0:00:06 > 0:00:09# Where do you go when you know nobody can understand you?
0:00:09 > 0:00:12# When it's just too much to handle?
0:00:12 > 0:00:15# What do you do when you end up somewhere you never planned to?
0:00:15 > 0:00:17# Washed out, stressed out like it was shampoo
0:00:17 > 0:00:20# You should stay It can change
0:00:20 > 0:00:22# There's good days and bad days
0:00:22 > 0:00:26# But one day down the line this time is sure to stop
0:00:26 > 0:00:30- # So the only time is now 4 O'Clock.- 4 O'Clock.- #
0:00:30 > 0:00:32# I'm just trying to tell you how I feel...
0:00:32 > 0:00:34# Maybe magic is real. #
0:00:34 > 0:00:37Someone got out the right side of the bed this morning.
0:00:37 > 0:00:41Epic week coming up, Auntie Liz. It's Nero's time to shine.
0:00:42 > 0:00:44Might be home late tonight.
0:00:44 > 0:00:47I've got a dress rehearsal.
0:00:47 > 0:00:49Sorry I can't make your show, love.
0:00:49 > 0:00:51They won't let me change my shift at work.
0:00:51 > 0:00:53Still no joy from Josh and Nathan?
0:00:53 > 0:00:55You know they'd make it if they could.
0:00:55 > 0:00:58It's chill. At least Mum and Dad are going to be there.
0:00:58 > 0:01:00Yeah, they're going to be really proud of you.
0:01:02 > 0:01:05- Anyway.- Bye, love. Oi!
0:01:15 > 0:01:17Can't you hurry up?
0:01:17 > 0:01:19This is the third one of these you've made me
0:01:19 > 0:01:20clean off this morning.
0:01:20 > 0:01:22My arm is proper botchin'.
0:01:24 > 0:01:26"Andress wears a wig". Oh, dear. Oh, dear.
0:01:28 > 0:01:30I'm sure you don't need this at your time of life.
0:01:30 > 0:01:33Have you ever thought about early retirement?
0:01:33 > 0:01:36A little less stress might help with the old alopecia.
0:01:36 > 0:01:37I do not wear a wig!
0:01:48 > 0:01:51OK, guys. Rehearsals, please. Hip Hop Harry Potter.
0:01:51 > 0:01:52Let's take it from the top.
0:02:02 > 0:02:04# OK time to get my game face on
0:02:04 > 0:02:06# And any thought of you beating me?
0:02:06 > 0:02:07# Plain wrong
0:02:07 > 0:02:10# This could last 90 days or nine minutes
0:02:10 > 0:02:12# No time limits for wizards, this is Quidditch!
0:02:12 > 0:02:14# Look for where the Golden Snitch is
0:02:14 > 0:02:17# Could be any distance or any position where the pitch is
0:02:17 > 0:02:20# And one kid is gonna hunt him down
0:02:20 > 0:02:22# Harry da P, number one seeker in ya town
0:02:22 > 0:02:24# Ten points if I throw that Quaffle through the hoop
0:02:24 > 0:02:27# Brave heart can't score if I don't shoot
0:02:27 > 0:02:29# Cos I'm flying high like a champion, yo!
0:02:29 > 0:02:32# Want summa this then come at me, bro!
0:02:32 > 0:02:36# Whoaa!
0:02:43 > 0:02:45# Yeah! See what I did there?
0:02:45 > 0:02:47# That's just me, P seeker extraordinaire
0:02:47 > 0:02:50# Voldemort might've struck my parents down
0:02:50 > 0:02:52# But if they could see me now, they'd be proud
0:02:53 > 0:02:59- # Yeah, champion! Whose the champion?- Ole, ole, ole!- #
0:03:02 > 0:03:07Good work, everyone. Nero - Daniel Radcliffe would be impressed.
0:03:07 > 0:03:08Daniel who?
0:03:08 > 0:03:12Clem, if you don't mind coming in a tiny bit quicker
0:03:12 > 0:03:14with the lighting change after the second verse.
0:03:14 > 0:03:17I don't even want to be here and you're cheeking me with criticism?
0:03:17 > 0:03:19If you didn't want to be here, why did you volunteer?
0:03:19 > 0:03:23Basically, we all signed up and she didn't want to feel left out.
0:03:23 > 0:03:28Or maybe I'm just here to see you lot dance like puppets.
0:03:28 > 0:03:29Could we focus, guys?
0:03:29 > 0:03:31Can't I be Hermione, sir?
0:03:31 > 0:03:32I'm already Hermione.
0:03:32 > 0:03:36Yeah, and who's ever heard of a boy playing a girl anyway?
0:03:36 > 0:03:39Actually, there's a tradition of gender-reversal in British theatre.
0:03:39 > 0:03:42I'll reverse your gender if you don't shut up.
0:03:43 > 0:03:46So, are we going to rehearse or not?
0:03:46 > 0:03:49Let's take it from the top.
0:03:49 > 0:03:51Mr Harris?
0:03:51 > 0:03:54Ah, Miss Andress. Have you come to see us rehearse?
0:03:58 > 0:04:00She does not look happy.
0:04:00 > 0:04:02When does she ever look happy?
0:04:02 > 0:04:05The woman's got a face like a pickled flip-flop.
0:04:06 > 0:04:08You can't do this.
0:04:08 > 0:04:11We'll be sued. Harry Potter is copyright.
0:04:11 > 0:04:12I ran it past you.
0:04:12 > 0:04:14I said we should do something like Harry Potter.
0:04:14 > 0:04:16I assumed you'd do something like Harry Potter,
0:04:16 > 0:04:18not actually Harry Potter.
0:04:18 > 0:04:20But everything's written. You can't just call it off now.
0:04:20 > 0:04:23Everyone's expecting an end-of-term show.
0:04:23 > 0:04:25I never said there won't be an end-of-term show -
0:04:25 > 0:04:26just not this one.
0:04:26 > 0:04:27But there's no time.
0:04:27 > 0:04:29You'll think of something.
0:04:37 > 0:04:40OK, guys. Slight change of plan.
0:04:40 > 0:04:42We won't be doing Hip Hop Harry Potter.
0:04:42 > 0:04:43ALL: What?
0:04:43 > 0:04:45My parents are flying over to see me in this.
0:04:45 > 0:04:47You can't axe it.
0:04:47 > 0:04:49Yeah. My dad was going to have a shave and everything.
0:04:49 > 0:04:52I never said there wouldn't be a show. Just not this one.
0:04:52 > 0:04:54But I'm the main part in this one.
0:04:54 > 0:04:56I've even been rehearsing at home.
0:04:56 > 0:04:58Just leave it with me. I'll sort something out.
0:04:58 > 0:05:00Yeah, you better had.
0:05:26 > 0:05:28- Oh! Argh!- Argh!
0:05:28 > 0:05:29Detention!
0:05:29 > 0:05:33Detention? You can't give me detention. I work here.
0:05:33 > 0:05:36No...oh, yes. That was just a joke.
0:05:36 > 0:05:39If anything I should give you detention.
0:05:39 > 0:05:41Don't be so ridiculous, I'm a teacher.
0:05:41 > 0:05:43You're vandalising the school.
0:05:43 > 0:05:45Oh, this?
0:05:45 > 0:05:49This is just a mural. Extra curricular.
0:05:49 > 0:05:53So was it you who has been doing this all term?
0:05:53 > 0:05:54You're the phantom sprayer.
0:05:54 > 0:05:58That is an absurd accusation. Why would a teacher behave like this?
0:06:00 > 0:06:03Mate, what has gone wrong in your brain?
0:06:04 > 0:06:06You used to be the head teacher.
0:06:10 > 0:06:13Please don't tell anyone. I'll lose my job.
0:06:13 > 0:06:15I'll lose my job if Andress finds out that
0:06:15 > 0:06:17I let the phantom sprayer get away.
0:06:19 > 0:06:21Or you could join me.
0:06:21 > 0:06:24Together we could work together to bring down this tyrant.
0:06:27 > 0:06:33I've always considered you to be the clever one amongst your friends.
0:06:33 > 0:06:36I have got vexing of the arm from scrubbing off all this graffiti.
0:06:36 > 0:06:39Either you tell Andress what you've been doing or I will.
0:06:44 > 0:06:45OK, one more time.
0:06:46 > 0:06:47# My name is Humpty
0:06:47 > 0:06:49# They call me the Dumpty
0:06:49 > 0:06:53# Made of egg, but I'm no numpty
0:06:53 > 0:06:58# Fell off a wall with a thumpity thump, thumpty... #
0:06:58 > 0:06:59Ergh.
0:06:59 > 0:07:01KEYBOARD JANGLES
0:07:01 > 0:07:03You're working late. Everything OK?
0:07:03 > 0:07:07Miss Andress thinks we'll get sued if we do a Harry Potter musical,
0:07:07 > 0:07:09so now I've got to come up with a new one.
0:07:09 > 0:07:11In 24 hours?
0:07:11 > 0:07:13I'm basically doomed.
0:07:13 > 0:07:16Well, good luck with it all.
0:07:16 > 0:07:17Thanks, Lizzie.
0:07:20 > 0:07:23What if you didn't have to write a whole new one?
0:07:23 > 0:07:25Just change some of the details.
0:07:25 > 0:07:27What do you mean?
0:07:27 > 0:07:30A few variations and you could have something entirely different.
0:07:30 > 0:07:33Like when you introduce oxygen to two hydrogen atoms to make water.
0:07:35 > 0:07:39Or if you introduce Caesium to... No, OK, forget it.
0:07:39 > 0:07:41I'll help you go through it all.
0:07:53 > 0:07:56He's had to write a whole new show overnight.
0:07:56 > 0:07:58How rubbish is that going to be?
0:07:58 > 0:08:01Hang on. We don't even know if he's botched it.
0:08:01 > 0:08:03(Crawler.)
0:08:03 > 0:08:04Oh, yeah?
0:08:04 > 0:08:07Says the one that didn't want to be here, but couldn't wait to sign up.
0:08:09 > 0:08:12Great news, everyone. It's not a whole new show,
0:08:12 > 0:08:15just a few subtle differences.
0:08:15 > 0:08:18Nero, instead of Harry Potter you're going to be Henry Porter.
0:08:18 > 0:08:19Who?
0:08:21 > 0:08:23What's Tiddilybooboo?
0:08:23 > 0:08:27That's what we're going to be playing instead of Quidditch.
0:08:27 > 0:08:29What's happened to the broomsticks, sorry?
0:08:29 > 0:08:32They're now flying vacuum cleaners.
0:08:32 > 0:08:34When Henry gets knocked off it, it's not because of a jinx,
0:08:34 > 0:08:37it's because of an app on Professor Snoot's phone.
0:08:37 > 0:08:41So, you all go to Hogleg's School Of Advanced Quantum Engineering.
0:08:41 > 0:08:44Owen, you're Reg. Eleesha, you're Harmony.
0:08:45 > 0:08:50I think I speak for us all when I say - what?!
0:08:50 > 0:08:52Is this some sort of weird joke, sir?
0:08:52 > 0:08:54It is either this or nothing.
0:08:54 > 0:08:56I vote for nothing.
0:08:56 > 0:08:57ALL: Yeah.
0:08:57 > 0:08:59STUDENTS GRUMBLE
0:08:59 > 0:09:03Hang on. Are we seriously going to bin everything we've worked on?
0:09:03 > 0:09:05This isn't what we've worked on.
0:09:05 > 0:09:08Fine, you let your parents down, that's your issue.
0:09:14 > 0:09:17Great. Let's take it from scene four, the Sorting Hat -
0:09:17 > 0:09:19sorry, the Deciding Computer.
0:09:23 > 0:09:28A resignation letter. I wasn't expecting this.
0:09:28 > 0:09:30Why now?
0:09:30 > 0:09:33Well, you said it yourself, Anita.
0:09:33 > 0:09:36Not being head is a waste of my talents.
0:09:36 > 0:09:40I don't believe I said those exact words. Or any of them.
0:09:40 > 0:09:42So where is this job?
0:09:42 > 0:09:49It's a big, modern establishment that will utilise my skills.
0:09:50 > 0:09:52My interview's this afternoon.
0:09:52 > 0:09:56Then I wish you the best of luck and I accept your resignation, Crispin.
0:09:57 > 0:09:58Thank you.
0:10:12 > 0:10:14I can't see where I am going.
0:10:14 > 0:10:16CLATTERING
0:10:26 > 0:10:27# Welcome, welcome one and all
0:10:27 > 0:10:29# To the lab, Hogleg's Great Hall!
0:10:29 > 0:10:33# Now allow me to introduce you to the Logitastic Deciding Computer
0:10:33 > 0:10:36# It's so darn futuristic If you blink then you've missed it
0:10:36 > 0:10:39# It's gonna sort us all to go Into one of four bungalows! #
0:10:39 > 0:10:43Put on your hats. Your hats. Put your helmet back on.
0:10:43 > 0:10:45# I'll take Griffotron all day long
0:10:45 > 0:10:47# If Dad was here, that's what he'd want!
0:10:47 > 0:10:49# Well, if you're lucky, you could be there soon
0:10:49 > 0:10:50# And learn how to wield a techno spoon
0:10:50 > 0:10:52# It's like a wand you can make apps with
0:10:52 > 0:10:54- # And futurise your whole life! - That's sick!
0:10:54 > 0:10:56- # Lost in space? - They could show you the right way
0:10:56 > 0:10:58# And tell you the weather in Neptune on Friday
0:10:58 > 0:11:00# I'd like to get that wand
0:11:00 > 0:11:02# Put right all the things that went wrong
0:11:02 > 0:11:03# Find out who really built Stonehenge
0:11:03 > 0:11:05# Find Lord Supermort, get revenge
0:11:05 > 0:11:07# Well, there's an app for that, so might I suggest
0:11:07 > 0:11:08# You log on Hoglegs's wi-fi
0:11:08 > 0:11:10# Guys hold on to your bionic trousers
0:11:10 > 0:11:13# The computer's deciding our houses!
0:11:13 > 0:11:15- (Reg.)- Reg!
0:11:15 > 0:11:19- (Griffotron.)- Griffotron. - (Jake.)- Jake. Jake!
0:11:21 > 0:11:26- # I sell 35,000...- (Harmony.) - (What?)- (Harmony.)- Harmony.
0:11:26 > 0:11:30- (Griffotron.)- Griffotron. - What?- (Henry.)- Henry.
0:11:30 > 0:11:32- (Griffotron.)- Griffotron.
0:11:35 > 0:11:36Where are you going?
0:11:36 > 0:11:37Just realised what this scene's about,
0:11:37 > 0:11:39and I don't want anything to do with it.
0:11:39 > 0:11:41Cheers very much.
0:11:41 > 0:11:43It's just about a magic sorting hat.
0:11:43 > 0:11:44Deciding Computer.
0:11:44 > 0:11:46AKA streaming.
0:11:46 > 0:11:48What's streaming?
0:11:48 > 0:11:51When they label kids as soon as they set foot in school.
0:11:51 > 0:11:57Like - you're a nerd, you're a bad kid, and you're an idiot.
0:11:58 > 0:12:01But you can't quit, Clem. We've got four hours till showtime.
0:12:01 > 0:12:04Yeah, I can. This is me quitting now.
0:12:04 > 0:12:06Watch me as I quit my way out of the hall.
0:12:06 > 0:12:10Quittity, quit, quit. Laters, sheep!
0:12:10 > 0:12:11Baa.
0:12:11 > 0:12:12Clem!
0:12:12 > 0:12:13I'll get her.
0:12:13 > 0:12:16- PHONE RINGS - Nero, no phones in rehearsals!
0:12:16 > 0:12:18Ah, it's my mum.
0:12:18 > 0:12:19I don't care, turn it off.
0:12:19 > 0:12:21Yeah, yeah. Whatever.
0:12:21 > 0:12:23Yo, Mum. Have you landed yet?
0:12:25 > 0:12:27Yeah, yeah, I know.
0:12:27 > 0:12:32We're about to have our run-through any second now, yeah.
0:12:32 > 0:12:34What?
0:12:36 > 0:12:40But Mum, you promised. I haven't seen you and Dad in months.
0:12:41 > 0:12:43But I've been rehearsing for weeks.
0:12:47 > 0:12:50OK. I love you too, Mum.
0:12:56 > 0:12:58Quit as well, did you?
0:13:01 > 0:13:02I have now.
0:13:07 > 0:13:08Where you going?
0:13:10 > 0:13:15Five minutes ago you were all "I'm the one-man Nero Johnson show".
0:13:15 > 0:13:16What made you see the light?
0:13:16 > 0:13:18I'm going to see my parents.
0:13:18 > 0:13:20- Thought they were coming to the concert.- Nah.
0:13:20 > 0:13:23Apparently I'm not important enough for them to get on a plane.
0:13:23 > 0:13:24What, so they're still...
0:13:24 > 0:13:26..in Kuwait. Yeah.
0:13:26 > 0:13:28That's like halfway round the world, you lobster pot.
0:13:28 > 0:13:31So I'll stow away on the wheel of a plane or something.
0:13:31 > 0:13:33I saw a documentary where someone did that.
0:13:33 > 0:13:37Yeah, didn't he, I don't know, totally freeze to death!?
0:13:37 > 0:13:40Why is it that when someone stands up for something proper important
0:13:40 > 0:13:42you totally bottle it?
0:13:42 > 0:13:44What's that supposed to mean?
0:13:44 > 0:13:45You're all mouth.
0:13:45 > 0:13:50Wait up! Oi. Nero!
0:13:53 > 0:13:56It's going to work. Parts of it are fine.
0:13:56 > 0:13:59The most important thing is, we have something that resembles a show.
0:13:59 > 0:14:02And the rest of it resembling a head-on fish collision.
0:14:02 > 0:14:04What about Nero?
0:14:04 > 0:14:06I'll get him. Nero!
0:14:06 > 0:14:08Well, that's a whole new low.
0:14:08 > 0:14:11You're only jealous because you're hardly in it.
0:14:11 > 0:14:13Why would I be jealous?
0:14:13 > 0:14:16I'm everybody's favourite Harry Potter character - the killer robot.
0:14:16 > 0:14:18Nero's gone. He's vanished.
0:14:18 > 0:14:21Maybe he's wearing an invisibility cloak?
0:14:21 > 0:14:23Hey, how's it all going?
0:14:23 > 0:14:27Yeah, yeah. Good, good. Just, erm, you know, ironing out the kinks.
0:14:27 > 0:14:30Ha, kinks? We just lost our main actor.
0:14:30 > 0:14:32I know we just lost our main actor!
0:14:34 > 0:14:36Most likely he's sulking somewhere
0:14:36 > 0:14:38because I swapped his owl for a Furby.
0:14:38 > 0:14:39Probably just trying to punish me.
0:14:39 > 0:14:43I dunno, sir. He disappeared right after that call from his mum.
0:14:43 > 0:14:45What if his parents aren't coming to the show?
0:14:45 > 0:14:46They wouldn't do that.
0:14:46 > 0:14:48They are pretty rubbish.
0:14:49 > 0:14:53Why do they always let him down? Owen, Eli, Lizzie - come with me.
0:14:53 > 0:14:55We need to search the school.
0:14:57 > 0:15:00The rest of you, I don't know, just rehearse something.
0:15:02 > 0:15:04Not what I expected Kuwait to look like.
0:15:04 > 0:15:07This is as far as we could get with the money I had.
0:15:07 > 0:15:10I weren't exactly planning on doing this.
0:15:10 > 0:15:14And that's why it's stupid and chancy. We should go back.
0:15:14 > 0:15:16You scared or something?
0:15:16 > 0:15:20No. It's just, I dunno, couldn't you...phone them?
0:15:20 > 0:15:23I want to look them in the eye and ask them why I'm so unimportant.
0:15:23 > 0:15:25You can go back if you want.
0:15:25 > 0:15:28Nah, someone needs to keep an eye on you.
0:15:28 > 0:15:30Last thing I want is you being stiffed
0:15:30 > 0:15:33and I end up being haunted by your whingeing ghost.
0:15:54 > 0:15:56Might be something over there.
0:15:56 > 0:15:58Let's head inside and figure out our next step.
0:15:58 > 0:16:00Have you completely minced your ham?
0:16:10 > 0:16:12Maybe they'll have some maps we can check out.
0:16:12 > 0:16:14Work out our next step.
0:16:16 > 0:16:19Sir! We're just...
0:16:19 > 0:16:20..on a field trip.
0:16:21 > 0:16:23Field trip, my thumb.
0:16:23 > 0:16:25I know that you're both involved in that school concert.
0:16:25 > 0:16:27So why aren't you there?
0:16:28 > 0:16:30Did you come here on your own?
0:16:30 > 0:16:35Nah. Santa Claus dropped us off in his magic flying saucer.
0:16:35 > 0:16:39I cannot believe the two of you have been so reckless.
0:16:39 > 0:16:42Well, you'll just have to stay here until I've had my interview
0:16:42 > 0:16:43and then I'll take you back myself.
0:16:43 > 0:16:45An interview? For what? A job?
0:16:47 > 0:16:51You're leaving Elmsmere? Get out!
0:16:51 > 0:16:53You're practically married to that place.
0:16:53 > 0:16:55I'm seeking a new challenge.
0:16:55 > 0:16:56BOTH: Ohhh!
0:16:56 > 0:16:59Are you here for the job in the coffee shop?
0:17:02 > 0:17:04Yes. Crispin Bell.
0:17:04 > 0:17:07Carl Weathers, general manager. Shall we?
0:17:07 > 0:17:09You two stay right here.
0:17:09 > 0:17:10You know these two?
0:17:10 > 0:17:13Yes, I do, unfortunately. They're...
0:17:13 > 0:17:17...his kids. I'm Flossie and he's Zeke.
0:17:18 > 0:17:20Good luck with the interview, Dad.
0:17:23 > 0:17:25Adorable little...rascals, aren't they?
0:17:28 > 0:17:30Don't move. Don't speak to anyone.
0:17:30 > 0:17:33Don't even think about making eye contact with anyone.
0:17:34 > 0:17:38- Excuse me, would you mind keeping an eye on those for me, please?- Yes.
0:17:47 > 0:17:49Harris?
0:17:49 > 0:17:51Yeah, like I want to talk to him.
0:18:00 > 0:18:01Anything?
0:18:01 > 0:18:04I've looked everywhere. Well, not literally everywhere, obviously.
0:18:04 > 0:18:07- That would take an infinite amount of time.- He's not answering his phone.
0:18:07 > 0:18:09He's not in the boiler room, toilets,
0:18:09 > 0:18:10or the cleaning products store room.
0:18:10 > 0:18:13He's not in the playground or on any of the playing fields.
0:18:13 > 0:18:14Or any of the bins.
0:18:14 > 0:18:16Process of elimination - he's left school.
0:18:16 > 0:18:18OK, fine then!
0:18:18 > 0:18:19Where are you going?
0:18:19 > 0:18:21- To find Nero. - Sir, what about the show?
0:18:21 > 0:18:23Tell Miss Andress we had to cancel.
0:18:23 > 0:18:26I wouldn't want to be wearing his size nines when Andress finds out.
0:18:31 > 0:18:33Aww! Great!
0:18:33 > 0:18:35MOBILE PHONE BEEPS
0:18:35 > 0:18:36Hello?
0:18:36 > 0:18:41Dex! No, no, just a tiny bit of car trouble.
0:18:42 > 0:18:44Nero's done what??
0:18:47 > 0:18:49J Carter, king of the universe.
0:18:49 > 0:18:52Bruv, you've not had a text or anything from Nero have you?
0:18:52 > 0:18:54No. Should I have?
0:18:54 > 0:18:56Dexter thinks he's done a runner.
0:18:56 > 0:18:57Why would he do that?
0:18:57 > 0:18:58Why do you think?
0:18:58 > 0:19:00Aunt Bebe.
0:19:00 > 0:19:04"If there's ever an award for most unreliable mother she'd ace it."
0:19:04 > 0:19:05Dexter's out looking for him now.
0:19:05 > 0:19:08No worries, bruv. I'll get my best people on the case.
0:19:13 > 0:19:14MOBILE RINGS
0:19:14 > 0:19:18Joshua! You do still love me, then.
0:19:19 > 0:19:22What? No way...
0:19:22 > 0:19:24Yeah, I'll get right on it.
0:19:26 > 0:19:27Err, waitress?
0:19:27 > 0:19:29- What do you want? - It's an emergency.
0:19:29 > 0:19:33Let me guess. There's a world monkey shortage?
0:19:33 > 0:19:35Well, yeah. But even more important than that.
0:19:35 > 0:19:37So come on. And bring those chips.
0:19:39 > 0:19:42Who cut your hair? Seriously, or did you do it yourself, blindfolded?
0:19:42 > 0:19:44Or did your cat do it? It's like 40 different lengths
0:19:44 > 0:19:46and it looks like a flipping scarecrow
0:19:46 > 0:19:48that's been dragged along by a busted tractor.
0:19:48 > 0:19:49Zoe-Marie.
0:19:49 > 0:19:50We need you.
0:19:51 > 0:19:54What? We've still got to do it? Why?
0:19:54 > 0:19:57I can't inform Miss Andress the show is cancelled.
0:19:57 > 0:20:00Dexter will get into too much trouble.
0:20:00 > 0:20:03We can still make it work. Think of everything
0:20:03 > 0:20:05Mr Harris has done for you.
0:20:05 > 0:20:07He did let me play his piano with my feet.
0:20:09 > 0:20:10I suppose he is all right
0:20:10 > 0:20:12ALL: OK, he's all right, he's not that bad.
0:20:12 > 0:20:14Hang on, one issue.
0:20:14 > 0:20:16Without Nero we don't have a main actor.
0:20:16 > 0:20:17Don't we?
0:20:19 > 0:20:22Josh Carter's little cousin? That's what we're doing?
0:20:22 > 0:20:23He's all alone out there somewhere.
0:20:23 > 0:20:25Ash told me we had free tickets to a theme park.
0:20:25 > 0:20:28We knew you wouldn't have helped us look otherwise.
0:20:28 > 0:20:29Well, he's not in there.
0:20:29 > 0:20:32Have you gone in there to get yourself more chips?
0:20:32 > 0:20:34You can't organise a search party on an empty stomach.
0:20:45 > 0:20:47Bell told us to stay here.
0:20:48 > 0:20:52Since when did you start doing what teachers told you?
0:20:52 > 0:20:54Stay and do that if you want. I'm going.
0:20:57 > 0:20:59Ergh!
0:21:03 > 0:21:04What are you doing?
0:21:04 > 0:21:06People always drop money out of their pockets
0:21:06 > 0:21:08in these sort of places.
0:21:08 > 0:21:10Maybe we can scrounge enough for a train to the coast.
0:21:10 > 0:21:14Nero, think about this. This is desperate.
0:21:14 > 0:21:17It's so unsafe, you obviously ain't thinking straight.
0:21:23 > 0:21:27Now we're skulking around bins like a couple of dirty toilet rats.
0:21:33 > 0:21:35OK, come. OK, let's go.
0:21:35 > 0:21:37Unbelievable.
0:21:38 > 0:21:39Let go.
0:21:39 > 0:21:41Have you any idea how dangerous running away like this is?
0:21:41 > 0:21:43How could you be so reckless?
0:21:43 > 0:21:45They said they would come and see me in the show.
0:21:45 > 0:21:47They let me down - again.
0:21:47 > 0:21:50I don't care if your parents let you down a trillion times,
0:21:50 > 0:21:52you don't just disappear without telling someone.
0:21:52 > 0:21:54Do you have any idea how worried we all were?
0:21:54 > 0:21:57Did you walk out on the school concert just to come and find me?
0:21:57 > 0:22:01I want you to promise me that you will never, ever do this again.
0:22:01 > 0:22:02Promise me!
0:22:04 > 0:22:07All right, all right. I promise.
0:22:07 > 0:22:09How did you even find us anyway?
0:22:09 > 0:22:11I called him.
0:22:11 > 0:22:13I can't be responsible for you miscreants
0:22:13 > 0:22:14running around the streets, can I?
0:22:14 > 0:22:19Dad! How did the interview go?
0:22:19 > 0:22:21I better call Nathan and tell him that I found you.
0:22:21 > 0:22:24Nathan knows? Wow, great.
0:22:24 > 0:22:26Now he's going to tell Auntie Liz,
0:22:26 > 0:22:28and I'll be grounded till I'm like 65.
0:22:28 > 0:22:29Good. You deserve it.
0:22:30 > 0:22:33Dex. You found him?
0:22:33 > 0:22:35- Nathan? - What you doing here?
0:22:35 > 0:22:36We were on our way to your concert.
0:22:36 > 0:22:38And then the dungheap carked it.
0:22:38 > 0:22:39It was supposed to be a surprise.
0:22:39 > 0:22:41We were worried about you, cuz.
0:22:43 > 0:22:45Dex. You really blew off that show for me?
0:22:47 > 0:22:52Andress, wow, she'll do her stack. We better get back there.
0:22:52 > 0:22:54Save your hide.
0:22:54 > 0:22:55Come on. There's still time.
0:23:05 > 0:23:08AUDIENCE BOO
0:23:08 > 0:23:11Well, that was a disaster.
0:23:11 > 0:23:13It's you that wrecked the set.
0:23:13 > 0:23:15You were the one who tripped.
0:23:15 > 0:23:17Look, you try riding a vacuum cleaner
0:23:17 > 0:23:20while reading your script at the same time.
0:23:20 > 0:23:23At least we tried our best. They can't fault us in that,
0:23:23 > 0:23:24can they?
0:23:30 > 0:23:32Actually, let's go out the back way.
0:23:33 > 0:23:36Where is Mr Harris? I need to speak to him - now!
0:23:36 > 0:23:39He went to look for me.
0:23:39 > 0:23:40I thought we'd lost you.
0:23:40 > 0:23:42Are you all right?
0:23:42 > 0:23:44Yeah, I'm crisp, man. Never felt better.
0:23:47 > 0:23:48I did a runner, all right?
0:23:48 > 0:23:50In all my years of teaching,
0:23:50 > 0:23:54I've never encountered such a troublesome, wretched student.
0:23:54 > 0:23:56And in all my years I've never met a teacher who cared
0:23:56 > 0:23:59less about her pupils.
0:23:59 > 0:24:01Don't you ever, ever...
0:24:04 > 0:24:06Thank you for finding him.
0:24:06 > 0:24:09Is this true, Crispin? What were you doing out of school?
0:24:09 > 0:24:14I had a job interview. I'm going into catering and hospitality.
0:24:14 > 0:24:16That is, working in a cafe.
0:24:17 > 0:24:22Well, we can't have that. You belong here, at Elmsmere.
0:24:22 > 0:24:24Isn't that right, Anita?
0:24:24 > 0:24:29Yes, of course. Absolutely.
0:24:29 > 0:24:31Oh, my flipping nutloaf! He's here.
0:24:31 > 0:24:32Are you telling me
0:24:32 > 0:24:34I've been pounding the streets for hours for no reason?
0:24:34 > 0:24:37My feet are literally about to shrivel up and drop off.
0:24:37 > 0:24:38So you guys were looking for me too?
0:24:38 > 0:24:40We've been to every chip shop in town.
0:24:40 > 0:24:42Can I recommend Kebab-A-Licious.
0:24:44 > 0:24:47So are we going to get this show started or not?
0:24:47 > 0:24:49We've already done it.
0:24:49 > 0:24:50And it was rubbish.
0:24:50 > 0:24:53Since when did we let a little thing like that stop us, huh?
0:24:55 > 0:24:57Come on, then...
0:24:57 > 0:24:58ALL: Yeah!
0:25:05 > 0:25:07Thanks for holding the fort.
0:25:07 > 0:25:09It was the least I could do. Well, not the very least -
0:25:09 > 0:25:10that would be nothing.
0:25:10 > 0:25:12I get it.
0:25:24 > 0:25:26APPLAUSE AND CHEERS
0:25:26 > 0:25:27# So we celebrate with a song
0:25:27 > 0:25:30# Typically it's another victory for Griffotron
0:25:30 > 0:25:32# The House Cup is back where it belongs
0:25:32 > 0:25:35# And now I feel like I can right a few wrongs
0:25:35 > 0:25:38# Still, Professor Snipe can give me the evil eye
0:25:38 > 0:25:41# But I'm like - I never felt better in my life!
0:25:41 > 0:25:43# There was a time when I felt so alone
0:25:43 > 0:25:46# No friends, Mum and Dad in another time zone
0:25:46 > 0:25:48# So alone that I even gave myself the double bluff
0:25:48 > 0:25:51# Convinced my own brain that going solo was enough
0:25:51 > 0:25:54# Sometimes I wished that I could wave a wand and disappear
0:25:54 > 0:25:56# Wear an invisibility cloak and be outta here
0:25:56 > 0:25:59# Cast a force field spell so nothing else could hurt me
0:25:59 > 0:26:02# Tell myself that no-one in this world deserves me
0:26:02 > 0:26:05# But now it's all coming back home
0:26:05 > 0:26:08# In reality I was never really alone
0:26:08 > 0:26:11# I'm just trying to tell you how I feel
0:26:11 > 0:26:13# Maybe magic is real
0:26:13 > 0:26:19# Cos you appeared right here and now I know I'm never alone
0:26:19 > 0:26:21# I'm just tryina tell you how I feel
0:26:21 > 0:26:24# Maybe magic is real
0:26:24 > 0:26:29# Cos you appeared right here and now I know I'm never alone
0:26:29 > 0:26:31# Look around, cuz, everybody's here for you
0:26:31 > 0:26:34# Even if you rapped better than us we would cheer for you
0:26:34 > 0:26:36# When their gone it's your real friends you miss
0:26:36 > 0:26:39# I really should've had a kebab with those chips
0:26:39 > 0:26:42# And we'll never leave your side, we'll look out for ya
0:26:42 > 0:26:45# That's a word to the wise - Scout's Honour!
0:26:45 > 0:26:48# Friendship kinda rules? That's fact
0:26:48 > 0:26:50# Yeah, I suppose he isn't that bad
0:26:50 > 0:26:52# When you bond atoms you create great features
0:26:52 > 0:26:56# Solidarity for all! Except teachers
0:26:56 > 0:26:58# Cos together we're strong and it's great!
0:26:58 > 0:27:00# I still can't believe I work in this place
0:27:00 > 0:27:04# I'm just trying to tell you how I feel
0:27:04 > 0:27:06# Maybe magic is real
0:27:06 > 0:27:12# Cos you appeared right here and now I know I'm never alone
0:27:12 > 0:27:15# I'm just trying to tell you how I feel
0:27:15 > 0:27:17# Maybe magic is real
0:27:17 > 0:27:23# Cos you appeared right here and now I know I'm never alone
0:27:23 > 0:27:25# Magic is real
0:27:25 > 0:27:32# I'm never alone, I'm never alone, never alone
0:27:32 > 0:27:38# I'm never alone, never alone, I'm never alone, I'm never alone
0:27:38 > 0:27:42# I said I'll never be alone I said I'll never be alone
0:27:42 > 0:27:44# Yes, yes. #
0:27:44 > 0:27:47APPLAUSE
0:27:52 > 0:27:53# Can't live with 'em
0:27:53 > 0:27:55# And you can't kick 'em out
0:27:55 > 0:27:56# When they're up they rub it in your face
0:27:56 > 0:27:57# Kick you when you're down
0:27:57 > 0:27:58# But what no-one understands them
0:27:58 > 0:28:00# You know what they're on about
0:28:00 > 0:28:01# Always gonna be around
0:28:01 > 0:28:02# Gotta find a common ground
0:28:02 > 0:28:05# If you know so much about me
0:28:05 > 0:28:07# Where do I go from here?
0:28:07 > 0:28:09# If you see 'em every day
0:28:09 > 0:28:10# You can never get away
0:28:10 > 0:28:12# Only time that you're the boss? 4 o'clock. #