0:00:06 > 0:00:09# Where do you go when you know nobody can understand you?
0:00:09 > 0:00:12# When it's just too much to handle?
0:00:12 > 0:00:15# What do you do when you end up somewhere you never planned to?
0:00:15 > 0:00:17# Washed out, stressed out like it was shampoo
0:00:17 > 0:00:20# You should stay It can change
0:00:20 > 0:00:22# There's good days and bad days
0:00:22 > 0:00:26# But one day down the line this time is sure to stop
0:00:26 > 0:00:28# So the only time is now 4 O'Clock
0:00:28 > 0:00:30# 4 O'Clock, 4 O'Clock, 4 O'Clock. #
0:00:30 > 0:00:32JOSH YAWNS
0:00:32 > 0:00:37- That's it. I'm hitting the sack. - What? It's nine o'clock.
0:00:38 > 0:00:42Oh, and, erm...remember to fart quietly tonight, yeah?
0:00:42 > 0:00:44- Oi!- Ow!
0:00:44 > 0:00:45Good night.
0:00:47 > 0:00:49Night.
0:01:12 > 0:01:18- Ta-da!- Ooh! Date..or court appearance?- Ha-ha(!) Interview.
0:01:18 > 0:01:22Oh, well done. Ellesmere? Is that a good idea?
0:01:22 > 0:01:27- Why not? A secretary's a secretary. - Well, Nero's not going to like that.
0:01:27 > 0:01:29It'll be nice for him to have a friendly face around.
0:01:29 > 0:01:32I don't think you should tell him, not unless you get it.
0:01:32 > 0:01:35- Yeah, it'll be a nice surprise. - Well, a surprise.
0:01:38 > 0:01:44- £60 for my first DJ gig.- Wow. - Hey, did I show you my balloons?
0:01:44 > 0:01:46Yes, great, Ash(!)
0:01:46 > 0:01:49Just don't mention the whole DJ-ing thing around my mum, yeah?
0:01:49 > 0:01:55- She'll crack her sprocket.- Is this you? With the Tweenies?- Hilarious!
0:01:55 > 0:01:58- Let's have a look.- No, give me that, man. Look, I was, like, six years old
0:01:58 > 0:02:01and it happened at the shopping mall. These things happen.
0:02:01 > 0:02:04You shouldn't have let it happen. You should've fought them off.
0:02:04 > 0:02:08Hey, you can't hit a Tweenie. That is unacceptable.
0:02:08 > 0:02:10Here you go, boys.
0:02:11 > 0:02:12Biscuits, brilliant!
0:02:14 > 0:02:16Thank you, Mrs Carter.
0:02:16 > 0:02:19- May I be as good to have one also, please?- Of course you can, Isaac.
0:02:19 > 0:02:24Very polite. You should have more friends like Isaac, Josh.
0:02:24 > 0:02:25ASH GULPS AND GAGS
0:02:27 > 0:02:32- So, where's your music stuff, anyway?- Right here.
0:02:32 > 0:02:35- MUFFLED:- That's gross.
0:02:39 > 0:02:41Josh went to bed at nine like some baby. Ha-ha!
0:02:41 > 0:02:42Did he have a big day ahead of him?
0:02:42 > 0:02:45- Get your cyberpants off my stuff, man.- I haven't got cyberpants.
0:02:45 > 0:02:49Yeah? So, why have they got labels with your name on?
0:02:49 > 0:02:50You sew labels in your pants?
0:02:50 > 0:02:53- Of course I don't. Shut up. - Er, what's going on?
0:02:53 > 0:02:55Josh is making fun of Nero's pants.
0:02:55 > 0:02:57Josh, stop making fun of Nero's pants.
0:02:57 > 0:02:59Will everyone stop saying "pants"?
0:02:59 > 0:03:02Well, tell him to get his baby-trolleys off of my stuff.
0:03:02 > 0:03:05OK. Look, Josh, stop getting at Nero and go and put those in the wash.
0:03:05 > 0:03:08Nero, go and get your pants off of Josh's stuff.
0:03:10 > 0:03:11Now!
0:03:23 > 0:03:25An interview?
0:03:25 > 0:03:27Oh, what?!
0:03:45 > 0:03:46Boom.
0:03:56 > 0:04:00You, girl, what are you doing?
0:04:00 > 0:04:03Lying on a bench, texting?
0:04:03 > 0:04:06Sit up. Stop relaxing.
0:04:11 > 0:04:14- What's this?- A bench.
0:04:15 > 0:04:18"Dedicated to Mrs O'Brien with the thanks
0:04:18 > 0:04:22"of the Parents' Association." How did she get them to buy this?
0:04:22 > 0:04:24I don't know, I'm not the bench professor.
0:04:24 > 0:04:27Just...go away.
0:04:42 > 0:04:44BALLOON MAKES RASPBERRY NOISE
0:04:44 > 0:04:46What did you do that for?
0:04:46 > 0:04:49Look, I'll be honest, it's not the reaction I was expecting.
0:04:49 > 0:04:53It's just a bit of fun. You have...heard of fun, right?
0:04:55 > 0:05:00- I've got a problem.- No sitting on the step. You know the rule.
0:05:00 > 0:05:02What kind of lame-o makes rules about steps?
0:05:02 > 0:05:04I did.
0:05:04 > 0:05:05And...very sensibly so, Miss.
0:05:05 > 0:05:08You know, it's always good to keep us young ones in check.
0:05:08 > 0:05:09You know...kids!
0:05:09 > 0:05:12Nice try. Detention.
0:05:14 > 0:05:17This place is so distressing. They never let you do anything.
0:05:17 > 0:05:20- Yeah, so imagine what it'll be like when my auntie gets here.- What?
0:05:20 > 0:05:23Yeah, she's got an interview at half nine and I need to think of
0:05:23 > 0:05:27- a way to fudge it up. Any ideas? - What about a fatbomb?
0:05:27 > 0:05:31You know, it's like a waterbomb...only fattier.
0:05:42 > 0:05:44HE GRUNTS SOFTLY
0:05:58 > 0:06:00HUBBUB IN BACKGROUND
0:06:00 > 0:06:06- Hey.- Hey.- Guess what? The Daleks called, they want their pants back.
0:06:06 > 0:06:10- Shut up!- Yes, that is stupid. Daleks don't wear pants.
0:06:10 > 0:06:12Look, just forget my pants!
0:06:12 > 0:06:13HUBBUB STOPS, AWKWARD SILENCE
0:06:15 > 0:06:18Anyway, guess what I brought in for show and tell.
0:06:18 > 0:06:19We've got show and tell?
0:06:19 > 0:06:22I could've brought my nautical awareness badge.
0:06:22 > 0:06:25We ain't really, you spoon! Here, look at this...
0:06:26 > 0:06:28..and tell me who's the baby.
0:06:29 > 0:06:33- Check who Josh is hanging with. - Is that the actual Tweenies? Cool!
0:06:33 > 0:06:35- How was that cool?- I dunno, man.
0:06:35 > 0:06:38- It's not everyone that gets to hang out with the stars.- You know, guys.
0:06:38 > 0:06:43I met the Teletubbies once, outside a carpet shop in Leicester.
0:06:43 > 0:06:47But I'm not sure it was the ACTUAL Teletubbies. Also, it was a dream.
0:06:47 > 0:06:49Look, am I the only person here who thinks
0:06:49 > 0:06:51this makes Josh look like a total prawn?
0:06:55 > 0:06:59Right. This stuff is wasted on you guys.
0:07:05 > 0:07:06MUFFLED PHONE RINGING
0:07:10 > 0:07:12Hello.
0:07:13 > 0:07:14Hello. Yes.
0:07:15 > 0:07:17Yes.
0:07:18 > 0:07:20Look, um...
0:07:23 > 0:07:25Yes, yes. No, everything's fine.
0:07:28 > 0:07:31Look, um... Look, eh...let me call you back.
0:07:59 > 0:08:04"Meeting with Mrs Hussain, Parents' Association."
0:08:07 > 0:08:09# Oh, I see, I get it
0:08:09 > 0:08:12# She wants to be the only one who gets the credit
0:08:12 > 0:08:14# As if she's the only head, and me, I can't contest it
0:08:14 > 0:08:17# I get all the crumbs And she gets all the best bits
0:08:17 > 0:08:19# Nice big bench, big name on the stationary
0:08:19 > 0:08:22# Nice big chair over there for assembly
0:08:22 > 0:08:24# Nice big desk so nothing gets cluttered
0:08:24 > 0:08:27# Nice big office, I'm in a cupboard!
0:08:27 > 0:08:29# If I'd imagined that I'd ever become
0:08:29 > 0:08:32# A co-head teacher I'd have never begun
0:08:32 > 0:08:35# Two heads are never better than one
0:08:35 > 0:08:37# Two heads are never better than one
0:08:37 > 0:08:39# Next she'll be getting all the governors on her side
0:08:39 > 0:08:42# Put me on ice so she can take them for a ride
0:08:42 > 0:08:45# But I know how to fight And fix things well
0:08:45 > 0:08:47# She's underestimating Crispin Bell
0:08:47 > 0:08:49# If I'd imagined that I'd ever become
0:08:49 > 0:08:52# A co-head teacher I'd have never begun
0:08:52 > 0:08:55# Two heads are never better than one
0:08:55 > 0:08:57# Two heads are never better than one. #
0:09:00 > 0:09:01Mr Harris.
0:09:04 > 0:09:06I'd like you out of my room, please.
0:09:06 > 0:09:10- This is my room, for detention. - No. Now it's my new office.
0:09:10 > 0:09:13Detention has been relocated to the old woodwork block.
0:09:13 > 0:09:16The woodwork block? The one with the rats, that's falling down?
0:09:16 > 0:09:20It isn't falling down. It's just vintage, that's all.
0:09:20 > 0:09:24Anyway, I haven't got time to debate. I've got secretaries to interview.
0:09:24 > 0:09:26Have all of your fluff moved by tomorrow.
0:09:37 > 0:09:40- What do you think?- I think you've had a terrible idea.
0:09:40 > 0:09:41What?
0:09:41 > 0:09:46Your auntie - splat, yeah? She is covered in lard.
0:09:46 > 0:09:49That is a bad interview technique.
0:09:49 > 0:09:51Who wants to hire a greasy secretary?
0:09:51 > 0:09:52It's genius.
0:09:55 > 0:09:58- Right, she's coming. You doing this or what?- OK, yeah.
0:09:58 > 0:10:00Let's do it.
0:10:08 > 0:10:09Now.
0:10:13 > 0:10:14HE GROANS
0:10:25 > 0:10:28- You greased up the head, you dongle. - You said, "Now."- I said, "No."
0:10:28 > 0:10:29I didn't get a picture.
0:10:29 > 0:10:32Whoa, whoa, whoa, what are you doing out of lessons?
0:10:32 > 0:10:34Desperately need the toilet, sir.
0:10:35 > 0:10:37- All three of you? - It's weeping out, sir.
0:10:40 > 0:10:42Get back here. Now!
0:10:55 > 0:10:59- Oh, my flipping doodle, that is so shameful, innit?- Yes. Thank you.
0:10:59 > 0:11:01- Where did you get this? - Josh's room.
0:11:01 > 0:11:03You shouldn't be laughing at other people's personal stuff.
0:11:03 > 0:11:05What, are you saying we should live in a world
0:11:05 > 0:11:08where people don't get laughed at? What is wrong with you?
0:11:08 > 0:11:09- I'm going to give it back to Josh. - No way.
0:11:09 > 0:11:12- Get your spam-crab hands off it. - It's mine.- No it ain't, it's Josh's.
0:11:12 > 0:11:15- Exactly, give it back to him. - Shut up.- Give it to me.
0:11:17 > 0:11:18You did that.
0:11:31 > 0:11:33I do apologise, Mrs Johnson.
0:11:33 > 0:11:37Yes, sorry that you had to witness that outrage.
0:11:37 > 0:11:39No doubt connected to the ongoing,
0:11:39 > 0:11:42longstanding Fowlmere discipline problems.
0:11:48 > 0:11:50Well...let's get started.
0:11:55 > 0:11:57We actually started ten minutes ago.
0:11:57 > 0:11:59Mm.
0:11:59 > 0:12:00Mm.
0:12:03 > 0:12:04SCHOOL BELL RINGS
0:12:09 > 0:12:11That's what you call fun?!
0:12:11 > 0:12:15I've never had to spend a lesson hiding with the bog brushes before.
0:12:15 > 0:12:17That's because you've never lubricated Ding-Dong before.
0:12:17 > 0:12:18Cos I ain't ever wanted to.
0:12:18 > 0:12:20- We're in deep chutney! - Just relax, man.
0:12:20 > 0:12:23Just do what I do - smile and style it out.
0:12:23 > 0:12:25Smiling's not going to cut it. They'll know we skipped class.
0:12:25 > 0:12:29- We missed Miss Parkwood's class. We'll be fine.- Like, how?
0:12:32 > 0:12:33Watch.
0:12:34 > 0:12:39- Hey, Miss Parkwood. Nice lesson this morning.- Sorry, what?
0:12:39 > 0:12:42Nice lesson just now. It was well fascinating.
0:12:42 > 0:12:44- Oh, right. Thanks.- I was there too.
0:12:46 > 0:12:48We're like lard ninjas.
0:12:48 > 0:12:50Yeah, ninjas what bombed the wrong person.
0:12:50 > 0:12:52We haven't stopped your auntie getting the job, have we?
0:12:52 > 0:12:54It's always worse than you think.
0:12:54 > 0:12:56So...all right, boys,
0:12:56 > 0:12:58do you want to explain why you've got oil on your jumpers?
0:13:03 > 0:13:06- Hormones?- Head's office, now.
0:13:11 > 0:13:15- 60 quid.- Think what you could buy in Poundland - 60 things.
0:13:15 > 0:13:16Only if no-one claims it.
0:13:16 > 0:13:17Who's going to claim it?
0:13:17 > 0:13:20- After you hand it in.- I ain't handing this in, I've claimed it.
0:13:20 > 0:13:23You have to hand it in. Think what Baden-Powell would do.
0:13:23 > 0:13:25Do you know what, mate, I think he'd keep it.
0:13:25 > 0:13:28- No, he'd hand it in then wait to see if anyone claimed it.- No way.
0:13:30 > 0:13:32Man, I've got plans for this money, I'm telling you.
0:13:32 > 0:13:33What money's this?
0:13:34 > 0:13:36I was just coming to hand this in.
0:13:39 > 0:13:40Sorry to interrupt.
0:13:40 > 0:13:42Come in, you lot, get in.
0:13:42 > 0:13:43Hurry up.
0:13:43 > 0:13:47Caught these three masterminds fleeing the scene of the attack.
0:13:47 > 0:13:49Loving the look, sir. Very sports-casual.
0:13:49 > 0:13:51Hey, Auntie. How's it going?
0:13:52 > 0:13:55- He's your nephew?- We're not close.
0:13:55 > 0:13:57Sure we are.
0:13:57 > 0:13:58She lives on our sofa.
0:14:00 > 0:14:03Sorry to interrupt, sir. Nero has something to say.
0:14:03 > 0:14:04Nero, what have you done?!
0:14:04 > 0:14:06Mum, what are you doing here?
0:14:06 > 0:14:08And he's your son.
0:14:08 > 0:14:10Well, thank you, Mrs Johnson, I think that will be all.
0:14:10 > 0:14:12If you could send in the next candidate?
0:14:12 > 0:14:15I found this, sir, and I thought I should hand this in.
0:14:15 > 0:14:17That's very honest of you.
0:14:17 > 0:14:19- £60. - Where did you get that money from?
0:14:19 > 0:14:22- It's mine, it was in there.- No, it's not. I found it under the lockers.
0:14:22 > 0:14:25- How would you come by £60? - I earned it.- You have a job?
0:14:26 > 0:14:29- I did a DJ gig on Saturday night. - A likely story.
0:14:29 > 0:14:32- Where's your payslip? - What, from the Pit?
0:14:32 > 0:14:33A letter, then, from your employer?
0:14:33 > 0:14:36- What, from Angry Dave? - He weren't DJ-ing, he was in bed.
0:14:36 > 0:14:37It's true, he went to bed early.
0:14:38 > 0:14:42- Yeah, but that's...- Lying and laying false claim to money.
0:14:44 > 0:14:45And throwing fat bombs.
0:14:47 > 0:14:49I'll be writing to all three of your parents.
0:14:49 > 0:14:53You, young man, you'll get a reward if nobody claims this by tomorrow.
0:14:53 > 0:14:54Yes. Awesome.
0:14:57 > 0:14:59You do your mother a great credit.
0:15:01 > 0:15:03So you say you can start tomorrow?
0:15:07 > 0:15:09# Anybody got a double-crossing little cousin?
0:15:09 > 0:15:12# Who you thought was cool but then you found out that he wasn't
0:15:12 > 0:15:15# Should have known the moment when he stepped into my home
0:15:15 > 0:15:18# And left his pants in every single spot except his own
0:15:18 > 0:15:21# But this is worse than using all my stuff without permission
0:15:21 > 0:15:24# Laptop, headphones, CDs missing
0:15:24 > 0:15:27# One time, when he was in the bog for ages
0:15:27 > 0:15:30# Caught him using my toothbrush for cleaning off his trainers
0:15:30 > 0:15:33# Now showing round my kiddie photo pages is outrageous
0:15:33 > 0:15:35# But next-level status is the taking of my wages
0:15:35 > 0:15:38# What? He thinks it might be plain sailing at the top
0:15:38 > 0:15:41# Just because he tricked the school to give his mum a job
0:15:41 > 0:15:44# I know what it's like to have an elder on the staff
0:15:44 > 0:15:47# And when he realises that it's hell, I'll have to laugh
0:15:47 > 0:15:50# But first I've got to make it hell, and that I'll guarantee
0:15:50 > 0:15:53# Cos Nero may be smart But he ain't half the man as me
0:15:53 > 0:15:54# Yo!
0:15:54 > 0:15:57# Maybe once he was a friend to me
0:15:57 > 0:16:00# Now he's my new best enemy
0:16:00 > 0:16:02# Maybe once he was a friend to me
0:16:02 > 0:16:06# Now he's my new best enemy
0:16:06 > 0:16:08# Maybe once he was a friend to me
0:16:08 > 0:16:10# Now he's my new best enemy
0:16:10 > 0:16:13# So if he thinks this is some big funny act
0:16:13 > 0:16:16# Watch, I'm going to get him and my money back. #
0:16:23 > 0:16:26- I've got to go, I'm late. - We've got plenty of time.
0:16:26 > 0:16:28No, but, um, I'm late for earliness.
0:16:30 > 0:16:32Maybe he's a bit embarrassed.
0:16:32 > 0:16:33Of course he ain't.
0:16:33 > 0:16:36He was telling me how lovely it would be to see more of you.
0:16:36 > 0:16:39- But he...he forgot his embroidery kit, though.- He does embroidery?
0:16:39 > 0:16:40Yeah.
0:16:40 > 0:16:42He's got textiles second period.
0:16:42 > 0:16:45It's a shame there's not a convenient way to get it to him.
0:16:45 > 0:16:48- I'll do it.- Oh, OK. - He can see me, then.- Super.
0:16:52 > 0:16:53Agness.
0:16:55 > 0:16:58How would you like to get your hands on a share of 60 quid?
0:16:58 > 0:17:03- So what are you going to spend your 60 quid on?- My music set-up.
0:17:03 > 0:17:06One day there's going to be one of them blue plaques.
0:17:06 > 0:17:12- "Nero Johnson ruled here - legend." - Really? I was thinking of new pants.
0:17:14 > 0:17:16Nero, is that your mum?
0:17:18 > 0:17:19SHE MOUTHS
0:17:23 > 0:17:24Sorry.
0:17:28 > 0:17:29You've forgotten your embroidery kit.
0:17:29 > 0:17:31Love you, darling. Love you.
0:17:38 > 0:17:40Can you sew my new badge on?
0:17:40 > 0:17:42STIFLED LAUGHTER
0:17:42 > 0:17:44This is so discrimina-thingy.
0:17:44 > 0:17:46I don't see why she gets to do it. I'm well more better than her.
0:17:46 > 0:17:48Why should she get a cut of your money? I like money.
0:17:48 > 0:17:51Look, Zoe-Marie, just let Agness do it. She's better.
0:18:13 > 0:18:14- Bebe.- Ah.
0:18:14 > 0:18:16I believe Mrs O'Brian has a meeting
0:18:16 > 0:18:19with the head of the Parents' Association coming up.
0:18:19 > 0:18:20Erm, right.
0:18:23 > 0:18:26Yes, there's one in the diary for next week.
0:18:26 > 0:18:28Could you book one in for me?
0:18:28 > 0:18:29Uh-huh.
0:18:29 > 0:18:32- Before hers.- Uh-huh.
0:18:32 > 0:18:34And in my new office.
0:18:34 > 0:18:35- PHONE RINGS - Oh.
0:18:37 > 0:18:41- Hello, Elmsbury Manor.- Good morning. May I speak to Mr Bell, please?
0:18:41 > 0:18:43Yes, it's regarding a student of yours, Josh Carter.
0:18:43 > 0:18:45That is well unconvincing.
0:18:45 > 0:18:48- I can well tell it's her, and not just cos I can see her talking.- Sh!
0:18:48 > 0:18:49Hold, please.
0:18:49 > 0:18:51'You all say I'm no good at talking on the phone,
0:18:51 > 0:18:53'I'm like a phone-talking guru.'
0:18:53 > 0:18:54Sh!
0:18:54 > 0:18:56Don't shush me. Give me that.
0:18:56 > 0:18:57Please, please.
0:18:57 > 0:18:59Wow, wow, OK.
0:19:01 > 0:19:03- Hello?- Hello. I'm Mrs Farfafar calling from my delightful
0:19:03 > 0:19:06nightclub, the Pit. It's come to my, you know, whatever,
0:19:06 > 0:19:08that you're saying Josh Carter never done his DJ thing,
0:19:08 > 0:19:10with all rubbish music, when in fact he totes did.
0:19:10 > 0:19:12So that £60 is, like, whatever. Do I make myself clear?
0:19:12 > 0:19:15Whoever you are, I will find you, and I...
0:19:15 > 0:19:16PHONE CUTS OFF
0:19:19 > 0:19:20Leave this to me.
0:19:20 > 0:19:23What was that, you jeffin' troll? You totally miffed it!
0:19:23 > 0:19:24What do you know? You can't act.
0:19:24 > 0:19:26You couldn't even act as yourself in your own life.
0:19:26 > 0:19:29What's that even supposed to mean? What am I going to do now?
0:19:32 > 0:19:34Mrs Farfafar, I presume?
0:19:37 > 0:19:38SCHOOL BELL RINGS
0:19:40 > 0:19:42ASH: I can't believe your aunt dobbed you in.
0:19:42 > 0:19:44- ZOE-MARIE:- And me. She ain't even my auntie.
0:19:44 > 0:19:46- FLEUR:- This place is cold and it smells.
0:19:46 > 0:19:49If I see a rat, I'm calling ChildLine.
0:19:49 > 0:19:52I know. It's put me right off doing detention.
0:19:52 > 0:19:55Come on, it's not as bad as it looks.
0:19:55 > 0:19:56Well, it is as bad as it looks.
0:19:56 > 0:19:58But, you know, we'll do it up.
0:19:58 > 0:20:00Get rid of this poster...
0:20:02 > 0:20:05..or replace it for another poster.
0:20:05 > 0:20:07- It stinks.- Leave sir alone.
0:20:07 > 0:20:10I'm sure they need our old room for a very good reason.
0:20:20 > 0:20:22Oh - there you are. Man of the moment.
0:20:25 > 0:20:27And here is your reward.
0:20:31 > 0:20:32There you go.
0:20:33 > 0:20:35- What's that?- It's your reward.
0:20:35 > 0:20:37In view of your good example,
0:20:37 > 0:20:39I don't think that £5 is too much, on this occasion.
0:20:39 > 0:20:40What do you say?
0:20:42 > 0:20:46He ripped me off! £5? That's just out of order.
0:20:46 > 0:20:49Yeah - it's not nice when someone jacks YOUR money, is it?
0:20:49 > 0:20:51How would you know about it?
0:20:51 > 0:20:54Josh, monster set the other night.
0:20:54 > 0:20:55What? You were there?
0:20:55 > 0:20:58Yeah. I went to school with Angry Dave.
0:20:59 > 0:21:03So that was your money? Who'd have thought...?
0:21:07 > 0:21:10Sir, Josh wasn't lying. It actually was his money.
0:21:10 > 0:21:11Oh, I see.
0:21:11 > 0:21:13And this miraculous discovery has nothing to do with the fact
0:21:13 > 0:21:15that you want a bigger reward?
0:21:15 > 0:21:18- What? No! That... - Seems very suspicious.
0:21:18 > 0:21:21Almost as if you two have agreed to claim the money and split it.
0:21:21 > 0:21:23Ask Miss Parkwood. She saw me DJ-ing.
0:21:23 > 0:21:26- DJ-ing...in a nightclub.- Yes.
0:21:28 > 0:21:30Then I'll have to refer this to the relevant authorities.
0:21:30 > 0:21:34- What?!- You're 15. It's illegal.
0:21:34 > 0:21:36The nightclub will have to be investigated
0:21:36 > 0:21:37and your parents informed.
0:21:37 > 0:21:41Actually, um...yeah, I just realised,
0:21:41 > 0:21:42I didn't actually do anything.
0:21:42 > 0:21:46Miss Parkwood saw nothing as well, so...
0:21:46 > 0:21:47Really(?)
0:21:50 > 0:21:51What a surprise.
0:21:53 > 0:21:55I'm not a complete idiot, Carter.
0:21:55 > 0:21:58In any case, the money's already been spent
0:21:58 > 0:22:00on something to benefit the whole school.
0:22:02 > 0:22:05"The Crispin Bell Memorial Bench."
0:22:05 > 0:22:07- He ain't even dead. - It ain't even his bench.
0:22:07 > 0:22:09- Like, he used my money to get that. - You know what?
0:22:09 > 0:22:12- We should have the Josh Carter Memorial Bench.- Too right.
0:22:12 > 0:22:15Josh...you can sit on your bench.
0:22:20 > 0:22:24- To where shall you go, my lord? - Take this bench to the bins.
0:22:25 > 0:22:28THEY GRUNT
0:22:28 > 0:22:31Nah, it's well heavy with you on. You have to get off.
0:22:32 > 0:22:33Come on, boys.
0:22:35 > 0:22:36What's going on here?
0:22:36 > 0:22:37Put that down!
0:22:37 > 0:22:40Detention - all of you.
0:22:41 > 0:22:43No-one is to touch this bench.
0:22:45 > 0:22:47It's to stay exactly where it is.
0:22:47 > 0:22:49EXACTLY.
0:22:56 > 0:22:58# Look - it don't make no sense
0:22:58 > 0:23:01# My cash gets jacked then spent on a bench?
0:23:01 > 0:23:03# I wish I could line up every single teacher's behind
0:23:03 > 0:23:05# Pull on the world's biggest boot and let fly!
0:23:05 > 0:23:07# It ain't fair!
0:23:07 > 0:23:08# Yeah, I try to do the right thing
0:23:08 > 0:23:11# All I get's detention Line writing?
0:23:11 > 0:23:13# Hope so, cos I'll do 100 pages
0:23:13 > 0:23:15# Saying, school stinks! School stinks, like, for ages
0:23:15 > 0:23:16# It ain't fair
0:23:16 > 0:23:18# While we're stuck in this temple of doom
0:23:18 > 0:23:20# Ding-Dong nicks our detention room
0:23:20 > 0:23:23# We're like a football kicked around by him and O'Brien
0:23:23 > 0:23:25# With a crooked referee who loves lying!
0:23:25 > 0:23:27# It ain't fair
0:23:27 > 0:23:28# Yeah, it really is so thingy
0:23:28 > 0:23:31# If I'm going down I'm taking the school with me
0:23:31 > 0:23:33# Cos teachers and whatever and that they're so duh
0:23:33 > 0:23:36# I'm like, shut up! They're like, no! I'm like, bleurgh!
0:23:36 > 0:23:37# It ain't fair.
0:23:37 > 0:23:38# But why's it so surprising?
0:23:38 > 0:23:41# Course it's unfair # That's basically what life is
0:23:41 > 0:23:43# Everything'll turn out rubbish Don't you get it?
0:23:43 > 0:23:45# School is always meant to be unfair, so just accept it
0:23:45 > 0:23:47# It ain't fair
0:23:47 > 0:23:48# It ain't fair
0:23:48 > 0:23:50# What about children's rights? Do they care?
0:23:50 > 0:23:53# Elmsmere? What a joke, we hate there
0:23:53 > 0:23:54# Cos it ain't fair
0:23:54 > 0:23:55# It ain't fair. #
0:23:58 > 0:24:00- Come in!- We're in.
0:24:00 > 0:24:03- Come on, hurry up, quickly!- Chill. - Who are you telling to chill?
0:24:05 > 0:24:08- And what do you lot want?- Well...
0:24:08 > 0:24:10HAMMER THUDS
0:24:10 > 0:24:12What on earth are you doing in here?
0:24:12 > 0:24:13Arrgghh...!
0:24:15 > 0:24:18Mr Bell told me to move the 4 O'Clock Club into here.
0:24:18 > 0:24:21Yeah. He's using our old room as an office, miss.
0:24:21 > 0:24:23Is he?
0:24:23 > 0:24:26- Put detention back into the old room immediately.- But...
0:24:26 > 0:24:27IMMEDIATELY, Mr Harris.
0:24:34 > 0:24:35So glad you could make it.
0:24:35 > 0:24:38I wanted to meet with the Parents' Association,
0:24:38 > 0:24:39tell them a few of my ideas.
0:24:41 > 0:24:43Sorry, why are we...?
0:24:43 > 0:24:46This? It's embarrassing.
0:24:46 > 0:24:50It's just something that was bought in dedication to me.
0:24:50 > 0:24:52Yes, I think we bought one of those for Mrs O'Brien once.
0:24:52 > 0:24:53Did you, really?
0:24:53 > 0:24:55I didn't know.
0:25:08 > 0:25:11- My office is actually an old classroom.- Oh, right.
0:25:11 > 0:25:15I think it's very important to get in and amongst the students.
0:25:19 > 0:25:21PUPIL SCREAMS
0:25:25 > 0:25:27Student Council meeting.
0:25:27 > 0:25:29Sorry about that mix-up.
0:25:29 > 0:25:31Perhaps we should head to my old office.
0:25:32 > 0:25:35Another bench dedicated to you, Mr Bell?
0:25:38 > 0:25:39Yes.
0:25:40 > 0:25:41Shall we?
0:25:41 > 0:25:42Hm...
0:25:53 > 0:25:58I don't know - do we really need "art" subjects at all?
0:25:58 > 0:26:00- Just a thought.- Crispin!
0:26:00 > 0:26:03Yasmeen! What are you doing here?
0:26:03 > 0:26:04I'm meeting Mr Bell.
0:26:04 > 0:26:06Oh, I see.
0:26:06 > 0:26:08Well, Crispin, I'd like to have a word with you
0:26:08 > 0:26:11about placing children in a condemned building.
0:26:11 > 0:26:13Yes? Good! Excellent.
0:26:13 > 0:26:15We should talk about that.
0:26:15 > 0:26:19I don't think Mrs Hussain wants to hear about all our nonsense.
0:26:19 > 0:26:20Won't you come into my office?
0:26:23 > 0:26:26Um, exactly what level of school funds are being used
0:26:26 > 0:26:28in dedicating benches to you, Mr Bell?
0:26:30 > 0:26:32Perhaps we should take this elsewhere.
0:26:32 > 0:26:34Yes. Maybe we should.
0:26:35 > 0:26:37Yes. That's a good idea.
0:26:43 > 0:26:44Nice bench you've got there, sir.
0:26:46 > 0:26:48Is this anything to do with you, Carter?
0:26:48 > 0:26:49It has your name on it.
0:26:49 > 0:26:51Just get it out of my sight.
0:26:59 > 0:27:02I can't believe your mum never found out about that gig.
0:27:02 > 0:27:04You well got away with that one.
0:27:04 > 0:27:08Um, my bucks got spent on garden furniture.
0:27:08 > 0:27:10I hardly call that getting away with it.
0:27:11 > 0:27:12Although...
0:27:14 > 0:27:15..this is nice.
0:27:15 > 0:27:17Yeah, it's all right, you know?
0:27:17 > 0:27:19You! No sitting on the steps!
0:27:21 > 0:27:23Miss, we're sitting on a bench.
0:27:25 > 0:27:26Yes.
0:27:26 > 0:27:27Right, so you are.
0:27:33 > 0:27:34Money well spent!
0:27:43 > 0:27:46- # Can't live with 'em - And you can't kick 'em out
0:27:46 > 0:27:47# When they're up they rub it in your face
0:27:47 > 0:27:50- # Kick you when you're down - But what no-one understands them
0:27:50 > 0:27:52- # You know what they're on about - Always gonna be around
0:27:52 > 0:27:57- # Gotta find a common ground - If you know so much about me
0:27:57 > 0:28:00- # Where do I go from here? - If you see 'em every day
0:28:00 > 0:28:01# You can never get away
0:28:01 > 0:28:04# Only time that you're the boss? 4 o'clock. #