School Trip

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0:00:06 > 0:00:09# Where do you go when you know nobody can understand you?

0:00:09 > 0:00:12# When it's just too much to handle

0:00:12 > 0:00:15# What do you do when you end up somewhere you never planned to?

0:00:15 > 0:00:18# Wash that stress out like it was shampoo

0:00:18 > 0:00:20# You should stay, it can change

0:00:20 > 0:00:23# There's good days and bad days

0:00:23 > 0:00:26# But one day down the line this time is sure to stop

0:00:26 > 0:00:30# So the only time is now 4 O'Clock! #

0:00:30 > 0:00:32Have you packed your thermal vest?

0:00:32 > 0:00:34I don't have a thermal vest, Mum.

0:00:34 > 0:00:37- You do now.- Oh...

0:00:37 > 0:00:39It gets cold in a tent at night.

0:00:39 > 0:00:41Hey! And don't cause any trouble!

0:00:41 > 0:00:44Mum, I'll be in a big empty field. How am I going to cause any trouble?

0:00:44 > 0:00:45I'm sure you'll find a way.

0:00:47 > 0:00:48Come here, what is that?

0:00:48 > 0:00:51Oh, Mum! Oh, my gosh! Why?

0:00:57 > 0:00:59Put your bags towards the rear of the coach

0:00:59 > 0:01:00and check they're fastened...

0:01:00 > 0:01:03Oi! Bonzo! Watch where you're clonking your clown-shoes!

0:01:03 > 0:01:05That's genuine counterfeit Italian!

0:01:05 > 0:01:06You can't just get that flippin' anywhere.

0:01:06 > 0:01:08Yeah, they only sell 'em off the back of trucks.

0:01:08 > 0:01:11Shut up! At least mine ain't filled with bats and cobwebs!

0:01:11 > 0:01:14OK, OK. Just leave it towards the rear of the coach, please.

0:01:14 > 0:01:15Shove off it, bag botherer!

0:01:19 > 0:01:21Good to see you've got everything under control.

0:01:21 > 0:01:23Thanks for vouching for me to run the trip.

0:01:23 > 0:01:25I'm not sure Mr Bell was all that keen.

0:01:25 > 0:01:29Don't worry about it. I'm sure you'll do a good job.

0:01:29 > 0:01:31Just make sure you do, though,

0:01:31 > 0:01:33otherwise we'll both be in trouble.

0:01:33 > 0:01:35Well, this is going to be a disaster.

0:01:35 > 0:01:38The Music Department running the camping trip.

0:01:38 > 0:01:41Actually, Dexter knows an awful lot about the countryside.

0:01:41 > 0:01:42There's more to surviving in the wild

0:01:42 > 0:01:45than skipping through Dingley Dell puffing on a panpipe.

0:01:45 > 0:01:48Well, the campsite I've chosen's got loads of activities

0:01:48 > 0:01:49to stretch the kids and...

0:01:49 > 0:01:52"Sun Forest Adventure Camp"?

0:01:52 > 0:01:53What are the activities?

0:01:53 > 0:01:55Picnics with Mrs Tiggywinkle?

0:01:57 > 0:01:59Come on, let's get this over with.

0:02:03 > 0:02:04Nice poncho, Miss.

0:02:04 > 0:02:07She's lying. You look like a kitten stuck in a welly.

0:02:11 > 0:02:13Argh! I died again!

0:02:13 > 0:02:16And I'm going on this stupid camping trip. This is the worst day ever.

0:02:16 > 0:02:19If Mr Thorne hadn't stuffed me in his stupid five-a-side team

0:02:19 > 0:02:22I'd have well gone on the ski trip.

0:02:22 > 0:02:24Yeah, I'd love to catch some slopes.

0:02:24 > 0:02:28Ryan, you got a nosebleed at the top of the kiddies' slide.

0:02:28 > 0:02:29Cos a toddler head-butted me!

0:02:29 > 0:02:33Watch out at camp. Make sure you don't get chinned by a woodlouse.

0:02:33 > 0:02:35Shut up! I could take a woodlouse.

0:02:35 > 0:02:37Hey! Chill your boxers, man.

0:02:37 > 0:02:39No-one's going to be fighting any mini beasts.

0:02:39 > 0:02:41Everything will be at hand.

0:02:41 > 0:02:43Where's your camping stuff?

0:02:43 > 0:02:46Ahhh, I don't need it. It's all part of the plan.

0:02:46 > 0:02:48I didn't know we had a plan.

0:02:52 > 0:02:55And he actually fell for this?

0:02:55 > 0:02:57I even made it on his printer.

0:02:57 > 0:03:00He really thinks it's all tents and campfires!

0:03:00 > 0:03:02He's no idea what Sun Forest actually is.

0:03:04 > 0:03:06You can't eat your packed lunch now.

0:03:06 > 0:03:08What are you going to do at dinner time?

0:03:08 > 0:03:10Eat yours.

0:03:10 > 0:03:11Not if I eat mine first.

0:03:16 > 0:03:19Team meeting! Back of the bus.

0:03:19 > 0:03:22Better get this. Be back in a minute.

0:03:23 > 0:03:27That's not allowed. Lunchtime's 12.30 at the campsite.

0:03:27 > 0:03:28See?

0:03:31 > 0:03:33Settle down back there!

0:03:33 > 0:03:34"Cooking a potato?"

0:03:35 > 0:03:37"Campfire stories?"

0:03:37 > 0:03:39They're not a bunch of girl guides.

0:03:39 > 0:03:41No, but I want to get them out of their comfort zones.

0:03:41 > 0:03:43Work as a community. Build a team.

0:03:43 > 0:03:45Hey, I know something about building a team,

0:03:45 > 0:03:48and you don't do it by singing Kumbaya to some spuds.

0:03:48 > 0:03:52You do it by running through the cold, lashing rain.

0:03:52 > 0:03:53Look at the good it's done my lot.

0:03:58 > 0:04:00Phillips, put him down!

0:04:00 > 0:04:03You'll have lost control of this lot by tomorrow morning,

0:04:03 > 0:04:05I bet you anything.

0:04:05 > 0:04:08You'll be begging me to take over and run things my way.

0:04:11 > 0:04:14I tell you what, you're on. I've planned this all out.

0:04:14 > 0:04:15Nothing can go wrong.

0:04:23 > 0:04:27I'll give it five hours before they end up in a silage heap.

0:04:27 > 0:04:30Well, at least they'll be far away from the school.

0:04:32 > 0:04:34Half term.

0:04:35 > 0:04:36Look at it.

0:04:37 > 0:04:40So still and quiet.

0:04:42 > 0:04:44It's like it's at peace.

0:04:47 > 0:04:48No pupils.

0:04:50 > 0:04:51No staff.

0:04:54 > 0:04:55Perfect.

0:05:00 > 0:05:03Call our sponsors.

0:05:03 > 0:05:05This week will be a good time to show them around.

0:05:07 > 0:05:08Yes.

0:05:09 > 0:05:10Yes, it will.

0:05:16 > 0:05:18# You guys are going to love every minute

0:05:18 > 0:05:21# No phones, no gadgets No internet, bin it

0:05:21 > 0:05:23# Forget about your social networks

0:05:23 > 0:05:26# I can show you how growing your own veg works

0:05:26 > 0:05:28# These city kids act all tough

0:05:28 > 0:05:31# But I bet that they're puppies when they're out in the rough

0:05:31 > 0:05:33# I'll show them and Mel who's the organised guy

0:05:33 > 0:05:36# Cos I planned ahead for the trip of a lifetime

0:05:36 > 0:05:39# You're gonna love this trip Yep, I guarantee it

0:05:39 > 0:05:41# You're gonna love this trip Yep, I guarantee it

0:05:41 > 0:05:43# You're gonna love this trip I guarantee it

0:05:43 > 0:05:46# I'm the man with the plan You have to see it to believe it

0:05:46 > 0:05:49# What? A plan? Of course I've got a plan

0:05:49 > 0:05:51# I don't ever play it by ear Now watch the man

0:05:51 > 0:05:53# Turn this trip from hell to heaven greeting us on Earth

0:05:53 > 0:05:56# What a treat that you get to see a genius at work

0:05:56 > 0:05:59# I can guarantee you won't be hassled by rats and fleas

0:05:59 > 0:06:01# Or have to make some tacky little house out of trees

0:06:01 > 0:06:04# With me around you should be well chuffed, bro

0:06:04 > 0:06:06# You'll never have to poo in a self-dug hole

0:06:06 > 0:06:09# You'll never have to sit on a log where a mouse sat

0:06:09 > 0:06:11# You won't fall face first in a cowpat

0:06:11 > 0:06:14# You see nature has nothing to offer me

0:06:14 > 0:06:16# It can't even do the basics properly

0:06:16 > 0:06:19# People talk about the stars and the sea breeze

0:06:19 > 0:06:22# But Mother Nature doesn't even have a TV

0:06:22 > 0:06:24# And I don't think these teachers could find a bigger sham

0:06:24 > 0:06:27# But don't worry cos you're with the man with the plan

0:06:27 > 0:06:29# You're gonna love this trip Yep, I guarantee it

0:06:29 > 0:06:31# You're gonna love this trip Yep, I guarantee it

0:06:31 > 0:06:34# You're gonna love this trip I guarantee it

0:06:34 > 0:06:37# BOTH: I'm the man with the plan You have to see it to believe it

0:06:37 > 0:06:39# You're gonna love this trip Yep, I guarantee it

0:06:39 > 0:06:42# You're gonna love this trip Yep, I guarantee it

0:06:42 > 0:06:44# You're gonna love this trip I guarantee it

0:06:44 > 0:06:47# BOTH: I'm the man with the plan You have to see it to believe it

0:06:47 > 0:06:48# Yeah! #

0:06:58 > 0:06:59What is THAT?

0:06:59 > 0:07:05You are a genius, Josh Carter! A week in a theme park!

0:07:05 > 0:07:07You're going down in history, man.

0:07:07 > 0:07:09Does that roller-coaster look a bit fast?

0:07:09 > 0:07:11I think it might be too fast.

0:07:11 > 0:07:14Ryan, there's no such thing as too fast for a roller-coaster.

0:07:14 > 0:07:15Yeah, there is, right?

0:07:15 > 0:07:17Cos my auntie went on this rollercoaster

0:07:17 > 0:07:19and her skin got all stretched out by the G-force,

0:07:19 > 0:07:22and now she has to clip her face down with pegs.

0:07:24 > 0:07:26What did they say? Have we come to the wrong place?

0:07:26 > 0:07:30No, no mistake. It's a campsite attached to a theme park.

0:07:30 > 0:07:33You know, it really is a shame about those cowpats, man.

0:07:33 > 0:07:36I was really looking forward to stepping in them.

0:07:36 > 0:07:41Guess we're going to have to cope with the rides and luxury caravans.

0:07:41 > 0:07:43Josh. With me. Now.

0:07:46 > 0:07:47I know what you've done, Josh.

0:07:47 > 0:07:49Oh, come on, we're already here.

0:07:49 > 0:07:51Chill your trolleys and take a ride on the Death Plunge.

0:07:51 > 0:07:53I'm not riding the Death Plunge.

0:07:53 > 0:07:55OK. The Baby Ladybirds.

0:07:55 > 0:07:58There's no way we're spending half term in a theme park.

0:07:58 > 0:08:00This is supposed to be an educational trip.

0:08:00 > 0:08:02Come on, it is educational!

0:08:02 > 0:08:05We'll learn about being spun upside down, really fast.

0:08:07 > 0:08:10Come on, Dexter, it's already been arranged.

0:08:10 > 0:08:11Well, I've unarranged it.

0:08:11 > 0:08:14And I'm going to make sure everyone knows this is your fault.

0:08:14 > 0:08:18No way. You can't just go back to Bell and tell him you messed up.

0:08:18 > 0:08:20You've got to see this one through.

0:08:21 > 0:08:24Everyone back on the coach. We're going home!

0:08:25 > 0:08:27You can't always take the easy option, Josh.

0:08:27 > 0:08:29You'll learn that one of these days.

0:08:32 > 0:08:34# And all I can do is stand and watch

0:08:34 > 0:08:36# So close I could almost taste the candyfloss

0:08:36 > 0:08:39# Like I was at the top On the rollercoaster

0:08:39 > 0:08:41# Now I'm back down to Earth I know it's over

0:08:41 > 0:08:44# Kind of felt a teacher could be tricked into fun

0:08:44 > 0:08:46# But never thought Dexter would stick to his guns

0:08:46 > 0:08:48# Now I'm the prime target

0:08:48 > 0:08:52# The second I break the news to all these Year Nine classes

0:08:52 > 0:08:54# No trip today No trip out tomorrow

0:08:54 > 0:08:57# The House of Fun is now the House of Horrors

0:08:57 > 0:09:00# But if sliding down this Helter Skelter is my problem

0:09:00 > 0:09:03# I'm bringing Dexter down with me to the bottom

0:09:03 > 0:09:04# Cos we're in this together

0:09:04 > 0:09:07# For better or for worse except not for better

0:09:07 > 0:09:09# And on this rollercoaster of emotion all I know

0:09:09 > 0:09:13# Is if I'm going down I ain't going down alone

0:09:13 > 0:09:15# Cos we're in this together

0:09:15 > 0:09:17# For better or for worse except not for better

0:09:17 > 0:09:20# And on this rollercoaster of emotion all I know

0:09:20 > 0:09:24# Is if I'm going down I ain't going down alone

0:09:24 > 0:09:25# Ah man, what a stitch up

0:09:25 > 0:09:27# Before it's even begun Josh has mucked the trip up

0:09:27 > 0:09:30# Thought this was the big one that I could show my class with

0:09:30 > 0:09:33# Now I've looped the loop and I'm back where I started

0:09:33 > 0:09:36# I feel as if I was having fun on the log flume

0:09:36 > 0:09:38# Then got a mouthful of sewer water on cue

0:09:38 > 0:09:40# But even if I fall out and it's deep

0:09:40 > 0:09:43# One thing's for sure I'm taking Josh with me

0:09:44 > 0:09:46# Cos we're in this together

0:09:46 > 0:09:48# For better or for worse Except not for better

0:09:48 > 0:09:51And on this rollercoaster of emotion all I know

0:09:51 > 0:09:54# Is if I'm going down, I ain't going down alone. #

0:09:57 > 0:09:59Hey, this isn't my fault!

0:09:59 > 0:10:01You fell for some bogus leaflet and you were listening to me.

0:10:01 > 0:10:02What were you thinking?

0:10:02 > 0:10:04Oh, so this is my fault, is it?

0:10:04 > 0:10:06Course it is, you know what I'm like.

0:10:06 > 0:10:07You have been a total Bieber!

0:10:09 > 0:10:12But if we work together, we can fix this.

0:10:12 > 0:10:14And how are we going to do that?

0:10:14 > 0:10:17We just need to find somewhere new to camp.

0:10:17 > 0:10:20Yeah, somewhere that they'll let school kids,

0:10:20 > 0:10:24er, they have a field with some football stuff for Mr Thorne.

0:10:24 > 0:10:27That way, Bell won't know how badly I made you mess up.

0:10:27 > 0:10:29Where could we find all that at short notice?

0:10:33 > 0:10:36The school field? This is never going to work.

0:10:36 > 0:10:39Why wouldn't it? Course it is. We can still do team-building stuff.

0:10:39 > 0:10:42And experiencing nature on their own doorsteps is good for them.

0:10:42 > 0:10:44What's going to stop them going home to their parents

0:10:44 > 0:10:46and telling them we took them nowhere,

0:10:46 > 0:10:48and their parents complaining to Bell?

0:10:48 > 0:10:51Josh is dealing with it. I reckon he's as excited about this as I am.

0:10:51 > 0:10:54Nice tent. Get a nice smell of that fresh...

0:10:54 > 0:10:56mud.

0:10:56 > 0:10:59Cart-face! Wipe that grin off cos we're not camping at school

0:10:59 > 0:11:01just to save your stinking cheese strings.

0:11:01 > 0:11:02This is well rank.

0:11:02 > 0:11:05Yeah, it is. I ain't arguing.

0:11:05 > 0:11:08Right. Good. Well I'm going home, then I'm going shopping, all right?

0:11:08 > 0:11:12Good idea. Oh, but I guess we'd have to give all that money back.

0:11:12 > 0:11:15- But it's worth it.- What money? What are you talking about?

0:11:15 > 0:11:17The money for the campsite.

0:11:17 > 0:11:19It's free to crash here, so if we don't get busted,

0:11:19 > 0:11:21we can keep all the money.

0:11:21 > 0:11:24But you're right. It's, what was it, rank?

0:11:24 > 0:11:27Yeah, it's rank. So we'll just get out of this fresh air...

0:11:30 > 0:11:32Oi! Cut your slinking off, Carter!

0:11:32 > 0:11:33You ain't rattin' me out of free moolah.

0:11:33 > 0:11:36We're staying in this stink hole and no-one's going nowhere

0:11:36 > 0:11:38or saying nothing, all right?

0:11:38 > 0:11:39Whatever you say, Zoe-Marie.

0:11:43 > 0:11:45OK, welcome to camp!

0:11:45 > 0:11:47First thing, I notice a lot of you have brought gadgets,

0:11:47 > 0:11:50so I want you to put them all in this bag.

0:11:50 > 0:11:54Come on. Games, phones, hand them over.

0:11:54 > 0:11:57We're actually going to talk to each other for a change.

0:11:57 > 0:11:59- GAME BLEEPS - And you, Ash.

0:12:00 > 0:12:03What? But I almost killed the zombie ostrich!

0:12:11 > 0:12:12You touch my music, you die.

0:12:12 > 0:12:16Right. Well. Maybe Miss Poppy can look after these.

0:12:16 > 0:12:18Now, for the rest of the day I want you all to imagine

0:12:18 > 0:12:22you've been dropped in the middle of nowhere without any equipment.

0:12:22 > 0:12:24So your first task is to build a shelter

0:12:24 > 0:12:27and a campfire over there in the woods, OK?

0:12:27 > 0:12:29You're joking! We're not making mud pies.

0:12:29 > 0:12:31There's decent sports facilities here,

0:12:31 > 0:12:35I'm taking my lot on a decent long run, right, boys?

0:12:38 > 0:12:41You, boy. You!

0:12:41 > 0:12:42Get with the team.

0:12:47 > 0:12:50And remember the bet, this lot out of control by morning

0:12:50 > 0:12:53and me in charge with some REAL challenges.

0:12:53 > 0:12:56Mr Thorne, this is a field trip, not boot camp.

0:12:56 > 0:12:59You just don't understand exercise.

0:12:59 > 0:13:00I exercise!

0:13:00 > 0:13:03What? Trotting to the classroom, parping on your oboe?

0:13:03 > 0:13:04I don't think so.

0:13:09 > 0:13:12Think I might have touched a nerve there.

0:13:12 > 0:13:15Right, Come on, boys, let's get changed.

0:13:15 > 0:13:18OK. So, any questions?

0:13:20 > 0:13:21Can I have my music back now?

0:13:21 > 0:13:23How do we send a text?

0:13:23 > 0:13:24Can you get rabies off a slug?

0:13:24 > 0:13:27OK, OK. Maybe questions later.

0:13:27 > 0:13:31So, let's have one group with Miss Poppy and one group with me.

0:13:31 > 0:13:33Where's Josh?

0:13:33 > 0:13:34Oh, he's gone for a wee.

0:13:34 > 0:13:36I don't want him messing about with you lot anyway.

0:13:36 > 0:13:40He's in your group. Find him and don't let him out of your sight.

0:13:41 > 0:13:43Thanks a lot, sir(!)

0:13:45 > 0:13:47Right!

0:13:47 > 0:13:51Thought I'd join you on your run, if you can keep up.

0:13:53 > 0:13:55Come on, lads. After her.

0:14:00 > 0:14:01OK. Let's get building.

0:14:01 > 0:14:05- With what?- I think you've forgotten the building equipment, sir.

0:14:05 > 0:14:07There isn't any equipment, that's the point.

0:14:07 > 0:14:09We have to use whatever we find in the forest.

0:14:09 > 0:14:11Like what? Dead squirrels? I ain't touching none of that.

0:14:11 > 0:14:13I've just had my nails done.

0:14:13 > 0:14:15And why do we have to build shelters when we have tents?

0:14:15 > 0:14:18We're imagining we're miles away from civilisation.

0:14:18 > 0:14:21Oi, Skinny-Binny. I swear, the school's, like, two inches that way.

0:14:21 > 0:14:23Yeah, but just...look.

0:14:23 > 0:14:25The idea is, we explore the forest

0:14:25 > 0:14:28and see if we can live with whatever nature provides.

0:14:28 > 0:14:31What, like a tramp? I ain't doing no tramping lessons!

0:14:31 > 0:14:32No. Like Ray Mears.

0:14:32 > 0:14:35He lived in a swamp and he ate elephant poo!

0:14:35 > 0:14:37And what if it rains? Or if there's animals in here?

0:14:37 > 0:14:39And how are we supposed to keep warm?

0:14:39 > 0:14:41And what are we supposed to sit on?

0:14:41 > 0:14:42And what if we get dirty?

0:14:42 > 0:14:44I don't think people can live with nature, sir.

0:14:44 > 0:14:45It just doesn't really work.

0:14:53 > 0:14:57OK. Ralph and Jack, scour the wood for materials,

0:14:57 > 0:14:59Sam, you get started on the campfire

0:14:59 > 0:15:02and Josh, you can help me with construction.

0:15:02 > 0:15:04Yeah, that's not really going to happen.

0:15:04 > 0:15:06But we have to build a shelter.

0:15:06 > 0:15:08No, YOU got to build a shelter.

0:15:08 > 0:15:12I have got to be like these green things...and veg out.

0:15:13 > 0:15:16I packed for a theme park. I've got nothing anyway.

0:15:16 > 0:15:18But how are you going to manage?

0:15:18 > 0:15:20With a little bit of J Carter magic.

0:15:21 > 0:15:24Come back! I'm not allowed to let you out of my sight!

0:15:26 > 0:15:28Camping here was your idea!

0:15:28 > 0:15:30Going to a theme park was my idea.

0:15:30 > 0:15:33Camping at school's just so Bell doesn't pack me off to Fowlmere.

0:15:33 > 0:15:35So you're not even going to help?

0:15:35 > 0:15:39What happened to your responsibility to the group?

0:15:39 > 0:15:41Shh! Can you hear that?

0:15:41 > 0:15:43Is that clapping?

0:15:43 > 0:15:46To you, it sounds like clapping. To me, it sounds like the easy life.

0:15:54 > 0:15:55Hey, look at this one.

0:15:55 > 0:15:58- Wow. You found a stick(!)- Is it good enough? What do you think?

0:15:58 > 0:16:00Do you know what I liked about my MP3 player?

0:16:00 > 0:16:02The fact that it drowned out people like you

0:16:02 > 0:16:04from asking my opinions about sticks.

0:16:04 > 0:16:07Careful, slow down. You don't want to step on a wasps' nest.

0:16:07 > 0:16:08Shut up.

0:16:13 > 0:16:16Cricket? Ahhh!

0:16:19 > 0:16:22Now, that's what I'm talking about. Come on.

0:16:25 > 0:16:28And snakes. My mum says you should never corner an adder.

0:16:28 > 0:16:31Wow. I was about to go looking for an adder to corner(!)

0:16:31 > 0:16:32It's a good job you warned me.

0:16:32 > 0:16:35Sometimes there's old mineworks you can fall into, and...

0:16:35 > 0:16:38Ryan! We're in a dog's toilet at the bottom of the school field,

0:16:38 > 0:16:41not a jungle. There's nothing to be afraid of.

0:16:41 > 0:16:42- Spider!- A-a-agh!

0:16:46 > 0:16:49Oh, no. It's just a bit of leaf.

0:16:49 > 0:16:51Sorry. Thought it was a spider.

0:16:54 > 0:16:55Molly?

0:16:57 > 0:17:00I just don't like this stupid forest, OK?

0:17:00 > 0:17:02All right, well. Come on, then.

0:17:04 > 0:17:06Well?

0:17:06 > 0:17:07I think I'm stuck.

0:17:22 > 0:17:25Come on, move! She can't be that far ahead! Come on!

0:17:25 > 0:17:27Oh, Jeff, I'm...!

0:17:37 > 0:17:40Come on. Just jump. It's not that far.

0:17:40 > 0:17:42No.

0:17:42 > 0:17:43I'm afraid of heights.

0:17:43 > 0:17:45Is that technically a height?

0:17:45 > 0:17:47Yeah, all right, go on, rub it in!

0:17:47 > 0:17:51Just swivel around and lower yourself. I'll catch you.

0:17:51 > 0:17:53I've done this before. Trust me.

0:17:53 > 0:17:56I didn't know you'd saved anyone from a tree before.

0:17:56 > 0:17:58Well, it wasn't a person out of a tree,

0:17:58 > 0:17:59a football out of a bush.

0:17:59 > 0:18:01But it's the same thing.

0:18:04 > 0:18:05A-a-agh!

0:18:05 > 0:18:07RIPPING

0:18:09 > 0:18:11What was it? Snakes? Badgers?

0:18:12 > 0:18:14Ripped trousers.

0:18:16 > 0:18:18See? I told you. Give 'em a little sob story,

0:18:18 > 0:18:22sound a little bit pathetic and the easy life is yours.

0:18:22 > 0:18:25It was awful being lost in the woods. I'm so hungry.

0:18:28 > 0:18:32You have learned well, my little padawan.

0:18:32 > 0:18:35Right, you young ragamuffins! Let's put you to work.

0:18:41 > 0:18:42Whoa!

0:18:54 > 0:18:57Oh! Agh! A-agh!

0:19:03 > 0:19:05This is all your fault, Carter!

0:19:08 > 0:19:11Well, it won't keep the rain out. Or the wind.

0:19:11 > 0:19:14Or a determined hedgehog. But at least we're having fun.

0:19:14 > 0:19:17We could put these round the campfire to sit on, sir.

0:19:17 > 0:19:20And I'm using bark to protect my nails!

0:19:21 > 0:19:23Interesting!

0:19:23 > 0:19:25Hey! What are you doing here?

0:19:25 > 0:19:28You're supposed to be racing me!

0:19:28 > 0:19:31Well, I got something in my shoe, so I came back.

0:19:31 > 0:19:32Ohhh, you cheat!

0:19:32 > 0:19:34Come on, Jeff, lay off!

0:19:35 > 0:19:37What?

0:19:37 > 0:19:40- Jeff!- Seriously? Come on!

0:19:40 > 0:19:43Just forget about him. Maybe you lot should work with us.

0:19:43 > 0:19:45One big team. It'll be great.

0:19:48 > 0:19:52What happened to you two? Is that Ryan's jumper?

0:19:54 > 0:19:57GIGGLING

0:19:57 > 0:19:59That was the worst afternoon ever!

0:19:59 > 0:20:03- I can wash up at home, but with a dishwasher!- OK, so I messed up.

0:20:03 > 0:20:06But at least we wasn't here with all the other mugs...

0:20:06 > 0:20:08LAUGHTER AND CHATTER

0:20:08 > 0:20:10..having a great time?

0:20:10 > 0:20:13Josh! Where have you been? You missed all the fun!

0:20:13 > 0:20:16Come on, join in, we're having a great time!

0:20:20 > 0:20:22# Ahh, such a nice warm feeling

0:20:22 > 0:20:24# When everything is sweet Almost like you're dreaming

0:20:24 > 0:20:26# We've built a team and

0:20:26 > 0:20:29# Everybody's pulling in the same direction with great affection

0:20:29 > 0:20:32# And they thought it would be just another trip

0:20:32 > 0:20:34# Got them out their comfort zones and they're loving it

0:20:34 > 0:20:37# Look at Ryan He's got Molly smiling

0:20:37 > 0:20:39# And he's proved that he can be brave as a lion

0:20:39 > 0:20:41# And well done, Agness

0:20:41 > 0:20:45# As the architect, she can truly be proud of how her camp is

0:20:45 > 0:20:46# As for Zoe-Marie

0:20:46 > 0:20:50# She's not kicking off or even going for me, what a team

0:20:50 > 0:20:51# And it feels so warm

0:20:51 > 0:20:54# Warm like coming home during a storm

0:20:54 > 0:20:55# Real warmth can't be bought

0:20:55 > 0:20:59# It's more than expensive It's priceless, it's friendship

0:20:59 > 0:21:01# Brrr, such a frosty feeling

0:21:01 > 0:21:04# Being left out in the cold What's the reason?

0:21:04 > 0:21:06# Cutting corners working round laws

0:21:06 > 0:21:09# Cheating has never let me down before

0:21:09 > 0:21:11# Look at these smiles How did they get there?

0:21:11 > 0:21:13# They haven't eaten cream cakes on deckchairs

0:21:13 > 0:21:16# They've had mud and logs to carry around

0:21:16 > 0:21:18# So what the heck are all of them so happy about?

0:21:18 > 0:21:21# Now, if I told em where I've been they won't believe me

0:21:21 > 0:21:24# Probably wouldn't care It's as if they don't need me

0:21:24 > 0:21:26# Look at them, it's like they've been brainwashed

0:21:26 > 0:21:29# And I don't really know what they need, but it ain't Josh

0:21:29 > 0:21:31# And it feels so cold

0:21:31 > 0:21:33# Cold like being all alone Growing old

0:21:33 > 0:21:36# Shiver down my spine as if no one likes me

0:21:36 > 0:21:38# Out in the cold and it's just so icy. #

0:21:39 > 0:21:43I didn't think it was actually going to be fun.

0:21:44 > 0:21:45Psst!

0:21:47 > 0:21:49Psst! Over here!

0:21:49 > 0:21:51Ash, What are you doing here?

0:21:51 > 0:21:53Shouldn't you be with the football team?

0:21:53 > 0:21:55Nah, those guys, they've lost it big time.

0:21:55 > 0:21:59Thorne, he's doing his nut in about Mr Harris and Miss Poppy,

0:21:59 > 0:22:02about getting 'em back for when they cheated.

0:22:02 > 0:22:05Getting them back? What are they going to...?

0:22:05 > 0:22:07SHOUTING

0:22:08 > 0:22:10SHOUTING AND COMMOTION

0:22:24 > 0:22:25Retreat!

0:22:30 > 0:22:33OK! We're still fine! We're still a team!

0:22:33 > 0:22:37Let's just go back to the tents! Everything will be all right!

0:22:39 > 0:22:41Oh, no, they've done the tents.

0:22:41 > 0:22:45What the cheese are we going to flippin' do now?

0:22:45 > 0:22:47Look, we can't give up now, man.

0:22:47 > 0:22:50The woods aren't my natural environment,

0:22:50 > 0:22:53but there's one place where I'm a real survival expert.

0:22:57 > 0:22:58What do you think?

0:22:58 > 0:23:01Not bad. We're just missing some marshmallows to toast.

0:23:01 > 0:23:03Tah-dah!

0:23:03 > 0:23:05Fresh from the tuck shop!

0:23:06 > 0:23:07Relax. I paid for them!

0:23:12 > 0:23:14OK! Let's have a sing-song!

0:23:15 > 0:23:17This really has been wicked.

0:23:18 > 0:23:19Yeah. It has.

0:23:19 > 0:23:22Shame about the football team. Be nice to get them back.

0:23:22 > 0:23:25Whatever they do only brings us closer together, right?

0:23:25 > 0:23:28Plus, no-one even knows where they are anyway.

0:23:28 > 0:23:31Yeah! I mean they're sleeping in the sports hall,

0:23:31 > 0:23:34but they could be anywhere in the sports hall, you know.

0:23:34 > 0:23:37Could be in the basketball courts.

0:23:37 > 0:23:40Could be on the crash mats. It really is a mystery.

0:23:46 > 0:23:48Night, guys!

0:23:48 > 0:23:49Night.

0:24:02 > 0:24:03Oi!

0:24:06 > 0:24:08Oi!

0:24:08 > 0:24:10LAUGHTER, CHEERING AND CHATTERING

0:24:13 > 0:24:14Come here! Give those back!

0:24:17 > 0:24:21And I hope you'll see that we've been putting your money to good use.

0:24:25 > 0:24:28I think, even with the school empty,

0:24:28 > 0:24:31you can almost hear the atmosphere of quiet study

0:24:31 > 0:24:34which I've encouraged to take root here. Shh.

0:24:36 > 0:24:38DISTANT THUDDING AND CHATTER

0:24:43 > 0:24:45Josh, what's going on?

0:24:45 > 0:24:49Just helping Mr Thorne on his daily morning workout.

0:24:49 > 0:24:50Why are you running?

0:24:50 > 0:24:53Harris! You put them up to this!

0:24:59 > 0:25:01JOSH LAUGHS

0:25:01 > 0:25:04- What is it?- Bell! He's on his way.

0:25:18 > 0:25:20What are we going to do? Josh?

0:25:20 > 0:25:22- Hard work and honesty?- There's a time for hard work and honesty

0:25:22 > 0:25:26and there's a time for quick fixes and lying. And this is that time!

0:25:26 > 0:25:27You've come to the right place.

0:25:30 > 0:25:34Erm, I really don't know where these could have come from.

0:25:36 > 0:25:38Harris! I want a word with you!

0:25:38 > 0:25:41Have you still got that bet on with Mr Thorne?

0:25:41 > 0:25:44- Yeah!- Tell him he's won, I'll deal with dingo!

0:25:44 > 0:25:45Where's my shorts?

0:25:45 > 0:25:49I'm sure there's a reasonable explanation.

0:25:55 > 0:25:57Of course.

0:25:57 > 0:25:59Of course it would be you.

0:26:00 > 0:26:02Why aren't you on your trip?

0:26:03 > 0:26:07A trip that I let Harris take charge of. What was I thinking?

0:26:07 > 0:26:08This isn't Dexter's fault, sir.

0:26:08 > 0:26:11He's not in charge of the trip any more.

0:26:11 > 0:26:12Well, who is?

0:26:12 > 0:26:16- DISTANT:- You're right, Thorne. You're the better man, I lose.

0:26:16 > 0:26:20You hear that? I'm in charge!

0:26:20 > 0:26:23Forget about "nature studies."

0:26:23 > 0:26:25I'm going to lick you lot into shape.

0:26:25 > 0:26:28And don't even think about complaining to Bell,

0:26:28 > 0:26:30cos I'm going to make sure that you...

0:26:33 > 0:26:34Make sure that you, er...

0:26:36 > 0:26:39Mr Thorne. My office. Now.

0:26:50 > 0:26:53- Thanks, Ryan. I'll give you this back on Monday.- All right.

0:26:53 > 0:26:54Oo-ooh!

0:26:54 > 0:26:57Look, it's my jumper. It's not...

0:26:57 > 0:27:01I'm not...it's not like I'm dressing up in her clothes or anything, OK?

0:27:01 > 0:27:04I think we've all learned a valuable lesson.

0:27:04 > 0:27:06It takes hard work and honesty to build a community.

0:27:06 > 0:27:09And it takes lies and tricks to keep it going.

0:27:09 > 0:27:10That's a pretty bad lesson.

0:27:10 > 0:27:12It was a pretty bad trip.

0:27:12 > 0:27:15You're kidding. That was the best trip EVER.

0:27:15 > 0:27:19And don't let no-one tell you any different.

0:27:19 > 0:27:20Apart from her.

0:27:20 > 0:27:22I want a word with you two!

0:27:22 > 0:27:25Why are there faked theme park leaflets in your printer?

0:27:25 > 0:27:27Just what are you trying to pull?

0:27:27 > 0:27:29- Lies and tricks?- Won't work on her.

0:27:31 > 0:27:33Oh, yeah! You better run!

0:27:36 > 0:27:38- # Can't live with 'em - And you can't kick 'em out

0:27:38 > 0:27:40# When they're up they rub it in your face

0:27:40 > 0:27:43- # Kick you when you're down - But when no-one understands them

0:27:43 > 0:27:44# You know what they're on about

0:27:44 > 0:27:46- # Always going to be around - Got to find a common ground

0:27:46 > 0:27:51# If you know so much about me Where do I go from here?

0:27:51 > 0:27:54- # If you see 'em every day - You can never get away

0:27:54 > 0:27:56# Only time that you're the boss 4 o'clock! #

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