0:00:06 > 0:00:09# Where d'you go when you know nobody can understand you?
0:00:09 > 0:00:12# When it's just too much to handle
0:00:12 > 0:00:15# What d'you do when you end up somewhere you never planned to?
0:00:15 > 0:00:18# Washed out, stressed out like it was shampoo
0:00:18 > 0:00:19# You should stay
0:00:19 > 0:00:20# It can change
0:00:20 > 0:00:23# There's good days and bad days
0:00:23 > 0:00:26# But one day down the line it's time sure to stop
0:00:26 > 0:00:28# So the only time is now, four o'clock. #
0:00:30 > 0:00:33Josh, are you sure your mum doesn't mind us doing this indoors?
0:00:33 > 0:00:35Oh, yeah, like, my mum totally loves Mexico.
0:00:35 > 0:00:37All right, get ready...
0:00:39 > 0:00:41Do a couple of spins, though. No cheating.
0:00:41 > 0:00:43Keep going...
0:00:43 > 0:00:44All right, stop!
0:00:44 > 0:00:46Yeah, there.
0:00:46 > 0:00:47- You ready?- Yeah.
0:00:47 > 0:00:49- All right, go for it.- Ugh!
0:00:49 > 0:00:52Left a bit... Little bit more.
0:00:52 > 0:00:55Oh, go on, Pedro, really go for it. Put your back into it.
0:00:55 > 0:00:57Oh, man, I've got to video this.
0:00:57 > 0:00:59Ugh!
0:00:59 > 0:01:01Ooh... No. Right a bit. Oh!
0:01:02 > 0:01:05- What are you doing? - I was feeling a bit homesick.
0:01:05 > 0:01:07And your mum said I could do whatever I wanted
0:01:07 > 0:01:09to make myself feel more at home.
0:01:11 > 0:01:13You painted the back of my door!
0:01:13 > 0:01:16- It's just a door.- Mate, my height chart used to be on there!
0:01:16 > 0:01:19Mum's been doing that ever since I was a little kid.
0:01:19 > 0:01:22Right. Well, let's make a new height chart.
0:01:22 > 0:01:23Oops.
0:01:24 > 0:01:27My... My garms, man! Look what you've done! They're ruined!
0:01:29 > 0:01:31Ohh!
0:01:31 > 0:01:32Wait...
0:01:43 > 0:01:44Yeah!
0:01:44 > 0:01:45Ho-ho!
0:01:49 > 0:01:50Oh...
0:01:53 > 0:01:55I'm sorry, man. Er...
0:01:55 > 0:01:57I didn't mean...
0:01:57 > 0:01:58to... to...
0:01:58 > 0:01:59Ohh...
0:01:59 > 0:02:01Oh...
0:02:03 > 0:02:04Hmm.
0:02:04 > 0:02:06So you got your revenge.
0:02:06 > 0:02:07Shouldn't you leave it there?
0:02:07 > 0:02:10This isn't about revenge. That's my room.
0:02:10 > 0:02:12This is about getting back what's mine.
0:02:12 > 0:02:14And I've just got to wait for the perfect opportunity
0:02:14 > 0:02:16- to drop in my lap.- Josh!
0:02:17 > 0:02:21I understand how upset you must be. I know I messed up, and I'm sorry.
0:02:21 > 0:02:24Show me how sorry you are.
0:02:24 > 0:02:25Move out of my room.
0:02:25 > 0:02:26I can't do that.
0:02:26 > 0:02:29- Nice shorts, sir! - And matching socks, sir! Well done.
0:02:29 > 0:02:31THEY LAUGH
0:02:31 > 0:02:33Did your gran knit that for you, sir?
0:02:33 > 0:02:35Or did you just find it in a skip?
0:02:35 > 0:02:36THEY LAUGH
0:02:36 > 0:02:41Silence! All of you! You'll show the teaching staff more respect.
0:02:41 > 0:02:43I had a little accident, sir.
0:02:43 > 0:02:45All my other clothes got paint on them.
0:02:46 > 0:02:50Mr Harris will host a very special detention for you all tonight.
0:02:50 > 0:02:54- Will I?- They urgently need to learn respect for others.
0:02:54 > 0:02:58Um... I didn't disrespect him, sir. I actually think it's quite nice.
0:02:58 > 0:03:01- Then you shall have a detention for arguing with me.- Ohh!
0:03:02 > 0:03:03And for lying.
0:03:03 > 0:03:06You'll all report to the school allotment at four o'clock.
0:03:06 > 0:03:09Let's see if we can't use some of this agriculture
0:03:09 > 0:03:12to rid us of this aggro culture.
0:03:12 > 0:03:14Ha! I like what you did there, sir.
0:03:14 > 0:03:16I...
0:03:21 > 0:03:24BELL RINGS
0:03:24 > 0:03:26I think being outside is well stupid.
0:03:26 > 0:03:28There isn't even a roof or anything.
0:03:28 > 0:03:31Yeah, it is a garden. They tend to work best outside.
0:03:31 > 0:03:32Who made you the expert?
0:03:32 > 0:03:36The only flowers you know about are the ones on the grave you live in.
0:03:36 > 0:03:39And this is exactly why we need to learn respect for others.
0:03:39 > 0:03:42- Everyone grab a trowel and a pot. And let's get planting.- Um...
0:03:42 > 0:03:45Sir, I have a slight phobia of worms. Can I do something else?
0:03:45 > 0:03:47This is non-negotiable.
0:03:47 > 0:03:50But worms are weird. They're like unpredictable spaghetti.
0:03:50 > 0:03:51Ryan. Get on with it.
0:03:53 > 0:03:56Everyone pick a spot in the bed and start digging.
0:03:56 > 0:03:59Treat your plant with care. With consideration. With respect.
0:03:59 > 0:04:01You seem to talk an awful lot about respect
0:04:01 > 0:04:04for someone who doesn't know what it means.
0:04:04 > 0:04:06Josh, I didn't rent your room to get at you.
0:04:06 > 0:04:08I just needed a place to stay.
0:04:08 > 0:04:12Spoken like a man who's not sleeping on a camping bed in the living room.
0:04:13 > 0:04:15- Earworm!- Oi!
0:04:15 > 0:04:18Oi, you crushed my plant, you cake of pants!
0:04:18 > 0:04:20- Sorry!- Ryan!
0:04:21 > 0:04:23Molly! What are you doing?!
0:04:23 > 0:04:27- I meant to get him.- Mud fight! - Hey! Cut that out! That's enough!
0:04:30 > 0:04:31Ahh!
0:04:32 > 0:04:33Urgh! Beetle!
0:04:35 > 0:04:36What is going on out here?!
0:04:38 > 0:04:40LAUGHTER
0:04:44 > 0:04:46YOU were meant to be supervising them.
0:04:46 > 0:04:50I was momentarily distracted, sir, with another issue.
0:04:50 > 0:04:53Those... children are out of control.
0:04:53 > 0:04:55I take full responsibility. It won't happen again.
0:04:59 > 0:05:02I'm putting you under special monitoring until the end of term.
0:05:02 > 0:05:05We need to ensure you're capable of controlling a class.
0:05:05 > 0:05:08And in the meantime, we have no option but to exclude
0:05:08 > 0:05:11those students responsible for this latest incident.
0:05:11 > 0:05:13You're going to exclude them?! Sir, you can't.
0:05:13 > 0:05:15Please, I beg you, give me a chance.
0:05:15 > 0:05:17I know I can teach them some respect.
0:05:22 > 0:05:24OK.
0:05:24 > 0:05:27But you'd better prove to me you're up to this, Haggis.
0:05:27 > 0:05:29Harris, sir. It's Harris.
0:05:32 > 0:05:33(Ooh...)
0:05:39 > 0:05:42You'll have to tell them to shape up or risk being thrown out of school.
0:05:42 > 0:05:45They're under enough pressure. I know what pressure's like.
0:05:45 > 0:05:48- It can make a person crack.- I don't see that you have much choice.
0:05:48 > 0:05:52- I need to find a way to teach them to respect others.- Do it quick.
0:05:52 > 0:05:55Cos if they mess up Bell's precious head teacher conference,
0:05:55 > 0:05:58- he's likely to go triple nuclear. - Wait...
0:05:58 > 0:06:00What head teacher conference?
0:06:05 > 0:06:06'Harris speaking.'
0:06:06 > 0:06:08Hi, Dad. It's me.
0:06:08 > 0:06:09'How are things?'
0:06:09 > 0:06:11I'm having my dinner, Dexter.
0:06:11 > 0:06:13Sorry... Would you like me to call back later?
0:06:13 > 0:06:14'No, no, no, no.'
0:06:14 > 0:06:16It's fine. I can reheat it.
0:06:16 > 0:06:18'What's on your mind?'
0:06:18 > 0:06:21Er... Listen, I know it's a long shot, but I wanted to check -
0:06:21 > 0:06:24have you heard about the head teachers' conference
0:06:24 > 0:06:27- 'at Elmsbury this week?' - I hadn't, no.
0:06:27 > 0:06:28So you won't be coming, then?
0:06:28 > 0:06:31Well, I wasn't... but now that I know about it,
0:06:31 > 0:06:32'perhaps I will.'
0:06:32 > 0:06:34No, I wasn't actually inv...
0:06:34 > 0:06:37'I'll call your school office first thing tomorrow.'
0:06:37 > 0:06:40No. You don't have to come just for me.
0:06:40 > 0:06:42I mean, in some ways it might be better if you don't.
0:06:42 > 0:06:44'Dexter.'
0:06:44 > 0:06:47Be a little more proud of your achievements.
0:06:47 > 0:06:49I mean, look at you - assistant head teacher.
0:06:49 > 0:06:52'Actually, Dad, I'm assistant to...'
0:06:52 > 0:06:54'I know Elmsbury isn't exactly a top school,
0:06:54 > 0:06:57'and there weren't many other candidates, but...'
0:06:57 > 0:07:00Yup. That's me, Dad. Assistant head teacher.
0:07:00 > 0:07:03And I so can't wait for you to see me in action.
0:07:03 > 0:07:05'Great.' HE HANGS UP
0:07:05 > 0:07:06Bye...
0:07:11 > 0:07:13- RAPS:- # Hmm...the plot thickens.
0:07:13 > 0:07:16# I like little white lies but Dexter's got bigguns
0:07:16 > 0:07:18# Telling his dad that he's running the shop
0:07:18 > 0:07:21# But he's a flop trying to be something he's not
0:07:21 > 0:07:24# Now the risky bit is showing who he really is
0:07:24 > 0:07:26# Call it confirmation of his status as an idiot
0:07:26 > 0:07:29# So, Mr Goody-Goody has a dark secret
0:07:29 > 0:07:31# Question now is if I can or can't keep it
0:07:31 > 0:07:34# Cos Flopper Harris just made himself a target
0:07:34 > 0:07:37# How can I use all this to my advantage
0:07:37 > 0:07:39# How can I punish this buffoon for being too slack?
0:07:39 > 0:07:42# Maybe I can use what I know to get my room back
0:07:42 > 0:07:45# When you're playing with them white lies, white lies
0:07:45 > 0:07:47# Whoa
0:07:47 > 0:07:50# Hope you're playing with the right guys, right guys
0:07:50 > 0:07:52# Oh shame, can't beat me at my own game.
0:07:52 > 0:07:54# No way
0:07:54 > 0:07:55# Dad's gonna visit
0:07:55 > 0:07:58# One glimpse of me at Elmsbury and I'm finished
0:07:58 > 0:07:59# Little white lies
0:07:59 > 0:08:00# Wow, how they grow
0:08:00 > 0:08:03# Now mine have spiralled out of control
0:08:03 > 0:08:05# Never been able to talk to Dad properly
0:08:05 > 0:08:08# I just wanna feel proud, dunno what's stopping me
0:08:08 > 0:08:11# Ever since the early days of my boyhood
0:08:11 > 0:08:14# I always felt like a big disappointment
0:08:14 > 0:08:16# All I want is for him to respect me
0:08:16 > 0:08:19# But I'm just a trainee, nothing like a Deputy Head
0:08:19 > 0:08:21# And I regret everything I said
0:08:21 > 0:08:24# Now it's too late, guess I've made my bed
0:08:24 > 0:08:27# When you're playing with them white lies, white lies
0:08:27 > 0:08:29# Whoa
0:08:29 > 0:08:32# Hope you're playing with the right guys, right guys
0:08:32 > 0:08:35# I'm mad, why'm I playing with my dad? #
0:08:37 > 0:08:39BELL RINGS
0:08:41 > 0:08:42This is a baby.
0:08:42 > 0:08:44No, sir, that's a bag of flour.
0:08:44 > 0:08:48Well, maybe there's a baby inside it. You know, like a prize.
0:08:48 > 0:08:50In fact, it's Zoe-Marie's baby.
0:08:50 > 0:08:51You what?! What you saying?!
0:08:51 > 0:08:53And Ryan is the father.
0:08:53 > 0:08:54What?
0:08:54 > 0:08:56Oh, yeah.
0:08:56 > 0:08:58I can see the family resemblance.
0:08:58 > 0:09:00Congratulations, man.
0:09:00 > 0:09:01What... What's going on?
0:09:01 > 0:09:04You'll be paired into couples and given a flour baby each.
0:09:04 > 0:09:07You'll be expected to look after it for one week
0:09:07 > 0:09:08as if it were a real baby.
0:09:08 > 0:09:11Can I do mine as if it were a real baby monkey instead?
0:09:12 > 0:09:15Attached to each bag will be one of these alarms,
0:09:15 > 0:09:17- which will go off at random. - ALARM RINGS
0:09:17 > 0:09:19Don't think about taking the batteries out -
0:09:19 > 0:09:21I've already glued them in.
0:09:21 > 0:09:24You'll also be expected to keep a diary of your parenting.
0:09:24 > 0:09:26This is worse than potato salad.
0:09:26 > 0:09:29Look, Mr Bell wasn't impressed by yesterday.
0:09:29 > 0:09:32So just trust me when I say I'm doing this for your own good.
0:09:32 > 0:09:33Did he threaten to suspend us?
0:09:33 > 0:09:34I never said that.
0:09:34 > 0:09:36He threatened to suspend us.
0:09:36 > 0:09:38Exclude us, more like.
0:09:38 > 0:09:41But he won't if we look after bags of flour?
0:09:41 > 0:09:42These may just be bags of flour,
0:09:42 > 0:09:45but I want you to think of them as your children.
0:09:45 > 0:09:47Your child will rely on you treating it well,
0:09:47 > 0:09:49on you respecting its wants and needs.
0:09:49 > 0:09:52So listen to what your child is telling you.
0:09:52 > 0:09:54So, we've got Zoe-Marie and Ryan...
0:09:57 > 0:09:59Agness and Josh...
0:09:59 > 0:10:01Ash and Molly...
0:10:03 > 0:10:04Shenaia and Lee...
0:10:06 > 0:10:08And Darius -
0:10:08 > 0:10:09as a single parent.
0:10:09 > 0:10:11Wait, why do I have to be on my own?
0:10:11 > 0:10:12Why can't I be a single parent?
0:10:12 > 0:10:13Agness!
0:10:15 > 0:10:17This is our baby.
0:10:17 > 0:10:18Don't take him away from me.
0:10:18 > 0:10:21- It's a her, not a he. - Technically, it's neither.
0:10:21 > 0:10:24I just want to be a good father, you know, do my bit.
0:10:24 > 0:10:26Take him to parks with the boys,
0:10:26 > 0:10:27test my new music on it,
0:10:27 > 0:10:29leave him on buses...
0:10:29 > 0:10:32You're not coming within five feet of this child.
0:10:32 > 0:10:33Deal.
0:10:33 > 0:10:37- You're looking after our thing tonight.- Don't I get a say?
0:10:37 > 0:10:40I'm not staying up with that thing going off every five minutes.
0:10:40 > 0:10:42If I don't get enough sleep, I get daymares.
0:10:42 > 0:10:44Listen to me - we all need to make this work.
0:10:44 > 0:10:47- Especially with the school full of head teachers this week.- Whee!
0:10:47 > 0:10:51- Ash, you're going to drop it.- It's all right. My dad never dropped me.
0:10:53 > 0:10:55You idiot, Ash.
0:11:00 > 0:11:02I've had about twelve minutes' sleep.
0:11:02 > 0:11:05The stupid baby alarm went off the entire night.
0:11:05 > 0:11:06I had a great night's sleep.
0:11:06 > 0:11:09I had this wicked dream that there was an intergalactic battle
0:11:09 > 0:11:13between zombies and mutant baby monkeys.
0:11:13 > 0:11:16- Yeah, cheers for the sympathy. - Oi! Don't treat it like that!
0:11:16 > 0:11:18You want us to get into trouble with Ding-Dong?
0:11:18 > 0:11:21If you don't like the way I treat it, you look after it for a change.
0:11:21 > 0:11:25- Just had my nails done. I'd rip it. - I can't deal with it any more.
0:11:25 > 0:11:28- How much work can a bag of flour be? - These are bags of flour from hell.
0:11:28 > 0:11:30At least my brothers and sisters
0:11:30 > 0:11:32don't start buzzing every 20 minutes.
0:11:32 > 0:11:34- BUZZER - Shut it up!
0:11:34 > 0:11:37Oi! Don't speak to Ashley Junior like that.
0:11:37 > 0:11:38There there.
0:11:38 > 0:11:41- It's all right... - This is a nightmare.
0:11:44 > 0:11:46You're looking sharp today, Dex.
0:11:46 > 0:11:49If I didn't know any better I'd think you'd be impressing a girl.
0:11:49 > 0:11:51Or someone else. Come on. You can tell me.
0:11:51 > 0:11:53It's Mr Harris here, Josh.
0:11:53 > 0:11:55We can't start confusing school with home.
0:11:55 > 0:11:58Ah, yeah! That'd be very confusing.
0:11:58 > 0:12:00I dunno...a living room with a bedroom...
0:12:03 > 0:12:04Sorry. Got to go.
0:12:07 > 0:12:09Hello. Welcome to Elmsbury.
0:12:09 > 0:12:12Elliot Harris. Westbeech Secondary.
0:12:13 > 0:12:15Crispin Bell. Elmsbury Academy.
0:12:15 > 0:12:17Hello there. Welcome.
0:12:17 > 0:12:20My son's told me a lot about this place.
0:12:20 > 0:12:21Oh?
0:12:21 > 0:12:23Is he a student here?
0:12:23 > 0:12:25He's your assistant head teacher.
0:12:27 > 0:12:28My assistant head?
0:12:28 > 0:12:29Dexter.
0:12:29 > 0:12:30Dexter...?
0:12:33 > 0:12:34- Harris?- Harris.
0:12:34 > 0:12:37Is my assistant head teacher...?
0:12:37 > 0:12:38Dad!
0:12:38 > 0:12:42Hello, Mr Bell. Did I not mention that my dad's a head teacher too?
0:12:42 > 0:12:44In fact, he used to be my head teacher.
0:12:44 > 0:12:46Fascinating.
0:12:46 > 0:12:51Tell me, how did such a new teacher become assistant head so quickly?
0:12:52 > 0:12:53Yes.
0:12:55 > 0:12:57Why don't you enlighten us all?
0:12:57 > 0:12:58Ahh...
0:12:58 > 0:13:00What?
0:13:00 > 0:13:01Er...assistant head?
0:13:01 > 0:13:02Ah...
0:13:02 > 0:13:05No. See...the thing is, there's been some confusion here.
0:13:05 > 0:13:08What I said was, I'm assistant TO the head teacher.
0:13:08 > 0:13:13As in, I assist Mr Bell, as do all the teachers here at Elmsbury.
0:13:13 > 0:13:15So, in a way, we're all assistant head teachers.
0:13:15 > 0:13:17Sort of.
0:13:18 > 0:13:20Fancy a quick tour of the school?
0:13:20 > 0:13:21The music room's just up here.
0:13:25 > 0:13:26- Mr Harris.- Josh!
0:13:26 > 0:13:29- Music room's just through here, Dad. - OK.- This is your dad?
0:13:29 > 0:13:31What's your dad doing here?
0:13:31 > 0:13:33He's here for the head teachers' conference.
0:13:33 > 0:13:35Oh. Well, in that case, let me just say
0:13:35 > 0:13:39your son is a pretty rocking assistant head teacher.
0:13:39 > 0:13:42I thought you were assistant TO the head teacher?
0:13:42 > 0:13:46Josh is confused. And I'm sure he should be somewhere else right now.
0:13:46 > 0:13:50Ah, I remember the day that he actually got the job. Big ceremony.
0:13:50 > 0:13:52- You never mentioned that, Dexter. - Um...
0:13:52 > 0:13:54- No.- There were balloons.
0:13:54 > 0:13:58Even this cake with icing that said, "To Dexter Harris,
0:13:58 > 0:14:01"Many congratulations on becoming the assistant head teacher
0:14:01 > 0:14:03"of Elmsbury Academy".
0:14:04 > 0:14:05It was a big cake.
0:14:05 > 0:14:08Anyway, off you go, Josh.
0:14:08 > 0:14:11All right, I'll see you in the Four O'Clock Club, Mr Harris, sir.
0:14:11 > 0:14:14- What's the Four O'Clock Club? - Oh, the Four O'Clock Club?
0:14:14 > 0:14:15Well, um...
0:14:15 > 0:14:19It's like a society for gifted and talented students.
0:14:19 > 0:14:21Your son here is the man in charge.
0:14:21 > 0:14:25Yeah, we go there to inspire ourselves on how to work well.
0:14:25 > 0:14:27You should see him in action. He's, like...
0:14:27 > 0:14:30Like the Usain Bolt of the teaching world.
0:14:30 > 0:14:31I'd like that.
0:14:31 > 0:14:33Maybe later, Dexter?
0:14:33 > 0:14:35Yes. Definitely. Later.
0:14:35 > 0:14:38Anyhow, I should be getting off to that conference.
0:14:38 > 0:14:40- Yes. Bye, dad.- See you later.
0:14:40 > 0:14:41Enjoy!
0:14:45 > 0:14:47What do you think you're doing?
0:14:47 > 0:14:49You're the one that told him you're assistant head.
0:14:49 > 0:14:51Yeah - I heard everything.
0:14:51 > 0:14:54Look, that was a misunderstanding that...sort of snowballed.
0:14:54 > 0:14:57And you just made it a million times worse.
0:14:57 > 0:15:00Well, I guess I could help you...
0:15:00 > 0:15:01You'd help me?
0:15:01 > 0:15:04- For a price. I want my room back. - Never going to happen.
0:15:04 > 0:15:07Good luck digging yourself out of that hole, man.
0:15:07 > 0:15:10You think you can convince him the Four O'Clock Club
0:15:10 > 0:15:14- is a society for high achievers?- If anyone can do it, it's Josh Carter.
0:15:14 > 0:15:18Um... OK. If I let you do this, you can have your room back for a week.
0:15:18 > 0:15:19- Three.- Two.
0:15:19 > 0:15:20Deal.
0:15:23 > 0:15:25ALARM RINGS
0:15:25 > 0:15:27I'm never having kids.
0:15:27 > 0:15:29If I ever have a baby, it's on its own.
0:15:29 > 0:15:34So you want a self-raising flour baby?
0:15:36 > 0:15:37No?
0:15:37 > 0:15:39Oh, come on, that's a really good one.
0:15:39 > 0:15:40Yo.
0:15:40 > 0:15:43How's everyone doing? Parenthood treating you all right?
0:15:43 > 0:15:45- I think my baby hates me. - I hope you've been having fun
0:15:45 > 0:15:48while I've been stuck here minding our baby.
0:15:48 > 0:15:51Actually, that's what I came here to talk about. Um...
0:15:51 > 0:15:53How would you guys like it if I did you all a favour,
0:15:53 > 0:15:56and just took your flour babies for tonight?
0:15:56 > 0:15:57I'm in.
0:15:57 > 0:15:58- Me too.- Yeah, me three.
0:15:58 > 0:16:00Wait. What's the catch?
0:16:00 > 0:16:03Yeah, since when have you ever done anything for nothing?
0:16:03 > 0:16:04Actually, I'm glad you asked.
0:16:09 > 0:16:13So, what exactly goes on in this Four O'Clock Club of yours?
0:16:13 > 0:16:14We're about to find out.
0:16:19 > 0:16:22"They flash upon that inward eye
0:16:22 > 0:16:25"which is the bliss of solitude
0:16:25 > 0:16:28"And then my heart with pleasure fills
0:16:28 > 0:16:31"And dances with the...
0:16:31 > 0:16:32"daffodils..?"
0:16:32 > 0:16:33APPLAUSE
0:16:33 > 0:16:36Bravo, Ashley. What a moving reading.
0:16:36 > 0:16:38Brought a tear to one's delicate eye-hole.
0:16:38 > 0:16:42Who next to engage the group with some cultural nourishment?
0:16:42 > 0:16:45I would like to play a short piece that I've composed.
0:16:45 > 0:16:47Oh, what? Cello?
0:16:48 > 0:16:49I mean...
0:16:49 > 0:16:52Cello! Yay!
0:16:52 > 0:16:54I call this Lament In D Minor.
0:16:56 > 0:16:58CELLO PLAYS MOURNFULLY
0:17:00 > 0:17:03So, what do you think of the Four O'Clock Club, Mr Harris?
0:17:03 > 0:17:07Well, it's not quite what I was expecting.
0:17:07 > 0:17:09Isn't it?
0:17:09 > 0:17:11But...
0:17:12 > 0:17:14Overall...yes.
0:17:15 > 0:17:18Well done, Dexter. Most encouraging.
0:17:19 > 0:17:20HE MOUTHS
0:17:30 > 0:17:32ALARM RINGS
0:17:32 > 0:17:35SEVERAL ALARMS RING
0:17:47 > 0:17:49ALARMS RING AGAIN
0:17:49 > 0:17:50No...
0:17:55 > 0:17:56Shut up.
0:18:00 > 0:18:01ALARM RINGS
0:18:01 > 0:18:03Shut up!
0:18:03 > 0:18:04Shut up!!
0:18:04 > 0:18:06Where is he?
0:18:12 > 0:18:14- What have you done to our babies? - I dropped them.
0:18:14 > 0:18:17- You dropped them?! - Look, I'm exhausted, ok?
0:18:17 > 0:18:20I've had so little sleep that I can barely see straight.
0:18:20 > 0:18:23You are so irresponsible, Josh Carter. My poor baby.
0:18:23 > 0:18:25What has the nasty man done to you?
0:18:25 > 0:18:27What's he done to her?
0:18:28 > 0:18:30Morning, everyone!
0:18:30 > 0:18:32How are the kids?
0:18:32 > 0:18:35Only joking. Beautiful day, ain't it?
0:18:35 > 0:18:37Awesome! Joshmeister, have you got a sec?
0:18:37 > 0:18:39What now?
0:18:40 > 0:18:42All right, buddy? You look a bit tired.
0:18:42 > 0:18:45- Yeah, I didn't get much sleep. - I'm sorry to hear that.
0:18:45 > 0:18:47I reckon I had the best night's sleep in years.
0:18:47 > 0:18:49Who'd have thought a camp bed would be so comfy?
0:18:49 > 0:18:51Maybe you can sleep there a bit longer.
0:18:51 > 0:18:55That's exactly what I wanted to talk to you about. I need another favour.
0:18:55 > 0:18:59- Go on.- Well, I was talking to Dad, and I kind of - slightly -
0:18:59 > 0:19:01overstated the truth again.
0:19:01 > 0:19:04What lie did you tell this time, Dexter?
0:19:04 > 0:19:06- I told him I was teacher of the year.- What?!
0:19:06 > 0:19:10It just slipped out. Could you help me maintain the untruth?
0:19:10 > 0:19:11No! I'm not your lie-pony!
0:19:11 > 0:19:13Dexter!
0:19:13 > 0:19:15I'm heading into the conference now.
0:19:15 > 0:19:18- Are we still on for dinner tonight? - Yup.- Splendid.
0:19:18 > 0:19:20Mr Harris!
0:19:20 > 0:19:23Dexter was just telling me about how proud you are
0:19:23 > 0:19:24that he got teacher of the year.
0:19:24 > 0:19:28- Indeed I am.- I was thinking that he should make a speech
0:19:28 > 0:19:31- at the head teachers' conference today.- What an interesting idea.
0:19:31 > 0:19:35I think it would be good for him to let all those...head teachers...
0:19:35 > 0:19:39know how it is to be teacher of the year and assistant head.
0:19:39 > 0:19:41Good thinking, young man.
0:19:41 > 0:19:43I'll arrange it with Mr Bell.
0:19:56 > 0:19:59Where are we even going? We'll get in trouble if we're caught.
0:19:59 > 0:20:02Look, Ryan, this will be worth any amount of trouble.
0:20:02 > 0:20:04I can't be too long. I left the baby with Molly.
0:20:04 > 0:20:07It'll be covered in black lip gloss before I get back.
0:20:07 > 0:20:09Why are you getting so deep
0:20:09 > 0:20:12into Dexter's stupid flour baby thing anyway?
0:20:12 > 0:20:15Hey - there is nothing stupid about Ashley Junior.
0:20:15 > 0:20:17Yeah, I think the flour baby stuff's great.
0:20:17 > 0:20:20Beats some of the other stuff we've done in detention.
0:20:20 > 0:20:23Um... Shouldn't you lot be in lessons?
0:20:23 > 0:20:26We're...on an errand.
0:20:26 > 0:20:27Who for?
0:20:27 > 0:20:29- Miss Andress.- Mr Harris.
0:20:29 > 0:20:30Well, which one is it?
0:20:30 > 0:20:31All of them..?
0:20:33 > 0:20:37OK, so we're really going to see Dexter make a pineapple of himself.
0:20:37 > 0:20:41And how exactly is Dexter going to make a pineapple of himself?
0:20:41 > 0:20:44Well, he's making a speech at the head teachers' conference,
0:20:44 > 0:20:47and he's going to try and say that he's teacher of the year.
0:20:47 > 0:20:50And assistant head. You'd want to see that, right?
0:20:50 > 0:20:52Look, I don't know what's going on here,
0:20:52 > 0:20:54but you need to treat Dexter better, Josh.
0:20:54 > 0:20:57He puts his neck on the line for you lot all the time. Take this week.
0:20:57 > 0:21:00You would all have been excluded if he hadn't stood up to Bell.
0:21:00 > 0:21:02Just get to lessons.
0:21:07 > 0:21:11# I think I underestimated the guy I feel bad
0:21:11 > 0:21:13# I never knew how much pressure he felt from his dad
0:21:13 > 0:21:15# And I gotta respect that
0:21:15 > 0:21:17# Cos I know anytime I cross my parent
0:21:17 > 0:21:18# I'm flirting with a death trap
0:21:18 > 0:21:21# Now I don't think that I can go stand round
0:21:21 > 0:21:23# Doing nothing while he lets his old man down
0:21:23 > 0:21:25# In the end Dexter's good at what he does
0:21:25 > 0:21:28# Good enough for any dad to wanna make a fuss
0:21:28 > 0:21:30# The guy's got a kinda strange type power
0:21:30 > 0:21:32# How do you get kids to care about flour?
0:21:32 > 0:21:35# He took a wild bunch and turned 'em to carers
0:21:35 > 0:21:38# Dude made Darius a nurturing parent
0:21:38 > 0:21:39# Gotta hand it to Dexter
0:21:39 > 0:21:42# He stuck out his neck to save and protect us
0:21:42 > 0:21:44# So let's get the strong guy in him to come back
0:21:44 > 0:21:46# And I'll be the first to cut the man some slack
0:21:46 > 0:21:49# Days like these gotta puff out your chest
0:21:49 > 0:21:51# Do what you feel is right or what's best
0:21:51 > 0:21:53# But make it from the heart although it might hurt
0:21:53 > 0:21:56# And find the right words, find the right words
0:21:56 > 0:21:58# Days like these gotta puff out your chest
0:21:58 > 0:22:01# Do what you feel is right or what's best
0:22:01 > 0:22:03# But make it from the heart although it might hurt
0:22:03 > 0:22:06# And find the right words, find the right words
0:22:06 > 0:22:07# Now what the heck do I do
0:22:07 > 0:22:10# I should probably own up, let loose the truth
0:22:10 > 0:22:12# But I can't just say it like that
0:22:12 > 0:22:15# Without revealing that I've been lying to my dad
0:22:15 > 0:22:17# Could lose my job and his respect forever
0:22:17 > 0:22:19# Now I have to speak to a room of heads together
0:22:19 > 0:22:21# Every one of those faces seems like him
0:22:21 > 0:22:24# And I've got no skills for speech-writing, but...
0:22:24 > 0:22:26# Days like these gotta puff out your chest
0:22:26 > 0:22:29# Do what you feel is right or what's best
0:22:29 > 0:22:31# But make it from the heart although it might hurt
0:22:31 > 0:22:33# And find the right words, find the right words
0:22:33 > 0:22:36# Days like these gotta puff out your chest
0:22:36 > 0:22:38# Do what you feel is right or what's best
0:22:38 > 0:22:41# But make it from the heart, although it might hurt
0:22:41 > 0:22:43# And find the right words, find the right words.
0:22:50 > 0:22:54# Find the right words, find the right words. #
0:23:06 > 0:23:08MOUTHS WORDS
0:23:10 > 0:23:11MICROPHONE FEEDBACK
0:23:11 > 0:23:12Hello.
0:23:14 > 0:23:15I'm, er...
0:23:17 > 0:23:18Dexter Harris.
0:23:18 > 0:23:20And...
0:23:20 > 0:23:25I'd like to take this opportunity to clear up a little misunderstanding.
0:23:25 > 0:23:26And, er, um...
0:23:27 > 0:23:32And I'm Josh Carter, a student here at Elmsbury Academy.
0:23:32 > 0:23:34Mr Harris wanted me to say a few words
0:23:34 > 0:23:37straight from a student's perspective. Ain't that right, sir?
0:23:39 > 0:23:41That's right.
0:23:41 > 0:23:43Josh is going to say a few words.
0:23:44 > 0:23:45CLEARS HIS THROAT
0:23:45 > 0:23:48So basically, what I wanted to say is...
0:23:48 > 0:23:50growing up's hard, innit?
0:23:50 > 0:23:53And having to go to school whilst you're growing up
0:23:53 > 0:23:55should be made illegal.
0:23:55 > 0:23:56LAUGHTER
0:23:56 > 0:23:58So cut your kids some slack, man.
0:23:58 > 0:24:01They're being the best that they can.
0:24:01 > 0:24:02Listen to what they want.
0:24:02 > 0:24:07I mean, they deserve to be respected for who and what they are,
0:24:07 > 0:24:09rather than what you want them to be.
0:24:09 > 0:24:11Cos I'm telling you,
0:24:11 > 0:24:14if you don't give your kid the respect they deserve,
0:24:14 > 0:24:16they're going to lie and rebel,
0:24:16 > 0:24:20and pretend to be something they're not, just to impress you.
0:24:20 > 0:24:23And that is all that I have to say.
0:24:25 > 0:24:26Peace out.
0:24:26 > 0:24:29APPLAUSE
0:24:34 > 0:24:35Thank you, Josh.
0:24:35 > 0:24:38And...
0:24:38 > 0:24:43Josh's words lead me on to my topic, which is respect...
0:24:43 > 0:24:45So, thank you all for listening.
0:24:45 > 0:24:46APPLAUSE
0:24:50 > 0:24:51Why did you help me out?
0:24:51 > 0:24:54Cos we're not really too different, Dexter.
0:24:54 > 0:24:56We both got role models to live up to.
0:24:56 > 0:25:00We're both homesick, and we both like expressing ourselves.
0:25:00 > 0:25:03- Sorry I painted the door. - It's just a door.
0:25:03 > 0:25:04No, it's your door, and it's your room.
0:25:04 > 0:25:08I should've thought about that before I muscled my way in there.
0:25:08 > 0:25:10What exactly was that out there, Harris?
0:25:10 > 0:25:14This conference wasn't arranged so you could get a student on stage
0:25:14 > 0:25:17to deliver some hippy-drippy sentiment about loving one another.
0:25:17 > 0:25:20No, not one another. Just treating kids with respect.
0:25:20 > 0:25:23I half expected you to release white doves into the hall,
0:25:23 > 0:25:25or shower the audience with petals.
0:25:25 > 0:25:29- And being on report, you should have...- Great speech, Dexter.
0:25:29 > 0:25:30Wonderful sentiment.
0:25:30 > 0:25:33- I'm very proud of my son. - Really? I...
0:25:33 > 0:25:34I'm glad we've impressed you.
0:25:36 > 0:25:37Yes, great speech, Dexter.
0:25:39 > 0:25:40Well done.
0:25:46 > 0:25:48Dad, there's something I have to say.
0:25:48 > 0:25:49That speech was just...
0:25:51 > 0:25:52I'm not teacher of the year.
0:25:52 > 0:25:55I'm...not assistant head teacher, and...
0:25:55 > 0:25:58I'm not even in charge of a club for high achievers.
0:25:58 > 0:26:01Yes, I'm quite aware of all of that.
0:26:01 > 0:26:03Since when?
0:26:03 > 0:26:05I had my suspicions all along, Dexter.
0:26:06 > 0:26:07I don't have to tell you that
0:26:07 > 0:26:10getting the students to lie for you was wrong, do I?
0:26:10 > 0:26:12JOSH CHUCKLES Oh, he knows that.
0:26:12 > 0:26:16But I also know you must've been pretty desperate to do it. And...
0:26:16 > 0:26:18I take some responsibility for that.
0:26:19 > 0:26:22I really am proud of who you are, Dexter.
0:26:22 > 0:26:24Honestly, I am.
0:26:24 > 0:26:25Thanks, Dad.
0:26:25 > 0:26:30So... Why don't you come and show me this Four O'Clock Club of yours
0:26:30 > 0:26:32as it really is?
0:26:32 > 0:26:35- OK, but brace yourself. - Yeah, it ain't likely to be pretty.
0:26:35 > 0:26:36CLEARS HIS THROAT
0:26:36 > 0:26:38Isn't, Dexter.
0:26:38 > 0:26:42The appropriate contraction of "is not" is "isn't."
0:26:42 > 0:26:44Yes, Dad. Sorry, Dad.
0:26:45 > 0:26:46Come on.
0:26:48 > 0:26:50Well done.
0:26:50 > 0:26:51Well done.
0:26:53 > 0:26:55- Hello, sir.- Hey, Ryan.
0:26:55 > 0:26:56Sorry, what are you all doing?
0:26:56 > 0:26:59Is this like a calm before the storm thing?
0:26:59 > 0:27:02What are you saying? Why d'you expect us to be doing something wrong?
0:27:02 > 0:27:05We can't do anything or something might happen to the little fellas.
0:27:05 > 0:27:08This is the best thing you ever got us to do, sir.
0:27:08 > 0:27:11Yeah, do we have to give the babies back at the end of the week?
0:27:11 > 0:27:13Look what me and Molly did with ours. We call him...
0:27:15 > 0:27:16..Cakey.
0:27:16 > 0:27:18No! I said we're not calling him that.
0:27:18 > 0:27:19It's Muffin or nothin'.
0:27:49 > 0:27:51# Days like these gotta puff out your chest
0:27:51 > 0:27:53# Do what you feel is right or what's best
0:27:53 > 0:27:56# But make it from the heart although it might hurt
0:27:56 > 0:27:58# And find the right words, find the right words
0:27:58 > 0:28:00# Days like these gotta puff out your chest
0:28:00 > 0:28:03# Do what you feel is right or what's best
0:28:03 > 0:28:05# But make it from the heart although it might hurt
0:28:05 > 0:28:07# Find the right words, find the right words. #
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