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0:00:06 > 0:00:09# Where do you go when you know nobody can understand you?

0:00:09 > 0:00:12# When it's just too much to handle?

0:00:12 > 0:00:15# What do you do when you end up somewhere you never planned to?

0:00:15 > 0:00:17# Washed out, stressed out Like it was shampoo

0:00:17 > 0:00:20# You should stay, it can change

0:00:20 > 0:00:22# There's good days and bad days

0:00:22 > 0:00:26# But one day, down the line This time is sure to stop

0:00:26 > 0:00:30- # So the only time is now - 4 O'Clock - 4 O'Clock, 4 O'Clock, 4 O'Clock. #

0:00:30 > 0:00:33CHILDREN CHATTER, BELL RINGS

0:00:38 > 0:00:41"Making it in the music biz, a Skillz Academy event."

0:00:45 > 0:00:47Isn't this just extra school?

0:00:48 > 0:00:50What's WRONG with you?

0:00:50 > 0:00:53It's music school, Ash. There's going to be workshops and stuff.

0:00:53 > 0:00:55There's even this one guy from a record label,

0:00:55 > 0:00:58who said he'll give one of my tracks a listen.

0:00:58 > 0:01:00Mate. This is tomorrow.

0:01:00 > 0:01:02We'll be in school.

0:01:02 > 0:01:04Sorry, mate. Gutted.

0:01:04 > 0:01:06What is wrong with you people?

0:01:06 > 0:01:07I'm obvious...

0:01:09 > 0:01:11I'm obviously going to bunk it.

0:01:11 > 0:01:14There's, like, no problems in that department.

0:01:16 > 0:01:20But...what about the department that says 18s to 21s only?

0:01:20 > 0:01:21What?!

0:01:21 > 0:01:25What a stupid stinking cuss! Well, that's that eel jellied.

0:01:25 > 0:01:26Oi!

0:01:31 > 0:01:35So...how is this a drama lesson, again, Sir?

0:01:35 > 0:01:38It's the beautiful game, Murphy. It's pure drama!

0:01:38 > 0:01:43- But I got this Romeo and Juliet speech and I was supposed...- Ssh!

0:01:46 > 0:01:48- This is well rubbish! - He was offside!

0:01:48 > 0:01:51We need our proper drama teacher back.

0:01:51 > 0:01:53What are you doing?

0:01:53 > 0:01:54Helps me think.

0:01:54 > 0:01:57All the blood rushes to my brain.

0:01:57 > 0:02:00What does Eli need to think about?

0:02:00 > 0:02:01The next big viral.

0:02:01 > 0:02:03Like...bird flu?

0:02:03 > 0:02:05No, like planking, you melon!

0:02:06 > 0:02:08Come on! Planking.

0:02:08 > 0:02:12- You lie down on the thing and take a picture of yourself?- But...why?

0:02:12 > 0:02:14To put on the internet!

0:02:14 > 0:02:18Look, Owen...we think of something cool, everyone will copy it.

0:02:18 > 0:02:21- We'll be legends!- Duveting!

0:02:21 > 0:02:24- What's that?- Lying on a bed.

0:02:24 > 0:02:28Yeah, that's already a trend. Everyone lies on beds.

0:02:28 > 0:02:30This is ridiculous. You may as well

0:02:30 > 0:02:33hang a load of cups on yourself and call it "mugtreeing".

0:02:38 > 0:02:40- BEEPING - Here you go.- All right.

0:02:42 > 0:02:45- Bebe!- Oh, listen, Dexter, if it's about the new keycard system,

0:02:45 > 0:02:46I don't want to hear it!

0:02:46 > 0:02:49It's not here about that. It's biscuit time!

0:02:50 > 0:02:52Look, all of us put in some money every month,

0:02:52 > 0:02:55- you know, to buy tea and biscuits for the staff.- Oh, right, OK.

0:02:55 > 0:02:58- How much do people put in?- £2.

0:02:58 > 0:03:03Ooh... Although, actually, maybe you could put in a bit extra.

0:03:03 > 0:03:05Could I?

0:03:05 > 0:03:08Well, I have noticed you do like your biscuits.

0:03:08 > 0:03:10- You have.- You and me both, actually!

0:03:10 > 0:03:12The staff room ran out of biscuits last month,

0:03:12 > 0:03:15so I was thinking, if you and me put in an extra pound or so,

0:03:15 > 0:03:17that'd mean I could definitely order enough.

0:03:17 > 0:03:20Right! Question... You don't think keeping track

0:03:20 > 0:03:23of who's eating what is a little bit...petty?

0:03:23 > 0:03:25Um.... No?

0:03:25 > 0:03:28- No! I think that seems fair. - Right, fair.

0:03:28 > 0:03:29If that's what you want.

0:03:42 > 0:03:46- Now put it back!- Nah! There's loads more wicked places we can put this.

0:03:46 > 0:03:49Yeah! If we had a load of pics, we could go viral in minutes!

0:03:50 > 0:03:53Guys, we've got no time for mug-of-war!

0:03:53 > 0:03:56LOUD SMASH, PUPILS GASP

0:03:57 > 0:03:59- CHILDREN: Ooh! - Oh, I see.

0:03:59 > 0:04:02That's a new low. You three - detention!

0:04:02 > 0:04:05And as for you, Johnson, you get a trip to the office.

0:04:05 > 0:04:07- What?! Why? - Because that's where

0:04:07 > 0:04:10your mummy wants you taken every time you're naughty!

0:04:10 > 0:04:12GIGGLING

0:04:14 > 0:04:16- Hiya, Mum.- Hello, lovely.

0:04:18 > 0:04:21- What've you done? - Messed with a man's mug!

0:04:21 > 0:04:24I know! But before the shouting starts,

0:04:24 > 0:04:27swipe us a new keycard, love. This one's on the blink.

0:04:32 > 0:04:33There you go, Mr Nunn.

0:04:35 > 0:04:38- Right... - MOBILE PHONE RINGS

0:04:38 > 0:04:41Actually, never mind. Off you go.

0:04:41 > 0:04:43Go on, get!

0:04:43 > 0:04:45OK.

0:04:46 > 0:04:48Dean?

0:04:48 > 0:04:51Yeah, of course it's me, Dean.

0:04:51 > 0:04:54It's not a BIT of money you owe me Dean, it's over a...

0:04:55 > 0:04:57I suppose you could drop it round.

0:04:57 > 0:05:01Come about quarter past. You might even get to see your son.

0:05:02 > 0:05:07So I ditch the lame uniform, take Nathan's ID with me, then boom!

0:05:07 > 0:05:10I'll definitely look 18, right?

0:05:10 > 0:05:13Dunno, mate. Remember when we went to see Zombie Death Attack?

0:05:13 > 0:05:15You had Nathan's ID, then.

0:05:15 > 0:05:17Oh, shut up, man!

0:05:17 > 0:05:20- Epic fail.- Ash!- We ended up going to see the Yogi Bear movie.

0:05:20 > 0:05:24- That was six months ago. Anyway, I've well aged since then.- Yeah.

0:05:24 > 0:05:27You'd just about get into a Harry Potter film now.

0:05:32 > 0:05:37Ah, Dexter! I've just been telling everyone about your excellent idea.

0:05:37 > 0:05:40- My what?- To keep a track of how many biscuits people take,

0:05:40 > 0:05:44- so we all pay a fair amount? - That's not my...- Now Mrs Astin.

0:05:44 > 0:05:47That's a Garibaldi and a Jammy Dodger?

0:05:47 > 0:05:49Sign here...and here...

0:05:51 > 0:05:53BOTH: Thank you.

0:05:55 > 0:05:56Sorry.

0:05:57 > 0:06:01You're making people sign out for biscuits? But that's...silly!

0:06:01 > 0:06:03If you really think being fair is silly,

0:06:03 > 0:06:05then we could all just go back to paying the same amount?

0:06:05 > 0:06:07MUSIC STARTS

0:06:07 > 0:06:09# Nice! Here I am trying to be righteous

0:06:09 > 0:06:11# Being diplomatic Maybe I might just

0:06:11 > 0:06:14# Expose her cos she eats more than anyone else

0:06:14 > 0:06:16# And keeps the good ones for herself!

0:06:16 > 0:06:18# An' don't tell me that you don't notice

0:06:18 > 0:06:20# How come the Jammy Dodgers go so quick!

0:06:20 > 0:06:22# As if we didn't know they were there

0:06:22 > 0:06:25# So her paying more - that's totally fair!

0:06:25 > 0:06:27# But I'm sorry Signing out for biscuits?

0:06:27 > 0:06:29# Well, that's just completely ridiculous!

0:06:29 > 0:06:31- # This is outrageous! - Huh! What a shame!

0:06:31 > 0:06:33# But it's not Bebe It's Dexter I blame!

0:06:33 > 0:06:36# I don't know what happens now One thing's for sure

0:06:36 > 0:06:38# I'm not backing down!

0:06:38 > 0:06:40# No! I'm used to giving in

0:06:40 > 0:06:42# True, began in my youth and ever since

0:06:42 > 0:06:44# You say jump, I say how high

0:06:44 > 0:06:46# Literally, once I got a branch in the eye

0:06:46 > 0:06:48# I have to assert myself more

0:06:48 > 0:06:51# I learnt that in my university dorm

0:06:51 > 0:06:53# When my flatmates wanted to get a goat

0:06:53 > 0:06:55# Folded under pressure Said yes, I meant, no

0:06:55 > 0:06:57# Long story short had a beast in my room

0:06:57 > 0:06:59# That ate my dissertation and pooed in my shoe

0:06:59 > 0:07:02# But not this time I'm sticking to my guns

0:07:02 > 0:07:03# Bebe could easily fake the funds

0:07:03 > 0:07:06# And cheat the whole system Not on my watch

0:07:06 > 0:07:08# Got to do something But what, brain, what? #

0:07:10 > 0:07:14No, no, you carry on. That sounds like an excellent idea.

0:07:14 > 0:07:15Uh-huh.

0:07:20 > 0:07:21BELL RINGS

0:07:23 > 0:07:25Dad's coming at quarter past five.

0:07:25 > 0:07:26Do you think Dexter might let me out early?

0:07:26 > 0:07:30I haven't seen my dad in ages. He won't want to miss me.

0:07:30 > 0:07:32You better not be Googling anything distasteful, Eli Grant.

0:07:32 > 0:07:34I'm not Googling anything, Square Bear.

0:07:34 > 0:07:37- I'm tweeting our mugtreeing photograph.- Sweet!

0:07:37 > 0:07:40You can't! You're not old enough to use Twitter. That's illegal!

0:07:40 > 0:07:42Gimme a break, Crimewatch!

0:07:42 > 0:07:45- I'm confiscating this for your own safety.- You're joking me, man.

0:07:45 > 0:07:48- Gimme that!- A scout has the courage to stand up for what he thinks

0:07:48 > 0:07:51- is right even if others laugh or threaten him!- Watch the TV!

0:07:53 > 0:07:55LOUD GASPS

0:07:58 > 0:07:59Congratulations, mate.

0:07:59 > 0:08:03- You just got your demolition badge. - Miss O'Brien's coming!

0:08:09 > 0:08:11Who did this?!

0:08:15 > 0:08:17No-one feels like saying?

0:08:19 > 0:08:20Fine!

0:08:25 > 0:08:28Then we'll sit here until somebody does!

0:08:30 > 0:08:32MUSIC STARTS Agh! What?

0:08:32 > 0:08:33# Nah, man, I can't be late

0:08:33 > 0:08:35# Or I'm gonna miss my own personal fathers' day

0:08:35 > 0:08:38# I could jump out the window or crawl across the floor

0:08:38 > 0:08:40# On my belly like a snake before I sneak out of the door or

0:08:40 > 0:08:43# Maybe I could tell O'Brien who broke the TV

0:08:43 > 0:08:44# Just the truth, no lying

0:08:44 > 0:08:46# Aw, but then, I'd be a snitch

0:08:46 > 0:08:48# Which breaks the code of the true school rules list!

0:08:48 > 0:08:50# True school rules! Not the ones from the head

0:08:50 > 0:08:52# But the unwritten ones that we live by instead!

0:08:52 > 0:08:54# Number one, obvs - don't be a grass

0:08:54 > 0:08:56# Don't blame your mate when you break wind in class

0:08:56 > 0:08:59# If you've got a shiny crystal charm bracelet on your arm

0:08:59 > 0:09:01# That don't make you any better than me Priscilla Barnes

0:09:01 > 0:09:03# Never leave school with your whole shirt clean

0:09:03 > 0:09:05# Don't use Twitter if you're under 13!

0:09:05 > 0:09:07# The rest of the rules Repeat what number one is

0:09:07 > 0:09:09ALL: # Never ever, ever Never, ever be a snitch!

0:09:09 > 0:09:11# So that is not an option I don't do spite

0:09:11 > 0:09:13# But O'Brien's gotta let us go soon, right?

0:09:13 > 0:09:15# But maybe she won't She could be really tight

0:09:15 > 0:09:17# I heard once she kept some kids in overnight!

0:09:17 > 0:09:20# Right! If Eli and Owen won't use their voice

0:09:20 > 0:09:22# And own up then I've only got one choice! #

0:09:34 > 0:09:36CLOCK TICKS LOUDLY

0:09:37 > 0:09:38Miss?

0:09:41 > 0:09:45Eli and Owen did it. But they didn't mean to!

0:09:45 > 0:09:47They were... And then it...

0:09:50 > 0:09:51It was an accident.

0:09:56 > 0:09:58So sorry I'm late, everyone.

0:09:58 > 0:09:59Ah...

0:09:59 > 0:10:02- Hello.- Miss, can we please go?

0:10:02 > 0:10:04Go on, go. Class dismissed.

0:10:05 > 0:10:07Not you, Eli, or Owen!

0:10:07 > 0:10:10Or you, Mr Harris!

0:10:23 > 0:10:24So sorry I was late.

0:10:24 > 0:10:27Honestly, I can usually leave them for a few minutes.

0:10:27 > 0:10:30Not that I do. Usually. Leave them.

0:10:30 > 0:10:32I Just had to deal with a minor administrative matter.

0:10:32 > 0:10:34It won't happen again.

0:10:39 > 0:10:43Please tell me this wasn't your "minor administrative matter".

0:10:43 > 0:10:45The tin has become the source of some unrest.

0:10:45 > 0:10:47It's kind of like Ofsted, but for biscuits.

0:10:47 > 0:10:50No, Mr Harris, it isn't. It's absurd.

0:10:50 > 0:10:52You will resolve this situation

0:10:52 > 0:10:56or I shall ban biscuits from the staff room entirely. Am I clear?

0:10:56 > 0:10:58- Yes.- In the meantime, is there any chance

0:10:58 > 0:11:01I could actually access a custard cream?

0:11:09 > 0:11:12Oh, boy. You crossed the line, man.

0:11:12 > 0:11:14You never give the names, tiny man.

0:11:16 > 0:11:20What, so you were that desperate to get home and watch Tracy Beaker?

0:11:22 > 0:11:24Fine, whatevs.

0:11:26 > 0:11:28- My dad.- Mmm?

0:11:30 > 0:11:32My dad was coming over.

0:11:32 > 0:11:35I haven't seen him in ages and... I didn't want to miss him, you know.

0:11:35 > 0:11:38Well, hope it was worth it, cuz. because, tomorrow at school, like,

0:11:38 > 0:11:40- you're going to be dust! - Yeah, well, he didn't even turn up.

0:11:40 > 0:11:42Oh...

0:11:42 > 0:11:43Downer, um, soz, man.

0:11:44 > 0:11:46It's fine!

0:11:46 > 0:11:51He didn't know for definite I'd be here. Something probably came up.

0:11:51 > 0:11:53He's got a lot of people that depend on him.

0:11:53 > 0:11:55Big stuff, you know.

0:11:55 > 0:11:57Yeah, big stuff.

0:12:03 > 0:12:06Ash, look, how many times do I need to tell you, man?

0:12:06 > 0:12:08If anyone asks, I'm helping Mr Morris.

0:12:11 > 0:12:14No, you don't know who he is, Ash. He doesn't exist.

0:12:14 > 0:12:17Yes! Look, all the Elmsbury lot don't actually know any of

0:12:17 > 0:12:21the Fowlmere teachers and it's the same thing the other way round.

0:12:21 > 0:12:24All right, man. I'll speak to you later, then. Bye.

0:12:26 > 0:12:28Mr Morris, eh?

0:12:28 > 0:12:29Nice scam.

0:12:33 > 0:12:37- Come on, mate. Mugtreeing. Get involved.- No!

0:12:37 > 0:12:38You could promote scouting!

0:12:38 > 0:12:41Wear your woggle whilst we're doing it?

0:12:41 > 0:12:44- All right, men? What's up? - Did you hear something, Eli?

0:12:44 > 0:12:46I thought I heard an annoying buzz.

0:12:46 > 0:12:48You grassed us up to the Head, mate, that's what!

0:12:48 > 0:12:51Yeah, OK, but you know why that was. Cos of my dad.

0:12:51 > 0:12:53It was really important, guys.

0:12:53 > 0:12:56Yeah, well, not getting grounded was pretty crucial to me, mate!

0:12:59 > 0:13:00Burned.

0:13:01 > 0:13:04But...

0:13:04 > 0:13:06- What would THEY have done? - Man up, Johnson.

0:13:06 > 0:13:09You did wrong. You do know that, right?

0:13:09 > 0:13:15- Yeah, of course, but... - Nero, no-one cares about why.

0:13:15 > 0:13:18You gotta make it up to them. I mean, have you even said sorry?

0:13:18 > 0:13:20No.

0:13:20 > 0:13:23Fine! I'll just go do that right now, yeah?

0:13:25 > 0:13:27- BELL RINGS - Too late.

0:13:27 > 0:13:28Not necessarily!

0:13:36 > 0:13:38Hang on! I mean, um...

0:13:38 > 0:13:40- DEEP VOICE:- Just wait one minute there...

0:13:40 > 0:13:46Susan, er, I'm here for the Academy, so, er, where do I sign in?

0:13:46 > 0:13:51- Last name, first name. - Carter...Josh.

0:13:51 > 0:13:55So, er, I would've have come here last time I voted.

0:13:55 > 0:13:59Sign here, take a name badge, head for the McLean Suite.

0:13:59 > 0:14:01You don't want to see my ID?

0:14:01 > 0:14:04I want to go home and see my cat.

0:14:04 > 0:14:07So sign, take a badge, and go that way.

0:14:07 > 0:14:10Absolutely fine. Thank you, Susan.

0:14:15 > 0:14:17KNOCK ON DOOR

0:14:18 > 0:14:23Excuse me, Mrs Astin. Mr Morris said can he borrow Owen and Eli, please?

0:14:23 > 0:14:24OK, boys, off you go.

0:14:25 > 0:14:27MAN DOES SOUND CHECK

0:14:43 > 0:14:47- Look, guys, all I want to say is, er...- What's going on here?

0:14:47 > 0:14:49What are you three doing out of lessons?

0:14:49 > 0:14:55Hello, Mrs O'Brien, miss! We're on an errand for Mr Morris.

0:14:55 > 0:14:58I've never heard of a Mr Morris!

0:15:00 > 0:15:04Today's academy programme is about helping young people

0:15:04 > 0:15:06You need to leave. Right now.

0:15:06 > 0:15:07Oh, no, Miss?

0:15:07 > 0:15:11If I went back to school I imagine I'd be very upset.

0:15:11 > 0:15:15You know, Might let slip on where I'd been. Who I'd seen...

0:15:15 > 0:15:22Stay. You don't tell, I won't tell. You are a wise guy, Josh Carter.

0:15:24 > 0:15:27So, we can go back to the way things were?

0:15:27 > 0:15:28Of course we can, Dexter.

0:15:29 > 0:15:32I imagine you'll be wanting to apologise to me first, though.

0:15:32 > 0:15:34Apologise? For wh...

0:15:34 > 0:15:38Yes. Yes, I'll be wanting to apologise. I'm very sorry.

0:15:38 > 0:15:40And to give me back my pound.

0:15:41 > 0:15:43And give you back your pound.

0:15:44 > 0:15:46But...we're sorted now, then?

0:15:46 > 0:15:48I'll get rid of the padlock, you bin the book,

0:15:48 > 0:15:50and OB won't take our biscuits away?

0:15:50 > 0:15:51Mmm, Absolutely!

0:15:51 > 0:15:53Though it might do us

0:15:53 > 0:15:56both a bit of good to lay off the old bikkies for a bit, eh?

0:15:56 > 0:15:57HE LAUGHS

0:15:57 > 0:16:01You know, because they're generally unhealthy. Not because your...

0:16:01 > 0:16:04You have a lovely shape.

0:16:04 > 0:16:09So...we're OK, then. You did say were OK?

0:16:10 > 0:16:13Yes. Yes, Dexter, I did say that.

0:16:21 > 0:16:23OK, people!

0:16:23 > 0:16:30So, first session today is all about new technology.

0:16:33 > 0:16:35You should have all signed up for a workshop

0:16:35 > 0:16:37when you first came in, yeah? Shoot.

0:16:37 > 0:16:39Yeah, I was late, soz.

0:16:39 > 0:16:42But do you guys do stuff on Music Production Centres?

0:16:42 > 0:16:44Cos I heard you can do some epic...

0:16:44 > 0:16:47Whoa! Easy tiger.

0:16:48 > 0:16:50I'm afraid we don't have anything like that in here.

0:16:52 > 0:16:55But I think we have something that's even better.

0:16:55 > 0:16:57Come on, come on.

0:17:02 > 0:17:04It's a great new app, designed by a friend

0:17:04 > 0:17:10actually, helps you keep track of gig earnings and tax exposure.

0:17:10 > 0:17:11Enjoy!

0:17:18 > 0:17:23Right, stay there, please. I don't trust you three on your own.

0:17:28 > 0:17:31Oh, man, is she checking staff lists? We are ruined.

0:17:31 > 0:17:32What? Why?

0:17:32 > 0:17:34I made Morris up, to get you out of lessons!

0:17:34 > 0:17:35Why would you do that?

0:17:35 > 0:17:37I wanted to say sorry!

0:17:37 > 0:17:40Yeah, well, now, you'll have to say it again! A lot!

0:17:40 > 0:17:41Guys.

0:17:41 > 0:17:44Mug-nificent...

0:17:46 > 0:17:47As I thought.

0:17:47 > 0:17:49As I thought. No "Mr Morris".

0:17:49 > 0:17:52I am shocked at the level of dishonesty that's gone on here.

0:17:52 > 0:17:53Miss, let me explain.

0:17:53 > 0:17:56I'm not interested in hearing any more of your lies.

0:17:56 > 0:18:01Detention, all of you. Again. And letters home. Again.

0:18:01 > 0:18:03Now, get back to class.

0:18:05 > 0:18:07Oh, hold the door!

0:18:07 > 0:18:10Thanking you. These blinking passes never work.

0:18:13 > 0:18:16- I'll make it up to you. Promise - Yeah, right. How?

0:18:20 > 0:18:22- Hey, Mum.- Are you in trouble again?

0:18:22 > 0:18:25- Well... - I know what this is all about.

0:18:25 > 0:18:27- You do?- Yeah!

0:18:28 > 0:18:32It's your dad and I'm really sorry he didn't turn up last night,

0:18:32 > 0:18:35it's just he's been a bit unreliable recently.

0:18:35 > 0:18:39My dad's not unreliable! He just didn't come cos he's busy.

0:18:39 > 0:18:43Right, so you're not upset? Well, then you're grounded.

0:18:43 > 0:18:45- Fine.- Fine.

0:18:45 > 0:18:46Anything else?

0:18:49 > 0:18:52Yeah. Dexter wanted me to get him a new keycard.

0:18:52 > 0:18:55His old one won't work and he needs to get into the staff room?

0:18:55 > 0:18:57Dexter, is it?

0:18:58 > 0:19:02Tell Dexter that will get him in to the staff room.

0:19:06 > 0:19:08You can't...

0:19:08 > 0:19:11Course we can you massive cheebie. This is our chance!

0:19:11 > 0:19:13To get in huge amounts of trouble, yes!

0:19:13 > 0:19:15Deceiving a school employee, trespassing...

0:19:15 > 0:19:17Sounds brilliant. I'm in.

0:19:17 > 0:19:19What we doing again?

0:19:19 > 0:19:22Sneaking into the staff room and taking photos of us hanging mugs.

0:19:22 > 0:19:25You had me at sneaking into the staff room. Isaac's in, as well.

0:19:25 > 0:19:27What! No, I ain't.

0:19:29 > 0:19:31Yes, he is. We all are.

0:19:31 > 0:19:32Oi, you lot!

0:19:34 > 0:19:36You have well paid for your sins, mate.

0:19:36 > 0:19:38Mugtreeing's spreading like swine flu!

0:19:38 > 0:19:40I'm not doing this.

0:19:40 > 0:19:42Come on, Patrol Leader, you got to.

0:19:42 > 0:19:44Who else is going to make sure we do it properly?

0:19:44 > 0:19:45Nero.

0:19:45 > 0:19:49You're grounded, remember? That means straight home, with me.

0:19:49 > 0:19:50No messing about.

0:20:15 > 0:20:23OK, people, find your genre!

0:20:27 > 0:20:29So! Some great, great stuff,

0:20:29 > 0:20:32has come out of the most unlikely partnerships.

0:20:32 > 0:20:34Partnerships like Eminem and Rihanna.

0:20:34 > 0:20:38- Robbie Williams and Tom Jones. - Oh, oh these shoes are ridiculous!

0:20:38 > 0:20:42And Ozzy Osbourne and Miss Piggy. Yeah

0:20:42 > 0:20:43This guy is wack.

0:20:43 > 0:20:47I'd like you to create some of your own dynamic duos!

0:20:47 > 0:20:51So, first out of the hat is...

0:20:51 > 0:20:52a rapper, you at the front,

0:20:52 > 0:20:59and you'll be working with someone from the country corner! Ah.

0:21:01 > 0:21:04Oh, I'm not a country singer

0:21:04 > 0:21:07No need to be embarrassed! Well, not much!

0:21:09 > 0:21:13And you'll be singing...

0:21:13 > 0:21:16# When You Say Nothing At All... Ooh. #

0:21:20 > 0:21:23Hang on, I reckon I can fit one more on.

0:21:26 > 0:21:27OK, everyone?

0:21:27 > 0:21:31If you could just grab some mugs and then come over here?

0:21:31 > 0:21:33Quickly, we need to get out of here.

0:21:35 > 0:21:37- If you could just... - Isn't that Mr Bell's mug?

0:21:37 > 0:21:41Ugh, get off! I'm not having Ding Dong's cup-cooties all over me.

0:21:46 > 0:21:48We should go.

0:21:52 > 0:21:54- And then he called me fat!- Really?

0:21:54 > 0:21:55Well, he implied it.

0:21:55 > 0:21:59Oh, Dexter, he's about as sharp as a marble sometimes.

0:21:59 > 0:22:02Still, it's no excuse to go messing with a man's keycard.

0:22:02 > 0:22:06I didn't mess with it a lot. He can get in places.

0:22:06 > 0:22:08He just can't get out of them.

0:22:13 > 0:22:15# What do I do now?

0:22:15 > 0:22:17# Went and got my whole crew locked in a room wow!

0:22:17 > 0:22:19# I could get em out if I tell my mum the truth

0:22:19 > 0:22:22# But then a staff member's got undisputable proof

0:22:22 > 0:22:24# That I did wrong and especially, all my friends

0:22:24 > 0:22:27# And that'd mean I'm going to drop 'em in it again!

0:22:27 > 0:22:30# And this time, who knows the level of the trouble the group's in?

0:22:30 > 0:22:32# Suspension? Permanent exclusion?

0:22:32 > 0:22:35# Maybe they'll be sent to a pupil referral unit

0:22:35 > 0:22:37# On a desert island that's like a prison for school kids

0:22:37 > 0:22:39# I don't trust O'Brien or Ding Dong

0:22:39 > 0:22:42# They can have our heads, play with us like a session of Ping Pong

0:22:42 > 0:22:43# Now I'm panicking -

0:22:43 > 0:22:46# That can bring a lack of thinking rationally

0:22:46 > 0:22:47# Which is actually damaging

0:22:47 > 0:22:49# What I gotta do is take ten breaths

0:22:49 > 0:22:53# And just talk to someone who knows what's best

0:22:53 > 0:22:55# Can anybody hear my plea?

0:22:55 > 0:22:58# I'm here yo, it's Nero - child in need! Sheesh!

0:22:58 > 0:23:00# I'm in it up to my knees

0:23:00 > 0:23:03# Over here yo, it's Nero, help me out, please

0:23:03 > 0:23:06# Sheesh! Can anybody hear my plea?

0:23:06 > 0:23:08# I'm here yo, it's Nero - child in need! Sheesh!

0:23:08 > 0:23:10# I'm in it up to my knees

0:23:10 > 0:23:13# Over here yo, it's Nero Help me out, please! Sheesh! #

0:23:28 > 0:23:30Dad! Brilliant!

0:23:32 > 0:23:36Hang on.

0:23:36 > 0:23:38Yeah, Dad, I know you're busy, but...

0:23:42 > 0:23:45No. No. It's not important.

0:24:05 > 0:24:12# It's amazing how you can speak right to my heart

0:24:17 > 0:24:25# Without saying a word you can light up the dark

0:24:26 > 0:24:29# When the chips are down and you're feeling under attack

0:24:29 > 0:24:32# When everybody around you value is flopping, dropping the baton

0:24:32 > 0:24:35# And you feel like there's nothing on which you can rely

0:24:35 > 0:24:37# Believe it or not I'll be there, right by your side

0:24:37 > 0:24:40# That's the difference between an acquaintance and a friend

0:24:40 > 0:24:43# One could be gone tomorrow The other's there till the end

0:24:43 > 0:24:47# With true friends, you don't even have to say a word, like

0:24:52 > 0:24:58# The smile on your face lets me know that you need me

0:24:58 > 0:25:04# There's a truth in your eyes saying you'll never leave me

0:25:04 > 0:25:10# The touch of your hand Says you'll catch me wherever

0:25:10 > 0:25:13# I fall

0:25:15 > 0:25:21# Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

0:25:21 > 0:25:24# I seen that smile like a hundred times before

0:25:24 > 0:25:26# But it never feels fake cos I know it's so pure

0:25:26 > 0:25:28# Whenever you come around... #

0:25:28 > 0:25:32- PHONE RINGS - Miss, miss, take this.

0:25:34 > 0:25:37It's family, innit? I gotta go.

0:25:37 > 0:25:39# Whenever you come around I suddenly feel grand

0:25:39 > 0:25:42# Like, I'm not a boy any more I'm a real man... #

0:25:43 > 0:25:46All right, all right. Chill, OK?

0:25:46 > 0:25:47# I play the big man when I am J-Hyphen

0:25:47 > 0:25:50# And all the girls fancy me Yeah, they like it. #

0:25:50 > 0:25:55- What's that noise?- Nah, I ain't doing nothing important.

0:25:55 > 0:25:57JEERING

0:25:57 > 0:26:02OK, bye... Ah, yeah, thanks, guys. Today has been...

0:26:02 > 0:26:04shabby, so we're out of here.

0:26:12 > 0:26:15They're all stuck in there! What we going to do? Break in?

0:26:15 > 0:26:18Chill your boots, tiny man. I got all this all sorted.

0:26:19 > 0:26:24- You didn't see me. Deal? - Deal. Today never even happened.

0:26:35 > 0:26:38Everyone stand back, I'm kicking this idiot down.

0:26:38 > 0:26:42- You'll break your phalanges. - Get out the way.

0:26:43 > 0:26:45HE SCREAMS

0:26:45 > 0:26:46Oof!

0:26:48 > 0:26:50Never leave me again.

0:26:50 > 0:26:51Get off me, man.

0:26:52 > 0:26:53Everyone, OK?

0:26:53 > 0:26:57You've got to stop mugtreeing. The risks, they're too great.

0:26:58 > 0:26:59Everyone else OK?

0:27:02 > 0:27:04Now, come on, guys. I did get you out!

0:27:04 > 0:27:05You also got us in.

0:27:05 > 0:27:08Yeah, but, come on, that makes us even, right?

0:27:09 > 0:27:10Man's got a point.

0:27:10 > 0:27:18Plus I had an idea for a new viral. How about staffrooming?

0:27:24 > 0:27:26I don't see why I have to apologise.

0:27:26 > 0:27:30Because if you don't, things will get out of hand - more out of hand.

0:27:30 > 0:27:33Ah, I was just coming to give you these.

0:27:38 > 0:27:40They're reduced fat.

0:27:42 > 0:27:45Oh, no. I mean...

0:27:49 > 0:27:50# You can't live with them

0:27:50 > 0:27:52# And you can't kick them out

0:27:52 > 0:27:53# When they're up They rub it in your face

0:27:53 > 0:27:54# Kick you when you're down

0:27:54 > 0:27:56# No-one understands them

0:27:56 > 0:27:57# always going to be around

0:27:57 > 0:27:59# Got to find a common ground

0:27:59 > 0:28:02# If you know so much about me

0:28:02 > 0:28:04# Where do I go from here?

0:28:04 > 0:28:06# You see them every day You can never get away

0:28:06 > 0:28:09# Only time that you're the boss? 4 o'clock, 4 o'clock. #