0:00:06 > 0:00:09# Where do you go when you know nobody can understand you?
0:00:09 > 0:00:12# When it's just too much to handle?
0:00:12 > 0:00:15# What do you do when you end up somewhere you never planned to?
0:00:15 > 0:00:17# Washed out, stressed out like it was shampoo
0:00:17 > 0:00:20# You should stay It can change
0:00:20 > 0:00:22# There's good days and bad days
0:00:22 > 0:00:26# But one day down the line this time is sure to stop
0:00:26 > 0:00:28# So the only time is now 4 O'clock
0:00:28 > 0:00:30# 4 O'clock, 4 O'clock, 4 O'clock. #
0:00:30 > 0:00:32They do say you got to start from the bottom.
0:00:32 > 0:00:34It SMELLS like someone's bottom, an' all.
0:00:34 > 0:00:38Hey! If it's good enough for the Brownies, it's good enough for Josh.
0:00:38 > 0:00:41Hey, guys! Whassup?
0:00:41 > 0:00:43Give me some skin.
0:00:43 > 0:00:44Yeah?
0:00:46 > 0:00:50OK... So I hear you guys want to hire the hall?
0:00:50 > 0:00:53Yeah, just a small gathering for a few friends.
0:00:53 > 0:00:55What? You said there'd be hundreds.
0:00:56 > 0:00:58I don't think I did.
0:00:58 > 0:01:00Yeah, you did, you said we needed somewhere cheap
0:01:00 > 0:01:02so it didn't matter if we trashed the place.
0:01:02 > 0:01:05- HE BELCHES - I'm sorry, Your Holiness.
0:01:05 > 0:01:08Guys, I'm afraid we only allow live music
0:01:08 > 0:01:10in REALLY exceptional circumstances.
0:01:10 > 0:01:14No, but these ARE exceptional circumstances. Yeah, I mean,
0:01:14 > 0:01:15we are actually, erm...
0:01:16 > 0:01:19..doing the gig to raise money for...
0:01:21 > 0:01:23..for a children's playground.
0:01:23 > 0:01:25Really?
0:01:25 > 0:01:26Yes!
0:01:26 > 0:01:29I mean, we all have places to hang about, like bus stops and that,
0:01:29 > 0:01:31but the younger kids, they have nothing.
0:01:35 > 0:01:37Why don't you little bros hang here
0:01:37 > 0:01:40while I print you off a booking form?
0:01:40 > 0:01:42- All right, Mr Vicar Man.- Yeah!- Yeah!
0:01:44 > 0:01:46You drill bit! Now we've got to build a playground!
0:01:46 > 0:01:48No, we won't. Will we?
0:01:48 > 0:01:50Course we won't, you spanner.
0:01:50 > 0:01:51- You can't just keep the money! - Relax, man!
0:01:51 > 0:01:55By the time we've paid for this place there'll only be, like, a fiver left.
0:01:55 > 0:01:58- So what's the point? - We get to do our first proper gig.
0:01:58 > 0:02:01No, YOU get to do the gig, and we just lug your stuff about.
0:02:01 > 0:02:05- All right, if you insist! - OK, bros, there you go.
0:02:05 > 0:02:08Now, I'll need this signed by the morning.
0:02:08 > 0:02:10I can sign it right now if you want.
0:02:10 > 0:02:14Oh, no, no, no, no. Parent or guardian only,
0:02:14 > 0:02:15dudes.
0:02:17 > 0:02:18Yeah, let's go.
0:02:21 > 0:02:23Oh, come on, Mum!
0:02:23 > 0:02:24No!
0:02:24 > 0:02:26I'm not footing the bill when you and your mates
0:02:26 > 0:02:28set light to a church hall.
0:02:28 > 0:02:31Anyway, you and I agreed you'd concentrate on schoolwork this year!
0:02:31 > 0:02:33I HAVE been doing!
0:02:33 > 0:02:35That's not what Mr Bell says.
0:02:37 > 0:02:41"Josh's behaviour continues to shock and awe..."
0:02:41 > 0:02:43You got to stop getting caught like this, cuz.
0:02:43 > 0:02:45But, Mum, it's for charity.
0:02:45 > 0:02:47What charity's that, then? "Help For Josh"?
0:02:47 > 0:02:52No, actually. It's for a children's playground.
0:02:52 > 0:02:54- Oh!- So you'll sign it, yeah?
0:02:54 > 0:02:56Maybe. If you can show some improvement at school.
0:02:56 > 0:02:59But I need it signed for tomorrow or I'll lose the booking!
0:02:59 > 0:03:02Fine! I'll sign it tomorrow night.
0:03:02 > 0:03:06If you can go a whole day without getting in detention.
0:03:08 > 0:03:11HE RAPS # How could it slip her attention That every single day
0:03:11 > 0:03:12# I only just miss a suspension?
0:03:12 > 0:03:15# An hour after school for me is a convention
0:03:15 > 0:03:18# Call me by my AKA - Mr Detention
0:03:18 > 0:03:20# No punishment where you don't see me
0:03:20 > 0:03:22# What's school without the 4-O-C-C?
0:03:22 > 0:03:25# Got my first det on my first day in the worst way
0:03:25 > 0:03:28# Spraying milk at the nursery nurse Hey!
0:03:28 > 0:03:29# I'm already a veteran, better than
0:03:29 > 0:03:33# Dennis the Menace 'n' Horrid Henry combined with a Gremlin
0:03:33 > 0:03:35# Anything your worst kid did I can double
0:03:35 > 0:03:38# So me staying outta trouble is too much trouble
0:03:38 > 0:03:43# But I really wanna do this gig So today, I can't be the foolish kid
0:03:43 > 0:03:45# It'd be too sick Rockin' to my music
0:03:45 > 0:03:48# Maybe I can do it if I put my mind to it
0:03:48 > 0:03:51# Tuck my shirt in Get some afro sheen
0:03:51 > 0:03:53# Pull my socks up Keep my nose clean
0:03:53 > 0:03:55# So nobody will guess that it's an invention
0:03:55 > 0:03:58# Prefect in disguise, Mr Detention
0:03:58 > 0:04:01# Mr Detention, Mr Detention
0:04:01 > 0:04:03# Mr Detention never missed a detention!
0:04:03 > 0:04:05# Mr Detention, Mr Detention
0:04:05 > 0:04:08# Mr Detention never missed a detention!
0:04:08 > 0:04:10# Until now. #
0:04:10 > 0:04:12CHILDREN CHAT
0:04:18 > 0:04:22Yo, Josh. Mate, you know about this gig of yours?
0:04:22 > 0:04:24I was thinking, you're gonna need a support act...
0:04:24 > 0:04:26What, you, yeah? Nice one!
0:04:26 > 0:04:29Bruv, come on. I got rhymes!
0:04:29 > 0:04:31- I can help backstage - anything. - Anything, yeah?- Yeah!
0:04:31 > 0:04:33Hmm. Give us your Swiss roll.
0:04:40 > 0:04:42So I'm guessing I am on, then?
0:04:43 > 0:04:46Nah. It takes more than a cakey snack to get round me, fam.
0:04:50 > 0:04:52BELL RINGS
0:04:56 > 0:04:58Emma...
0:04:59 > 0:05:02Oh, thanks, Dex! You're a lifesaver.
0:05:02 > 0:05:05I was, er, wondering if there was any chance you could do that thing
0:05:05 > 0:05:08I asked...quite a while ago now?
0:05:08 > 0:05:10- Sort out the instruments?- Yeah!
0:05:14 > 0:05:16Yeah, sorry. Been a bit busy...
0:05:16 > 0:05:18teaching.
0:05:18 > 0:05:20Maybe you could find the time today?
0:05:20 > 0:05:23In one of your five free periods?
0:05:23 > 0:05:25I will give that some serious consideration.
0:05:37 > 0:05:39Flyers! Awesome!
0:05:39 > 0:05:41A bit old-school, but nice.
0:05:44 > 0:05:46What's this? You're doin' a jig? Why?
0:05:46 > 0:05:48A GIG to raise money for a new playground? Wow!
0:05:48 > 0:05:51Yeah. I thought, you know, it's just good to give back to the kids.
0:05:51 > 0:05:54You SHOULD give back. You shouldn't have taken it in the first place!
0:05:54 > 0:05:57You know, you're pretty sweet when no-one's looking, Josh Carter.
0:05:57 > 0:05:58Get away from my face, Agness.
0:05:58 > 0:06:02Hold on, ladies... I'm helping too!
0:06:02 > 0:06:03Ugh, YUCK.
0:06:04 > 0:06:08Excuse me. When I am lugging them amps with these guns,
0:06:08 > 0:06:09they'll be queuing up.
0:06:09 > 0:06:12Yeah, at the sick bowl. Whose is this?
0:06:12 > 0:06:14- Yours!- Oh. Ta.- Oh, wait.
0:06:14 > 0:06:17Ash, you plunger! This is my clean shirt!
0:06:17 > 0:06:19- Ding-Dong! - Newman, Rodgers - detention.
0:06:19 > 0:06:22- What have we done? - Carter? Where are you off to?
0:06:24 > 0:06:28To...tell the caretaker that there's been a spillage, sir.
0:06:28 > 0:06:31Right... Well, get a move on, then.
0:06:43 > 0:06:46Oh, get over it, Harris. It's just the smell of a man.
0:06:50 > 0:06:53- Right, then!- Right, then. Oh, sorry.
0:06:53 > 0:06:55No, it's fine, carry on.
0:06:56 > 0:06:59Today we appoint our first ever school prefects!
0:06:59 > 0:07:00It's a bit of an experiment.
0:07:00 > 0:07:04Which we are confident will transform the school.
0:07:04 > 0:07:06I'm pleased to say that Tony,
0:07:06 > 0:07:08that's the Chairman of the Governors to you,
0:07:08 > 0:07:11has agreed to help with the presentation.
0:07:11 > 0:07:12Any questions?
0:07:15 > 0:07:17Who are the prefects going to be?
0:07:17 > 0:07:19Aha!
0:07:19 > 0:07:21Obviously we've been discussing various names.
0:07:21 > 0:07:23Which I have on a list right here.
0:07:23 > 0:07:25- Oh.- A decision had to be made.
0:07:25 > 0:07:29- It's fine, I'm sure you know what you're doing.- Indeed I do.
0:07:33 > 0:07:35Check it out! I'll see you there, yeah?
0:07:35 > 0:07:36Ash?
0:07:36 > 0:07:38Ladies!
0:07:38 > 0:07:40Get over yourself, Newman.
0:07:42 > 0:07:46- It's interesting. - Yeah. Should get a few people going.
0:07:46 > 0:07:47Yeah. On the wrong day.
0:07:50 > 0:07:54Isaac, you've put the wrong date on them! You plank!
0:07:54 > 0:07:56Bruv, you're sure you don't need my help?
0:07:58 > 0:08:01Ten minutes! Ten minutes!
0:08:05 > 0:08:07Where's the scroll of honour?
0:08:12 > 0:08:14- You have to put their names on it! - Oh, right.
0:08:17 > 0:08:19Higher...
0:08:20 > 0:08:21Higher...
0:08:21 > 0:08:23No, lower.
0:08:23 > 0:08:25Bit lower. No. No.
0:08:25 > 0:08:28- MUCH higher.- Hello! Anyone to add to the detention list?
0:08:28 > 0:08:30Tony!
0:08:31 > 0:08:33Tony! Tony!
0:08:33 > 0:08:35- I'll put it on your desk?- Yes, yes.
0:08:35 > 0:08:38- Uh, Mr Bell?- What is it now?! - If you want names on this scroll,
0:08:38 > 0:08:40you'll have to tell me what they are.
0:08:40 > 0:08:41They are on a list on my desk.
0:08:52 > 0:08:54Nero Johnson?
0:08:54 > 0:08:56Yeah, first on the list.
0:08:56 > 0:08:58Wow!
0:09:20 > 0:09:24(Pssst! Excuse me, I think you've dropped something.)
0:09:25 > 0:09:29- HE BLOWS RASPBERRY - That wasn't me! It WASN'T me!
0:09:29 > 0:09:31Quiet, girl!
0:09:36 > 0:09:37In the Bible...
0:09:39 > 0:09:42..Jesus had 12 disciples.
0:09:43 > 0:09:46In the film 12 Angry Men,
0:09:46 > 0:09:49there were 12 angry men.
0:09:49 > 0:09:54And here at Elmsmere, we're going to have seven or eight prefects.
0:09:54 > 0:09:57We couldn't actually get 12.
0:09:57 > 0:10:00But anyway, these are the names of the prefects.
0:10:08 > 0:10:10Nero Johnson.
0:10:10 > 0:10:11Woo-hoo!
0:10:11 > 0:10:13APPLAUSE
0:10:13 > 0:10:15They've chosen you?!
0:10:15 > 0:10:17Eli Grant.
0:10:17 > 0:10:18Yes!
0:10:19 > 0:10:22- Agness Addo.- Yay!
0:10:22 > 0:10:27I'm sorry, there seems to be some kind of error on Mr Bell's part.
0:10:27 > 0:10:28Really?
0:10:28 > 0:10:30No.
0:10:30 > 0:10:32These are the prefects you've chosen?
0:10:32 > 0:10:35- Oh, yes.- In that case, carry on.
0:10:35 > 0:10:36Eleesha Rahad...
0:10:39 > 0:10:41Fleur Murphy...
0:10:43 > 0:10:45Isaac Rodgers...
0:10:46 > 0:10:49- WE'RE going to be prefects! - My mum is so signing that form!
0:10:49 > 0:10:51Ash Newman...
0:10:51 > 0:10:53See you up there.
0:10:53 > 0:10:55And finally...
0:10:56 > 0:10:58Zoe-Marie Ingham.
0:11:01 > 0:11:02What?
0:11:09 > 0:11:11I'd like to thank my friends and family,
0:11:11 > 0:11:13apart from Small Edward who lives next door
0:11:13 > 0:11:17- cos he said I'd never amount to nothing...- Yes, thank you, Zoe-Marie.
0:11:20 > 0:11:22APPLAUSE
0:11:25 > 0:11:28It's true that there have been some disciplinary issues.
0:11:28 > 0:11:31Kicking a raw chicken around the canteen.
0:11:31 > 0:11:34But that's exactly why I wanted to make these kids my prefects.
0:11:34 > 0:11:35It is?
0:11:35 > 0:11:37I wanted to give them a challenge, Tony.
0:11:37 > 0:11:40And more than that, I wanted to give them hope.
0:11:40 > 0:11:45I wanted to let them to know that, unlike some...
0:11:47 > 0:11:50..I haven't given up on them.
0:11:50 > 0:11:51Sorry. Excuse me.
0:11:51 > 0:11:53Excuse me.
0:11:55 > 0:11:57Sorry.
0:11:57 > 0:11:58And this list I found on your desk,
0:11:58 > 0:12:01that's nothing to do with the prefects, then?
0:12:01 > 0:12:04Absolutely not, no.
0:12:05 > 0:12:08Excuse me, Tony. Mrs O'Brien.
0:12:16 > 0:12:19- Harris!- Mr Bell! Hey, great choice of prefects!
0:12:19 > 0:12:21Are you trying to be funny?
0:12:21 > 0:12:23No? At first I thought it was all a mistake
0:12:23 > 0:12:25but I heard what you were saying...
0:12:25 > 0:12:28- Of COURSE it was a mistake! And it's all your fault, too!- Mine?!
0:12:28 > 0:12:32Your detention list got mixed up with the prefect list!
0:12:32 > 0:12:34Oh...
0:12:34 > 0:12:36You are going to make sure those degenerates
0:12:36 > 0:12:39behave like prefects are supposed to.
0:12:39 > 0:12:45If they mess up, someone is going to be in big trouble!
0:12:45 > 0:12:47When you say someone...
0:12:47 > 0:12:49You!
0:12:54 > 0:12:56I like the badges, but when do we get our handcuffs?
0:12:56 > 0:12:59Don't be silly. They won't give us handcuffs.
0:12:59 > 0:13:02The most we're going to get is a Taser.
0:13:02 > 0:13:03OK - no-one is getting a Taser.
0:13:03 > 0:13:05ALL: What?!
0:13:05 > 0:13:08Keep walking.
0:13:08 > 0:13:11- Like a chicken. - I'm not walking like a chicken.
0:13:11 > 0:13:13You have to. We're prefects.
0:13:13 > 0:13:16And you can't make people walk like chickens.
0:13:16 > 0:13:18Well, what's the point, then?
0:13:18 > 0:13:20The honour! And you get a few little jobs to do.
0:13:20 > 0:13:22- Jobs?- Just a few little things at break-time,
0:13:22 > 0:13:25like supervising homework club.
0:13:25 > 0:13:27THEY GROAN Litter patrol, checking the loos...
0:13:27 > 0:13:29- I ain't checking no loo jobs! - Stop people pushing
0:13:29 > 0:13:32- in the tuck-shop queue.- Yeah, but we're the ones pushing in,
0:13:32 > 0:13:35- so how's that going to work? Duh! - Do you know what? I'm out of here.
0:13:35 > 0:13:37- Yes!- Me too! - I bet this isn't even real gold!
0:13:37 > 0:13:41Listen! Just hold on. Look, I was a prefect once.
0:13:41 > 0:13:44It's tough, but you get a lot out of it.
0:13:44 > 0:13:48- Like? - We got free pencils, a special tie,
0:13:48 > 0:13:51a common room with a pool table and a radio.
0:13:51 > 0:13:52What room?
0:13:55 > 0:13:56# Is it one of those smart rooms
0:13:56 > 0:14:00# Full of widescreen TVs playing cartoons?
0:14:00 > 0:14:02# And would it have, like, solid chocolate seating?
0:14:02 > 0:14:05# So even while you're sitting on the chairs you can eat 'em
0:14:05 > 0:14:07# Bet a few ladies would come if I let them
0:14:07 > 0:14:10# Check my extensive monkey collection
0:14:10 > 0:14:12# The most fun you can have with a lad
0:14:12 > 0:14:15# Forget "bachelor" this could be my Ash-elor pad!
0:14:15 > 0:14:17# Dark, damp, dirt Leave all that behind
0:14:17 > 0:14:21# Better than every room in my flat combined!
0:14:21 > 0:14:23# Proper, proper posh Seeing is believing
0:14:23 > 0:14:25# Telly in the fireplace Mirrors on the ceiling
0:14:25 > 0:14:28# Big paintings of me on the wall
0:14:28 > 0:14:30# Some butler called Jeeves in the hall
0:14:30 > 0:14:33# Gold-plated toilet Jewels on the sink
0:14:33 > 0:14:35# And only the very, very finest orange drink
0:14:35 > 0:14:38# Picture-perfect palace for a pretty perfect princess
0:14:38 > 0:14:41# Or a queen like me, strictly VIP
0:14:41 > 0:14:43# Basically that's me, my Auntie Jean, my stylist, Pierre
0:14:43 > 0:14:46# And his Chihuahua Dennis Pierre also does his hair
0:14:46 > 0:14:47# There's teddy bears everywhere
0:14:47 > 0:14:49# Precious jewels are on the staircase
0:14:49 > 0:14:51# All the things these stupid kids would never have at their place
0:14:51 > 0:14:54# Marshmallow pillows, so sick And you know the best bit?
0:14:54 > 0:14:57# Stinky flippin' Shelby Turner She ain't on the guest list!
0:14:57 > 0:14:59# You can have anything under the sun and moon
0:14:59 > 0:15:02# Do what you wanna do In our very uncommon room
0:15:02 > 0:15:05# In our very uncommon room
0:15:05 > 0:15:07# In our very uncommon room
0:15:07 > 0:15:10# You can have anything under the sun and moon
0:15:10 > 0:15:12# Do what you wanna do In our very uncommon room
0:15:12 > 0:15:15# In our very uncommon room
0:15:16 > 0:15:18# In our very uncommon room. #
0:15:20 > 0:15:23Hey, Auntie. I think the school nurse wants to see you.
0:15:23 > 0:15:25- Something about Nero's head and some railings...- What?! Oh!
0:15:39 > 0:15:40Gotcha!
0:15:41 > 0:15:43What you doing, you mitten?
0:15:43 > 0:15:45Just copying some flyers.
0:15:45 > 0:15:47Yeah, with no-one out there guarding the door.
0:15:47 > 0:15:49Where's Dipsy and La-La?
0:15:49 > 0:15:53- Anyway, Josh, I did say, if you need any...- And I said I didn't.
0:15:54 > 0:15:56I could hand these out.
0:15:56 > 0:15:59No! This is my gig! Gimme those, man.
0:15:59 > 0:16:01- It's no biggy, man. - Nero! Nero, give me the flyers.
0:16:01 > 0:16:04- Let go!- Let me help!
0:16:04 > 0:16:08You had better have a very good explanation.
0:16:08 > 0:16:10I think it's pretty clear what's happened.
0:16:10 > 0:16:13Carter thought he'd use the school's photocopying budget
0:16:13 > 0:16:15to advertise his own private "gig".
0:16:15 > 0:16:19But luckily one of my trusty prefects caught him red-handed.
0:16:19 > 0:16:20I actually...
0:16:20 > 0:16:22You are a credit to the school!
0:16:22 > 0:16:24As for you, Carter...
0:16:24 > 0:16:26Detention.
0:16:28 > 0:16:30All right, you horrible lot, settle down.
0:16:32 > 0:16:36Ah. Of course, the lists.
0:16:36 > 0:16:39Well...welcome to detention.
0:16:41 > 0:16:43- DOOR OPENS - Josh..?
0:16:43 > 0:16:45I'm home!
0:16:51 > 0:16:53Your Aunt Bebe has brought home some cakes
0:16:53 > 0:16:56- to celebrate Nero becoming a prefect.- Hmm, nice one.
0:16:58 > 0:17:02And she also brought home another letter from Mr Bell...
0:17:03 > 0:17:05And a bill for photocopying!
0:17:05 > 0:17:09£11 for some flyers?! No, I'm phoning Watchdog.
0:17:09 > 0:17:12Just one day, Joshua, that's all I asked!
0:17:12 > 0:17:14Mum...I needed them for the gig!
0:17:14 > 0:17:16Well, that's definitely not happening.
0:17:16 > 0:17:17But it's for the playground.
0:17:17 > 0:17:20No, Joshua, you had your chance.
0:17:22 > 0:17:25Can I at least trust you to give a cheque to Mr Bell?
0:17:27 > 0:17:29With an apology!
0:17:59 > 0:18:01- Cuz, about this gig.- It's cool.
0:18:01 > 0:18:04No, but it was my fault you got det, so...
0:18:04 > 0:18:06Relax, man. I sorted it. Forget it.
0:18:08 > 0:18:12All right, Joshi, you win!
0:18:12 > 0:18:13Nero showed me.
0:18:13 > 0:18:16- Showed you...? - All this research you've done
0:18:16 > 0:18:19on the importance of children's playgrounds.
0:18:19 > 0:18:22So, I've changed my mind. I will sign your form.
0:18:22 > 0:18:24- Which is great!- So where is it?
0:18:24 > 0:18:28- No rush.- I thought you needed me to sign it or you'd lose your booking?
0:18:28 > 0:18:31Yeah, think we already have. Gutted.
0:18:31 > 0:18:34- Well, I'll talk to the vicar, see if it's still available.- No!
0:18:35 > 0:18:37No.
0:18:38 > 0:18:40You've already signed it, haven't you?
0:18:40 > 0:18:41Right.
0:18:41 > 0:18:45Well, now I AM phoning the vicar, to tell him your gig is off!
0:18:49 > 0:18:51Thanks a lot. Yeah?
0:18:54 > 0:18:56- There he is! Josh! Josh! - Thank you, Josh.
0:18:56 > 0:18:59Thank you for our playground!
0:18:59 > 0:19:01Yeah, the thing is, Agness...
0:19:01 > 0:19:03Thank you.
0:19:03 > 0:19:05Yeah, sure, no problem.
0:19:07 > 0:19:08Wow...
0:19:08 > 0:19:09There's a poem on the other side.
0:19:13 > 0:19:15OK, um...
0:19:15 > 0:19:17The gig is actually off.
0:19:17 > 0:19:19What about the playground?
0:19:19 > 0:19:23I kinda only said that so the vicar would let us use his hall.
0:19:25 > 0:19:27Right. So you never really cared at all?
0:19:29 > 0:19:31I shoulda known. Thanks a lot, Josh.
0:19:55 > 0:19:57# I've really done it this time
0:19:57 > 0:20:00# I wish I could start over Press rewind
0:20:00 > 0:20:01# I'm like an evil Pied Piper
0:20:01 > 0:20:05# Cos I'm misleading all these innocent kids that I lied to
0:20:05 > 0:20:08# I promised a playground All they got's a waste ground
0:20:08 > 0:20:11# Designs on their bedroom walls They'll have to take down
0:20:11 > 0:20:14# It could've been great round here Now they're down and out
0:20:14 > 0:20:16# Should've been the one to turn their lives like a roundabout
0:20:16 > 0:20:19# Focused on myself trying to build my gold slide to fame
0:20:19 > 0:20:22# Should've had 'em reaching for the stars on a climbing frame
0:20:22 > 0:20:25# This is why I'm a liar Promised 'em proper things
0:20:25 > 0:20:28# Tried to push em higher and higher like they were on the swings
0:20:28 > 0:20:30# Now what am I gonna bring? Pain and resentment
0:20:30 > 0:20:33# I deserve more than a day of detention
0:20:33 > 0:20:37# Unless I can turn this around and I must
0:20:37 > 0:20:39# There's only one way to win back their trust
0:20:39 > 0:20:41# Just seeing their faces upset
0:20:41 > 0:20:44# I know there's no way I'm giving up yet
0:20:44 > 0:20:47# The gig could go ahead The church, we can't use it
0:20:47 > 0:20:50# So all I need is just another place to do this!
0:20:50 > 0:20:53# I can't be the bad guy who's got big lies
0:20:53 > 0:20:55# OK, I can normally but not this time
0:20:55 > 0:20:58# Let me be the bad guy who knew he was wrong
0:20:58 > 0:21:01# And start to put it right from the end of this song
0:21:01 > 0:21:04# I can't be the bad guy who's got big lies
0:21:04 > 0:21:07# OK, I can normally but not this time
0:21:07 > 0:21:09# Let me be the bad guy who knew he was wrong
0:21:09 > 0:21:12# And start to put it right from the end of this song
0:21:12 > 0:21:13# Like now. #
0:21:15 > 0:21:17Emma, tidy those shelves...
0:21:18 > 0:21:19..please.
0:21:23 > 0:21:25Emma, tidy those shelves!
0:21:30 > 0:21:31Emma, tidy those...
0:21:33 > 0:21:35Ah. Good.
0:21:35 > 0:21:37You've done it.
0:21:37 > 0:21:40- Nice work!- I'll go and clean your car now. It's the black one, yeah?
0:21:40 > 0:21:41Emma!
0:21:41 > 0:21:44Isaac! You don't need to wash my car.
0:21:44 > 0:21:46You said I did, Miss.
0:21:46 > 0:21:47- Did I?- I don't mind, Miss.
0:21:47 > 0:21:50I'll clean it with me teeth if it means getting a common room.
0:21:50 > 0:21:52Isaac, someone's winding you up!
0:21:52 > 0:21:55What comedian told you you were going to get a common room?
0:21:55 > 0:21:57I still need to run it by Mr Bell.
0:21:57 > 0:22:00- You ain't asked him yet?! - It'll be fine.
0:22:00 > 0:22:02Just carry on as you are, and I will sort out the room.
0:22:02 > 0:22:04I promise.
0:22:08 > 0:22:11Absolutely not. Why should those thugs get a room,
0:22:11 > 0:22:13when all I have is a converted toilet?
0:22:13 > 0:22:16It was the only way I can get them to co-operate! And it's working.
0:22:18 > 0:22:21You're saying my choice of prefects has worked?
0:22:21 > 0:22:23Well, it will, if we give them a room.
0:22:25 > 0:22:27Fine, but that's it.
0:22:27 > 0:22:29If they want a pool table, they'll have to build their own
0:22:29 > 0:22:31out of old bits of wood or something.
0:22:32 > 0:22:35Although, where am I going to find a room that's free?
0:22:38 > 0:22:39Ah! Of course.
0:22:39 > 0:22:44It might not seem like much, but it's all yours.
0:22:44 > 0:22:47THEY SIGH
0:22:47 > 0:22:49This place?
0:22:49 > 0:22:52Sir...do you realise how much work Isaac's done?
0:22:53 > 0:22:55He tidied a cupboard!
0:22:55 > 0:22:57Yeah, and Mr Bell is extremely grateful.
0:22:57 > 0:23:00I don't give a cuss about Ding-Dong. Where's the pool table?
0:23:00 > 0:23:03- Where's the radio? - Yeah. This stinks.
0:23:03 > 0:23:07Wait! If we all pull together, we can really make something of this place.
0:23:07 > 0:23:09I'd like to make something of your face.
0:23:09 > 0:23:11I would've thought you'd have known better, Sir.
0:23:11 > 0:23:14Looks like I'm the only one left.
0:23:14 > 0:23:18So technically that is going to be MY key, then.
0:23:25 > 0:23:27Hello?
0:23:27 > 0:23:29Yes. Hi, I was just wondering,
0:23:29 > 0:23:34would it be possible for me to hire the community centre tonight?
0:23:34 > 0:23:36Great, yes, the name's Josh Carter.
0:23:38 > 0:23:42Ah, no, that must have been another Josh Carter who lied to the vicar...
0:23:42 > 0:23:44Hello?
0:23:50 > 0:23:51What?
0:23:56 > 0:23:58All right? Where're are you lot off to?
0:23:58 > 0:24:01To tell Bell where he can shove his badges.
0:24:01 > 0:24:04- Yeah.- And he can have his rat-infested hole back
0:24:04 > 0:24:05cos we ain't interested.
0:24:05 > 0:24:08No, you can't do that. That's where I'm going to have my gig.
0:24:08 > 0:24:11- THAT dump?- Yeah, you're going to help us clear it up, ain't ya?
0:24:11 > 0:24:13Er...no? Yeah, exactly. Why should we?
0:24:13 > 0:24:16Because all the money from the gig goes to the playground.
0:24:16 > 0:24:18- What, all £5 of it? - More like a couple of hundred.
0:24:18 > 0:24:21This way, we won't have to pay for the room that we're using.
0:24:21 > 0:24:23Whatever we make goes straight to the roundabouts.
0:24:23 > 0:24:25And even if we only make a tenner, at least we tried.
0:24:27 > 0:24:29Another successful day.
0:24:30 > 0:24:33I can't wait to tell Tony how well our prefects are doing...
0:24:33 > 0:24:35when I see him this evening...
0:24:35 > 0:24:36over dinner.
0:24:36 > 0:24:39Oh, so you're invited too!
0:24:51 > 0:24:53Right, doors are open!
0:24:53 > 0:24:58Have some manners, please. Ladies first!
0:25:00 > 0:25:04J Carter's gig, this way, everyone.
0:25:06 > 0:25:09LOUD MUSIC PLAYS
0:25:18 > 0:25:19Good luck, man.
0:25:19 > 0:25:22- Knock 'em dead, cuz.- Who, me...?
0:25:22 > 0:25:24Ladies and gentlemen,
0:25:24 > 0:25:29shall we all make some noise for my little cousin MC Nero!
0:25:36 > 0:25:38You really helped me out, man. Payback time.
0:25:45 > 0:25:47MUSIC STOPS ABRUPTLY
0:25:47 > 0:25:50See?! An unauthorised concert.
0:25:50 > 0:25:51THEY ALL JEER
0:25:51 > 0:25:55So this is how you reward the faith that Mr Bell has shown in you?
0:25:55 > 0:25:58- Would you like to make a donation, Miss?- I'm sorry?
0:25:58 > 0:25:59It's for a children's playground
0:25:59 > 0:26:01and even YOU might have children one day,
0:26:01 > 0:26:04- which is disgusting, but possible. - The fact you are raising money
0:26:04 > 0:26:07- for a good cause is, I'm afraid, NOT the point!- I disagree.
0:26:09 > 0:26:11I think this shows exactly the sort of spirit
0:26:11 > 0:26:15and organisational skill that I saw in them when I made them prefects.
0:26:17 > 0:26:18- Do you have change for a...?- No.
0:26:18 > 0:26:21And we know that you didn't make us prefects, Sir.
0:26:21 > 0:26:22I hand-picked you all.
0:26:22 > 0:26:25Yeah, by getting your lists the wrong way round.
0:26:25 > 0:26:28That one weren't too difficult, Sir.
0:26:28 > 0:26:30I knew it! I'M a prefect really!
0:26:30 > 0:26:32That's actually not the case.
0:26:32 > 0:26:33I think I'll leave you to it.
0:26:35 > 0:26:37No, wait. What about dinner?
0:26:37 > 0:26:39- Ooh!- Dinner!
0:26:41 > 0:26:44Right, you lot, prefect badges.
0:26:44 > 0:26:45And get out!
0:26:49 > 0:26:52And this room is out of bounds to all of you!
0:26:55 > 0:26:56Oh, and Carter?
0:26:56 > 0:26:58Who, me, Sir?
0:26:58 > 0:27:01Yes, you. Detention.
0:27:01 > 0:27:04I'm assuming all of this was your idea.
0:27:04 > 0:27:06Actually, it was more of a joint effort.
0:27:06 > 0:27:09Well, in that case, I'll be writing to BOTH of your parents.
0:27:11 > 0:27:12Get out!
0:27:18 > 0:27:21I'm sorry you never got to do your support slot, man.
0:27:21 > 0:27:22No worries.
0:27:22 > 0:27:24KEYS JANGLE
0:27:24 > 0:27:26At the next one, yeah?!
0:27:28 > 0:27:30- # Can't live with 'em - And you can't kick 'em out
0:27:30 > 0:27:32# When they're up they rub it in your face
0:27:32 > 0:27:34- # Kick you when you're down - But what no-one understands them
0:27:34 > 0:27:37- # You know what they're on about - Always gonna be around
0:27:37 > 0:27:38# Gotta find a common ground
0:27:38 > 0:27:41# If you know so much about me
0:27:41 > 0:27:44# Where do I go from here?
0:27:44 > 0:27:45- # If you see 'em every day - You can never get away
0:27:45 > 0:27:48# Only time that you're the boss? 4 o'clock. #