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0:00:06 > 0:00:09# Where do you go when you know nobody can understand you?

0:00:09 > 0:00:12# When it's just too much to handle

0:00:12 > 0:00:15# What do you do when you went out somewhere you never planned to?

0:00:15 > 0:00:17# Washed out, stressed out like it was shampoo

0:00:17 > 0:00:19# You should stay

0:00:19 > 0:00:20# It can change

0:00:20 > 0:00:23# There's good days and bad days

0:00:23 > 0:00:26# But one day down the line this time is sure to stop

0:00:26 > 0:00:29# So The only time is now, four o'clock. #

0:00:35 > 0:00:38This is nice.

0:00:38 > 0:00:39Yeah, it's for my mum and dad.

0:00:39 > 0:00:42I'm going to give it them when they get here.

0:00:48 > 0:00:52HE RAPS: # Yep, today is the day, my mum and dad come and take me away

0:00:52 > 0:00:54# Maybe on a plane to a whole new domain

0:00:54 > 0:00:56# Where it never rains, we could be a family again

0:00:56 > 0:00:58# Be really cool, leave outta school

0:00:58 > 0:01:00# Me spitting bars over beats by the pool

0:01:00 > 0:01:03# Inflatable seats, nibble on a few sweets

0:01:03 > 0:01:05# Switching on movies, sippin' on smoothies

0:01:05 > 0:01:09# Life'd be remarkable, Dad in the back yard firing up the barbecue

0:01:09 > 0:01:11# Mum prepares a party to celebrate the house warming

0:01:11 > 0:01:13# Everything running so smooth and without storming

0:01:13 > 0:01:15# Rows, fights about who's right

0:01:15 > 0:01:17# Just the good life from morning to moonlight

0:01:17 > 0:01:19# Aye, get me on that flight

0:01:19 > 0:01:21# We'll have moved in by the end of tonight

0:01:21 > 0:01:23# Knock on that door and I'll follow you out

0:01:23 > 0:01:24# Bye-bye, Elmsmere, see you around

0:01:24 > 0:01:27# Cos everything will change from today, I know

0:01:27 > 0:01:29# Aunt Liz won't get it, though, she'll just go...

0:01:29 > 0:01:35# Baby, don't get your hopes up too high

0:01:35 > 0:01:38# We both know they love you, but life?

0:01:38 > 0:01:41# It's complicated sometimes

0:01:42 > 0:01:46# So don't get your hopes too high. #

0:01:48 > 0:01:49DOOR BUZZES

0:01:49 > 0:01:51That's them now!

0:01:53 > 0:01:54I'm coming.

0:01:56 > 0:02:00- How did you get in here? - Dexter's spare key.

0:02:00 > 0:02:02Any chance of using your washing machine? Ours is broken.

0:02:02 > 0:02:05- No, it isn't.- Well, there's water all over the floor.

0:02:05 > 0:02:07You're kidding? I've got no clean trousers!

0:02:07 > 0:02:09PHONE RINGS

0:02:09 > 0:02:10Can I...?

0:02:13 > 0:02:17Oh, hello, Bebe! Yeah, he's on his way down.

0:02:18 > 0:02:20Oh, you're joking!

0:02:35 > 0:02:38Unbelievable! What do they think they're doing to that boy?

0:02:38 > 0:02:40He hasn't seen them in months.

0:02:40 > 0:02:46Oh, but never mind, because they're sending him a bike as a surprise.

0:02:46 > 0:02:49Honestly, I think they're trying to buy his love or something.

0:02:50 > 0:02:55- Oh, Nero... I-I didn't mean... - What? That I've been bought off?

0:02:55 > 0:02:58I'm glad they didn't come. A bike's way better than parents!

0:03:03 > 0:03:04Here's the problem.

0:03:04 > 0:03:06Someone left a load of change in their pocket

0:03:06 > 0:03:08before putting it in the wash.

0:03:10 > 0:03:12What did I miss?

0:03:16 > 0:03:17I think they look fine.

0:03:17 > 0:03:21They're not fine. How is this fine?

0:03:21 > 0:03:24Instead of complaining, maybe you should be thanking me

0:03:24 > 0:03:26for lending you my trousers.

0:03:26 > 0:03:31Which I wouldn't need if you hadn't broken my washing machine!

0:03:31 > 0:03:34Have you got the money for this week's staff lottery ticket?

0:03:34 > 0:03:38I'm afraid I won't be paying into the lottery. I'm dropping out.

0:03:38 > 0:03:41- Gambling is a mug's game. - But that leaves me short. I need...

0:03:41 > 0:03:43Dexter, come on.

0:03:43 > 0:03:46You don't have to pretend to me that you've actually bought the ticket.

0:03:46 > 0:03:48But I have. It's here, see?

0:03:50 > 0:03:52Oh, by the way...

0:03:52 > 0:03:55I saved your book from when it fell in the bath.

0:03:55 > 0:03:57- What book?- This book.

0:03:57 > 0:04:00Oh, I was going to lend that to Lizzie!

0:04:00 > 0:04:03You still can. I dried it on the radiator...

0:04:03 > 0:04:04with my socks.

0:04:10 > 0:04:13- That's a good look for you. - Thanks, Nero(!)

0:04:13 > 0:04:16By the way, have you got that bike lock?

0:04:16 > 0:04:17Um, yeah, hang on.

0:04:17 > 0:04:19Er...

0:04:19 > 0:04:22- The combination's 1812.- Thanks.

0:04:22 > 0:04:25I knew you'd be good for something one day.

0:04:32 > 0:04:36Oh, what a heap of junk! Where did you dig that up?

0:04:36 > 0:04:37I didn't dig it up.

0:04:37 > 0:04:40What, you mean it dug itself up?

0:04:40 > 0:04:43It's a zombie bike from beyond the scrapyard!

0:04:43 > 0:04:47I haven't got a bike, all right? This is the best I could borrow.

0:04:47 > 0:04:51You've not borrowed it. It's borrowed you. Oooooh!

0:04:51 > 0:04:53What? That doesn't even make any sense.

0:04:55 > 0:04:57Don't cut the corner! Look out!

0:04:57 > 0:04:59Aargh!

0:05:01 > 0:05:03- Don't grab my steering wheel! - I didn't.

0:05:05 > 0:05:09Well...if you'd learn to drive properly, I wouldn't have to.

0:05:09 > 0:05:10Everything OK in there?

0:05:10 > 0:05:13Hardly, I've just averted a major accident.

0:05:15 > 0:05:17Oh, is that the book I wanted to borrow?

0:05:17 > 0:05:18Um...

0:05:18 > 0:05:21it went in his bath water.

0:05:21 > 0:05:22I'm fastidiously clean.

0:05:24 > 0:05:26Lovely. Thanks.

0:05:31 > 0:05:32What you doing?

0:05:32 > 0:05:35Exercising my right to skid on a public highway.

0:05:35 > 0:05:37You got a problem with that?

0:05:37 > 0:05:39Skid where you like.

0:05:39 > 0:05:41Are you doing Bike Smart?

0:05:41 > 0:05:44You going to let some fishcake tell you how to ride your own bike?

0:05:44 > 0:05:48Maybe I'm doing it to show everyone how you really ride a bike.

0:05:48 > 0:05:50Yeah, right, I believe you(!)

0:05:50 > 0:05:52For real. I'm on point.

0:05:52 > 0:05:54Put that down and I'll show you.

0:05:54 > 0:05:56Come on then, brag-a-muffin.

0:06:13 > 0:06:15Was that a bit embarrassing?

0:06:15 > 0:06:18Yes. I thought that's what you were going for.

0:06:18 > 0:06:21- Why would I be going for...? - Watch out!

0:06:21 > 0:06:22TYRES SCREECH

0:06:26 > 0:06:29My bike! You've totally kinked my bike!

0:06:32 > 0:06:34Because Mr Bell grabbed my steering wheel.

0:06:34 > 0:06:37Because Johnson rode out in front of us. I saved your life!

0:06:37 > 0:06:39You shouldn't have left it lying there on the floor.

0:06:39 > 0:06:43- You told me to put it there! Give me your bike!- What?

0:06:43 > 0:06:45It was your fault. You owe me a bike.

0:06:45 > 0:06:47Well, it wasn't completely Nero's...

0:06:47 > 0:06:50Then you get me a new bike. Or you!

0:06:50 > 0:06:51Mustn't be late!

0:06:51 > 0:06:53One of yous owes me a new bike!

0:06:55 > 0:06:58So why can't you ride a bike then?

0:06:58 > 0:07:00Easy, I just keep falling off.

0:07:00 > 0:07:05My dad signed me up for Bike Smart. He thinks I'm a bike-y genius.

0:07:05 > 0:07:09- How come?- Well, maybe cos I take my bike out for long walks,

0:07:09 > 0:07:13- so he thinks I'm riding it. - How long's this been going on for?

0:07:13 > 0:07:14About eight years.

0:07:14 > 0:07:17But, now, if I don't get my certificate,

0:07:17 > 0:07:19he'll know I've been lying.

0:07:19 > 0:07:23Well, maybe I could teach you to ride.

0:07:37 > 0:07:41These aren't my trousers. They're Mr Bell's trousers.

0:07:41 > 0:07:42He wet mine.

0:07:43 > 0:07:47I understand you crushed a bicycle in the car park this morning.

0:07:47 > 0:07:50There was some crushing, yes, but...

0:07:50 > 0:07:52Must I remind you, while on school premises,

0:07:52 > 0:07:54student safety is our responsibility?

0:07:54 > 0:07:57No. I am responsible. Very responsible.

0:07:57 > 0:07:59Bet you forgot to buy our lottery ticket, though, eh?

0:07:59 > 0:08:01No, I didn't! It's right here.

0:08:04 > 0:08:06Yeah, he's probably kept the money.

0:08:06 > 0:08:09Saving up to buy himself a new pair of trousers.

0:08:09 > 0:08:10It'll be in my car.

0:08:10 > 0:08:14Must have dropped out of my pocket. Just wait, you'll see.

0:08:19 > 0:08:21Come on. You're kidding!

0:08:30 > 0:08:33Eleesha! That was a little better.

0:08:33 > 0:08:36At least you only hurt a teacher this time.

0:08:39 > 0:08:43Sorry, sir. What are you looking for?

0:08:43 > 0:08:46A lottery ticket. I've lost it, and the draw's tonight!

0:08:46 > 0:08:48Duh, buy a new one?

0:08:48 > 0:08:52I can't. Lunch is over in about five minutes and...

0:08:52 > 0:08:56and that's just enough time. Good idea!

0:08:56 > 0:08:58Oh, sir. Sir!

0:08:58 > 0:09:01You do realise you've got a bike spoke sticking out your tyre?

0:09:31 > 0:09:34All right, rabble, settle down! Settle down!

0:09:35 > 0:09:37Thank you.

0:09:38 > 0:09:40Bike Smart kids, you're with me.

0:09:42 > 0:09:47Johnson, you're not on my list. You got a parental consent form?

0:09:47 > 0:09:49No. But, come on, sir...

0:09:49 > 0:09:52I am sorry, no consent, no insurance.

0:09:52 > 0:09:55And, trust me, you need to be insured.

0:09:55 > 0:09:58The things that can happen when I do Bike Smart.

0:10:00 > 0:10:01Where's Harris?

0:10:23 > 0:10:24Emily!

0:10:24 > 0:10:27Brilliant! How did you know?

0:10:27 > 0:10:29Nero's bike?

0:10:29 > 0:10:32- It's been stolen.- When was this? - You're not here to investigate?

0:10:32 > 0:10:34No, I'm here to do a talk on bike security

0:10:34 > 0:10:37and this is exactly the kind of thing I need to discuss.

0:10:37 > 0:10:40- Was it taken from the bike shed? - No. Outside the shop.

0:10:40 > 0:10:43- So he was out of school?- Who?- Nero.

0:10:43 > 0:10:45- Oh, no. He was in school. - So why was the bike...?

0:10:45 > 0:10:48Oh. Well, I know the combination, you see...

0:10:48 > 0:10:51Dexter, are you reporting yourself for stealing a bike?

0:10:51 > 0:10:53I don't know. Am I?

0:10:53 > 0:10:56Dexter? What's going on?

0:10:56 > 0:10:57He's stolen a bike.

0:10:57 > 0:11:00No, I didn't! I just...

0:11:00 > 0:11:05Have you met Lizzie? Lizzie, this is Emily.

0:11:05 > 0:11:09- Oh, are you two...?- Urgh! Er, no, no, no...

0:11:09 > 0:11:11Although he did try to teach me how to play the ukulele once.

0:11:11 > 0:11:13I didn't know you could play the ukulele.

0:11:13 > 0:11:17He can't. It was a line to get me into his flat.

0:11:17 > 0:11:19He lent me a book soaked in bath water.

0:11:19 > 0:11:20He must be really keen on you, then.

0:11:20 > 0:11:24DEXTER LAUGHS

0:11:26 > 0:11:29What on EARTH is going on in here?! Quiet! Now!

0:11:32 > 0:11:34Where's Mr Harris?

0:11:34 > 0:11:36He's outside getting arrested, miss.

0:11:44 > 0:11:46Sir?

0:11:46 > 0:11:47Sir.

0:11:47 > 0:11:50- The pedal's come off my bike... - I'm not surprised.

0:11:50 > 0:11:52Which museum did you scrounge that from?

0:11:52 > 0:11:54- Could you help me put it back on? - I could help you put it in the bin.

0:11:54 > 0:11:56Please, sir?

0:11:56 > 0:11:58All right, give it here. Get out of the way.

0:12:11 > 0:12:13KIDS LAUGH

0:12:15 > 0:12:17- Finished, sir!- Yeah, whatever.

0:12:21 > 0:12:24I tell you what, you better not cause that kind of carnage

0:12:24 > 0:12:26on the road tomorrow, all right? Next!

0:12:30 > 0:12:31What you doing with my lock?

0:12:31 > 0:12:33Well, it's MY lock.

0:12:33 > 0:12:37So this was chained to the bike when it was stolen, right?

0:12:37 > 0:12:39What?! Where's my bike?

0:12:39 > 0:12:41- Dexter stole it.- What?

0:12:41 > 0:12:44Mr Harris! What's going on? And why aren't you in class?

0:12:44 > 0:12:46He stole my bike!

0:12:46 > 0:12:49I didn't steal your bike! I just borrowed it to get a lottery...

0:12:51 > 0:12:52It doesn't matter why I borrowed it.

0:12:52 > 0:12:55- So where is it then? - Yes, Dexter, where is it?

0:12:59 > 0:13:02I know exactly where it is. Wait here.

0:13:10 > 0:13:13Come on, Clem, give Nero his new bike back.

0:13:13 > 0:13:16- This doesn't have to go any further. - But I ain't got Nero's new bike.

0:13:16 > 0:13:19I got MY new bike on account of the fact

0:13:19 > 0:13:22that you and him crushed my old one.

0:13:24 > 0:13:27Clem! Clem! Give me my bike back.

0:13:27 > 0:13:29Or what? What you going to do?

0:13:29 > 0:13:30Call your parents?

0:13:34 > 0:13:35HE RAPS: # How do you go against Clem?

0:13:35 > 0:13:37# She won't listen to foe or to friend

0:13:37 > 0:13:39# And I wonder which one I am to her

0:13:39 > 0:13:41# All I know is I ain't the man to her

0:13:41 > 0:13:43# Not that big but she just seems bigger

0:13:43 > 0:13:45# She is her only authority figure

0:13:45 > 0:13:47# Police or a teacher, a creature - a bear!

0:13:47 > 0:13:48# Good luck there, cos she's not scared

0:13:48 > 0:13:51# Even if you hate her, pretend to be polite

0:13:51 > 0:13:52# To grass up Clem, that's an enemy for life

0:13:52 > 0:13:54# She'd set my bag alight, squish my sandwich

0:13:54 > 0:13:56# Snap my CDs in two, do damage

0:13:56 > 0:13:58# Shave all my eyebrows off, take my socks

0:13:58 > 0:14:00# Until she's got my head in a box she won't stop!

0:14:00 > 0:14:02# Pressure? She can suck it up all day

0:14:02 > 0:14:04# And blow you away, hey, she's just like a hurricane

0:14:04 > 0:14:06# Hey-ay-ay, hey-ay-ay

0:14:06 > 0:14:08# She's like a hurricane

0:14:08 > 0:14:10# Hey-ay-ay, hey-ay-ay

0:14:10 > 0:14:11# She's like a hurricane

0:14:11 > 0:14:14# Hey-ay-ay, hey-ay-ay

0:14:14 > 0:14:15# She's like a hurricane

0:14:15 > 0:14:19# Hey-ay-ay, hey-ay-ay

0:14:19 > 0:14:21# Only a fool fights a natural force

0:14:21 > 0:14:22# Gets knocked down and comes back for more

0:14:22 > 0:14:25# Only a fool stands up to a sister that tough

0:14:25 > 0:14:26# With all the huff and puff of a twister

0:14:26 > 0:14:30# Only a fool goes out in the rain in a T-shirt next to a hurricane

0:14:30 > 0:14:32# So if I'm going to avoid disaster

0:14:32 > 0:14:35# I'll have to pass the buck to someone less smarter! #

0:14:38 > 0:14:40Your mum called earlier.

0:14:40 > 0:14:43She'd like you to send her a photo of you on your new bike.

0:14:43 > 0:14:45Er... I don't know, I...

0:14:45 > 0:14:48Look, I know you're annoyed but it's important to her.

0:14:48 > 0:14:50So tomorrow, yeah?

0:14:50 > 0:14:52Any chance I can wash some trousers, Mrs C?

0:14:52 > 0:14:56No. Crispin left coins in his pocket and now the machine's broken.

0:14:56 > 0:14:58You're kidding, not again!

0:14:58 > 0:14:59Do I look like I'm kidding?

0:14:59 > 0:15:01Look, I'm going to the laundrette tomorrow

0:15:01 > 0:15:04so I'll take some stuff if you want.

0:15:04 > 0:15:06Thanks.

0:15:06 > 0:15:09LOTTERY PLAYS ON TV

0:15:09 > 0:15:11What are you doing about my bike?

0:15:11 > 0:15:13My auntie wants a photo of me on it!

0:15:13 > 0:15:16OK, I'll talk to Clem, appeal to her better nature...

0:15:16 > 0:15:20Well, try and find her better nature, then appeal to that.

0:15:20 > 0:15:23OK, I got a better idea, steal it back.

0:15:23 > 0:15:25Nero, I am not stealing bikes.

0:15:25 > 0:15:27Well, you already went down that road when you stole mine!

0:15:27 > 0:15:31It's mine anyway. It ain't stealing if you rip off a thief.

0:15:32 > 0:15:36Come on, you owe me one on this. You know you do.

0:15:36 > 0:15:38Are you listening?

0:15:40 > 0:15:43We've won. Five numbers...

0:15:43 > 0:15:45We've got five numbers!

0:15:45 > 0:15:47- HE RAPS:- # Wow, it's been a tough few months

0:15:47 > 0:15:49# Haven't had a good bit of luck through once

0:15:49 > 0:15:51# Work and home have been a shambles in fact

0:15:51 > 0:15:53# Bell walking round in his pants in my flat

0:15:53 > 0:15:55# How is this real life and not in a dream?

0:15:55 > 0:15:57# Drank all my milk, broke my washing machine

0:15:57 > 0:15:58# That guy is too much

0:15:58 > 0:16:02# Used to be my boss now he cleans his shoes with my toothbrush - urgh!

0:16:02 > 0:16:05# But that's all changed, I've got a new life after today

0:16:05 > 0:16:07# I'm a new man with a lot of new money

0:16:07 > 0:16:09# So now I can look back and laugh - too funny!

0:16:09 > 0:16:11# I am quids in and it's the greatest

0:16:11 > 0:16:13# I can be cool and sophisticated

0:16:13 > 0:16:14# Problems? So what!

0:16:14 > 0:16:17# A new washing machine, then the Caribbean seas in my own yacht!

0:16:17 > 0:16:20# Finally

0:16:20 > 0:16:25# Things are looking up, up, up, up

0:16:25 > 0:16:28# Time for me

0:16:28 > 0:16:30# To get just what I want

0:16:30 > 0:16:33# Yeah

0:16:33 > 0:16:35# Ooh! And I won't stop there

0:16:35 > 0:16:37# White mansion with two flights of stairs

0:16:37 > 0:16:39# Tailored suits and two fine leather shoes

0:16:39 > 0:16:41# A souped-up Porsche with a pool in the boot

0:16:41 > 0:16:43# Or even better put a new washing machine in it

0:16:43 > 0:16:45# That plays great tunes every time that you spin it

0:16:45 > 0:16:48# All the staff will go loco for me

0:16:48 > 0:16:49# Do both Lizzie and PC Rowe's laundry!

0:16:49 > 0:16:51# I'll be the man when it comes to the staff room

0:16:51 > 0:16:54# The man with the Midas touch and ten bathrooms

0:16:54 > 0:16:56# Cos everyone wants to roll with the winners

0:16:56 > 0:16:57# Andress will eat out my hands for dinner

0:16:57 > 0:16:59# All from one ticket - wicked!

0:16:59 > 0:17:02# Now I'm laid-back, feet up on cloud nine!

0:17:02 > 0:17:04# Cos when it comes to bad luck, I took enough

0:17:04 > 0:17:06# It's my time Yep, things are looking up

0:17:06 > 0:17:09# Finally

0:17:09 > 0:17:13# Things are looking up, up, up, up

0:17:13 > 0:17:16# Time for me

0:17:16 > 0:17:19# To get just what I want

0:17:19 > 0:17:22# Yeah. #

0:17:34 > 0:17:35Nero...

0:17:38 > 0:17:40..have you got my ticket?

0:17:40 > 0:17:43- I don't know. Have you got my bike? - No, but...

0:17:43 > 0:17:45- I'll tell your auntie.- What?

0:17:45 > 0:17:50That you nearly ran me over, crushed Clem's BMX and stole my bike?

0:17:50 > 0:17:52Yeah. Yeah, she'd love that(!)

0:17:54 > 0:17:57Get me my bike back, Dexter, then you get your ticket.

0:18:06 > 0:18:08Really? Five numbers?

0:18:08 > 0:18:11Are you sure they're OUR numbers?

0:18:11 > 0:18:13Maybe you're just remembering them wrong?

0:18:16 > 0:18:17Laundry in here.

0:18:19 > 0:18:21And these as well, please?

0:18:21 > 0:18:23Oh, OK.

0:18:23 > 0:18:26Maybe you can hire a new servant with your winnings.

0:18:33 > 0:18:35What winnings?

0:18:35 > 0:18:37Just got a few numbers on the lottery last night.

0:18:37 > 0:18:39No big deal.

0:18:39 > 0:18:41What?

0:18:41 > 0:18:42How many numbers?

0:18:42 > 0:18:44It's £600.

0:18:46 > 0:18:49£600? Well, that's not really a life-changing amount.

0:18:49 > 0:18:51What, 600 divided by seven, that's...

0:18:51 > 0:18:54No! Each! It's £600 each.

0:18:54 > 0:18:55Let's see the ticket.

0:18:55 > 0:18:58- ALL:- Ticket! Ticket! Ticket!

0:18:58 > 0:18:59Maybe we should keep it down,

0:18:59 > 0:19:03so we don't upset the people who aren't in the syndicate.

0:19:06 > 0:19:09LOSERS!

0:19:12 > 0:19:15Some of us deserve a share of that money.

0:19:15 > 0:19:18Some of us have paid in religiously for the last three years.

0:19:18 > 0:19:21I thought you said gambling was a mug's game.

0:19:21 > 0:19:24- Not if you win.- Which you didn't. Bad luck, Crispin.

0:19:24 > 0:19:26So when's the party?

0:19:26 > 0:19:29I don't think Miss Andress will want a party in the...

0:19:29 > 0:19:32PARTY HORN SOUNDS We're having a party!

0:19:32 > 0:19:34In here after school! Winners are paying.

0:19:34 > 0:19:36We can afford it!

0:19:36 > 0:19:38Come on, get your wallets out.

0:19:39 > 0:19:43Right, I've just got to do...something.

0:20:39 > 0:20:43Hi! I'm just...testing these locks for security.

0:20:44 > 0:20:48- RATTLES BIKE LOCK - Yup. That's pretty strong.

0:20:48 > 0:20:51No-one's getting through that.

0:20:51 > 0:20:53Yup.

0:20:55 > 0:20:58Useless. Time for plan B.

0:20:59 > 0:21:01What's plan B?

0:21:02 > 0:21:04This is plan B.

0:21:14 > 0:21:17Nearly got it.

0:21:17 > 0:21:19- Hang on... - Can we hurry this up, please?

0:21:19 > 0:21:21I'm seeing way too much of your bum.

0:21:21 > 0:21:25- What's wrong with my bum? - It's near my face.

0:21:25 > 0:21:26NERO!

0:21:30 > 0:21:33- Haven't we got...?- Er, Bike Smart?

0:21:33 > 0:21:35Yeah, that. See ya!

0:21:36 > 0:21:38- Give me them back! - Give me the rest of my bike.

0:21:38 > 0:21:39Ain't going to happen.

0:21:39 > 0:21:42Well, looks like neither of us is riding anywhere.

0:21:43 > 0:21:45Clem!

0:21:45 > 0:21:48- Hey, hey. What's going on here? - He stole half my bike.

0:21:48 > 0:21:51Only cos you were too useless to steal all of it.

0:21:51 > 0:21:54What?! Was it you who sawed my lock?

0:21:54 > 0:21:56Let's not worry about who sawed into what.

0:21:56 > 0:21:58- He'll buy you a new bike.- What?

0:21:58 > 0:22:00You won the lottery - buy her a bike.

0:22:00 > 0:22:03But...

0:22:03 > 0:22:05OK, fine. I'll buy you a bike.

0:22:05 > 0:22:06For 300 quid.

0:22:06 > 0:22:08300...?!

0:22:08 > 0:22:11OK, OK. £300.

0:22:13 > 0:22:15I'm going to need my ticket, aren't I?

0:22:15 > 0:22:17Yeah, all right, I ain't got it on me anyway.

0:22:17 > 0:22:20- It's back home in my hoodie. - In your hoodie?

0:22:27 > 0:22:31It's gone to the laundry! We've got to stop it getting washed!

0:22:36 > 0:22:39OK. Level two - that's cycling on the road.

0:22:39 > 0:22:42Now be warned, I will be watching you.

0:22:44 > 0:22:45And try not to get run over.

0:22:52 > 0:22:55This is it. I'm finished.

0:22:55 > 0:22:57Can I borrow your bike? I'll pay.

0:22:59 > 0:23:01If you do us a favour.

0:23:02 > 0:23:03What?

0:23:06 > 0:23:10Keep up. Come on, kids. You've got no idea.

0:23:12 > 0:23:13What was that?

0:23:13 > 0:23:15I think it was Eleesha, sir.

0:23:15 > 0:23:16Well, she's passed.

0:23:16 > 0:23:19But wasn't it meant to be about road safety?

0:23:19 > 0:23:21Can you ride like that? No?

0:23:21 > 0:23:23Well, then shut up and catch her up then.

0:24:03 > 0:24:07Carter. You're in luck, it's just out of the dryer.

0:24:35 > 0:24:39Come on, faster! Do you see me panting?

0:24:39 > 0:24:42No. Cos I'm a bike-y genius, that's why!

0:24:42 > 0:24:45Do you want to see me do another stunt? Watch this...

0:24:45 > 0:24:47Eleesha!

0:24:47 > 0:24:49Oh, yeah. CRASHING

0:24:53 > 0:24:56PARTY POPPERS AND CHEERING

0:24:57 > 0:25:02Hey, Lizzie. I just said, "Give me winners shoes."

0:25:02 > 0:25:04They're...very sparkly.

0:25:06 > 0:25:08So, Dexter.

0:25:08 > 0:25:11Enjoying rubbing our faces in all your luck?

0:25:11 > 0:25:13No, not really.

0:25:13 > 0:25:15The ticket went through the wash.

0:25:15 > 0:25:17It's mush. No-one's getting anything.

0:25:17 > 0:25:19Dexter, that's...

0:25:19 > 0:25:20priceless.

0:25:22 > 0:25:24Thought I'd give you this back.

0:25:24 > 0:25:28Now I can afford one uncontaminated by bath...juices.

0:25:30 > 0:25:32Listen, there's something I need to tell you.

0:25:32 > 0:25:35No, don't just tell her. Tell everyone.

0:25:35 > 0:25:36Speech!

0:25:36 > 0:25:39Speech! Speech! Speech!

0:25:39 > 0:25:42- ALL:- Speech! Speech! Speech!

0:25:42 > 0:25:43Well, I, um...

0:25:43 > 0:25:47Not like that, up on a chair! Everyone will want to hear this.

0:25:47 > 0:25:48Oi!

0:25:49 > 0:25:52It's the ticket. My first ticket!

0:26:03 > 0:26:04I put it in the book!

0:26:06 > 0:26:10It's the ticket! We've won! Oh, I'm so happy!

0:26:10 > 0:26:11£600!

0:26:17 > 0:26:20Hang on, didn't we already know that?

0:26:23 > 0:26:25SCHOOL BELL RINGS

0:26:29 > 0:26:31Here it is, what do you think?

0:26:31 > 0:26:34Looks OK. How's it ride?

0:26:34 > 0:26:36Better than yours. Watch this...

0:26:37 > 0:26:40Well, Clem's got a new bike.

0:26:40 > 0:26:43Nero's got his new bike back.

0:26:43 > 0:26:45And I've still got 300 quid left.

0:26:51 > 0:26:53Well...

0:26:53 > 0:26:57I hope you're thinking of doing something sensible with that money.

0:26:57 > 0:26:59- Like buying us a new washing machine.- Us?

0:27:01 > 0:27:05There is no us. It's my washing machine.

0:27:05 > 0:27:07It's your broken washing machine.

0:27:07 > 0:27:10Which you broke!

0:27:10 > 0:27:12CRASHING

0:27:23 > 0:27:25My parents got me that.

0:27:43 > 0:27:45- RAP:- # Can't live with 'em - And you can't kick them out

0:27:45 > 0:27:47# When you're up, they rub it in your face

0:27:47 > 0:27:49- # Kick you when you're down - When no-one understands them

0:27:49 > 0:27:52- # You know what they're on about - Always going to be around

0:27:52 > 0:27:53# Gotta find a common ground

0:27:53 > 0:27:56# # If you know so much about me

0:27:56 > 0:27:58# Where do I go from here?

0:27:58 > 0:27:59# If you see 'em every day

0:27:59 > 0:28:00# You can never get away

0:28:00 > 0:28:03- # Only time that you're boss? - 4 O'Clock, 4 O'Clock. #