0:00:06 > 0:00:09# Where d'you go when you know nobody can understand you
0:00:09 > 0:00:12# When it's just too much to handle
0:00:12 > 0:00:15# What d'you do when you end up somewhere you never planned to
0:00:15 > 0:00:17# Wash that stress out like it was shampoo
0:00:17 > 0:00:20# You should stay, it can change
0:00:20 > 0:00:23# There's good days and bad days
0:00:23 > 0:00:26# But one day down the line this time it's sure to stop
0:00:26 > 0:00:28# So the only time is now Four o'clock! #
0:00:30 > 0:00:32CHURCH BELLS CHIME
0:00:34 > 0:00:37# As the wedding bells go ding-dong
0:00:37 > 0:00:40# And I hold out her finger to put the ring on
0:00:40 > 0:00:42# Then all the wedding guests sing songs
0:00:42 > 0:00:46# So perfect, how can we get a thing wrong?
0:00:46 > 0:00:47# First dance to my own song
0:00:47 > 0:00:51# Back of the car waving, "So long"
0:00:51 > 0:00:52# Love between us so strong
0:00:52 > 0:00:56# Dream day, what could possibly go wrong?
0:00:56 > 0:00:58# What could possibly go wrong?
0:00:58 > 0:01:00# What could possibly go wrong?
0:01:00 > 0:01:03# What could possibly go wrong?
0:01:03 > 0:01:05# What could possibly go wrong?
0:01:05 > 0:01:07# So long as Josh doesn't embarrass me
0:01:07 > 0:01:10# Too much as best man when he has a speech
0:01:10 > 0:01:12# So long as there's a great crowd
0:01:12 > 0:01:15# Then I know that my mum and my in-laws I'll make proud
0:01:15 > 0:01:17# Sunny day, so there won't be a grey cloud
0:01:17 > 0:01:20# Unless it's from the exhaust if we break down
0:01:20 > 0:01:23# Mel'll look stunning in her wedding-day gown
0:01:23 > 0:01:25# Unless it's ruined cos we can't get a stain out
0:01:25 > 0:01:28# Double- check the calendar and the date now
0:01:28 > 0:01:30# Imagine being 24 hours late - Ouch!
0:01:30 > 0:01:33# Gotta stay cool, never wanna lose it
0:01:33 > 0:01:35# Long as Dexter delivers with the music
0:01:35 > 0:01:38# Long as all the kids can be good and behave
0:01:38 > 0:01:40# Then I tell you this just could be the day
0:01:40 > 0:01:42# When I'm off driving away with my wife
0:01:42 > 0:01:45# Basically, greatest day of my life
0:01:45 > 0:01:47# So... So...
0:01:47 > 0:01:49# What could possibly go wrong?
0:01:49 > 0:01:51# What could possibly go wrong?
0:01:51 > 0:01:53# What could possibly go wrong?
0:01:53 > 0:01:56# What could possibly go wrong?
0:01:56 > 0:01:59# What could possibly go wrong?
0:01:59 > 0:02:01# What could possibly go wrong?
0:02:04 > 0:02:06# I mean, what could go wrong? #
0:02:08 > 0:02:10# Two brothers from the same mother
0:02:10 > 0:02:13# One's getting married unlike the other... #
0:02:13 > 0:02:14Oh, man, this is rubbish!
0:02:14 > 0:02:19- Course I'm not getting married.- Yo! That's pretty tight, cuz.
0:02:19 > 0:02:22Nero? Where did you teleport from?
0:02:22 > 0:02:25My mum dropped me off while she and your mum went to do wedding things.
0:02:25 > 0:02:27Yeah, well, no offence, but I need some brain space.
0:02:27 > 0:02:30I've got to finish my best man's speech and it needs to be perfect.
0:02:30 > 0:02:33Bruv, Nathan won't care if it's perfect. Just say how you feel.
0:02:33 > 0:02:37OK. Well, I feel that I don't need my little cousin hanging around
0:02:37 > 0:02:39whilst I'm trying to create.
0:02:39 > 0:02:42Sorry, I just thought you might need some advice.
0:02:42 > 0:02:46Advice? Listen, FYI, I have met B-Mode.
0:02:46 > 0:02:49OK? And he told me that I got flow.
0:02:49 > 0:02:53So maybe one day when you personally know a rap superstar,
0:02:53 > 0:02:56you can tell me how it's done. OK?
0:03:01 > 0:03:03Are Mum and Aunt Bebe behaving themselves?
0:03:03 > 0:03:04Mum's keeping them in check.
0:03:04 > 0:03:08..at both her weddings. She's got to have a veil! It's tradition.
0:03:08 > 0:03:09I never didn't when I married my Dean.
0:03:09 > 0:03:11I wanted him to see how long my make-up took.
0:03:11 > 0:03:15Well, I'm sure Mel can decide for herself.
0:03:15 > 0:03:19- Probably?- I'm sure it'll be fine.
0:03:19 > 0:03:22HE SIGHS
0:03:22 > 0:03:24# Two brothers from the same mother
0:03:24 > 0:03:26- # Nathan... - HE MUMBLES
0:03:26 > 0:03:28Yo! Yo! Check it!
0:03:28 > 0:03:29# Two cousins
0:03:29 > 0:03:32# One knows how to be cool, one doesn't
0:03:32 > 0:03:34# One is the baddest, the other is the saddest
0:03:34 > 0:03:37# All he's really doing is eating a sandwich! #
0:03:37 > 0:03:40- Oh!- Nero, that's my mic you've got your sticky digits on.
0:03:40 > 0:03:41Give it to me right now.
0:03:41 > 0:03:43- FEEDBACK - Yeah, make me.
0:03:43 > 0:03:46- Nero, just give me the mic. - NERO LAUGHS
0:03:46 > 0:03:49I don't know why you're always getting involved in what I'm doing.
0:03:49 > 0:03:53- Can you tell Mum I'm going to run the cake over to the hall now?- Will do.
0:03:53 > 0:03:56'You sure you don't mind having the reception in the school hall?'
0:03:56 > 0:04:01I mean...I know you were hoping for somewhere a little more...magical.
0:04:01 > 0:04:03Nathan, Bell gave us a good deal.
0:04:03 > 0:04:06So long as we've got each other, who cares where we are?
0:04:06 > 0:04:08- Give me my mic!- Whoa! - NERO SIGHS
0:04:08 > 0:04:13- What was that?- Nothing.- You are such an idiot.- I hope.- It's not my fault.
0:04:13 > 0:04:15Bruv, it was an accident.
0:04:15 > 0:04:17- HE GASPS - I'll take your stuff.- Nobody panic!
0:04:17 > 0:04:20Nobody panic! OK.
0:04:26 > 0:04:27HE SIGHS
0:04:27 > 0:04:30Yeah. Yeah.
0:04:31 > 0:04:33Maybe the shop can fix it?
0:04:33 > 0:04:37Yeah. Yeah, cos it's only the biggest day of my life.
0:04:37 > 0:04:40It's not going to get ruined by a smashed cake.
0:04:44 > 0:04:49Mr Bell doesn't want you using pins or tape, it'll damage the marquee.
0:04:49 > 0:04:51I'd like to put a pin in her.
0:04:51 > 0:04:55- What did you say?!- Nothing you can touch me for after school hours.
0:04:55 > 0:05:00- HE SIGHS - Guys, I think my water has broken.
0:05:00 > 0:05:02THEY LAUGH
0:05:02 > 0:05:04No horseplay.
0:05:04 > 0:05:06My baby...!
0:05:06 > 0:05:09Don't worry, Miss Andress, I'm supervising them.
0:05:09 > 0:05:11Somehow, I'm not reassured.
0:05:11 > 0:05:13You looking forward to the wedding?
0:05:13 > 0:05:16- Have you got yourself a nice hat? - I wasn't invited.
0:05:20 > 0:05:21LAUGHTER
0:05:21 > 0:05:24Oh, my flipping nut-cake, it's Doctor Who!
0:05:24 > 0:05:25Doctor What-The-Heck.
0:05:25 > 0:05:28- It's my dad's. They made me wear it. - I don't know who THEY are,
0:05:28 > 0:05:32but you really must've done something to upset them.
0:05:35 > 0:05:38I don't quite know what I'm supposed to do with that.
0:05:38 > 0:05:42- Make it a cake again.- I'm a baker, not a wizard!
0:05:43 > 0:05:46Look, I can't get married without a wedding cake.
0:05:46 > 0:05:50HE SIGHS Maybe I could buy that one?
0:05:50 > 0:05:52It's cardboard! It's a fakey-cakey.
0:05:52 > 0:05:55- HE SIGHS - I tell you what...
0:05:57 > 0:05:59..how about this?
0:05:59 > 0:06:01Seriously?
0:06:02 > 0:06:04Right, I'll phone our sister shop,
0:06:04 > 0:06:07they might be able to get you a replacement.
0:06:08 > 0:06:11You know what, my dad's got a ton of old rap albums.
0:06:11 > 0:06:14You know, Jurassic 5, De La Soul, NWA.
0:06:14 > 0:06:17Oi, thinking about it, he may let you borrow a few.
0:06:17 > 0:06:21- Want me to ask?- I want you to zip it. I've got my focus on here.
0:06:21 > 0:06:24I was just trying to make conversation.
0:06:24 > 0:06:27- It's not like we've seen each other in ages.- Ain't that a shame?
0:06:27 > 0:06:30Right, we've got to go to their other shop.
0:06:30 > 0:06:32Chill your size tens, bro. We got time.
0:06:32 > 0:06:35We did have time till I got cake-wrecked by the wedding smashers.
0:06:35 > 0:06:37- Can I sit up front? - Coolest rides shotgun.
0:06:37 > 0:06:39No, I get sick on long journeys if I'm in the back.
0:06:39 > 0:06:42Shut the front door, Nero! You get sick like I'm Mr 10.
0:06:42 > 0:06:43Just let him ride up front, right?
0:06:43 > 0:06:44Yeah, but...
0:06:44 > 0:06:48Enough has gone wrong already, I don't want him throwing up too.
0:06:48 > 0:06:51Coolest rides shotgun.
0:06:51 > 0:06:54Why are we doing up the hall like a bunch of skivvies?
0:06:54 > 0:06:56It's Mr Carter and Miss Poppy's wedding day.
0:06:56 > 0:06:58- It's the least we can do. - We've already got them a present.
0:06:58 > 0:07:01- We should not have put you in charge of that.- What's wrong with it?
0:07:01 > 0:07:05- In a word...everything. - That's two words, gorm-face.
0:07:05 > 0:07:07Anyway, wait till you see their faces.
0:07:07 > 0:07:10You won't get to see them, people open their presents in private.
0:07:10 > 0:07:13And then you get a letter saying, "Cheers for the present".
0:07:13 > 0:07:15That's the most unfair thing ever!
0:07:15 > 0:07:18- We should go over so we can see her open it.- That'd be a picture.
0:07:18 > 0:07:20We can't go to a teacher's house, especially on her wedding day.
0:07:20 > 0:07:22No-one tells me what I can't do.
0:07:22 > 0:07:24We're going. Laters.
0:07:24 > 0:07:28- Where are you going?!- Don't worry, sir, I'll keep an eye on them.
0:07:29 > 0:07:32- What are you doing? - Lifting your flaps.
0:07:32 > 0:07:35Don't! Leave 'em alone. Leave 'em alone!
0:07:35 > 0:07:38If this gets ripped my parents will kill me.
0:07:38 > 0:07:40My dad was wearing this the night he met my mum.
0:07:40 > 0:07:42That's a bit creepy, don't you think?
0:07:42 > 0:07:46One person's creepy is another person's sentimental.
0:07:46 > 0:07:49- Stop doing that. - HE CHUCKLES
0:07:49 > 0:07:53How many helium balloons would it take to lift you off the ground?
0:07:53 > 0:07:56- More than you've got.- Let's try it. - How about no?
0:07:56 > 0:07:59- Oh, is Ryan scared of flying? - No, Ryan's scared of dying.
0:07:59 > 0:08:02You're not lifting me up with balloons.
0:08:04 > 0:08:05Of course I am.
0:08:07 > 0:08:09Thank you.
0:08:12 > 0:08:13Here.
0:08:22 > 0:08:24EXHAUST BACKFIRES
0:08:26 > 0:08:29- What...?!- Bruv, what's happening?
0:08:29 > 0:08:32- Start, you evil...!- Bruv, I know I'm no expert on cars,
0:08:32 > 0:08:35but you do have petrol, yeah?
0:08:39 > 0:08:41So now what?
0:08:47 > 0:08:49Right, slow it down.
0:08:51 > 0:08:54Oi, Josh, I got a sick idea for your speech, man.
0:08:54 > 0:08:57Nero, I need your ideas like I need a slap in the face.
0:08:57 > 0:08:59You told me that speech was done weeks ago.
0:08:59 > 0:09:02No, I said I started it weeks ago. You've got to wait for genius, bruv.
0:09:02 > 0:09:06Which means you're leaving it until the last minute as always.
0:09:06 > 0:09:10The best man speech is important, Josh. You better get it done.
0:09:13 > 0:09:14DOORBELL CHIMES
0:09:17 > 0:09:19- Hi. You must be Miss Poppy's mum. - Yes!
0:09:19 > 0:09:22We've come to give her her present. I chose it.
0:09:22 > 0:09:24The important thing is that Zoe-Marie chose it herself.
0:09:24 > 0:09:27We helped pay. Our hearts were in the right place.
0:09:27 > 0:09:30- Well, Mel's a bit busy at the...- It's OK, we'll wait.
0:09:30 > 0:09:33Wow! I can't believe I'm in a real teacher's house!
0:09:34 > 0:09:38- Oh, hello, girls.- Hi, Mrs Carter.
0:09:38 > 0:09:40Don't bother introducing me, then.
0:09:40 > 0:09:42- I'm Bebe, auntie of the groom. - What are you three doing here?
0:09:42 > 0:09:47- How do you even know where I live? - Er...RSVP on the wedding invite.
0:09:47 > 0:09:51- We wanted to see you open our present.- Oh.- Brace yourself.
0:09:58 > 0:09:59I'm speechless.
0:09:59 > 0:10:02- You should totally put it up. - I will do. I'll do that later.
0:10:02 > 0:10:05Anyway, thanks for coming round, you can just...
0:10:09 > 0:10:13Actually, now we're here, is there anything we can help with, miss?
0:10:15 > 0:10:20- I told you it wouldn't work.- Well, you need to lose some weight.
0:10:20 > 0:10:24- You really have started to pork out. - I'm not porking out!
0:10:24 > 0:10:28My mum says I'm sylph-like and lean, like a ballerina.
0:10:28 > 0:10:31- Yes, they do have male ballerinas. - Of course they do.
0:10:31 > 0:10:34We just need a few more balloons, that's all.
0:10:34 > 0:10:37Or...we could try to lighten the load.
0:10:37 > 0:10:41- What? Ash, wait! What are you doing? - Just losing a bit of weight.
0:10:41 > 0:10:44- Stop it!- Oh, come on, it'll be a laugh.
0:10:44 > 0:10:48Only for you. Do you really have so little going on in your stupid head
0:10:48 > 0:10:50that you have to make fun of me?
0:10:50 > 0:10:52Does the balloon baby want an apology?
0:10:52 > 0:10:55Well, a sorry would go some way to making up for the years of abuse.
0:10:55 > 0:10:57Real men don't say sorry.
0:10:57 > 0:11:00Ryan, stop messing about with those balloons.
0:11:00 > 0:11:02Sir, it was not me. Ash put me in here.
0:11:02 > 0:11:05Sir, I'm only trying to get him off the ground.
0:11:05 > 0:11:08But...it is Ryan's fault,
0:11:08 > 0:11:10I mean, he's been on the crisps.
0:11:10 > 0:11:13OK, sir, that is not true! My mum doesn't allow them in the house.
0:11:13 > 0:11:16I promised Miss Andress I'd supervise you.
0:11:16 > 0:11:19Stop messing about and put the balloons where they're meant to be.
0:11:19 > 0:11:20It's like trying to watch a worm
0:11:20 > 0:11:23wriggle his way out of a bunch of grapes.
0:11:23 > 0:11:26- Get off!- Oop!
0:11:26 > 0:11:28Oh, no, no, no!
0:11:28 > 0:11:31- No!- Well done, Ryan!
0:11:31 > 0:11:34How is it my fault?!
0:11:34 > 0:11:36HE SIGHS
0:11:37 > 0:11:41OK...we've got petrol.
0:11:41 > 0:11:45We've got time, right? We just need to get home, we'll still be on track.
0:11:45 > 0:11:48Everything is going to be fine.
0:11:48 > 0:11:50TYRES SCREECH Oh! Oh!
0:11:52 > 0:11:54Look, just take your time. Why not?
0:11:54 > 0:11:57Yeah, that's right, it's not like I'm in a hurry!
0:12:01 > 0:12:03ENGINE BACKFIRES
0:12:08 > 0:12:11Oh! What is it now?!
0:12:11 > 0:12:14What have you done now?! Grrr!
0:12:23 > 0:12:25NATHAN SIGHS AND SPLUTTERS
0:12:25 > 0:12:29- Oh!- Nathan, your suit! - NATHAN GROANS
0:12:29 > 0:12:31Only a matter of time before the dung-heap conked out.
0:12:31 > 0:12:34- What fuel pump did I use? - I dunno...the cheapest one?
0:12:34 > 0:12:38- Was it diesel? I think I put diesel in there!- Is that bad?
0:12:38 > 0:12:41Bad?! It mean's I've ruined the engine. We're stuck here!
0:12:41 > 0:12:42NATHAN SIGHS
0:12:42 > 0:12:47Car's conked out, I'm covered in oil! All on my wedding day!
0:12:47 > 0:12:48NATHAN GROANS
0:12:48 > 0:12:52And you! Why didn't you tell me I was putting diesel in?! Hm?
0:12:52 > 0:12:55I've put up with so much from you for so long!
0:12:55 > 0:12:58That's it! This is the final straw! You've done it now!
0:12:58 > 0:13:00Grrr!
0:13:00 > 0:13:03NATHAN HOLLERS
0:13:03 > 0:13:06- Argh!- Ohh!
0:13:08 > 0:13:11- Are you all right, bruv? - PHONE RINGS
0:13:18 > 0:13:22- Hey, you.- How do I handle your mum and your aunt?
0:13:22 > 0:13:24You can't plaster her in make-up.
0:13:24 > 0:13:28It's for the photos. You're the one who wants to hide her under a veil.
0:13:28 > 0:13:30A veil is like a symbol of innocence.
0:13:30 > 0:13:34You know what, just let 'em go at it, they'll run out of steam eventually.
0:13:35 > 0:13:41- Second problem, how do I get rid of Agness, Molly and Zoe-Marie?- What?
0:13:41 > 0:13:44Molly, stop going through drawers and help me with the sandwiches.
0:13:44 > 0:13:46Check it out. She has a garlic press.
0:13:46 > 0:13:50- What does a teacher need with a garlic press?- To press garlic!
0:13:50 > 0:13:53- Look at me, I'm a bride! - Take that off, Zoe-Marie.
0:13:53 > 0:13:57We should totally demand that she makes us her bridesmaids.
0:13:57 > 0:13:59Why would anyone want to be a bridesmaid?
0:13:59 > 0:14:02- To get in the photos.- Why would anyone want their photo taken?
0:14:02 > 0:14:06- Just because you don't show up in pictures or mirrors.- Zoe-Marie!
0:14:06 > 0:14:08Don't have a go at me, you put the mustard there.
0:14:08 > 0:14:10- It's ruined!- No it ain't.
0:14:10 > 0:14:13- Everyone knows you use mayonnaise to get stains out.- That's a load of...
0:14:15 > 0:14:17Maybe it were ketchup.
0:14:20 > 0:14:22Well, that went well.
0:14:22 > 0:14:26I guess she won't be asking us to be bridesmaids now.
0:14:29 > 0:14:32The caretaker said the power surge must've tripped the safety.
0:14:32 > 0:14:36I've now got to go to the power room and flick a switch. Ash, with me.
0:14:36 > 0:14:38Aye-aye!
0:14:38 > 0:14:41Wait. What about me? You can't leave me like this.
0:14:41 > 0:14:45- Burst your way out. - I'll burst you in a minute.
0:14:45 > 0:14:47Did you hear that?
0:14:47 > 0:14:49Ash?
0:14:49 > 0:14:50I said I'd burst you.
0:14:50 > 0:14:54"The lifting of the veil was part of ancient wedding ritual,
0:14:54 > 0:14:58"symbolising the groom taking his wife as his property".
0:14:58 > 0:15:03Look, the veil is an important part of the ceremony and she's having it.
0:15:03 > 0:15:06- Is this a bad time? - No, this is a great time.
0:15:06 > 0:15:10I'm just having the wedding day I've always dreamed of.
0:15:13 > 0:15:15- What happened?!- We had a bit of an accident.- Sorry.
0:15:15 > 0:15:17Soz. We made a replacement though.
0:15:17 > 0:15:20I had to use your net curtains, I know you don't mind.
0:15:20 > 0:15:24That's fine. I can live with that. No veil. That's that decision made.
0:15:24 > 0:15:27Happy now? No veil!
0:15:27 > 0:15:29BEBE SOBS
0:15:29 > 0:15:31Oh! Bebe!
0:15:33 > 0:15:37So if you're not mad at us, does that mean we can be bridesmaids?
0:15:37 > 0:15:40- Can we? Can we? Can we? Can we? - Fine! Whatever.
0:15:40 > 0:15:41Yes!
0:15:48 > 0:15:52OK, panic over. Let's just get the cake inside, then go back
0:15:52 > 0:15:54and get the rest of the food, yeah?
0:15:54 > 0:15:56- Where's the cake? - I thought Nero had it.
0:15:56 > 0:16:00- I thought you had it.- Josh did have it.- It's in the taxi, man.
0:16:00 > 0:16:05- Relax! What is your problem with me? - Josh, let's just grab the cake and...
0:16:05 > 0:16:08Hey! Stop! Hey! You've got my cake!
0:16:08 > 0:16:10Stop! Hey!
0:16:10 > 0:16:11Taxi!
0:16:11 > 0:16:14I flicked the switch and nothing happened.
0:16:14 > 0:16:16I can't believe I've not been down here before,
0:16:16 > 0:16:20it's like... It's like the inside of my head made real.
0:16:20 > 0:16:22Monday?! But the wedding's today!
0:16:22 > 0:16:24HE SIGHS
0:16:24 > 0:16:26The caretaker can't do anything until Monday.
0:16:26 > 0:16:29And with my keyboard bust, I can't play at the ceremony.
0:16:29 > 0:16:31It's not all bad news, then.
0:16:31 > 0:16:32Just kidding.
0:16:32 > 0:16:35I found a box of candles when I was looking for the torch.
0:16:35 > 0:16:39- Candles. Candles! Ash, you're a genius!- And handsome.
0:16:39 > 0:16:41Doesn't help with the music.
0:16:41 > 0:16:44Couldn't you just go unplugged? Like, bang a drum or something?
0:16:44 > 0:16:48Well, that's it! The school orchestra. I could call them up.
0:16:55 > 0:16:59Are you trying to marry Mel or a ten-year-old boy?
0:16:59 > 0:17:01Hey, it was all they had, all right?
0:17:01 > 0:17:02I don't know if you've noticed,
0:17:02 > 0:17:06since you left my last cake in a taxi and the other shop is 40 miles away,
0:17:06 > 0:17:09- I'm kind of desperate. - Look, I'm really sorry, bro.
0:17:09 > 0:17:11Hope you've got deep pockets, cuz.
0:17:11 > 0:17:14Going to need it for all that guilt you'll be carrying.
0:17:14 > 0:17:16Me? Mate, this is your fault.
0:17:16 > 0:17:19Best man? Nah, worst man more like.
0:17:19 > 0:17:23- Whoa!- Hey!- Before you say anything, that was Nero's fault.
0:17:23 > 0:17:26- When will you stop blaming others? - None of this would have happened
0:17:26 > 0:17:29if this annoying little freak had kept his hands on his own stuff.
0:17:29 > 0:17:31- You're out of order, Josh.- Am I?
0:17:31 > 0:17:34Ever since we left the house, he's been telling me
0:17:34 > 0:17:37how I should be doing my best-man's speech. Why is he even here?
0:17:37 > 0:17:39- I mean, why does he even exist? - Fine.
0:17:39 > 0:17:42- Don't want me around, I'll find my own way home.- Move man.- Hey.
0:17:42 > 0:17:45You need to learn responsibility. Grow up a bit, Josh.
0:17:45 > 0:17:49He's younger than you, he's your little cousin, he's family.
0:17:49 > 0:17:52- This is proper mash-up. - Go and apologise.
0:17:52 > 0:17:55Fine, I'll apologise to the pawn.
0:17:55 > 0:17:58But here, I saved these for you.
0:18:07 > 0:18:10- Nero, wait up, man.- You don't want me around, I get it.
0:18:10 > 0:18:12How are you going to get back on your own?
0:18:12 > 0:18:14I'll call my dad to pick me up. At least he wants me around.
0:18:14 > 0:18:16Listen...what you were saying
0:18:16 > 0:18:19about lending me some of your dad's records, I'd really like that.
0:18:19 > 0:18:24- I'll ask him.- I'm sure I could ask him at the wedding.
0:18:24 > 0:18:26He might not make it, he's got work today.
0:18:26 > 0:18:28- Today's Saturday. - He's busy, all right?!
0:18:28 > 0:18:31OK, why are all my Carter-senses telling me
0:18:31 > 0:18:34that not all is well in the world of Nero?
0:18:38 > 0:18:42Mum and Dad, they've...they've sort of had a row and...
0:18:42 > 0:18:45- they're not talking at the moment. - Since when, man?
0:18:45 > 0:18:49A couple of weeks ago. Me and Mum have been staying with mates.
0:18:49 > 0:18:53Bruv, that sounds like more than just a row.
0:18:53 > 0:18:55Nah. No, they've argued before.
0:18:55 > 0:18:58Eventually they'll make up with one another
0:18:58 > 0:19:01and then everything's going to be sweet.
0:19:01 > 0:19:03# You know, honestly I never thought I'd say this
0:19:03 > 0:19:06# But that cousin of mine I underestimated
0:19:06 > 0:19:08# I just had him down as an annoying little kid
0:19:08 > 0:19:11# And kinda overlooked all the little positives
0:19:11 > 0:19:13# Becoming clear though He's a decent guy
0:19:13 > 0:19:16# There's more to Nero than meets the eye
0:19:16 > 0:19:18# Maybe he's just like I used to be
0:19:18 > 0:19:21# Discovering himself and finding his feet
0:19:21 > 0:19:24# But how am I helping if I get in his way?
0:19:24 > 0:19:26# I've already helped ruin Nathan's big day
0:19:26 > 0:19:29# It's like I'm looking but I've not learned to see
0:19:29 > 0:19:32# Some best man I turned out to be
0:19:32 > 0:19:34# I need to take control of this Step up, grow up
0:19:34 > 0:19:37# Before I watch this whole big wedding day blow up
0:19:37 > 0:19:40# Nathan's right, I'm a young man not a little weed
0:19:40 > 0:19:42# Time to take on proper responsibility
0:19:42 > 0:19:44# This is me!
0:19:44 > 0:19:45# From best man to worst man
0:19:45 > 0:19:48# I played this one wrong and it hurts, man!
0:19:48 > 0:19:50# Time to grow up First things first, man
0:19:50 > 0:19:54# Gotta get back to best man from the worst man, man, man... #
0:19:54 > 0:19:58Look, man, whatever happens between your mum and your dad,
0:19:58 > 0:20:01if you ever need anyone to talk to, I'm here, yeah?
0:20:01 > 0:20:03I don't need no-one's pity!
0:20:03 > 0:20:05Come on, man, it's the least I can do for you.
0:20:05 > 0:20:09We're family, right? But right now, we've got to go and help Nathan
0:20:09 > 0:20:14- and turn this never-ending disaster into an epic win.- How?
0:20:14 > 0:20:16I've got a couple of ideas.
0:20:16 > 0:20:18Come on.
0:20:27 > 0:20:29Ryan?
0:20:33 > 0:20:35Ryan?!
0:20:35 > 0:20:38Your shoes were the only thing keeping you on the ground.
0:20:38 > 0:20:40Stay there! I'll get you down.
0:20:46 > 0:20:48HE GROANS
0:20:48 > 0:20:51I never thought you'd actually float!
0:20:51 > 0:20:52Please come down, Ryan.
0:20:54 > 0:20:58I'm sorry for all the times I called you all those names.
0:20:58 > 0:21:02You know, Captain Ploppy, Stinkweasel, The Custard Kid.
0:21:02 > 0:21:04And all those practical jokes I played on you.
0:21:04 > 0:21:08Like...when I put that mashed potato in your locker.
0:21:08 > 0:21:12I know I'm the worst friend ever, but...I'm sorry.
0:21:14 > 0:21:16That's all I needed to hear.
0:21:16 > 0:21:20- It wasn't that hard, was it? - I take it back.
0:21:20 > 0:21:22Every word.
0:21:22 > 0:21:24That's the orchestra sorted.
0:21:24 > 0:21:26Now, all we have to do is put the candles out
0:21:26 > 0:21:28and then scoot over to the church.
0:21:30 > 0:21:33- Is everything OK in here? - Better than ever, sir.
0:21:35 > 0:21:37Next time you're stuck on the ceiling, Ryan,
0:21:37 > 0:21:39I'm leaving you there.
0:21:40 > 0:21:42CHURCH BELLS CHIME
0:21:42 > 0:21:45CHATTER MAN: There's the car.
0:21:48 > 0:21:50You'll have to go around again.
0:21:50 > 0:21:54- Still no sign? - He's not answering his phone.
0:21:54 > 0:21:58- You don't think he's having second thoughts?- Of course not, love.
0:21:58 > 0:22:01No, no. Look, just go round the block again and I'm sure he'll be...
0:22:01 > 0:22:02HORN
0:22:02 > 0:22:06- LAUGHTER What do you reckon?- Has to be.
0:22:06 > 0:22:10Can you go around one more time? Sorry.
0:22:12 > 0:22:15Right, just...just wait.
0:22:15 > 0:22:17It's bad luck to see the bride.
0:22:17 > 0:22:19- You're late.- Look, it's my fault. I'm sorry.
0:22:19 > 0:22:23- Well, can you just hurry up inside, please.- Thank you, B-Mode.
0:22:23 > 0:22:25B-Mode always helps friends.
0:22:25 > 0:22:27Come on! Move! Move! Move!
0:22:27 > 0:22:31- Late to your own wedding! - Mum, calm down, I'm here.- Come on.
0:22:31 > 0:22:35- I thought you was kidding when you said you knew B-Mode.- Come on, man.
0:22:35 > 0:22:37CHURCH BELLS PEEL
0:22:40 > 0:22:44ORCHESTRA PLAYS THE DEATH MARCH
0:22:52 > 0:22:55ORCHESTRA PLAYS THE WEDDING MARCH
0:23:19 > 0:23:22Our lovely bridesmaids!
0:23:22 > 0:23:24APPLAUSE
0:23:24 > 0:23:28Finally... Finally, I just...
0:23:28 > 0:23:32- On behalf of myself and my wife... - Ohh!- Yeah!
0:23:32 > 0:23:35I just want to say thank you all for coming
0:23:35 > 0:23:38and also for all your generous presents.
0:23:38 > 0:23:43- Yes!- Which... Which just leaves me to introduce my best man.
0:23:43 > 0:23:45It's fair to say we've had our moments,
0:23:45 > 0:23:48but then what family doesn't, right?
0:23:48 > 0:23:51Although I should add that I'm fully expecting
0:23:51 > 0:23:54the next proceedings to be a massive stitch-up.
0:23:54 > 0:23:57LAUGHTER
0:23:57 > 0:24:02Ladies and gents, welcome my best man...
0:24:02 > 0:24:04my brother, Josh Carter.
0:24:04 > 0:24:07CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:24:11 > 0:24:14# Way back when life was made black and white
0:24:14 > 0:24:17# A baby was born called Nathan That's right
0:24:17 > 0:24:21# And going to the bog around the house was what he specialised in
0:24:21 > 0:24:22# Except he never used a potty
0:24:22 > 0:24:25# And I'm not saying Nathan was an ugly baby
0:24:25 > 0:24:28# But anyone who tried to look into the buggy fainted
0:24:28 > 0:24:31# On his first day of wearing school trousers he wet a pair
0:24:31 > 0:24:33# Then he went and wet a spare
0:24:33 > 0:24:36# And we all know how he went as a teen
0:24:36 > 0:24:38# From bad to awful and everything in-between
0:24:38 > 0:24:41# He specialised in pranks and other nonsense
0:24:41 > 0:24:44# Terrorised teachers Elmsbury's most wanted
0:24:44 > 0:24:46# Legend in the playground Villain in the staff room
0:24:46 > 0:24:49# Hair like a strange clown Face like a cartoon
0:24:49 > 0:24:51# Left school bumming round with his mates
0:24:51 > 0:24:54# Nearly was a rap superstar by mistake
0:24:54 > 0:24:57# Went full circle Came back to school
0:24:57 > 0:24:59# Perfect place to go act the fool
0:24:59 > 0:25:02# Now, next thing I know Big bro's telling me
0:25:02 > 0:25:04# He's become obsessed with a teacher called Melanie
0:25:04 > 0:25:06- ALL: Aw! - # Did it happen straightaway?
0:25:06 > 0:25:09# Not quite, but she is like the only thing he's ever got right
0:25:09 > 0:25:12# So let's raise a glass to the happy couple
0:25:12 > 0:25:15# And to Nathan, my stupid big brother, man, I love you. #
0:25:15 > 0:25:18ALL: Aw! APPLAUSE
0:25:18 > 0:25:19To Nathan and Mel.
0:25:19 > 0:25:23ALL: To Nathan and Mel.
0:25:23 > 0:25:24- MAN:- Whoo!
0:25:24 > 0:25:27ORCHESTRA PLAYS "SOMEWHERE OVER THE RAINBOW"
0:25:27 > 0:25:29Hey.
0:25:29 > 0:25:32- Thanks for marrying me. - Thanks for turning up.
0:25:32 > 0:25:35- Well, it's the least I could do.- Hm.
0:25:37 > 0:25:39It looks magical.
0:25:39 > 0:25:41- Did you ever doubt me?- Never!
0:25:44 > 0:25:46Nice trainers, by the way.
0:26:07 > 0:26:11So this is it. My big bro all growed up.
0:26:11 > 0:26:14- Thanks for all you did today.- What, stress you out and smash a cake?
0:26:14 > 0:26:18HE LAUGHS It was a proper Carter wedding.
0:26:18 > 0:26:21Yeah, I suppose so. Look, thank you for everything, bro.
0:26:21 > 0:26:24And, Mel, take good care of him, yeah?
0:26:24 > 0:26:27I'll do my best, Josh.
0:26:29 > 0:26:31Laters, bruv.
0:26:32 > 0:26:34Laters.
0:26:45 > 0:26:48CHEERING
0:26:54 > 0:26:56Sick best-man's rap, cuz.
0:26:56 > 0:27:00Look, you were right about just saying it from the heart, man.
0:27:00 > 0:27:02I'm always right. You know where to find me
0:27:02 > 0:27:06- if you ever need someone to bounce ideas off.- Look, I ain't in no rush.
0:27:06 > 0:27:10I mean, I just got rid of Nathan and now I got my room back, so...
0:27:10 > 0:27:13Boys, we've got something to tell you.
0:27:13 > 0:27:18- Nero, how would you like live with Josh for a little while?- Oh, what?!
0:27:18 > 0:27:21- Are you asking or telling?- We've got nowhere else to go, love.
0:27:21 > 0:27:24Josh, you don't mind sharing your room with Nero, do you?
0:27:24 > 0:27:26Anyone smell smoke?
0:27:26 > 0:27:29Whoever's smoking better not give me black lung.
0:27:29 > 0:27:32ALARM It's the school!
0:27:32 > 0:27:34Nero!
0:27:39 > 0:27:42- Maybe we used too many candles. - We? You mean, you!
0:27:42 > 0:27:45Me?!
0:27:45 > 0:27:47- GIRL:- Stop...stop it!
0:27:52 > 0:27:54- # Can't live with 'em - And you can't kick 'em out
0:27:54 > 0:27:55# When they're up They rub it in your face
0:27:55 > 0:27:57# Kick you when you're down
0:27:57 > 0:27:59- # But when no-one understands them - You know what they're on about
0:27:59 > 0:28:02- # Always gonna be around - Got to find a common ground
0:28:02 > 0:28:05# If you know so much about me
0:28:05 > 0:28:07# Where do I go from here?
0:28:07 > 0:28:09- # Gotta see 'em every day - You can never get away
0:28:09 > 0:28:12# The only time that you're the boss at four o'clock! #