0:00:07 > 0:00:09# Where do you go when you know nobody can understand you?
0:00:09 > 0:00:12# When it's just too much to handle?
0:00:12 > 0:00:15# What do you do when you end up somewhere you never planned to?
0:00:15 > 0:00:18# Wash that stress out, like it was shampoo
0:00:18 > 0:00:20# You should stay, it can change
0:00:20 > 0:00:22# There's good days, bad days
0:00:23 > 0:00:25# But one day down the line this day is sure to stop
0:00:25 > 0:00:28# So the only time is now, 4 o'clock! #
0:00:32 > 0:00:34DANCE MUSIC
0:00:40 > 0:00:42Oh, this is not your personal dance floor..!
0:00:44 > 0:00:45TURNS MUSIC OFF
0:00:45 > 0:00:47Hey!
0:00:47 > 0:00:49Nero!
0:00:55 > 0:00:58I'm so, so sorry I...
0:00:58 > 0:01:00I'll pay you back!
0:01:00 > 0:01:03This club, it's doing auditions.
0:01:03 > 0:01:06And if I get it, I'll be in the money and then I can pay you...
0:01:06 > 0:01:08No, you are not dancing in a club!
0:01:08 > 0:01:10- It's only on Friday nights. I'd be home by two.- No!
0:01:10 > 0:01:14- Come on, Auntie. Please! This could be the start of something.- Yeah.
0:01:14 > 0:01:16The start of an argument that you will not win!
0:01:22 > 0:01:24# This could be my big break
0:01:24 > 0:01:26# The path to dance stardom and she's in my way
0:01:26 > 0:01:27# Thing is, this could be her break, too
0:01:27 > 0:01:30# "The famous aunt who helped him break through"
0:01:30 > 0:01:31# Instead of being "that weird woman with the dolls
0:01:31 > 0:01:33# "Bought from every corner of the world"
0:01:33 > 0:01:35# I could be in every corner of it, too
0:01:35 > 0:01:37# From Paris, New York to Kathmandu
0:01:37 > 0:01:39# With my aunt as my trusty sidekick
0:01:39 > 0:01:41# Travelling around, seeing all the nice bits
0:01:41 > 0:01:43# Cooking all the meals, doing a good job
0:01:43 > 0:01:45# After the shows, little foot rub
0:01:45 > 0:01:47# Pulling all my stuff on them airport trolleys
0:01:47 > 0:01:49# Getting paid with only the finest of dollies
0:01:49 > 0:01:51# And the best part of the deal, for her duty
0:01:51 > 0:01:53# One incredible doll of yours truly!
0:01:53 > 0:01:54# Ha! Now, who wouldn't want that?
0:01:54 > 0:01:56# If she can't see that's good, she's gone mad!
0:01:56 > 0:01:58# But if I can't convince her for the better
0:01:58 > 0:02:00# Maybe I'll just have to not tell her!
0:02:00 > 0:02:02# Coz I can move so quick that she won't peep it
0:02:02 > 0:02:04# Go out and do my audition in secret
0:02:04 > 0:02:06# In the end, she'll know she can't lose
0:02:06 > 0:02:08# Now all I need's a place to practise my moves! #
0:02:15 > 0:02:17So, I need space to practise for this really important...
0:02:18 > 0:02:20..surprise dance for Mrs C.
0:02:20 > 0:02:22Can I use your living room?
0:02:22 > 0:02:23Erm, I guess.
0:02:23 > 0:02:26Absolutely not! We've got important performance reviews this week
0:02:26 > 0:02:29and the last thing we need is Johnson cavorting about.
0:02:29 > 0:02:31It ain't cavorting. It's freestyle.
0:02:31 > 0:02:32Talking of which,
0:02:32 > 0:02:34I wondered if you fancied a spot of lunchtime badminton.
0:02:34 > 0:02:36You know, work up a bit of a sweat,
0:02:36 > 0:02:38get rid of some of that professional tension.
0:02:38 > 0:02:39Erm...
0:02:39 > 0:02:42I'd love to, but I can't. I've got recorder club.
0:02:43 > 0:02:44They're super-keen this year.
0:02:44 > 0:02:47That's a shame. Next time, eh?
0:02:49 > 0:02:51Yeah. That'd be great.
0:02:51 > 0:02:52Lizzie!
0:02:52 > 0:02:54Yo, Dex... So about this room, yeah?
0:02:54 > 0:02:57Science club this lunchtime? Anyone...?
0:02:57 > 0:02:59How many have you signed up?
0:02:59 > 0:03:01Roughly...
0:03:02 > 0:03:03..none.
0:03:04 > 0:03:06- I could come. - I thought you had recorder club?
0:03:06 > 0:03:10I do, but no-one's turned up for weeks.
0:03:10 > 0:03:11Hang on...
0:03:11 > 0:03:13That means the music room is free at lunchtime, so...
0:03:13 > 0:03:15..can I use it?
0:03:16 > 0:03:18- All right, just... - Don't tell Bell you lied, yeah?
0:03:18 > 0:03:20Yeah.
0:03:21 > 0:03:23Why don't I take some of these and drum up some support?
0:03:28 > 0:03:30Dexter! Not just anyone!
0:03:31 > 0:03:32Right...
0:03:32 > 0:03:34Trust me. It'll all be fine.
0:03:39 > 0:03:41Hi.
0:03:41 > 0:03:42What happened to global warming?
0:03:42 > 0:03:44Hey, Isaac!
0:03:46 > 0:03:47Oi!
0:03:47 > 0:03:49Make your own!
0:03:49 > 0:03:50All right, I will!
0:03:52 > 0:03:55If you give us the keys to your room...
0:03:55 > 0:03:58Yeah, like I'm really just going to hand over...
0:03:58 > 0:04:00We've got custard creams!
0:04:00 > 0:04:02All right, done.
0:04:07 > 0:04:09And as you can see, since you took over,
0:04:09 > 0:04:12there's been a sharp fall in the number of detentions.
0:04:12 > 0:04:14Really?
0:04:14 > 0:04:16I mean, not that I'm surprised.
0:04:16 > 0:04:19I always knew I had the golden touch.
0:04:19 > 0:04:21Piffle! They're just the same as they always were!
0:04:21 > 0:04:24You're just failing to catch them at it.
0:04:24 > 0:04:28I need to be sure that these kids are being caught and punished.
0:04:28 > 0:04:29If not...
0:04:30 > 0:04:31No!
0:04:31 > 0:04:34No, please don't give me a bad performance review!
0:04:34 > 0:04:36You've got until the end of the week.
0:04:36 > 0:04:39If I don't see at least 30 more detentions...
0:04:39 > 0:04:4030?!
0:04:45 > 0:04:47Explore the wonders of the universe!
0:04:47 > 0:04:48Join now for a free amoeba...?
0:04:50 > 0:04:53Science club! Please, science club, anyone?
0:04:53 > 0:04:55Cool! I need a hobby for my hobbies badge.
0:04:55 > 0:04:58Owen! Great!
0:04:58 > 0:04:59Erm...
0:04:59 > 0:05:00I ain't joining!
0:05:00 > 0:05:02Oh, jolly good.
0:05:04 > 0:05:05What do you mean?
0:05:05 > 0:05:07Why don't you want me?
0:05:08 > 0:05:10I...
0:05:10 > 0:05:12- Are you going to be doing explosions?- No!
0:05:13 > 0:05:16- Really, no. - You are, aren't you!
0:05:16 > 0:05:17No! I promise!
0:05:18 > 0:05:20Wicked! See you there.
0:05:22 > 0:05:24Wait! Give that back!
0:05:26 > 0:05:28Where are they?
0:05:28 > 0:05:29Who?
0:05:29 > 0:05:32The usual. Johnson, Garland, Grant and Co.
0:05:32 > 0:05:34There's a few of them in there, but...
0:05:39 > 0:05:41Gotcha!
0:05:41 > 0:05:42Hey, Mr Bell.
0:05:42 > 0:05:44Milk? Sugar?
0:05:44 > 0:05:45Oh...
0:05:45 > 0:05:48Detention! All of you!
0:05:48 > 0:05:51Eh? What for? Why? We ain't done nothing!
0:05:53 > 0:05:56- So, Bell here... - That's Mr Bell to you.
0:05:56 > 0:06:00..just came steaming into Isaac's like he's a one-man-junta
0:06:00 > 0:06:04and gave us all an hour's incarceration for no reason!
0:06:04 > 0:06:06I'll call you back, sorry.
0:06:06 > 0:06:09I don't have to explain myself to you, Burton.
0:06:09 > 0:06:11I'm rather afraid you do, Crispin.
0:06:11 > 0:06:14Children have a right to know what they're being punished for.
0:06:14 > 0:06:17Well, for a start, they were drinking hot drinks
0:06:17 > 0:06:19without adequate liddage.
0:06:20 > 0:06:24And handing round biscuits that may contain nuts. It was chaos!
0:06:24 > 0:06:25You can't give out detentions
0:06:25 > 0:06:28for spurious health and safety violations.
0:06:29 > 0:06:31Epic fail, Ding-Dong.
0:06:31 > 0:06:32Epic.
0:06:34 > 0:06:36Have a detention, all of you.
0:06:36 > 0:06:39Yeah, because that worked out really well for you last time.
0:06:39 > 0:06:42Insolence. And talking back.
0:06:44 > 0:06:46Ah, yes...
0:06:46 > 0:06:50It rather appears you've talked yourself into a detention after all.
0:06:50 > 0:06:52What?!
0:06:52 > 0:06:55When did tyranny become so predictable?
0:06:55 > 0:06:59Answers at hashtag lame old witch.
0:07:00 > 0:07:01Yes! Detention!
0:07:01 > 0:07:03And from now on,
0:07:03 > 0:07:07no pupils will be allowed inside school at breaktime.
0:07:07 > 0:07:09You're joking me?
0:07:09 > 0:07:11Ha!
0:07:11 > 0:07:12# You know what? Let's face it
0:07:12 > 0:07:15# Ding-Dong's a pain in the neck, but he's basic
0:07:15 > 0:07:17# We all know the real warlord, Anita
0:07:17 > 0:07:20# Andress remote-controlling the teachers
0:07:20 > 0:07:23# Sending out her minions, forcing her opinions
0:07:23 > 0:07:25# Wicked Witch of Elmsmere, this is her dominion
0:07:25 > 0:07:27# Thinks she's got all of her enemies beat
0:07:27 > 0:07:30# But that old hag isn't ready for me
0:07:30 > 0:07:32# Ah, look at Clem, she thinks she's incredibly deep
0:07:32 > 0:07:34# And if I'm honest now it's really getting to me
0:07:34 > 0:07:37# Always picking fights and expecting us to agree
0:07:37 > 0:07:40# I mean, 'Leesh, who died and made Clem queen!
0:07:40 > 0:07:42# Er, dunno, never been very good at history
0:07:42 > 0:07:45# But as for Clem, why she's so bossy is a mystery
0:07:45 > 0:07:47# She's like a giant turning everything to rubble
0:07:47 > 0:07:50# And you just know she'll only get us in more trouble!
0:07:50 > 0:07:52# Whoa! We're dealing with a monster
0:07:52 > 0:07:55# She'll do any evil thing that she wants ta
0:07:55 > 0:07:57# But what if I start playing for keeps?
0:07:57 > 0:08:00# Today could be the day for slaying the beast!
0:08:00 > 0:08:02# Whoa! We're dealing with a monster
0:08:02 > 0:08:05# She'll do any evil thing that she wants ta
0:08:05 > 0:08:07# But what if we start playing for keeps?
0:08:07 > 0:08:10# Today could be the day for slaying the beast!
0:08:10 > 0:08:12# Ah! Off she goes on another little rampage
0:08:12 > 0:08:15# Like an elephant let loose in a bat cave
0:08:15 > 0:08:18# If someone just stood up to her, they would be such a gem
0:08:18 > 0:08:20# But saying that, though, who's gonna stand up to Clem?
0:08:20 > 0:08:23# No-one's got the guts except me for this war
0:08:23 > 0:08:25# Andress ain't gonna enslave us no more
0:08:25 > 0:08:27# And who better to lead a revolution but me?
0:08:27 > 0:08:30# Bring on the beast, it's time to break free!
0:08:30 > 0:08:32# Whoa! We're dealing with a monster
0:08:32 > 0:08:35# She'll do any evil thing that she wants ta
0:08:35 > 0:08:37# But what if we start playing for keeps?
0:08:37 > 0:08:40# Today could be the day for slaying the beast. #
0:08:44 > 0:08:46Dexter! How did you get on?
0:08:46 > 0:08:48Two pupils...
0:08:48 > 0:08:50Two? Who?
0:08:50 > 0:08:52Owen Garland and Eli Grant.
0:08:53 > 0:08:55Eli Grant...?
0:08:56 > 0:08:59Didn't he glue the year sevens to the back of the gym?
0:08:59 > 0:09:01That was several weeks ago.
0:09:01 > 0:09:03Don't worry, I'll make sure he's no trouble. Promise.
0:09:05 > 0:09:08What do we want?!
0:09:08 > 0:09:11To be allowed in school at breaktimes!
0:09:11 > 0:09:13When do we want it?
0:09:13 > 0:09:14Oh... Soon?
0:09:16 > 0:09:17Now!
0:09:17 > 0:09:19Is that it? It doesn't even scan!
0:09:19 > 0:09:21Where are you going?
0:09:21 > 0:09:22Science club.
0:09:22 > 0:09:23What, you two?
0:09:26 > 0:09:27Oh... You are, right...
0:09:27 > 0:09:29Go on, then.
0:09:30 > 0:09:32Maybe we should join science club.
0:09:32 > 0:09:34Yeah. That's what they want us to do!
0:09:34 > 0:09:36Mr Harris said I can use the music room.
0:09:36 > 0:09:37Ah-ah-ah-ah...
0:09:37 > 0:09:39Nice try, Johnson. I happen to know that the music room
0:09:39 > 0:09:42has been booked out for recorder club.
0:09:42 > 0:09:43Yeah, no, I'm in recorder club.
0:09:43 > 0:09:45Really?
0:09:45 > 0:09:47And Mr Harris can confirm this?
0:09:47 > 0:09:48Yeah...
0:09:48 > 0:09:51Well, let's go and ask him, shall we?
0:09:51 > 0:09:52Oh, erm...
0:09:52 > 0:09:54We're in recorder club, too!
0:09:55 > 0:09:57What?
0:09:57 > 0:10:00Has anybody else suddenly remembered that they're in recorder club?
0:10:00 > 0:10:01Yep!
0:10:03 > 0:10:04What are you doing?
0:10:04 > 0:10:07I ain't staying out here, it's freezing!
0:10:11 > 0:10:14It's time to see what Mr Harris thinks of your nonsense.
0:10:14 > 0:10:15Oh...
0:10:15 > 0:10:16Hello.
0:10:16 > 0:10:19I thought you had recorder club?
0:10:19 > 0:10:21Didn't have time for badminton?
0:10:21 > 0:10:23Yeah...
0:10:23 > 0:10:24So, where are they?
0:10:26 > 0:10:28We told you. We're recorder club.
0:10:28 > 0:10:29Aren't we, sir?
0:10:29 > 0:10:31That's right!
0:10:31 > 0:10:33This lot?
0:10:33 > 0:10:36Come on, guys. Grab yourselves a recorder!
0:10:38 > 0:10:40From over there, where they always are...
0:10:44 > 0:10:46Let's start with erm...
0:10:47 > 0:10:48Three Blind Mice.
0:10:50 > 0:10:52After four...
0:10:52 > 0:10:54Two, three, four...
0:10:54 > 0:10:56EAR-PIERCING RACKET
0:10:57 > 0:10:59Lovely!
0:11:03 > 0:11:06Obviously, it's a modern interpretation.
0:11:06 > 0:11:08Quite.
0:11:08 > 0:11:11- Would you like to hear something else?- No! Thank you.
0:11:11 > 0:11:13DREADFUL NOISE CONTINUES
0:11:16 > 0:11:18Excellent! Nice one, Dex!
0:11:19 > 0:11:21Did I say you could stop?
0:11:21 > 0:11:23Well, no, but...
0:11:23 > 0:11:24You know, we thought...
0:11:24 > 0:11:27You just thought that you could blag your way in here over lunch
0:11:27 > 0:11:30- and get good, old Dexter to cover for you.- Well, yeah.
0:11:30 > 0:11:31Uh-huh.
0:11:31 > 0:11:33First rule of recorder club, you play the recorder!
0:11:40 > 0:11:42AWFUL RECORDER MUSIC FROM NEXT ROOM
0:11:42 > 0:11:46I was expecting Mr Harris, but we may as well get started.
0:11:46 > 0:11:49Yeah! What are we going to blow up first?
0:11:53 > 0:11:55What's this?
0:11:55 > 0:11:56It's a health and safety quiz.
0:11:56 > 0:11:58Eh?
0:11:58 > 0:12:01I did warn him it was all going to be really boring, Miss.
0:12:01 > 0:12:03Well, I hope not really boring.
0:12:03 > 0:12:05But certainly safe.
0:12:06 > 0:12:07What?
0:12:07 > 0:12:09This is just like school!
0:12:10 > 0:12:12Finished!
0:12:12 > 0:12:14OK...
0:12:14 > 0:12:16We're going to be starting with hydrogen.
0:12:17 > 0:12:19It's all around us.
0:12:19 > 0:12:21Even in the air we breathe.
0:12:22 > 0:12:25But show it a flame...
0:12:30 > 0:12:31Whoa!
0:12:34 > 0:12:36Don't try that at home.
0:12:37 > 0:12:38How did you do that?!
0:12:38 > 0:12:40Finish your quiz and I'll tell you.
0:12:52 > 0:12:55THEY PLAY THREE BLIND MICE - BADLY
0:12:57 > 0:13:00I'm actually enjoying this! What we doing next?
0:13:00 > 0:13:02Nothing. I need to practise.
0:13:02 > 0:13:04Well, I could play along with my recorder!
0:13:04 > 0:13:06No, I ain't dancing to no recorder.
0:13:06 > 0:13:07You're not dancing at all!
0:13:09 > 0:13:10TURNS ON DANCE MUSIC
0:13:10 > 0:13:12Yo, sir!
0:13:13 > 0:13:14You got a marker?
0:13:17 > 0:13:19Nero! Clem! Stop what you're doing!
0:13:19 > 0:13:21Nope!
0:13:21 > 0:13:23Is the first word Andress?
0:13:23 > 0:13:25It's the third and fourth words you ain't going to like.
0:13:30 > 0:13:33- TURNS MUSIC OFF - Right, that's enough! Everybody out!
0:13:33 > 0:13:34SCHOOL BELL RINGS
0:13:34 > 0:13:36Same time tomorrow, yeah?
0:13:36 > 0:13:37I don't think so.
0:13:37 > 0:13:40Oh, go on, sir! I want to learn how to play Greensleeves.
0:13:41 > 0:13:43Sure. Same time tomorrow.
0:13:43 > 0:13:45Yay! Better than freezing out there.
0:13:51 > 0:13:53What about my dance practice?
0:13:53 > 0:13:56Auntie Liz ain't going to get no surprise dance like this!
0:13:56 > 0:14:00And, you know, what you going to do with you and the nerd group?
0:14:00 > 0:14:03They want to learn recorder. This is recorder club.
0:14:03 > 0:14:04Fine.
0:14:04 > 0:14:07If you won't get rid of them, I will.
0:14:08 > 0:14:09Nero...!
0:14:17 > 0:14:19Oh, what's up?
0:14:19 > 0:14:21Catch sight of your face?
0:14:22 > 0:14:24Guessing you ain't heard the news.
0:14:25 > 0:14:28Dexter's booked us in to play recorder in assembly.
0:14:29 > 0:14:30What?
0:14:30 > 0:14:31Yay!
0:14:34 > 0:14:37When did we become his performing chimps?
0:14:37 > 0:14:38I guess the only thing we could do now
0:14:38 > 0:14:41is not turn up to recorder club...
0:14:42 > 0:14:44Hang on! This is a wind-up, isn't it?
0:14:44 > 0:14:47You just want the music room all to yourself.
0:14:47 > 0:14:51Oi, sir! Nero says that the recorder club are playing in assembly.
0:14:51 > 0:14:52Is that true?
0:14:54 > 0:14:56In this school, nothing would surprise me.
0:14:59 > 0:15:01See? See?
0:15:05 > 0:15:07You're either very brave or very stupid.
0:15:07 > 0:15:10Johnson tells me that your recorder club are playing in assembly.
0:15:10 > 0:15:12What?
0:15:12 > 0:15:14Sounds good! We've got a slot tomorrow.
0:15:14 > 0:15:15Tomorrow?
0:15:15 > 0:15:16We'll put you in.
0:15:16 > 0:15:19And we'll talk about it at your performance review.
0:15:22 > 0:15:24Stay right there!
0:15:24 > 0:15:25Stop running!
0:15:26 > 0:15:28You should come!
0:15:28 > 0:15:29Turns out science is great!
0:15:31 > 0:15:32Check these out...
0:15:32 > 0:15:34Eli, don't!
0:15:34 > 0:15:36You shouldn't take stuff out of the science lab!
0:15:36 > 0:15:37It's cool.
0:15:37 > 0:15:41No! Somebody could die. And I won't get my hobbies badge.
0:15:41 > 0:15:42Hey, Miss!
0:15:42 > 0:15:44Eli! Owen...
0:15:44 > 0:15:46Are we off to science club, Miss?
0:15:46 > 0:15:48Oh, I'm sorry, I've got my performance review today.
0:15:48 > 0:15:50But I did bring this in for you.
0:15:50 > 0:15:53It's the book that first inspired my love of science when I was your age.
0:15:54 > 0:15:56Oh, look at this...
0:15:56 > 0:15:59Yes, I thought you might like that bit about home-made stink bombs.
0:15:59 > 0:16:01"Noxious odour."
0:16:01 > 0:16:02Cool!
0:16:02 > 0:16:04I tell you what. I'll put together a mixture
0:16:04 > 0:16:06and you can see how smelly it is tomorrow.
0:16:11 > 0:16:13What's all this about recorder club playing in assembly?
0:16:13 > 0:16:14That?
0:16:14 > 0:16:17That was just a little scam to get rid of the girls.
0:16:17 > 0:16:21Not any more. Miss Andress booked us in to play, tomorrow.
0:16:21 > 0:16:23Tomorrow?! But that's when my audition is...
0:16:23 > 0:16:25What audition?
0:16:26 > 0:16:30So I might have lied about Auntie's special dance...
0:16:30 > 0:16:32You were going to bunk off school?
0:16:32 > 0:16:34Yeah, but, this could be my big break.
0:16:34 > 0:16:35Not any more.
0:16:35 > 0:16:38If you're not there in assembly, Miss Andress will want to know why.
0:16:38 > 0:16:42The same goes for you three. Recorder club, now!
0:16:42 > 0:16:44- Oh, sir!- This is tyranny!
0:16:44 > 0:16:47Come on, guys. Recorders are well-good.
0:16:47 > 0:16:50We've just got to pull together and try and do the best we can...
0:16:52 > 0:16:55# Pull together? Tell me he's kidding, right?
0:16:55 > 0:16:57# It's these doughnuts' fault that I'm in this tight, tricky position
0:16:57 > 0:17:01# Now I'm on a mission fishing for a way I can make this audition
0:17:01 > 0:17:03# And get some practice first, have to rehearse
0:17:03 > 0:17:05# And this assembly is a curse!
0:17:05 > 0:17:07# Gotta bunk it off but a sickie won't work
0:17:07 > 0:17:10# Really kinda hard when your aunt is a nurse! I need a plan!
0:17:10 > 0:17:13# I can change the landscape! Up against Andress take a stand, mate
0:17:13 > 0:17:17# And take the ultimate result, leading a whole school-wide revolt!
0:17:17 > 0:17:19# And as a leader, brave and full of rage
0:17:19 > 0:17:21# I can't be humiliated up on that stage
0:17:21 > 0:17:23# By this embarrassing recorder show
0:17:23 > 0:17:27# It's gonna mess up my rebellious flow so, you know, I need a plan!
0:17:27 > 0:17:28# I've gotta do something!
0:17:28 > 0:17:30# Coz I've kinda made a hash of trying to run things
0:17:30 > 0:17:32# I can feel myself quaking in my shoes
0:17:32 > 0:17:34# How on earth I am gonna nail my review?
0:17:34 > 0:17:36# Anita will flip when she witnesses
0:17:36 > 0:17:38# What a mess of a show that this thing is
0:17:38 > 0:17:40# And Nunn will make sure I don't get past noon
0:17:40 > 0:17:42# Tomorrow without being the joke of the staffroom
0:17:42 > 0:17:43# I need a plan!
0:17:43 > 0:17:45- # I need a plan!- I need a plan!
0:17:45 > 0:17:47# I need a plan!
0:17:47 > 0:17:48# The perfect plan
0:17:48 > 0:17:50# Smarter than the average woman or man
0:17:50 > 0:17:52# Sharper than any tool in your box
0:17:52 > 0:17:55# Prepare for fireworks, just watch!
0:17:55 > 0:17:56# I need a plan!
0:17:56 > 0:17:59# Not there yet, but something will come to me soon, you can bet
0:17:59 > 0:18:01# And, yep, this could go right to the wire
0:18:01 > 0:18:03# But all I require is to be inspired
0:18:03 > 0:18:05# I need a plan! I need a plan!
0:18:05 > 0:18:06# I need a plan!
0:18:06 > 0:18:08# I need a plan! #
0:18:14 > 0:18:16At last! What time do you call this?
0:18:16 > 0:18:17Oh...
0:18:17 > 0:18:20Too early for you to be in school o'clock.
0:18:20 > 0:18:21Go on, beat it.
0:18:21 > 0:18:22Did no-one tell you?
0:18:22 > 0:18:25They've started early-morning detentions.
0:18:25 > 0:18:27And you Muppets are first in?
0:18:27 > 0:18:28Typical.
0:18:28 > 0:18:30Go on...
0:18:32 > 0:18:33Hey!
0:18:33 > 0:18:34Detention's that way!
0:18:34 > 0:18:36Muppet!
0:18:50 > 0:18:53This is the stuff I was telling you about.
0:18:59 > 0:19:00Oh...!
0:19:00 > 0:19:02Rancid!
0:19:03 > 0:19:06I'm going to practise, so I'll meet you in the hall.
0:19:23 > 0:19:25DANCE MUSIC STARTS
0:19:31 > 0:19:33MUSIC STOPS
0:19:34 > 0:19:36Detention.
0:19:36 > 0:19:38Out.
0:19:42 > 0:19:44SCHOOL BELL RINGS
0:19:44 > 0:19:46- Oh, my memory stick!- Too late.
0:19:46 > 0:19:48- Oh, come on, sir.- Registration!
0:19:48 > 0:19:49Now!
0:20:39 > 0:20:42Don't worry. You believe in us, don't you, sir?
0:20:42 > 0:20:43Yeah...
0:20:45 > 0:20:47Although, there is another option.
0:20:47 > 0:20:49Go on!
0:20:49 > 0:20:51I thought, instead of playing,
0:20:51 > 0:20:53maybe you could mime along to this recording
0:20:53 > 0:20:56of my university recorder club instead.
0:20:56 > 0:20:58You saying we're not...good enough?
0:20:58 > 0:21:00No! No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
0:21:01 > 0:21:03Professional musicians often mime.
0:21:03 > 0:21:05To other people's music?
0:21:06 > 0:21:08Yeah...
0:21:08 > 0:21:09I'm in!
0:21:10 > 0:21:12Great.
0:21:21 > 0:21:24- So, well, I, er... - Give me a minute, fam.
0:21:24 > 0:21:28Dexter's got the memory stick and I need that before I can go, so...
0:21:42 > 0:21:43Good morning!
0:21:43 > 0:21:45What's in the bag?
0:21:45 > 0:21:47Relax. It's just a little stink bomb.
0:21:48 > 0:21:51I'm not letting you sabotage my hobbies badge!
0:21:52 > 0:21:57Please give a warm welcome to Mr Harris and his recorder club!
0:21:57 > 0:21:59APPLAUSE
0:22:06 > 0:22:07Oh...!
0:22:09 > 0:22:10Urgh!
0:22:13 > 0:22:14FIRE ALARM BLARES
0:22:16 > 0:22:19Will you all please make your way sensibly to the exit.
0:22:19 > 0:22:20It's the drains!
0:22:20 > 0:22:22COMMOTION
0:22:28 > 0:22:30Can you at least walk, please! Walk!
0:22:35 > 0:22:36See you!
0:22:36 > 0:22:38No, wait!
0:22:38 > 0:22:40We should keep playing, like they did in Titanic.
0:22:40 > 0:22:43SHE PLAYS TERRIBLY
0:22:56 > 0:22:58- What you doing?! - We're occupying the hall.
0:22:58 > 0:23:01See how Andress likes it, locked out of her own school.
0:23:01 > 0:23:04Yeah, good luck with that. I got an audition to go to.
0:23:05 > 0:23:07Sorry, no splitters.
0:23:07 > 0:23:09Clem, I've got to go!
0:23:09 > 0:23:11So do I.
0:23:11 > 0:23:12Owen stinks.
0:23:12 > 0:23:14You stink, mate!
0:23:14 > 0:23:15And let us out!
0:23:15 > 0:23:18ALL: Out! Out! Out! Out!
0:23:20 > 0:23:22I've taken the register. All present and correct.
0:23:22 > 0:23:24Apart from the usual suspects.
0:23:24 > 0:23:25Typical.
0:23:25 > 0:23:27No doubt they set off the fire alarm
0:23:27 > 0:23:30as well as creating that appalling smell.
0:23:30 > 0:23:32Though how they knew how to make their own stink bomb, I don't know.
0:23:32 > 0:23:34No, me, neither...
0:23:36 > 0:23:37Quick!
0:23:38 > 0:23:40Tie me to the coat hooks.
0:23:40 > 0:23:41Why?
0:23:41 > 0:23:43Because, then, they can't blame me.
0:23:46 > 0:23:48I can smell smoke.
0:23:48 > 0:23:50Nice try.
0:23:50 > 0:23:51No, so can I.
0:23:51 > 0:23:54Oh, come on, there ain't really a fire. Why would there be?
0:23:54 > 0:23:58Well, I did mix the yellow chemical in with the blue stuff...
0:23:59 > 0:24:02Blue and yellow make green in art, but...
0:24:03 > 0:24:05..maybe, in chemistry, they make fire?
0:24:13 > 0:24:15Run!
0:24:15 > 0:24:16Everyone, run!
0:24:16 > 0:24:18Stop right there!
0:24:18 > 0:24:20Setting off the fire alarm?
0:24:20 > 0:24:22Do you realise how much trouble you're in?
0:24:22 > 0:24:24- Detention.- Oh, no.
0:24:24 > 0:24:26I think we're talking exclusion.
0:24:26 > 0:24:29But there is a fire, Miss!
0:24:29 > 0:24:31We totally raised the alarm
0:24:31 > 0:24:33and, you know, stayed back until everyone was out.
0:24:33 > 0:24:35We're actual heroes.
0:24:35 > 0:24:36A likely story.
0:24:38 > 0:24:39Out!
0:24:39 > 0:24:41Out!
0:24:43 > 0:24:44You're welcome...
0:24:50 > 0:24:52I cannot believe we got away with that.
0:24:52 > 0:24:55Yeah, still stuck out here in the freezing cold though, aren't we.
0:24:55 > 0:24:56Yeah, this ain't right.
0:24:56 > 0:24:58I've got to have it out with Andress.
0:24:58 > 0:25:01What? No! Stop! You're only going to make things worse!
0:25:01 > 0:25:03Again!
0:25:03 > 0:25:04Oi!
0:25:04 > 0:25:06Andress!
0:25:06 > 0:25:07PUPILS ALL GASP
0:25:07 > 0:25:09The fire alarm...
0:25:09 > 0:25:11I let it off.
0:25:11 > 0:25:13Yes, yes, well done. We've been through this.
0:25:13 > 0:25:15But...
0:25:15 > 0:25:17I didn't let it off because there were no fire.
0:25:17 > 0:25:21I let it off because I wanted to lock you out of your own school.
0:25:22 > 0:25:23Let us back in at break, Mandress.
0:25:23 > 0:25:25Absolutely not!
0:25:26 > 0:25:28Detention.
0:25:28 > 0:25:29One for cheek.
0:25:29 > 0:25:32And shall we say ten for setting off the alarm.
0:25:32 > 0:25:34That's 11 detentions.
0:25:34 > 0:25:3711. All to be completed by the end of the week.
0:25:38 > 0:25:41But there's only three days left of school. How's that going to work?
0:25:41 > 0:25:44Well, you'll have to come in at breaktime and do them.
0:25:44 > 0:25:45Oh, OK.
0:25:45 > 0:25:48Hang on? So, she gets to stay in the warm?
0:25:48 > 0:25:50Well, I helped her occupy the hall, too!
0:25:50 > 0:25:52- Yeah, so did me and Owen. - Oh, thanks!
0:25:52 > 0:25:55Very well. You'll have to come in at breaktime and do detention, too.
0:25:55 > 0:25:56Oh...
0:25:56 > 0:25:58Thanks.
0:25:58 > 0:25:59And me!
0:25:59 > 0:26:01And me!
0:26:01 > 0:26:02And me!
0:26:02 > 0:26:03And me!
0:26:03 > 0:26:04And me!
0:26:04 > 0:26:06Hang on! Hang on!
0:26:06 > 0:26:09Who here feels they've done something to deserve a detention?
0:26:10 > 0:26:12ALL: Me!
0:26:15 > 0:26:17I think you'll find I've hit my target.
0:26:21 > 0:26:22Hey!
0:26:22 > 0:26:25Guess what? I think I might just make science club this lunchtime!
0:26:25 > 0:26:26No!
0:26:26 > 0:26:28No, Dexter! Science club is...
0:26:28 > 0:26:29..cancelled.
0:26:29 > 0:26:31But why?
0:26:32 > 0:26:34It was Eli!
0:26:34 > 0:26:36The stink bombs, the fire... All of it!
0:26:37 > 0:26:40Science club is the cause. It has to stop.
0:26:40 > 0:26:41And you...
0:26:41 > 0:26:42..never help me again!
0:26:50 > 0:26:51Hang on...
0:26:57 > 0:26:59Sorry... Nero Johnson.
0:27:00 > 0:27:02Music?
0:27:02 > 0:27:03Oh, er...
0:27:11 > 0:27:12Whenever you're ready.
0:27:12 > 0:27:13OK, then. Play...
0:27:15 > 0:27:17RECORDER MUSIC
0:27:32 > 0:27:33Er...
0:27:33 > 0:27:34Next!
0:27:40 > 0:27:42- # Can't live with 'em - And you can't keep them out
0:27:42 > 0:27:44# When you're up there Rub it in your face
0:27:44 > 0:27:46- # Kick you when you're down - But when no-one understands them
0:27:46 > 0:27:48- # You know what they're on about - Always gonna be around
0:27:48 > 0:27:50# Got to find the common ground
0:27:50 > 0:27:53# If you know so much about me
0:27:53 > 0:27:55# Where do I go from here?
0:27:55 > 0:27:57# If you see him every day You can never get away
0:27:57 > 0:28:00# Only time that you're the boss 4 o'clock, 4 o'clock. #