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0:00:06 > 0:00:09# Where do you go when you know nobody can understand you?

0:00:09 > 0:00:12# When it's just too much to handle

0:00:12 > 0:00:15# What do you do when you end up somewhere you never planned to?

0:00:15 > 0:00:17# Wash that stress out Like it was shampoo

0:00:17 > 0:00:20# You should stay It can change

0:00:20 > 0:00:22# There's good days And bad days

0:00:22 > 0:00:26# But one day down the line This time is sure to stop

0:00:26 > 0:00:28# So the only time is now 4 o'clock! #

0:00:30 > 0:00:31'Mum...'

0:00:31 > 0:00:32Wedding DVD.

0:00:32 > 0:00:35Oh, I can't bear to look.

0:00:35 > 0:00:37Your dress wasn't that bad.

0:00:37 > 0:00:38I wasn't talking about my dress,

0:00:38 > 0:00:41I was talking about the school burning to the ground.

0:00:44 > 0:00:46Aw, check it out!

0:00:46 > 0:00:49You won't find it so funny when you're at Fowlmere.

0:00:49 > 0:00:53Mum, it's a different school with teachers and pupils,

0:00:53 > 0:00:55not boggarts and Dementors.

0:00:55 > 0:00:56BOTH: Mmm!

0:00:56 > 0:00:58Mm. Josh Carter read a book.

0:00:58 > 0:01:01Deal with it.

0:01:01 > 0:01:04I just wish I could afford to send you somewhere decent,

0:01:04 > 0:01:06like Ryan's parents.

0:01:06 > 0:01:08HE RAPS # Now we're out here

0:01:08 > 0:01:10# Who's afraid of Fowlmere?

0:01:10 > 0:01:13# Who's afraid of Fowlmere? Who's afraid of Fowlmere?

0:01:13 > 0:01:15# Who's afraid of the big bad school?

0:01:15 > 0:01:18# It's just another doss for a bit, that's cool

0:01:18 > 0:01:21# And this one'll love me even more than the last did

0:01:21 > 0:01:24# Trouble-making, teacher-baiting, Bunking-out-of-class kid

0:01:24 > 0:01:27# Can't think why mum's worried I'm a born winner

0:01:27 > 0:01:30# Thicker-skinned than the custard in your school dinner

0:01:30 > 0:01:33# Can't tell me that I'm going to miss Elmsbury

0:01:33 > 0:01:36# That'll be the day that we all see hell freeze

0:01:36 > 0:01:38# And everybody's coursework got burnt up

0:01:38 > 0:01:41# But I never did mine so not the worst luck!

0:01:41 > 0:01:44# OK, fair enough I might've lost Ryan

0:01:44 > 0:01:47# But three of my best mates are in the same place I'm in

0:01:47 > 0:01:49# Agness, Ash and Zoe-Marie

0:01:49 > 0:01:53# Even Dexter as well So it's going to be

0:01:53 > 0:01:55# Nothing like the way my mum assumes it's doom

0:01:55 > 0:01:56# And if it is?

0:01:56 > 0:01:59# I'll stick to the music room Boom!

0:01:59 > 0:02:01# Now we're out here Who's afraid of Fowlmere?

0:02:01 > 0:02:04# Now we're out here Who's afraid of Fowlmere?

0:02:04 > 0:02:07# Now we're out here Who's afraid of Fowlmere?

0:02:07 > 0:02:09# Who's afraid of Fowlmere? Who's afraid of Fowlmere... #

0:02:09 > 0:02:12DOOR BELL RINGS

0:02:12 > 0:02:14Hey, Dexter. What's in the tin?

0:02:14 > 0:02:16Cookies! Ooh...

0:02:16 > 0:02:18Thanks, I made them.

0:02:18 > 0:02:20Oh.

0:02:20 > 0:02:21I'll leave them, then.

0:02:21 > 0:02:24- Who're they for?- My new colleagues.

0:02:24 > 0:02:26Oh, what they ever do to you, man?

0:02:26 > 0:02:30- They're to break the ice.- Oooh... Someone feeling a bit nervous..?

0:02:30 > 0:02:32Nah. Can't wait. Erm...

0:02:32 > 0:02:34Excuse me.

0:02:38 > 0:02:40- HE RAPS - # Now we're out here

0:02:40 > 0:02:41#I'm afraid of Fowlmere

0:02:41 > 0:02:43# Now we're out here I'm afraid of Fowlmere

0:02:43 > 0:02:46# Now we're out here I'm afraid of Fowlmere

0:02:46 > 0:02:49# I'm afraid of Fowlmere I'm afraid of Fowlmere!

0:02:49 > 0:02:52# OK, let me get a grip I can do this!

0:02:52 > 0:02:55# I've got the experience Here's my chance to prove it

0:02:55 > 0:02:58# I can handle Fowlmere So what if it's derelict?

0:02:58 > 0:03:01# If I get a bit of stick I can handle getting it

0:03:01 > 0:03:04# I've run the 4 O'Clock Club It wasn't easy

0:03:04 > 0:03:07# And I've been head-to-head with Zoe-Marie, believe me!

0:03:07 > 0:03:10# Yes, I heard the kids eat teachers for dinner

0:03:10 > 0:03:12# But I am Dexter Harris I'm a winner!

0:03:12 > 0:03:13# Yes, Winner!

0:03:13 > 0:03:15- REFLECTION:- # Winning? Please! Who are you kidding?

0:03:15 > 0:03:18# They'll pull you limb from limb and that is only the beginning

0:03:18 > 0:03:21# Cos you're weak, pathetic You might as well forget it

0:03:21 > 0:03:24# You're going to end up crying in a cupboard, you'll regret it!

0:03:24 > 0:03:27# And that's only if you don't get hospitalised

0:03:27 > 0:03:29# By some falling tiles when the roof subsides

0:03:29 > 0:03:32# You'll be flushed away before you've even arrived

0:03:32 > 0:03:36# You're a loser And losers get eaten alive. #

0:03:36 > 0:03:38Argh!

0:03:41 > 0:03:45- Bye, love. Have a nice day.- I'll try. But what with getting mugged

0:03:45 > 0:03:48- and chased around by rabid year-sevens...- Nero!

0:03:51 > 0:03:53Josh's jumper looks lovely on you.

0:03:53 > 0:03:57Yeah! If you like sticks wearing sleeping bags.

0:03:57 > 0:03:58Mum, why do I even have to go?

0:03:58 > 0:04:01- Because this is where we live now. - Yeah, till you and Dad make it up.

0:04:01 > 0:04:04- Love, that's not going to happen. - Mum, get real.

0:04:04 > 0:04:07You ain't even bought me a proper uniform.

0:04:07 > 0:04:10- We'll be back home by Friday. - Nero...- Sorry. I got to go.

0:04:11 > 0:04:14I'm late for the boring school you're making me go to!

0:04:14 > 0:04:16Attitude!

0:04:23 > 0:04:25CAR HORNS BEEP

0:04:28 > 0:04:29Oi, Ryan, you massive plank!

0:04:31 > 0:04:34- What are you doing here?- I've come to tell you how much I'll miss you.

0:04:34 > 0:04:37You'll definitely be the coolest kid they've ever had in Cello Club.

0:04:37 > 0:04:38Yeah, yeah(!)

0:04:38 > 0:04:41It'll just be nice not to have you constantly trying to embarrass me.

0:04:41 > 0:04:44What? You mean like telling people about that time...

0:04:44 > 0:04:46- IN A LOUD VOICE:- ..that you wore those see-through trunks!

0:04:46 > 0:04:48Yeah.

0:04:48 > 0:04:52What about the time you called Mr Byron "Mum"?

0:04:52 > 0:04:55- Yeah.- And what about the time you sat in that mince

0:04:55 > 0:04:58and the Doberman tried to bite your bum?

0:04:58 > 0:05:00Yes! Look, it's just going to be nice to have a fresh start

0:05:00 > 0:05:02where nobody knows me.

0:05:02 > 0:05:04Oi, meat cheeks!

0:05:12 > 0:05:14Hey, Ryan. Are you coming in or what?

0:05:14 > 0:05:17SCHOOL BELL RINGS

0:05:17 > 0:05:19Molly Finnegan, Ryan Woods!

0:05:19 > 0:05:22No standing in the road. Detention!

0:05:22 > 0:05:24Good luck with that fresh start, mate!

0:05:40 > 0:05:43CAR HORN BEEPS

0:05:45 > 0:05:47- Oi!- Get off your bike!

0:05:47 > 0:05:48Wondering where to park your bike?

0:05:48 > 0:05:51Go back to Elmsbury - there's loads of space there.

0:05:51 > 0:05:54Go back to where you came!

0:05:54 > 0:05:56Don't worry, Ash. We'll look after you.

0:05:56 > 0:05:59What makes you think I'm scared of that lot?

0:05:59 > 0:06:02- Elmsbury!- Egg!

0:06:02 > 0:06:05This is like real-life Angry Birds. I hate Angry Birds.

0:06:05 > 0:06:07They're well touchy, and they're birds.

0:06:18 > 0:06:19Excuse me.

0:06:19 > 0:06:21Crispin Bell, head teacher.

0:06:21 > 0:06:22I see.

0:06:22 > 0:06:24Aine O'Brien -

0:06:24 > 0:06:26also head teacher.

0:06:26 > 0:06:28Oh, yes. They said there'd be a job share...

0:06:28 > 0:06:30for a time.

0:06:30 > 0:06:31Well, until the governors decide

0:06:31 > 0:06:35we'll just have to manage between the two of us.

0:06:35 > 0:06:38- Absolutely.- Let me show you where you'll be working.

0:06:43 > 0:06:45Oh, this is most...

0:06:45 > 0:06:47acceptable.

0:06:47 > 0:06:49Oh, I'm sorry,

0:06:49 > 0:06:51this is my office.

0:06:51 > 0:06:53You're next door.

0:07:07 > 0:07:10I think it's important we have our own space.

0:07:10 > 0:07:12- I...- Good. Now, whilst I'm here,

0:07:12 > 0:07:15perhaps we could talk about general standards of discipline.

0:07:15 > 0:07:17I've put a lot of work into my school

0:07:17 > 0:07:21and I don't want to see that undone by your pupils.

0:07:25 > 0:07:27But this is Fowlmere,

0:07:27 > 0:07:29it's the worst school in the county.

0:07:29 > 0:07:31If anything, my lot will drive the standards up.

0:07:31 > 0:07:33Really?

0:07:33 > 0:07:35With the likes of...

0:07:36 > 0:07:38..Josh Carter, Ashley Newman,

0:07:38 > 0:07:40Zoe-Marie Ingham,

0:07:40 > 0:07:42Agness Adow.

0:07:42 > 0:07:45Challenging students, of course.

0:07:45 > 0:07:47But not unmanageable,

0:07:47 > 0:07:49not with the right hand.

0:07:49 > 0:07:51Even piranhas toe the line -

0:07:51 > 0:07:54when the shark's in town.

0:07:55 > 0:07:57Well, I hope so.

0:07:57 > 0:07:59Otherwise I will step in.

0:08:06 > 0:08:08Oh, great - late!

0:08:08 > 0:08:10Josh, give us a hand.

0:08:14 > 0:08:16PHONE RINGS

0:08:22 > 0:08:24Whoa, who's the girlfriend?

0:08:24 > 0:08:26Mr Bell asked me to do some first-aid demo,

0:08:26 > 0:08:28some sort of insurance thing cos of the fire.

0:08:28 > 0:08:30Here, grab her feet.

0:08:30 > 0:08:31No, man. I'm good.

0:08:31 > 0:08:35I mean, I'm cool, but even I wouldn't roll with this whole thing,

0:08:35 > 0:08:36so you're on your own.

0:08:37 > 0:08:41- Not a chance.- Ah, come on! You're both being ridiculous.

0:08:41 > 0:08:43Who's going to say anything about this?

0:08:43 > 0:08:45CAR HORN HONKS All right?

0:08:45 > 0:08:48- What you doing with that dummy? - Oh, I'm just...- Oh.

0:08:48 > 0:08:51Sorry, mate, I was talking to the one in the tracksuit.

0:08:51 > 0:08:54THEY LAUGH

0:08:54 > 0:08:56OK, maybe you have a point.

0:08:56 > 0:08:59PHONE RINGS

0:08:59 > 0:09:00Oh, hey, Auntie.

0:09:00 > 0:09:03Where's Josh?

0:09:03 > 0:09:04No, you know what, I haven't seen him

0:09:04 > 0:09:07since he fell down that massive hole by reception...

0:09:07 > 0:09:09Give me the phone. Mum?

0:09:09 > 0:09:10Yeah, hi. I'm all right.

0:09:10 > 0:09:13I'm going to be fine, so don't call again, OK?

0:09:13 > 0:09:15Yeah. All right. Love you too, Mum.

0:09:15 > 0:09:17Yeah, bye-bye.

0:09:17 > 0:09:19"Love you too, Mum."

0:09:21 > 0:09:23Oh, what just happened?!

0:09:23 > 0:09:25You broke your key?

0:09:32 > 0:09:33Oi, Dexter!

0:09:44 > 0:09:46In these tough times,

0:09:46 > 0:09:48it's vital we all work together.

0:09:48 > 0:09:50PUPILS GROAN

0:09:50 > 0:09:54You may have to share your locker with another student.

0:09:54 > 0:09:56PUPILS GROAN

0:09:57 > 0:10:02You may even have to adapt to changes in your timetable.

0:10:04 > 0:10:08But I know that with the talent and dedication

0:10:08 > 0:10:10of our combined teaching staff,

0:10:10 > 0:10:12we will...

0:10:14 > 0:10:16LAUGHTER

0:10:21 > 0:10:24Don't ever embarrass me like that again.

0:10:24 > 0:10:26Don't you understand, we're fighting for our lives here!

0:10:26 > 0:10:27I am so sorry.

0:10:27 > 0:10:33Ah. Mrs O'Brien, meet one of Elmsbury's finest teachers.

0:10:33 > 0:10:35Mr Harris.

0:10:35 > 0:10:39He's really worked magic with some of our more challenging pupils.

0:10:39 > 0:10:42In fact, he was just saying he wouldn't mind running detention here

0:10:42 > 0:10:45if you really need to get a grip on some of your students.

0:10:45 > 0:10:46What?!

0:10:46 > 0:10:48That's rather Mr Nunn's domain.

0:10:48 > 0:10:50I wouldn't want to intrude.

0:10:50 > 0:10:53Oh, no, no, mate. You go right ahead.

0:10:53 > 0:10:54Good luck.

0:10:54 > 0:10:55I couldn't possibly...

0:10:55 > 0:11:00That's settled then. Dexter Harris is the new detention tsar.

0:11:00 > 0:11:02As Mr Bell seems so confident,

0:11:02 > 0:11:05I have no objection. Excuse me.

0:11:11 > 0:11:15You've got your own Taser and pepper spray or you want to borrow mine?

0:11:24 > 0:11:28Aw, man, someone is going to be well annoyed.

0:11:28 > 0:11:31- Eli, isn't this your stuff? - Oh. Yeah.

0:11:31 > 0:11:33Sorry, man, I was told we had to share.

0:11:33 > 0:11:36You've got more stuff than The Queen crossed with my granny.

0:11:36 > 0:11:37Oh, wow! I was looking for that!

0:11:39 > 0:11:41Have you never heard of salmonella?

0:11:41 > 0:11:44That Italian kid in year nine?

0:11:44 > 0:11:45Oi!

0:11:47 > 0:11:51I'm Eli. This is Owen. He's a full-time scout.

0:11:51 > 0:11:54Dib dib dib - doorknob doorknob doorknob.

0:11:54 > 0:11:56I've told you it doesn't go like that!

0:11:56 > 0:11:57FLIES BUZZ

0:11:57 > 0:11:59Eurgh...

0:12:01 > 0:12:03Aw, you've got a locker buddy!

0:12:03 > 0:12:04Yeah, with rotten feet.

0:12:04 > 0:12:07Oi, Elmsbury! Gerroff!

0:12:08 > 0:12:11So, hi, I'm Josh...

0:12:11 > 0:12:14Ooh, Josh! Spiffing! What you doing in my locker?!

0:12:14 > 0:12:15It's my locker too...

0:12:15 > 0:12:18No, no, no, no. It's MINE. Got my name on it.

0:12:18 > 0:12:20What, "wazzock"?

0:12:20 > 0:12:22No, "Isaac"!

0:12:22 > 0:12:24What, "Isaac Wazzock?"

0:12:25 > 0:12:27No! Shurrup!

0:12:27 > 0:12:30Well, this has been delightful.

0:12:32 > 0:12:34What about your locker?

0:12:34 > 0:12:36We'll wait here till the Angry Man's finished.

0:12:36 > 0:12:38And then I'll take his stupid shoes

0:12:38 > 0:12:40and put them in that hole near reception.

0:12:42 > 0:12:43You seen this...?!

0:12:45 > 0:12:47What?

0:12:49 > 0:12:52I'm not doing Music?

0:12:52 > 0:12:54BELL RINGS

0:12:54 > 0:12:57Hey! What's in there? Is it a rat?

0:12:57 > 0:12:59Be my guest.

0:13:01 > 0:13:03Cookies.

0:13:03 > 0:13:06Do you reckon you can eat six of these in a minute?

0:13:06 > 0:13:09Don't be stupid. No-one could eat six of those in a minute.

0:13:09 > 0:13:11Stop it!

0:13:11 > 0:13:13We need to get to Geography!

0:13:13 > 0:13:16Have you any idea how easy it is to choke to death on a chocolate chip?

0:13:16 > 0:13:20Grand. Grand. The bell has gone. Why aren't you in lessons?

0:13:20 > 0:13:22Detention. And you? Name?

0:13:22 > 0:13:24- Mm-mm.- What?

0:13:24 > 0:13:25Fine.

0:13:28 > 0:13:32Well, well, well. The famous Josh Carter.

0:13:32 > 0:13:36Detention for you too. Now get back to lessons.

0:13:38 > 0:13:41- Thanks a lot, Josh. - Ain't my name. Not even my jumper.

0:13:41 > 0:13:43I'm only at this stupid school cos my parents had a row.

0:13:43 > 0:13:45The second they're back together I'm out of here.

0:13:45 > 0:13:49Well, while you are here, you might want stay out of trouble.

0:13:51 > 0:13:52Or...

0:13:52 > 0:13:54# Hey today might not be all bad

0:13:54 > 0:13:57# Got a licence to kill and there's trouble to be had

0:13:57 > 0:14:00# I could roam alone Wreak havoc on the school

0:14:00 > 0:14:03# Or maybe with these two sidekicks They seem cool

0:14:03 > 0:14:05# Well, maybe one of them But I could run with them

0:14:05 > 0:14:08# Make a lame school day seem fun again

0:14:08 > 0:14:09# OK, I never wanted to be here

0:14:09 > 0:14:12But now I'm here I might as well be Menace of the Year

0:14:12 > 0:14:14# Cos what have I got to lose?

0:14:14 > 0:14:15# I'm not even Nero here

0:14:15 > 0:14:17# I'm walking round in Josh's shoes!

0:14:17 > 0:14:19# And really what's the worst they can do? Expel me?

0:14:19 > 0:14:22# Mate, I'm leaving anyway, there's nothing you can tell me!

0:14:22 > 0:14:23# No-one knows my real name

0:14:23 > 0:14:24# Isn't that a real shame

0:14:24 > 0:14:26# Head teacher, listen up

0:14:26 > 0:14:27# You're about to feel pain!

0:14:27 > 0:14:30# Raise hell, now I'm gone, leave ya speechless

0:14:30 > 0:14:32# And leave Josh to pick up the pieces!

0:14:35 > 0:14:37# Yeah, this much is true

0:14:39 > 0:14:42# I've got nothing to lose

0:14:45 > 0:14:47# Yeah, this much is true

0:14:49 > 0:14:52# I've got nothing to lose. #

0:14:58 > 0:15:00This is a get out of jail free card.

0:15:00 > 0:15:03Just got to figure out how to use it.

0:15:03 > 0:15:05Right, exactly. Well, this is the thing.

0:15:05 > 0:15:08This is what you want to do. And you will like this.

0:15:08 > 0:15:12Punch the crocodile - BANG - right on the nose

0:15:12 > 0:15:13and it just lets go.

0:15:13 > 0:15:15Free first aid lesson, anyone?

0:15:15 > 0:15:16You're all right, mate.

0:15:16 > 0:15:18I've got cookies!

0:15:18 > 0:15:20I'll have a cookie.

0:15:20 > 0:15:23Great. You're Emma, right? My deputy?

0:15:23 > 0:15:26That's me. Looking forward to watching you work.

0:15:26 > 0:15:28Great!

0:15:28 > 0:15:30I suppose I could manage a cookie.

0:15:30 > 0:15:32Great! They're just...

0:15:32 > 0:15:34Ah, I think I've left them in my car.

0:15:34 > 0:15:36Back in a second.

0:15:40 > 0:15:43Oi! Dexter!

0:15:43 > 0:15:46Ow! Hey, Josh.

0:15:46 > 0:15:48Bit of an emergency, have you seen my biscuits.

0:15:48 > 0:15:51- What's this?- Ah, right.

0:15:51 > 0:15:54Because of all the extra pupils, not everyone can do the subjects they want.

0:15:54 > 0:15:56So I have to do Home Economics instead of Music?

0:15:56 > 0:15:58Music is very popular.

0:15:58 > 0:16:01And surprisingly, making mango chutney isn't.

0:16:01 > 0:16:04The heads set the timetable, Josh. What do you want me to do?

0:16:04 > 0:16:08Yeah, I mean you're only the new Head of Music!

0:16:08 > 0:16:11Please! Please, man...

0:16:11 > 0:16:13I'll talk to Mr Bell.

0:16:13 > 0:16:14Are you crazy? Talk to the other one.

0:16:14 > 0:16:16She doesn't know who I am.

0:16:23 > 0:16:25Let's play some thrash metal!

0:16:25 > 0:16:27And afterwards we smash the instruments up!

0:16:27 > 0:16:29Um, I think not.

0:16:31 > 0:16:33Mrs O'Brien? About Josh Carter.

0:16:33 > 0:16:35What's he done now?

0:16:35 > 0:16:37Nothing! But he is a little upset

0:16:37 > 0:16:39at being switched from Music to Home Ec.

0:16:39 > 0:16:42Is that your class?

0:16:42 > 0:16:45Just..tuning up. So, about Josh?

0:16:45 > 0:16:46I'd be happy to squeeze him in.

0:16:46 > 0:16:51No. We have to have a limit or we find the teachers can't cope.

0:16:51 > 0:16:54I'll be fine.

0:16:54 > 0:16:56He's a really talented kid.

0:16:56 > 0:16:57- You should meet him. - I already have.

0:16:57 > 0:17:01He was busily working his way through half a tin of biscuits.

0:17:01 > 0:17:05- He should have been...- Biscuits? What kind of biscuits?

0:17:05 > 0:17:06Josh!

0:17:06 > 0:17:09Dexter! My man! You talked to O'Brien about me doing Music?

0:17:09 > 0:17:10- Yes, I have.- And..?

0:17:10 > 0:17:13And the rules will not be being bent for a cookie thief.

0:17:13 > 0:17:16What you on about? I didn't steal your rotten cookies!

0:17:16 > 0:17:18You're doing Home Economics. End of.

0:17:18 > 0:17:21And you can start by making me some blinking biscuits!

0:17:25 > 0:17:27So they're not letting me do Music!

0:17:27 > 0:17:31Oh, don't worry, I'm sure Mumsy will sort you out with some private lessons.

0:17:31 > 0:17:33Only if they sell his pony.

0:17:33 > 0:17:35I knew it. You've got a pony?!

0:17:35 > 0:17:38Yeah! Everyone in our tower block has one living on their balcony.

0:17:38 > 0:17:41- Yeah?- No, you spanner!

0:17:41 > 0:17:44I mean, like, this is unbelievable!

0:17:44 > 0:17:46Music's the one thing I was actually good at.

0:17:46 > 0:17:48I wanted to do Woodwork

0:17:48 > 0:17:50but O'Brien don't trust me with the circular saw.

0:17:50 > 0:17:53It's not like I meant to cut that leg off.

0:17:54 > 0:17:56Table leg?

0:17:56 > 0:17:57Maybe.

0:17:57 > 0:17:59So what are you doing instead?

0:17:59 > 0:18:01Music.

0:18:03 > 0:18:06Isaac wants to do Woodwork when he's doing Music.

0:18:06 > 0:18:10And Lyndon, she's doing Woodwork but she wants to do ICT.

0:18:10 > 0:18:13Agnes is doing ICT but she really wants to do Ceramics.

0:18:13 > 0:18:15This sounds like a logistical nightmare...

0:18:15 > 0:18:19Sir, look it's not. We just need to swap.

0:18:19 > 0:18:20Is that your office, Sir?

0:18:20 > 0:18:25No, that's the...toilet. This is actually my room here.

0:18:25 > 0:18:26Oh, this is nice, sir.

0:18:28 > 0:18:30Lovely desk, sir.

0:18:32 > 0:18:36Yeah, you've really settled in well, sir. That's a lovely...

0:18:36 > 0:18:38A lovely handbag.

0:18:38 > 0:18:41Maybe you should go.

0:18:41 > 0:18:44But we really need to discuss our options, sir.

0:18:44 > 0:18:46I want to power drill. Tell 'im.

0:18:46 > 0:18:49Are you sure that's a loo, sir?

0:18:49 > 0:18:53It's just the only thing to wee in is this old plant.

0:18:53 > 0:18:55All right! Fine, do whatever you want!

0:18:55 > 0:18:57What? So we can swap?

0:18:57 > 0:19:01Yes, yes, just get out of my office!

0:19:33 > 0:19:36- You what?!- Cool!

0:19:36 > 0:19:39I think you'll find that Mr Harris has not in fact got a body

0:19:39 > 0:19:43- in the back of his car. - I saw it with my eyes, fathead!

0:19:43 > 0:19:46This is classic serial killer behaviour.

0:19:46 > 0:19:48What, killing people?

0:19:48 > 0:19:51You know Mr Harris. Would a man like that do a thing like this?

0:19:51 > 0:19:53Oh, yeah, for sure.

0:19:53 > 0:19:57See! Ah, he saw me. He knows I'm on to him!

0:19:57 > 0:20:00He's bound to do you next. Cover his tracks.

0:20:00 > 0:20:02Yeah, this is not rubbish.

0:20:02 > 0:20:04You should call the police.

0:20:04 > 0:20:06- Yeah, I better...- Don't! He'll totally get you, then!

0:20:06 > 0:20:08Oi, phone...

0:20:08 > 0:20:12- Give it!- No, no, don't fight. Just give her the phone.- Let go!

0:20:12 > 0:20:15All right, all right. Cut it out. What's going on here?

0:20:16 > 0:20:19Never mind that, Miss. The more important thing here is

0:20:19 > 0:20:22how long do you reckon you could balance this on your head?

0:20:24 > 0:20:26Two seconds?

0:20:26 > 0:20:27It's not that great. Is it, Miss?

0:20:27 > 0:20:31Your name is going on the detention list, Josh Carter.

0:20:31 > 0:20:33And it is never coming off.

0:20:36 > 0:20:37Why'd you do that?

0:20:37 > 0:20:39Got you out of trouble, didn't it?

0:20:39 > 0:20:41Yeah, but you're in detention.

0:20:41 > 0:20:43That's where you're wrong.

0:20:43 > 0:20:45I'm not, Josh Carter is.

0:20:49 > 0:20:52Stop complaining. Everybody should know how to make an apple crumble.

0:20:52 > 0:20:55- But you said I could do Music! - And then I spoke to Mrs O'Brien.

0:20:55 > 0:20:57And what, she just over-ruled you?

0:20:57 > 0:20:58Absolutely not!

0:20:59 > 0:21:01We discussed it, energetically,

0:21:01 > 0:21:04and we both agreed that we cannot change the school timetable.

0:21:04 > 0:21:06Certainly not for somebody

0:21:06 > 0:21:08who's behaved as atrociously as you have today.

0:21:08 > 0:21:10What? What have I done?

0:21:10 > 0:21:13Playing truant, assaulting a teacher with a sausage roll,

0:21:13 > 0:21:16stealing a tin of cookies.

0:21:16 > 0:21:17Says who?

0:21:17 > 0:21:18Mrs O'Brien.

0:21:18 > 0:21:22She's personally going to step in to address your behaviour.

0:21:26 > 0:21:28# What's going on?

0:21:28 > 0:21:30# Why does everyone think I'm bluffin' here?

0:21:30 > 0:21:32# Yeah, maybe it's a first

0:21:32 > 0:21:33# But I ain't done nothing here!

0:21:33 > 0:21:36# I've been busy This Miss O'Brien, who is she?

0:21:36 > 0:21:37# And what is her beef with me?

0:21:37 > 0:21:39# She don't know me

0:21:39 > 0:21:40# Man, is she dizzy?

0:21:40 > 0:21:41# Maybe it's time I speak with O'Brien

0:21:41 > 0:21:43# No keeping the peace Just a piece of my mind

0:21:43 > 0:21:45# Drawing a line I'm going to do music

0:21:45 > 0:21:46# Make her an offer She can't refuse it

0:21:46 > 0:21:48# Bang! Kick down the door, next!

0:21:48 > 0:21:50# Bang! My fist on the desk, man!

0:21:50 > 0:21:51# She ain't seen me vexed!

0:21:51 > 0:21:53# She don't want to test And yet, and yet, and yet...

0:21:56 > 0:21:59TRACK SKIPS BACKWARDS

0:22:02 > 0:22:03# Suddenly I'm not so sure

0:22:03 > 0:22:05# Is now a good time for all out war?

0:22:05 > 0:22:06# Maybe it's wrong to go so raw

0:22:06 > 0:22:08# Never really worked when I tried it before

0:22:08 > 0:22:10# What I've got to do is try and stay calm

0:22:10 > 0:22:11# Hit her with a bit of the Carter charm

0:22:11 > 0:22:13# Play it cool There's no better logic

0:22:13 > 0:22:15# Maybe even go to Home Economics

0:22:15 > 0:22:16# All's fair in love and war

0:22:16 > 0:22:18# But which one do I want to do more?

0:22:18 > 0:22:20# Is it lots of love or is it boxing gloves?

0:22:20 > 0:22:21# No ifs and buts I've got to be sure

0:22:21 > 0:22:23# All's fair in love and war

0:22:23 > 0:22:24# But which one do I want to do more?

0:22:24 > 0:22:26# Is it lots of love or is it boxing gloves?

0:22:26 > 0:22:28# No ifs and buts I've got to be sure. #

0:22:31 > 0:22:33See?

0:22:33 > 0:22:36- It's just a first-aid dummy. - Oh, downer.

0:22:36 > 0:22:37Cool!

0:22:37 > 0:22:38Can I have a go at CPR?

0:22:39 > 0:22:41Nah. I've got a better idea.

0:22:47 > 0:22:49Delivery for Mrs O'Brien.

0:22:51 > 0:22:53Hello, Joshua.

0:22:54 > 0:22:57- What, so you actually saw a dead body?- Yeah...

0:22:57 > 0:22:58Settle down, everyone.

0:23:02 > 0:23:03Good.

0:23:05 > 0:23:07So, welcome to detention.

0:23:17 > 0:23:19Sir, is it true you have a dead body in your car?

0:23:19 > 0:23:20No, it isn't.

0:23:20 > 0:23:23I keep all my dead bodies under the floorboards(!)

0:23:23 > 0:23:25HE LAUGHS

0:23:25 > 0:23:28No! I do not have a dead body in my car.

0:23:28 > 0:23:30That ain't what Eleesha's saying.

0:23:30 > 0:23:32You told them I have a dead body in my car?

0:23:32 > 0:23:35No. No, definitely not...

0:23:35 > 0:23:36I didn't see anything.

0:23:36 > 0:23:37Please don't hurt me!

0:23:39 > 0:23:42Oh! You must have seen Brenda,

0:23:42 > 0:23:45my first-aid dummy!

0:23:45 > 0:23:47I thought people would laugh at me so I put a bit of blanket on her.

0:23:47 > 0:23:51Well, if you don't believe me you can come and see for yourselves.

0:23:57 > 0:23:59It's just a first-aid dummy. See?

0:24:02 > 0:24:04There's nothing in there, Sir.

0:24:04 > 0:24:06What?!

0:24:06 > 0:24:08OK. So, we dress it up like O'Brien

0:24:08 > 0:24:11- and sit it at the drum kit. - Rock'n'roll!

0:24:11 > 0:24:13Why?

0:24:13 > 0:24:16O'Brien, playing the drums. Come on, it's funny.

0:24:17 > 0:24:19He were just trying to lure us to his car!

0:24:19 > 0:24:22- THEY ALL MUTTER IN SHOCK - You're a murderer.- Murderer.

0:24:22 > 0:24:24No, no! I can explain.

0:24:27 > 0:24:28Wait here!

0:24:33 > 0:24:34What do you think you're playing at?

0:24:37 > 0:24:41DRUMS BEAT LOUDLY

0:24:42 > 0:24:44Look. He's got Mrs O'Brien!

0:24:49 > 0:24:51It's OK! Don't worry. Look!

0:24:52 > 0:24:55THEY SCREAM

0:25:01 > 0:25:03You! My office, now!

0:25:03 > 0:25:05There's O'Brien.

0:25:05 > 0:25:07Leg it!

0:25:14 > 0:25:16Look, I promise I've not done anything!

0:25:16 > 0:25:18- All I've been doing is baking cakes! - Then why am I here?

0:25:18 > 0:25:21Because this Miss O'Brien has it in for me!

0:25:21 > 0:25:23First, she tells me I can't do Music,

0:25:23 > 0:25:26then she's blaming me for a bunch of stuff I've not even done.

0:25:27 > 0:25:29Oh, come on. Look, I know how this sounds

0:25:29 > 0:25:31but it's true!

0:25:31 > 0:25:33- O'BRIEN:- Ah, Mrs Carter.

0:25:33 > 0:25:35I'm sorry to drag you in but I'm afraid your son's behaviour

0:25:35 > 0:25:37has left me with no other option.

0:25:37 > 0:25:38I haven't even done anything!

0:25:38 > 0:25:41- And you are?- I'm Josh Carter.

0:25:41 > 0:25:43But this is Josh Carter.

0:25:43 > 0:25:44No. That's Nero, Josh's cousin.

0:25:44 > 0:25:48I had a mouthful of biscuits. You made assumptions.

0:25:48 > 0:25:50- This is on you.- Oh, dear.

0:25:51 > 0:25:55So, has Josh done something wrong?

0:25:55 > 0:25:57It would appear not.

0:25:57 > 0:25:59All right, finally!

0:25:59 > 0:26:00Thank you!

0:26:00 > 0:26:02Wait a minute.

0:26:02 > 0:26:03What have I done now?!

0:26:03 > 0:26:06Josh said something about not being allowed to do Music?

0:26:06 > 0:26:09We've had to make a few small changes to the timetable,

0:26:09 > 0:26:10I'm afraid.

0:26:10 > 0:26:13Have you any idea what music means to Josh?

0:26:13 > 0:26:16Do you realise the hours he puts in after school?

0:26:16 > 0:26:18Well, maybe this is a good opportunity

0:26:18 > 0:26:20for him to concentrate on other areas.

0:26:20 > 0:26:21Yes, yes. No, I do wish

0:26:21 > 0:26:23he would concentrate more on Maths and English.

0:26:23 > 0:26:26But with music,

0:26:26 > 0:26:27Josh has a passion.

0:26:30 > 0:26:33What, so you're just going to ignore that?

0:26:33 > 0:26:37You make a very persuasive case, Mrs Carter.

0:26:37 > 0:26:40- I'm sure there's something that we can...- Good!

0:26:40 > 0:26:41Yes, do that.

0:26:42 > 0:26:43Excuse me.

0:26:46 > 0:26:47Boys!

0:26:48 > 0:26:50I'm just going to take these!

0:26:55 > 0:26:58If ever you want to step in, in the future,

0:26:58 > 0:26:59do go ahead.

0:27:05 > 0:27:08Totally shredded her to bits! That was awesome!

0:27:08 > 0:27:10Yeah, just because you haven't done anything this time,

0:27:10 > 0:27:12doesn't mean I still haven't got my eye on you.

0:27:12 > 0:27:15Yeah, right. Sure, you're completely right.

0:27:18 > 0:27:20I told you taking that dummy to school was a stupid idea.

0:27:20 > 0:27:22Yeah. Well, I...

0:27:22 > 0:27:25I was actually talking to the one in the tracksuit.

0:27:25 > 0:27:27Oi, I don't know what you're laughing at, mister.

0:27:27 > 0:27:29You're well going to catch it off that O'Brien.

0:27:29 > 0:27:31Nah, I'm golden.

0:27:31 > 0:27:33I'll be back at my old school in no time.

0:27:33 > 0:27:35Hello, love! Got you a present.

0:27:35 > 0:27:39You mean we're really staying here? Like for real?

0:27:39 > 0:27:40Unlucky, Cuz.

0:27:40 > 0:27:42Eh, do you want a cupcake?

0:27:42 > 0:27:45I made them with my own fair hands.

0:27:54 > 0:27:56- # Can't live with 'em - # And you can't kick 'em out

0:27:56 > 0:27:59- # When they're up they rub it in your face - # Kick you when you're down

0:27:59 > 0:28:02- # When no-one understands them - # You know what they're on about

0:28:02 > 0:28:04- # Always going to be around - # Got to find a common ground

0:28:04 > 0:28:07# If you know so much about me

0:28:07 > 0:28:09# Where do I go from here?

0:28:09 > 0:28:12- # If you see them everyday - # You can never get away... #