0:00:07 > 0:00:09# Where d'you go when you know nobody can understand you?
0:00:09 > 0:00:12# When it's just too much to handle
0:00:12 > 0:00:15# What d'you do when you end up somewhere you've never been to?
0:00:15 > 0:00:18# Wash that stress out like it was shampoo
0:00:18 > 0:00:20# You should stay It can change
0:00:20 > 0:00:23# There's good days and bad days
0:00:23 > 0:00:26# But one day down the line this time the show could stop
0:00:26 > 0:00:28# So the only time is now - 4 o'clock. #
0:00:30 > 0:00:33After a period of consultation, we are pleased to announce
0:00:33 > 0:00:37- that the school will now be known as...- Elmsmere.
0:00:37 > 0:00:39- I have commissioned this statue... - More like Fowlbury.
0:00:39 > 0:00:43..in the hope of ushering in a new spirit of co-operation.
0:00:43 > 0:00:46- Let me present...- Unity.- Unity.
0:00:53 > 0:00:55LACKLUSTRE APPLAUSE
0:00:57 > 0:00:58That is proper botch.
0:00:58 > 0:01:01- This is your fault. - What's our fault?
0:01:01 > 0:01:04We didn't have statues before you posh kids got here.
0:01:04 > 0:01:05To further underline this new era,
0:01:05 > 0:01:09- I am announcing a competition to write a new school...- Anthem.- ..song.
0:01:09 > 0:01:11When's it going to end?
0:01:11 > 0:01:14- Word is they're going to make us wear top hats and capes.- Get out!
0:01:14 > 0:01:18And they said that yours, Isaac, will be the biggest and silliest.
0:01:18 > 0:01:20They make me wear a hat I'll make 'em eat it.
0:01:20 > 0:01:22We're looking for a song that really says...
0:01:22 > 0:01:24Togetherness.
0:01:24 > 0:01:25..singularity.
0:01:25 > 0:01:28One that can last a generation and promote harmony,
0:01:28 > 0:01:32- rather than further dis... - ..harmony.
0:01:32 > 0:01:33..ruption.
0:01:36 > 0:01:40Elmsbury's own Mr Harris has been chosen to pick the winner.
0:01:42 > 0:01:45Thus, let's have a big cheer for Unity.
0:01:45 > 0:01:47- Hip-hip...- Hooray. That's it.
0:01:48 > 0:01:49Go on.
0:01:51 > 0:01:53Have you ever actually written a song, though?
0:01:53 > 0:01:56How hard can it be? My dappy cousin writes songs all the time.
0:01:56 > 0:01:57New skills have to be learned.
0:01:57 > 0:02:00It took literally months of practice before I was awarded
0:02:00 > 0:02:01my Dragon Boating Activity Badge.
0:02:01 > 0:02:05I heard this song once that had dogs barking instead of instruments.
0:02:05 > 0:02:07You should do that.
0:02:07 > 0:02:08I don't need gimmicks to win, Eli.
0:02:08 > 0:02:10It's not a gimmick.
0:02:10 > 0:02:13HE BARKS LIKE A DOG RAPPING
0:02:13 > 0:02:15Dog music is the future.
0:02:15 > 0:02:16You'll never win against Josh.
0:02:16 > 0:02:20Josh won't enter. He'll be all, "I'm too cool for school anthems."
0:02:20 > 0:02:23OK...got it!
0:02:23 > 0:02:26How about we fill a piano with cats?
0:02:26 > 0:02:28BELL RINGS
0:02:28 > 0:02:31Those of you who are entering the competition,
0:02:31 > 0:02:33I want your songs on my desk by Friday morning!
0:02:33 > 0:02:35That only gives you 48 hours.
0:02:35 > 0:02:3948 hours is pips, man. I got that cake sliced.
0:02:39 > 0:02:43Did I just hear you're entering that competition?
0:02:43 > 0:02:45What if I am? I'll walk it, innit?
0:02:45 > 0:02:48You, my friend, are living in dreamland.
0:02:48 > 0:02:51- Be nice, Fleur. - I am being nice.
0:02:51 > 0:02:55I'm trying to save Emperor Zero here from total embarrassment.
0:02:55 > 0:02:58You could find a nicer way to tell him he's rubbish
0:02:58 > 0:03:00and his cousin's more talented.
0:03:00 > 0:03:03And better looking. Manners don't cost anything.
0:03:08 > 0:03:09Good luck, mate!
0:03:09 > 0:03:13I don't need to write no lame-o school anthem. I'm J-Carter.
0:03:13 > 0:03:16Yeah, but what about the new rapper on the block?
0:03:16 > 0:03:17Nero ain't a threat to me.
0:03:17 > 0:03:20Yeah, but if you lose, everyone'll be like, "Josh Carter's over."
0:03:20 > 0:03:22It'll be well embarrassing.
0:03:22 > 0:03:23Back off, you spam pilots.
0:03:23 > 0:03:25I can't lose something I'm not even a part of.
0:03:25 > 0:03:26Yeah, but you can't win either.
0:03:26 > 0:03:29If you don't enter, everyone will think you're chicken.
0:03:29 > 0:03:33- HE CLUCKS - I'm Josh Carter. I'm a chicken.
0:03:33 > 0:03:34Oh. Oh, here comes a big egg!
0:03:36 > 0:03:38HE CLUCKS
0:03:39 > 0:03:41Do you need to see the nurse?
0:03:41 > 0:03:43Er...no, I was just...
0:03:43 > 0:03:45laying an egg.
0:03:45 > 0:03:48Right, well, lay one in your own time.
0:03:48 > 0:03:50You've got cross-country to run.
0:03:50 > 0:03:55Sir, give us one humane reason why we need to do this.
0:03:55 > 0:03:56I will give you a reason.
0:03:56 > 0:03:59If you do well, you'll get the chance to try out
0:03:59 > 0:04:01for the borough cross-country trials.
0:04:01 > 0:04:03Surely that is a reason not to be doing this?
0:04:03 > 0:04:05Sounds like someone's scared of being left behind.
0:04:05 > 0:04:07Thank you. Come on.
0:04:10 > 0:04:13# So this song competition's like a race to the finish, is it?
0:04:13 > 0:04:16# What props I got if I win it? Zero
0:04:16 > 0:04:18# Cos I could do it with my eyes and ears closed
0:04:18 > 0:04:20# So I'd be a champ but not a hero
0:04:20 > 0:04:21# And Nero - song writing?
0:04:21 > 0:04:24# He'll find, in a rap race he's like ten laps behind
0:04:24 > 0:04:27# I'm a rhyme for rhyme champ They're so killer, my songs
0:04:27 > 0:04:29# I could scoop up the gold, silver and the bronze
0:04:29 > 0:04:32# But it's no challenge so I wouldn't feel honoured
0:04:32 > 0:04:34# The fact of the matter is I can't be bothered
0:04:34 > 0:04:37# I'm the best yet and Nero ain't a threat
0:04:37 > 0:04:40# To beat him now I'd place a £1,000-bet
0:04:40 > 0:04:42# On yours truly as the crowd goes, "Ooh-wee!"
0:04:42 > 0:04:45# Melodramatic Just like the end of a movie
0:04:45 > 0:04:47# But, saying that, it would make a brat outta Nero
0:04:47 > 0:04:50# If he won without me and came back to the flat
0:04:50 > 0:04:52# Man, I'd never hear the end of that
0:04:52 > 0:04:55# "I'm young, you're old I'm sick, you're wack!"
0:04:55 > 0:04:57# Any time there's something that my cousin is enjoying
0:04:57 > 0:04:59# You can guarantee that he'll be even more annoying
0:04:59 > 0:05:02# So maybe I should enter Bring a little balance
0:05:02 > 0:05:05# He can see what it's like to lose to real talent
0:05:05 > 0:05:07# Yeah, he can be the hare and I'll be the tortoise
0:05:07 > 0:05:09# One-horse race He should forfeit, of course -
0:05:09 > 0:05:11# It's me! #
0:05:14 > 0:05:15Mr Harris.
0:05:15 > 0:05:19I'm so pleased that you have agreed to judge the anthem competition.
0:05:19 > 0:05:21I was proud to be asked.
0:05:21 > 0:05:25I don't have to tell you the coming together of our two schools
0:05:25 > 0:05:27- hasn't exactly run smoothly. - You can say that again.
0:05:27 > 0:05:29Yesterday I had to break up a tambourine fight.
0:05:29 > 0:05:32- It was surprisingly rhythmic. - Not surprising.
0:05:32 > 0:05:36The Elmsbury students have already suffered many disruptions.
0:05:37 > 0:05:38It would be good for morale
0:05:38 > 0:05:41if the winner were drawn from one of their community.
0:05:41 > 0:05:45But...obviously you want the winner based upon which song is the best,
0:05:45 > 0:05:47not which school they came from?
0:05:48 > 0:05:52Yes. Yes, Mr Harris. Just...
0:05:52 > 0:05:54don't go making any snap decisions.
0:06:08 > 0:06:10Pressure, much?
0:06:13 > 0:06:20Come on! Move it! Faster! You're being chased by an angry farmer.
0:06:20 > 0:06:23He's got a stick! Come on!
0:06:25 > 0:06:27WHISTLE BLOWS
0:06:28 > 0:06:31- The race is this way.- Yeah, and the bunking off is this way.
0:06:31 > 0:06:33Get your back into it!
0:06:33 > 0:06:34You'll get in trouble.
0:06:34 > 0:06:37Fine. Have it your way, you Fowlmere baby.
0:06:37 > 0:06:39I'm not a baby. I've never been a baby.
0:06:46 > 0:06:47Running is for horses.
0:06:47 > 0:06:51They're always running everywhere. They're like...nature's idiots.
0:06:51 > 0:06:53What, so running's not good for you, Ash?
0:06:53 > 0:06:56Isaac, calm down, all right? We'll just stall time here,
0:06:56 > 0:07:00get back on the course and pretend we ran it. Who's going to know?
0:07:00 > 0:07:01I can't believe you're skiving off.
0:07:01 > 0:07:04You are going to get in so much trouble.
0:07:04 > 0:07:07Ah, so you stopped running the cross-country to give us
0:07:07 > 0:07:10a lecture about us not running the cross-country?
0:07:10 > 0:07:12Ash, what you doing?
0:07:12 > 0:07:15- Just checking to see if he's got nostrils.- Get down.
0:07:21 > 0:07:24What have you done, you plug-nut? You've decapitulated it!
0:07:24 > 0:07:25Don't go on at me! He went up there.
0:07:25 > 0:07:28Ash, maybe we should just leave it and go.
0:07:28 > 0:07:31Leave it? But this thing is awesome. I'm going to take this home.
0:07:31 > 0:07:33- What if you get caught? - That's evidence.
0:07:33 > 0:07:36Yeah, but imagine how good it'd look next to my bed.
0:07:36 > 0:07:38It's the caretaker. Leg it!
0:07:49 > 0:07:50Early lunch?
0:07:50 > 0:07:53My blood sugar tends to dip around mid-morning.
0:07:53 > 0:07:56Please. Don't let me stop you.
0:07:56 > 0:07:58The anthem competition.
0:07:58 > 0:08:04Elmsbury students are being viewed by some as privileged or favoured.
0:08:04 > 0:08:06But their school burned down.
0:08:06 > 0:08:10Nonetheless, I do think it would be a shame if the winning entry
0:08:10 > 0:08:14seeded resentment by appearing to favour some students over others.
0:08:14 > 0:08:16- Well, yeah, but... - So you understand me.
0:08:18 > 0:08:20Yes...?
0:08:20 > 0:08:25Sooner or later, the senior staff situation will stabilise, Mr Harris.
0:08:25 > 0:08:28And I'm sure you'll want to be on the winning team.
0:08:30 > 0:08:31Enjoy your snack.
0:08:36 > 0:08:38Hey, Dex,
0:08:38 > 0:08:40shall I find some flaming torches for you to juggle
0:08:40 > 0:08:43- whilst you walk that tightrope? - SHE LAUGHS
0:08:45 > 0:08:47Come on...
0:08:47 > 0:08:50- It doesn't fit, you trilby. - Of course it'll fit.
0:08:50 > 0:08:52I once fit an entire duvet into a postbox.
0:08:52 > 0:08:54This is completely wrecked-up.
0:08:54 > 0:08:56This is literally a living daymare.
0:08:58 > 0:09:01Come on, we've got a race to finish! Stop faffing around.
0:09:05 > 0:09:07All right, come on let's go.
0:09:07 > 0:09:10You'd better make sure nobody sees you with that thing tomorrow.
0:09:10 > 0:09:12Where's everyone else? Is the race over?
0:09:12 > 0:09:14They're well going to know we didn't run it!
0:09:14 > 0:09:16Quick, they're coming - act like you're tired.
0:09:16 > 0:09:17HE GROANS
0:09:19 > 0:09:21How did you get back before I did?
0:09:21 > 0:09:24Er...talent?
0:09:24 > 0:09:26- Sir, they cheated.- Is that so?
0:09:26 > 0:09:29Look, sir, he's just jealous because he never made it on
0:09:29 > 0:09:31the cross-country team whereas the rest of us did.
0:09:31 > 0:09:34What? The only running you've ever done was when you've
0:09:34 > 0:09:37- done something you shouldn't have. - Sir, even look at Isaac's shoes.
0:09:37 > 0:09:39He ran so hard they fell apart.
0:09:39 > 0:09:42Oh, yeah. Maybe I can give you the benefit of the doubt.
0:09:42 > 0:09:43Well done.
0:09:44 > 0:09:46Very disappointing.
0:09:48 > 0:09:49THEY CHUCKLE
0:09:51 > 0:09:54I'm starting to come round to your anthem idea.
0:09:54 > 0:09:56The more united we are, the better it is for the school.
0:09:56 > 0:09:59Plus, a win for Elmsbury will be a win for my arts curriculum.
0:09:59 > 0:10:01That'll look good when they choose a new head.
0:10:01 > 0:10:04- Well, we'll see, won't we?- We will.
0:10:04 > 0:10:09Some thug's taken one of the heads off your...statue...thing.
0:10:09 > 0:10:12That's bound to be the handiwork of a Fowlmere delinquent.
0:10:20 > 0:10:23Hey. What are you doing?
0:10:23 > 0:10:27- The anthem competition. - Eh, not with my gear.
0:10:27 > 0:10:30What is the crisis? Not like you're going to do it.
0:10:30 > 0:10:33Actually, I was thinking I might. So I'm going to need these.
0:10:33 > 0:10:36The great Josh Carter entering a school anthem competition(?)
0:10:36 > 0:10:38Are you feeling threatened?
0:10:38 > 0:10:42I am not threatened by you...tiny man.
0:10:42 > 0:10:46Prove it by lending me your gear...larger-er man.
0:10:46 > 0:10:48Over my bone dust. This stuff cost bucks.
0:10:48 > 0:10:50Your little digits ain't getting nowhere near.
0:10:50 > 0:10:53Nero, I'm home!
0:10:53 > 0:10:56- Good day, boys?- How comes Josh has everything and I have nothing?
0:10:56 > 0:10:59- What do you mean? - Everyone thinks he's golden boy.
0:10:59 > 0:11:02Nobody sees he's just a spoilt idiot who won't even lend me
0:11:02 > 0:11:05his music gear, so I can do a song for that competition. I hate this.
0:11:08 > 0:11:11Josh, you don't mind if Nero borrows your music gear, do you?
0:11:14 > 0:11:18Yeah. Yeah, sure. Here.
0:11:23 > 0:11:27Following the merger, we are staging a review of the free lunches policy.
0:11:27 > 0:11:29A letter will be going out to parents tonight.
0:11:29 > 0:11:31You're taking the head home in that?
0:11:31 > 0:11:33We should be smashing it up to destroy the evidence.
0:11:33 > 0:11:37Oi, how would you like it if I talked about your head like that?
0:11:37 > 0:11:38Next item.
0:11:38 > 0:11:41Mr Nunn's cross-country team to represent Elmsmere
0:11:41 > 0:11:44at this Friday's borough trials.
0:11:44 > 0:11:48And I'm sure you'll all like to join me in congratulating Ashley Newman,
0:11:48 > 0:11:52Agness Addo, Zoe-Marie Ingham, Isaac Rodgers, and Josh Carter.
0:11:52 > 0:11:55BOOING
0:11:58 > 0:12:00A fair few Elmsbury names in there.
0:12:00 > 0:12:03Is there anything your cousin can't do?
0:12:03 > 0:12:07This is a right 'mare. I'm getting my eyebrows threaded on Friday.
0:12:07 > 0:12:09But now on to more serious matters.
0:12:11 > 0:12:13The school statue has been damaged.
0:12:13 > 0:12:17I will not tolerate such disrespect of school property.
0:12:17 > 0:12:19There will be a full police investigation
0:12:19 > 0:12:20into this act of vandalism.
0:12:24 > 0:12:26They're going to do locker searches.
0:12:26 > 0:12:28It's fine. I'll get rid of it at lunchtime.
0:12:28 > 0:12:32Oi, you lot. Training session at lunchtime. Don't be late.
0:12:35 > 0:12:38I'm just saying a police investigation might be overkill.
0:12:38 > 0:12:41I have been attempting to point this out to Mr Bell.
0:12:41 > 0:12:42It's just a statue now,
0:12:42 > 0:12:45but unless we enact a zero tolerance policy,
0:12:45 > 0:12:47who's to say what - or who...
0:12:49 > 0:12:51..they'll decapitate next?
0:12:52 > 0:12:54I'll see what I can find out.
0:13:04 > 0:13:06- SHE PANTS - I can't go on.- I'm spent.
0:13:06 > 0:13:08If you hadn't skived off I wouldn't have skived off
0:13:08 > 0:13:10and I wouldn't be doing this flipping running.
0:13:10 > 0:13:12I swear if my legs get all muscly
0:13:12 > 0:13:14I'll use them to kick you into flipping orbit.
0:13:14 > 0:13:16I'm going to tell Mr Nunn we never ran that cross-country.
0:13:16 > 0:13:19You can't tell him we didn't run the race. If he knows that,
0:13:19 > 0:13:21we'll be prime suspects in the missing head case.
0:13:21 > 0:13:23- He's the head-case.- That's me!
0:13:23 > 0:13:24WHISTLE BLOWS
0:13:24 > 0:13:27- MR NUNN:- Why have you stopped running?
0:13:36 > 0:13:38- What you listening to? - Is that your anthem?
0:13:38 > 0:13:41- Sort of. But it's... - Sweet! Can we hear it?
0:13:41 > 0:13:43Nah, It's bad luck if I let you guys hear it
0:13:43 > 0:13:46- before I put the final bit of gloss on it.- Come on, mate.
0:13:46 > 0:13:51I've been busting to hear this epic anthem you've been promising.
0:13:51 > 0:13:53- HE SIGHS - Fine. But, guys, remember,
0:13:53 > 0:13:55it's not finished.
0:13:58 > 0:13:59TINNY MUSIC PLAYS
0:13:59 > 0:14:02It's...interesting.
0:14:03 > 0:14:05- You hate it. - I said it was interesting.
0:14:05 > 0:14:07Yeah, right.
0:14:07 > 0:14:10Interesting isn't bad. Many things are interesting.
0:14:10 > 0:14:12The seasons...
0:14:13 > 0:14:15..gardening...
0:14:15 > 0:14:17the moon.
0:14:17 > 0:14:20But I told everyone I was going to write the best anthem ever.
0:14:20 > 0:14:22What am I going to do now?
0:14:22 > 0:14:24Move schools?
0:14:26 > 0:14:30That was pitiful. I'm starting to think you lot really did cheat.
0:14:30 > 0:14:33- Sir, that hurts!- Yeah. Like my legs.
0:14:33 > 0:14:38- What have you got in there? - Bricks. Right, Ash?
0:14:38 > 0:14:41Right. Bricks. Because...
0:14:41 > 0:14:43It helps to build...
0:14:43 > 0:14:45- Houses! Walls!- Stamina.
0:14:45 > 0:14:47Bridges?
0:14:49 > 0:14:50Am I meant to believe that?
0:14:50 > 0:14:53Sir, did you know the first Olympians used to pull warthogs
0:14:53 > 0:14:55around while they were training?
0:14:58 > 0:15:00Ash knows a fact. Deal with it.
0:15:00 > 0:15:05Sir, that - that's how serious we are about winning on Friday.
0:15:05 > 0:15:10Right. OK. Fine. Keep it up.
0:15:16 > 0:15:18# We can't lose our heads We gotta lose the head
0:15:18 > 0:15:20# Before heads roll Let's go
0:15:20 > 0:15:22# Quick, head for the exit! Get rid!
0:15:22 > 0:15:24# Quick, head for the exit! Get rid!
0:15:24 > 0:15:27# We can't lose our heads We gotta lose the head
0:15:27 > 0:15:28# Before heads roll Let's go
0:15:28 > 0:15:31# Quick, head for the exit! Get rid!
0:15:31 > 0:15:33# Quick, head for the exit! Get rid!
0:15:33 > 0:15:35# Stuck between a rock and a hard place
0:15:35 > 0:15:38# Can't get caught with this Can't say we can't race
0:15:38 > 0:15:40# Cos then we'd be suspects
0:15:40 > 0:15:42# And I hadn't planned on going to jail just yet
0:15:42 > 0:15:45# This is like when I went into maths class
0:15:45 > 0:15:47# With the frog that I got from the science labs
0:15:47 > 0:15:49# Couldn't get caught with it Couldn't keep it
0:15:49 > 0:15:51# Only one option - had to eat it!
0:15:51 > 0:15:53- # Or did I dream it? - Can't believe it
0:15:53 > 0:15:56# Everyone'll flippin' take the mick and call me Thief Kid
0:15:56 > 0:15:58# With some old head in my handbag like I am mad
0:15:58 > 0:16:00# And it kinda looks like Ding Dong This is wrong
0:16:00 > 0:16:02# People'll start thinking I got millions in my wardrobe
0:16:02 > 0:16:05# Zoe-Marie - the punch line to all jokes
0:16:05 > 0:16:07# I ain't made of stone but these kids'll think I cracked
0:16:07 > 0:16:09# Flip's sake Shelby Turner would love that!
0:16:09 > 0:16:11# We can't lose our heads We gotta lose the head
0:16:11 > 0:16:13# Before heads roll Let's go
0:16:13 > 0:16:15# Quick, head for the exit! Get rid!
0:16:15 > 0:16:18# Quick, head for the exit! Get rid!
0:16:18 > 0:16:20# And I don't think I can take the head home
0:16:20 > 0:16:22# In the garden Make him a pretend gnome
0:16:22 > 0:16:24# That'd be like when my dad found that other head
0:16:24 > 0:16:27# Under my bed Or was that summat else I dreamt?
0:16:27 > 0:16:29# Now the love of the rock might have to stop this minute
0:16:29 > 0:16:31# Before I drop us all in it!
0:16:31 > 0:16:33# So there's only one next step - quick!
0:16:33 > 0:16:36# Get rid of the head Get rid! #
0:16:38 > 0:16:39You lot got a sec?
0:16:39 > 0:16:42- I didn't do it. - Me neither. I'm well innocent.
0:16:42 > 0:16:44You don't know what I'm going to ask.
0:16:44 > 0:16:48Can I just say, WPC Rowe, how smart you look in your uniform today?
0:16:48 > 0:16:54It must have taken bare effort to shine those numbers.
0:16:54 > 0:16:58About this statue, did you see anything suspicious yesterday?
0:16:58 > 0:17:00- No.- No.
0:17:00 > 0:17:03We were too busy running the cross-country at the time.
0:17:03 > 0:17:10Not that we know exactly when the statue thing went missing.
0:17:10 > 0:17:13Although, now you mention it, we did see that one guy
0:17:13 > 0:17:16when we were running the cross-country, didn't we?
0:17:17 > 0:17:19What guy?
0:17:19 > 0:17:22The guy that we saw when we were running the race.
0:17:22 > 0:17:24Oh, yeah. That guy.
0:17:24 > 0:17:27Yeah. I remember too now. He looked exactly like the type of guy
0:17:27 > 0:17:28who'd nick a head off a statue.
0:17:28 > 0:17:33He did. He had mad eyes. And he had a spider tattoo right on his...
0:17:33 > 0:17:34Face.
0:17:34 > 0:17:38No. I don't remember no guy.
0:17:40 > 0:17:44- Shouldn't you be writing this down? - Couldn't hurt, I suppose.
0:17:46 > 0:17:49- Not to hot for you, Dex? - This is delish, Mrs C!
0:17:49 > 0:17:52I've been eating nothing but microwave dinners since I moved out.
0:17:52 > 0:17:55She actually stole the recipe from me.
0:17:55 > 0:17:58Oh, have you chosen a school anthem yet, Dexter?
0:17:58 > 0:17:59Not yet.
0:17:59 > 0:18:03I've heard Nero working on his. Sounds so brilliant.
0:18:03 > 0:18:04I haven't finished it yet.
0:18:04 > 0:18:08You're cutting it a bit fine, mate. Deadline's tomorrow.
0:18:08 > 0:18:10# U-u-u-u-u-u-under pressure
0:18:10 > 0:18:12# U-u-u-u-u-u-up against it
0:18:12 > 0:18:13# U-u-u-u-u-u-under pressure
0:18:13 > 0:18:15# U-u-u-u-u-u-up against it
0:18:15 > 0:18:17# U-u-u-u-u-u-under pressure
0:18:17 > 0:18:19# U-u-u-u-u-u-up against it
0:18:19 > 0:18:22# This is war and I could lose Bit off more than I can chew
0:18:22 > 0:18:24# I thought this was a David and Goliath
0:18:24 > 0:18:26# Where I was David and I slayed the giant
0:18:26 > 0:18:27# Told the whole school I'm a winner
0:18:27 > 0:18:29# But now I feel the pressure might eat me for dinner
0:18:29 > 0:18:33# Maybe I'm not up to the task A real big song is a real big ask
0:18:33 > 0:18:34# Talked a good game If I fall down now
0:18:34 > 0:18:36# Everyone'll think that I've been found out
0:18:36 > 0:18:38# As if they know the truth
0:18:38 > 0:18:40# That I'm just some unremarkable youth
0:18:40 > 0:18:41# See the case against me stacking up
0:18:41 > 0:18:43# "He's all talk with no backing up"
0:18:43 > 0:18:45# Can't be weak cos this lot will smell fear
0:18:45 > 0:18:47# And make every day hell here at Elmsmere
0:18:47 > 0:18:48# I've got to do something to stop
0:18:48 > 0:18:50# Me looking the fool but what, man, what?!
0:18:50 > 0:18:52# U-u-u-u-u-u-under pressure
0:18:52 > 0:18:54# U-u-u-u-u-u-up against it
0:18:54 > 0:18:55# U-u-u-u-u-u-under pressure
0:18:55 > 0:18:57# U-u-u-u-u-u-up against it
0:18:57 > 0:18:59# U-u-u-u-u-u-under pressure
0:18:59 > 0:19:01# U-u-u-u-u-u-up against it
0:19:01 > 0:19:06# This is war and I could lose Bit off more than I can chew. #
0:19:11 > 0:19:14Bless him. He so wants to win. He deserves to.
0:19:14 > 0:19:16I can't make any promises.
0:19:16 > 0:19:20Whoever I choose, someone is going to be left disappointed.
0:19:20 > 0:19:23Actually, unless...
0:19:23 > 0:19:24Ah! Ah!
0:19:24 > 0:19:26Ah! Ah! Ah!
0:19:26 > 0:19:27Ahhhh!
0:19:29 > 0:19:31Where are we going to get rid of this?
0:19:31 > 0:19:34Come on, just walk. We'll find somewhere.
0:19:34 > 0:19:36You must have one idea at least.
0:19:39 > 0:19:40Ding Dong!
0:19:40 > 0:19:44- Thanks, Tom.- Leg it.- It'll be fine on the back seat of the car.
0:19:48 > 0:19:49Give us a hand.
0:19:52 > 0:19:53Oh, no!
0:20:00 > 0:20:03- What are we going to do with it? - Come on. Run faster.
0:20:03 > 0:20:07- I'm home!- Hi. Dinner's in the oven. I'm on the loo.
0:20:09 > 0:20:11Bon appetit, Josh(!)
0:20:15 > 0:20:16KNOCKING
0:20:17 > 0:20:19It didn't go quite as planned.
0:20:19 > 0:20:22You can't bring that here. Come on.
0:20:22 > 0:20:25This head's cursed. It don't want to get thrown away.
0:20:32 > 0:20:35- Oh, hello, boys. - Hello...Mrs Josh.
0:20:35 > 0:20:37We're not doing anything wrong.
0:20:37 > 0:20:44No, they were actually just leaving. Yeah. So, go on. Out you go.
0:20:44 > 0:20:47I need you boys to accompany me to the station.
0:20:47 > 0:20:48THEY GROAN
0:20:48 > 0:20:52Relax. I'm joking. I've just tried Dexter's flat, but he's not in.
0:20:52 > 0:20:54Come in, love. He's in the kitchen.
0:20:59 > 0:21:00(You need to get rid of it.)
0:21:00 > 0:21:02(Why do I have to do everything?)
0:21:02 > 0:21:04Because you're our hero...?
0:21:04 > 0:21:06Oh, OK. Good. Get out.
0:21:15 > 0:21:18You just can't keep your nose out of other people's stuff.
0:21:18 > 0:21:20It fell out when you shoved it in here.
0:21:20 > 0:21:22You've no idea how much I freaked out.
0:21:22 > 0:21:24Seeing a head rolling across the floor.
0:21:24 > 0:21:25Could've come from any statue.
0:21:25 > 0:21:29Yeah, try telling that to Bell and O'Brien.
0:21:29 > 0:21:31Or, I will...
0:21:31 > 0:21:32if you don't give me your song.
0:21:32 > 0:21:34You're blackmailing me? For real?
0:21:34 > 0:21:37I told everyone I was going to make this immortal tune,
0:21:37 > 0:21:38and I've still got nothing.
0:21:38 > 0:21:40Well, I got news for you. I haven't written a single beat, cuz.
0:21:40 > 0:21:42You serious?
0:21:42 > 0:21:44It's just some dumb school anthem.
0:21:45 > 0:21:47But I've bigged up that I'm going to win.
0:21:47 > 0:21:49I'm not going to live this down.
0:21:49 > 0:21:52They all think you and Nathan were awesome rappers.
0:21:52 > 0:21:53I'm just a joke.
0:21:58 > 0:22:01All right, man, look, you've got another option.
0:22:01 > 0:22:03Keep your mouth shut about that head
0:22:03 > 0:22:06- and we can write a song together. - For real?- Yeah, man.
0:22:06 > 0:22:09I mean, one of us was always going to win that competition.
0:22:09 > 0:22:13It's better it's both of us. J-Carter and Emperor Nero.
0:22:13 > 0:22:16- Emperor Nero and J-Carter. - Don't push it.
0:22:19 > 0:22:23You get in to registration, I'll drop the track off to Dexter.
0:22:23 > 0:22:26Ah, glad to see you taking training seriously, Carter.
0:22:26 > 0:22:30- Keep dragging those bricks! - Yeah, you can trust me, sir.
0:22:31 > 0:22:35Oh, and, Carter, if you do let me down, you'll be hitting detention
0:22:35 > 0:22:38so hard you'll need an airbag.
0:22:38 > 0:22:40Right. Isaac.
0:22:40 > 0:22:42What've you brought that back for?
0:22:42 > 0:22:45Because once we put the head back on, they'll stop caring.
0:22:45 > 0:22:47It won't matter that we bunked out the run.
0:22:49 > 0:22:51Don't mess this up, yeah?
0:23:00 > 0:23:02Morning, Dex. Sorry I'm late.
0:23:02 > 0:23:05Just finishing off the judging for the school anthem competition.
0:23:05 > 0:23:08Ah, who did you decide to disappoint -
0:23:08 > 0:23:10Big Bad Bell or Uh-Oh'Brien?
0:23:10 > 0:23:13I came up with a way to keep everyone happy - let everyone win!
0:23:13 > 0:23:16I did a mashup of all the entries.
0:23:16 > 0:23:19WEIRD DISTORTED MUSIC PLAYS
0:23:24 > 0:23:26That's enchanting(!)
0:23:26 > 0:23:28It isn't meant to sound like that.
0:23:28 > 0:23:30TRACK JUMPS
0:23:30 > 0:23:34No. No. No. No, no, no, no!
0:23:34 > 0:23:37I just lost everything. That took me hours!
0:23:37 > 0:23:39Anyone in need of a killer track?
0:23:42 > 0:23:44See? Good as new.
0:23:44 > 0:23:47- What have you done!? - Fixed the statue.
0:23:47 > 0:23:50You've glued it on backwards, you pair of flop-jockeys.
0:23:50 > 0:23:54You're like the Chuckle Brothers crossed with a national emergency.
0:23:54 > 0:23:56Ash! We have to knock it off again now.
0:23:58 > 0:23:59Oi!
0:24:01 > 0:24:02THEY SCREAM
0:24:12 > 0:24:15The winner really represents the spirit of unity because he's
0:24:15 > 0:24:18a student who wasn't from Elmsbury or Fowlmere -
0:24:18 > 0:24:20Nero Johnson!
0:24:20 > 0:24:22APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:24:25 > 0:24:29How come you just used my name? I don't get it.
0:24:29 > 0:24:30Look, cuz, I know what it's like
0:24:30 > 0:24:34to be under the shadow of someone everyone thinks is more talented.
0:24:34 > 0:24:36- I owe you one.- You totally do.
0:24:43 > 0:24:45BEAT STARTS
0:24:52 > 0:24:54# After all the fussing and fighting and tomfoolery
0:24:54 > 0:24:57# We're still one school and we still need unity
0:24:57 > 0:25:00# Together we'll be stronger That's the meaning of community
0:25:00 > 0:25:03# Who are we? Him, her, them, us, you and me
0:25:03 > 0:25:06# Doesn't matter now that we came from different backgrounds
0:25:06 > 0:25:09# Elmsbury, Fowlmere This is where we're at now
0:25:09 > 0:25:12# And we gotta make it work cos we're here for a few good years
0:25:12 > 0:25:15# Through the blood sweat and tears Through the light, dark... #
0:25:15 > 0:25:17Thank you. I don't know what we'd have done if you hadn't
0:25:17 > 0:25:19- taken your name off the entry form. - Oh, come on.
0:25:19 > 0:25:22Who wants to be the loser that wrote the Fowlbury anthem anyway?
0:25:22 > 0:25:25# It seems we should feel Elmsmere in our hearts and our dreams
0:25:25 > 0:25:28# So this should be our anthem Pass it to our grandsons
0:25:28 > 0:25:31# And our granddaughters Stand and applaud us
0:25:31 > 0:25:33# And be proud that we've done well here
0:25:33 > 0:25:37# One love, one school one Elmsmere!
0:25:37 > 0:25:42# We are one Elmsmere We are one Elmsmere
0:25:42 > 0:25:48# We are one Elmsmere We are one Elmsmere
0:25:48 > 0:25:49# Yeah, yeah
0:25:49 > 0:25:53# We are one Elmsmere
0:25:53 > 0:25:54# Sing it
0:25:54 > 0:25:57# We are one Elmsmere... #
0:25:57 > 0:26:00- I'll take it from here. - Oh, no worries. Any time.
0:26:00 > 0:26:03And if you misplace your car keys, well, you know where to find me.
0:26:03 > 0:26:05# We are one Elmsmere
0:26:05 > 0:26:12# We are, we are, we are one Elmsmere, yeah, yeah
0:26:13 > 0:26:15# Elmsmere, yeah, yeah. #
0:26:15 > 0:26:19Hi, sir. I just thought I should be here because I was with this lot
0:26:19 > 0:26:21when the head was found this morning.
0:26:21 > 0:26:23Found? Where?
0:26:23 > 0:26:25- A tree.- In a bush.- Tent.- In a bin.
0:26:25 > 0:26:27Wow. OK.
0:26:27 > 0:26:30Which one of these am I supposed to believe?
0:26:30 > 0:26:32- The Bush.- Bin.- Tree.- Tent.
0:26:32 > 0:26:34All you need to believe, sir,
0:26:34 > 0:26:37is that four former Elmsbury students found the head.
0:26:41 > 0:26:45Let's not cloud this day of celebration.
0:26:45 > 0:26:48The school has a new song and the head has been returned.
0:26:51 > 0:26:53So do we get a reward or...?
0:26:58 > 0:27:01It is the borough cross-country trials tonight, I believe?
0:27:01 > 0:27:04You know, sir, we were actually thinking...we might drop out.
0:27:04 > 0:27:09No, I think you'll do very well. Very well.
0:27:09 > 0:27:12Because if you don't, believe me,
0:27:12 > 0:27:15the consequences will be particularly severe.
0:27:20 > 0:27:23CHEERING
0:27:26 > 0:27:31Oh, man. I am sorry, sir.
0:27:34 > 0:27:36CHEERING CONTINUES
0:27:39 > 0:27:40Oh, wow.
0:27:40 > 0:27:42THEY LAUGH
0:27:45 > 0:27:47Oh, man!
0:27:47 > 0:27:53# We are one Elmsmere We are one Elmsmere
0:27:53 > 0:27:58# We are one Elmsmere We are one Elmsmere
0:27:58 > 0:28:02# Yeah, yeah, we are one Elmsmere
0:28:02 > 0:28:04# We are one Elsmere. #