0:00:07 > 0:00:09# Where do you go when you know Nobody can understand you?
0:00:09 > 0:00:12# When it's just too much to handle
0:00:12 > 0:00:15# What do you do when you end up Somewhere you never planned to?
0:00:15 > 0:00:18# Wash that stress out Like it was shampoo
0:00:18 > 0:00:21# You should stay It can change
0:00:21 > 0:00:23# There's good days And bad days
0:00:23 > 0:00:25# But one day down the line, It's time for show to stop
0:00:25 > 0:00:28# So the only time is now, Four o'clock. #
0:00:30 > 0:00:34OPERA MUSIC ON RADIO
0:00:39 > 0:00:41What time did you go to bed last night?
0:00:41 > 0:00:43I don't know. About three o'clock?
0:00:43 > 0:00:44On a school night?
0:00:47 > 0:00:48Morning.
0:00:48 > 0:00:49Hi, Mum.
0:00:51 > 0:00:52Night.
0:00:54 > 0:00:55So what did you get up to, dare I ask?
0:00:55 > 0:00:58Writing a love poem for your special Valentine?
0:00:58 > 0:01:02I was trying to write a tune for my website. Wasn't happening, though.
0:01:02 > 0:01:04Well, maybe I could help.
0:01:04 > 0:01:05Yeah, right!
0:01:05 > 0:01:08I do play 17 different instruments and wrote my first concerto at four.
0:01:08 > 0:01:10What do you want, your own TV show?
0:01:10 > 0:01:12Oh, come on, just play me the blinking tune.
0:01:12 > 0:01:14Have you washed your ears this morning?
0:01:14 > 0:01:16- Always.- All right.
0:01:23 > 0:01:25Hey, this is interesting!
0:01:26 > 0:01:28Nice ostenato.
0:01:28 > 0:01:30Oh, and I love what you've done with the dominant fifth!
0:01:30 > 0:01:33But you're right, this is definitely missing something.
0:01:33 > 0:01:36No, you're missing something, mate.
0:01:36 > 0:01:37A bit of boom-boom-boom.
0:01:37 > 0:01:39A bit of ding-a-lang-dang.
0:01:41 > 0:01:46BANGS CUTLERY ON TABLE
0:01:50 > 0:01:51Joshua! I am trying to s...
0:01:55 > 0:01:57Sorry.
0:01:57 > 0:02:00Clear that up. I'm trying to sleep! Thank you.
0:02:00 > 0:02:01Ow!
0:02:06 > 0:02:08Cheers for the lift, yeah.
0:02:08 > 0:02:11Hold on, Josh, wait. Yoo-hoo! I've got your Valentine's card!
0:02:16 > 0:02:17Hiya.
0:02:17 > 0:02:19- No, I didn't, OK? - Didn't what?
0:02:19 > 0:02:21Get any Valentine's cards, so stop going on about it!
0:02:21 > 0:02:23The only reason Shelby Turner got three was cos of that photo
0:02:23 > 0:02:25of her in Manchester airport with Kim Walsh.
0:02:25 > 0:02:27That's, like, totally cheating,
0:02:27 > 0:02:30she probably didn't even go to Portugal anyway.
0:02:30 > 0:02:33Who did this? Whose brain is so miniscule they thought,
0:02:33 > 0:02:36"I know what Molly would like, a bit of strawberry flavoured soap
0:02:36 > 0:02:39"and a teddy bear with a T shirt on saying 'give me a hug'"?!
0:02:39 > 0:02:40Who was it?!
0:02:45 > 0:02:46Hey.
0:02:46 > 0:02:47Hey.
0:02:57 > 0:02:58Yo, windsock!
0:03:00 > 0:03:01What's up?
0:03:03 > 0:03:06Er, nothing. Just a couple of things. Definitely some stuff.
0:03:07 > 0:03:09Guess what I've got.
0:03:09 > 0:03:10- A dirty nappy? - Hilarious.
0:03:10 > 0:03:12Hairs on the palm of your hands?
0:03:12 > 0:03:14Wrong and wrong.
0:03:14 > 0:03:17I have got a bra in my pocket.
0:03:20 > 0:03:21Shut up!
0:03:21 > 0:03:25I found it in my cello case. Someone must have put it in on the bus.
0:03:26 > 0:03:29Yeah, or it's just your mum's.
0:03:29 > 0:03:30Or your dad's.
0:03:30 > 0:03:33Oh, yeah? Then why has it come with this?
0:03:36 > 0:03:40"Dear Ryan, I think you're gorgeous."
0:03:40 > 0:03:44"Meet me at the Valentine's Ball and let me snog your luscious lips."
0:03:47 > 0:03:51Oh, right, this is another one of your wind-ups, yeah?
0:03:51 > 0:03:54Who, me? No! It's not even my handwriting!
0:03:54 > 0:03:58And anyway, we made a solemn vow not to wind each other up this year.
0:03:58 > 0:04:00And since when have you ever stuck to a promise?
0:04:01 > 0:04:07Ryan! I swear on my grandmother's grave I did not write that letter.
0:04:07 > 0:04:09Cool! I've got a secret admirer!
0:04:11 > 0:04:12Where are you going?
0:04:12 > 0:04:13Check my hair.
0:04:17 > 0:04:22Yes! The Ash-Master strikes again! I can't believe he swallowed it.
0:04:22 > 0:04:25I can't believe that you just swore on your grandmother's grave
0:04:25 > 0:04:26that you didn't write that letter.
0:04:26 > 0:04:29I didn't write it. I got the Rickster to do it.
0:04:33 > 0:04:35So, what was it? Three bananas.
0:04:35 > 0:04:36£10!
0:04:36 > 0:04:38Five bananas.
0:04:38 > 0:04:39No, £10.
0:04:40 > 0:04:42You're a hard man to please.
0:04:44 > 0:04:45Goodbye, my love.
0:04:49 > 0:04:52COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYS
0:04:55 > 0:04:59Hey, Mel. Oooh, that's horrible.
0:04:59 > 0:05:02Sorry. Trying to find a band for the Valentine's Ball tomorrow night.
0:05:02 > 0:05:04I thought you had one booked.
0:05:04 > 0:05:06I did. Apparently they got big in Norway
0:05:06 > 0:05:08and they're doing a tour of the fjords instead.
0:05:08 > 0:05:10Well, there must be loads of bands out there.
0:05:10 > 0:05:12There are. They're just not very good.
0:05:12 > 0:05:15- Morning!- Ow!
0:05:15 > 0:05:16Everything all right, Dennis?
0:05:16 > 0:05:19Yeah, I was just giving Miss Poppy a hand finding a replacement band.
0:05:19 > 0:05:22Oh, dear. I wonder if it's all a little bit too much,
0:05:22 > 0:05:24you organising this ball on your own?
0:05:24 > 0:05:26I'll have a word with the school council.
0:05:26 > 0:05:28No. I can do it, I'll find a band.
0:05:28 > 0:05:30No, really. I'm sure they'll only be too glad to help.
0:05:33 > 0:05:34Sorry.
0:05:37 > 0:05:40Charlotte, hey, how you doing? Just wondering if the words
0:05:40 > 0:05:42"luscious lips" meant anything to you?
0:05:42 > 0:05:43What?
0:05:44 > 0:05:47Misha! I may as well come straight out and say it.
0:05:47 > 0:05:49Did you leave your bra in my cello case?
0:05:49 > 0:05:51Seriously?
0:05:51 > 0:05:53I'll take that as a no then. Great!
0:05:55 > 0:05:56- How's it going?- Really well.
0:05:56 > 0:05:59I've already managed to eliminate over 50 girls from my enquiries,
0:05:59 > 0:06:01which means...
0:06:01 > 0:06:03You're not very good with the ladies.
0:06:03 > 0:06:07No, which means I'm 50 girls closer to finding out who wrote that letter.
0:06:07 > 0:06:08Yeah.
0:06:09 > 0:06:11It wasn't you, was it, Ash?
0:06:11 > 0:06:12No.
0:06:12 > 0:06:13Final answer?
0:06:13 > 0:06:15Final answer.
0:06:15 > 0:06:17Thank you.
0:06:19 > 0:06:21So, the Valentine's Ball.
0:06:21 > 0:06:24Mr Bell said you were struggling, Miss.
0:06:24 > 0:06:27Not struggling, no. Erm, it's fine, really.
0:06:27 > 0:06:28Don't worry, Miss.
0:06:28 > 0:06:30Here's a risk assessment, security plan,
0:06:30 > 0:06:33emergency evacuation procedure.
0:06:33 > 0:06:36Good, well, this all looks very impressive, but I don't think
0:06:36 > 0:06:39we need to get too het up on the health and safety implications.
0:06:39 > 0:06:41Were you at the Valentine's Ball last year?
0:06:41 > 0:06:43The music was above recommended levels!
0:06:43 > 0:06:47There were people kissing in the fire lanes!
0:06:47 > 0:06:49Well, you can't stop people kissing, can you?
0:06:58 > 0:06:59Yo, Josh!
0:07:09 > 0:07:12Whoops! Wasn't interrupting, was I?
0:07:12 > 0:07:14Josh, wait... I've got something to show you!
0:07:16 > 0:07:19DANCE MUSIC PLAYS
0:07:22 > 0:07:24That's my tune! How d'you get my tune?
0:07:25 > 0:07:26You left your MP3 player.
0:07:26 > 0:07:28And did I also leave a little note saying,
0:07:28 > 0:07:31"Hey Dexter, feel free to take my MP3 player
0:07:31 > 0:07:33"and tamper with my music without my permission?"
0:07:33 > 0:07:35I was only trying to help. Sorry.
0:07:37 > 0:07:41Those keyboards, they were pretty cool, how do you do 'em?
0:07:43 > 0:07:46# Oh, my days what is this Horrible feeling?
0:07:46 > 0:07:48# So frightening, disturbing, Unappealing
0:07:48 > 0:07:50# It's a nightmare, Entirely messed up
0:07:50 > 0:07:54# I think I admire Dexter!
0:07:54 > 0:07:55# Those sounds he was tapping
0:07:55 > 0:07:58# That was kinda sick, man, How has this happened?!
0:07:58 > 0:08:00# And I never saw it coming
0:08:00 > 0:08:03# But everything changed In a moment of drumming
0:08:03 > 0:08:05# He was always geeky, Annoying and uncool
0:08:05 > 0:08:08# Now, well, he's geeky, Annoying and uncool
0:08:08 > 0:08:10# But to bring it into balance
0:08:10 > 0:08:12# I can't deny, man, the guy's got talent
0:08:12 > 0:08:15# Who'd have thought that In one of the stupidest teachers
0:08:15 > 0:08:17# Deep down there was A musical genius?
0:08:17 > 0:08:20# I know that me and him Were never too tight
0:08:20 > 0:08:23# But I'll be honest, I'm seeing him in a new light
0:08:23 > 0:08:25# Now I know this shouldn't happen
0:08:25 > 0:08:27# Back to back me playing, Him rapping
0:08:27 > 0:08:28# It feels so wrong
0:08:28 > 0:08:30# Yet it feels so right
0:08:30 > 0:08:32# And I'm seeing you in a new light, Why?
0:08:33 > 0:08:34# You can call me crazy
0:08:34 > 0:08:37# But I'm looking at Josh in a different way lately
0:08:37 > 0:08:40# Most nicknames he gives Are derogative
0:08:40 > 0:08:42# Big ego, big mouth, lotta lip
0:08:42 > 0:08:44# Cheating, scheming, impetuous
0:08:44 > 0:08:47# Cheeky, sneaky and rebellious
0:08:47 > 0:08:49# Doesn't give half the care That he should give
0:08:49 > 0:08:52# But deep, deep down, He's a good kid!
0:08:52 > 0:08:54# And he has a natural talent
0:08:54 > 0:08:57# For which he does show An actual passion
0:08:57 > 0:08:59# I know that me and him Were never too tight
0:08:59 > 0:09:02# But I'll be honest I'm seeing him in a new light
0:09:02 > 0:09:04# Now I know this shouldn't happen
0:09:04 > 0:09:07# Back to back me playing, Him rapping
0:09:07 > 0:09:08# Feels so wrong
0:09:08 > 0:09:09# Yet it feels so right
0:09:09 > 0:09:11# And I'm seeing you in a new light Why?
0:09:12 > 0:09:14# Now I know this shouldn't happen
0:09:14 > 0:09:16# Back to back me playing Him rapping
0:09:16 > 0:09:18# Feels so wrong
0:09:18 > 0:09:19# Yet it feels so right
0:09:19 > 0:09:21# And I'm seeing you In a new light. #
0:09:24 > 0:09:25Wow.
0:09:25 > 0:09:27That was pretty cool.
0:09:27 > 0:09:29Yeah.
0:09:29 > 0:09:31What you doing after school?
0:09:31 > 0:09:34We can ask to borrow some instruments. Take them home.
0:09:34 > 0:09:35Yeah.
0:09:35 > 0:09:39Although I got a lot of marking to do. And detention, of course.
0:09:39 > 0:09:42Can you not just cancel that or something?
0:09:42 > 0:09:43I don't think Mr Bell would approve!
0:09:45 > 0:09:47I left my bag in here.
0:09:47 > 0:09:51Yeah, well, I'd best be getting off anyway. See you later, alligator!
0:09:54 > 0:09:55Yo, Josh!
0:10:03 > 0:10:05Where were you all lunch?
0:10:05 > 0:10:07Yeah, what, yeah, just stuff, man, just stuff.
0:10:09 > 0:10:11OK...
0:10:12 > 0:10:14Yeah, anyway, what's Ryan doing, hm?
0:10:14 > 0:10:15He's checking all the books
0:10:15 > 0:10:18to see whose handwriting matches that letter!
0:10:18 > 0:10:19Ash.
0:10:19 > 0:10:22A little job for you. Can you hand these out around the class?
0:10:22 > 0:10:24Do I look like Postman Pat?
0:10:26 > 0:10:27What is this?
0:10:27 > 0:10:31New rules for the Valentine's Ball. Just make sure everyone gets one.
0:10:42 > 0:10:45SCHOOL BELL RINGS
0:10:47 > 0:10:48You not in detention, mate?
0:10:48 > 0:10:49Er, no. Laters.
0:10:52 > 0:10:53Hey, Chloe!
0:10:53 > 0:10:55Shove off, Cello-dweeb.
0:10:55 > 0:10:56Right, thanks.
0:10:56 > 0:10:59Which leaves only... Natalie?!
0:11:01 > 0:11:04- Walk on the left, Ryan. - Sorry.
0:11:07 > 0:11:09Yeah.
0:11:09 > 0:11:10Good luck with that one, mate!
0:11:14 > 0:11:15Hey, Dex.
0:11:15 > 0:11:19Sorry, can't stop, Josh, I need to get to Four O'clock Club.
0:11:19 > 0:11:21What, you mean you haven't heard?
0:11:21 > 0:11:24And you're sure there isn't a single person in detention?
0:11:24 > 0:11:26Yeah, it's like some kind of school record.
0:11:26 > 0:11:28Maybe I should check with Mr Bell.
0:11:28 > 0:11:30No, no, no.
0:11:30 > 0:11:32Put me on to your manager!
0:11:32 > 0:11:35I mean, why ask him?
0:11:35 > 0:11:38When I phone up and I say I want things done, I get things done!
0:11:38 > 0:11:39Come on!
0:11:40 > 0:11:42I'm the headmaster of the school!
0:11:46 > 0:11:48Right, let's go.
0:11:51 > 0:11:54OK, Josh. What's your hurry?
0:11:54 > 0:11:56What? Nah, I'm just keen to get home, man,
0:11:56 > 0:11:58You know, start jamming and stuff!
0:11:58 > 0:12:02"Four O'Clock Club cancelled. Love, Mr Harris."
0:12:02 > 0:12:03Urgh, gross!
0:12:03 > 0:12:04So we can all go home?
0:12:04 > 0:12:06Yeah.
0:12:06 > 0:12:09Or we could play chase the cello!
0:12:09 > 0:12:11Oi!
0:12:13 > 0:12:16Oh, that's super. Yeah, I'll let you know.
0:12:17 > 0:12:19Mel, I've just got you a band!
0:12:19 > 0:12:20What?
0:12:20 > 0:12:22And not just any band, oh, no.
0:12:22 > 0:12:24I have just been on the phone to Soft Focus!
0:12:25 > 0:12:28They had a big hit in '83.
0:12:28 > 0:12:31# Love is a dangerous thing
0:12:31 > 0:12:34# Makes a grown man cry And a crocodile sing... #
0:12:34 > 0:12:36Want me to carry on?
0:12:36 > 0:12:37If you think that's going to help.
0:12:37 > 0:12:39Well, anyway, the saxophonist is a pretty good
0:12:39 > 0:12:41personal friend of mine,
0:12:41 > 0:12:46and the long and short of it is they are available tomorrow night.
0:12:46 > 0:12:48Shall I tell them to be here at seven?
0:12:48 > 0:12:50Ummm... Thanks!
0:12:50 > 0:12:53If I still haven't managed to book a band by tomorrow morning
0:12:53 > 0:12:54I will give them a call.
0:12:55 > 0:12:58I see. Well, let's just hope they're not booked up by then.
0:13:02 > 0:13:04What is going on here?!
0:13:04 > 0:13:06Why are you not in detention?
0:13:06 > 0:13:09Mr Harris left us a note saying detention was cancelled.
0:13:09 > 0:13:10He did what?
0:13:10 > 0:13:14I asked him if I could borrow that lot to help with decorations.
0:13:16 > 0:13:17Inside.
0:13:23 > 0:13:24Well done, Agness.
0:13:27 > 0:13:30Oh, Molly.
0:13:30 > 0:13:32It's my black heart, Miss.
0:13:33 > 0:13:36No, lower. No, higher! Ryan, it's important we get this right!
0:13:36 > 0:13:38- Is it?- Of course it is.
0:13:38 > 0:13:40The Valentine's Ball is the highlight of the school year.
0:13:40 > 0:13:42Did you get my letter?
0:13:42 > 0:13:44Your letter?
0:13:44 > 0:13:46The one about kissing and so on.
0:13:46 > 0:13:48- That was you? - Who else would it have been?
0:13:50 > 0:13:53I don't know. I just didn't realise you felt so strongly.
0:13:53 > 0:13:56Well, I do. And I hope you feel the same!
0:13:56 > 0:13:58Yeah! Yeah, I do!
0:14:03 > 0:14:06So. Nerdy Natalie, eh?
0:14:06 > 0:14:08Maybe not so nerdy after all.
0:14:10 > 0:14:12How are you so sure it's her?
0:14:12 > 0:14:14She told me! She just straight out owned up!
0:14:14 > 0:14:16What?
0:14:16 > 0:14:18She can't have!
0:14:18 > 0:14:19Ready?
0:14:19 > 0:14:21Sure. We're just going to grab a coffee.
0:14:21 > 0:14:22See you later!
0:14:28 > 0:14:32# And I guess that I all I really hope is for a place
0:14:32 > 0:14:34# In your world
0:14:43 > 0:14:44Sorry. Too much?
0:14:45 > 0:14:47Just a tad.
0:14:47 > 0:14:49DOORBELL RINGS
0:14:52 > 0:14:53You know that letter?
0:14:53 > 0:14:57Ryan only thinks Natalie wrote it, the muppet!
0:14:57 > 0:14:58Nice one!
0:14:58 > 0:14:59So, can I come in?
0:14:59 > 0:15:01Nah, I'm just having a quiet night in with my mum.
0:15:01 > 0:15:03DRUM 'N' BASS MUSIC PLAYS
0:15:03 > 0:15:05Yo, easy on the drum 'n' bass!, Mum.
0:15:06 > 0:15:08It's not your mum in there is it?
0:15:08 > 0:15:10No.
0:15:10 > 0:15:11It's your girlfriend.
0:15:11 > 0:15:13Girlfriend?
0:15:13 > 0:15:14I'm not stupid, Josh.
0:15:14 > 0:15:17That's why you been sneaking off all the lunchtimes.
0:15:17 > 0:15:19You've got a girlfriend, haven't you?
0:15:19 > 0:15:20Yeah.
0:15:20 > 0:15:21So, can I meet her?
0:15:21 > 0:15:22- Ash!- What?
0:15:22 > 0:15:25It's Andress, isn't it?! Andress is your girlfriend!
0:15:25 > 0:15:26- No, it isn't! - Of course it is!
0:15:26 > 0:15:28- No, it is not! - It is...
0:15:28 > 0:15:29No! No! Bye!
0:15:33 > 0:15:35KNOCK AT DOOR
0:15:35 > 0:15:36Oi!
0:15:36 > 0:15:38- Who was that? - Just Ash.
0:15:38 > 0:15:40Should have invited him in. Play him what we've done.
0:15:41 > 0:15:42Yeah.
0:15:42 > 0:15:44Why not?
0:15:44 > 0:15:46Guess I'm just a bit embarrassed.
0:15:46 > 0:15:49Embarrassed! You have nothing to be embarrassed about!
0:15:49 > 0:15:51These songs are great. They deserve an audience.
0:15:51 > 0:15:56No, I didn't... Yeah, I guess so, yeah.
0:15:58 > 0:15:59How was coffee with Natalie?
0:15:59 > 0:16:01Yeah, really good.
0:16:01 > 0:16:03- Hey, Ryan! - Hey, Nat!
0:16:03 > 0:16:05- Shall we walk to our lockers together?- Yeah, sure.
0:16:07 > 0:16:09Er, Ryan!
0:16:09 > 0:16:11Just a minute.
0:16:11 > 0:16:12I know she's not my type.
0:16:12 > 0:16:14But you should have seen what she put in that letter.
0:16:14 > 0:16:17She didn't write the letter, you 'nana!
0:16:17 > 0:16:20Look, I understand that you might feel jealous...
0:16:21 > 0:16:23Of you and Nerdy Natalie?!
0:16:23 > 0:16:25Well, at least I'll be getting a snog tonight.
0:16:25 > 0:16:27But you won't, Ryan.
0:16:27 > 0:16:28£10 says I will.
0:16:28 > 0:16:30All right.
0:16:30 > 0:16:31- Done.- You have been!
0:16:33 > 0:16:34Loser!
0:16:36 > 0:16:37- Come on, Natalie. - Hey, Ricky.
0:16:40 > 0:16:42Fancy walking to our lockers together?
0:16:50 > 0:16:51Hey, Rachel.
0:16:51 > 0:16:53Hey, Josh.
0:16:53 > 0:16:55Thanks for the card.
0:16:55 > 0:16:56Sorry about Dexter.
0:16:56 > 0:16:58No worries.
0:16:58 > 0:17:01So, I guess I'll see you at the ball tonight?
0:17:01 > 0:17:03Yeah.
0:17:03 > 0:17:05Come on then, who is she?
0:17:05 > 0:17:06Who?
0:17:06 > 0:17:08Your girlfriend!
0:17:08 > 0:17:10Oh, she's not my girlfriend, I don't have one.
0:17:10 > 0:17:13Oh, my gosh, your pants are so on fire, you fibulator!
0:17:13 > 0:17:15Ash already told us he was round your house and you were all like,
0:17:15 > 0:17:19"No, you can't come in, because I'm with my girlfriend, so dish."
0:17:19 > 0:17:20What's her problem?
0:17:20 > 0:17:22Is that your girlfriend?
0:17:22 > 0:17:24She's not any more, is she?
0:17:24 > 0:17:25Thanks.
0:17:27 > 0:17:29Why weren't you at detention last night?
0:17:29 > 0:17:32There was no detention last... Josh.
0:17:32 > 0:17:34I had to lie to Mr Bell for you!
0:17:34 > 0:17:37Sorry. But I think it might just have been worth it!
0:17:38 > 0:17:40Ta-dah!
0:17:40 > 0:17:41What's that?
0:17:41 > 0:17:44What's what? Oh, this! It's the answer to all your problems!
0:17:49 > 0:17:50Hey, Rachel.
0:17:50 > 0:17:51Rachel...
0:17:51 > 0:17:53She don't want to talk to you, creep.
0:17:53 > 0:17:55Look, I don't have a girlfriend, yeah.
0:17:55 > 0:17:58So how come all your friends think you do?
0:17:58 > 0:18:01You want the truth, then fine. I wasn't chilling with a girl.
0:18:02 > 0:18:04I was jamming with Mr Harris.
0:18:04 > 0:18:07You're in a band with a teacher?!
0:18:07 > 0:18:09- Hey, is Andress on the drums? - No.
0:18:09 > 0:18:11- Is Ding-Dong on the triangle? - No.
0:18:11 > 0:18:13Hey, you should play assembly!
0:18:13 > 0:18:15Look! We're not a band, yeah!
0:18:15 > 0:18:17Hey partner! How you diddly-doing?!
0:18:22 > 0:18:25Josh, wait! Guess what?! I've got us a gig!
0:18:26 > 0:18:27What?
0:18:27 > 0:18:30And we won't even have to travel! It's here! At the school! Tonight!
0:18:30 > 0:18:31Are you crazy?
0:18:31 > 0:18:33I know it's a bit little soon.
0:18:33 > 0:18:36But don't be embarrassed of your songs, they're great!
0:18:36 > 0:18:38It's not the songs I'm embarrassed about!
0:18:42 > 0:18:45# Oh, OK, I get it "Dexter isn't cool enough"
0:18:45 > 0:18:46# You should've said it
0:18:46 > 0:18:49# It's not as if I haven't Heard it before
0:18:49 > 0:18:51# Josh is not the first, There are 30 or more
0:18:51 > 0:18:53# And it's always been the same
0:18:53 > 0:18:56# Have some fun and games, Get to know each other's names
0:18:56 > 0:18:59# Things are going well till I tell That I fish with a little net
0:18:59 > 0:19:01# In a rock pool Suddenly I'm not cool
0:19:01 > 0:19:03# Is it my fault I'm well spoken?
0:19:03 > 0:19:06# And passionate about preventing fossil erosion?
0:19:06 > 0:19:11# Oh, and I guess I'm not "The Man" If I've got 172 scout badges
0:19:11 > 0:19:13# It doesn't matter what I do As an adult
0:19:13 > 0:19:16# I could see the world Using first class travel
0:19:16 > 0:19:18# Be a millionaire, have a mansion With a pool
0:19:18 > 0:19:21# But in my heart, I know I'll never be cool
0:19:21 > 0:19:23# I shouldn't feel bad, It isn't my fault
0:19:23 > 0:19:25# I'm not the King of Cool I didn't invent the rules
0:19:25 > 0:19:27# But maybe you could Call me the Prince
0:19:27 > 0:19:30# Got the swag I was born with I guess I just been cool ever since
0:19:30 > 0:19:33# Don't hang with geeks, There's a risk of infection
0:19:33 > 0:19:35# OK, I know, Ryan is an exception
0:19:35 > 0:19:37# But I guess I mean Nerdy grow-ups specifically
0:19:37 > 0:19:40# Bad enough I got an actual teacher Who lives with me
0:19:40 > 0:19:42# I learnt the rules and That's why I know the basics
0:19:42 > 0:19:45# You can kill your cool Simply by association
0:19:45 > 0:19:47# Think it's rule one, You best know this
0:19:47 > 0:19:50# Cool kids and teachers Just don't mix
0:19:50 > 0:19:52# They're another species Who'll never be the greatest
0:19:52 > 0:19:54# Not natural, They're genetically mutated
0:19:54 > 0:19:57# Speech and the dress sense? Always regrettable
0:19:57 > 0:19:59# The BO alone means they'll Never be cool.
0:19:59 > 0:20:02# Thought this time was different, I thought I'd found a big mate
0:20:02 > 0:20:05# Who didn't mind that I like Harpsichords and Kendal Mint Cake
0:20:05 > 0:20:06# But I guess I'll be Forever the fool
0:20:06 > 0:20:09# He knows and I know that I will Never be cool
0:20:09 > 0:20:12# Thought this might be different The tunes we made were sick
0:20:12 > 0:20:14# But he's a knitwear lover Don't wanna take the mick
0:20:14 > 0:20:17# Just being honest, me and Dexter Playing to the school?
0:20:17 > 0:20:19# There's no chance we could Ever be cool. #
0:20:19 > 0:20:21What do you mean they're not coming?
0:20:21 > 0:20:23I thought they were friends of yours.
0:20:23 > 0:20:24- I can't make them come, can I? - Yes, you can!
0:20:24 > 0:20:26I've just had to tell Ding-Dong
0:20:26 > 0:20:28I wasn't going to book his favourite band.
0:20:28 > 0:20:31I have covered up for you so many times! I've lied for you!
0:20:31 > 0:20:33I've risked my job for you!
0:20:33 > 0:20:35You're going to make them come, do you understand?
0:20:35 > 0:20:37Is it me, or is it a bit smoky in here?
0:20:40 > 0:20:41No!
0:20:41 > 0:20:43Josh, please! I'm begging you!
0:20:43 > 0:20:45- No.- All right, fine, I'll do the gig on my own.
0:20:45 > 0:20:46What without me?
0:20:46 > 0:20:49Yeah, why not? There's this new song I've been working on called "Josh".
0:20:49 > 0:20:51- You want to hear it?- No.
0:20:51 > 0:20:53# Hey, Josh, you think you're So clever and cool
0:20:53 > 0:20:55# Well you won't be cool When they're singing this in school
0:20:55 > 0:20:57# Hey Josh you're gonna be So embarrassed
0:20:57 > 0:21:00# When I tell 'em how you Jammed with Mr Harris. #
0:21:00 > 0:21:02- Fine, I'll do it!- Yes!
0:21:02 > 0:21:03On one condition.
0:21:11 > 0:21:13So this is nice.
0:21:13 > 0:21:14Yeah, it's all right, isn't it!
0:21:14 > 0:21:16Maybe we should hit the dance floor.
0:21:16 > 0:21:18Yeah, get the mosh-pit started!
0:21:18 > 0:21:20I meant Natalie.
0:21:20 > 0:21:21Oh, right, sorry.
0:21:21 > 0:21:23Is he always this stupid?
0:21:23 > 0:21:24Who, Ash? Yeah.
0:21:26 > 0:21:28All right, I'm going.
0:21:28 > 0:21:30But you're the stupid one, if you think you'll get a snog off her.
0:21:30 > 0:21:31Ash!
0:21:31 > 0:21:33What's he on about?
0:21:33 > 0:21:34Ignore him. He's jealous.
0:21:34 > 0:21:36He'd have loved to have got that letter from you.
0:21:36 > 0:21:38- What, the one about the kissing? - Yeah.
0:21:38 > 0:21:41Well, he did. I gave one to everyone.
0:21:41 > 0:21:42What?
0:21:42 > 0:21:46It's the same rule for everyone, Ryan. No kissing in the fire lanes.
0:21:46 > 0:21:48Or anywhere else, ideally.
0:21:48 > 0:21:50Sorry, I'm a bit confused.
0:21:50 > 0:21:52The letter you left with your bra in my cello case.
0:21:52 > 0:21:53What?
0:21:53 > 0:21:55You didn't leave this letter?
0:21:55 > 0:21:56No!
0:21:56 > 0:21:57What about this?
0:21:57 > 0:21:58No, I didn't!
0:21:59 > 0:22:02- Oh, right. So there's no chance of a snog, then?- Ryan!
0:22:02 > 0:22:04- Oh, go on. I've got this bet with Ash.- Forget it!
0:22:07 > 0:22:08So, where are they?
0:22:11 > 0:22:12You and Josh? You're the band?
0:22:12 > 0:22:14For one night only.
0:22:14 > 0:22:15Oh don't worry, that suits me fine!
0:22:15 > 0:22:18Apparently I'm too embarrassing for Josh to be seen with live on stage.
0:22:18 > 0:22:21So I'm going to be playing the keyboard in the backroom.
0:22:21 > 0:22:24Hey, I have an idea. How about I just lift all the heavy stuff?
0:22:24 > 0:22:25Oh, shut up!
0:22:25 > 0:22:27- You're still be OK to play, right? - Yeah.
0:22:30 > 0:22:32I did try and warn you, mate.
0:22:32 > 0:22:33Thanks.
0:22:34 > 0:22:35Wait, if it's not Natalie,
0:22:35 > 0:22:39that means my secret admirer's still out there somewhere.
0:22:40 > 0:22:45Ryan, I wrote the letter, you ninny!
0:22:45 > 0:22:47Or rather, Ricky did.
0:22:51 > 0:22:54Oh, great, yeah, let's all laugh at Ryan. Brilliant.
0:22:55 > 0:22:57This is so typical! You are so selfish!
0:22:57 > 0:22:58I'm doing you a favour here!
0:22:58 > 0:23:01- Oh, yeah! By hiding me away, like the Elephant Man!- Whoever!
0:23:01 > 0:23:03OK, break it up. It's time. You're on!
0:23:05 > 0:23:06Last time, Josh!
0:23:16 > 0:23:18OK, it's time for some live music.
0:23:18 > 0:23:20He's young, he's fresh, he's supercool!
0:23:20 > 0:23:22Give it up for the amazing J Hyphen!
0:23:27 > 0:23:29DANCE MUSIC PLAYS
0:23:36 > 0:23:37Where's the smoke?
0:23:43 > 0:23:47# ..Get this strange feeling Whenever you walk by me
0:23:47 > 0:23:51# To make it worse, I'm not even Sure that you want to know
0:23:51 > 0:23:53# It kinda feels like a hammer To the funnybone...
0:23:58 > 0:24:00# ..then I end up Running home
0:24:00 > 0:24:03# Hey, you over there Why don't you come closer, yeah
0:24:03 > 0:24:06# Coz I know I'm kinda rude And I'm not supposed to stare
0:24:06 > 0:24:08# Didn't even know your name
0:24:08 > 0:24:10# Yeah it's true, I'm so ashamed
0:24:10 > 0:24:12This is a disaster!
0:24:12 > 0:24:14# And I hope we're both the same...
0:24:20 > 0:24:23# In your world, in your world
0:24:23 > 0:24:26# In your world, In your world, girl
0:24:27 > 0:24:29HE COUGHS
0:24:34 > 0:24:36# I got so, so close, girl And now I'm... #
0:24:36 > 0:24:38MUSIC STOPS
0:24:40 > 0:24:42HE COUGHS
0:24:44 > 0:24:46Well, don't just stand there!
0:24:46 > 0:24:48Evacuate!
0:24:48 > 0:24:49BELL RINGS
0:24:49 > 0:24:51It's fine, it's just the smoke machine.
0:24:56 > 0:24:59Can everyone just walk, please, walk calmly!
0:25:03 > 0:25:06- I'm not sure it was necessary to evacuate the- entire- school.
0:25:06 > 0:25:09Rules are rules, I'm afraid, Miss Poppy.
0:25:09 > 0:25:12It's a pity about the music though. I thought it was going rather well.
0:25:12 > 0:25:13Really?
0:25:13 > 0:25:17Yeah, it's wonderful to see one of our more "challenged" pupils
0:25:17 > 0:25:19doing something more positive.
0:25:19 > 0:25:21Just a pity Mr Harris chose to ruin it.
0:25:22 > 0:25:24Whatever we feel about Dexter's contribution,
0:25:24 > 0:25:27he is currently still a teacher at this school.
0:25:27 > 0:25:29So you're saying he won't be for much longer?
0:25:29 > 0:25:31No, wait! It wasn't his fault.
0:25:31 > 0:25:33What you on about Carter Hyphen thingy thing?
0:25:33 > 0:25:35He totally just ruined your music!
0:25:35 > 0:25:38No, he didn't. He was the one playing the music. I was miming.
0:25:38 > 0:25:41- You mean all that fancy stuff was him?- Yes.
0:25:41 > 0:25:43Wow, get you, Mr Harris. Pretty cool!
0:25:43 > 0:25:45Thank you.
0:25:45 > 0:25:47And, as for you Josh, I'm disappointed.
0:25:47 > 0:25:49I never thought you'd be a fake.
0:25:49 > 0:25:51All right, everyone, back inside!
0:25:57 > 0:25:58Thank you.
0:25:58 > 0:26:00Yeah, no problem.
0:26:00 > 0:26:03Maybe it'll be better if you joined me on stage next time!
0:26:03 > 0:26:04What do you mean next time?
0:26:06 > 0:26:09# In your world, in your world
0:26:09 > 0:26:12# In your world now. #
0:26:17 > 0:26:18Yo, fish face.
0:26:21 > 0:26:22Bulb features.
0:26:23 > 0:26:24Spam trap.
0:26:24 > 0:26:26Pant flap.
0:26:26 > 0:26:27Knicker brain.
0:26:27 > 0:26:29Bum skull.
0:26:29 > 0:26:30Guff sniffer.
0:26:30 > 0:26:31Snot licker.
0:26:31 > 0:26:32Dandruff flicker.
0:26:32 > 0:26:33Armpit whiffer.
0:26:33 > 0:26:34Smelly slipper.
0:26:34 > 0:26:35Toe-nail clipper.
0:26:35 > 0:26:36Wee-wee dripper.
0:26:36 > 0:26:38Eugh!
0:26:38 > 0:26:39Yes.
0:26:39 > 0:26:40You are so annoying!
0:26:40 > 0:26:42And you owe me a tenner.
0:26:42 > 0:26:43You are joking.
0:26:43 > 0:26:44A bet's a bet, Ryan.
0:26:51 > 0:26:53BOTH: Giggedy!
0:26:53 > 0:26:55# In your world, in your world
0:26:55 > 0:26:57# In your world, girl. #
0:26:58 > 0:27:01APPLAUSE
0:27:08 > 0:27:10So it's true, then? You are in a band with Mr Harris.
0:27:11 > 0:27:14Well, it's more a loose arrangement that we had.
0:27:15 > 0:27:17Well, I guess I'd better go.
0:27:17 > 0:27:20Yeah, unless you want to go and grab a burger or something?
0:27:20 > 0:27:21Yeah.
0:27:23 > 0:27:25All packed and ready to go!
0:27:25 > 0:27:27Actually, we were just about to go for a burger...
0:27:29 > 0:27:31Great! Where we going?
0:27:31 > 0:27:33I might.. er...
0:27:33 > 0:27:34Yeah.
0:27:37 > 0:27:38But call me?
0:27:38 > 0:27:39Yeah.
0:27:42 > 0:27:45Right. I'm having a triple bacon burger with cheese,
0:27:45 > 0:27:46and you're paying.
0:27:46 > 0:27:48- I think someone likes you! - Shut up!
0:27:48 > 0:27:49Sorry.
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