
0:00:18 > 0:00:20# You should stay, it can change
0:00:20 > 0:00:23# There's good days and bad days
0:00:23 > 0:00:26# But one day down the line this time is sure to stop
0:00:26 > 0:00:28# So the only time is now 4 O'Clock! #
0:00:39 > 0:00:42- What are you doing in here? - Miss Andress!
0:00:42 > 0:00:45Ooh, you're smelling lovely today. Is that a new perfume?
0:00:45 > 0:00:47Yeah, I'm getting some
0:00:47 > 0:00:51nice little subtle undertones of vanilla, a hint of aged leather...
0:00:51 > 0:00:53School's over, Josh Carter.
0:00:53 > 0:00:56I was just borrowing some music gear to take home.
0:00:56 > 0:00:57Detention. Tomorrow.
0:00:57 > 0:00:59That's well not fair, miss!
0:00:59 > 0:01:01- Plus I've already got one. - Wednesday, then.
0:01:01 > 0:01:03I've got one, then, too.
0:01:03 > 0:01:07You know what, I think I have a free slot a week after next Friday.
0:01:07 > 0:01:08SOMEONE APPROACHES
0:01:08 > 0:01:10It's OK, Miss Andress. I gave Josh permission.
0:01:10 > 0:01:12I'll make sure he returns it all safely.
0:01:12 > 0:01:15Miss, does this mean that, um, you take back your detention
0:01:15 > 0:01:19and maybe owe me an apology?
0:01:19 > 0:01:20Report to me tomorrow.
0:01:20 > 0:01:24I want to make double sure everything gets returned to school.
0:01:24 > 0:01:28And you're liable if any of this equipment gets damaged.
0:01:28 > 0:01:29HE SIGHS
0:01:29 > 0:01:31DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES
0:01:33 > 0:01:36I might just write a rap about Andress and call it
0:01:36 > 0:01:38Ode to a Perfumed Ogre.
0:01:38 > 0:01:42- Still got writer's block? - Yeah, man! It's like...
0:01:42 > 0:01:45Imagine you open a tap and just, like, just sand pours out.
0:01:45 > 0:01:48Have you tried listening to other artists for inspiration?
0:01:48 > 0:01:51Hey, I'm an original. I don't need to copy other people.
0:01:51 > 0:01:54It's not about copying. It's about being inspired.
0:01:54 > 0:01:57Lots of artists start out by emulating their heroes.
0:01:57 > 0:01:59I don't want to sound like anyone else.
0:02:01 > 0:02:03Oh! What have you got in here?!
0:02:06 > 0:02:09Off for the day, boys? Anything fun planned for tonight?
0:02:09 > 0:02:11Nah, miss, just working on some new music.
0:02:11 > 0:02:13Josh is a bit stuck for ideas.
0:02:13 > 0:02:15Have you tried listening to other songs for inspiration?
0:02:15 > 0:02:18Thanks. I might just try that.
0:02:18 > 0:02:21Hey! That was my suggestion. How come when she suggests it...?
0:02:21 > 0:02:23Hey! Josh!
0:02:26 > 0:02:29Oh, here we go... Ha!
0:02:29 > 0:02:31- I know it was you! - You know what was us?
0:02:31 > 0:02:33Who filled my bag with eggs last night.
0:02:33 > 0:02:35Why would we fill your bag with eggs?
0:02:35 > 0:02:37Don't try and deny it. You're just lucky they didn't hatch.
0:02:37 > 0:02:40They wouldn't have hatched. They were hard boiled.
0:02:40 > 0:02:44Or...so I heard... through the grapevine.
0:02:44 > 0:02:46So you think you can just egg my bag, and then deny it?
0:02:48 > 0:02:51All right. We did it. I didn't want to, but Ash made me, OK? I'm sorry.
0:02:51 > 0:02:53You should be sorry. You should be made of sorry.
0:02:53 > 0:02:55Well, what do you want us to do?
0:02:55 > 0:02:57Buy me a new bag. This one smells like hens.
0:02:59 > 0:03:01You're supposed to be my wingman, bro.
0:03:01 > 0:03:03You're showing me up with this nice guy act.
0:03:03 > 0:03:06It's not an act. I am nice.
0:03:06 > 0:03:07Oi, nice is underrated.
0:03:07 > 0:03:11You need to man up, really get in touch with your dark side.
0:03:11 > 0:03:13I don't have a dark side!
0:03:13 > 0:03:15My mum says I'm blessed with an inner light.
0:03:15 > 0:03:17Ladies, on this is the track
0:03:17 > 0:03:21that's officially going to put J-Carter on the music map.
0:03:21 > 0:03:23Grid reference "A-1". Ha!
0:03:23 > 0:03:27I call it Freakout, cos Josh has definitely got his freak back.
0:03:27 > 0:03:28High ten!
0:03:28 > 0:03:32OK, um, can you copy it onto these in the ITC room at break?
0:03:32 > 0:03:34I'm going to try selling it at lunch.
0:03:34 > 0:03:36But we're not allowed in the IT rooms outside of lessons.
0:03:36 > 0:03:41- Here we go... Change of underwear for Mr Ryan!- Shut-up, Ash.
0:03:41 > 0:03:43- BOYS LAUGH - I haven't wet myself!
0:03:43 > 0:03:45THEY LAUGH
0:03:50 > 0:03:51'Ello, 'ello, 'ello.
0:03:51 > 0:03:54Oh, sorry! I didn't mean to startle you!
0:03:54 > 0:03:57Um... Ahem... What can I do for you, WPC Rowe?
0:03:57 > 0:03:58Mr Bell asked me to come and see you.
0:03:58 > 0:04:01Is it about the fire extinguisher? I said I'd buy a replacement.
0:04:01 > 0:04:03It was an accident. I was proving a point...
0:04:03 > 0:04:05Wow. Someone's got a guilty conscience.
0:04:05 > 0:04:07I haven't. I really haven't.
0:04:07 > 0:04:08- I'm not...- Relax! He just wanted me
0:04:08 > 0:04:11- to give a talk at your detention club tonight.- What sort of talk?
0:04:11 > 0:04:14Well, as Elmsbury's community liaison, he just thought I might
0:04:14 > 0:04:17be able to encourage the kids to keep on the straight and narrow.
0:04:17 > 0:04:18Oh! OK.
0:04:18 > 0:04:21Great. I'll see you at four, then.
0:04:23 > 0:04:28Hey...you don't know a good ukulele teacher, do you?
0:04:28 > 0:04:31- I've been trying to learn for a while, so I...- I could teach you.
0:04:31 > 0:04:33Really? You?
0:04:33 > 0:04:35I am a music teacher after all.
0:04:35 > 0:04:38OK. Well, maybe we can talk more about it later.
0:04:38 > 0:04:39Awesome.
0:04:44 > 0:04:47# Oh, no! What just occurred?
0:04:47 > 0:04:50# Did I just go and say another bunch of words
0:04:50 > 0:04:52# That never really got the OK from my brain
0:04:52 > 0:04:55# But my mouth just decided to say anyway?
0:04:55 > 0:04:57# Great(!) Hey, thanks a lot, Mouth!
0:04:57 > 0:05:00# And as for you, Brain? Now I have my doubts!
0:05:00 > 0:05:03# Why do my nerves always betray me?
0:05:03 > 0:05:06# I mean, since when do I play the ukulele?
0:05:06 > 0:05:08# Now, by tonight I have to teach it
0:05:08 > 0:05:11# Never even touched one I don't believe this!
0:05:11 > 0:05:13# Oh! Hey, Brain! Hey, Mouth!
0:05:13 > 0:05:15# I think I might've worked out what this is about
0:05:15 > 0:05:18# When that WPC's in the room
0:05:18 > 0:05:21# Heart starts beating like a hip-hop tune!
0:05:21 > 0:05:23# I think it's good looks mixed with raw power
0:05:23 > 0:05:27# Brain, learn the ukelele in four hours! Please! #
0:05:28 > 0:05:32- How's it going, ladies?- Mate, I listened to your track Freakout.
0:05:32 > 0:05:35It's seriously the best thing you've ever done.
0:05:35 > 0:05:36That's why I'm going to sell it.
0:05:36 > 0:05:41Well, then, why sell ten CDs when you could sell a thousand?
0:05:43 > 0:05:46Ash, have you completely lost your nut?
0:05:46 > 0:05:47Well, I tried to stop him.
0:05:47 > 0:05:49But he kept on babbling and waving his arms about.
0:05:49 > 0:05:52Where did you find that many rewriteable CDs anyway?
0:05:52 > 0:05:53I found them in the store cupboard.
0:05:53 > 0:05:55You mean, you broke into the store cupboard,
0:05:55 > 0:05:57and were going to steal them,
0:05:57 > 0:06:00until I convinced you to let me write an anonymous note apologising.
0:06:00 > 0:06:02Oh, did you put a kiss at the end of it?
0:06:02 > 0:06:04This is exactly what I'm talking about.
0:06:04 > 0:06:07You might as well have left a box of chocolates
0:06:07 > 0:06:08and a lock of your own hair!
0:06:08 > 0:06:11Look, I'm just trying to minimise the damage.
0:06:11 > 0:06:13Do you really think I could shift this many CDs anyway?
0:06:13 > 0:06:16If you don't do it with Freakout, you never will.
0:06:16 > 0:06:20OK. But the first thing we need to get hold of is
0:06:20 > 0:06:23one of the many things all rappers need when they're just starting out.
0:06:23 > 0:06:26Bling? A gold-plated microphone?
0:06:26 > 0:06:29A limousine full of swans and champagne.
0:06:29 > 0:06:30A sales team.
0:06:33 > 0:06:36BELL RINGS
0:06:36 > 0:06:38Can I interest you in a CD?
0:06:39 > 0:06:41CDs for sale!
0:06:41 > 0:06:45Would you like to buy the new CD by J-Carter? It's really good.
0:06:45 > 0:06:48You're too wishy-washy. You need to tap into your dark side.
0:06:48 > 0:06:50If you were any squarer,
0:06:50 > 0:06:52you would have to change your name to Trafalgar.
0:06:52 > 0:06:55Do you spend all your spare time thinking up insults for me?
0:06:55 > 0:07:00Yes. You need to be Ryan the animal. You need to be Ryan the man.
0:07:00 > 0:07:03You need to be the Ryanimanimal.
0:07:03 > 0:07:04Ya-argh! Yeah?
0:07:06 > 0:07:09Go and try it on those two there.
0:07:09 > 0:07:11Hi, er, we're selling a new CD by J-Carter.
0:07:11 > 0:07:15- Wondered if you wanted one, maybe? - How much?- £1.
0:07:15 > 0:07:20OK. You give us a pound each, and we'll take them off your hands.
0:07:20 > 0:07:21What?
0:07:21 > 0:07:26I'm offering for you to pay us to relieve you of those CDS.
0:07:26 > 0:07:30Leave this to me! They won't be able to push me around!
0:07:30 > 0:07:31I've got a dark side!
0:07:35 > 0:07:39You buy a CD or I'll bogwash your trainers.
0:07:40 > 0:07:41All right?
0:07:41 > 0:07:43Well?
0:07:43 > 0:07:48Got rid of both the CDs, you know. Just like I said I would.
0:07:51 > 0:07:54Did you just pay them to take the CDs?
0:07:54 > 0:07:55Course not!
0:07:58 > 0:08:01TUNELESS PLAYING
0:08:04 > 0:08:06Did your guitar shrink in the wash?
0:08:06 > 0:08:08It's a ukulele.
0:08:08 > 0:08:11I'm trying to learn to play, because I've done something stupid.
0:08:11 > 0:08:15- What now?- I promised WPC Rowe I'd teach her how to play.
0:08:15 > 0:08:17But you don't know how to play yourself?
0:08:17 > 0:08:20I just can't say no to people when they ask me how to do things.
0:08:20 > 0:08:22Especially people in uniforms.
0:08:22 > 0:08:25I thought I might be able to teach myself in time, but...
0:08:25 > 0:08:27FLAT NOTES
0:08:27 > 0:08:30Well, you've got two options -
0:08:30 > 0:08:34either you tell her the truth or...you invent a time machine.
0:08:35 > 0:08:38HE SIGHS
0:08:41 > 0:08:42CD?
0:08:44 > 0:08:47We've been here half an hour and still not a sniff.
0:08:47 > 0:08:49So what? Josh agreed to give us half of the profits.
0:08:49 > 0:08:53Top maths, Professor Brian Cox! 50% of nothing is still nothing.
0:08:53 > 0:08:56Well, perhaps if you weren't so miserable, we'd have more customers.
0:08:56 > 0:08:59Nothing to do with the fact the last three people who came over here
0:08:59 > 0:09:00got accused of looking at you funny?
0:09:00 > 0:09:03They were. If I wanted to be gawped at, I'd go and live in a fish tank.
0:09:03 > 0:09:06Enough arguing! We all agreed to be Josh's sales team.
0:09:06 > 0:09:07Let's just get on with it!
0:09:10 > 0:09:12TUNEFUL PLAYING ON VIDEO
0:09:12 > 0:09:14HE PLAYS THE WRONG NOTES
0:09:16 > 0:09:19Have you decided what you're going to do?
0:09:19 > 0:09:21Yes! I've got the perfect solution.
0:09:21 > 0:09:23There are tons of ukelele lessons online.
0:09:23 > 0:09:25I'll just show her one of those.
0:09:25 > 0:09:28WPC Rowe doesn't want some internet tutorial.
0:09:28 > 0:09:31She wants to be taught be by a normal hu...
0:09:31 > 0:09:33by a human being.
0:09:33 > 0:09:38OK. Well, what if I put a wig on the laptop, then balance it on my...?
0:09:38 > 0:09:39I'm desperate!
0:09:39 > 0:09:42Dexter, just be honest! What's the worst that can happen?!
0:09:42 > 0:09:43Er, she'll arrest me?
0:09:43 > 0:09:46Oh, come on, Mel. Don't judge me for this.
0:09:46 > 0:09:48I'm sure even you've told lies.
0:09:49 > 0:09:53Yeah, OK, for an entire term in college,
0:09:53 > 0:09:57I told people I was... Michael Jackson's cousin.
0:09:58 > 0:10:01It started as a joke and it just spiralled out of control
0:10:01 > 0:10:05and, before I knew it, I was forging autographs and mocking up pictures.
0:10:05 > 0:10:08- I knew I had to come clean! - And what happened when you did?
0:10:08 > 0:10:11Well...my friends sort of disowned me.
0:10:11 > 0:10:13But that's not the point.
0:10:13 > 0:10:18The issue isn't the lie. It's how we put things right after those lies.
0:10:18 > 0:10:20I know.
0:10:21 > 0:10:22I'll come clean.
0:10:27 > 0:10:30Have you been looking up time travel?
0:10:30 > 0:10:32BELL RINGS
0:10:32 > 0:10:33SHE LAUGHS
0:10:33 > 0:10:35WPC Rowe.
0:10:35 > 0:10:38- Hello again. - You can call me Emily, you know.
0:10:38 > 0:10:39Yes. WPC Emily.
0:10:39 > 0:10:42Listen, there's something I sort of need to tell you.
0:10:44 > 0:10:46Ta-da! What do you think? Is it OK?
0:10:46 > 0:10:51Yes. It's definitely OK. Some would say it's an o-k-ulele.
0:10:51 > 0:10:53Ha-ha! Anyway...
0:10:53 > 0:10:56It used to belong to my grandad. He was always wanted me to learn.
0:10:56 > 0:10:58So when he passed away last year,
0:10:58 > 0:11:01I finally swore that I'd make his wish come true.
0:11:01 > 0:11:04Thank you for helping me do that.
0:11:04 > 0:11:06- You're welcome. - Now what was it you wanted to say?
0:11:06 > 0:11:08- I've forgotten. - Play me something.
0:11:08 > 0:11:11Don't want to give away all my surprises before tonight's lesson.
0:11:11 > 0:11:14Aw, please. Just make something come out the old thing,
0:11:14 > 0:11:16like it did when Grandad played it.
0:11:16 > 0:11:18Adam! Stop running in the corridor!
0:11:20 > 0:11:22I wasn't.
0:11:22 > 0:11:25- Well, you were thinking about running.- I wasn't.
0:11:26 > 0:11:29I'd better deal with this.
0:11:29 > 0:11:31- So I'll see you at the 4 O'Clock Club?- That's right.
0:11:31 > 0:11:34And you're definitely still up for our lesson tonight afterwards?
0:11:40 > 0:11:43- In your face, so-called boys! - Awesome work, man.
0:11:43 > 0:11:45How did you do it?
0:11:45 > 0:11:48People couldn't get enough rewriteable CDs for ten pence.
0:11:48 > 0:11:50You sold my music for 10p?
0:11:50 > 0:11:55And people only bought it so they could record over it?
0:11:55 > 0:11:58Tell Josh what you just told me.
0:11:59 > 0:12:01I just listened to your song.
0:12:01 > 0:12:05It's almost identical to Ray Dog's track? Freaktown?
0:12:06 > 0:12:08The bass line is a direct lift.
0:12:08 > 0:12:10HE LAUGHS
0:12:12 > 0:12:13It's called sampling.
0:12:15 > 0:12:20And I assume you got permission from Ray Dog to sample his song?
0:12:20 > 0:12:23Because, otherwise, it's stolen!
0:12:24 > 0:12:26Josh, sampling without permission is illegal.
0:12:26 > 0:12:28It's stealing and, worse than that,
0:12:28 > 0:12:29we've all been handling your stolen goods.
0:12:29 > 0:12:32So we're all going to get into trouble?
0:12:32 > 0:12:33Thanks a lot, Josh Carter.
0:12:33 > 0:12:36You rubber donkey. What have you gotten us into?!
0:12:36 > 0:12:40- I can't believe him!- Such an idiot! - But look on the bright side, Ryan...
0:12:40 > 0:12:42a criminal record could be just what you need,
0:12:42 > 0:12:45you know, to really bring out that dark side of yours.
0:12:45 > 0:12:47Yeah, and what good is that going to do me if I'm in prison?
0:12:47 > 0:12:50Everyone, just chill your heels, all right?
0:12:50 > 0:12:53Everything is going to be Arctic.
0:12:53 > 0:12:54Cool.
0:12:56 > 0:12:59# No, no! Who's the real criminal?
0:12:59 > 0:13:01# Oh, no! Who's the real criminal?
0:13:01 > 0:13:04# Who's the real criminal? Who's the real criminal?
0:13:04 > 0:13:07# No, no! Who's the real criminal?
0:13:07 > 0:13:09# Why am I trying to act as if it's all cool?
0:13:09 > 0:13:12# This ain't just another case of breaking school rules
0:13:12 > 0:13:15# Little misdemeanour ending in detention
0:13:15 > 0:13:17# Not even a bad fight ending in suspension
0:13:17 > 0:13:20# No, this is big time Beyond belief!
0:13:20 > 0:13:23# Yes, Your Honour J-Carter's a thief
0:13:23 > 0:13:26# And before I even thought it through
0:13:26 > 0:13:28# All my friends are implicated in this too
0:13:28 > 0:13:31# And as foul deeds go here's the pinnacle
0:13:31 > 0:13:34# Fact is that in a school we did something criminal
0:13:34 > 0:13:36# And you ain't gotta be a brain surgeon
0:13:36 > 0:13:39# To know the ringleader and me - same person
0:13:39 > 0:13:42# So do I kiss goodbye to brighter time
0:13:42 > 0:13:45# And say hello to a guaranteed life of crime?
0:13:45 > 0:13:47# Have you ever seen a chain gang like ours?
0:13:47 > 0:13:50# How long would Ryan last behind bars?
0:13:50 > 0:13:53# How's it going to be when my mum knows what I've done?
0:13:53 > 0:13:56# Maybe we just don't get caught Go on the run
0:13:56 > 0:13:58# And we'll see who can sail away fastest
0:13:58 > 0:14:01# Living rough under railway arches
0:14:01 > 0:14:03# Scavenging for fruit and berries off of trees
0:14:03 > 0:14:06# Eyes all sunken and skinny beyond belief
0:14:06 > 0:14:09# Getting weaker till we can't quite walk
0:14:09 > 0:14:12# And there's no denying that it's all my fault! Man! #
0:14:15 > 0:14:20I think, just to be safe... we don't need to sell any more.
0:14:20 > 0:14:23- I think we should quit while we're ahead.- Totally.
0:14:23 > 0:14:25I'll these back to mine.
0:14:25 > 0:14:29That's enough, everyone. WPC Rowe is here to have a word with you.
0:14:35 > 0:14:37I want to talk to you about law and order.
0:14:37 > 0:14:39I can't believe this is happening.
0:14:39 > 0:14:41This is my mum's worst nightmare made flesh.
0:14:41 > 0:14:43- This is all your fault.- As your local police officer...- What?
0:14:43 > 0:14:46I ain't don't nothing, so stop, yeah. I'm well innocent.
0:14:46 > 0:14:49- I ain't doing time for no-one, copper.- Everyone settle down
0:14:49 > 0:14:50or I'll arrest you for public disturbance.
0:14:50 > 0:14:52- Well, I ain't! - NERVOUS LAUGH
0:14:52 > 0:14:55Now, providing no-one's got anything to confess...
0:14:59 > 0:15:00..I'll carry on with my talk.
0:15:06 > 0:15:08Oh...!
0:15:19 > 0:15:21HE DIALS A NUMBER
0:15:21 > 0:15:25Hello? ..Ah, yeah, Ash. I kinda need you to come round, like now!
0:15:27 > 0:15:29- Hi!- Hi.
0:15:29 > 0:15:31- HE SIGHS - I'm just going in here.
0:15:31 > 0:15:33Nice. Cool. Nice one.
0:15:33 > 0:15:35FINGERS SNAP
0:15:36 > 0:15:38So, ukulele time.
0:15:38 > 0:15:41Today's lesson will cover how to hold the ukulele.
0:15:41 > 0:15:43But I already know how to do that.
0:15:45 > 0:15:46Back in a sec.
0:15:50 > 0:15:55- What are you doing?- Nothing. Wha...what are you doing?
0:15:55 > 0:15:57Er, just giving WPC Rowe a music lesson.
0:15:57 > 0:16:01She's here for a music lesson? Nothing else?
0:16:01 > 0:16:03What else would she be here for?
0:16:03 > 0:16:05Er, a date?
0:16:05 > 0:16:06I don't fancy her!
0:16:06 > 0:16:08< I heard that!
0:16:08 > 0:16:12- I don't fancy her.- Mm-hm. - KNOCK ON FRONT DOOR
0:16:12 > 0:16:14< UKELELE STRINGS BEING PLUCKED
0:16:14 > 0:16:16- Hey, mate.- All right?
0:16:16 > 0:16:20Oh! Hello, Mr Harris. Are you in on this as well?
0:16:20 > 0:16:21In on what?
0:16:23 > 0:16:26Er, the...the charity thing.
0:16:26 > 0:16:28Charity thing?
0:16:28 > 0:16:31Yeah, man. We're doing a... you know, for charity.
0:16:31 > 0:16:32A you know?
0:16:32 > 0:16:36With baked beans. Loads of baked beans.
0:16:36 > 0:16:39A record-breaking amount of baked beans.
0:16:39 > 0:16:43Yeah. We're going to make a life-sized model of Big Ben
0:16:43 > 0:16:45and we'll call it...
0:16:45 > 0:16:47- Big Bean!- Baked Ben!
0:16:48 > 0:16:50- Ash, I've got some comics for you!- Oh?!
0:16:50 > 0:16:54Yeah, um, there you go.
0:16:54 > 0:16:57- Yeah, thanks, Josh! - Get rid of all of these and...
0:16:57 > 0:16:59we need to make sure we get back every single CD we sold.
0:16:59 > 0:17:03- I'll get everyone onto it.- OK, see you! Tell your mum I said hi! Yeah!
0:17:03 > 0:17:05Ooh...
0:17:05 > 0:17:06HE SIGHS
0:17:12 > 0:17:15- Dexter, I've got to go. - Already? What a shame.
0:17:15 > 0:17:18You we're in the bathroom for 30 minutes after I showed up.
0:17:18 > 0:17:21I had a, er... Oh! ..a dicky tummy.
0:17:21 > 0:17:23Look, I've got a shift.
0:17:23 > 0:17:26Maybe, next time, you can actually try and teach me something?
0:17:28 > 0:17:30HE SIGHS HEAVILY
0:17:32 > 0:17:33Here they are.
0:17:33 > 0:17:35Every last CD.
0:17:35 > 0:17:38Yeah, some were, er, tougher to get back than others.
0:17:38 > 0:17:39We need to smash them up!
0:17:39 > 0:17:42Yeah, and do it quickly. I can't cope with the constant stress.
0:17:42 > 0:17:43Get a grip, will you?
0:17:43 > 0:17:45It's giving me a rash.
0:17:45 > 0:17:48There's a quiet corner behind the boiler room. I'll take these there.
0:17:49 > 0:17:50Don't get caught!
0:17:50 > 0:17:52I'm Josh Carter. I don't get caught!
0:18:00 > 0:18:03Hey, is that your new track? I'd love to have a listen.
0:18:03 > 0:18:05Er, you can't! It's a work in progress.
0:18:05 > 0:18:07So why did you make so many copies, then?
0:18:07 > 0:18:09What's with the five billion questions, man?
0:18:09 > 0:18:11It's rubbish, to go in the bin, not to be listened to.
0:18:11 > 0:18:13All right, I won't listen to them.
0:18:13 > 0:18:15Do you want me to get rid of them for you?
0:18:15 > 0:18:17You'd do that? Er, thanks, Dexter.
0:18:20 > 0:18:22BELL RINGS
0:18:22 > 0:18:25I don't know how you two stayed so calm. That was way too close.
0:18:25 > 0:18:28Once you give in to your dark side, nothing can touch you.
0:18:28 > 0:18:32I'm a good person. I'm not giving in to something I don't even have.
0:18:32 > 0:18:35Look, at the end of the day, no harm done.
0:18:35 > 0:18:37- Hello, boys.- You all right, Dex?
0:18:37 > 0:18:40- Did you, um, get rid of those CDs without any trouble?- Yup.
0:18:40 > 0:18:44- Miss Andress says thanks. - Thanks for what?
0:18:44 > 0:18:46The CDs. I gave them to her.
0:18:46 > 0:18:49Apparently, some of the school stock went missing earlier this week.
0:18:49 > 0:18:51Oh, no! No, no, no!
0:18:51 > 0:18:54Dexter, those CDs had stuff on them that wasn't supposed to be heard!
0:18:54 > 0:18:56What's on there that's so bad?
0:18:56 > 0:18:58Josh illegally sampled a track from Ray Dog
0:18:58 > 0:19:00and we've been selling it in the playground and,
0:19:00 > 0:19:02basically, we're criminals!
0:19:02 > 0:19:05- What is wrong with you?! - Oh, Josh, you didn't!
0:19:05 > 0:19:09It was your idea! You told me to take inspiration from other artists.
0:19:09 > 0:19:11I didn't tell you to illegally sample their music!
0:19:11 > 0:19:13This is the last thing I need.
0:19:13 > 0:19:15WPC Rowe already thinks I'm up to something.
0:19:15 > 0:19:17What if your mum finds out and blames me?!
0:19:19 > 0:19:24# Oh, no! Who's the real criminal? Oh, no! Who's the real criminal?
0:19:24 > 0:19:27# Who's the real criminal? Who's the real criminal?
0:19:27 > 0:19:29# Oh, no! Who's the real criminal?
0:19:29 > 0:19:32# I tried to inspire Josh Maybe it was subliminal
0:19:32 > 0:19:35# But all I've inspired him to be is a criminal!
0:19:35 > 0:19:37# And just in case I wasn't properly distressed
0:19:37 > 0:19:40# He's also got half the 4 O'Clockers in this mess
0:19:40 > 0:19:43# But in a way, this is my mess too
0:19:43 > 0:19:45# And that's kinda why I feel like I'm stressed too
0:19:45 > 0:19:48# Cos when they start investigating facts, you see
0:19:48 > 0:19:51# It won't be long before they trace it back to me!
0:19:51 > 0:19:54# Teachers with criminal records are least popular
0:19:54 > 0:19:57# Worst time for a date with the police officer
0:19:57 > 0:19:59# In effect, I'm guilty of theft
0:19:59 > 0:20:02# And I've put the kids at risk of arrest
0:20:02 > 0:20:05# All manner of guilt they could use to break me
0:20:05 > 0:20:07# Not least how I lied about the ukulele
0:20:07 > 0:20:10# And I could get in big trouble for my bluffs
0:20:10 > 0:20:12# If I don't get those CDs back I'm stuffed! #
0:20:12 > 0:20:15- We've gotta get those CDs back.- No. The best we can do is come clean.
0:20:15 > 0:20:17I can't live with the guilt any more.
0:20:17 > 0:20:20- I'm going to find Mr Bell and tell him everything.- Ryan, you coward!
0:20:20 > 0:20:23You two, stop Ryan. I'll get the CDs back from Andress.
0:20:23 > 0:20:25I'll head him off this way. You stay on his tail.
0:20:28 > 0:20:30- I know what's going on. - Who told you?!
0:20:32 > 0:20:34- Oh, I did!- Who told you?!
0:20:34 > 0:20:35- You did!- Huh?!
0:20:35 > 0:20:38- It's my uniform, isn't it? - What's the uniform?
0:20:38 > 0:20:41Unless there's something else you want to tell Emily, Dexter...
0:20:41 > 0:20:42I'm completely innocent!
0:20:51 > 0:20:52BOYS SHOUT
0:20:52 > 0:20:55- MUFFLED:- Oh, sir! Mr Bell! - Quick! Get in there!
0:20:57 > 0:21:00Ah! So this is the girls' toilets!
0:21:06 > 0:21:09I know it seems a teeny bit strange to be asking for them back so soon,
0:21:09 > 0:21:12but it's really important that they don't accidentally get used.
0:21:12 > 0:21:17- Why?- There's a... There's a virus on there!
0:21:17 > 0:21:19- What sort of virus?- Myxomatosis.
0:21:19 > 0:21:21- That's not a computer virus.- No.
0:21:21 > 0:21:25But these CDs are literally covered with the stuff, so I'd better...
0:21:27 > 0:21:29Doesn't myxomatosis only affect rabbits?
0:21:32 > 0:21:35Make sure every single trace of these are gone.
0:21:35 > 0:21:37HE SIGHS WITH RELIEF
0:21:42 > 0:21:45Right, that's the last lot of them done.
0:21:47 > 0:21:50Yeah, now they're either in tiny pieces
0:21:50 > 0:21:51or they've gone to a good cause.
0:21:51 > 0:21:53What do you mean a good cause?
0:21:53 > 0:21:56Well, the ones I picked up from Josh's house couple of days ago.
0:21:56 > 0:21:58Dropped 'em off at the charity shop.
0:21:58 > 0:22:02- What?!- You're a charity shop, you stupid charity shop!
0:22:02 > 0:22:05- What?- Ash, I meant to get rid of them permanently, man!
0:22:05 > 0:22:07That's it. They're out there with no chance of getting them back!
0:22:07 > 0:22:10I dunno about you guys, but I'm doing a runner.
0:22:10 > 0:22:13- # Yes, there's no way out - Out, out- No way out now!
0:22:13 > 0:22:16# Sinking, no hope to swim
0:22:16 > 0:22:18- # I guess the net is closing in. - Closing in!
0:22:18 > 0:22:20# And there's no way out now
0:22:20 > 0:22:22# Better face up to what my future's about now
0:22:22 > 0:22:24# Running away and hiding from the truth
0:22:24 > 0:22:27# No matter how far I get from the proof
0:22:27 > 0:22:29# Those CDs are ripe for the tracing
0:22:29 > 0:22:31# Maybe I should go up north Live with Nathan?
0:22:31 > 0:22:33# That'd be wrong with a capital W
0:22:33 > 0:22:36# If I run to Nathan he'll just get in trouble too
0:22:36 > 0:22:38# I guess there's nothing else for it
0:22:38 > 0:22:41# Living my life on the run is my forfeit
0:22:41 > 0:22:42# Better pack up my bags
0:22:42 > 0:22:45# Get used to sleeping rough wearing rags
0:22:45 > 0:22:47# Grow a moustache, be anonymous
0:22:47 > 0:22:49# Last name Smith First name Jonathan
0:22:49 > 0:22:54- # Well, yes, there's no way out - Out, out- There's no way out now!
0:22:54 > 0:22:56- # Yes, there's no way out - Out, out
0:22:56 > 0:22:59- # And there's no way out now! - Now, now
0:22:59 > 0:23:01- # Yes, there's no way out - Out, out
0:23:01 > 0:23:03- # Yes, there's no way out now! - Now, now
0:23:03 > 0:23:05- # Yes, there's no way out - Out, out
0:23:05 > 0:23:08# And there's no way out now! #
0:23:12 > 0:23:13No!
0:23:13 > 0:23:17- Face it. It's over.- We might as well wait for the police to arrest us.
0:23:17 > 0:23:20- Do they allow hair straighteners in prison?- Listen to yourselves!
0:23:20 > 0:23:22You're starting to sound like Little Lord Petalpanties!
0:23:22 > 0:23:24Oi! Stop saying I'm a coward.
0:23:24 > 0:23:27"Ooh! We shouldn't be doing this! Mr Bell, I want to confess!"
0:23:27 > 0:23:29Your mum's right - you do have an inner light.
0:23:29 > 0:23:32It's a giant neon sign spelling out the word "wuss".
0:23:32 > 0:23:34Back off, buddy boy, or else!
0:23:34 > 0:23:38Open the door! Open it now! I demand you to open the door!
0:23:39 > 0:23:41Oi! You're going to break the glass.
0:23:41 > 0:23:44I don't care what I break. You've got a bunch of CDs in there
0:23:44 > 0:23:47that this idiot gave you yesterday and we want them back, now.
0:23:48 > 0:23:50All right. A quid each.
0:23:50 > 0:23:52Just give them to me!
0:23:53 > 0:23:54Yeah, all right. Wait here.
0:23:57 > 0:24:00- What are you laughing about? - I knew you had a dark side!
0:24:00 > 0:24:02GIRLS GIGGLE
0:24:08 > 0:24:11Anything you do say may be used in evidence against you.
0:24:11 > 0:24:12Those aren't even my CDs!
0:24:12 > 0:24:16Next you'll be saying me you don't really know how to play the ukulele.
0:24:16 > 0:24:17What's going on?
0:24:18 > 0:24:21I'm arresting Mr Harris for the mass distribution of stolen music.
0:24:23 > 0:24:26Anything you want to say before I take him to the station?
0:24:26 > 0:24:30Er...nah! Nah, sounds like something he might do.
0:24:30 > 0:24:32Josh! Are you going to let me take the blame for this?
0:24:32 > 0:24:33We got the CDs back!
0:24:35 > 0:24:37What CDs would those be?
0:24:39 > 0:24:42OK. I admit it. I made a CD that had a sample in it
0:24:42 > 0:24:45and this lot sold them without Ray Dog's permission.
0:24:46 > 0:24:47We're terrible people.
0:24:47 > 0:24:51- We're sorry!- I promise I won't do anything bad again.
0:24:51 > 0:24:53Honestly.
0:24:53 > 0:24:55- Reckon that should do it.- Yup.
0:24:59 > 0:25:01Wait! You guys just played a joke on me?
0:25:01 > 0:25:03No, we were teaching you a lesson.
0:25:04 > 0:25:06So are we going to be arrested?
0:25:06 > 0:25:09I think I can let you off with a warning.
0:25:09 > 0:25:11But stealing other people's music is wrong
0:25:11 > 0:25:14and so is borrowing school CDs without permission.
0:25:14 > 0:25:16Miss Andress was on my case about those CDs,
0:25:16 > 0:25:20so you lot, and Dexter, will need to find someway to make it up to her.
0:25:20 > 0:25:24Thanks. And thanks for not doing your nut about the ukulele lessons.
0:25:24 > 0:25:27I'd have been better off teaching you!
0:25:27 > 0:25:31- How are we going to get Andress off our backs?- Leave that to me.
0:25:31 > 0:25:33FINGERS CRACK
0:25:42 > 0:25:46"Sorry. Here are your CDs back with interest. Kiss."
0:25:46 > 0:25:49I told you the lock of hair was a good idea!
0:25:49 > 0:25:51- CHILDREN LAUGH - Oh, mate!
0:25:56 > 0:25:59- # Can't live with 'em - And you can't kick 'em out
0:25:59 > 0:26:00# When they're up they rub it in your face
0:26:00 > 0:26:02- # Kick you when you're down - But when no-one understands them
0:26:02 > 0:26:04# You know what they're on about
0:26:04 > 0:26:06- # Always going to be around - Got to find a common ground
0:26:06 > 0:26:11# If you know so much about me where do I go from here?
0:26:11 > 0:26:14- # If you see 'em every day - You can never get away
0:26:14 > 0:26:17- # Only time that you're the boss 4 o'clock!- 4 o'clock!- #