0:00:07 > 0:00:09# Where do you go when you know nobody can understand you?
0:00:09 > 0:00:12# When it's just too much to handle?
0:00:12 > 0:00:15# What do you do when you end up somewhere you never planned to?
0:00:15 > 0:00:17# Washed out, stressed out like it was shampoo
0:00:17 > 0:00:19# You should stay
0:00:19 > 0:00:20# It can change
0:00:20 > 0:00:23# There's good days and bad days
0:00:23 > 0:00:25# But one day down the line this time is sure to stop
0:00:25 > 0:00:29# So the only time is now 4 O'Clock
0:00:29 > 0:00:31# 4 O'Clock, 4 O'Clock, 4 O'Clock. #
0:00:33 > 0:00:38Life is too short for bad student government! Vote for me!
0:00:38 > 0:00:42Show you don't care about voting, by voting for me!
0:00:44 > 0:00:47You shouldn't have been allowed to run in the first place.
0:00:47 > 0:00:50Why? Cos when I'm president,
0:00:50 > 0:00:54I'm going to tear down your precious council from the inside?
0:00:56 > 0:00:58You're definitely NOT getting a cupcake.
0:01:03 > 0:01:05Don't forget to vote! Ideally for me!
0:01:06 > 0:01:08Hang on, you didn't even look at it.
0:01:10 > 0:01:15"Extended library opening hours"? Remind me why I hang out with you?
0:01:17 > 0:01:20Nero! You left these.
0:01:20 > 0:01:24- "Nero's Special Sandwiches"? What's on them, then?- Nothing.
0:01:24 > 0:01:30Banana, crisps and choccy spread, isn't it? See you in Music, peeps!
0:01:31 > 0:01:35Remind us why we hang out with you?
0:01:35 > 0:01:36Hilarious(!)
0:01:38 > 0:01:42- Done!- Thanks, mate. Have a sticker.
0:01:42 > 0:01:45You don't you mind if we vote for Owen, do you?
0:01:45 > 0:01:47I'm going to win this by a landslide.
0:01:47 > 0:01:50What difference are your four poxy votes going to make?
0:01:50 > 0:01:53If you all really cared about your school, you'd vote for me.
0:01:53 > 0:01:56Only thing Nero really cares about is banana sandwiches.
0:01:59 > 0:02:02- Yeah, yeah, get over it. - Ssh! Martin Thompson!
0:02:03 > 0:02:08Deano's bringing a PA, and, er, I think Shaz is doing a playlist,
0:02:08 > 0:02:09bringin' his MP3.
0:02:09 > 0:02:11He must be havin' one of his dos!
0:02:11 > 0:02:14I heard Harry Styles went to his last one.
0:02:14 > 0:02:18Yeah, and he turned him away for being too uncool.
0:02:18 > 0:02:21I dread to think what's going to happen at this one.
0:02:21 > 0:02:25Well, I can tell y'all tomorrow, if you want.
0:02:25 > 0:02:29You've been invited to Martin Thompson's party?
0:02:32 > 0:02:35- Yeah.- Ha-ha, wow!
0:02:35 > 0:02:38Will you, erm, get me one of his shoes?
0:02:39 > 0:02:42What? It's for my scrapbook.
0:02:42 > 0:02:44I doubt Nero's actually been invited.
0:02:44 > 0:02:46He's probably lying for attention.
0:02:46 > 0:02:48Help ease his feelings of insecurity.
0:02:48 > 0:02:51Well, I ain't!
0:02:51 > 0:02:53Now, 'scuse me, I think I got to vote.
0:03:01 > 0:03:02RAP: Oh, I can't stand this
0:03:02 > 0:03:04Started with a banana sandwich
0:03:04 > 0:03:06And a yap-yap, clap-trap with that
0:03:06 > 0:03:08Now we've lied and I can't take it back
0:03:08 > 0:03:09Really? Do I need to lie?
0:03:09 > 0:03:12No, I ain't one of these wannabe try-hards
0:03:12 > 0:03:14You know, those sad sorts
0:03:14 > 0:03:15Trying to say their dad saw astronauts
0:03:15 > 0:03:18Or they could do magic or they pretend
0:03:18 > 0:03:20To have some hot, rock, pop-star friend
0:03:20 > 0:03:21No, I am not that guy
0:03:21 > 0:03:24I just lie about party invites
0:03:24 > 0:03:25Why? It's not like I ain't cool
0:03:25 > 0:03:27Top five of all time in this school
0:03:27 > 0:03:29I'm as cool as I was yesterday
0:03:29 > 0:03:32And that ain't new, I was born this way
0:03:32 > 0:03:33# So no need to lie hard
0:03:33 > 0:03:35# I will never be a try-hard... #
0:03:35 > 0:03:37Cool, cos it's just so easy
0:03:37 > 0:03:39Me being me, so slick, I'm greasy
0:03:39 > 0:03:41# So no need to lie hard
0:03:41 > 0:03:43# I will never be a try-hard... #
0:03:43 > 0:03:45Cool, because it's just so easy
0:03:45 > 0:03:46Me being me, so slick, I'm greasy
0:03:46 > 0:03:49Anyway as a lie, it's a little one
0:03:49 > 0:03:51So smooth that it practically isn't one
0:03:51 > 0:03:53No-one will even raise an eyebrow
0:03:53 > 0:03:55As long as Martin Thompson don't find out!
0:03:56 > 0:04:02Still can't believe that you've been invited to Martin Thompson's party.
0:04:02 > 0:04:07Hey! Have you heard? He's been invited to Martin Thompson's party.
0:04:12 > 0:04:15Watch your mouth? No need to make a big deal outta this.
0:04:15 > 0:04:16Why not?! It's awesome.
0:04:17 > 0:04:20Hey, here he is. Have you heard?
0:04:21 > 0:04:22Oi! You!
0:04:27 > 0:04:29You! Come 'ere.
0:04:29 > 0:04:31That's you, go!
0:04:33 > 0:04:36Now, he's asking Nero to hang out with him at break.
0:04:41 > 0:04:46So, what's this I am hearing about you being invited to my party?
0:04:46 > 0:04:48Why would I invite a shrimp like you?
0:04:48 > 0:04:51Why? Awesome question!
0:04:51 > 0:04:53Er, maybe because...
0:04:53 > 0:04:56Your party deserves a great soundtrack?
0:04:56 > 0:05:00- Go on.- I got decks.
0:05:00 > 0:05:01You've got decks?
0:05:02 > 0:05:04Well... My cousin's decks.
0:05:04 > 0:05:06Josh Carter. Friend to B-Mode?
0:05:06 > 0:05:08Got his vintage vinyls, too.
0:05:09 > 0:05:13OK, good job I invited you, then, innit.
0:05:13 > 0:05:1510, Sterling Drive.
0:05:15 > 0:05:16See you there, innit.
0:05:23 > 0:05:27Just finalising the set for tonight. I'm DJing.
0:05:27 > 0:05:29Wow. You got game, Zero.
0:05:45 > 0:05:49Oooh, doughnuts! I've got 28p.
0:05:49 > 0:05:53Do you think they'd let me buy just under half of one?
0:05:53 > 0:05:54No!
0:05:54 > 0:05:58I well love doughnuts. Ever since I found out about the holes.
0:05:58 > 0:06:00Science is amazing.
0:06:02 > 0:06:03- You what?- You know.
0:06:03 > 0:06:06How the dinner ladies make the holes in the doughnuts
0:06:06 > 0:06:09with a little laser.
0:06:09 > 0:06:10They do not.
0:06:10 > 0:06:16They do, too. Lasers are how they get the circles so neat.
0:06:16 > 0:06:18I ain't wrong all the time!
0:06:18 > 0:06:22- What about the time you said you time-travelled?- I did.
0:06:22 > 0:06:25You walked backwards on the train!
0:06:25 > 0:06:29I'm sick of this. This time, I'm going to prove you wrong!
0:06:33 > 0:06:36- 'Scuse me.- What do you want?
0:06:36 > 0:06:38We're here about the holes in the doughnuts.
0:06:38 > 0:06:42Oh! Sent you for them, has he? Lazy blighter.
0:06:43 > 0:06:45Here you go, then.
0:06:49 > 0:06:52- That was what you meant, wasn't it? BOTH:- Yeah!
0:07:06 > 0:07:08Oh, poot!
0:07:08 > 0:07:11In all the excitement, I actually forgot to vote for myself!
0:07:14 > 0:07:17Like one vote's going to make a real difference here.
0:07:20 > 0:07:23I have here the results for the election
0:07:23 > 0:07:25of Student Council President!
0:07:28 > 0:07:29I feel a bit sick.
0:07:29 > 0:07:33Yeah. Who'd have thought holes could be so filling?
0:07:35 > 0:07:37And this year's student president, with, er,
0:07:37 > 0:07:41five times more votes than any other candidate.
0:07:41 > 0:07:43- Owen Garland.- Go, Owen! - Wait, what?
0:07:47 > 0:07:49- Woggle got more votes than me!- Hmm.
0:07:49 > 0:07:52Something's well dodge here.
0:07:52 > 0:07:53Garland! Chop, chop! Come on.
0:07:57 > 0:07:59Oh, just do the speech!
0:08:00 > 0:08:03- RAP:- Wow, I don't know what to say right now
0:08:03 > 0:08:06My whole world has turned upside down. Surprised?
0:08:06 > 0:08:09Yes, but can't say I'm not proud to be more popular than
0:08:09 > 0:08:10I ever was at Scouts
0:08:10 > 0:08:13The truth is out, no matter how unlikely
0:08:13 > 0:08:16The fact is when people took the mick, that meant they liked me
0:08:16 > 0:08:18All that time that I was getting teased and picked on
0:08:18 > 0:08:21They were afraid of my natural leadership
0:08:21 > 0:08:23Deep down every kid in school knew my destiny
0:08:23 > 0:08:26Every insult was just a way of getting next to me
0:08:26 > 0:08:28When they filled my satchel with soup in detention
0:08:28 > 0:08:31Turns out all they wanted was my attention
0:08:31 > 0:08:33Teachers used to scoff at all the extra work I did
0:08:33 > 0:08:36But maybe they were scared of all this power that I hid
0:08:36 > 0:08:39Maybe Martin's invite for Nero wasn't stingy
0:08:39 > 0:08:41Perhaps he only did in the hope that Nero would bring me...
0:08:41 > 0:08:43# Oh, who knew I was the Don? #
0:08:43 > 0:08:46That's President Garland to you!
0:08:46 > 0:08:49# True, turns out my life was wrong. #
0:08:49 > 0:08:51I was always the boss and a dude.
0:08:51 > 0:08:53# Oh, who knew I was the Don? #
0:08:53 > 0:08:56Yeah, I know, you can call me "Big O".
0:08:56 > 0:09:00# True turns out my life was wrong. #
0:09:00 > 0:09:01I was always the star of the show.
0:09:03 > 0:09:08My people. As President, I...
0:09:08 > 0:09:11Right! I am so...
0:09:11 > 0:09:15Two people, two girls, two teeny, whiny girls
0:09:15 > 0:09:18have stolen my doughnut holes.
0:09:18 > 0:09:21My hi-energy carbs. Mine, not yours!
0:09:21 > 0:09:25Mine! And when I find out who's done it, I'm going to..
0:09:25 > 0:09:29Ooh, there will... Hmmm.
0:09:35 > 0:09:36I demand a recount!
0:09:37 > 0:09:38Knock yourself out.
0:09:41 > 0:09:42Yeah, I will.
0:09:45 > 0:09:47Ah.
0:09:47 > 0:09:52Do take all the time you need. Recount the votes several times.
0:09:52 > 0:09:53# It can't be
0:09:53 > 0:09:55# It's unbelievable
0:09:55 > 0:09:56# It can't be
0:09:56 > 0:09:58# It's unbelievable
0:09:58 > 0:09:59# It can't be
0:09:59 > 0:10:01# It's unbelievable! #
0:10:01 > 0:10:03- RAPS:- It's unbelievable, it's unbelievable
0:10:03 > 0:10:06Unreasonable, totally unfeasible
0:10:06 > 0:10:08I'm Clem Burton, AKA Undefeatable
0:10:08 > 0:10:11But you can read the truth here in black and white
0:10:11 > 0:10:14Woggle Garland beat me and with no attack or fight?
0:10:14 > 0:10:16Only five votes in total, it's pathetic
0:10:16 > 0:10:19But way less pathetic than the one I got and checked it
0:10:19 > 0:10:22Good thing I voted for myself and got the one
0:10:22 > 0:10:25At least it means I beat Isobel She got none
0:10:25 > 0:10:27Doesn't change the fact that I am technically a loser
0:10:27 > 0:10:30Technically a bigger one than Owen, that's the truth
0:10:30 > 0:10:33Everyone will know it now, there's no way to hide it
0:10:33 > 0:10:36I don't like this, I think it's turning into a crisis!
0:10:36 > 0:10:40# Oh, I'm face-to-face with this
0:10:40 > 0:10:43# Unbelievable truth
0:10:43 > 0:10:46# I'll be disgraced with this
0:10:46 > 0:10:48# Unbelievable truth
0:10:48 > 0:10:52# I need a way through this
0:10:52 > 0:10:57# Escape through this
0:10:57 > 0:10:58# Unbelievable truth... #
0:10:58 > 0:11:01But maybe I need a believable lie
0:11:01 > 0:11:03Maybe I need a very believable lie
0:11:03 > 0:11:07Can't change the vote now, no chance of winning it
0:11:07 > 0:11:09But maybe I can put my own spin on it
0:11:09 > 0:11:12What if I could call this really close, like
0:11:12 > 0:11:15Hey, this result ain't right, you know it's not
0:11:15 > 0:11:18Like X Factor when One Direction lost to what's-his-face
0:11:18 > 0:11:20But they are One Direction and he's the what's-his-face
0:11:20 > 0:11:22Competition, I can eat for dinner
0:11:22 > 0:11:25Because, you see, even when I'm a loser, I'm a winner.
0:11:25 > 0:11:30# I can save this win
0:11:30 > 0:11:32# Unbelievable lies
0:11:32 > 0:11:36# Cos I can take them in
0:11:36 > 0:11:37# Unbelievable lies
0:11:37 > 0:11:41# I found a way to win
0:11:41 > 0:11:47# And save my skin
0:11:47 > 0:11:49# Unbelievable lies
0:11:49 > 0:11:57# Oh, lies. #
0:12:00 > 0:12:05Really? Owen Garland, the most popular kid in school?
0:12:05 > 0:12:06That make sense to you?
0:12:08 > 0:12:13Think about it, sheeple! The vote was a fix.
0:12:15 > 0:12:17I WON'T let you down.
0:12:17 > 0:12:19You heard what Clem's sayin'?
0:12:19 > 0:12:20That the teachers fixed the vote.
0:12:20 > 0:12:24Oh, she's probably just trying to get my attention. She might even...
0:12:25 > 0:12:27..fancy me.
0:12:29 > 0:12:34My loyal supporters. As President, what I can do for you?
0:12:34 > 0:12:37Stop Mr Nunn from being able to punish students!
0:12:37 > 0:12:39Particularly when it comes to thievin' stuff!
0:12:44 > 0:12:46What you doin?! You basically just confessed!
0:12:46 > 0:12:48I think we should confess!
0:12:48 > 0:12:52Nunn was well scary in assembly, like some kind of ginger Godzilla!
0:12:52 > 0:12:55- Godzilla's a goodie. - No, he ain't.
0:12:55 > 0:12:59Yeah, he... Look, we'll just get some new holes.
0:12:59 > 0:13:02We do that, and he'll forget all about it.
0:13:02 > 0:13:04OK, plan.
0:13:04 > 0:13:07Me mum's going t'supermarket tonight, so I'll get 'em then.
0:13:07 > 0:13:12Good. Ugh. All those holes have made me feel well sick.
0:13:12 > 0:13:14Yeah. I think we shoulda stopped at 15.
0:13:14 > 0:13:17Each. Bleurgh...
0:13:36 > 0:13:38What?! Oh, no!
0:13:43 > 0:13:46Dex! Did Josh came round today?
0:13:46 > 0:13:49Yeah, your auntie said he popped in. Think he came to...
0:13:49 > 0:13:50Pick up his decks?
0:13:50 > 0:13:53Yeah! Some college thing.
0:13:53 > 0:13:55I'm hoping he'll donate them to school one day.
0:13:55 > 0:13:57Follow in his big brother's footsteps.
0:13:57 > 0:14:00- We could do with another set. - Just goin' round to Owen's for a bit!
0:14:00 > 0:14:02But, I said I'd...babysit.
0:14:07 > 0:14:10Hey, Isaac, that guy's spraying "Andress Licks Feet"
0:14:10 > 0:14:13on the staff-room window. Is he allowed to do that?
0:14:13 > 0:14:14The Phantom Sprayer!
0:14:47 > 0:14:49Who's it, Pickle?
0:14:49 > 0:14:52It's just a mate. They're leaving.
0:14:52 > 0:14:55Oh, no, they're not. Come in, come in, whoever you're!
0:15:02 > 0:15:03Nice onesie!
0:15:05 > 0:15:08You know, it's so nice to meet one of Marty's friends
0:15:08 > 0:15:11who can actually keep up a conversation.
0:15:11 > 0:15:13- Shut up, Mum.- Yes, love.
0:15:13 > 0:15:15I'm meant to be in Slough,
0:15:15 > 0:15:18but they cut my trip short.
0:15:18 > 0:15:20I'm glad really...
0:15:20 > 0:15:23I do worry I don't spend enough quality time with my Pickle.
0:15:26 > 0:15:29So... I should probably go, Mrs Thompson.
0:15:29 > 0:15:30Mary.
0:15:30 > 0:15:31Mary. Let you, er...
0:15:31 > 0:15:34Get on with your...quality time and whatnot.
0:15:34 > 0:15:38Don't be silly. I need help at beating him at ludo.
0:15:38 > 0:15:40He thinks he's the big champion.
0:15:40 > 0:15:42Now...let's start. You go first.
0:15:42 > 0:15:44Huff on the dice.
0:16:01 > 0:16:03Sick, man.
0:16:03 > 0:16:05You know, it's been real...
0:16:05 > 0:16:06DOOR SLAMS
0:16:36 > 0:16:38CRASH!
0:16:49 > 0:16:50What the...!
0:16:54 > 0:16:55Was it this one?
0:16:58 > 0:17:00What about this one? He's got girl's hair.
0:17:01 > 0:17:03This one?
0:17:03 > 0:17:06It'll be all right, Leesh. You brought the holes, right?
0:17:06 > 0:17:08Yeah... Sort of...
0:17:12 > 0:17:15These are actual doughnuts.
0:17:15 > 0:17:17The supermarket don't sell just the holes
0:17:17 > 0:17:19so I thought we could cut the outsides off?
0:17:19 > 0:17:21These are JAM doughnuts!
0:17:24 > 0:17:26That's...
0:17:26 > 0:17:28the best we've got.
0:17:28 > 0:17:30So, we'll do it at lunchtime.
0:17:40 > 0:17:42I heard there was a goat turned up.
0:17:42 > 0:17:45And they got raided by the police and the RSPCA.
0:17:45 > 0:17:48Quite right, too. It's incredibly unlikely that animal
0:17:48 > 0:17:51chose to attend of its own free will.
0:17:51 > 0:17:54All right, mate! Sounds like it got pretty wild last night.
0:17:55 > 0:17:57- What?- Thompson told everyone.
0:17:57 > 0:18:00'Bout how he told everyone from school not to come,
0:18:00 > 0:18:02cos some hard crowd was going to crash.
0:18:02 > 0:18:04And how, when they did turn up...
0:18:04 > 0:18:06..Planet Carnage!
0:18:06 > 0:18:08That's right! He told me not to come. I stayed in.
0:18:08 > 0:18:10In fact, I weren't even invited.
0:18:10 > 0:18:12I knew it!
0:18:12 > 0:18:14That's right. You weren't invited.
0:18:15 > 0:18:17Martin, hi.
0:18:17 > 0:18:20As, er, student council president, can I just say,
0:18:20 > 0:18:22partying on a school night? Is that wise?
0:18:24 > 0:18:25You didn't come last night.
0:18:25 > 0:18:27You didn't see NOTHING.
0:18:27 > 0:18:30- You got it?- Yeah... I get it.
0:18:30 > 0:18:32Good.
0:18:37 > 0:18:40The Year 10s told me there was a cake and people broke wind over it.
0:18:40 > 0:18:43I heard the police were called...and they joined in!
0:18:43 > 0:18:45Blinking disgrace. They should be imprisoned!
0:18:45 > 0:18:47Absolutely. We don't pay for law enforcement
0:18:47 > 0:18:49to go around dancing at Martin Thompson's house.
0:18:49 > 0:18:51I'm not talking about the coppers!
0:18:51 > 0:18:54I'm talking about the tiny tealeaves who robbed my doughnut holes!
0:18:54 > 0:18:56SOMEONE broke the school decks!
0:18:56 > 0:18:58They must have come in overnight to do it!
0:18:58 > 0:19:00Who would do that? Why?
0:19:00 > 0:19:03Well... Have you heard about Martin Thompson's party?
0:19:06 > 0:19:07I didn't have no party!
0:19:07 > 0:19:10Oh, please. Everybody's heard about the goat
0:19:10 > 0:19:12and the disgusting bit with the Victoria sponge.
0:19:12 > 0:19:14Own up. You took the decks, didn't you?
0:19:14 > 0:19:16No! That kid Nero brought them!
0:19:16 > 0:19:18Aha! So, there WAS a party, then.
0:19:18 > 0:19:20What? No!
0:19:20 > 0:19:23But why would you ask a little guy like Nero to one of your parties?
0:19:23 > 0:19:24I don't know. Ask him!
0:19:29 > 0:19:30Nero?
0:19:30 > 0:19:32Sir?
0:19:32 > 0:19:34Nero wasn't even there, Sir.
0:19:34 > 0:19:38As president, I can confirm that he DID lie about being invited,
0:19:38 > 0:19:41but Martin was very clear this morning.
0:19:41 > 0:19:42Nero didn't go last night.
0:19:43 > 0:19:45Sorry, Nero. Had to ask.
0:19:53 > 0:19:54This is well hard.
0:19:54 > 0:19:56And they don't even look proper!
0:19:56 > 0:19:59It looks there's been a murder in a bakery.
0:19:59 > 0:20:01Maybe we should just hand ourselves in.
0:20:01 > 0:20:03No. Stick to the plan.
0:20:03 > 0:20:06We'll leave the bowl outside the staff room.
0:20:06 > 0:20:08And...I'll just bin these.
0:20:08 > 0:20:09Stop!
0:20:09 > 0:20:12They might trace them back to us!
0:20:12 > 0:20:13Right...yeah. I guess we better...
0:20:13 > 0:20:16get rid of the evidence...
0:20:16 > 0:20:17THEY GROAN
0:20:28 > 0:20:31Lucky we knew you were a big fake.
0:20:31 > 0:20:33Don't make it a habit though, will you?
0:20:33 > 0:20:36As president, I can't be friends with a known fibber.
0:20:36 > 0:20:38- Owen! Seriously?- Hmm.
0:20:40 > 0:20:43And now the president is going in to see Miss Andress.
0:20:45 > 0:20:47I'll always be your mate.
0:20:47 > 0:20:49Even if you are a big, massive lying show-off.
0:20:49 > 0:20:52Right, listen up!
0:20:52 > 0:20:53I've got something to tell you...
0:20:57 > 0:20:59Oh, you shouldn't have.
0:21:01 > 0:21:03- Shall I sit?- No.
0:21:03 > 0:21:05Right...OK!
0:21:05 > 0:21:08Well... I'll just run through my agenda.
0:21:08 > 0:21:11Obviously extended library opening hours
0:21:11 > 0:21:12are at the top of my list.
0:21:12 > 0:21:14No.
0:21:14 > 0:21:17Alongside other pupil concerns,
0:21:17 > 0:21:20such as...karaoke instead of detention...
0:21:20 > 0:21:21No.
0:21:21 > 0:21:24Or Mr Nunn not being able to punish anyone?
0:21:25 > 0:21:27No.
0:21:27 > 0:21:30But... This is what the student body voted for.
0:21:30 > 0:21:32Isn't this what being president's all about?
0:21:32 > 0:21:35THIS is what being president's all about.
0:21:36 > 0:21:40"Report on illegal loom band trade, repair staff room mugs..."
0:21:40 > 0:21:43Come back tomorrow and I'll give you Friday's tasks.
0:21:43 > 0:21:45There isn't enough time in the school day to do all this!
0:21:45 > 0:21:47So, do it in the evening.
0:21:47 > 0:21:49But I've got Scouts tonight!
0:21:49 > 0:21:51You wanted the job. You got the job.
0:21:51 > 0:21:53So, do it.
0:21:55 > 0:21:57PUPILS CHATTER
0:22:02 > 0:22:03My people...
0:22:03 > 0:22:04VOICES FADE
0:22:08 > 0:22:10After much thought,
0:22:10 > 0:22:12I have decided
0:22:12 > 0:22:15that I can't be both president
0:22:15 > 0:22:17and a good Scout
0:22:17 > 0:22:18and so...
0:22:18 > 0:22:20I resign.
0:22:20 > 0:22:22PUPILS BEGIN TO CHATTER
0:22:25 > 0:22:28Get down off that table!
0:22:28 > 0:22:29Detention.
0:22:31 > 0:22:33If you need my help finding a replacement...
0:22:33 > 0:22:37President goes to the person who has the next amount of votes.
0:22:38 > 0:22:40That's you.
0:22:40 > 0:22:41But I don't want it now.
0:22:41 > 0:22:43Tough.
0:22:43 > 0:22:45I'll announce it in assembly this afternoon.
0:22:48 > 0:22:51Was Miss just talking to you about the election?
0:22:51 > 0:22:53That's right.
0:22:53 > 0:22:58She was saying how she was too scared to make me president,
0:22:58 > 0:23:01- LOUDER:- ain't that right...Miss?
0:23:11 > 0:23:13So...YOU broke the decks?
0:23:13 > 0:23:15Yeah, but I was getting the decks for him so...
0:23:15 > 0:23:18So, he totally deserves to be punished
0:23:18 > 0:23:19for doing absolutely nothing!
0:23:20 > 0:23:22That's his mum.
0:23:22 > 0:23:25Pickle! A party?
0:23:25 > 0:23:27I didn't even have no party, Mum!
0:23:27 > 0:23:29You was there last night, think!
0:23:29 > 0:23:32- I was away the whole week before though, wasn't I?- Mum!
0:23:32 > 0:23:34Don't, Pickle.
0:23:34 > 0:23:36I just... I don't know what to do with you.
0:23:38 > 0:23:41Why can't you be more like your nice friend, Nero?
0:23:42 > 0:23:44Aw...
0:23:44 > 0:23:48Mrs T's good people. I've got to get her Pickle out of this.
0:23:48 > 0:23:49Easy. Own up.
0:23:49 > 0:23:52Nah! Then I'll get in trouble...
0:23:52 > 0:23:53Get someone else to own up?
0:23:53 > 0:23:56Impossible.
0:23:56 > 0:23:58Wait... What if there was nothing to own up to?
0:23:58 > 0:23:59Like...
0:23:59 > 0:24:01What if the decks broke themselves?
0:24:02 > 0:24:05I hear words coming out, but I've no idea what they mean.
0:24:05 > 0:24:07Yeah... Come on.
0:24:17 > 0:24:19Hi. So...
0:24:19 > 0:24:21Um...
0:24:21 > 0:24:23Arrrgh! You'll never take me alive!
0:24:23 > 0:24:25Get back here!
0:24:37 > 0:24:39That was well good fun.
0:24:39 > 0:24:42- When I'm done here I'm going to go back and nick his brush.- Ssh!
0:24:44 > 0:24:47- What are we doing? - You'll see.
0:24:48 > 0:24:50Come on, Dex! I ain't got all day!
0:24:50 > 0:24:52You're welcome to borrow my sheet music, of course,
0:24:52 > 0:24:54- but I just don't understand the urgency.- Yeah, yeah.
0:24:54 > 0:24:57It's that one there. Give it us, will you?
0:24:59 > 0:25:00Riverdance?
0:25:02 > 0:25:04I don't know where we'll get the money to replace these.
0:25:04 > 0:25:06CRASH! BANG!
0:25:12 > 0:25:14Are we really talking suspension?
0:25:15 > 0:25:17This is proper cuss!
0:25:17 > 0:25:19Don't make it worse, Pickle.
0:25:19 > 0:25:20Stop!
0:25:20 > 0:25:21Mr Harris!
0:25:21 > 0:25:24Sorry, but Thompson didn't break the decks!
0:25:24 > 0:25:26Fine. Fetch Nero Johnson.
0:25:26 > 0:25:28No! Nobody did.
0:25:28 > 0:25:30I think they fell off their shelf.
0:25:30 > 0:25:33It appears that my shelving unit is...a tiny bit dodgy.
0:25:33 > 0:25:36You total flub. This was a proper waste of my time.
0:25:36 > 0:25:39For once, I agree with Thompson.
0:25:39 > 0:25:40Sorry.
0:25:40 > 0:25:42Stop!
0:25:42 > 0:25:43I did it!
0:25:43 > 0:25:45I broke the decks.
0:25:45 > 0:25:48I took em to the party and I broke em.
0:25:48 > 0:25:50Deliberately, recklessly,
0:25:50 > 0:25:51unpresidentially.
0:25:54 > 0:25:56Clem, no-one broke them.
0:25:57 > 0:25:58(What?)
0:25:58 > 0:26:00What a pack of lies! Detention!
0:26:06 > 0:26:07(Ready?)
0:26:12 > 0:26:14Aha!
0:26:14 > 0:26:15THEY GROAN
0:26:18 > 0:26:21What you got there, Sir?
0:26:21 > 0:26:24Ah, them holes what went missing?
0:26:24 > 0:26:27Nice of whoever did it to return 'em, eh?
0:26:27 > 0:26:29Do you think I'm stupid, girl?
0:26:29 > 0:26:30Ain't nothing to do with us, Sir.
0:26:30 > 0:26:33Can it, Rahad. You've been caught jamhanded.
0:26:35 > 0:26:36Fair cop.
0:26:36 > 0:26:40Detention - all month - starting this lunchtime
0:26:40 > 0:26:41with me!
0:26:45 > 0:26:48Due to Garland's resignation,
0:26:48 > 0:26:50there's a vacancy for president.
0:26:50 > 0:26:54The post should have gone to Clementine Burton...
0:26:54 > 0:26:56but, well, it isn't.
0:26:56 > 0:26:58And the third candidate, Isobel Harlow...
0:27:00 > 0:27:01..got no votes whatsoever.
0:27:01 > 0:27:03LAUGHTER
0:27:04 > 0:27:05So...
0:27:05 > 0:27:07thanks to this lot,
0:27:07 > 0:27:10we're running the student council elections again.
0:27:10 > 0:27:12ALL: What!
0:27:12 > 0:27:14PUPILS BOO AND HISS
0:27:14 > 0:27:15Come on, guys, calm down.
0:27:17 > 0:27:20Stop throwing that, put that down!
0:27:20 > 0:27:21Quiet, please!
0:27:21 > 0:27:23Thompson, 'sup?
0:27:26 > 0:27:29What? I saved you?
0:27:29 > 0:27:32You didn't save me. Harris realised his shelf was bust.
0:27:32 > 0:27:33Yeah, but who busted it, hey?
0:27:35 > 0:27:37Whatever, Tigger.
0:27:37 > 0:27:39Maybe I'll just start chatting about who lost six times
0:27:39 > 0:27:41at ludo last night... There you go.
0:27:51 > 0:27:53# Can't live with 'em and you can't kick them out
0:27:53 > 0:27:55# When you're up they rub it in your face
0:27:55 > 0:27:56# Kick you when you're down
0:27:56 > 0:27:58# But when no-one understands them, you know what they're on about
0:27:58 > 0:28:00# There's gonna be a row, find the common ground
0:28:00 > 0:28:04# If you know so much about me
0:28:04 > 0:28:06# Where do I go from here?
0:28:06 > 0:28:07# You see 'em every day
0:28:07 > 0:28:08# You can never get away
0:28:08 > 0:28:09# Only time can heal
0:28:09 > 0:28:10# Four o'clock! #