0:00:07 > 0:00:09# Where do you go when you know nobody can understand you?
0:00:09 > 0:00:12# When it's just too much too handle
0:00:12 > 0:00:13# What do you do when you end up
0:00:13 > 0:00:15# Somewhere you never planned to?
0:00:15 > 0:00:18# Wash that stress out like it was shampoo
0:00:18 > 0:00:19# You should stay
0:00:19 > 0:00:20# It can change
0:00:20 > 0:00:22# There's good days
0:00:22 > 0:00:23# And bad days
0:00:23 > 0:00:24# But one day down the line
0:00:24 > 0:00:26# This time this show could stop
0:00:26 > 0:00:28# So the only time is now - 4 o'clock
0:00:28 > 0:00:29# 4 o'clock. #
0:00:32 > 0:00:36Why did you have to agree to this stupid teacher exchange thing?
0:00:36 > 0:00:38Ma, I'll be back before you know it.
0:00:40 > 0:00:44Listen, will you have a word with Josh? I think he's going to
0:00:44 > 0:00:47miss you even more than me.
0:00:47 > 0:00:50Hey, are you still thinking about getting a lodger?
0:00:50 > 0:00:54Yeah. I've put a card in the newsagent's window.
0:00:54 > 0:00:57Just make sure you check them out first.
0:00:57 > 0:01:00You don't want some oddball living here.
0:01:02 > 0:01:06Hey, I was going to swing by Elmsbury if you want a lift.
0:01:09 > 0:01:12Bruv, I know you're angry, but...
0:01:12 > 0:01:15Can't imagine why I'd be angry.
0:01:15 > 0:01:18Oh, yeah, cos you're running away instead of taking me to the Raydog gig on Friday.
0:01:18 > 0:01:20This is a big opportunity for me, man.
0:01:20 > 0:01:24Yeah, for you to run off cos you got turned down by Miss Poppy.
0:01:24 > 0:01:27It's not like that. Don't be mad at me.
0:01:27 > 0:01:28Who's mad?
0:01:28 > 0:01:32Without you breathing down my neck, life is going to be sweet.
0:01:39 > 0:01:41- Here, sir.- Thank you...
0:01:41 > 0:01:42Agness, sir.
0:01:42 > 0:01:43Thank you, Agness.
0:01:43 > 0:01:46You girls all set for another fun day of school, then?
0:01:46 > 0:01:48You what? I only just got here. You having a go at me already?
0:01:48 > 0:01:50No! Not in the slightest.
0:01:50 > 0:01:52I heard how you said it. "Another fun day of school, girls?"
0:01:52 > 0:01:54What does that even mean?
0:01:54 > 0:01:55It's just me saying good morning.
0:01:55 > 0:01:58What's so good about it? What do you know that I don't?!
0:01:58 > 0:02:00Sorry. Zoe-Marie's a little bit emotional - Mr Carter leaves today.
0:02:00 > 0:02:02Shut-up, I ain't emotional.
0:02:02 > 0:02:04What are you telling him I've got emotions for?
0:02:04 > 0:02:06Well. Enjoy your day.
0:02:06 > 0:02:09Wonder who they'll get to take over the 4 O'Clock Club.
0:02:09 > 0:02:11Unless they put my mum in charge,
0:02:11 > 0:02:14there's no way it'll be any worse than my big brother.
0:02:14 > 0:02:16How are you feeling about... you know...
0:02:16 > 0:02:17Nathan leaving?
0:02:17 > 0:02:18- Barely even thought about it.- But...
0:02:18 > 0:02:21Barely even thought about it.
0:02:23 > 0:02:26Ooh, hello!
0:02:29 > 0:02:31I thought I might speak to Mr Bell later,
0:02:31 > 0:02:32see if there's anything extra I can do.
0:02:32 > 0:02:35Maybe just ease yourself in first.
0:02:35 > 0:02:37Ease in. Gotcha.
0:02:37 > 0:02:40Hey babes. How you doing?
0:02:40 > 0:02:42Biscuit, Mr Thorne?
0:02:42 > 0:02:44No thanks.
0:02:44 > 0:02:48Everyone loves Jaffa Cakes. Especially the orangey bit.
0:02:48 > 0:02:50Oooooh! Mmmmm.
0:02:52 > 0:02:55Don't suppose you can have Jaffa Cakes with all the running and stuff.
0:02:55 > 0:02:58Honestly, PE was never my thing.
0:02:59 > 0:03:01Is that my mug?
0:03:01 > 0:03:03It was just on the side.
0:03:03 > 0:03:05It's got my name on the bottom.
0:03:05 > 0:03:07You idiot!
0:03:07 > 0:03:08Oh, sorry! Is it hot?!
0:03:08 > 0:03:09No...
0:03:09 > 0:03:10SHE GASPS
0:03:12 > 0:03:14Stop, those are my league tables! Stop! Stop!
0:03:14 > 0:03:15Sorry.
0:03:17 > 0:03:19HE GROWLS
0:03:19 > 0:03:21Will you please just relax?
0:03:21 > 0:03:23Relax. Got it.
0:03:23 > 0:03:25How should I relax?
0:03:25 > 0:03:26Take it slow.
0:03:26 > 0:03:30Look, I had a friend like you who wanted to take on too much when he first started.
0:03:30 > 0:03:32What happened to him?
0:03:34 > 0:03:35Thanks!
0:03:35 > 0:03:37Ah! He became Teacher of the Year!
0:03:37 > 0:03:40Yes, but that's not what I meant.
0:03:40 > 0:03:42Nathan worked his knuckles off for that award.
0:03:42 > 0:03:45You've no idea how hard it is running the 4 O'Clock Club.
0:03:45 > 0:03:50Mr Carter - you will leave a hole behind you when you go to Scotland.
0:03:50 > 0:03:51Aw, really...?
0:03:51 > 0:03:55Yes. Thanks to you I have to find someone else to take detention.
0:03:55 > 0:03:57Hey - I'll do it!
0:04:01 > 0:04:03I'll tell mum I'm crashing by yours on Friday.
0:04:03 > 0:04:05She won't know I'm going to see Raydog.
0:04:05 > 0:04:08My mum says rap concerts are a celebration of sin and wickedness.
0:04:08 > 0:04:11Yeah, thanks for that, Spongebore Squarepants.
0:04:11 > 0:04:13Fact is, we'll be able to get up to mucho more jokes now
0:04:13 > 0:04:15Big Brother ain't watching me.
0:04:15 > 0:04:17Ow! Grow up.
0:04:17 > 0:04:19Only when I'm ready.
0:04:19 > 0:04:20Where d'you get that?
0:04:20 > 0:04:22Dad brought it home from work.
0:04:22 > 0:04:24What are you going to do with it?
0:04:24 > 0:04:28Don't know. Something worthy of a rubber band this big.
0:04:28 > 0:04:30Something really good.
0:04:30 > 0:04:32Oh yeah - much more jokes already.
0:04:32 > 0:04:34It's already started.
0:04:34 > 0:04:35I'd write your name on it
0:04:35 > 0:04:37so it doesn't get thieved like your giant magnet.
0:04:37 > 0:04:39Good thinking.
0:04:40 > 0:04:43- It'll serve him right when it gets confiscated.- Yep.
0:04:43 > 0:04:45This is going to be well epic.
0:04:45 > 0:04:47Once you figure out what to do with it.
0:04:47 > 0:04:49Rome wasn't built in a day, Ryan.
0:04:49 > 0:04:50You of all people should know that.
0:04:50 > 0:04:53- What does that mean?- You know.
0:04:53 > 0:04:55No, I don't know. What does it mean?
0:04:55 > 0:04:56- Ash, tell me!!- Nah.
0:04:56 > 0:04:59Ash, tell me!!
0:04:59 > 0:05:02I would need to be sure that you can run the sessions properly.
0:05:02 > 0:05:06Detention is there to punish students who break school rules.
0:05:08 > 0:05:10I put this together in morning break.
0:05:10 > 0:05:12It's a proposal for how I'd do stuff.
0:05:12 > 0:05:15Bottom line is you need to be tough.
0:05:15 > 0:05:17Tough is my middle name.
0:05:17 > 0:05:19- Dexter won't let you down.- Who?
0:05:22 > 0:05:24Oh.
0:05:24 > 0:05:27OK, Harris.
0:05:27 > 0:05:29You've got a week to prove to me you can handle this.
0:05:29 > 0:05:32You won't regret it. Thank you.
0:05:32 > 0:05:35And remember...you're still on probation.
0:05:35 > 0:05:38So if anything does go wrong, Miss Poppy
0:05:38 > 0:05:43and I will need a serious discussion about your future here at Elmsbury.
0:05:47 > 0:05:49Failure is not an option.
0:06:03 > 0:06:05- He's always threatening to leave. - What an attention seeker.
0:06:05 > 0:06:08I really thought Mr Carter and Miss Poppy would end up together.
0:06:08 > 0:06:11I bet she did. It's like when Darren King was going to be my
0:06:11 > 0:06:14boyfriend and Shelby Turner straightened her hair and then they're holding hands.
0:06:14 > 0:06:17Only, instead of Shelby flipping Turner, it's Scotland.
0:06:17 > 0:06:19I hate Scotland.
0:06:19 > 0:06:22We should fix her up with someone else. That'll make her broken heart shut its mouth.
0:06:22 > 0:06:24Oi! Thingy.
0:06:24 > 0:06:26Where do you think you're going?
0:06:26 > 0:06:27C'mon. I'll be back.
0:06:29 > 0:06:31Bruv!
0:06:31 > 0:06:32Are you not going to say bye?
0:06:32 > 0:06:35Whatevs. Don't choke on any haggis, yeah.
0:06:35 > 0:06:36Josh.
0:06:45 > 0:06:48Hey, behave while I'm gone.
0:06:48 > 0:06:50Stop milking it, and go.
0:07:01 > 0:07:03Right. Now let's have some fun.
0:07:12 > 0:07:14# Coz it's like I'm back in the game
0:07:14 > 0:07:15# With Nathan out the picture
0:07:15 > 0:07:17# It's just like back in the day
0:07:17 > 0:07:18# When I ruled school
0:07:18 > 0:07:19# And was Don of the thing
0:07:19 > 0:07:21# Now I'm back on my throne so long live the King
0:07:21 > 0:07:24# It's the J Man back in his rightful place
0:07:24 > 0:07:27# So these teachers might as well fly to space
0:07:27 > 0:07:29# No return just a one way ticket
0:07:29 > 0:07:32# From now on there won't be no rest for the wicked
0:07:32 > 0:07:34# See I'm the best
0:07:34 > 0:07:35# Watch me bring my old perks
0:07:35 > 0:07:36# Cheat on my tests
0:07:36 > 0:07:38# Copying my homework
0:07:38 > 0:07:39# Choose my start time
0:07:39 > 0:07:40# Stroll in at half noon
0:07:40 > 0:07:41# Call me the Captain
0:07:41 > 0:07:43# Cos I coast in the classroom
0:07:43 > 0:07:46# I'm feeling so numb I can't move
0:07:46 > 0:07:49# Like there's a wire fence I tried to squeeze my heart through
0:07:49 > 0:07:51# Cos I'm cut up and torn
0:07:51 > 0:07:52# Yeah I'm moving forward
0:07:52 > 0:07:54# But in my gut, am I sure?
0:07:54 > 0:07:56# See everything is still quite raw
0:07:56 > 0:07:57# And every afternoon
0:07:57 > 0:07:59# When the clock strikes four
0:07:59 > 0:08:01# How can I not picture every one of their faces
0:08:01 > 0:08:02# Everything we've been through
0:08:02 > 0:08:04# Such emotional places
0:08:04 > 0:08:06# All the memories I'm holding with me
0:08:06 > 0:08:09# Ash, Ryan, Molly, Agness, Zoe-Marie
0:08:09 > 0:08:11# You know they had an impact like no other
0:08:11 > 0:08:14# And Josh! Am I turning my back on my own brother?
0:08:14 > 0:08:15# New freedom?
0:08:15 > 0:08:17# It kinda feels like Jail
0:08:17 > 0:08:20# The moment when I'm finally saying goodbye to Mel
0:08:20 > 0:08:22# But I've got a new life that I've gotta live
0:08:22 > 0:08:25# So the only thing to do is think positive
0:08:25 > 0:08:28# Guess it's time for something new
0:08:28 > 0:08:31# Yeah, it's time for something new
0:08:31 > 0:08:35# Guess it's time for something new
0:08:35 > 0:08:37# Dexter Harris no nickname required
0:08:37 > 0:08:40# Elmsbury just found a hitman for hire
0:08:40 > 0:08:42# School Hero?
0:08:42 > 0:08:43# Tick that off my checklist
0:08:43 > 0:08:44# Four o'clock Club?
0:08:44 > 0:08:45# I could eat that for breakfast
0:08:45 > 0:08:48# Came from a small town, went to a small school
0:08:48 > 0:08:49# My dad was Head, though
0:08:49 > 0:08:51# I played by school rules
0:08:51 > 0:08:52# Today I make 'em!
0:08:52 > 0:08:53# Starting that now
0:08:53 > 0:08:55# Show off my skills
0:08:55 > 0:08:56# Make my dad proud
0:08:56 > 0:08:59# Position of assistant I'm choosing to start with
0:08:59 > 0:09:01# But I'm gonna shine in the music department
0:09:01 > 0:09:04# So I've really nothing to fear and it's great
0:09:04 > 0:09:06# I could be Teacher of the Year at this rate!
0:09:06 > 0:09:08# Andress and Bell?
0:09:08 > 0:09:09# Well they just wanna see
0:09:09 > 0:09:11# How good I am and how tough I can be.
0:09:11 > 0:09:12# Ha!
0:09:12 > 0:09:14# I hope the 4 O'Clock Club are good listeners
0:09:14 > 0:09:17# Dexter Harris, he takes no prisoners
0:09:17 > 0:09:21# Yep! It's time for something new
0:09:21 > 0:09:23# Yeah, it's time for something new
0:09:23 > 0:09:26# Yes, it's time for something new. #
0:09:31 > 0:09:33Detention. Tonight. All of you.
0:09:33 > 0:09:34What?!
0:09:34 > 0:09:37If you don't like it you can have a detention tomorrow, too.
0:09:37 > 0:09:38But we didn't do anything.
0:09:38 > 0:09:41What's that you say? You want a detention for the next three nights?
0:09:41 > 0:09:43OK, you got it.
0:09:43 > 0:09:45Ha! You're in detention.
0:09:45 > 0:09:48And you can have a detention for laughing at their bad luck.
0:09:48 > 0:09:50And an extra one for kicking a bin.
0:09:50 > 0:09:53Whoa, you can't hand out detentions like they're sweets, mate.
0:09:53 > 0:09:55Oh, yes, I can.
0:09:55 > 0:09:58And you can have another one for calling a teacher "mate."
0:09:58 > 0:09:59It's not respectful.
0:09:59 > 0:10:01Or true.
0:10:01 > 0:10:03Detention! And you for laughing.
0:10:03 > 0:10:06That's what? Four...five...for Josh?
0:10:06 > 0:10:07And three for you?
0:10:07 > 0:10:10OK, I'll have to tot them up and let you know tonight.
0:10:10 > 0:10:12What do you mean, "tonight?"
0:10:12 > 0:10:16There's a new sheriff in town. I'm in charge of the 4 O'Clock Club now.
0:10:16 > 0:10:17Pew pew!
0:10:18 > 0:10:21The man's a total hinge.
0:10:21 > 0:10:25He actually thinks he's the boss of us. Unbelievable.
0:10:25 > 0:10:31Right. I'm turning tonight's 4 O'Clock Club into a warzone.
0:10:31 > 0:10:33A few well placed words in the right ears,
0:10:33 > 0:10:36and then we'll see who's really in charge.
0:10:36 > 0:10:39Agness! Have you seen Zoe-Marie?
0:10:39 > 0:10:41Not since last lesson, why?
0:10:41 > 0:10:45It's just I heard she kicked your little sister. Twice.
0:10:50 > 0:10:52And so it begins.
0:10:53 > 0:10:56So Agness said I live in a tent, did she?!
0:10:56 > 0:10:58What do I look like - a tent lord?!
0:10:58 > 0:11:00I'm going to turn her head into a tent, and punch its door in.
0:11:00 > 0:11:02Don't shoot the messenger here,
0:11:02 > 0:11:05but I heard Zoe-Marie telling people you wanted to be a prefect.
0:11:05 > 0:11:07What?! I'll crush her tiny pea-brain!
0:11:09 > 0:11:12Sorry we're late, sir. Ryan was having a really big wee.
0:11:12 > 0:11:15Yeah, don't broadcast it.
0:11:15 > 0:11:17Come on, you can do this.
0:11:17 > 0:11:19You're their worst nightmare.
0:11:23 > 0:11:26GENERAL COMMOTION
0:11:28 > 0:11:33Right. I think that's quite enough. Come on, everyone.
0:11:33 > 0:11:36Hey! Look, guys. I'm over here.
0:11:36 > 0:11:38Am I invisible or something?
0:11:41 > 0:11:43That's better.
0:11:43 > 0:11:44OK!
0:11:44 > 0:11:46I've got a question.
0:11:46 > 0:11:48What's your worst nightmare?
0:11:48 > 0:11:50Getting bitten by a camel.
0:11:50 > 0:11:52Not anymore. Now it's me.
0:11:52 > 0:11:54And I want you all to sit quietly,
0:11:54 > 0:11:57and think about everything that led to you being here tonight.
0:11:57 > 0:12:00Sit quietly AND think? Talk about multi-tasking.
0:12:00 > 0:12:01Josh. Ssh.
0:12:04 > 0:12:07You're late. Agness, isn't it?
0:12:07 > 0:12:09- Zoe-Marie, why'd you kick my sister?!- I never!
0:12:09 > 0:12:11You're the one who told everyone I live in a tent.
0:12:11 > 0:12:15- I don't want people to think I'm a dirty tent weirdo who lives in a tent.- Here we go...
0:12:15 > 0:12:16I never said that!
0:12:16 > 0:12:19OK, whoa! Firstly, there's nothing wrong with living in a tent.
0:12:19 > 0:12:21But I don't live in a tent! Why are you saying I live in a tent?
0:12:21 > 0:12:24YOU live in a tent. You're a tent lord.
0:12:24 > 0:12:25Sir, she kicked my sister.
0:12:25 > 0:12:26I'll kick you in a minute.
0:12:26 > 0:12:28Now, then. Violence is not the answer.
0:12:28 > 0:12:31As Martin Luther King said...
0:12:31 > 0:12:33OK, I'm afraid you're late as well.
0:12:33 > 0:12:35Sir, Martin Luther King did not say that.
0:12:35 > 0:12:38Zoe-Marie, why'd you tell people I wanted to be a prefect?!
0:12:38 > 0:12:40- I did not!- Yes, you did.
0:12:40 > 0:12:41ALL: Fight, fight!
0:12:41 > 0:12:44I really think that's enough.
0:12:44 > 0:12:46All of you behave! You are in detention!
0:12:46 > 0:12:48In the best detention ever.
0:12:51 > 0:12:53Josh - they're about to have a fight because of you!
0:12:53 > 0:12:55Scratching, slapping...
0:12:55 > 0:12:56I'm getting a better place.
0:12:56 > 0:12:57Do something.
0:12:57 > 0:13:02OK! Right, well, that's it, people! Detention's over!
0:13:03 > 0:13:04Over?!
0:13:04 > 0:13:08Yes, go on, go home. And, well,
0:13:08 > 0:13:11I suggest you have a good think about everything you've learned tonight.
0:13:11 > 0:13:13Sir, are you sure?
0:13:13 > 0:13:15Home!
0:13:19 > 0:13:21# I wanted them for breakfast
0:13:21 > 0:13:22# They went and had me for dinner
0:13:22 > 0:13:24# Battling with me there'll only be one winner
0:13:24 > 0:13:27# First big test and I came up short
0:13:27 > 0:13:30# It's nothing but a game and I'm the king of this sport
0:13:30 > 0:13:32# Back to the drawing board and start again
0:13:32 > 0:13:35#Facts on the scoring board - ten out of ten
0:13:35 > 0:13:36# Cos I'm a true pro
0:13:36 > 0:13:37# And he failed the teacher test
0:13:37 > 0:13:40# Now I have to go home with tail between my legs
0:13:40 > 0:13:43# I guess it's time to think of something new
0:13:43 > 0:13:46# The guy's a runner up, a classic Number Two
0:13:46 > 0:13:48# Yep - I'll have to think of something new. #
0:13:50 > 0:13:53Oh, man, Mum, I just had the best day ever.
0:13:53 > 0:13:57Remember that new flophead of a teacher? We totally OWNED him!
0:13:57 > 0:13:59Why is all my stuff in the living room?
0:13:59 > 0:14:03Josh, meet our new lodger.
0:14:03 > 0:14:04You?!
0:14:04 > 0:14:06WHAT?! No, no. He has to go.
0:14:06 > 0:14:08He's my teacher.
0:14:08 > 0:14:09Maybe I should find somewhere else to stay.
0:14:09 > 0:14:12No. You've already moved your stuff into Josh's room.
0:14:12 > 0:14:14Josh, you'll be fine in the living room.
0:14:16 > 0:14:18I didn't want to tell you because I knew you wouldn't like it.
0:14:18 > 0:14:20You think?! My room...
0:14:25 > 0:14:27It's just until Nathan comes home.
0:14:27 > 0:14:29That's six months away!
0:14:29 > 0:14:31Sweetheart. We need the money.
0:14:31 > 0:14:35You better keep out of my way, or the gloves are coming off.
0:14:44 > 0:14:46All right, mate. What are you doing?
0:14:48 > 0:14:50Sorry if it feels like I'm an intruder.
0:14:50 > 0:14:53I'm a long way from home. I just want a place to stay,
0:14:53 > 0:14:57somewhere that's close to school and that I can afford.
0:14:57 > 0:15:01OK, we got off to a bad start, but I bet we've got tons in common.
0:15:01 > 0:15:03I saw you like rap music.
0:15:05 > 0:15:07Have you been going through my stuff?
0:15:07 > 0:15:09My room's covered in your posters.
0:15:09 > 0:15:11It's my room.
0:15:11 > 0:15:14Listen...
0:15:14 > 0:15:16Aaaagh! Ouch!
0:15:18 > 0:15:21How am I supposed to play my games?!
0:15:21 > 0:15:22I'm sure it's fixable.
0:15:25 > 0:15:27I'll just go back to my room.
0:15:27 > 0:15:30Your room. The, erm, bedroom.
0:15:30 > 0:15:32Sorry.
0:15:35 > 0:15:38# So, feel like I'm here on my own
0:15:38 > 0:15:41# Here in a place I call home
0:15:41 > 0:15:43# Feeling lower than the floor that's beneath me
0:15:43 > 0:15:45#But if this is a challenge am I gonna let it beat me?
0:15:45 > 0:15:49# So, feel like I'm here on my own
0:15:49 > 0:15:51# Here in a place I call home
0:15:51 > 0:15:53# Feeling lower than the floor that's beneath me
0:15:53 > 0:15:56# But if this is a challenge am I gonna let it beat me?
0:15:56 > 0:15:58# Now I've hit a new low
0:15:58 > 0:15:59# Camping in the living room?
0:15:59 > 0:16:00# He has to go!
0:16:00 > 0:16:03# First school, now my personal space he's invading
0:16:03 > 0:16:05# Never thought I'd say this but I kinda miss Nathan
0:16:05 > 0:16:08# Yeah we had our ups and downs just like a yoyo
0:16:08 > 0:16:09# But he never would've left me
0:16:09 > 0:16:11# Sleeping like a hobo
0:16:11 > 0:16:13# In my own home, man, what a no-no
0:16:13 > 0:16:14# Dexter Harris?
0:16:14 > 0:16:16# It's time for you to go bro!
0:16:16 > 0:16:18# And I got nothing to lose
0:16:18 > 0:16:19# Like a wart on my toe
0:16:19 > 0:16:21# I'm gonna have you removed
0:16:21 > 0:16:23# Starting with your job, I wanna push you to the limit
0:16:23 > 0:16:26# Dig a great big black hole and drop you in it
0:16:26 > 0:16:28# Maybe a little character assassination
0:16:28 > 0:16:31# Something real embarrassing that I can rub your face in
0:16:31 > 0:16:32# And when the sparks fly
0:16:32 > 0:16:33# I'll sit back and watch them
0:16:33 > 0:16:36# Gotta get it right - failure is not an option
0:16:36 > 0:16:39# So, feel like I'm here on my own
0:16:39 > 0:16:41# Here in a place I call home
0:16:41 > 0:16:43# Feeling lower than the floor that's beneath me
0:16:43 > 0:16:46# But if this is a challenge am I gonna let it beat me?
0:16:46 > 0:16:49# So, feel like I'm here on my own
0:16:49 > 0:16:51# Here in a place I call home
0:16:51 > 0:16:53# Feeling lower than the floor that's beneath me
0:16:53 > 0:16:56# But if this is a challenge am I gonna let it beat me?
0:16:56 > 0:16:58# Well that sums up my day when you look at it
0:16:58 > 0:17:01# Whatever I do, I seem to put my foot in it
0:17:01 > 0:17:03# I need to give it some clout and get tough
0:17:03 > 0:17:06# But am I maybe just not cut out for this stuff?
0:17:06 > 0:17:09# Perhaps I'll never be as good as my dad is
0:17:09 > 0:17:11# I'm just average
0:17:11 > 0:17:14# Am I gonna be a lamb to the slaughter?
0:17:14 > 0:17:17# So far from home I'm a fish out of water
0:17:17 > 0:17:20# All I need is a sign
0:17:20 > 0:17:21# It's divine!
0:17:21 > 0:17:23# No! All these doubts?
0:17:23 > 0:17:24# I need to stop them
0:17:24 > 0:17:28# Gotta get it right - failure is not an option. #
0:17:52 > 0:17:54Pay dirt.
0:17:54 > 0:17:57GIGGLING
0:18:02 > 0:18:03Are you sure it's him?
0:18:33 > 0:18:35- What?- You know what.
0:18:35 > 0:18:37You looked very athletic in those pants, sir.
0:18:37 > 0:18:38Those were trunks!
0:18:38 > 0:18:39Well they looked like pants.
0:18:39 > 0:18:41I can't believe you went on my laptop.
0:18:41 > 0:18:45This was nothing to do with me, sir.
0:18:45 > 0:18:47I understand there has been an incident.
0:18:47 > 0:18:49Yes, but I know exactly who's to blame.-
0:18:49 > 0:18:52So do I! Your social networking profile was set to public!
0:18:52 > 0:18:55I've seen it. Any of the students could've accessed it.
0:18:58 > 0:19:00Ah. Right.
0:19:00 > 0:19:04Teachers need to ensure that their own personal fluff remains
0:19:04 > 0:19:05out of the public domain.
0:19:05 > 0:19:07Yes. Of course. Sorry, Dad.
0:19:07 > 0:19:09I mean, sir. Mr Bell.
0:19:09 > 0:19:10Not Dad.
0:19:10 > 0:19:14See you in detention, sir.
0:19:16 > 0:19:19BELL RINGS
0:19:21 > 0:19:24I want that melonbrain out of my home and my school.
0:19:24 > 0:19:28There's only one thing that can guarantee success.
0:19:29 > 0:19:31How exactly?
0:19:31 > 0:19:32I dunno.
0:19:32 > 0:19:35You've still not figured out what to do with it?
0:19:35 > 0:19:38You cannot hurry genius.
0:19:38 > 0:19:40We know you were manipulating us.
0:19:40 > 0:19:42Yeah, we're mates again.
0:19:42 > 0:19:45- Like Take That making up with Robbie Williams, only three non-famous girls.- Who aren't mates.
0:19:45 > 0:19:48We're going to find Miss Poppy a boyfriend.
0:19:48 > 0:19:50What about Mr Harris?
0:19:50 > 0:19:53I think she likes him if you ask me, I've seen the signs,
0:19:53 > 0:19:54trust me.
0:19:54 > 0:19:56- Like I'd ever trust YOU again.- Shh!
0:19:58 > 0:20:01I told you not to take on too much.
0:20:01 > 0:20:04You've embarrassed yourself, the head and me with the exhibition,
0:20:04 > 0:20:08and dismissed an entire detention after, what, three minutes?
0:20:08 > 0:20:11More like four. Maybe my dad was right.
0:20:11 > 0:20:13Maybe I'm just not cut out for this.
0:20:13 > 0:20:15UNTUNEFUL CLANG
0:20:15 > 0:20:18Look, maybe you just need to take a different approach.
0:20:18 > 0:20:22Erm...I loaned this book to Nathan last term.
0:20:22 > 0:20:25It's full of teacher training ideas.
0:20:25 > 0:20:28"To have true psychological contact with a child,
0:20:28 > 0:20:31"you must maintain eye contact. Make them your focus".
0:20:31 > 0:20:32Try it with me.
0:20:32 > 0:20:38They're gazing into each other's eyes. She might like him.
0:20:38 > 0:20:40Who cares if she doesn't? We should set them up.
0:20:40 > 0:20:43- We need to get them to dance or something.- That is a great idea.
0:20:43 > 0:20:48There's no school disco for a while, so might as well put on your own
0:20:48 > 0:20:52- and just invite those two. They're meant for each other.- He's right.
0:20:52 > 0:20:55Mr Harris runs the 4 O'Clock Club, duh, and she liked Mr Carter,
0:20:55 > 0:20:59- who also ran the club. So, like, duh.- Can't fault logic like that.
0:20:59 > 0:21:02Yeah, well, you guys turn tonight's The 4 O'Clock Club
0:21:02 > 0:21:06- into the 4 O'Clock Nightclub L'Amour.- La what?
0:21:06 > 0:21:08French for Chika-Chika-Boom-Boom.
0:21:10 > 0:21:15Sir, I know he got off to a bad start, but Mr Harris is a trier.
0:21:15 > 0:21:18- Come tonight and you'll see a different detention.- Really, now?
0:21:18 > 0:21:22Yeah, I owe it to my brother to make sure it's in safe hands.
0:21:22 > 0:21:26Maybe I will pay him a visit. Thank you, Carthorse.
0:21:26 > 0:21:29It's Carter, sir. Carthorse is slightly different.
0:21:31 > 0:21:34Josh! Hey...I got you this.
0:21:36 > 0:21:40Sorry I broke your old one. See you in detention, big man.
0:21:40 > 0:21:44- Josh. I've been looking for you. - I'm a popular guy, it seems.
0:21:44 > 0:21:46We both know you have a bit of influence.
0:21:46 > 0:21:50I wondered if you might use it to encourage people
0:21:50 > 0:21:54- to give Mr Harris a chance. - Well, why would I do that?
0:21:54 > 0:21:56Because he's one of the good guys.
0:21:56 > 0:21:58Good guy. Right.
0:21:58 > 0:22:01Everyone has the right to make mistakes when they start out.
0:22:01 > 0:22:03Mr Harris is a long way from his family.
0:22:03 > 0:22:07You must know how that is like. Just give him a chance.
0:22:07 > 0:22:09Yes?
0:22:13 > 0:22:16# We thought you were a star
0:22:16 > 0:22:18# But now you've gone too far
0:22:18 > 0:22:21# You're toying with emotions
0:22:21 > 0:22:23# Stop toying with emotions
0:22:23 > 0:22:26# We thought you were a star
0:22:26 > 0:22:28# But now you've gone too far
0:22:28 > 0:22:31# You're toying with emotions
0:22:31 > 0:22:33# Stop toying with emotions. #
0:22:33 > 0:22:35# RAPPING: Now I feel like the bad guy
0:22:35 > 0:22:38# Hope I didn't go and make a grown man cry.
0:22:38 > 0:22:40# Have I gone too far?
0:22:40 > 0:22:42# Have I really gone and brought the wrong dude harm?
0:22:43 > 0:22:47# Ah man, maybe I have! Maybe Dexter Harris really isn't that bad!
0:22:47 > 0:22:50# And it's true he's a long way from home
0:22:50 > 0:22:53# Without friends or family here to call his own
0:22:53 > 0:22:55# And when the closest person to you is far away
0:22:55 > 0:22:58# Other guys important to you come into play
0:22:58 > 0:23:00# I'm lucky I got my close mates We're three strong
0:23:00 > 0:23:02# But then again, my best was my brother and he's gone
0:23:02 > 0:23:05# Will it feel better soon? Not definitely
0:23:05 > 0:23:07# Maybe there's no difference between Dexter and me
0:23:07 > 0:23:10# Both trying to do right Both missing family
0:23:10 > 0:23:13# Still I'm making it impossible for him to handle me
0:23:13 > 0:23:16# Now I've landed the dude in hot water
0:23:16 > 0:23:18With Ding Dong He's a lamb to the slaughter
0:23:19 > 0:23:21# Or a slug covered with salt
0:23:21 > 0:23:24# His days are numbered and it's all my fault
0:23:24 > 0:23:26# We thought you were a star
0:23:26 > 0:23:29# But now you've gone too far
0:23:29 > 0:23:31# You're toying with emotions
0:23:31 > 0:23:34# Stop toying with emotions. #
0:23:35 > 0:23:38This time it's going to be a happy ending. Take that, Shelby Turner.
0:23:40 > 0:23:42- Surprise!- What is that?!
0:23:42 > 0:23:46Zoe-Marie, where's Miss Poppy? You did send her the invite?
0:23:46 > 0:23:48I did, Ugness. I put hearts on it and I made it smell like a man.
0:23:48 > 0:23:52- You can't turn the detention room into a nightclub.- Why not?
0:23:52 > 0:23:54If Mr Bell sees this...
0:23:54 > 0:23:56DANCE MUSIC PLAYS
0:23:56 > 0:24:01- No! Turn that off!- Stop! Stop! Stop!
0:24:01 > 0:24:03You're going to make him Angry Man.
0:24:03 > 0:24:07Seriously, this guy went psycho at me earlier.
0:24:07 > 0:24:10He, like...pinned me up against a wall and told me
0:24:10 > 0:24:14She was going to turn me into a casserole. Ain't that right, sir?
0:24:14 > 0:24:16Yeah.
0:24:16 > 0:24:20This guy is just a volcano waiting to blow.
0:24:20 > 0:24:22A volca-not.
0:24:22 > 0:24:24Look into my eyes. Do you want to try me?
0:24:24 > 0:24:27"You want to try me" at what, you total try-hard?
0:24:27 > 0:24:30I've had other jobs. Just couldn't keep them down.
0:24:30 > 0:24:34Sooner or later, some kid would push me too far and I'd...snap!
0:24:34 > 0:24:36Just...
0:24:36 > 0:24:39Just...like...that!
0:24:41 > 0:24:43I'm a one-man discipline machine.
0:24:43 > 0:24:46Cross me and I'll tie you in a knot, like a pretzel.
0:24:46 > 0:24:50If you look at me funny, I'll come down on your heads
0:24:50 > 0:24:54like an almighty wind. Just...phoo-oo-oo-oo.
0:24:54 > 0:24:56You will behave!
0:24:56 > 0:25:01Yeah, now you're getting it. That's what I expect. I'm Mr Harris.
0:25:01 > 0:25:03Your worst nightmare.
0:25:03 > 0:25:05- Mr Harris!- Yes, sir.
0:25:05 > 0:25:10It's a fine line between tough and threatening. What is this?!
0:25:11 > 0:25:16It was my idea. I wanted to show the...unity of the music department,
0:25:16 > 0:25:17because it's, like...
0:25:17 > 0:25:21- It represents their shared love for music, sir.- Yes!
0:25:21 > 0:25:23We're a team... United.
0:25:24 > 0:25:27I'm going to be keep a close eye on developments here.
0:25:27 > 0:25:30Sir, does that mean I'm still in charge of detention?
0:25:30 > 0:25:32If that's what you want.
0:25:32 > 0:25:33Of course!
0:25:33 > 0:25:35For now.
0:25:37 > 0:25:40Who dares to twang something at me?
0:25:40 > 0:25:42Now you're for it, you spannerneck.
0:25:44 > 0:25:46Which one of you is Ryan?!
0:25:48 > 0:25:52I'm stupid, but I'm not that stupid.
0:25:52 > 0:25:55Completely out of order to meddle in a teacher's private life!
0:25:55 > 0:25:59And for your information, Mr Harris isn't, and never will be, my type.
0:25:59 > 0:26:02Do I make myself absolutely, 100%, clear?!
0:26:02 > 0:26:05Mr Harris, and I, are never, ever, ever
0:26:05 > 0:26:07going to go out with one another!
0:26:08 > 0:26:09Sorry, sir.
0:26:13 > 0:26:15Do you want a lift home tonight?
0:26:15 > 0:26:18Your car can't be worse than my brother's dung heap.
0:26:22 > 0:26:25It's worse than Nathan's four-wheeled dung heap.
0:26:30 > 0:26:32Thanks for what you did in detention.
0:26:32 > 0:26:36No, man, I guess everybody gets a fair chance to prove themselves
0:26:36 > 0:26:40and, at first, I didn't like that you were replacing my brother, so...
0:26:40 > 0:26:42- I could never do that.- I know.
0:26:42 > 0:26:45It always helps having a teacher that owes you a favour.
0:26:45 > 0:26:46Name it.
0:26:46 > 0:26:49Looks like you're taking me to Raydog tomorrow.
0:26:49 > 0:26:51You're on.
0:26:51 > 0:26:52MOBILE RINGS
0:26:54 > 0:26:55Bruv! Where are you, man?
0:26:55 > 0:26:58Yeah, I'm outside a phone box.
0:26:58 > 0:27:01It's the only place I could get a signal.
0:27:01 > 0:27:07Just calling to check in, really. How's 4 O'Clock Club been this week?
0:27:07 > 0:27:09What makes you think I've been in detention?
0:27:09 > 0:27:13Bruv, please?! Do I really have to answer that?
0:27:13 > 0:27:15Seriously, how's the new guy doing?
0:27:15 > 0:27:17Yeah, I guess he's not too much of a waste.
0:27:17 > 0:27:20'All right, cool.'
0:27:20 > 0:27:26Cool. Um...well, yeah, just calling to say hi, really.
0:27:26 > 0:27:27Yeah, bruv. Laters.
0:27:32 > 0:27:35Ah, here we go! ENGINE STARTS
0:27:35 > 0:27:37MECHANICAL GRINDING
0:27:39 > 0:27:40Ha-ha!
0:27:46 > 0:27:49# Can't live with them And you can't kick 'em out
0:27:49 > 0:27:50# When they're up they rub it in your face
0:27:50 > 0:27:53# Kick you when you're down But when no-one understands them
0:27:53 > 0:27:55# You know what they're on about But it's good to be around
0:27:55 > 0:28:00# Gotta find the common ground If you know so much about me
0:28:00 > 0:28:03# Where do I go from here? You see them every day
0:28:03 > 0:28:05# You can never get away Only time that you're the boss
0:28:05 > 0:28:06# 4 O'Clock. #