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0:00:07 > 0:00:09# Where do you go when you know nobody can understand you?

0:00:09 > 0:00:12# When it's just too much to handle?

0:00:12 > 0:00:15# What do you do when you end up somewhere you never planned to?

0:00:15 > 0:00:18# Wash that stress out, like it was shampoo

0:00:18 > 0:00:20# You should stay, it can change

0:00:20 > 0:00:22# There's good days, bad days

0:00:23 > 0:00:25# But one day down the line this day is sure to stop

0:00:25 > 0:00:28# So the only time is now, 4 o'clock! #

0:00:32 > 0:00:34DANCE MUSIC

0:00:40 > 0:00:42Oh, this is not your personal dance floor..!

0:00:44 > 0:00:45TURNS MUSIC OFF

0:00:45 > 0:00:47Hey!

0:00:47 > 0:00:49Nero!

0:00:55 > 0:00:58I'm so, so sorry I...

0:00:58 > 0:01:00I'll pay you back!

0:01:00 > 0:01:03This club, it's doing auditions.

0:01:03 > 0:01:06And if I get it, I'll be in the money and then I can pay you...

0:01:06 > 0:01:08No, you are not dancing in a club!

0:01:08 > 0:01:10- It's only on Friday nights. I'd be home by two.- No!

0:01:10 > 0:01:14- Come on, Auntie. Please! This could be the start of something.- Yeah.

0:01:14 > 0:01:16The start of an argument that you will not win!

0:01:22 > 0:01:24# This could be my big break

0:01:24 > 0:01:26# The path to dance stardom and she's in my way

0:01:26 > 0:01:27# Thing is, this could be her break, too

0:01:27 > 0:01:30# "The famous aunt who helped him break through"

0:01:30 > 0:01:31# Instead of being "that weird woman with the dolls

0:01:31 > 0:01:33# "Bought from every corner of the world"

0:01:33 > 0:01:35# I could be in every corner of it, too

0:01:35 > 0:01:37# From Paris, New York to Kathmandu

0:01:37 > 0:01:39# With my aunt as my trusty sidekick

0:01:39 > 0:01:41# Travelling around, seeing all the nice bits

0:01:41 > 0:01:43# Cooking all the meals, doing a good job

0:01:43 > 0:01:45# After the shows, little foot rub

0:01:45 > 0:01:47# Pulling all my stuff on them airport trolleys

0:01:47 > 0:01:49# Getting paid with only the finest of dollies

0:01:49 > 0:01:51# And the best part of the deal, for her duty

0:01:51 > 0:01:53# One incredible doll of yours truly!

0:01:53 > 0:01:54# Ha! Now, who wouldn't want that?

0:01:54 > 0:01:56# If she can't see that's good, she's gone mad!

0:01:56 > 0:01:58# But if I can't convince her for the better

0:01:58 > 0:02:00# Maybe I'll just have to not tell her!

0:02:00 > 0:02:02# Coz I can move so quick that she won't peep it

0:02:02 > 0:02:04# Go out and do my audition in secret

0:02:04 > 0:02:06# In the end, she'll know she can't lose

0:02:06 > 0:02:08# Now all I need's a place to practise my moves! #

0:02:15 > 0:02:17So, I need space to practise for this really important...

0:02:18 > 0:02:20..surprise dance for Mrs C.

0:02:20 > 0:02:22Can I use your living room?

0:02:22 > 0:02:23Erm, I guess.

0:02:23 > 0:02:26Absolutely not! We've got important performance reviews this week

0:02:26 > 0:02:29and the last thing we need is Johnson cavorting about.

0:02:29 > 0:02:31It ain't cavorting. It's freestyle.

0:02:31 > 0:02:32Talking of which,

0:02:32 > 0:02:34I wondered if you fancied a spot of lunchtime badminton.

0:02:34 > 0:02:36You know, work up a bit of a sweat,

0:02:36 > 0:02:38get rid of some of that professional tension.

0:02:38 > 0:02:39Erm...

0:02:39 > 0:02:42I'd love to, but I can't. I've got recorder club.

0:02:43 > 0:02:44They're super-keen this year.

0:02:44 > 0:02:47That's a shame. Next time, eh?

0:02:49 > 0:02:51Yeah. That'd be great.

0:02:51 > 0:02:52Lizzie!

0:02:52 > 0:02:54Yo, Dex... So about this room, yeah?

0:02:54 > 0:02:57Science club this lunchtime? Anyone...?

0:02:57 > 0:02:59How many have you signed up?

0:02:59 > 0:03:01Roughly...

0:03:02 > 0:03:03..none.

0:03:04 > 0:03:06- I could come. - I thought you had recorder club?

0:03:06 > 0:03:10I do, but no-one's turned up for weeks.

0:03:10 > 0:03:11Hang on...

0:03:11 > 0:03:13That means the music room is free at lunchtime, so...

0:03:13 > 0:03:15..can I use it?

0:03:16 > 0:03:18- All right, just... - Don't tell Bell you lied, yeah?

0:03:18 > 0:03:20Yeah.

0:03:21 > 0:03:23Why don't I take some of these and drum up some support?

0:03:28 > 0:03:30Dexter! Not just anyone!

0:03:31 > 0:03:32Right...

0:03:32 > 0:03:34Trust me. It'll all be fine.

0:03:39 > 0:03:41Hi.

0:03:41 > 0:03:42What happened to global warming?

0:03:42 > 0:03:44Hey, Isaac!

0:03:46 > 0:03:47Oi!

0:03:47 > 0:03:49Make your own!

0:03:49 > 0:03:50All right, I will!

0:03:52 > 0:03:55If you give us the keys to your room...

0:03:55 > 0:03:58Yeah, like I'm really just going to hand over...

0:03:58 > 0:04:00We've got custard creams!

0:04:00 > 0:04:02All right, done.

0:04:07 > 0:04:09And as you can see, since you took over,

0:04:09 > 0:04:12there's been a sharp fall in the number of detentions.

0:04:12 > 0:04:14Really?

0:04:14 > 0:04:16I mean, not that I'm surprised.

0:04:16 > 0:04:19I always knew I had the golden touch.

0:04:19 > 0:04:21Piffle! They're just the same as they always were!

0:04:21 > 0:04:24You're just failing to catch them at it.

0:04:24 > 0:04:28I need to be sure that these kids are being caught and punished.

0:04:28 > 0:04:29If not...

0:04:30 > 0:04:31No!

0:04:31 > 0:04:34No, please don't give me a bad performance review!

0:04:34 > 0:04:36You've got until the end of the week.

0:04:36 > 0:04:39If I don't see at least 30 more detentions...

0:04:39 > 0:04:4030?!

0:04:45 > 0:04:47Explore the wonders of the universe!

0:04:47 > 0:04:48Join now for a free amoeba...?

0:04:50 > 0:04:53Science club! Please, science club, anyone?

0:04:53 > 0:04:55Cool! I need a hobby for my hobbies badge.

0:04:55 > 0:04:58Owen! Great!

0:04:58 > 0:04:59Erm...

0:04:59 > 0:05:00I ain't joining!

0:05:00 > 0:05:02Oh, jolly good.

0:05:04 > 0:05:05What do you mean?

0:05:05 > 0:05:07Why don't you want me?

0:05:08 > 0:05:10I...

0:05:10 > 0:05:12- Are you going to be doing explosions?- No!

0:05:13 > 0:05:16- Really, no. - You are, aren't you!

0:05:16 > 0:05:17No! I promise!

0:05:18 > 0:05:20Wicked! See you there.

0:05:22 > 0:05:24Wait! Give that back!

0:05:26 > 0:05:28Where are they?

0:05:28 > 0:05:29Who?

0:05:29 > 0:05:32The usual. Johnson, Garland, Grant and Co.

0:05:32 > 0:05:34There's a few of them in there, but...

0:05:39 > 0:05:41Gotcha!

0:05:41 > 0:05:42Hey, Mr Bell.

0:05:42 > 0:05:44Milk? Sugar?

0:05:44 > 0:05:45Oh...

0:05:45 > 0:05:48Detention! All of you!

0:05:48 > 0:05:51Eh? What for? Why? We ain't done nothing!

0:05:53 > 0:05:56- So, Bell here... - That's Mr Bell to you.

0:05:56 > 0:06:00..just came steaming into Isaac's like he's a one-man-junta

0:06:00 > 0:06:04and gave us all an hour's incarceration for no reason!

0:06:04 > 0:06:06I'll call you back, sorry.

0:06:06 > 0:06:09I don't have to explain myself to you, Burton.

0:06:09 > 0:06:11I'm rather afraid you do, Crispin.

0:06:11 > 0:06:14Children have a right to know what they're being punished for.

0:06:14 > 0:06:17Well, for a start, they were drinking hot drinks

0:06:17 > 0:06:19without adequate liddage.

0:06:20 > 0:06:24And handing round biscuits that may contain nuts. It was chaos!

0:06:24 > 0:06:25You can't give out detentions

0:06:25 > 0:06:28for spurious health and safety violations.

0:06:29 > 0:06:31Epic fail, Ding-Dong.

0:06:31 > 0:06:32Epic.

0:06:34 > 0:06:36Have a detention, all of you.

0:06:36 > 0:06:39Yeah, because that worked out really well for you last time.

0:06:39 > 0:06:42Insolence. And talking back.

0:06:44 > 0:06:46Ah, yes...

0:06:46 > 0:06:50It rather appears you've talked yourself into a detention after all.

0:06:50 > 0:06:52What?!

0:06:52 > 0:06:55When did tyranny become so predictable?

0:06:55 > 0:06:59Answers at hashtag lame old witch.

0:07:00 > 0:07:01Yes! Detention!

0:07:01 > 0:07:03And from now on,

0:07:03 > 0:07:07no pupils will be allowed inside school at breaktime.

0:07:07 > 0:07:09You're joking me?

0:07:09 > 0:07:11Ha!

0:07:11 > 0:07:12# You know what? Let's face it

0:07:12 > 0:07:15# Ding-Dong's a pain in the neck, but he's basic

0:07:15 > 0:07:17# We all know the real warlord, Anita

0:07:17 > 0:07:20# Andress remote-controlling the teachers

0:07:20 > 0:07:23# Sending out her minions, forcing her opinions

0:07:23 > 0:07:25# Wicked Witch of Elmsmere, this is her dominion

0:07:25 > 0:07:27# Thinks she's got all of her enemies beat

0:07:27 > 0:07:30# But that old hag isn't ready for me

0:07:30 > 0:07:32# Ah, look at Clem, she thinks she's incredibly deep

0:07:32 > 0:07:34# And if I'm honest now it's really getting to me

0:07:34 > 0:07:37# Always picking fights and expecting us to agree

0:07:37 > 0:07:40# I mean, 'Leesh, who died and made Clem queen!

0:07:40 > 0:07:42# Er, dunno, never been very good at history

0:07:42 > 0:07:45# But as for Clem, why she's so bossy is a mystery

0:07:45 > 0:07:47# She's like a giant turning everything to rubble

0:07:47 > 0:07:50# And you just know she'll only get us in more trouble!

0:07:50 > 0:07:52# Whoa! We're dealing with a monster

0:07:52 > 0:07:55# She'll do any evil thing that she wants ta

0:07:55 > 0:07:57# But what if I start playing for keeps?

0:07:57 > 0:08:00# Today could be the day for slaying the beast!

0:08:00 > 0:08:02# Whoa! We're dealing with a monster

0:08:02 > 0:08:05# She'll do any evil thing that she wants ta

0:08:05 > 0:08:07# But what if we start playing for keeps?

0:08:07 > 0:08:10# Today could be the day for slaying the beast!

0:08:10 > 0:08:12# Ah! Off she goes on another little rampage

0:08:12 > 0:08:15# Like an elephant let loose in a bat cave

0:08:15 > 0:08:18# If someone just stood up to her, they would be such a gem

0:08:18 > 0:08:20# But saying that, though, who's gonna stand up to Clem?

0:08:20 > 0:08:23# No-one's got the guts except me for this war

0:08:23 > 0:08:25# Andress ain't gonna enslave us no more

0:08:25 > 0:08:27# And who better to lead a revolution but me?

0:08:27 > 0:08:30# Bring on the beast, it's time to break free!

0:08:30 > 0:08:32# Whoa! We're dealing with a monster

0:08:32 > 0:08:35# She'll do any evil thing that she wants ta

0:08:35 > 0:08:37# But what if we start playing for keeps?

0:08:37 > 0:08:40# Today could be the day for slaying the beast. #

0:08:44 > 0:08:46Dexter! How did you get on?

0:08:46 > 0:08:48Two pupils...

0:08:48 > 0:08:50Two? Who?

0:08:50 > 0:08:52Owen Garland and Eli Grant.

0:08:53 > 0:08:55Eli Grant...?

0:08:56 > 0:08:59Didn't he glue the year sevens to the back of the gym?

0:08:59 > 0:09:01That was several weeks ago.

0:09:01 > 0:09:03Don't worry, I'll make sure he's no trouble. Promise.

0:09:05 > 0:09:08What do we want?!

0:09:08 > 0:09:11To be allowed in school at breaktimes!

0:09:11 > 0:09:13When do we want it?

0:09:13 > 0:09:14Oh... Soon?

0:09:16 > 0:09:17Now!

0:09:17 > 0:09:19Is that it? It doesn't even scan!

0:09:19 > 0:09:21Where are you going?

0:09:21 > 0:09:22Science club.

0:09:22 > 0:09:23What, you two?

0:09:26 > 0:09:27Oh... You are, right...

0:09:27 > 0:09:29Go on, then.

0:09:30 > 0:09:32Maybe we should join science club.

0:09:32 > 0:09:34Yeah. That's what they want us to do!

0:09:34 > 0:09:36Mr Harris said I can use the music room.

0:09:36 > 0:09:37Ah-ah-ah-ah...

0:09:37 > 0:09:39Nice try, Johnson. I happen to know that the music room

0:09:39 > 0:09:42has been booked out for recorder club.

0:09:42 > 0:09:43Yeah, no, I'm in recorder club.

0:09:43 > 0:09:45Really?

0:09:45 > 0:09:47And Mr Harris can confirm this?

0:09:47 > 0:09:48Yeah...

0:09:48 > 0:09:51Well, let's go and ask him, shall we?

0:09:51 > 0:09:52Oh, erm...

0:09:52 > 0:09:54We're in recorder club, too!

0:09:55 > 0:09:57What?

0:09:57 > 0:10:00Has anybody else suddenly remembered that they're in recorder club?

0:10:00 > 0:10:01Yep!

0:10:03 > 0:10:04What are you doing?

0:10:04 > 0:10:07I ain't staying out here, it's freezing!

0:10:11 > 0:10:14It's time to see what Mr Harris thinks of your nonsense.

0:10:14 > 0:10:15Oh...

0:10:15 > 0:10:16Hello.

0:10:16 > 0:10:19I thought you had recorder club?

0:10:19 > 0:10:21Didn't have time for badminton?

0:10:21 > 0:10:23Yeah...

0:10:23 > 0:10:24So, where are they?

0:10:26 > 0:10:28We told you. We're recorder club.

0:10:28 > 0:10:29Aren't we, sir?

0:10:29 > 0:10:31That's right!

0:10:31 > 0:10:33This lot?

0:10:33 > 0:10:36Come on, guys. Grab yourselves a recorder!

0:10:38 > 0:10:40From over there, where they always are...

0:10:44 > 0:10:46Let's start with erm...

0:10:47 > 0:10:48Three Blind Mice.

0:10:50 > 0:10:52After four...

0:10:52 > 0:10:54Two, three, four...

0:10:54 > 0:10:56EAR-PIERCING RACKET

0:10:57 > 0:10:59Lovely!

0:11:03 > 0:11:06Obviously, it's a modern interpretation.

0:11:06 > 0:11:08Quite.

0:11:08 > 0:11:11- Would you like to hear something else?- No! Thank you.

0:11:11 > 0:11:13DREADFUL NOISE CONTINUES

0:11:16 > 0:11:18Excellent! Nice one, Dex!

0:11:19 > 0:11:21Did I say you could stop?

0:11:21 > 0:11:23Well, no, but...

0:11:23 > 0:11:24You know, we thought...

0:11:24 > 0:11:27You just thought that you could blag your way in here over lunch

0:11:27 > 0:11:30- and get good, old Dexter to cover for you.- Well, yeah.

0:11:30 > 0:11:31Uh-huh.

0:11:31 > 0:11:33First rule of recorder club, you play the recorder!

0:11:40 > 0:11:42AWFUL RECORDER MUSIC FROM NEXT ROOM

0:11:42 > 0:11:46I was expecting Mr Harris, but we may as well get started.

0:11:46 > 0:11:49Yeah! What are we going to blow up first?

0:11:53 > 0:11:55What's this?

0:11:55 > 0:11:56It's a health and safety quiz.

0:11:56 > 0:11:58Eh?

0:11:58 > 0:12:01I did warn him it was all going to be really boring, Miss.

0:12:01 > 0:12:03Well, I hope not really boring.

0:12:03 > 0:12:05But certainly safe.

0:12:06 > 0:12:07What?

0:12:07 > 0:12:09This is just like school!

0:12:10 > 0:12:12Finished!

0:12:12 > 0:12:14OK...

0:12:14 > 0:12:16We're going to be starting with hydrogen.

0:12:17 > 0:12:19It's all around us.

0:12:19 > 0:12:21Even in the air we breathe.

0:12:22 > 0:12:25But show it a flame...

0:12:30 > 0:12:31Whoa!

0:12:34 > 0:12:36Don't try that at home.

0:12:37 > 0:12:38How did you do that?!

0:12:38 > 0:12:40Finish your quiz and I'll tell you.

0:12:52 > 0:12:55THEY PLAY THREE BLIND MICE - BADLY

0:12:57 > 0:13:00I'm actually enjoying this! What we doing next?

0:13:00 > 0:13:02Nothing. I need to practise.

0:13:02 > 0:13:04Well, I could play along with my recorder!

0:13:04 > 0:13:06No, I ain't dancing to no recorder.

0:13:06 > 0:13:07You're not dancing at all!

0:13:09 > 0:13:10TURNS ON DANCE MUSIC

0:13:10 > 0:13:12Yo, sir!

0:13:13 > 0:13:14You got a marker?

0:13:17 > 0:13:19Nero! Clem! Stop what you're doing!

0:13:19 > 0:13:21Nope!

0:13:21 > 0:13:23Is the first word Andress?

0:13:23 > 0:13:25It's the third and fourth words you ain't going to like.

0:13:30 > 0:13:33- TURNS MUSIC OFF - Right, that's enough! Everybody out!

0:13:33 > 0:13:34SCHOOL BELL RINGS

0:13:34 > 0:13:36Same time tomorrow, yeah?

0:13:36 > 0:13:37I don't think so.

0:13:37 > 0:13:40Oh, go on, sir! I want to learn how to play Greensleeves.

0:13:41 > 0:13:43Sure. Same time tomorrow.

0:13:43 > 0:13:45Yay! Better than freezing out there.

0:13:51 > 0:13:53What about my dance practice?

0:13:53 > 0:13:56Auntie Liz ain't going to get no surprise dance like this!

0:13:56 > 0:14:00And, you know, what you going to do with you and the nerd group?

0:14:00 > 0:14:03They want to learn recorder. This is recorder club.

0:14:03 > 0:14:04Fine.

0:14:04 > 0:14:07If you won't get rid of them, I will.

0:14:08 > 0:14:09Nero...!

0:14:17 > 0:14:19Oh, what's up?

0:14:19 > 0:14:21Catch sight of your face?

0:14:22 > 0:14:24Guessing you ain't heard the news.

0:14:25 > 0:14:28Dexter's booked us in to play recorder in assembly.

0:14:29 > 0:14:30What?

0:14:30 > 0:14:31Yay!

0:14:34 > 0:14:37When did we become his performing chimps?

0:14:37 > 0:14:38I guess the only thing we could do now

0:14:38 > 0:14:41is not turn up to recorder club...

0:14:42 > 0:14:44Hang on! This is a wind-up, isn't it?

0:14:44 > 0:14:47You just want the music room all to yourself.

0:14:47 > 0:14:51Oi, sir! Nero says that the recorder club are playing in assembly.

0:14:51 > 0:14:52Is that true?

0:14:54 > 0:14:56In this school, nothing would surprise me.

0:14:59 > 0:15:01See? See?

0:15:05 > 0:15:07You're either very brave or very stupid.

0:15:07 > 0:15:10Johnson tells me that your recorder club are playing in assembly.

0:15:10 > 0:15:12What?

0:15:12 > 0:15:14Sounds good! We've got a slot tomorrow.

0:15:14 > 0:15:15Tomorrow?

0:15:15 > 0:15:16We'll put you in.

0:15:16 > 0:15:19And we'll talk about it at your performance review.

0:15:22 > 0:15:24Stay right there!

0:15:24 > 0:15:25Stop running!

0:15:26 > 0:15:28You should come!

0:15:28 > 0:15:29Turns out science is great!

0:15:31 > 0:15:32Check these out...

0:15:32 > 0:15:34Eli, don't!

0:15:34 > 0:15:36You shouldn't take stuff out of the science lab!

0:15:36 > 0:15:37It's cool.

0:15:37 > 0:15:41No! Somebody could die. And I won't get my hobbies badge.

0:15:41 > 0:15:42Hey, Miss!

0:15:42 > 0:15:44Eli! Owen...

0:15:44 > 0:15:46Are we off to science club, Miss?

0:15:46 > 0:15:48Oh, I'm sorry, I've got my performance review today.

0:15:48 > 0:15:50But I did bring this in for you.

0:15:50 > 0:15:53It's the book that first inspired my love of science when I was your age.

0:15:54 > 0:15:56Oh, look at this...

0:15:56 > 0:15:59Yes, I thought you might like that bit about home-made stink bombs.

0:15:59 > 0:16:01"Noxious odour."

0:16:01 > 0:16:02Cool!

0:16:02 > 0:16:04I tell you what. I'll put together a mixture

0:16:04 > 0:16:06and you can see how smelly it is tomorrow.

0:16:11 > 0:16:13What's all this about recorder club playing in assembly?

0:16:13 > 0:16:14That?

0:16:14 > 0:16:17That was just a little scam to get rid of the girls.

0:16:17 > 0:16:21Not any more. Miss Andress booked us in to play, tomorrow.

0:16:21 > 0:16:23Tomorrow?! But that's when my audition is...

0:16:23 > 0:16:25What audition?

0:16:26 > 0:16:30So I might have lied about Auntie's special dance...

0:16:30 > 0:16:32You were going to bunk off school?

0:16:32 > 0:16:34Yeah, but, this could be my big break.

0:16:34 > 0:16:35Not any more.

0:16:35 > 0:16:38If you're not there in assembly, Miss Andress will want to know why.

0:16:38 > 0:16:42The same goes for you three. Recorder club, now!

0:16:42 > 0:16:44- Oh, sir!- This is tyranny!

0:16:44 > 0:16:47Come on, guys. Recorders are well-good.

0:16:47 > 0:16:50We've just got to pull together and try and do the best we can...

0:16:52 > 0:16:55# Pull together? Tell me he's kidding, right?

0:16:55 > 0:16:57# It's these doughnuts' fault that I'm in this tight, tricky position

0:16:57 > 0:17:01# Now I'm on a mission fishing for a way I can make this audition

0:17:01 > 0:17:03# And get some practice first, have to rehearse

0:17:03 > 0:17:05# And this assembly is a curse!

0:17:05 > 0:17:07# Gotta bunk it off but a sickie won't work

0:17:07 > 0:17:10# Really kinda hard when your aunt is a nurse! I need a plan!

0:17:10 > 0:17:13# I can change the landscape! Up against Andress take a stand, mate

0:17:13 > 0:17:17# And take the ultimate result, leading a whole school-wide revolt!

0:17:17 > 0:17:19# And as a leader, brave and full of rage

0:17:19 > 0:17:21# I can't be humiliated up on that stage

0:17:21 > 0:17:23# By this embarrassing recorder show

0:17:23 > 0:17:27# It's gonna mess up my rebellious flow so, you know, I need a plan!

0:17:27 > 0:17:28# I've gotta do something!

0:17:28 > 0:17:30# Coz I've kinda made a hash of trying to run things

0:17:30 > 0:17:32# I can feel myself quaking in my shoes

0:17:32 > 0:17:34# How on earth I am gonna nail my review?

0:17:34 > 0:17:36# Anita will flip when she witnesses

0:17:36 > 0:17:38# What a mess of a show that this thing is

0:17:38 > 0:17:40# And Nunn will make sure I don't get past noon

0:17:40 > 0:17:42# Tomorrow without being the joke of the staffroom

0:17:42 > 0:17:43# I need a plan!

0:17:43 > 0:17:45- # I need a plan!- I need a plan!

0:17:45 > 0:17:47# I need a plan!

0:17:47 > 0:17:48# The perfect plan

0:17:48 > 0:17:50# Smarter than the average woman or man

0:17:50 > 0:17:52# Sharper than any tool in your box

0:17:52 > 0:17:55# Prepare for fireworks, just watch!

0:17:55 > 0:17:56# I need a plan!

0:17:56 > 0:17:59# Not there yet, but something will come to me soon, you can bet

0:17:59 > 0:18:01# And, yep, this could go right to the wire

0:18:01 > 0:18:03# But all I require is to be inspired

0:18:03 > 0:18:05# I need a plan! I need a plan!

0:18:05 > 0:18:06# I need a plan!

0:18:06 > 0:18:08# I need a plan! #

0:18:14 > 0:18:16At last! What time do you call this?

0:18:16 > 0:18:17Oh...

0:18:17 > 0:18:20Too early for you to be in school o'clock.

0:18:20 > 0:18:21Go on, beat it.

0:18:21 > 0:18:22Did no-one tell you?

0:18:22 > 0:18:25They've started early-morning detentions.

0:18:25 > 0:18:27And you Muppets are first in?

0:18:27 > 0:18:28Typical.

0:18:28 > 0:18:30Go on...

0:18:32 > 0:18:33Hey!

0:18:33 > 0:18:34Detention's that way!

0:18:34 > 0:18:36Muppet!

0:18:50 > 0:18:53This is the stuff I was telling you about.

0:18:59 > 0:19:00Oh...!

0:19:00 > 0:19:02Rancid!

0:19:03 > 0:19:06I'm going to practise, so I'll meet you in the hall.

0:19:23 > 0:19:25DANCE MUSIC STARTS

0:19:31 > 0:19:33MUSIC STOPS

0:19:34 > 0:19:36Detention.

0:19:36 > 0:19:38Out.

0:19:42 > 0:19:44SCHOOL BELL RINGS

0:19:44 > 0:19:46- Oh, my memory stick!- Too late.

0:19:46 > 0:19:48- Oh, come on, sir.- Registration!

0:19:48 > 0:19:49Now!

0:20:39 > 0:20:42Don't worry. You believe in us, don't you, sir?

0:20:42 > 0:20:43Yeah...

0:20:45 > 0:20:47Although, there is another option.

0:20:47 > 0:20:49Go on!

0:20:49 > 0:20:51I thought, instead of playing,

0:20:51 > 0:20:53maybe you could mime along to this recording

0:20:53 > 0:20:56of my university recorder club instead.

0:20:56 > 0:20:58You saying we're not...good enough?

0:20:58 > 0:21:00No! No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

0:21:01 > 0:21:03Professional musicians often mime.

0:21:03 > 0:21:05To other people's music?

0:21:06 > 0:21:08Yeah...

0:21:08 > 0:21:09I'm in!

0:21:10 > 0:21:12Great.

0:21:21 > 0:21:24- So, well, I, er... - Give me a minute, fam.

0:21:24 > 0:21:28Dexter's got the memory stick and I need that before I can go, so...

0:21:42 > 0:21:43Good morning!

0:21:43 > 0:21:45What's in the bag?

0:21:45 > 0:21:47Relax. It's just a little stink bomb.

0:21:48 > 0:21:51I'm not letting you sabotage my hobbies badge!

0:21:52 > 0:21:57Please give a warm welcome to Mr Harris and his recorder club!

0:21:57 > 0:21:59APPLAUSE

0:22:06 > 0:22:07Oh...!

0:22:09 > 0:22:10Urgh!

0:22:13 > 0:22:14FIRE ALARM BLARES

0:22:16 > 0:22:19Will you all please make your way sensibly to the exit.

0:22:19 > 0:22:20It's the drains!

0:22:20 > 0:22:22COMMOTION

0:22:28 > 0:22:30Can you at least walk, please! Walk!

0:22:35 > 0:22:36See you!

0:22:36 > 0:22:38No, wait!

0:22:38 > 0:22:40We should keep playing, like they did in Titanic.

0:22:40 > 0:22:43SHE PLAYS TERRIBLY

0:22:56 > 0:22:58- What you doing?! - We're occupying the hall.

0:22:58 > 0:23:01See how Andress likes it, locked out of her own school.

0:23:01 > 0:23:04Yeah, good luck with that. I got an audition to go to.

0:23:05 > 0:23:07Sorry, no splitters.

0:23:07 > 0:23:09Clem, I've got to go!

0:23:09 > 0:23:11So do I.

0:23:11 > 0:23:12Owen stinks.

0:23:12 > 0:23:14You stink, mate!

0:23:14 > 0:23:15And let us out!

0:23:15 > 0:23:18ALL: Out! Out! Out! Out!

0:23:20 > 0:23:22I've taken the register. All present and correct.

0:23:22 > 0:23:24Apart from the usual suspects.

0:23:24 > 0:23:25Typical.

0:23:25 > 0:23:27No doubt they set off the fire alarm

0:23:27 > 0:23:30as well as creating that appalling smell.

0:23:30 > 0:23:32Though how they knew how to make their own stink bomb, I don't know.

0:23:32 > 0:23:34No, me, neither...

0:23:36 > 0:23:37Quick!

0:23:38 > 0:23:40Tie me to the coat hooks.

0:23:40 > 0:23:41Why?

0:23:41 > 0:23:43Because, then, they can't blame me.

0:23:46 > 0:23:48I can smell smoke.

0:23:48 > 0:23:50Nice try.

0:23:50 > 0:23:51No, so can I.

0:23:51 > 0:23:54Oh, come on, there ain't really a fire. Why would there be?

0:23:54 > 0:23:58Well, I did mix the yellow chemical in with the blue stuff...

0:23:59 > 0:24:02Blue and yellow make green in art, but...

0:24:03 > 0:24:05..maybe, in chemistry, they make fire?

0:24:13 > 0:24:15Run!

0:24:15 > 0:24:16Everyone, run!

0:24:16 > 0:24:18Stop right there!

0:24:18 > 0:24:20Setting off the fire alarm?

0:24:20 > 0:24:22Do you realise how much trouble you're in?

0:24:22 > 0:24:24- Detention.- Oh, no.

0:24:24 > 0:24:26I think we're talking exclusion.

0:24:26 > 0:24:29But there is a fire, Miss!

0:24:29 > 0:24:31We totally raised the alarm

0:24:31 > 0:24:33and, you know, stayed back until everyone was out.

0:24:33 > 0:24:35We're actual heroes.

0:24:35 > 0:24:36A likely story.

0:24:38 > 0:24:39Out!

0:24:39 > 0:24:41Out!

0:24:43 > 0:24:44You're welcome...

0:24:50 > 0:24:52I cannot believe we got away with that.

0:24:52 > 0:24:55Yeah, still stuck out here in the freezing cold though, aren't we.

0:24:55 > 0:24:56Yeah, this ain't right.

0:24:56 > 0:24:58I've got to have it out with Andress.

0:24:58 > 0:25:01What? No! Stop! You're only going to make things worse!

0:25:01 > 0:25:03Again!

0:25:03 > 0:25:04Oi!

0:25:04 > 0:25:06Andress!

0:25:06 > 0:25:07PUPILS ALL GASP

0:25:07 > 0:25:09The fire alarm...

0:25:09 > 0:25:11I let it off.

0:25:11 > 0:25:13Yes, yes, well done. We've been through this.

0:25:13 > 0:25:15But...

0:25:15 > 0:25:17I didn't let it off because there were no fire.

0:25:17 > 0:25:21I let it off because I wanted to lock you out of your own school.

0:25:22 > 0:25:23Let us back in at break, Mandress.

0:25:23 > 0:25:25Absolutely not!

0:25:26 > 0:25:28Detention.

0:25:28 > 0:25:29One for cheek.

0:25:29 > 0:25:32And shall we say ten for setting off the alarm.

0:25:32 > 0:25:34That's 11 detentions.

0:25:34 > 0:25:3711. All to be completed by the end of the week.

0:25:38 > 0:25:41But there's only three days left of school. How's that going to work?

0:25:41 > 0:25:44Well, you'll have to come in at breaktime and do them.

0:25:44 > 0:25:45Oh, OK.

0:25:45 > 0:25:48Hang on? So, she gets to stay in the warm?

0:25:48 > 0:25:50Well, I helped her occupy the hall, too!

0:25:50 > 0:25:52- Yeah, so did me and Owen. - Oh, thanks!

0:25:52 > 0:25:55Very well. You'll have to come in at breaktime and do detention, too.

0:25:55 > 0:25:56Oh...

0:25:56 > 0:25:58Thanks.

0:25:58 > 0:25:59And me!

0:25:59 > 0:26:01And me!

0:26:01 > 0:26:02And me!

0:26:02 > 0:26:03And me!

0:26:03 > 0:26:04And me!

0:26:04 > 0:26:06Hang on! Hang on!

0:26:06 > 0:26:09Who here feels they've done something to deserve a detention?

0:26:10 > 0:26:12ALL: Me!

0:26:15 > 0:26:17I think you'll find I've hit my target.

0:26:21 > 0:26:22Hey!

0:26:22 > 0:26:25Guess what? I think I might just make science club this lunchtime!

0:26:25 > 0:26:26No!

0:26:26 > 0:26:28No, Dexter! Science club is...

0:26:28 > 0:26:29..cancelled.

0:26:29 > 0:26:31But why?

0:26:32 > 0:26:34It was Eli!

0:26:34 > 0:26:36The stink bombs, the fire... All of it!

0:26:37 > 0:26:40Science club is the cause. It has to stop.

0:26:40 > 0:26:41And you...

0:26:41 > 0:26:42..never help me again!

0:26:50 > 0:26:51Hang on...

0:26:57 > 0:26:59Sorry... Nero Johnson.

0:27:00 > 0:27:02Music?

0:27:02 > 0:27:03Oh, er...

0:27:11 > 0:27:12Whenever you're ready.

0:27:12 > 0:27:13OK, then. Play...

0:27:15 > 0:27:17RECORDER MUSIC

0:27:32 > 0:27:33Er...

0:27:33 > 0:27:34Next!

0:27:40 > 0:27:42- # Can't live with 'em - And you can't keep them out

0:27:42 > 0:27:44# When you're up there Rub it in your face

0:27:44 > 0:27:46- # Kick you when you're down - But when no-one understands them

0:27:46 > 0:27:48- # You know what they're on about - Always gonna be around

0:27:48 > 0:27:50# Got to find the common ground

0:27:50 > 0:27:53# If you know so much about me

0:27:53 > 0:27:55# Where do I go from here?

0:27:55 > 0:27:57# If you see him every day You can never get away

0:27:57 > 0:28:00# Only time that you're the boss 4 o'clock, 4 o'clock. #