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0:00:06 > 0:00:09# Where do you go when you know nobody can understand you?

0:00:09 > 0:00:12# When it's just too much to handle?

0:00:12 > 0:00:15# What do you do when you end up somewhere you never planned to?

0:00:15 > 0:00:17# Washed out Stressed out like it was shampoo

0:00:17 > 0:00:20# You should stay It can change

0:00:20 > 0:00:23# There's good days and bad days

0:00:23 > 0:00:26# But one day down the line this time is sure to stop

0:00:26 > 0:00:28# So the only time is now - 4 O'Clock

0:00:28 > 0:00:30# 4 O'Clock, 4 O'Clock, 4 O'Clock. #

0:00:39 > 0:00:41Ooh, Chips!

0:00:41 > 0:00:42No pushing in!

0:00:42 > 0:00:43Oh, no. I wasn't pushing in.

0:00:43 > 0:00:46I was just saying happy birthday to my mate.

0:00:46 > 0:00:47- Y'all right, man?- Yeah.

0:00:49 > 0:00:51What are you doing?

0:00:52 > 0:00:55It's my mum. She's worried about my maths grades.

0:00:55 > 0:00:57She said if I don't pass this test tomorrow,

0:00:57 > 0:00:59she's going to stop my pocket money.

0:01:01 > 0:01:03Not going to work.

0:01:03 > 0:01:06Yeah. Welcome to being skint.

0:01:06 > 0:01:09Lads! Have a little faith, OK!

0:01:09 > 0:01:12I might even stop off at the library later.

0:01:12 > 0:01:15Oh, yeah? Cos you know where that is, do you?

0:01:15 > 0:01:19I'll have a portion of your finest chips, please.

0:01:19 > 0:01:21Come on - that's like one chip!

0:01:21 > 0:01:25New portion sizes. If you don't like it, tell the catering manager.

0:01:25 > 0:01:28Sweet - and, er, who may that be?

0:01:28 > 0:01:30Me.

0:01:32 > 0:01:37Happy birthday, love. I hope you get something nice.

0:01:38 > 0:01:39Thank you.

0:01:39 > 0:01:41It's my birthday too, you know!

0:01:41 > 0:01:42Date of birth?

0:01:42 > 0:01:45Really? You're going to test me on my birthday?

0:01:49 > 0:01:50Mmm! They look delicious.

0:01:55 > 0:01:57- Mash?- Chips!

0:01:57 > 0:01:59Sorry, love. He had the last of 'em.

0:01:59 > 0:02:02Josh Carter, give me my chips back, you stinking no-good chip-jacker!

0:02:02 > 0:02:05- Zoe-Marie, get off! - Guys - stop that now!

0:02:05 > 0:02:06Yeah! Or I'll fong you.

0:02:06 > 0:02:09Fine! You want them that much, have 'em!

0:02:12 > 0:02:16- It was her.- It was him.- It was them.

0:02:16 > 0:02:17Mr Bell! Let me help.

0:02:20 > 0:02:23At the last staff meeting, you told me that you had those,

0:02:23 > 0:02:26those...gangsters under control.

0:02:26 > 0:02:27We're making progress.

0:02:27 > 0:02:30These are difficult times, Mr Harris.

0:02:30 > 0:02:34Elmsmere simply cannot afford to support under-performing teachers.

0:02:34 > 0:02:36- I'll sort it.- You had better.

0:02:39 > 0:02:42# So it had better get sorted

0:02:42 > 0:02:45# No more of this "poor kids under-performing"

0:02:45 > 0:02:46# I'm sure it's not just me

0:02:46 > 0:02:50# Cos I've been trying to engage them all the time

0:02:50 > 0:02:53# But they just look me in the eye and then decide I'm not the guy

0:02:53 > 0:02:55# That's ever going to get through to them

0:02:55 > 0:02:57# What did I ever do to them?

0:02:57 > 0:02:59# Why am I raising hooligans?

0:02:59 > 0:03:02# I need to find a way to get their attention

0:03:02 > 0:03:05# Make them think of others How their behaviour affects them

0:03:05 > 0:03:09# Make sure that I bring some real change for them

0:03:09 > 0:03:12# A magic tactic - maybe I should brainstorm

0:03:12 > 0:03:16# I could chain them all together for a week

0:03:16 > 0:03:19# Teach them how to compromise and work as a team

0:03:19 > 0:03:23# Or they could learn to rely on others if they were blindfolded

0:03:23 > 0:03:26# Then perhaps a little gratitude They might show it

0:03:26 > 0:03:30# Or PC Rowe could arrest them for a short, sharp shock

0:03:30 > 0:03:33# They could taste the school of hard knocks

0:03:33 > 0:03:34# Huh!

0:03:37 > 0:03:40# What a dumb three plans Guess it must be

0:03:40 > 0:03:43# That my brain isn't really working cos I'm hungry

0:03:43 > 0:03:47# I can never think straight when the tummy's rumbling

0:03:47 > 0:03:50# Look at this mess - that's how far discipline's crumbling

0:03:50 > 0:03:52# Chips over here, over there... #

0:03:52 > 0:03:54Wait a second!

0:03:54 > 0:03:58I think I might've just stumbled across my secret weapon!

0:03:58 > 0:04:03What do you call a crocodile that's also a pirate?

0:04:03 > 0:04:05An aaarrr-ligator!

0:04:05 > 0:04:07Oh. My. Days.

0:04:07 > 0:04:09Am I awake? What is that on your hand?

0:04:09 > 0:04:15It's...Captain Crocodile. The scurviest reptile on the high seas.

0:04:15 > 0:04:18I'm practising for my Entertainment badge at Scouts.

0:04:18 > 0:04:20So - what do you think?

0:04:20 > 0:04:22I didn't like it.

0:04:22 > 0:04:23- Bit weird.- Well boring.

0:04:23 > 0:04:25I could see your mouth moving.

0:04:25 > 0:04:29Of course you could, little girl. I was telling you jokes.

0:04:31 > 0:04:33Well, it's ventriloquism. It's cool.

0:04:34 > 0:04:38I think you're mistaking the word cool for disturbing.

0:04:39 > 0:04:41Come on, Leesh.

0:04:41 > 0:04:43Disturbing...

0:04:43 > 0:04:47Look - Scouts isn't about being THE best - it's about doing YOUR best.

0:04:47 > 0:04:49And this is your best?

0:04:49 > 0:04:52Mate, do us all a favour and never show us your worst.

0:04:52 > 0:04:54I knew you wouldn't understand.

0:04:54 > 0:04:57What, cos we don't have a special friend made out of felt?

0:04:57 > 0:04:59No, cos you've never been to Scouts.

0:05:01 > 0:05:03Well, why don't we come tonight, then?

0:05:03 > 0:05:06- What?- You what?

0:05:06 > 0:05:07We can see how it all works.

0:05:10 > 0:05:13And if the other acts are as bad as that,

0:05:13 > 0:05:16it's going to be hilarious, mate.

0:05:16 > 0:05:19Yes, the library!

0:05:21 > 0:05:23Oh, and they said I'd never find it!

0:05:23 > 0:05:24Result!

0:05:27 > 0:05:29Ssh!

0:05:47 > 0:05:48Maths, eh?

0:05:57 > 0:05:58Good old maths.

0:05:59 > 0:06:01Mmm.

0:06:05 > 0:06:07There are people out there

0:06:07 > 0:06:11playing football when...they could be in here.

0:06:11 > 0:06:13You know. Doing maths.

0:06:18 > 0:06:19The big M.

0:06:20 > 0:06:22The science of numbers.

0:06:25 > 0:06:27So...how do you actually...?

0:06:27 > 0:06:30Do you not understand the meaning of the word "quiet"?

0:06:34 > 0:06:36- Er, Natalie - you forgot your... - Shush!

0:06:45 > 0:06:47Why we doing detention outside?

0:06:47 > 0:06:49He's finally cracked. He's going to make us dig our own graves.

0:06:49 > 0:06:53Ha-ha! Ah! I see you found the school allotment.

0:06:53 > 0:06:56More like a manky piece of mud covered in old crisp packets.

0:06:56 > 0:06:57Not for long.

0:06:57 > 0:07:01Mr Bell was very disappointed by your behaviour today and so was I.

0:07:01 > 0:07:03So? I was well disappointed I didn't get no chips - you don't see me

0:07:03 > 0:07:06waving around spades at people. What makes you so special?

0:07:06 > 0:07:09Wasting food is disrespectful to the people who bought it and

0:07:09 > 0:07:14prepared it, so I'll be teaching you a lesson about the value of food.

0:07:14 > 0:07:16By taking us to go and get a pizza? Thank you, Mr Harris.

0:07:16 > 0:07:21By getting you to grow your own potatoes. It'll be fun.

0:07:21 > 0:07:22They do this in prisons.

0:07:22 > 0:07:27So we have to get all Mr Bloom just cos Ding-Dong got oil on his blouse?

0:07:27 > 0:07:30If you can't hack the time, don't do the crime.

0:07:34 > 0:07:37So, um, how does this work?

0:07:37 > 0:07:42We, er, build a wigwam and then snog the photo of the Queen?

0:07:42 > 0:07:44This is a big night for me. If I get this badge,

0:07:44 > 0:07:47I'll have the most in the troop. So no messing about.

0:07:47 > 0:07:48Chillax! It's all good.

0:07:48 > 0:07:50These your friends, Owen?

0:07:50 > 0:07:51Maybe.

0:07:53 > 0:07:56Get a load of that spoddy hat. We SO got to pinch it.

0:07:57 > 0:07:59I wouldn't bother.

0:07:59 > 0:08:01I don't think the green would go with your eyes.

0:08:01 > 0:08:05- Nah, mate. I didn't... - Relax. Welcome to Scouts.

0:08:07 > 0:08:09My legs are well dizzy. This is like one of those

0:08:09 > 0:08:11intense-pain fat-burning sessions with Tanya

0:08:11 > 0:08:15down the rec, only I don't get no buns of steel, which is well unfair.

0:08:15 > 0:08:18OK! Detention is over.

0:08:19 > 0:08:23- I'll see you back here same time tomorrow.- Tomorrow?

0:08:23 > 0:08:26Just think - you could be tucking into a home-grown spud in just

0:08:26 > 0:08:27- four months.- Four months!

0:08:27 > 0:08:29Well, four and a half.

0:08:29 > 0:08:30I'm going to do my back in.

0:08:30 > 0:08:33I'll going to have to sleep on a chair, like my nan.

0:08:33 > 0:08:36I come in at night and she's sat there in the dark. It's well creepy.

0:08:36 > 0:08:39This is well outrageous. I'm telling my mum on you.

0:08:39 > 0:08:42Seriously, sir, I think you need to rethink this one.

0:08:42 > 0:08:47We're NOT giving up! I'll see you back here tomorrow.

0:08:47 > 0:08:50ETHEREAL MUSIC

0:08:50 > 0:08:53MUSIC FIZZLES OUT

0:08:53 > 0:08:55Found something?

0:08:55 > 0:08:56No - some more worm poo!

0:09:02 > 0:09:07A Scout is loyal, a Scout is friendly and considerate,

0:09:07 > 0:09:09a Scout belongs to a worldwide...

0:09:09 > 0:09:12A Scout is a proper gob-end, am I right?

0:09:12 > 0:09:13Yeah.

0:09:13 > 0:09:15A Scout makes good use of time

0:09:15 > 0:09:18and he's careful of possessions and property.

0:09:18 > 0:09:23A Scout has self-respect and respect for others.

0:09:23 > 0:09:27And also, we have some newcomers today.

0:09:27 > 0:09:30Say hi to Eli and Nero, everyone.

0:09:30 > 0:09:33Time now to try for your Entertainment badge.

0:09:33 > 0:09:36This is going to be better than the X Factor auditions.

0:09:36 > 0:09:38Hello.

0:09:38 > 0:09:41Eli, Nero - might be a bit boring watching.

0:09:41 > 0:09:42Why don't you join in?

0:09:51 > 0:09:52400 quid?

0:09:55 > 0:09:58Oh. My. Days.

0:09:58 > 0:10:01HIP-HOP MUSIC

0:10:03 > 0:10:06Oh, yeah! Woo! Wooo!

0:10:08 > 0:10:13Woo, go, Nero! Wooo!

0:10:16 > 0:10:19Woo, woo!

0:10:20 > 0:10:24Awesome, Nero! We'll get you back to teach us all some moves.

0:10:24 > 0:10:26Time now to hand out the badges.

0:10:26 > 0:10:31So we've got Benjamin, Fee, Zeke, and Ian,

0:10:31 > 0:10:34and the Scout in the group with the most badges - Owen.

0:10:34 > 0:10:35Woo! Come on, Owen!

0:10:35 > 0:10:38- Come on, get yourself up here, lad! - What a mung bean.

0:10:38 > 0:10:42And a special thanks to Owen for bringing his friends along today.

0:10:42 > 0:10:44You're welcome any time. And our regular meeting...

0:10:44 > 0:10:47- They're so...- Spoddy?- Nice.

0:10:47 > 0:10:50..and you can check it all out on our website.

0:11:13 > 0:11:16Ooo, arrr! Farmer Harris!

0:11:16 > 0:11:18You look done in, mate. How's spud club?

0:11:18 > 0:11:20Jury's out. But I have hopes.

0:11:20 > 0:11:24Trust me - the only thing those kids can grow is fungal foot rot.

0:11:26 > 0:11:30Wouldn't it be just easier to put a video on and do some marking?

0:11:30 > 0:11:35Maybe. But less fulfilling. And more likely to lose me my job.

0:11:35 > 0:11:39Mr Harris! Put a meeting in my diary to discuss revamping detention.

0:11:39 > 0:11:43No need. I've got them working outside, digging an allotment.

0:11:43 > 0:11:46Hard labour? Physical punishment?

0:11:46 > 0:11:48Hmm... I like it!

0:11:48 > 0:11:51Actually, it's more about teaching them to respect the value of...

0:11:51 > 0:11:54Not too shabby, Harris. Do let me know how you get on.

0:11:59 > 0:12:02# This treasure hunt ain't, ain't no way the writers say in books

0:12:02 > 0:12:05# And ain't as fun or easy as the movies make it look

0:12:05 > 0:12:07# That website said there might be hundreds buried here

0:12:07 > 0:12:10# So I just have to dig the same spot or very near

0:12:10 > 0:12:13# But I've been digging three hours with this grotty spade

0:12:13 > 0:12:15# And all I've found is three pens and a dolly's face.

0:12:15 > 0:12:18# Now I stink, my arms hurt I'm in pain, bruv

0:12:18 > 0:12:21# And I've just seen a worm in my trainer

0:12:21 > 0:12:23# Urgh But I've gotta keep going

0:12:23 > 0:12:26# If there's more gold here I don't want no-one knowing

0:12:26 > 0:12:29# Cos it's my gold, man I found it first

0:12:29 > 0:12:32# So ain't no other nitwit digging round my dirt, though

0:12:32 > 0:12:34# Cos that'd be just my luck

0:12:34 > 0:12:37# Some spud cashing in for their first dig dug

0:12:37 > 0:12:39# This is my gold, my gold Did I mention?

0:12:39 > 0:12:42# Gotta get it all before they get out of detention

0:12:42 > 0:12:45# No! I gotta keep hold of the gold

0:12:45 > 0:12:48# I gotta keep hold of the gold

0:12:48 > 0:12:50# If my body turns cold and all covered in mould

0:12:50 > 0:12:52# Don't care I gotta keep hold of the gold. #

0:12:57 > 0:12:59Oi, watch it, bog-breath.

0:12:59 > 0:13:00You know what, Isaac?

0:13:00 > 0:13:02You're right, I wasn't respecting you,

0:13:02 > 0:13:04or your personal space.

0:13:04 > 0:13:06What you saying?

0:13:06 > 0:13:07After you.

0:13:07 > 0:13:08Right. Oh, OK.

0:13:10 > 0:13:11Right.

0:13:16 > 0:13:18Scout laws three and seven.

0:13:18 > 0:13:21A Scout is friendly, a Scout is considerate.

0:13:21 > 0:13:23A Scout has respect for others.

0:13:23 > 0:13:28Who are you? What have you done with my friend?

0:13:32 > 0:13:34Get your mud feet away from me, Carter.

0:13:34 > 0:13:38I've already got enough earth dust in Mr Harris' prison sesh.

0:13:38 > 0:13:40Er, I fell over... Playing football.

0:13:40 > 0:13:42Since when did YOU play football?

0:13:42 > 0:13:47What? Hey, um, you ready to er, flunk your maths test, genius?

0:13:47 > 0:13:48Please.

0:13:48 > 0:13:51I'm going to pass this test so hard, my mum's going to give me a raise.

0:13:51 > 0:13:54Mate, the only thing your mum's going to raise is the roof,

0:13:54 > 0:13:56when she finds out you got a big fat F.

0:13:56 > 0:13:58Huh! We'll see. I've got...

0:13:58 > 0:14:00Shut up!

0:14:01 > 0:14:05OK! We've all got our books.

0:14:05 > 0:14:10Then we can start the test on page 76.

0:14:24 > 0:14:27Pens down. That's it.

0:14:27 > 0:14:28How'd it go?

0:14:28 > 0:14:30- Easy as one, two...- Three?

0:14:31 > 0:14:34Er, yeah, I knew that!

0:14:34 > 0:14:36Ash Newman?

0:14:36 > 0:14:40You finished your test early. And you got...

0:14:40 > 0:14:4297%.

0:14:42 > 0:14:46You're joking! My mum's never going to believe that!

0:14:46 > 0:14:48In a...in a good way.

0:14:48 > 0:14:51It's clear this class isn't stretching you enough.

0:14:51 > 0:14:53I'm going to recommend you be moved to the top set.

0:14:53 > 0:14:59You what? But... I mean, well, yeah, it's about time.

0:14:59 > 0:15:02Good. I'll get the wheels in motion.

0:15:02 > 0:15:04You won't last five seconds.

0:15:04 > 0:15:08You see, that's where you're wrong, my melon-headed friend.

0:15:08 > 0:15:09I got a book with all the answers.

0:15:12 > 0:15:14- Guess what! - My mum just phoned!

0:15:14 > 0:15:16Said she went totally fruit-bat on Harris

0:15:16 > 0:15:18- and the whole thing has been cancelled.- You're joking!

0:15:18 > 0:15:21No, cos someone could fall in the hole and die.

0:15:21 > 0:15:24Then they could sue the school, then it'd close and Ding-Dong

0:15:24 > 0:15:26and Harris would have to live in a bridge.

0:15:26 > 0:15:28Back to doing lines in a warm classroom.

0:15:28 > 0:15:29What about the allotments?

0:15:29 > 0:15:31My mum said she told him to cover it in concrete -

0:15:31 > 0:15:35- like build a bike shed or something you can't fall into.- Cool, right?

0:15:35 > 0:15:37Yeah. That's... That's really cool.

0:15:39 > 0:15:40Guys?

0:15:49 > 0:15:50It's solid gold.

0:15:58 > 0:15:59Sir...

0:15:59 > 0:16:01It's OK, I get the message.

0:16:01 > 0:16:03I don't need any more parents screaming at me.

0:16:03 > 0:16:05I'll tell Mr Bell the allotment scheme isn't going to work.

0:16:05 > 0:16:09- Well, don't.- Yeah, shut it. We want to do it now and you can't stop us -

0:16:09 > 0:16:11- that's against our human rights. - Your mum told me...

0:16:11 > 0:16:13I changed my mind, is that a crime? Anyway, I'll fix it.

0:16:13 > 0:16:15Josh showed us the error of our ways, sir.

0:16:15 > 0:16:17He showed us a whole new angle to digging.

0:16:17 > 0:16:21Yeah, man. You saw how full of beans I was this morning.

0:16:21 > 0:16:22Yeah.

0:16:22 > 0:16:25I was thinking that if the potatoes were successful,

0:16:25 > 0:16:28then maybe we can move on to more...challenging veg.

0:16:28 > 0:16:30Spinach, pumpkins...

0:16:30 > 0:16:32Oh, yeah, I'm well like for the pumpkins.

0:16:32 > 0:16:36They're like my favourite big, round, orange thing.

0:16:36 > 0:16:38Well... OK.

0:16:38 > 0:16:40Yes! Yes!

0:16:40 > 0:16:42Ah! What am I supposed to say to Mr Bell?

0:16:42 > 0:16:45- I've got an emergency appointment! - Oh, you'll think of something, sir.

0:16:45 > 0:16:48You're actually quite clever for a teacher.

0:16:48 > 0:16:49Come!

0:16:53 > 0:16:54What's the problem?

0:16:54 > 0:16:56Problem? I don't have a problem.

0:16:56 > 0:17:00Oh, really? Why, then, do I have an emergency meeting scheduled with you

0:17:00 > 0:17:03- to discuss...- The 4 O'clock Club? Well, actually...

0:17:03 > 0:17:07I just wanted to invite you to...see them in action.

0:17:07 > 0:17:11Ah! Let the victim see the attackers sweat their sentence?

0:17:12 > 0:17:15I would like that, Mr Harris. That's very thoughtful.

0:17:15 > 0:17:18As I said, it's more of a scheme to get them to think...

0:17:18 > 0:17:19However you need to dress it up,

0:17:19 > 0:17:22I think we both know what's going on here, Dexter.

0:17:22 > 0:17:26I'll be there tomorrow afternoon. Almond Finger?

0:17:33 > 0:17:36Oi - veg patch! Kids not buried you alive yet?

0:17:36 > 0:17:40You do know that sticks and stones WILL break your bones?

0:17:40 > 0:17:43So try not to let the kids near any sticks and stones.

0:17:43 > 0:17:45Actually, the allotment's going well.

0:17:45 > 0:17:48Few teething problems, but they've really taken to it.

0:17:48 > 0:17:50Yeah, right(!)

0:17:53 > 0:17:57Steady on, guys. We're digging for potatoes, not Australia.

0:17:57 > 0:18:00Well, you know we're just trying to make room for the dangly bits, sir.

0:18:00 > 0:18:02The roots?

0:18:02 > 0:18:05Yeah. Them's the rascals.

0:18:06 > 0:18:08Aw, what?

0:18:08 > 0:18:10Here, take mine whilst I fix this.

0:18:10 > 0:18:12Thanks, mate.

0:18:14 > 0:18:18Go on, Isaac! You're doing very well. Come on, guys. Keep digging.

0:18:18 > 0:18:20You're making really good progress here.

0:18:20 > 0:18:22Will you start doing some work instead of pretending to fix

0:18:22 > 0:18:27- that big diggy spoon thing? - What? With what, my bare hands?

0:18:32 > 0:18:34- What?- What's behind your back?

0:18:34 > 0:18:37- Nothing.- We've all seen it, so you might as well just hand it over,

0:18:37 > 0:18:40Mr Treasure-stealing-treasure-napper from Treasure Island.

0:18:40 > 0:18:41It ain't anything.

0:18:41 > 0:18:44Aha! We're rich!

0:18:44 > 0:18:49What? Well, this ain't Roman. Is it?

0:18:49 > 0:18:51I'm taking it back for my brother, OK?

0:18:51 > 0:18:54He likes Action Man things.

0:18:54 > 0:18:56# How'm I supposed to trust these mutts

0:18:56 > 0:18:59# 4 O'Clock Club regulars I must be nuts

0:18:59 > 0:19:00# They ain't in detention for nothing

0:19:00 > 0:19:03# We're talking 'bout professional levels of lying

0:19:03 > 0:19:04# Cheating and bluffing

0:19:04 > 0:19:07# So we're a treasure hunting team but if they're that cold

0:19:07 > 0:19:09# Then you know for certain they ain't going to share that gold

0:19:09 > 0:19:12# Gotta keep an eye on every one of them - just watch

0:19:12 > 0:19:15- # We should keep an eye on him. - I know. I don't trust Josh.

0:19:15 > 0:19:17# I mean, how we know he won't flipping take the treasure

0:19:17 > 0:19:18# And leg it?

0:19:18 > 0:19:20# That was our plan If he does that I'll never forget it

0:19:20 > 0:19:23# I kind of regret this How can we be sure

0:19:23 > 0:19:25# That Goldfinger's really going to split it with us all?

0:19:25 > 0:19:28# Yeah, what about you, though Mr Tricky Dicky?

0:19:28 > 0:19:31# Saying if you found it first you'd split it 50-50

0:19:31 > 0:19:33# Typical - I always knew you weren't a proper mate!

0:19:33 > 0:19:36# Hey! I just want my cash so I can go adopt an ape!

0:19:36 > 0:19:39# I need that money Want to buy these real nice jeans

0:19:39 > 0:19:42# And I want to get a poodle who looks just like me

0:19:42 > 0:19:44# But you can guarantee if it's left up to Carter

0:19:44 > 0:19:47# We can kiss all of our wishes goodbye for starters

0:19:47 > 0:19:50# Look at them all What are they all staring at?

0:19:50 > 0:19:53# Two can play at that game, mate I'm staring back

0:19:53 > 0:19:55# Might even raise an eyebrow for good measure

0:19:55 > 0:19:58# These lot are so selfish This is my treasure

0:19:58 > 0:20:01# I know they're butting in I know what this lot did

0:20:01 > 0:20:03# Any plans they got Quick, better stop it

0:20:03 > 0:20:06# I'm watching you I'm the pilot, I'm in the cockpit

0:20:06 > 0:20:07- # I'm watching you - I'm watching you

0:20:07 > 0:20:09- # I'm watching you - Watch it! #

0:20:14 > 0:20:19Quick bit of maths, then we'll get out there digging again, yeah?

0:20:19 > 0:20:23Maths. It's my new favourite subject.

0:20:23 > 0:20:27To think your mum really believed that you passed that test - did she?

0:20:27 > 0:20:28Big time.

0:20:28 > 0:20:31She's upping my pocket money and she says she's going to take me

0:20:31 > 0:20:33to Fountain Fun Park.

0:20:33 > 0:20:36I heard this kid there carked it there on the log flume.

0:20:36 > 0:20:39He was so mashed up that they had to bury him in his log.

0:20:41 > 0:20:45But if I'd known being smart was this fun, I'd have wised up

0:20:45 > 0:20:46years ago.

0:20:46 > 0:20:49And you're sure you want to come to Scouts again tonight?

0:20:49 > 0:20:51Bang up for it, why?

0:20:51 > 0:20:54It's just... Come on...

0:20:54 > 0:20:57It's not really for kids like you, is it?

0:20:57 > 0:21:00People change, Owen.

0:21:00 > 0:21:03Aw! You've been put in top-set maths?

0:21:03 > 0:21:07Right, class. Mr Barber is away today because of personal issues.

0:21:07 > 0:21:12Divorce. All right? So I'll be taking maths.

0:21:12 > 0:21:18And you've got a brand-new class member - Ashley...Newman?

0:21:18 > 0:21:22That's right, Ash is in the place. Believe.

0:21:22 > 0:21:24Shut it, Newman. You can work with Harlow.

0:21:24 > 0:21:28Sir? No, sir.

0:21:28 > 0:21:30Didn't realise I was a maths genius, eh, guys?

0:21:30 > 0:21:34- Pipe down!- You'd better not bring down my grade average.

0:21:34 > 0:21:39Happy to take this one on my own, little lady.

0:21:39 > 0:21:44You see, I think in equations. You know? Long division?

0:21:44 > 0:21:47Could do that stood on my head, in French.

0:21:47 > 0:21:48Huh!

0:21:48 > 0:21:51Demelza's dad is three times as old as Demelza.

0:21:51 > 0:21:55The sum of their age is 52. How old is Demelza?

0:21:55 > 0:21:57I can't believe we haven't found any of this Roman cash.

0:21:57 > 0:21:59I know. It's rubbish.

0:21:59 > 0:22:02Hey, what do you say the two of us go down there right now

0:22:02 > 0:22:06and any of the gold we find, the two of us will keep?

0:22:06 > 0:22:09- What if the others find out? - Who's telling them?

0:22:09 > 0:22:14Er, sir? Could us two just go to the bog?

0:22:14 > 0:22:16We really need it.

0:22:17 > 0:22:19Oh, my days.

0:22:19 > 0:22:20Traitors!

0:22:22 > 0:22:24Huh! Thank you, sir.

0:22:29 > 0:22:32So I tell you about the gold and this is how you repay me?

0:22:32 > 0:22:35Yeah, and what you doing here now, anyway, you little sneaks?

0:22:35 > 0:22:38We came to check that no-one else was stealing our gold.

0:22:38 > 0:22:42Rubbish. You were going to take the gold, just like us.

0:22:42 > 0:22:43What are you lot doing out here?

0:22:43 > 0:22:48Ah, sir. We're just really excited to um, plant these spuds.

0:22:48 > 0:22:50- Sir.- Yeah, we couldn't help it.

0:22:50 > 0:22:51Guys. It's ace you're so into it,

0:22:51 > 0:22:53but you really should be in lessons, OK?

0:22:53 > 0:22:56Now get back to where you should be. Let's go!

0:22:56 > 0:22:58Guess we'll just keep in detention.

0:22:58 > 0:23:00And if you find any gold, it's ours, chips-thief.

0:23:03 > 0:23:06We have to get those two out of detention.

0:23:06 > 0:23:08What you looking at, chip-thief?

0:23:11 > 0:23:12Good luck with that!

0:23:16 > 0:23:17Is there a problem?

0:23:17 > 0:23:22Well, sir, you asked us to do the equations on page 360

0:23:22 > 0:23:25but there isn't a page 360.

0:23:25 > 0:23:27You've got the wrong textbook.

0:23:27 > 0:23:30We've finished that one - we've moved onto the red. Here.

0:23:33 > 0:23:38Um, sir, is it all right if I use the old one?

0:23:38 > 0:23:41It's just, I'm a very gifted student, you know, and...

0:23:41 > 0:23:42I like to do my own thing.

0:23:42 > 0:23:46Yeah, here's an idea. Do the work or do detention.

0:23:53 > 0:23:55Hey, Natster...

0:23:55 > 0:23:58No! How about you do the work, in French.

0:23:58 > 0:24:00Standing on your head. On your own?

0:24:05 > 0:24:07Sir!

0:24:07 > 0:24:09What, wait... No, you don't know what you're doing.

0:24:09 > 0:24:11- Fountain Fun Park...- Sir!

0:24:13 > 0:24:15So we tell Ding-Dong that I stole them chips

0:24:15 > 0:24:17and the bust-up in the canteen was all my fault.

0:24:17 > 0:24:21That way, he'll have to take Zoe-Marie out of detention.

0:24:21 > 0:24:22What are you doing here?

0:24:22 > 0:24:26Ah, Carter. You're off detention for a week.

0:24:26 > 0:24:28Zoe-Marie confessed.

0:24:28 > 0:24:31- She what?- I owned up, innit? I told Bell what really happened.

0:24:31 > 0:24:33That I started that chip rumble earlier.

0:24:33 > 0:24:35- You totally...- Outplayed you?

0:24:35 > 0:24:37Don't cry too much, Carter.

0:24:37 > 0:24:43When I'm rich, I'll buy you a new triangle for your recording studio.

0:24:43 > 0:24:47SCREAMING AND SHOUTING

0:24:47 > 0:24:49You're all in detention?

0:24:49 > 0:24:50Deffo!

0:24:51 > 0:24:54Got busted for cheating at maths. Detention and a phone call home.

0:24:54 > 0:24:56People change, huh?

0:24:58 > 0:25:01He's not supposed to be in detention! Mr Bell said so.

0:25:01 > 0:25:03Josh Carter? Not in detention?

0:25:03 > 0:25:06Hmm. Didn't think my scheme would work quite this quickly.

0:25:06 > 0:25:08What have you done, Zoe-Marie?

0:25:08 > 0:25:11Tell everyone and their dog about the...gold?

0:25:11 > 0:25:14No! I didn't tell no-one about the gold, Josh Carter,

0:25:14 > 0:25:16so don't get all accusey, like.

0:25:16 > 0:25:20"Oh, silly Zoe-Marie, she can't go for two minutes without going

0:25:20 > 0:25:22"gold, gold, gold - oh, excuse me, haven't you heard?

0:25:22 > 0:25:25"We found a flaming Roman gold coin!" I ain't stupid, all right?

0:25:25 > 0:25:27What's this about a gold coin?

0:25:28 > 0:25:30Found this when we were digging the other day.

0:25:30 > 0:25:32My lucky coin!

0:25:32 > 0:25:35- What?- Wondered where you'd escaped to, cheeky.

0:25:35 > 0:25:37It must have slipped out my top pocket.

0:25:37 > 0:25:39Wait, so you're saying that was yours all along?

0:25:39 > 0:25:42Meaning that we're not going to all get rich?

0:25:42 > 0:25:47Oh. So you lot weren't excited about digging for the allotment?

0:25:47 > 0:25:50Sorry, sir. But veg is well boring. We were all about the gold.

0:25:50 > 0:25:53I knew they weren't doing their Scouty best!

0:25:53 > 0:25:57- They were lying and scheming! - Come back! You can't just walk off!

0:25:57 > 0:25:59Doesn't mean the laws don't make sense. Right, Owen?

0:25:59 > 0:26:02Dunno any more. Might not even go to Scouts tonight.

0:26:02 > 0:26:03What?

0:26:03 > 0:26:07Scouts was MY thing. You had YOUR thing, dancing and whatnot.

0:26:07 > 0:26:10This was mine. Now it's...

0:26:10 > 0:26:11I dunno.

0:26:11 > 0:26:14What is going on, Mr Harris?

0:26:14 > 0:26:17This isn't effective punishment in an outdoor environment -

0:26:17 > 0:26:21it's some sort of group ramble.

0:26:21 > 0:26:22And what is that?

0:26:22 > 0:26:24We'll fill it in.

0:26:24 > 0:26:27Yes. You will.

0:26:27 > 0:26:33And then we'll have a long discussion about your progress

0:26:33 > 0:26:35with this 4 O'clock Club.

0:26:41 > 0:26:46Fair play, Dex, that really is one lucky coin.

0:26:52 > 0:26:54You came! Knew you would.

0:26:54 > 0:26:56And you're...leaving?

0:26:56 > 0:26:57Yeah, I quit.

0:26:57 > 0:27:03- Why?- Because he finally realised that Scout law was a load of bog-wash.

0:27:03 > 0:27:05That is right. Sorry, mate.

0:27:05 > 0:27:09No bother. Some people are born Scouts.

0:27:09 > 0:27:12Some people have Scouthood thrust upon them.

0:27:12 > 0:27:15And others just can't hack it. Laters.

0:27:15 > 0:27:18Has anyone seen me hat?

0:27:18 > 0:27:22- Knew you'd come back to the dark side eventually.- I ain't.

0:27:22 > 0:27:25I realised the best way to be a good Scout was to let Owen

0:27:25 > 0:27:27have his own thing to himself.

0:27:27 > 0:27:31Scout law two and three - a Scout is loyal. And friendly.

0:27:31 > 0:27:34Oh. So you're still all Scouty?

0:27:34 > 0:27:37- In here, Eli.- Eli!- Where it matters.

0:27:37 > 0:27:38Right... So...

0:27:38 > 0:27:40how annoyed are you going to be

0:27:40 > 0:27:42when I tell you that I nicked spoddy Alex's hat?

0:27:42 > 0:27:45Eli! My hat! Eli! Come back with my hat!

0:27:45 > 0:27:48Look on the bright side - least it'll make you a good Scout

0:27:48 > 0:27:50and never come back. Now - peg it!

0:27:50 > 0:27:53My hat, Eli. Eli! Eli!

0:27:54 > 0:27:56- # Can't live with 'em - And you can't kick 'em out

0:27:56 > 0:27:58# When they're up they rub it in your face

0:27:58 > 0:27:59# Kick you when you're down

0:27:59 > 0:28:01- # But what no-one understands them - You know what they're on about

0:28:01 > 0:28:04- # Always gonna be around - Gotta find a common ground

0:28:04 > 0:28:07# If you know so much about me

0:28:07 > 0:28:09# Where do I go from here?

0:28:09 > 0:28:11- # If you see 'em every day - You can never get away

0:28:11 > 0:28:14- # Only time that you're the boss? 4 o'clock.- 4 o'clock. #