0:00:06 > 0:00:09# Where do you go when you know nobody can understand you?
0:00:09 > 0:00:12# When it's just too much to handle
0:00:12 > 0:00:15# What do you do when you end up somewhere you never planned to?
0:00:15 > 0:00:17# Watch that stretch out like it was shampoo
0:00:17 > 0:00:19# You should stay
0:00:19 > 0:00:20# It can change
0:00:20 > 0:00:23# There's good days and bad days
0:00:23 > 0:00:26# But one day down the line this time is sure to stop
0:00:26 > 0:00:28# So the only time is now four o'clock. #
0:00:30 > 0:00:31You're leaving us?
0:00:31 > 0:00:34To go to some stuck-up, la-di-dah posh school for poshos?
0:00:34 > 0:00:39Ash, it's a performing arts academy, OK. The open evening's tonight.
0:00:39 > 0:00:41They even let you do whatever subjects you want.
0:00:41 > 0:00:46So, say you wanted to drop maths for music, they're totally down with it.
0:00:46 > 0:00:49My mistake. You're leaving us to go to a stuck-up, la-di-dah,
0:00:49 > 0:00:51performing arts academy for poshos.
0:00:51 > 0:00:54Well, Ash... I ain't even got in yet, so...
0:00:54 > 0:00:55You will. You always get what you want.
0:00:55 > 0:00:57You've got lucky bones.
0:00:57 > 0:00:58I thought you'd be dead against him
0:00:58 > 0:01:00poshing off to Poshington Academy.
0:01:00 > 0:01:04Anywhere's better than Fowlbury. This place is a badger's toilet.
0:01:04 > 0:01:05BANGING
0:01:09 > 0:01:11Give me my crisps, you stupid food computer.
0:01:11 > 0:01:14I bet the vending machines work in Josh's new school.
0:01:14 > 0:01:16Ooh, working vending machines.
0:01:16 > 0:01:19As if he didn't have enough reasons already to posh off to posh school.
0:01:19 > 0:01:21Yeah, yeah, keep it up.
0:01:21 > 0:01:24Naw. Josh can't have crisps and chocolate.
0:01:24 > 0:01:27He's more of a...dippy egg and soldiers kind of guy.
0:01:27 > 0:01:30Look, there's nothing wrong with dippy eggs, OK?
0:01:30 > 0:01:32All right. Fine.
0:01:32 > 0:01:35At least I don't sleep in the living room with my mum.
0:01:35 > 0:01:38- You do what? - It's only been for the past week.
0:01:38 > 0:01:42Apparently, King Josh needs space to rehearse for his little audition.
0:01:42 > 0:01:45And some sleep that ain't ruined by your snoring.
0:01:48 > 0:01:50Did you input the correct code?
0:01:50 > 0:01:53Of course I did, you half-sized know-it-all. It's stuck.
0:01:53 > 0:01:55I wouldn't do that if I were you.
0:01:55 > 0:01:59Every year, scores of people are crushed by toppled vending machines.
0:01:59 > 0:02:02Statistically speaking, they're more dangerous than sharks.
0:02:02 > 0:02:03Statistically speaking... Shut up!
0:02:03 > 0:02:07Look. You've just got to hit it in the right place.
0:02:07 > 0:02:08Of course you know how to do it.
0:02:08 > 0:02:10You know how to do everything.
0:02:10 > 0:02:13You're the amazing Josh Carter, bedroom thief.
0:02:13 > 0:02:14Sh!
0:02:26 > 0:02:30How dare you kick school property? Detention. Tonight.
0:02:30 > 0:02:32But, sir, I can't do tonight...
0:02:32 > 0:02:34Detention. Tonight!
0:02:41 > 0:02:43Sorry we're late, Mrs C.
0:02:43 > 0:02:46- Let me guess - detention? - Look, Mum, it wasn't my fault.
0:02:46 > 0:02:49It's never your fault, Josh, we're trying to impress these people.
0:02:49 > 0:02:51We cannot be arriving 40 minutes late.
0:02:54 > 0:02:56Hi, guys.
0:02:56 > 0:02:59The Hillview Institute aims to nurture a student's
0:02:59 > 0:03:01individual talent to its fullest potential.
0:03:01 > 0:03:03It sounds amazing. I wish I was going here.
0:03:05 > 0:03:07Oh, wow.
0:03:07 > 0:03:09I belong here.
0:03:09 > 0:03:12Well, the artistic references you gave us were glowing.
0:03:12 > 0:03:15Josh isn't an ordinary student. I really believe in his talent.
0:03:15 > 0:03:18Well, it's just a matter of Josh getting through the audition,
0:03:18 > 0:03:21and once we've had a look at his school records,
0:03:21 > 0:03:23I hope we'll be welcoming him with open arms.
0:03:23 > 0:03:24My records?
0:03:24 > 0:03:27Discipline, attendance... all that fun stuff.
0:03:31 > 0:03:33Is there a problem?
0:03:33 > 0:03:36- Oh, no, no, no! - Nah. What sort of problem?
0:03:36 > 0:03:38Josh is Elmsmere's golden boy.
0:03:38 > 0:03:41Barely a blemish on his record.
0:03:41 > 0:03:44You, come on. I'll show you the recording suite.
0:03:44 > 0:03:46You have a recording suite?!
0:03:46 > 0:03:49Now you see why I have been asking you to behave
0:03:49 > 0:03:50these last five years.
0:03:54 > 0:03:57# So good behaviour is a deal breaker just to make it in
0:03:57 > 0:03:59# Have to say I never misbehaved just for the sake of it
0:03:59 > 0:04:02# Most of the time the main reason was usually clear
0:04:02 > 0:04:04# I did it for my music career
0:04:04 > 0:04:07# Detention for using school cameras was silly though
0:04:07 > 0:04:09# I was only trying to shoot a pop video
0:04:09 > 0:04:12# It's just like Nutty Nunn nearly flipping his wig
0:04:12 > 0:04:15# Just because I used the gym for a gig
0:04:16 > 0:04:19# Or the time I compared the staff to types of cattle
0:04:19 > 0:04:21# That was only part of a rap battle
0:04:21 > 0:04:25# Kidnapping my Head of Year's false teeth for ransom money
0:04:25 > 0:04:27# Actually I did that cos it was funny
0:04:27 > 0:04:29# But still - the reasons Hillview would give for liking me
0:04:29 > 0:04:32# Are the same reasons I'm in trouble - that's the irony
0:04:32 > 0:04:35# Cos I will do anything to achieve my dream
0:04:35 > 0:04:37# No matter how low or troublesome it seems
0:04:37 > 0:04:40# But I ain't going to let my past sabotage my future
0:04:40 > 0:04:43# I need to do something radical that I ain't used to
0:04:43 > 0:04:45# Yeah, check it, ah
0:04:45 > 0:04:48# This is my time, golden opportunity
0:04:48 > 0:04:51# My mum, my head, my friends they're all soon to see
0:04:51 > 0:04:53# Josh Carter ain't a one-trick pony
0:04:53 > 0:04:56# I'm a one in a million, yep, the one and only
0:04:56 > 0:04:58# One time, one chance of really making it
0:04:58 > 0:05:01# One pattern of behaviour, now I'm breaking it
0:05:01 > 0:05:03# Cos Josh Carter ain't a one-trick pony
0:05:03 > 0:05:07# I'm one in a million, yep, the one and only. #
0:05:07 > 0:05:09Yeah.
0:05:12 > 0:05:15As the new chair of governors, I will be introducing some new
0:05:15 > 0:05:18- elements to the selection of the permanent head.- Interesting.
0:05:18 > 0:05:21For example, I'd like a panel of your students to interview you both.
0:05:21 > 0:05:25Andrew - with respect, I don't think that's a very good idea.
0:05:25 > 0:05:26Not to have the final say.
0:05:26 > 0:05:29But we would like to take their feedback into account.
0:05:29 > 0:05:31But they're unpredictable. Some might say unstable.
0:05:31 > 0:05:35We could select the members from the School Council.
0:05:35 > 0:05:39They're among the school's more accomplished and reliable children.
0:05:39 > 0:05:40Excellent. Thank you, Aine.
0:05:40 > 0:05:43Actually, they're meeting shortly, I believe.
0:05:43 > 0:05:45OK with you, Crispin?
0:05:45 > 0:05:46Fine.
0:05:46 > 0:05:47FOOTSTEPS APPROACH
0:05:47 > 0:05:49- Ah, Miss Parkwood. - Hang on a sec. What?
0:05:49 > 0:05:52Could you nip along to the School Council for me
0:05:52 > 0:05:55and select five of their most engaged members?
0:05:55 > 0:05:58Erm, I'd love to - but what about Dexter?
0:05:58 > 0:06:02He would be way better at a big and responsible job like that.
0:06:02 > 0:06:05I'm sure you're up to the task, Emma. I believe in you.
0:06:05 > 0:06:08Thank you.
0:06:08 > 0:06:09Er, no-one.
0:06:09 > 0:06:12- Andrew.- Andrew.
0:06:14 > 0:06:17Stop hogging the machine, you flipping hog roast.
0:06:17 > 0:06:19It just ate my money, Zoe-Marie. That was my last 50p.
0:06:19 > 0:06:21Unplug it and plug it back in again.
0:06:21 > 0:06:24Yeah, get her to waste even more of my time, why don't you?
0:06:24 > 0:06:29Ladies... Stay frosty, OK. Leave this to the Emperor.
0:06:29 > 0:06:32You just have to kick it in the right spot.
0:06:34 > 0:06:37Well impressive. You killed it.
0:06:37 > 0:06:39I did not!
0:06:39 > 0:06:43No offence, Nero, but you're like a bad photocopy of Josh.
0:06:43 > 0:06:45Hit it harder. Use this.
0:06:45 > 0:06:47You can't use bins as weapons.
0:06:47 > 0:06:50I can use bins as whatever I want. I pay my taxes.
0:06:50 > 0:06:52No, you don't.
0:06:52 > 0:06:56Well, I say we should smash this place up starting right here.
0:06:56 > 0:06:58Just because you're narked about Josh leaving,
0:06:58 > 0:07:00don't mean you can go on a mad bin rampage.
0:07:00 > 0:07:02Oh! That's what this is about!
0:07:02 > 0:07:04- It ain't.- It so is.
0:07:04 > 0:07:07Is it Josh you really want to throw the bin at?
0:07:07 > 0:07:09Get out of my head, you!
0:07:09 > 0:07:11Give me back my 50p!
0:07:11 > 0:07:16OK, everyone. Let's take a deep breath, and calm down.
0:07:16 > 0:07:20We merely need to take our complaint to the top. Follow me!
0:07:20 > 0:07:22I know I've been a challenging student.
0:07:22 > 0:07:25That's putting it mildly.
0:07:25 > 0:07:29That's because my creativity and talent has been stifled, OK?
0:07:29 > 0:07:30I'm like a caged bird.
0:07:30 > 0:07:35I need to spread my wings, to soar, to fly.
0:07:36 > 0:07:38How poetic.
0:07:38 > 0:07:41Unfortunately for you, I've got an interview for the new head job,
0:07:41 > 0:07:42and I need to prepare.
0:07:42 > 0:07:44So, good day.
0:07:49 > 0:07:51But...that's the perfect timing!
0:07:51 > 0:07:54- How so? - Think how good you'd look
0:07:54 > 0:07:58if one of your students got accepted into a prestige place like Hillview!
0:07:58 > 0:08:00Plus - bonus - I'll be out of your hair. Forever.
0:08:01 > 0:08:05Speaking of which, sir... have you done anything to your hair?
0:08:05 > 0:08:08You look really good. Doesn't make you look a day over 37.
0:08:08 > 0:08:09- 42 at most.- Request denied.
0:08:09 > 0:08:13I will not be manipulated and cajoled into telling falsehoods!
0:08:13 > 0:08:16But, sir, I really need this!
0:08:16 > 0:08:18You have three seconds to get out of my office.
0:08:18 > 0:08:21- Otherwise you will be in detention for the next week.- But, sir...
0:08:21 > 0:08:22One. Two.
0:08:22 > 0:08:24This is proper...
0:08:24 > 0:08:26Three... OK, let's make it a fortnight.
0:08:31 > 0:08:33So the next item on the agenda...
0:08:33 > 0:08:36School Council? Why bring us to this square dance?
0:08:36 > 0:08:39- Excuse me. We're having a meeting. - We have an issue we wish to raise.
0:08:39 > 0:08:42Use the correct channels and we can raise it in the next meeting.
0:08:42 > 0:08:45- But we need a new vending machine! - The one we've got hates us.
0:08:45 > 0:08:48- It's the worst machine ever invented.- It ate my money.
0:08:48 > 0:08:50And it disrespected Nero's foot.
0:08:50 > 0:08:52And, apparently, we can't even smash it up.
0:08:52 > 0:08:55You need to write it down and post it in the suggestions box.
0:08:55 > 0:08:57I knew this was a waste of time!
0:08:57 > 0:09:00ALL TALK AT ONCE
0:09:00 > 0:09:04You, you, you, you and you. You've been selected to interview
0:09:04 > 0:09:07Mr Bell and Mrs O'Brien tomorrow lunchtime.
0:09:07 > 0:09:09Interview them for what?
0:09:09 > 0:09:11The new head teacher position.
0:09:11 > 0:09:13- Us?- Are you sure? - There must have been a mistake.
0:09:13 > 0:09:18But...it was MY idea to go to the school council.
0:09:18 > 0:09:20Surely I should've been selected to interview the heads.
0:09:20 > 0:09:23At least you're not losing your lunch
0:09:23 > 0:09:26- to go to some cuss-party.- What are you doing inside during lunch break?
0:09:26 > 0:09:28We've just been to the school council, sir.
0:09:28 > 0:09:29And THAT totally backfired.
0:09:29 > 0:09:32All we found out was that we've got to interview you.
0:09:32 > 0:09:34Interview me? For what?
0:09:34 > 0:09:36That head teacher job.
0:09:36 > 0:09:38Oh. Right.
0:09:38 > 0:09:40Well, I am sure that...
0:09:40 > 0:09:46that you're...you...students who can see the bigger picture
0:09:46 > 0:09:49when it comes to choosing your preferred candidate.
0:09:49 > 0:09:53We'd prefer someone who can get us a new vending machine.
0:09:53 > 0:09:57Well, I could probably help you with that. Leave it with me.
0:10:02 > 0:10:04That was weird.
0:10:04 > 0:10:07- Since when has Ding Dong ever done anything that reasonable?- Duh.
0:10:07 > 0:10:08He knows we could stop him
0:10:08 > 0:10:11getting that job, so he's trying to butter us up.
0:10:11 > 0:10:13We could ask him and O'Brien anything in that interview,
0:10:13 > 0:10:16and they'd have to agree.
0:10:16 > 0:10:18I'm so going to get Shelby Turner suspended!
0:10:18 > 0:10:20And get a nail bar in the girls loo!
0:10:20 > 0:10:22Get rid of the rubbish lessons, that make people want to leave!
0:10:22 > 0:10:24This is the best thing that ever happened
0:10:24 > 0:10:26in the entire history of stuff.
0:10:34 > 0:10:37So me and the boys were talking and we came up with a little bet
0:10:37 > 0:10:41about the password you use for the school computers.
0:10:41 > 0:10:43Now, I think it's Nero.
0:10:43 > 0:10:45You're way off.
0:10:45 > 0:10:47Nero2000?
0:10:47 > 0:10:49JOSH2000?
0:10:49 > 0:10:52Come on, Auntie - I've got a packet of crisps riding on this, OK?
0:10:52 > 0:10:54Those really posh ones with the weird flavours.
0:10:54 > 0:10:58- I could cut you in? - Do you think I was born yesterday?
0:10:58 > 0:11:01No, but you do look very young for your age.
0:11:01 > 0:11:05I'm guessing... 24, 26 at the most?
0:11:05 > 0:11:07Hello, Josh. What are you doing here?
0:11:07 > 0:11:09Trying to bribe me with gourmet crisps so I give him
0:11:09 > 0:11:11access to all the school systems.
0:11:13 > 0:11:15Gourmet crisps!
0:11:15 > 0:11:18Is that like sea salt and balsamic vinegar? Who does that?
0:11:18 > 0:11:19What am I supposed to do?
0:11:19 > 0:11:22Bell flat-out refused to write me a reference.
0:11:22 > 0:11:24Wiping my records is the only option I got.
0:11:24 > 0:11:26Instead of trying to manipulate and cheat,
0:11:26 > 0:11:27maybe you could just be sincere.
0:11:27 > 0:11:29When did that ever work for anyone?
0:11:29 > 0:11:31You'd be surprised.
0:11:31 > 0:11:33I burned my bridges with Bell, anyway, it's too late.
0:11:33 > 0:11:35Bell isn't the only head teacher.
0:11:35 > 0:11:37O'Brien is not going to listen to me.
0:11:37 > 0:11:39She has been known to be reasonable.
0:11:39 > 0:11:41It has to be worth a shot, doesn't it?
0:11:45 > 0:11:47Hello, children. Oh, nice.
0:11:47 > 0:11:49Please take a seat, sir.
0:11:49 > 0:11:50Thank you.
0:11:52 > 0:11:53Interesting.
0:11:57 > 0:11:59So, who's first?
0:11:59 > 0:12:01WE will be the ones asking the questions.
0:12:01 > 0:12:04Sir, my question to you is about your promise of new school
0:12:04 > 0:12:06vending machines.
0:12:06 > 0:12:08I said I promised to look into it, not...
0:12:08 > 0:12:11Ah! These interruptions are reflecting very badly.
0:12:11 > 0:12:13She's saying keep your mouth shut or we'll
0:12:13 > 0:12:15tell the governors you were rude to us.
0:12:15 > 0:12:18Are you or are you not getting us new vending machines?
0:12:18 > 0:12:22Well, if enough voices are heard -
0:12:22 > 0:12:28then I can't completely commit to anything...
0:12:28 > 0:12:30You understand.
0:12:30 > 0:12:32- Sir. - What if there was a flood?
0:12:32 > 0:12:36- A flood?- Like, what if the whole world was flooded?
0:12:36 > 0:12:39Would you board up the windows and turn the school into an ark?
0:12:39 > 0:12:41With animals?
0:12:41 > 0:12:45You could just keep the cool ones, like pumas.
0:12:45 > 0:12:48I'm really not sure what you're asking here.
0:12:48 > 0:12:53I've got a question, sir. Why are all our lessons so rubbish?
0:12:53 > 0:12:59You could get rid of geography, and bring in the history of hip hop.
0:13:00 > 0:13:02The history of hip hop?
0:13:02 > 0:13:06OR we could have lessons where we build really cool robots that...
0:13:06 > 0:13:11Ssh! Then maybe Elmsmere might be a place people actually want to be.
0:13:14 > 0:13:16Erm...
0:13:16 > 0:13:19I know my record ain't exactly crystal clear,
0:13:19 > 0:13:22and you probably just think I'm some delinquent kid,
0:13:22 > 0:13:26- but this means everything to me. - Evidently.
0:13:28 > 0:13:32OK. I know I'm not exactly cut out for maths and science but,
0:13:32 > 0:13:34that doesn't make me a failure, does it?
0:13:37 > 0:13:39OK, I could have tried harder.
0:13:39 > 0:13:43But, if I get into Hillview, the world will see a whole new Josh.
0:13:50 > 0:13:53Fine. Fair enough. I get it.
0:13:55 > 0:13:59It's clear you have a lot of talent, Josh.
0:13:59 > 0:14:03And, if I'm honest, I'm not sure Elmsmere
0:14:03 > 0:14:05is best equipped to nurture you.
0:14:07 > 0:14:09So...
0:14:10 > 0:14:11I'll write your letter.
0:14:11 > 0:14:15- Serious?- But when you're a mega star, come back and visit.
0:14:15 > 0:14:17You got it.
0:14:17 > 0:14:20- Good luck.- Thank you, miss.
0:14:20 > 0:14:22Who'd of thought it, eh? Being sincere -
0:14:22 > 0:14:24it's like the best trick ever.
0:14:26 > 0:14:28No running!
0:14:29 > 0:14:32- Five seconds left.- If you'll let me finish what I was saying...
0:14:32 > 0:14:35I think it's actually really important that children have...
0:14:35 > 0:14:36Time's up.
0:14:36 > 0:14:38Sir, I played no part in any of this.
0:14:38 > 0:14:40Stop sucking up, you suck up.
0:14:40 > 0:14:43You know he might not even be Head any more - he might be a random man.
0:14:43 > 0:14:46Next up - eat these doughnuts without licking your lips.
0:14:46 > 0:14:48To see how you cope under pressure.
0:14:48 > 0:14:51And then, put this computer back together.
0:14:51 > 0:14:52Is that a school computer?
0:14:52 > 0:14:54We ask the questions.
0:14:59 > 0:15:02# A gallant hero, steps out of the lion's den
0:15:02 > 0:15:05# Back into this crazy world that he's been hiding in
0:15:05 > 0:15:08# They called him Bell, the man who rings the changes
0:15:08 > 0:15:11# But it feels like he hasn't been in charge for ages
0:15:11 > 0:15:14# Look at what he's faced with - his worst challenger
0:15:14 > 0:15:16# A capable woman who makes him look like an amateur
0:15:16 > 0:15:20# Professional, measured and reasonable
0:15:20 > 0:15:22# That's how you know that she's evil
0:15:22 > 0:15:25# And there's only one man who can stop the witch
0:15:25 > 0:15:28# But I'm full of self doubt now - that's what the problem is
0:15:28 > 0:15:29# And these ruddy kids
0:15:29 > 0:15:31# Can't be trusted to make the right decision
0:15:31 > 0:15:34# They'll pick her and she's the villain!
0:15:34 > 0:15:36# In this movie, there's only one hero
0:15:36 > 0:15:39# And, it seems only one throne here so
0:15:39 > 0:15:42# Where next for me - what am I to do?
0:15:42 > 0:15:45# How'd you make an ocean of enemies start liking you?
0:15:47 > 0:15:48# Start liking you?
0:15:51 > 0:15:54# Is there a dastardly scheme maybe I could try?
0:15:54 > 0:15:57# To help the children realise that I'm the good guy
0:15:57 > 0:15:58# Maybe I could pay them!
0:15:58 > 0:15:59# Give them each a fiver
0:15:59 > 0:16:01# Maybe I could save them!
0:16:01 > 0:16:02# Pluck them from a fire
0:16:02 > 0:16:04# That I started!
0:16:04 > 0:16:05# My task is
0:16:05 > 0:16:08# Just trying to prove I'm kind hearted!
0:16:08 > 0:16:10# Good ol' Crispin - one of the nice boys!
0:16:10 > 0:16:14# Nudge the governors to realise I'm the right choice
0:16:14 > 0:16:15# A true fellow. #
0:16:15 > 0:16:16Oh, hello!
0:16:24 > 0:16:26Please, take a seat.
0:16:34 > 0:16:35Hmm. Interesting.
0:16:35 > 0:16:42So, first question. Which one of us is your favourite?
0:16:53 > 0:16:56- Are you nervous for your audition? - Why would I be nervous?
0:16:56 > 0:16:57Pressure.
0:16:57 > 0:17:00Once I got this sudden attack of nerves at the dentist,
0:17:00 > 0:17:02and I bit her.
0:17:02 > 0:17:06I don't think I'm likely to bite anyone at my audition, Isaac.
0:17:06 > 0:17:09Josh! I've sorted it. You don't have to go.
0:17:09 > 0:17:14- What do you mean?- Bell and O'Brien said they'd bring in rap lessons.
0:17:14 > 0:17:16Well, they said they'd consider it.
0:17:16 > 0:17:20Which is basically a yeah. So nothing has to change.
0:17:20 > 0:17:23Mate, I'm not about to back out now.
0:17:23 > 0:17:26What? You're going to going through with it?
0:17:26 > 0:17:28Fowlbury doesn't have what I need.
0:17:30 > 0:17:31Except your friends.
0:17:31 > 0:17:32Ash, wait.
0:17:40 > 0:17:45Ah... Just look at it. The B442/H1 vending machine.
0:17:45 > 0:17:46Absolutely beautiful.
0:17:46 > 0:17:48Just sign there for me, please.
0:17:48 > 0:17:50When did we order this?
0:17:50 > 0:17:52WE didn't. I did.
0:17:52 > 0:17:53So how much did it cost?
0:17:53 > 0:17:54That's not important.
0:17:54 > 0:17:58The students were very disappointed with the previous vending facility.
0:17:58 > 0:18:00I took account of their concerns.
0:18:00 > 0:18:03In other words, you're trying to buy their support.
0:18:03 > 0:18:05How dare you?
0:18:05 > 0:18:07A new vending machine!
0:18:07 > 0:18:08You actually listened to us?
0:18:08 > 0:18:10Of course. Mr Bell always listens.
0:18:10 > 0:18:14Might be something to mention in your feedback to the governors?
0:18:22 > 0:18:25Shouldn't you be rehearsing for your big audition?
0:18:25 > 0:18:28- Yeah. I kinda need a favour. - And you're asking me?
0:18:28 > 0:18:30After you kicked me out of here?
0:18:30 > 0:18:32My audition rap is missing something.
0:18:32 > 0:18:34And I kinda need a hype man.
0:18:34 > 0:18:36Yeah, well. I need my pit back.
0:18:36 > 0:18:39Fine. You got it. You're back in the bunks tomorrow.
0:18:39 > 0:18:43That's going to cost you the top bunk.
0:18:43 > 0:18:44You got it.
0:18:44 > 0:18:46- Deal?- Deal.
0:18:51 > 0:18:52I wish they'd hurry up.
0:18:52 > 0:18:54They've a lot to get through.
0:18:54 > 0:18:57Josh'll ace it. Especially with my boy helping him out.
0:18:57 > 0:18:58Josh!
0:19:00 > 0:19:01What are you doing here?
0:19:02 > 0:19:05I got something I need to tell you.
0:19:05 > 0:19:08I was up till five writing this, so just hear me out.
0:19:09 > 0:19:12"Josh, I think you are making a big mistake by leaving..."
0:19:12 > 0:19:15Ash, mate, you already told me this.
0:19:15 > 0:19:17"You haven't thought it through.
0:19:17 > 0:19:19"You're going to be on your own at the new school,
0:19:19 > 0:19:21"without your mates.
0:19:21 > 0:19:23"You'll regret it"
0:19:23 > 0:19:27Mate, look, we're on the same page. Do you really think it's going to
0:19:27 > 0:19:30be that easy for me to walk away from all my best mates?
0:19:30 > 0:19:31- WOMAN:- Josh Carter.
0:19:34 > 0:19:38Look, come and sit in on my audition? It'll answer everything.
0:19:38 > 0:19:40And, I could really do with your support there.
0:19:40 > 0:19:42Josh Carter.
0:19:43 > 0:19:44Josh!
0:19:46 > 0:19:48Joshi...
0:19:49 > 0:19:50Thanks, Mum.
0:19:59 > 0:20:00When you're ready, Josh.
0:20:04 > 0:20:05Hit it for me, please!
0:20:05 > 0:20:07BACKING TRACK STARTS
0:20:07 > 0:20:09Ah, ah. OK.
0:20:09 > 0:20:10You ready?
0:20:10 > 0:20:12I'm ready, Cuz, let's go!
0:20:14 > 0:20:16All right, show 'em then, Cuz, come on!
0:20:16 > 0:20:18# OK, I'll admit I'm nervous deep down
0:20:18 > 0:20:20# Though I know I'm here for a purpose
0:20:20 > 0:20:22# He's worth it!
0:20:22 > 0:20:23# Dude, Hillview is my next chapter
0:20:23 > 0:20:26# Give him props cos Josh got the X factor!
0:20:26 > 0:20:28# And this'll be my biggest challenge yet
0:20:28 > 0:20:30- # New people to meet - New teachers to impress
0:20:30 > 0:20:33# But I'm a stay on like a wedding ring when I'm in
0:20:33 > 0:20:34# I'm Josh Carter
0:20:34 > 0:20:36# He can do anything!
0:20:36 > 0:20:38# And even if the new challenges won't wait
0:20:38 > 0:20:40# The hardest will be saying goodbye to my old mates
0:20:40 > 0:20:43# They're a part of me, this decision affects them
0:20:43 > 0:20:46# The fact that they care is why we're best friends
0:20:46 > 0:20:48# And there's no time limit on a friendship
0:20:48 > 0:20:51# So long as I'm alive I'll never end it!
0:20:51 > 0:20:54# That's why my best mate says when he rings
0:20:54 > 0:20:56# Josh Carter - he can do anything! #
0:20:56 > 0:20:58Yeah!
0:20:59 > 0:21:00Yeah!
0:21:00 > 0:21:02BACKING TRACK SCRATCHES TO HALT
0:21:09 > 0:21:11- How did it go?- He killed it.
0:21:11 > 0:21:12That's my boy.
0:21:12 > 0:21:13I'm sure Nero was great, too.
0:21:13 > 0:21:15He was all right...
0:21:15 > 0:21:16Thanks, cuz.
0:21:18 > 0:21:19OK, man. I get it.
0:21:19 > 0:21:21Yes, I do.
0:21:21 > 0:21:23So we are friends after all, yeah?
0:21:23 > 0:21:24Always.
0:21:24 > 0:21:26Even if you do end up at
0:21:26 > 0:21:29this La-Di-Dah Poshington Posh School for Poshos.
0:21:29 > 0:21:31- Josh. - Oh, he's already auditioned.
0:21:31 > 0:21:34Yeah. He still has to do his dance audition.
0:21:34 > 0:21:36Dance audition?
0:21:36 > 0:21:38You know, the dance piece he had to prepare.
0:21:42 > 0:21:44Do you mind giving me half an hour?
0:21:45 > 0:21:50I just need to feel a dance, so the emotion can shine through...
0:21:51 > 0:21:54OK. Half an hour, no more, though.
0:21:56 > 0:21:58Teach me everything you know.
0:21:58 > 0:21:59In five minutes?
0:21:59 > 0:22:02You can dance. I can't. I need help.
0:22:02 > 0:22:04Please. I'll give anything you want.
0:22:06 > 0:22:09I don't need anything. I'll do it cos we're family.
0:22:11 > 0:22:14All right, get off, we ain't got time for that.
0:22:14 > 0:22:16All right - show me something, then.
0:22:16 > 0:22:19Right, left, right, hit it, turn round.
0:22:19 > 0:22:22And jump up. That's it. You got that?
0:22:22 > 0:22:23I said show me easy.
0:22:23 > 0:22:25That was easy. Those were baby steps.
0:22:25 > 0:22:27- You're not joking. - Ready now?
0:22:30 > 0:22:34Ah, OK. Yes... As ready as I'll ever be. Thank you, cuz.
0:22:34 > 0:22:36Do your thing.
0:22:36 > 0:22:37When's your audition?
0:22:37 > 0:22:40Ah.. Nah. I'm just here to support my cousin. I'm not auditioning.
0:22:40 > 0:22:43With moves like that, you should be. Come on.
0:22:43 > 0:22:44We'll see if we can fit you in.
0:22:54 > 0:22:56They're here!
0:23:01 > 0:23:03I'll go get Dexter.
0:23:08 > 0:23:09Do it!
0:23:09 > 0:23:10Nero first!
0:23:13 > 0:23:14Well?
0:23:18 > 0:23:20I didn't get in.
0:23:20 > 0:23:21- Oh.- Sorry, love.
0:23:22 > 0:23:25But they did say I'm "uniquely talented" for my age.
0:23:25 > 0:23:28They want me to audition next year.
0:23:28 > 0:23:31Cuz, that just means you're way past where I was at your age.
0:23:31 > 0:23:33Yeah. I guess it does.
0:23:33 > 0:23:36Think of the mad skills I'll have when I'm past it like you.
0:23:37 > 0:23:39Josh - your turn.
0:23:42 > 0:23:47Mum, I can't do this here. I owe it to my mates.
0:23:47 > 0:23:49We need to know.
0:23:49 > 0:23:51I promise I'll tell you what it says, yeah?
0:23:51 > 0:23:53Joshua? Joshua?
0:23:56 > 0:23:58I've always said Ding-Dong wasn't all bad.
0:23:58 > 0:24:01You were all like, "Ding-Dong's a weirdo",
0:24:01 > 0:24:03and I was like, "Shut up, Ugness. Shut up!"
0:24:03 > 0:24:06Apples... Are you having a giraffe?!
0:24:06 > 0:24:08Do I look like some kind of vegan?
0:24:08 > 0:24:10What is wrong with this place?
0:24:10 > 0:24:12Some of your student feedback is shocking.
0:24:12 > 0:24:14Oh, dear.
0:24:14 > 0:24:17The handwriting, the spelling - not to mention the bizarre demands.
0:24:17 > 0:24:19And then there's this.
0:24:19 > 0:24:22Well, the key question is, of course, which of us did they prefer?
0:24:22 > 0:24:24That question is no longer relevant.
0:24:24 > 0:24:27Something is clearly deeply wrong at Elmsmere, especially
0:24:27 > 0:24:31if this is what to expect from its "highest achieving" students.
0:24:31 > 0:24:33I hold you two responsible.
0:24:33 > 0:24:35Don't make me leave.
0:24:35 > 0:24:37We shan't be firing anyone.
0:24:37 > 0:24:40Instead, we will be introducing a new senior head teaching
0:24:40 > 0:24:43position to oversee the running of the school.
0:24:43 > 0:24:47So who's it going to be?
0:24:48 > 0:24:50Would you like to come in?
0:24:54 > 0:24:56Aine. Crispin.
0:25:02 > 0:25:04All right, boys?
0:25:05 > 0:25:08What are you waiting for? Open it.
0:25:08 > 0:25:11Look, I don't need no envelope to tell me I'm going to be a star.
0:25:11 > 0:25:14Yeah. That's why I got you this.
0:25:17 > 0:25:19You did this for me?
0:25:19 > 0:25:21It's the least I could do.
0:25:23 > 0:25:27Right, this is stressing me out. Just open the letter, will you?!
0:25:28 > 0:25:32Erm... No matter what this says, we're going to be friends forever.
0:25:32 > 0:25:34Yeah?
0:25:34 > 0:25:36Yeah. Yeah. Friends till the end.
0:25:36 > 0:25:37Just open it!
0:25:37 > 0:25:40OK. Um... OK.
0:25:47 > 0:25:49What does it say?
0:25:49 > 0:25:52It's a letter from my dentist. I need a check-up.
0:25:52 > 0:25:53For real?
0:25:53 > 0:25:56So that means we have to wait even longer to know?
0:25:56 > 0:25:57Guess so, boys.
0:25:57 > 0:26:00I hate waiting! Waiting is for babies.
0:26:00 > 0:26:02Yeah, you'd know about that.
0:26:02 > 0:26:04Are you saying I'm a baby? I'm grown-up.
0:26:06 > 0:26:07Yeah, course you are.
0:26:07 > 0:26:09I'm more grown-up than you.
0:26:16 > 0:26:22"We are very pleased to offer you a place at the Hillview Institute..."
0:26:22 > 0:26:23# OK, so I lied
0:26:23 > 0:26:25# But it weren't nothing to do with my pride
0:26:25 > 0:26:26# I fibbed for a good reason
0:26:26 > 0:26:29# Believing it's better if the crew don't know that I'm leaving
0:26:29 > 0:26:31# Then we'd have one long last
0:26:31 > 0:26:33# Summer of fun that'd be one long blast
0:26:33 > 0:26:35# Forget the past, forget about change
0:26:35 > 0:26:37# For six weeks everything remains the same
0:26:37 > 0:26:38# When the Autumn comes, and the skies go grey
0:26:38 > 0:26:40# I'll know that everything'll be OK
0:26:40 > 0:26:43# Cos we ain't never going to go out on a bummer
0:26:43 > 0:26:44# Not even for a second mate coz this summer?
0:26:44 > 0:26:46# I'll find a place everyone's sure to rock up
0:26:46 > 0:26:49# For now we celebrate as the Four O'Clock Club
0:26:49 > 0:26:51# We ain't just friends- we're a family
0:26:51 > 0:26:53# Who the heck else would know how to handle me?
0:26:53 > 0:26:55# And who else would laugh at my jokes?
0:26:55 > 0:26:57# If we ever laughed with you It was a hoax
0:26:57 > 0:26:59# That's why I like you - always tell it straight
0:26:59 > 0:27:01# Even though I've never really known if we're mates
0:27:01 > 0:27:02# I got this weird feeling we'll always be together
0:27:02 > 0:27:05# I get that feeling too, Ugness, now get off!
0:27:05 > 0:27:07- # After what we've been through? - We can do anything!
0:27:07 > 0:27:09# S'mad all the ups and downs that I'm remembering
0:27:09 > 0:27:11# But you're still here and we're still all close
0:27:11 > 0:27:12# Pass me the fizz, this calls for a toast!
0:27:12 > 0:27:15- # Wish I could do that - Bruv, why not?
0:27:15 > 0:27:16# Mate, I'm surprised at the friends I've got
0:27:16 > 0:27:18# Owen? Don't let no-one tell you you're a drag
0:27:18 > 0:27:21# I think I've just fulfilled my Friendship Badge!
0:27:21 > 0:27:23# Friendship smendship - why are we mates?
0:27:23 > 0:27:24# I dunno, guess same time, same place?
0:27:24 > 0:27:26- # Same lunch preference! - Ravioli
0:27:26 > 0:27:28- # Same worst subject - Geography
0:27:28 > 0:27:30- # Same best pen - Pink magic marker
0:27:30 > 0:27:32- # Different crush though - Josh Carter!
0:27:32 > 0:27:34# No matter what we come up against
0:27:34 > 0:27:36# Friends remain when it snows and when it rains
0:27:36 > 0:27:38# And especially when it pours
0:27:38 > 0:27:40# The sun in my heart is a gift and it's yours
0:27:42 > 0:27:43# It's yours
0:27:44 > 0:27:45# It's yours!
0:27:46 > 0:27:49# Oh-oh, forever
0:27:49 > 0:27:53# We'll be here
0:27:53 > 0:27:56# And together
0:27:56 > 0:28:02# We'll feel no fear
0:28:02 > 0:28:05# Through whatever
0:28:05 > 0:28:09# Sun, rain, hailstorm
0:28:09 > 0:28:13# True friends will weather it all,
0:28:13 > 0:28:17# And sail on. #
0:28:17 > 0:28:19# Today is a gift so it's called the present
0:28:19 > 0:28:22# Today is a gift so it's called the present
0:28:22 > 0:28:24# Today is a gift so it's called the present
0:28:24 > 0:28:25# Forever
0:28:25 > 0:28:26# Forever
0:28:35 > 0:28:38# Oh-oh forever
0:28:38 > 0:28:42# We'll be here
0:28:42 > 0:28:46# And together
0:28:46 > 0:28:51# We'll feel no fear... #