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0:00:06 > 0:00:09# Where do you go when you know nobody can understand you?

0:00:09 > 0:00:12# When it's just too much to handle?

0:00:12 > 0:00:15# What do you do when you end up somewhere you never planned to?

0:00:15 > 0:00:17# Washed out, stressed out Like it was shampoo

0:00:17 > 0:00:20# You should stay, it can change

0:00:20 > 0:00:22# There's good days and bad days

0:00:22 > 0:00:26# But one day, down the line This time is sure to stop

0:00:26 > 0:00:30- # So the only time is now - 4 O'Clock - 4 O'Clock, 4 O'Clock, 4 O'Clock. #

0:00:34 > 0:00:36This is well wonky.

0:00:36 > 0:00:38Why have we got to do this?

0:00:38 > 0:00:40Because you're the ones I found skiving Geography.

0:00:40 > 0:00:42You just can't let that go, can you, Sir?

0:00:48 > 0:00:50- Ha!- Nah! - You can do this on your own!

0:00:50 > 0:00:53Usable stuff in boxes, rubbish in bags.

0:00:53 > 0:00:56I want this place cleared by the end of the lesson.

0:00:56 > 0:00:58Right, I'll be back in a minute. Get cracking.

0:01:00 > 0:01:03So we have to stay here

0:01:03 > 0:01:06and clear up this mess whilst he goes off to play Mr Loverman?

0:01:11 > 0:01:12Oh! I always wanted to do this!

0:01:13 > 0:01:16Right. Abracadabra!

0:01:16 > 0:01:20Ash! Watch it, you nugget!

0:01:20 > 0:01:22You can't speak to me like that. Josh - tell him.

0:01:24 > 0:01:25Hey, check it out!

0:01:29 > 0:01:31Yeah, and...?

0:01:43 > 0:01:4798...99...100!

0:01:47 > 0:01:49Uh! Oh! Hey!

0:01:49 > 0:01:53Press-ups. In a tweed jacket? Without breaking a sweat.

0:01:53 > 0:01:54Very impressive.

0:01:54 > 0:01:56Yeah. Where you off to?

0:01:56 > 0:01:57To see some persistent truants.

0:01:57 > 0:01:58And show them who's boss, yeah?

0:01:58 > 0:02:01Sometimes kids are like "Yeah, nah what I mean?"

0:02:01 > 0:02:04You've got to be like "Yeah I do nah what you mean!"

0:02:04 > 0:02:08Well, I think the aggressive approach doesn't always work.

0:02:08 > 0:02:10Oh, yeah, totally. It's all about...

0:02:10 > 0:02:12listening and understanding their...

0:02:12 > 0:02:16- I've got to go.- Hey - maybe your truants would respond to a young,

0:02:16 > 0:02:19intelligent male with a bit of grit?

0:02:19 > 0:02:20You know I mean me, right?

0:02:27 > 0:02:31So, I do hope that you'll consider Elmsmere in the Autumn.

0:02:31 > 0:02:35Any questions?

0:02:35 > 0:02:37Yeah. I do, as a matter of fact.

0:02:37 > 0:02:40I wanted to do Media Studies.

0:02:40 > 0:02:43What extracurricular stuff have you got?

0:02:43 > 0:02:46What don't we do? Ha!

0:02:46 > 0:02:50All right then, what don't you do?

0:02:53 > 0:02:56Nothing. Moving on.

0:03:01 > 0:03:04It just looks like a load of old knobs.

0:03:04 > 0:03:06Well it's obviously an old radio station.

0:03:07 > 0:03:09I can do my own show with this.

0:03:09 > 0:03:14Broadcast live to the whole school, spread the "J" magic.

0:03:14 > 0:03:16I'm going to ask Dexter.

0:03:16 > 0:03:18There's no way this is gonna work.

0:03:18 > 0:03:23Oh...Isaac, did I show you this picture of my bum?

0:03:23 > 0:03:24Eeurgh!

0:03:26 > 0:03:29That's just, like, a picture of your fingers.

0:03:29 > 0:03:31Yeah, but it's wicked!

0:03:31 > 0:03:34I take a photograph of my hand and then I zoom in...

0:03:34 > 0:03:37OVER PA: '..and tada! It's Bum City.'

0:03:37 > 0:03:38'Why are you faking bum photos?

0:03:38 > 0:03:41'Why am I faking bum photos? Ain't it obvious?'

0:03:41 > 0:03:44'No? What planet are you from?'

0:03:44 > 0:03:45Is that your lot?

0:03:45 > 0:03:46'Planet Bum?'

0:03:46 > 0:03:49OK. Lovely to see you again. Ring me sometime! Bye!

0:03:49 > 0:03:50'Stop being immature!'

0:03:50 > 0:03:51'Think about it.

0:03:51 > 0:03:53'No one's gonna believe them's your real onions.'

0:03:53 > 0:03:58- School play rehearsals. - What play's that, then? MacBum?

0:03:58 > 0:04:00'Hey, come on. Bums...'

0:04:00 > 0:04:02..they're funny!

0:04:04 > 0:04:08The whole school just heard you talking about buttocks!

0:04:08 > 0:04:13It works? Oh! Wicked!

0:04:13 > 0:04:15Oh come on, man.

0:04:15 > 0:04:17Why should you be allowed to run your own radio show?!

0:04:17 > 0:04:19Your behaviour is awful!

0:04:19 > 0:04:22PC Rowe was not impressed by that hooliganism today.

0:04:22 > 0:04:25OK, well, do you know what would impress her?

0:04:25 > 0:04:27- Me giving you detention? - No.

0:04:27 > 0:04:29You take a known hooligan,

0:04:29 > 0:04:31you turn him into the voice of a nation's youth.

0:04:31 > 0:04:34You make him a valued member in the school community,

0:04:34 > 0:04:35then she's gotta be impressed!

0:04:35 > 0:04:39That's right. The most impressive station on the airwaves.

0:04:42 > 0:04:45Irresistible to kids, headteachers, and policewomen alike.

0:04:45 > 0:04:46It's radio Elmsmere.

0:04:47 > 0:04:49# Maybe radio's the answer

0:04:49 > 0:04:52# Maybe Josh is right and this is a great chance to

0:04:52 > 0:04:54# Show Emily Rowe that I'm not a bozo

0:04:54 > 0:04:58# Surprise her with one or two things she won't know about me

0:04:58 > 0:05:00# All those young kids that are rowdy

0:05:00 > 0:05:02# I create activities where they can still be shouty

0:05:02 > 0:05:04# But without causing hurt or offence

0:05:04 > 0:05:07# That's why music and a mic make perfect sense

0:05:07 > 0:05:10# This is going to be immense to have my own show

0:05:10 > 0:05:13# And play my own songs for those who don't know

0:05:13 > 0:05:14# My tracks will flow so

0:05:14 > 0:05:16# Across the whole globe

0:05:16 > 0:05:18# I can quit school by next term and go pro

0:05:18 > 0:05:21# Most shows probably use a fat crew

0:05:21 > 0:05:24# I can do traffic, weather, sports, news and that too

0:05:24 > 0:05:26# Jingles, adverts, everything in-between

0:05:26 > 0:05:29# Producer, presenter, one-man team

0:05:29 > 0:05:31# Wait, hold on, why just have a one-man team?

0:05:31 > 0:05:34# I could show Rowe this isn't just some mad scheme

0:05:34 > 0:05:37# Cos one tough kid alone is not much

0:05:37 > 0:05:40# I should open this up to the 4 O'Clock Club

0:05:40 > 0:05:42# Me, myself and I No-one supporting me

0:05:42 > 0:05:45# Teamwork That's a good sign of maturity

0:05:45 > 0:05:48# And I'm sure to see my dreams then, I reckon

0:05:48 > 0:05:50BOTH: # Cos this idea is going to make me a legend. #

0:05:54 > 0:05:56No!

0:05:56 > 0:05:59But we'd be encouraging some of our more challenging pupils

0:05:59 > 0:06:04to become valuable members of the school community.

0:06:04 > 0:06:07Including the ones who photograph their own backsides? I think...

0:06:07 > 0:06:11I think it's a very interesting idea. A radio station.

0:06:11 > 0:06:14Only this morning, a prospective pupil was asking about

0:06:14 > 0:06:17extracurricular media activities.

0:06:17 > 0:06:20Well, if you really think it's a good idea...

0:06:20 > 0:06:22That's settled, then.

0:06:22 > 0:06:27I think responsibility for its success will rest solely with you,

0:06:27 > 0:06:29Mr Harrison.

0:06:32 > 0:06:37BELL RINGS

0:06:37 > 0:06:40Gather round, children. I've got something to show you.

0:06:40 > 0:06:43- Not this again. - He's got bums on the brain.

0:06:44 > 0:06:45Oh, great(!)

0:06:47 > 0:06:49Ahem! Ladies?

0:06:49 > 0:06:51- Josh. - Let me guess.

0:06:51 > 0:06:54You heard me this morning and now I'm the "butt" of your jokes?

0:06:54 > 0:06:55Maybe.

0:06:55 > 0:06:58Wanna know what that was? It was a little soundcheck.

0:06:58 > 0:06:59Soundcheck?

0:06:59 > 0:07:03Yep. Because I shall be hosting Elmsmere's first-ever radio show.

0:07:03 > 0:07:06- Really? - Tune in and find out, yeah?

0:07:12 > 0:07:13S'pose it could be a bum.

0:07:13 > 0:07:16If there was something really wrong with the person.

0:07:16 > 0:07:18- Told you.- I just don't get it.

0:07:21 > 0:07:23# When did bums stop being funny?

0:07:23 > 0:07:26# Am I that out of touch, so far off the money?

0:07:26 > 0:07:28# The butt is just no longer humorous

0:07:28 > 0:07:30# If that is true then I don't know who to trust

0:07:30 > 0:07:33# Are you saying that it is no joke to bounce around

0:07:33 > 0:07:35# Mooning the world with your trousers down?

0:07:35 > 0:07:38# Nah, mate, it is not just funny It is art

0:07:38 > 0:07:40# Like "Kick Me" signs and armpit farts

0:07:40 > 0:07:42# I am providing good old-fashioned entertainment

0:07:42 > 0:07:45# Come and find your Uncle Ash to play a game with

0:07:45 > 0:07:47# If you ain't hot then you got to stop

0:07:47 > 0:07:49# Is this Ash Newman's own butt or not?

0:07:49 > 0:07:52# This one here you should guess with ease

0:07:52 > 0:07:54# No, that's not a bum it's me elbow crease

0:07:54 > 0:07:56# That's neck fat That's a fold in me belly

0:07:56 > 0:07:59# That's just a toe You should know that already

0:07:59 > 0:08:01# This isn't a game any more

0:08:01 > 0:08:04# It's a quest to show the world that I know what's best

0:08:04 > 0:08:06# When it comes to laughter bums make it happen

0:08:06 > 0:08:09# Bsh-dsh-dsh-bsh-dsh-dsh That's my bum rapping

0:08:09 > 0:08:11# Love your butt cos your butt loves you

0:08:11 > 0:08:13# I love mine, it can do kung fu

0:08:13 > 0:08:16# It should make you smile I love that

0:08:16 > 0:08:18# And if it doesn't, then I've been given a bum rap

0:08:18 > 0:08:21# Love your butt cos your butt loves you

0:08:21 > 0:08:23# I love mine, it can do kung fu

0:08:23 > 0:08:25# It should make you smile I love that

0:08:25 > 0:08:27# And if it doesn't then I've been given a bum rap

0:08:30 > 0:08:35# Oh, woah, love your bum, love your bum, love your bum

0:08:37 > 0:08:40# And it will love you right back

0:08:41 > 0:08:46# Yeah, it will love you right back. #

0:08:50 > 0:08:52BELL RINGS

0:08:52 > 0:08:58OK! Settle down, everyone! I have a very special announcement to make.

0:08:58 > 0:09:00Thanks to a brilliant idea from Josh,

0:09:00 > 0:09:04starting tomorrow lunch you'll all be running your very own...

0:09:04 > 0:09:05radio station!

0:09:05 > 0:09:07- What?! That's my gig! - Lunchtime? You are having a giraffe.

0:09:07 > 0:09:09When am I supposed to get my cheesy chips?

0:09:09 > 0:09:11Do you realise how quickly they run out

0:09:11 > 0:09:13because of the flipping salads for the weak kids?

0:09:13 > 0:09:15I think "Very special" was a bit of an exaggeration, Sir.

0:09:15 > 0:09:17What do the rest of you think?

0:09:17 > 0:09:21I think that if this lot get involved, it's gonna be rubbish!

0:09:21 > 0:09:22No offence.

0:09:22 > 0:09:25None taken. Anyway, sounds like a right faff.

0:09:25 > 0:09:29Sounds like a big ego trip for Josh. I'm out.

0:09:29 > 0:09:31ALL GROAN

0:09:31 > 0:09:33I'll buy you all pizza.

0:09:33 > 0:09:36ALL AGREE AT ONCE

0:09:36 > 0:09:37OK, I'll do it.

0:09:37 > 0:09:39But only if there's garlic dipping sauce and gherkins.

0:09:39 > 0:09:41I'm not doin' it if anyone gets pineapple

0:09:41 > 0:09:43or those little fish things. Eurgh.

0:09:45 > 0:09:47Hello, Emily?

0:09:47 > 0:09:49'Dexter, I'm a little bit busy at the minute.'

0:09:49 > 0:09:51Leave me alone. Get off!

0:09:51 > 0:09:53Look, I was thinking - I'd really like to help you out

0:09:53 > 0:09:54'with that truant thing.'

0:09:54 > 0:09:57It's actually pretty similar to something that I'm working on here

0:09:57 > 0:09:59with the kids in detention.

0:09:59 > 0:10:02I'm really trying to reach them, get them interested...

0:10:02 > 0:10:05OK, sure, look, whatever, I'll pick you up tomorrow lunchtime.

0:10:05 > 0:10:07Oh good! That's brilliant.

0:10:08 > 0:10:10Oh, she's gone.

0:10:12 > 0:10:15Tomorrow lunchtime? Oh, no!

0:10:27 > 0:10:30- Is everyone here? - Oh, Sir, Zoe-Marie's not coming.

0:10:30 > 0:10:32None of us like gherkins.

0:10:32 > 0:10:35It's a shame, but what can you do?

0:10:35 > 0:10:37Are those for us, Sir?

0:10:37 > 0:10:39You can have them if you're good.

0:10:39 > 0:10:41So, have you all decided what you're doing?

0:10:43 > 0:10:46Agness - message boards.

0:10:46 > 0:10:48Isaac - I want you to do the weather.

0:10:48 > 0:10:51Eli - news. Ash - monkey news.

0:10:51 > 0:10:53Owen - weird wirey hard stuff.

0:10:53 > 0:10:54Nero - teaboy.

0:10:54 > 0:10:57And J-Carter - superstar DJ.

0:10:57 > 0:10:58I've done my Communicator Badge.

0:10:58 > 0:11:00Well, there's not much to the technical side.

0:11:00 > 0:11:02Really, the most important thing is this cable.

0:11:02 > 0:11:05Have I shown you this picture of my bum?

0:11:06 > 0:11:08You're not funny, Ash.

0:11:08 > 0:11:11Yes I am! Why can none of you see that?!

0:11:11 > 0:11:13..and as long as that's plugged in, you're good to go!

0:11:13 > 0:11:16So just remember that one thing and everything should be fine.

0:11:16 > 0:11:18Can I just...?

0:11:18 > 0:11:21Great! Here we go! In three, two, one...

0:11:21 > 0:11:22What's going on, Elmsmere?

0:11:22 > 0:11:25It's your main boy J-Carter coming live and exclusive

0:11:25 > 0:11:27from the J-Carter Radio Show!

0:11:27 > 0:11:30Text in to J-Carter on the J-Carter line.

0:11:30 > 0:11:3247206.

0:11:32 > 0:11:35'Now we've got a banging track coming up from none other than -

0:11:35 > 0:11:38'and I love this kid if I may say so myself - it's J-Carter!'

0:11:38 > 0:11:40Didn't quite catch the name there.

0:11:40 > 0:11:42Think he said it was J-Carter.

0:11:45 > 0:11:48Hey - people are texting. They're actually listening to us!

0:11:55 > 0:11:58So I just need to pop out for a moment.

0:11:58 > 0:11:59Half an hour, tops.

0:12:01 > 0:12:03Any probs, call mobile.

0:12:07 > 0:12:10Sorry, sorry! I got held up. Let's go!

0:12:10 > 0:12:13- Why have you brought flowers? - They're not for you.

0:12:16 > 0:12:18And this a little something I wrote a few months ago.

0:12:18 > 0:12:20I hope you guys enjoy it.

0:12:22 > 0:12:25Josh, we've already had like three requests

0:12:25 > 0:12:27for you to play stuff people have actually heard of.

0:12:27 > 0:12:29You know, popular stuff?

0:12:29 > 0:12:33Agness, this stuff will be popular, OK?

0:12:33 > 0:12:37Right, you lot, I am going for a little whizz.

0:12:37 > 0:12:40Now you little munchkins don't touch anything. Yeah?

0:12:45 > 0:12:49STATIC INTERFERENCE

0:12:49 > 0:12:51We should tell him he can't just play his stuff.

0:12:51 > 0:12:54Yes! Get him to play some showtunes!

0:12:54 > 0:12:58I have got the Les Mis soundtrack, special edition.

0:12:58 > 0:13:00OK, I've just got a message saying even the rubbish

0:13:00 > 0:13:03- we were playing before was better than nothing.- What?

0:13:06 > 0:13:08There's nothing!

0:13:11 > 0:13:13This should be plugged in!

0:13:13 > 0:13:15- Where?- I don't know!

0:13:15 > 0:13:18Mate, you said you had your Communicator Badge!

0:13:18 > 0:13:22Yeah, but that was mainly about sending creative text messages!

0:13:23 > 0:13:26OK, OK.

0:13:26 > 0:13:29Huh, does the mic still work?

0:13:29 > 0:13:31Hello? Hello?

0:13:33 > 0:13:37Sorry, folks, just a few minor technical difficulties here.

0:13:37 > 0:13:38I'm calling Mr Harris.

0:13:38 > 0:13:41The mic is working, so hold on...

0:13:41 > 0:13:43PA: '..I'll just fill in till we find another track.'

0:13:43 > 0:13:45MOBILE RINGS

0:13:45 > 0:13:48Hello? Agness? Sorry, what? What's dead?!

0:13:55 > 0:13:58I could do tomorrow lunchtime! For definite!

0:14:01 > 0:14:04Oh, no, not lunchtime!

0:14:07 > 0:14:09So don't panic, or go manic

0:14:09 > 0:14:12Cos Nero the Hero can just about manage

0:14:12 > 0:14:14'Give me a minute and...'

0:14:14 > 0:14:16Best bit so far.

0:14:16 > 0:14:17That's not saying much.

0:14:17 > 0:14:20Tech-tech-technical difficulties

0:14:20 > 0:14:22Tech-tech-technical difficulties

0:14:22 > 0:14:24Give me a moment and let me fiddle with these

0:14:24 > 0:14:28'Uh, tech-tech-technical difficulties'

0:14:28 > 0:14:30Tech-tech-technical difficulties

0:14:30 > 0:14:31Tech-t-tech-t-tech...

0:14:31 > 0:14:33Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,

0:14:33 > 0:14:37thank you very much to our assistant DJ there.

0:14:37 > 0:14:39We will be getting this show...

0:14:39 > 0:14:41'..back on the road shortly, and...'

0:14:41 > 0:14:44..there we go. Never fear, the J-Man's here.

0:14:44 > 0:14:47- Harrison!- 'For now we shall get back into one of my tracks!'

0:14:47 > 0:14:49Giving you that radio show

0:14:49 > 0:14:51might just have been my masterstroke.

0:14:52 > 0:14:54A few hiccups here and there.

0:14:54 > 0:14:57And I suppose the music is all a bit same-y.

0:14:57 > 0:15:01That shouty, rhymey stuff has never really been my cup of tea.

0:15:01 > 0:15:02Keep it up.

0:15:08 > 0:15:12- It's like a bum... but it's my fingers.- Ugh...

0:15:12 > 0:15:13It's funny!

0:15:15 > 0:15:18- Detention?- Yeah, I'll see you there.

0:15:18 > 0:15:20- Hey, um, did you hear the show? - Yeah!

0:15:20 > 0:15:22- Really liked it, actually.- Yeah?

0:15:22 > 0:15:25Yeah - when you got that little guy to do the live rap

0:15:25 > 0:15:27about technical difficulties.

0:15:27 > 0:15:28Was that your idea?

0:15:28 > 0:15:30Yeah, yeah, yeah.

0:15:30 > 0:15:34Well, I thought you were a great host. Liked your music.

0:15:34 > 0:15:35Yeah? I mean, I think it's good

0:15:35 > 0:15:37that I'm finally getting myself out there, you know?

0:15:37 > 0:15:39It's good for Nero to drop a bit of random flow

0:15:39 > 0:15:42but I'm the one who's writing the real stuff every day, you get me?

0:15:42 > 0:15:44Nero doesn't actually know how hard it is.

0:15:44 > 0:15:45You know, proper SONGwriting.

0:15:45 > 0:15:48If you don't know, you don't know - you know?

0:15:48 > 0:15:49Mm-hm.

0:15:51 > 0:15:54OK, well, um... I guess I'd better get back.

0:15:54 > 0:15:56It's just good to get all this stuff out.

0:15:56 > 0:15:58You're a great listener - thank you.

0:16:05 > 0:16:06# La la la la la

0:16:06 > 0:16:08# La la la la la

0:16:08 > 0:16:11# La la la ohh...

0:16:11 > 0:16:13# La la la la la

0:16:13 > 0:16:16# La la la ohh...

0:16:17 > 0:16:20# In the ear and out the other

0:16:20 > 0:16:23# I forget what she told me

0:16:23 > 0:16:27# I complain that she's always moanin'

0:16:27 > 0:16:30# But I forget what she told me... #

0:16:32 > 0:16:33You wrote that?

0:16:34 > 0:16:36Oh, my days. I'm an idiot, aren't I?

0:16:36 > 0:16:39Yeah. But don't worry about it.

0:16:39 > 0:16:41Hey! You should come on my show and play your stuff.

0:16:41 > 0:16:43- No, I've... - Come on, Rachel, you...

0:16:43 > 0:16:45You're a star!

0:16:45 > 0:16:47Cheeseball.

0:16:47 > 0:16:50- Yeah...- OK, you're on.

0:16:56 > 0:16:58Any other ideas?

0:16:58 > 0:17:00So...

0:17:00 > 0:17:02My idea...

0:17:02 > 0:17:06- ALL GROAN - Oh, no, you can't be doing that!

0:17:06 > 0:17:07- Just, no!- Stop!

0:17:07 > 0:17:12What? It's simple, it's funny and it's got bums.

0:17:12 > 0:17:15How is it going to work on the radio?

0:17:17 > 0:17:21Fine. My ideas are WASTED on you lot.

0:17:21 > 0:17:25So, we're all agreed on one idea everyone likes -

0:17:25 > 0:17:26giving Nero a daily rap.

0:17:28 > 0:17:29Sick.

0:17:29 > 0:17:31All right, guys.

0:17:31 > 0:17:34But we've really not got much time in the show for other stuff.

0:17:34 > 0:17:36Yeah - with the wall-to-wall J Carter.

0:17:36 > 0:17:38Well, there is actually a guest slot.

0:17:38 > 0:17:39Get in!

0:17:39 > 0:17:43Which I've already filled for tomorrow with Rachel Crawford.

0:17:43 > 0:17:45Nero was really good today.

0:17:45 > 0:17:47He deserves a go, as do other people.

0:17:49 > 0:17:50I'm sorry if you misunderstood,

0:17:50 > 0:17:54but I ain't hosting no community mashup.

0:17:54 > 0:17:55Well, that's fine by us.

0:17:57 > 0:17:58That's cute.

0:17:58 > 0:18:00So you think you can host a GOOD show

0:18:00 > 0:18:02without the one guy who actually knows what he's doing?

0:18:06 > 0:18:07OK.

0:18:07 > 0:18:10Think about it and when you do get your minds straight,

0:18:10 > 0:18:12call me, yeah?

0:18:27 > 0:18:28So you've come to tell me

0:18:28 > 0:18:30that Rachel can have the guest slot after all?

0:18:30 > 0:18:33Nah! I've come to tell you I'm hosting the show.

0:18:33 > 0:18:35What, you?!

0:18:35 > 0:18:36Who else?

0:18:38 > 0:18:41Good luck, mate, because without me,

0:18:41 > 0:18:44that show is going to be a complete disaster.

0:18:49 > 0:18:51- TANNOY:- See what that button does, Eli...

0:18:51 > 0:18:52Right you are.

0:18:52 > 0:18:56DEEP VOICE: Ooh! Hey! I sound like my grandad!

0:18:56 > 0:18:59Phone in and you could sound like Eli's grandad too!

0:18:59 > 0:19:01After...this.

0:19:05 > 0:19:07- Thanks for that.- Hmm?

0:19:07 > 0:19:08I just went to the studio.

0:19:08 > 0:19:10They said there was no slot for me.

0:19:10 > 0:19:12Oh, man...

0:19:12 > 0:19:13Is it your show, or what?

0:19:13 > 0:19:15Yeah! Yeah, of course.

0:19:15 > 0:19:17These are just some... Minor scheduling issues.

0:19:17 > 0:19:19You know, I'll switch some things around and we'll get you in.

0:19:19 > 0:19:21So I'll still perform today?

0:19:21 > 0:19:24Deffo, man. Meet me outside the studio in ten, yeah?

0:19:30 > 0:19:31# ..said it, I did it

0:19:31 > 0:19:33# Cos I won't let it

0:19:33 > 0:19:35# Get into the way of where I'm headed

0:19:35 > 0:19:37# Forget it... #

0:19:37 > 0:19:40You're sure you've got everything under control this time?

0:19:40 > 0:19:42Absolutely. Definitely. Scout's honour.

0:19:42 > 0:19:44OK, guys - sounding good.

0:19:44 > 0:19:49I'm just going to nip out for a few...30..minutes.

0:19:49 > 0:19:50Awesome.

0:19:50 > 0:19:52That was...awesome.

0:19:52 > 0:19:56Right, so the plan is - we shut them up, and get me back on the air.

0:19:56 > 0:19:59We're going to get caught. Then the little man'll shout at us.

0:19:59 > 0:20:02Listen, if you help me out, I'll...

0:20:02 > 0:20:04I don't know...I'll get you a spot on the show.

0:20:04 > 0:20:06You can bum photo whoever you like.

0:20:06 > 0:20:07Oh, mate!

0:20:07 > 0:20:11Really?! Because I've got a CD full of bum photos right here.

0:20:11 > 0:20:13Hmm...great.

0:20:13 > 0:20:15I can't wait to...see these.

0:20:18 > 0:20:19Ah! Mr Harris!

0:20:24 > 0:20:27Mr Harris here runs the school radio station.

0:20:27 > 0:20:30I'm sure he'd be delighted to tell you how it works.

0:20:30 > 0:20:34He...doesn't LOOK very delighted.

0:20:34 > 0:20:35PHONE RINGS

0:20:35 > 0:20:37- Oh!- Maybe we should...

0:20:37 > 0:20:38Hello?

0:20:40 > 0:20:41Go on, go on!

0:20:41 > 0:20:43This way.

0:20:43 > 0:20:44Yeah...

0:20:46 > 0:20:48HE MOUTHS

0:20:51 > 0:20:53Owen, get me those tracks ASAP, bro.

0:20:53 > 0:20:55Eli, get me some water, yeah?

0:20:55 > 0:20:56Everyone...

0:20:57 > 0:21:00OK, coming up, we've got some of your requests,

0:21:00 > 0:21:03but first we've got we've got the latest from your boy Dizzee Rascal!

0:21:03 > 0:21:05Yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah-YEAH!

0:21:05 > 0:21:07(He might have gone mad with power.)

0:21:07 > 0:21:08Eli, where's the water, bro?

0:21:08 > 0:21:11# I can't see no room for improvement

0:21:11 > 0:21:13# Why you all over there in your Jack Jones?

0:21:13 > 0:21:15# You need to let me get behind your backbone

0:21:15 > 0:21:17# Cos I'm the man for the job, let me work it

0:21:17 > 0:21:19# I won't waste no time, I'll make it worth it... #

0:21:19 > 0:21:23And the students get to pick all the songs they play on the show.

0:21:23 > 0:21:25# Now it's murder on the dance floor... #

0:21:25 > 0:21:26MUSIC CUTS OUT

0:21:26 > 0:21:29What song's this then? Silent night?!

0:21:31 > 0:21:33# ..walk past

0:21:33 > 0:21:37# I really wanna dance so I guess I'll just ask... #

0:21:57 > 0:22:00'What's going on, Elmsmere? It's your main boy, J-Carter.'

0:22:00 > 0:22:01Temporary hiccup.

0:22:01 > 0:22:04- Do you know what the best cure for hiccups is?- No.

0:22:04 > 0:22:06Why did they put you in charge, then?

0:22:10 > 0:22:13Out of order. Scram!

0:22:15 > 0:22:17Oi, oi, oi! Here.

0:22:17 > 0:22:18This way.

0:22:18 > 0:22:19Come on, in here!

0:22:26 > 0:22:29So! This is where the magic happens.

0:22:29 > 0:22:32PHONE VIBRATES

0:22:33 > 0:22:35ROWE: 'Where are you?!

0:22:35 > 0:22:37- 'Do you want to do this or not?' - Of course.

0:22:37 > 0:22:40I shall deal with that instantaneously.

0:22:42 > 0:22:44I'll be back in just a jiffy.

0:22:48 > 0:22:50What do you do, then?

0:22:50 > 0:22:51News.

0:22:51 > 0:22:54Um... Why are you dressed as an orange?

0:22:54 > 0:22:58Because they'd already rented the banana.

0:22:58 > 0:23:00Any chance I could be home-schooled?

0:23:02 > 0:23:06We have a very special guest with us here today - Miss Rachel Crawford.

0:23:06 > 0:23:08What have you got for us, Rachel?

0:23:08 > 0:23:10Well, it's a little number called...

0:23:10 > 0:23:12TOILET FLUSHES

0:23:12 > 0:23:13Sorry!

0:23:13 > 0:23:16Er...called...

0:23:16 > 0:23:17Listen To Your Mama.

0:23:17 > 0:23:18Lovely.

0:23:20 > 0:23:22# La la la la la

0:23:22 > 0:23:23# La la la la la

0:23:23 > 0:23:26# La la la ohh... #

0:23:26 > 0:23:28Hey, the cable's missing!

0:23:33 > 0:23:37# ..busy worlds out of things out the blue... #

0:23:37 > 0:23:39That plug job's ripped off our signal!

0:23:39 > 0:23:42# Listen to your Mama

0:23:42 > 0:23:45# Before she has a heart attack

0:23:45 > 0:23:47# La la la la la

0:23:47 > 0:23:48# La la la la la

0:23:48 > 0:23:51# La la la ohh... #

0:23:51 > 0:23:57Sorry guys. Something...bad... happened in here, so...

0:23:57 > 0:23:59- No!- Move!- No!

0:23:59 > 0:24:03Surprise, surprise, surprise.

0:24:03 > 0:24:07And these are what we like to call the boys' bogs.

0:24:07 > 0:24:08So great to be involved.

0:24:08 > 0:24:10I recently made a big breakthrough with my kids -

0:24:10 > 0:24:12so I'm really hoping I can do the same with yours.

0:24:12 > 0:24:14- PHONE RINGS - Ah...

0:24:14 > 0:24:16Mr Bell. I wonder what he wants.

0:24:16 > 0:24:20- Hello?- 'Harris! Your thugs have ruined everything - again!

0:24:20 > 0:24:23'Where the heck are you?'

0:24:23 > 0:24:24Tomorrow lunchtime?

0:24:25 > 0:24:26Maybe not.

0:24:31 > 0:24:34OK, folks, what we have here is Nero, our co-host,

0:24:34 > 0:24:37who's here to do a...a guest appearance on the track.

0:24:37 > 0:24:39You pulled the plug on me, man!

0:24:39 > 0:24:41I was just trying to do my bit for the team.

0:24:41 > 0:24:43- Yeah, whatever.- The big one's Josh.

0:24:43 > 0:24:46He's the plug job Nero was on about earlier.

0:24:46 > 0:24:47Look, this was my show,

0:24:47 > 0:24:49'that you stole from me...'

0:24:49 > 0:24:52It's worse than the Emmerdale Christmas special!

0:25:02 > 0:25:04Ah! Dexter.

0:25:04 > 0:25:07Could you perhaps help us track down our amateur broadcasters?

0:25:07 > 0:25:09This radio project of yours

0:25:09 > 0:25:12hasn't gone quite as well as I think Mr Bell was expecting.

0:25:12 > 0:25:15Also, we appear to have lost a couple of visitors.

0:25:17 > 0:25:20- You're always taking my stuff! - I've never taken your stuff, man!

0:25:20 > 0:25:21You're the one that took my show.

0:25:21 > 0:25:24Carter! Johnson! Stop talking immediately!

0:25:25 > 0:25:27If you'd like to follow me,

0:25:27 > 0:25:30perhaps I could show you the school newspaper?

0:25:30 > 0:25:32Where's that, then, the ladies?

0:25:32 > 0:25:34MR BELL LAUGHS

0:25:40 > 0:25:43All right...how - how's about we all calm down

0:25:43 > 0:25:46and try and hear that song from Rachel?

0:25:46 > 0:25:47I think not.

0:25:51 > 0:25:53And - detention.

0:25:53 > 0:25:54Everyone.

0:25:59 > 0:26:02BELL RINGS

0:26:17 > 0:26:20- Rachel...- What do you want?

0:26:20 > 0:26:22- I want to apologise.- For what?

0:26:22 > 0:26:25Lying to me? Making me sit in the boys' bogs?

0:26:25 > 0:26:26Or getting me detention?

0:26:26 > 0:26:29I'm not going to say much because I know you're angry right now,

0:26:29 > 0:26:32but I wanted to give you this.

0:26:32 > 0:26:36It sort of explains how I really feel. Um, I did it last night.

0:26:36 > 0:26:38It might explain why I act like such an idiot around you

0:26:38 > 0:26:39all the time, so...

0:26:42 > 0:26:46So! Mr Bell has banned the radio show.

0:26:46 > 0:26:50And put a note on my permanent record. Well done, everyone(!)

0:26:51 > 0:26:54Never mind, all's well that ends well, I suppose, and...

0:26:54 > 0:26:56and at least we've still got the memories.

0:26:56 > 0:27:00Yeah, and like a thousand butt photos - I'm sure this one's yours?

0:27:03 > 0:27:05"Girl You Make Me Crazy"?

0:27:05 > 0:27:07What?! Gimme that!

0:27:10 > 0:27:12Photos of people's butts?

0:27:12 > 0:27:15Do me a favour, Josh - NEVER speak to me again.

0:27:16 > 0:27:18Rachel!

0:27:19 > 0:27:21She really thought they were people's butts.

0:27:21 > 0:27:22Result!

0:27:22 > 0:27:25Actually, that IS pretty funny.

0:27:25 > 0:27:27- # Can't live with 'em - And you can't kick 'em out

0:27:27 > 0:27:29# When they're up they rub it in your face

0:27:29 > 0:27:30# Kick you when you're down

0:27:30 > 0:27:33- # When no-one understands them - You know what they're on about

0:27:33 > 0:27:34# Always gonna be around

0:27:34 > 0:27:35# Got to find a common ground

0:27:35 > 0:27:38# If you know so much about me

0:27:38 > 0:27:40# Where do I go from here?

0:27:40 > 0:27:41# If you see 'em every day

0:27:41 > 0:27:42# You can never get away

0:27:42 > 0:27:45- # Only time that you're the boss - four o'clock- Four o'clock. #