0:00:07 > 0:00:09# Where do you go when you know Nobody can understand you?
0:00:09 > 0:00:12# When it's just too much to handle
0:00:12 > 0:00:15# What do you do when you end up Somewhere you never planned to?
0:00:15 > 0:00:18# Wash that stress out Like it was shampoo
0:00:18 > 0:00:21# You should stay It can change
0:00:21 > 0:00:23# There's good days And bad days
0:00:23 > 0:00:25# But one day down the line, It's time for show to stop
0:00:25 > 0:00:28# So the only time is now, Four o'clock. #
0:00:32 > 0:00:34- What is this?- Info for Careers Day.
0:00:34 > 0:00:36Oh, my days, this school is well failboat. Careers Day.
0:00:36 > 0:00:38That's, like, worse than nettles.
0:00:40 > 0:00:42Urgh. Just another way of pigeonholing kids into things
0:00:42 > 0:00:44they don't care about. So wrong!
0:00:48 > 0:00:52- Morning, Miss. Could I hand some of those out?- Yeah. Sure.
0:00:52 > 0:00:54Thanks, Miss.
0:00:55 > 0:00:59This whole thing is so pointless. I got my music, innit?
0:00:59 > 0:01:01I don't need a bunch of nobodies trying to sell me
0:01:01 > 0:01:05- a no-hope job in Nowheresville. - Oh, where's that?
0:01:05 > 0:01:08My mum says she sees me as something big in the sciences or the arts.
0:01:08 > 0:01:12- A big numpty!- So is that why she sent you to ballet class?!
0:01:12 > 0:01:15- That was contemporary dance! - In a pink leotard?- Light-red!
0:01:15 > 0:01:18And it wasn't a leotard, it was a UNITARD. For men.
0:01:18 > 0:01:21- OK. Of course.- UNITARD! - Chill out, Billy Elliot!
0:01:21 > 0:01:24Heads up, losers!
0:01:24 > 0:01:28THEY LAUGH You lot! DETENTION!
0:01:28 > 0:01:32- 25 seconds we've been here. - Yes! New record!
0:01:34 > 0:01:37Right, then. Careers Fair.
0:01:37 > 0:01:39- HE CLICKS HIS FINGERS - Meg. Update.
0:01:39 > 0:01:42Well, we have a few different professionals coming in
0:01:42 > 0:01:44with their own stalls with info and freebies.
0:01:44 > 0:01:47- A few doesn't sound like many. - I could make some calls.
0:01:47 > 0:01:52Yes. Do that. And while you're at it... Sir John Wintersun.
0:01:52 > 0:01:55Local businessman, opened up a chain of discount stores.
0:01:55 > 0:01:58- Getting a lot of press. Now HE'D be a good visitor.- Good idea!
0:01:58 > 0:02:01That'll get the kids talking about starting their own businesses!
0:02:01 > 0:02:05Or, more realistically, their chances of them getting a job
0:02:05 > 0:02:08- behind one of his checkouts. - I'm all over it! Leave it with me!
0:02:08 > 0:02:09- Mmm. - BELL RINGS
0:02:09 > 0:02:11You.
0:02:11 > 0:02:12All right, Mr Helpful!
0:02:12 > 0:02:15The kids aren't the only ones thinking about their career!
0:02:15 > 0:02:17I don't want to be an assistant for ever.
0:02:17 > 0:02:20Try being on your hands and knees on a soggy floor picking up
0:02:20 > 0:02:24flyers that say "Be All You Can Be." That's what you call irony.
0:02:34 > 0:02:37OK, so remember, if you can dream it, you can do it.
0:02:37 > 0:02:41Sure you're in detention now, but where might you be in ten years?
0:02:41 > 0:02:45- Probably still here, judging by that speech.- This is WELL pointless.
0:02:45 > 0:02:48- Bit like you, really. - It's NOT pointless.
0:02:48 > 0:02:49Josh, you know how important a career is.
0:02:49 > 0:02:51You know what you want to do, right?
0:02:53 > 0:02:57"One - remix new songs. Two - get Record Deal.
0:02:57 > 0:02:59- "Three - be epic."- There you go.
0:02:59 > 0:03:01Friday is a chance for all you guys to be inspired!
0:03:01 > 0:03:06- Just like Josh, here.- Inspired? By who? The local Baked Bean packers?
0:03:06 > 0:03:08Yeah, sir, just cos this lot are in detention now,
0:03:08 > 0:03:10doesn't mean they WANT to grow up to be losers.
0:03:10 > 0:03:13Who you callin' loser, Batmobile? How are you supposed to
0:03:13 > 0:03:15DREAM to be the president or whatnot when you ain't even
0:03:15 > 0:03:17got us one to see how they do their hair and stuff?
0:03:17 > 0:03:19- It's a JOKE.- It's true, sir.
0:03:19 > 0:03:21The closest thing we've got to a role model is you.
0:03:21 > 0:03:24And that's quite tragic.
0:03:24 > 0:03:26I think in many ways, teaching is a noble profession.
0:03:26 > 0:03:28That ain't what my aunt said.
0:03:28 > 0:03:30She said after three divorces, a nervous breakdown and ten years
0:03:30 > 0:03:33unemployment, she hit rock bottom and teaching was the only option.
0:03:33 > 0:03:35It's a very disappointing line up, sir. Look...
0:03:35 > 0:03:37- BELL RINGS - 4:30!
0:03:42 > 0:03:45Don't sweat it, yeah? Better teachers than you
0:03:45 > 0:03:47have flopped trying to get this lot on side.
0:03:47 > 0:03:50- Hey, I haven't flopped yet! - Night, sir.
0:03:53 > 0:03:55- HE RAPS - # No, I haven't flopped yet
0:03:55 > 0:03:57# But some'd say I'm putting off the obvious, I bet
0:03:57 > 0:04:00# For all these kids who think I'm a flop, or ever thought that
0:04:00 > 0:04:03# All this Careers Day does is support that
0:04:03 > 0:04:04# As an idea - it makes me slacker
0:04:04 > 0:04:07# Is the best I can do a Baked Bean Packer?
0:04:07 > 0:04:09# I should be viewing this as a test
0:04:09 > 0:04:12# A way to impress, inspire the kids and try to be the best
0:04:12 > 0:04:15# But I guess the word "test" is the issue
0:04:15 > 0:04:17# It always seems to end with my eyes buried in tissues
0:04:17 > 0:04:19# Like my driving test, I flopped, you could say
0:04:19 > 0:04:22# That river kinda got in the way
0:04:22 > 0:04:24# Or on that farm school trip as a kid
0:04:24 > 0:04:27# Put it this way - don't ever try to milk a pig
0:04:27 > 0:04:29# But I'm a grown man now - it's gotta stop
0:04:29 > 0:04:32# It's time to show everybody I'm not a flop - what? #
0:04:32 > 0:04:35- You're a flopper, Harris! - Such a flopper, Harris!
0:04:35 > 0:04:37- What a flopper, Harris! - Stop flopping, Harris!
0:04:37 > 0:04:38So you got embarrassed?
0:04:38 > 0:04:41- How you gonna manage? - You're a proper cabbage!
0:04:41 > 0:04:42Stop flopping, Harris!
0:04:42 > 0:04:44# I've always got good ideas, and the best intentions
0:04:44 > 0:04:47# Try to give the kids some cheer when they get detentions
0:04:47 > 0:04:49# Try to get Bell to notice when I'm grafting
0:04:49 > 0:04:52# Then I undermine it all with a daft thing
0:04:52 > 0:04:54# I wish I had a nice surprise up my sleeve
0:04:54 > 0:04:57# Instead of an embarrassment - it's like a disease!
0:04:57 > 0:04:59# That I hope Friday won't bring
0:04:59 > 0:05:01# So I won't have to hear the same old thing... #
0:05:01 > 0:05:03You're a flopper, Harris!
0:05:03 > 0:05:06- Such a flopper, Harris! - Why you flopping, Harris?
0:05:06 > 0:05:09- Stop flopping, Harris! - Dog plopper, Harris!
0:05:09 > 0:05:12- Gobstopper, Harris!- Look, I've got a rabbit! Stop flopping, Harris!
0:05:13 > 0:05:15I. Cannot. Flop.
0:05:17 > 0:05:19I need a visitor that'll wow Bell and the whole of Year Nine!
0:05:19 > 0:05:22Maybe you need someone from a profession that everyone's
0:05:22 > 0:05:24interested in. You know, like...
0:05:24 > 0:05:27- showbiz or something.- Showbiz?- Yeah. Say you...
0:05:27 > 0:05:31- managed to get someone from... a major record label?- Right...
0:05:31 > 0:05:35Then you've got the glamour guy, as well as the posties and plumbers.
0:05:35 > 0:05:37- That might help.- Genius!
0:05:37 > 0:05:41Now when you say major record label, what sort of... Josh! Josh!
0:05:41 > 0:05:44Wait up!
0:05:44 > 0:05:46Don't forget, I'm on nights this week,
0:05:46 > 0:05:49so minimal noise before and after school, OK?
0:05:49 > 0:05:53- Why is this manky thing so slow?! - Are you listening, Josh?
0:05:53 > 0:05:56I need my sleep! Especially if I'm going to be up all day Friday.
0:05:59 > 0:06:03Yes, but if someone from Superfine Records, ANYONE really,
0:06:03 > 0:06:07could just come for 20 minutes even, that would... Please?
0:06:07 > 0:06:09Pretty please? No, don't hang up! Don't...
0:06:14 > 0:06:19Well, thank you! You will?!
0:06:19 > 0:06:25That's great. Yeah, well, that'll be...SUPERFINE! Haha.
0:06:25 > 0:06:28Friday it is. Say hi to Raydog for me!
0:06:30 > 0:06:37You got someone from Raydog's label coming to Careers Day? No way.
0:06:37 > 0:06:39Way!
0:06:48 > 0:06:52So, I've just got to put an effect on the vocals,
0:06:52 > 0:06:55then save the songs back onto this. Boom.
0:06:55 > 0:06:57- And on to the Superfine exec. - Josh, Josh.
0:06:57 > 0:07:01- We could get caught. We shouldn't be in here! It's break time.- Ach! Ach!
0:07:01 > 0:07:07- Awoooo!- Owl! Run!- No! Just practising! THAT'S the signal, OK?
0:07:07 > 0:07:09If you hear that, there's someone coming.
0:07:13 > 0:07:16- Hurry up! Click click!- Ryan, no!
0:07:16 > 0:07:22I can't work with you flapping around! Go outside with Ash. Go on!
0:07:28 > 0:07:34- Miss Andress!- Ryan, come back, you big hairy chicken!
0:07:43 > 0:07:46- What are you doing in here unsupervised?- Er, just...
0:07:46 > 0:07:49- running an errand for Miss Poppy. - Really?
0:07:49 > 0:07:55- Shall we just double check with her then?- Ah...- Didn't think so.
0:07:55 > 0:07:59Mr Bell's office. Now!
0:08:03 > 0:08:05I've just got to turn the computer off.
0:08:10 > 0:08:11Yes!
0:08:15 > 0:08:18Nice hankie.
0:08:18 > 0:08:20HE SIGHS
0:08:20 > 0:08:23Perhaps your apparently relaxed demeanour is a side effect of you
0:08:23 > 0:08:27feeling "at home" in this office, being here as often as you are.
0:08:27 > 0:08:30I guess you guys are just good company.
0:08:30 > 0:08:33Allow me to remove you from your comfort zone.
0:08:33 > 0:08:36This is your tenth detention-worthy offence this term.
0:08:36 > 0:08:39You'll know what that means from the policy changes
0:08:39 > 0:08:41- highlighted in this month's newsletter.- Oh, yeah!
0:08:41 > 0:08:43Never miss an issue.
0:08:43 > 0:08:45The accumulation of ten minor offences over
0:08:45 > 0:08:47a period of either a half or full term is to be
0:08:47 > 0:08:50sanctioned in a fundamentally more substantial manner.
0:08:50 > 0:08:54- Who put a where in a what now? - You're suspended, Josh.- Really?!
0:08:54 > 0:08:58Really. You're suspended from Elmsbury, effective immediately.
0:08:58 > 0:09:02- I'll contact your mother now to confirm.- No! I mean,
0:09:02 > 0:09:07- you can't, she's sleeping.- Sleeping? - Yes. She's been on nights all week.
0:09:07 > 0:09:11Are you really going to disturb a hard-grafting nurse who's out
0:09:11 > 0:09:14there in the night saving lives?
0:09:15 > 0:09:16Fine. A letter then.
0:09:16 > 0:09:19It'll be with your mother at the latest, on Thursday morning.
0:09:19 > 0:09:25- Your suspension will take place on Friday.- OK, sir.- Understand this.
0:09:25 > 0:09:29Sneaking around and hoodwinking authority will result in nothing
0:09:29 > 0:09:30but punishment.
0:09:30 > 0:09:35Yes, sir. If I'm honest, I feel like my "sneaking around and hoodwinking"
0:09:35 > 0:09:36days are behind me.
0:09:37 > 0:09:39So I hide the letter from my mum,
0:09:39 > 0:09:43hoodwink the school into thinking that she's got it, then it's to
0:09:43 > 0:09:47the cinema for a matinee, leisure centre for a swim - or both!
0:09:47 > 0:09:52He's right - a suspension's just a 24-hour holiday.
0:09:52 > 0:09:55- I'm so jealous.- Wait. You're suspended on Friday?- Mm-hm.
0:09:55 > 0:10:00- But that's Careers Day!- Well, boo-hoo, Billy, who cares?- Not me.
0:10:00 > 0:10:03But it means Josh won't get to meet the guy from Raydog's record label.
0:10:04 > 0:10:06Cuss!
0:10:20 > 0:10:23Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
0:10:26 > 0:10:29- You're leaving early. - Staff meeting.
0:10:29 > 0:10:32Why are you up so early? What was that letter?
0:10:32 > 0:10:34You might as well know the facts before you hear the one-sided
0:10:34 > 0:10:38staff room version. Look, I'm suspended tomorrow.
0:10:38 > 0:10:40- Suspended?! - All right! Keep your voice down!
0:10:40 > 0:10:44- I'd like to break it to Mum my way, OK?- What a waste.
0:10:44 > 0:10:46Yeah, don't rub it in.
0:10:46 > 0:10:50I mean - only chance I'll get to meet an exec from Superfine and...
0:10:50 > 0:10:54Uh, yeah... Look, Josh... Actually, you won't miss much there.
0:10:54 > 0:10:59- About that. It isn't happening. - Aw man, course it isn't.
0:11:00 > 0:11:06Get a Superfine guy to Elmsbury? As if YOU'D be able to sort that.
0:11:06 > 0:11:08- Now, just a...- What was I even thinking?
0:11:10 > 0:11:12You're just a huge flopper!
0:11:23 > 0:11:27- What's the matter - no more spotted dick?- Huh?
0:11:27 > 0:11:30No, it's... I wanted to get this visitor from this record label.
0:11:30 > 0:11:32They said no.
0:11:32 > 0:11:35- So try another label.- No! It has to be these Superfine guys.
0:11:35 > 0:11:36All their acts are huge with the kids.
0:11:36 > 0:11:38They've got this guy Raydog. "Yeah!
0:11:38 > 0:11:41"I got solid gold stairs, solid gold chairs, two big
0:11:41 > 0:11:45- "statues of solid gold bears." - Dexter! Save it for "The Voice".
0:11:45 > 0:11:48Mel, if I can get a guy from this label, do you know what that means?
0:11:48 > 0:11:51- No more rapping at me during my lunch break?- It means respect.
0:11:51 > 0:11:53Respect from the kids, from Bell.
0:11:53 > 0:11:56I doubt there's ever been a Teacher of the Year without...
0:11:56 > 0:11:58Teacher of the Year!
0:11:59 > 0:12:01Glad I could help.
0:12:01 > 0:12:04Leo James, Superfine A&R Department...
0:12:04 > 0:12:08arriving tomorrow at 9.30 tomorrow.
0:12:09 > 0:12:13Thanks for sorting this, Nathan, you're a life saver.
0:12:14 > 0:12:16HE WHISTLES
0:12:16 > 0:12:19Mr Harris. You seem in high spirits. Rein it in.
0:12:19 > 0:12:24Just satisfied at a job well done, sir! Got my special guest sorted.
0:12:24 > 0:12:28Ah! THE Sir John Wintersun!
0:12:28 > 0:12:31I can't wait to meet him face to formidable face. Well done, Harris.
0:12:33 > 0:12:35Wintersun! Unngh!!
0:12:44 > 0:12:46Good night.
0:12:46 > 0:12:48Good night, Mr Wintersun, Sir.
0:12:48 > 0:12:51I think you might just catch him before he leaves.
0:12:51 > 0:12:53I'll try to put you though.
0:12:55 > 0:12:58PHONE RINGS
0:13:04 > 0:13:06- Just one moment, please... - No, wait!
0:13:06 > 0:13:09- There's no time!- Sorry?
0:13:09 > 0:13:11I'm Dexter Harris, calling from Elmsbury Academy.
0:13:11 > 0:13:15Now, I know this is ridiculously short notice, but would
0:13:15 > 0:13:17you like to be the guest of honour
0:13:17 > 0:13:19at our Careers Day tomorrow afternoon?
0:13:19 > 0:13:21I'm not the guy you want. I mean, you want someone else.
0:13:21 > 0:13:24No, really - we don't want anyone else from that office. No-one else.
0:13:24 > 0:13:28- We want YOU. You're exactly what our school aspires to.- Really?
0:13:28 > 0:13:31We won't need you for more than 20 minutes. I'll send a car for you
0:13:31 > 0:13:35at your office, all you need to do is turn up and just... be you!
0:13:35 > 0:13:38- Go on then.- Yes! - I'll make my own way there.
0:13:38 > 0:13:41Thanks so much for this! You won't regret it. Thank you. Bye!
0:13:51 > 0:13:53- You know, it really is a shame.- What?
0:13:53 > 0:13:55This free day off school I'm having?
0:13:55 > 0:13:58That you're going to miss Leo from Superfine.
0:13:58 > 0:14:01- He will be popping in to Careers Day after all.- Yeah. Right.
0:14:01 > 0:14:05You called it, Josh. I couldn't sort it. But I knew a man who could.
0:14:07 > 0:14:10Being suspended not so clever after all.
0:14:10 > 0:14:12HE RAPS # I gotta smarten up I could lose everything
0:14:12 > 0:14:14# If I'm not sharp enough
0:14:14 > 0:14:16# As if it ain't hard enough
0:14:16 > 0:14:18# This task is tough, gotta smarten up
0:14:18 > 0:14:21# I gotta smarten up
0:14:21 > 0:14:23# I could lose everything, if I'm not sharp enough
0:14:23 > 0:14:26# As if it ain't hard enough
0:14:26 > 0:14:28# This task is tough, gotta smarten up
0:14:28 > 0:14:31# Why can't life always be this simple?
0:14:31 > 0:14:33# All I gotta do is get my three hit singles
0:14:33 > 0:14:34# To a guy I've never met
0:14:34 > 0:14:38# In a place I've got to get into, but I'm suspended so I'm not so set
0:14:38 > 0:14:40# Foot in my school and I still got to fool my mum
0:14:40 > 0:14:42# Into thinking that everything's all cool
0:14:42 > 0:14:45# It's nothing - little bit of three way bluffing
0:14:45 > 0:14:47# But can't afford to drop a single ball that I'm juggling
0:14:47 > 0:14:51# Almost as if I have to hold all my breath, cos if I drop one?
0:14:51 > 0:14:52# Snowball effect
0:14:52 > 0:14:54# Get caught by Mum, then caught by Bell
0:14:54 > 0:14:57# Then I miss the Record Executive as well
0:14:57 > 0:14:59# And that's one thing I can't miss, now see
0:14:59 > 0:15:02# That's why I gotta keep all my wits about me
0:15:02 > 0:15:04# Gonna have to be a class above
0:15:04 > 0:15:07# The very best, yes, time to smarten up
0:15:07 > 0:15:10# I gotta smarten up, I could lose everything
0:15:10 > 0:15:12# If I'm not sharp enough
0:15:12 > 0:15:14# As if it ain't hard enough
0:15:14 > 0:15:16# This task is tough, gotta smarten up
0:15:16 > 0:15:19# I gotta smarten up
0:15:19 > 0:15:21# I could lose everything if I'm not sharp enough
0:15:21 > 0:15:24# As if it ain't hard enough
0:15:24 > 0:15:26# This task is tough, gotta smarten up
0:15:26 > 0:15:29# I just gotta get there, mate, cos if I don't
0:15:29 > 0:15:30# It could all go pear shaped
0:15:30 > 0:15:33# I can't act as if today doesn't matter
0:15:33 > 0:15:35# In ten years I could be a washed up rapper
0:15:35 > 0:15:38# No offence - just doesn't make sense
0:15:38 > 0:15:40# To miss an opportunity that's soon to be immense
0:15:40 > 0:15:42# But it starts with appearance
0:15:42 > 0:15:43# I can't look rough
0:15:43 > 0:15:45# Part one of the plan - smarten up! #
0:15:45 > 0:15:47CLATTERING
0:15:47 > 0:15:53- What's the ruckus?- Mum! Ah - just... desperate to get to school on time!
0:15:53 > 0:15:56Yeah. That's all. Love you.
0:16:21 > 0:16:23So, I shove this up Ding-Dong's exhaust.
0:16:23 > 0:16:26He starts his car. It inflates massive.
0:16:26 > 0:16:29Then, he thinks he's being chased by
0:16:29 > 0:16:32a big, yellow hand. Wham, bam, detention.
0:16:40 > 0:16:43- Or wham, bam, prison.- Pssst!
0:16:44 > 0:16:46Are all my friends completely nuts?
0:16:48 > 0:16:50Listen, that Superfine guy is back on.
0:16:50 > 0:16:53Today could be my only chance to meet him.
0:16:53 > 0:16:54I've gotta give him these tracks
0:16:54 > 0:16:57and sell myself like the Junior Apprentice. I need your help.
0:16:57 > 0:17:01Harbouring a fugitive? I'll get suspended too! My mum'll disown me.
0:17:01 > 0:17:03I'll have to school myself on the move, living in the wild,
0:17:03 > 0:17:05surviving on leaves and berries!
0:17:07 > 0:17:08We're in.
0:17:17 > 0:17:20- Quick!- Er, chop chop, boys, classes, please!
0:17:20 > 0:17:23Yes, miss, sorry, I was just...
0:17:23 > 0:17:25Maybe best to let the lads know...
0:17:25 > 0:17:29No usage for 20 to 25 minutes.
0:17:29 > 0:17:32All right, just keep it moving.
0:17:43 > 0:17:47- There ya go, see - "Weasels."- Where do they come up with this stuff?
0:17:47 > 0:17:49Get rid of it.
0:18:04 > 0:18:07"John, isn't it?
0:18:07 > 0:18:09"Hi, I'm Dex." No, too casual...
0:18:09 > 0:18:12- "Good afternoon, Sir Wintersun..."- Mr Harris!
0:18:12 > 0:18:15- Any sign of Wintersun?- I was just on my way to reception to check.
0:18:15 > 0:18:17Make sure there's no problems.
0:18:17 > 0:18:20Without him we've got nothing! Nothing...
0:18:20 > 0:18:24..except these unique professionals.
0:18:24 > 0:18:29Which reminds me, this one is your friend from the music business.
0:18:29 > 0:18:32Oh, wow. Pleasure. Thank you so much for coming down!
0:18:32 > 0:18:36It's a pleasure to meet you, the kids are all really looking
0:18:36 > 0:18:37forward to meeting you.
0:18:45 > 0:18:48'Scuse me, mate.
0:18:50 > 0:18:53Let me give you hand with that.
0:18:56 > 0:19:00I'm looking for the Careers Fair? I'm the cleaner.
0:19:00 > 0:19:03I'm manning one of the stalls at the Careers Fair.
0:19:03 > 0:19:05- End of the hall as you go in. - Cheers, mate.
0:19:10 > 0:19:11Good afternoon, I'm Mr Harris.
0:19:11 > 0:19:14Can I just say what an incredible honour it is to have a great
0:19:14 > 0:19:16leader like you at our school.
0:19:18 > 0:19:21O-o-o...kay.
0:19:29 > 0:19:33- Mum!- Hey, Josh! - Wh-What are you doing here?
0:19:33 > 0:19:36I'm doing the Nursing stall - I told you.
0:19:36 > 0:19:38I don't remember you telling me this.
0:19:38 > 0:19:41No, cos you were too busy thumping my laptop.
0:19:41 > 0:19:43Stress Ball? D'ya want one?
0:19:43 > 0:19:44Here's your stall...
0:19:44 > 0:19:48- As you can see, I...- Ah, I see what's happened here.
0:19:48 > 0:19:53Mr Harris, I think you've made a mistake...
0:19:53 > 0:19:55Follow me, you lot! Keep up!
0:19:58 > 0:20:02- How come you're being so helpful?- Um...
0:20:02 > 0:20:04Turned over a new leaf.
0:20:12 > 0:20:14Snake!
0:20:18 > 0:20:22Aaaaaaaaaaaagh!
0:20:22 > 0:20:24Sorry! Stubbed my toe.
0:20:27 > 0:20:31Road Safety Advisor. What the cheesecake is that?
0:20:31 > 0:20:34Wait - you're a Lollipop Lady? How does that even work, you Lolli-MAN?
0:20:34 > 0:20:36You're stealing jobs off ladies! AND lollipops!
0:20:36 > 0:20:38That's well sexist and lollipopist!
0:20:42 > 0:20:43OK, what do you know about business?
0:20:43 > 0:20:46If whoever did it hasn't flushed, it's up to me.
0:20:48 > 0:20:50OK, here's what we do.
0:20:50 > 0:20:52Anyone asks you anything, you just tell them,
0:20:52 > 0:20:56"In the current economic climate, it's difficult to say".
0:20:56 > 0:20:59You'll sound like you know exactly what you're talking about. OK?
0:20:59 > 0:21:02Sir Wintersun! What an honour! How are you?
0:21:02 > 0:21:06- In the current economic climate, it's difficult to say.- True.
0:21:06 > 0:21:10Very true. Mr Harris - a word.
0:21:11 > 0:21:13Sir?
0:21:13 > 0:21:17- I say we get him up in front of the Year group to make a speech.- Speech?
0:21:17 > 0:21:19No, no need, I'm sure the kids will flock to his stall.
0:21:19 > 0:21:24The man's being ignored. He NEEDS to speak! Make it so.
0:21:37 > 0:21:43- Can I help you, Josh?- Ah... Buddy duty! Just...
0:21:43 > 0:21:46came to help out my Year 7 buddy. How's it all going, Jamelia?
0:21:46 > 0:21:50I think you being here is a very positive influence on him,
0:21:50 > 0:21:55- considering.- Considering...?- Well, his behaviour. He's not here, is he?
0:21:55 > 0:21:59I know what you mean. Sometimes I don't know where his head's at.
0:21:59 > 0:22:04- I think today will be a steep learning curve for him.- Yeah, yeah.
0:22:04 > 0:22:07I think it will be. He's been looking forward to it all week.
0:22:08 > 0:22:12Errr... Do, you guys want to know what an amazing science teacher
0:22:12 > 0:22:18Mr Adamson is? It was a cold September morning,
0:22:18 > 0:22:21I was a fresh-faced Year 7, full of hopes and dreams...
0:22:23 > 0:22:26And fears. So!
0:22:26 > 0:22:29To conclude - always be punctual, behave
0:22:29 > 0:22:30and...teacher's always right!
0:22:30 > 0:22:33Thank you, Mr Adamson. THEY LAUGH
0:22:40 > 0:22:45- Josh!?- Ah.- You can't be in school! You're suspended!
0:22:45 > 0:22:48C'mon Dexter, you know this is massive for me!
0:22:48 > 0:22:51You know I need to meet that label guy face to face!
0:22:51 > 0:22:54Sorry, Josh, I can't go around hiding stuff from Bell!
0:22:54 > 0:22:57Yeah, like the fact that Mr Wintersun OBE is actually
0:22:57 > 0:23:00- Mr Bogroll, No-BE!- How did you...?
0:23:00 > 0:23:04- I just want to say hi to the guy, give him my songs, that's all.- No.
0:23:04 > 0:23:06I'm not getting into any more trouble.
0:23:06 > 0:23:09- Bell's on his way down - he wants the cleaner to make a speech!- Look.
0:23:09 > 0:23:12You let me see Mr Superfine and I'll make the cleaner's stall
0:23:12 > 0:23:14so popular there's no need for a speech.
0:23:14 > 0:23:20- OK, deal.- I'll sort it. Tell the label to meet me in my office.
0:23:20 > 0:23:24- Office?- The broom cupboard. With the mops? Down the hall.
0:23:31 > 0:23:34- Hey, Ash, how would you like a date with destiny?- Oh!
0:23:34 > 0:23:38- What's she look like? - I'm talking about suspension.
0:23:38 > 0:23:39Guaranteed this time.
0:23:43 > 0:23:47Free ice cream at Table Five! Get it while it's hot!
0:23:55 > 0:23:59- Hello? - Hi. My name's Josh Carter.
0:23:59 > 0:24:04- Thanks for meeting with me. - Nice office.- Yeah.
0:24:04 > 0:24:10Thing is, I'm an artist. Like no-one you've ever seen before.
0:24:10 > 0:24:13I'm a ready-made star.
0:24:13 > 0:24:17On this little device are three of the biggest songs you've ever heard!
0:24:17 > 0:24:20Plus, I've got a website up and running - videos,
0:24:20 > 0:24:24galleries already up and steamrollered with traffic!
0:24:24 > 0:24:28- You get in now, you reap the benefit in six months, trust me.- Get in now?
0:24:28 > 0:24:34- Where do I sign?- Look, erm... - Josh.- Josh.
0:24:36 > 0:24:39You've got a lot of guts - I like that.
0:24:39 > 0:24:42But music, it's just a job like any other, you gotta be patient
0:24:42 > 0:24:44and you've got to work hard.
0:24:44 > 0:24:49You know Raydog was making videos for six years before we signed him?
0:24:49 > 0:24:54- Whoa.- Yeah. Keep it up though, Josh. You've got a bright future.
0:24:54 > 0:24:58- Look, er... I gotta get back.- Thanks.
0:25:01 > 0:25:02Erm...
0:25:03 > 0:25:07Can I take that? I'd love to listen.
0:25:08 > 0:25:10Sure!
0:25:15 > 0:25:17Oi, thingy! Where's the flippin' ice cream?
0:25:17 > 0:25:21- In the current economic climate, it's difficult to say.- You what?
0:25:21 > 0:25:24- OK, look, everyone calm down.- I was made a promise and it wasn't kept.
0:25:24 > 0:25:27That gives me the right to kick him in the shins.
0:25:27 > 0:25:29- Don't know about that. - Maybe I'll start on you.
0:25:29 > 0:25:31You're right - he deserves it.
0:25:31 > 0:25:33They love him!
0:25:33 > 0:25:35Clear that rabble and get him up here!
0:25:35 > 0:25:37Sir, I'm sure he's told them everything that he knows...
0:25:37 > 0:25:39Let's give someone else a shot?
0:25:39 > 0:25:42What about the guy from the record label? He's contemporary.
0:25:42 > 0:25:44High profile. Finger on the pulse and all that.
0:25:47 > 0:25:48- Josh!- Ssh!
0:25:48 > 0:25:52Keep it down! It's... embarrassing.
0:25:52 > 0:25:55The guy from the label is doing a speech.
0:25:55 > 0:26:00- Yeah, I kinda heard it already.- Come on!- It's a better view from here!
0:26:00 > 0:26:01What? Through the window?
0:26:01 > 0:26:05Yeah, yeah, s'like watching it on the telly... It's wicked.
0:26:06 > 0:26:11..persistence, self-belief, and yeah, maybe a little luck.
0:26:11 > 0:26:13But always stay humble.
0:26:13 > 0:26:16I came here to inspire you guys today,
0:26:16 > 0:26:19but in a funny way I ended up being inspired by all of you.
0:26:19 > 0:26:23I mean, one lad actually tried to set up a business meeting
0:26:23 > 0:26:28with me, gave it his all! Now I don't want to embarrass him
0:26:28 > 0:26:31but how about a hand for Josh Carter!
0:26:31 > 0:26:34APPLAUSE
0:26:34 > 0:26:37- I thought he was suspended.- Carter?
0:26:40 > 0:26:42Mr Bell is hard, but not unreasonable.
0:26:42 > 0:26:44I'm sure once he understands our motives, he'll ease up.
0:26:44 > 0:26:47Well, I have to say, Josh, I'm surprised you trying to break
0:26:47 > 0:26:52INTO school, but hey, however hard the Head goes,
0:26:52 > 0:26:56I can promise you, that I'll double it when we get home!
0:27:00 > 0:27:02He said I'd never amount to anything.
0:27:02 > 0:27:09That I was destined for a life of nothingness. Future sofa dweller.
0:27:09 > 0:27:13Suspended me for a week! Come here, you!
0:27:17 > 0:27:19- BELL:- Next! - He means you.
0:27:19 > 0:27:21Oh, no, I think he means you.
0:27:21 > 0:27:25NE-E-EXT!!
0:27:25 > 0:27:27- # Can't live with 'em - And you can't kick 'em out
0:27:27 > 0:27:28# When they're up they rub it in your face
0:27:28 > 0:27:31- # Kick you when you're down - When no-one understands them
0:27:31 > 0:27:34- # You know what they're on about - Who's going to be around?
0:27:34 > 0:27:35# Got to find the common ground
0:27:35 > 0:27:38# If you know so much about me
0:27:38 > 0:27:39# Where do I go from here?
0:27:39 > 0:27:42- # If you see 'em every day - You can never get away
0:27:42 > 0:27:45# Only time that you're the boss, 4 o'clock. #
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