0:00:06 > 0:00:10# Where do you go when you know nobody can understand you?
0:00:10 > 0:00:12# When it's just too much to handle?
0:00:12 > 0:00:15# What do you do when you end up somewhere you never planned to?
0:00:15 > 0:00:17# Washed out, stressed out like it was shampoo
0:00:17 > 0:00:20# You should stay It can change
0:00:20 > 0:00:23# There's good days and bad days
0:00:23 > 0:00:26# But one day down the line this time is sure to stop
0:00:26 > 0:00:28# So the only time is now 4 O'Clock
0:00:28 > 0:00:30# 4 O'Clock, 4 O'Clock, 4 O'Clock. #
0:00:30 > 0:00:33And the best way to analyse your data is with a...?
0:00:35 > 0:00:37Felt tips.
0:00:37 > 0:00:38Beans?
0:00:38 > 0:00:39A motorbike!
0:00:39 > 0:00:41- GIGGLING - A chart.
0:00:41 > 0:00:43BELL RINGS
0:00:45 > 0:00:48Tomorrow's Friday! Projects in - no excuses!
0:00:48 > 0:00:51And anyone not handing theirs in will get a...?
0:00:51 > 0:00:55- ALL: Detention. - That's right. Now, get out.
0:00:55 > 0:00:56Aw, cuss!
0:00:56 > 0:00:58What's fried your giblets?
0:01:03 > 0:01:05Haven't done that project, have I?
0:01:05 > 0:01:08Detention's an honour, Zero.
0:01:08 > 0:01:12It means you've taken one for the team in the war of Us Against Them.
0:01:12 > 0:01:15Yeah. Problem is, Auntie Liz says if I get one more det this week
0:01:15 > 0:01:17I ain't going street dancing on Saturday.
0:01:17 > 0:01:19Well, don't get no more "det" then!
0:01:19 > 0:01:21- Boom! You're welcome! - It's too late.
0:01:21 > 0:01:24There's no way am I going to hand in that project for tomorrow.
0:01:24 > 0:01:27Yeah Mrs C's proper harsh. She's like the nurse-version of a puma.
0:01:27 > 0:01:28Roar!
0:01:28 > 0:01:32Should've done your homework nice and early, like me.
0:01:33 > 0:01:35It can be surprisingly good fun.
0:01:35 > 0:01:37And you get great feedback from teachers.
0:01:37 > 0:01:39What did you think of my Bismarck essay, Sir?
0:01:39 > 0:01:41Shut up, Garland.
0:01:41 > 0:01:44As if I've had time to read your inane witterings.
0:01:44 > 0:01:47You'll just have to do it tonight.
0:01:51 > 0:01:53No running!
0:01:53 > 0:01:56No pushing! And, Steve Wilson,
0:01:56 > 0:01:58no balls in the corri... DONK!
0:01:58 > 0:01:59Oy, Wilson!
0:01:59 > 0:02:01Nice shot!
0:02:02 > 0:02:05- So, you doing anything tonight, Lizzie?- Cinema.
0:02:05 > 0:02:09- Oh. You...on a date or something? - No, I'm going on my own.
0:02:09 > 0:02:12Hey, I'm not up to much tonight! Do you think...maybe...
0:02:12 > 0:02:14Going to the flicks, eh, Lizzie Dripping? I'll come.
0:02:14 > 0:02:16I've asked you not to call me that.
0:02:16 > 0:02:18Oh, shut up! You love it. I'll pick you up at seven.
0:02:20 > 0:02:23Cheeky shandy in The Dog first? Lovely.
0:02:24 > 0:02:26I'm coming, too! Hang on!
0:02:27 > 0:02:29Mr Harris is well pathetic.
0:02:29 > 0:02:31Reminds me of my puppy.
0:02:31 > 0:02:32You don't have a puppy.
0:02:32 > 0:02:35He's imaginary. And don't tell anyone -
0:02:35 > 0:02:37me mam says I ain't allowed pets.
0:02:43 > 0:02:44Nero, slow down!
0:02:44 > 0:02:47You'll do yourself a disruption.
0:02:47 > 0:02:48HE BELCHES
0:02:49 > 0:02:51I'm sorry. Erm, sprouts.
0:02:51 > 0:02:54- I have difficulty digesting legumes. - GURGLING
0:02:54 > 0:02:56Oh, I'm sorry.
0:02:56 > 0:02:59I'll bear that in mind next time I cook your tea.
0:02:59 > 0:03:02I need to get moving! I need to prep for book-check tomorrow.
0:03:02 > 0:03:05Then I'm going to the cinema with Lizzie.
0:03:05 > 0:03:07- ALL:- Ooooh!
0:03:07 > 0:03:08Book check!?
0:03:08 > 0:03:11Yeah. Miss Andress wants to make sure everyone's up-to-date
0:03:11 > 0:03:12- with their marking. - That's all I need!
0:03:12 > 0:03:15- I haven't done any marking all term! - GURGLING
0:03:15 > 0:03:19Oh, Crispin. What's the teacher version of detention?
0:03:19 > 0:03:21That woman would love to put a mark on my permanent record.
0:03:21 > 0:03:23GURGLING
0:03:23 > 0:03:27Well, I'll just have to go back to school now...and do my marking.
0:03:27 > 0:03:29Well, I'd better get going...so...
0:03:31 > 0:03:33- Me, too. Homework to do. - GROANING >
0:03:33 > 0:03:34Ooh, hang on!
0:03:34 > 0:03:36What's going on?
0:03:36 > 0:03:41What? I can't do homework without you two busting a noodle?
0:03:41 > 0:03:42TOILET FLUSHES
0:03:42 > 0:03:44Nice opinion you have of me there, fam.
0:03:44 > 0:03:47Right. I'm off anyway, so...
0:03:47 > 0:03:50Look, don't, don't, don't, leave me...
0:03:50 > 0:03:52Please don't leave me.
0:04:01 > 0:04:03DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS
0:04:03 > 0:04:05Told you this would be better than that black and white chuff
0:04:05 > 0:04:08you and Harris were going to see.
0:04:08 > 0:04:09- Ssh! > - Shut it!
0:04:09 > 0:04:11DRAMATIC MUSIC, SCREAMING
0:04:15 > 0:04:16Shame Dexter couldn't make it.
0:04:16 > 0:04:21Well, you know what they say - two's company, Harris is a pillock.
0:04:21 > 0:04:24- Anyway we had fun, didn't we?! - Not much, no.
0:04:24 > 0:04:25You're a kidder. I like that.
0:04:25 > 0:04:28Play your cards right, we could do this again.
0:04:28 > 0:04:31BOTH LAUGH
0:04:31 > 0:04:32Oh, you're serious...
0:04:37 > 0:04:39HE SNORES
0:04:48 > 0:04:50< Nero! Breakfast!
0:04:50 > 0:04:52HE GASPS, ALARM BEEPS
0:04:54 > 0:04:55RAPS: I was having such a beautiful dream
0:04:55 > 0:04:58Full of hops, skips and jumps like a musical scene
0:04:58 > 0:05:01I was choreographer for Flawless and Diversity
0:05:01 > 0:05:04Ashley Banjo lost his mind the second that he heard of me
0:05:04 > 0:05:06I had Simon Cowell on hold just for a while
0:05:06 > 0:05:09With Tinie Tempah knocking on my door wanting style tips
0:05:09 > 0:05:12On stage killing it, felt like I was right there
0:05:12 > 0:05:15Open my eyes and realise I'm in a nightmare!
0:05:15 > 0:05:17Fell asleep without finishing my project
0:05:17 > 0:05:20Now the clock's ticking and I just can't stop it!
0:05:20 > 0:05:21Andress'll dump me in detention again
0:05:21 > 0:05:24And my aunt'll do her nut, I dunno where to begin!
0:05:24 > 0:05:27Cos what are my odds now? Not even a weak chance
0:05:27 > 0:05:30That I'll get to this week's class in street dance
0:05:30 > 0:05:33And this is worse than any nightmare that I ever had
0:05:33 > 0:05:35Even the one where I sat my exams in my pants
0:05:35 > 0:05:38# Had a dream and I wish I could stay there
0:05:38 > 0:05:41# Forget "Night", fam, I'm having a Day-mare!
0:05:41 > 0:05:43# Why me? I swear this ain't fair
0:05:43 > 0:05:46# Forget "Night", fam, I'm having a Day-mare!
0:05:46 > 0:05:48# Had a dream and I wish I could stay there
0:05:48 > 0:05:51# Forget "Night", fam, I'm having a Day-mare!
0:05:51 > 0:05:53# Why me? I swear this ain't fair
0:05:53 > 0:05:56# Forget "Night", fam, I'm having a Day-mare! #
0:05:57 > 0:06:00Hey! Wait! Maybe I'm just still asleep, aaargh!
0:06:00 > 0:06:02Great, now I've gone and killed my knee
0:06:02 > 0:06:04Ohhhh, I feel sick to my stomach
0:06:04 > 0:06:06Hold on, "Sick"... Hmm, I wonder
0:06:06 > 0:06:09It couldn't work, could it? Man, it's such a doubt
0:06:09 > 0:06:12But after last night's brush with some Brussels sprouts
0:06:12 > 0:06:14Know what? You won't never see me losing
0:06:14 > 0:06:17This Day-mare just had a dream solution!
0:06:23 > 0:06:24HE MOANS
0:06:26 > 0:06:28Oooh!
0:06:28 > 0:06:30HE FLUSHES
0:06:30 > 0:06:31Oooh!
0:06:33 > 0:06:34HE GROANS
0:06:34 > 0:06:37Nero?
0:06:37 > 0:06:38Oooh!
0:06:38 > 0:06:41Love? Are you all right?
0:06:41 > 0:06:44Oh, you look awful.
0:06:44 > 0:06:46Right, straight to bed.
0:06:51 > 0:06:54I'm so sorry, love. It's just we're short-staffed as it is.
0:06:54 > 0:06:57I've left you something nice in the fridge, if you feel up to it.
0:06:57 > 0:06:58I'll see how I feel.
0:07:00 > 0:07:01So, are we clear?
0:07:01 > 0:07:04Big stack of exercise books, in your storeroom.
0:07:04 > 0:07:07- Yes, that's right. Look... - HE BELCHES
0:07:07 > 0:07:09Just hide them or throw them away or something,
0:07:09 > 0:07:12anything before Andress can find out that they're not marked.
0:07:12 > 0:07:14HE GAGS
0:07:14 > 0:07:16HE COUGHS
0:07:20 > 0:07:23GAGGING AND COUGHING >
0:07:29 > 0:07:31(Yes!)
0:07:49 > 0:07:50Morning, Mr Harris.
0:07:50 > 0:07:53Lizzie! Sorry again about last night.
0:07:53 > 0:07:56- How was the film?- It was...
0:07:56 > 0:07:59Dexter, do you think Mr Nunn likes me?
0:07:59 > 0:08:01Like, romantically?
0:08:02 > 0:08:04Oh, sorry. You're friends, aren't you?
0:08:04 > 0:08:07Don't worry about it. I shouldn't have said anything.
0:08:10 > 0:08:12- RAPS:- Now why would she ask about Nunn?
0:08:12 > 0:08:14Unless? No, he can't be the one!
0:08:14 > 0:08:17But really though, why would she ask me what I think
0:08:17 > 0:08:19It can only mean that she likes him!
0:08:19 > 0:08:21Oh, man, I can't believe it
0:08:21 > 0:08:23I thought she was smarter than that, thought I could feel it!
0:08:23 > 0:08:26And I have another question that won't budge
0:08:26 > 0:08:28Why on earth is it I care so much?
0:08:28 > 0:08:30Tummy feels funny and my pulse is racing
0:08:30 > 0:08:32Get cold sweats, trouble concentrating
0:08:32 > 0:08:35Shortness of breath cos my throat feels tighter
0:08:35 > 0:08:38Oh, my days! I think I like her!
0:08:38 > 0:08:41# Oh, for the first time, I've found someone who blows my mind #
0:08:41 > 0:08:45But I'm already jealous of one man, is it feasible?
0:08:45 > 0:08:46Nunn-believable!
0:08:49 > 0:08:51# Oh, you and me, suddenly I want to see what we could be
0:08:51 > 0:08:54# But you've got one PE teacher you don't need us all
0:08:54 > 0:08:56# Nunn-believable! #
0:08:56 > 0:08:58Is this how it'll be from now on?
0:08:58 > 0:09:00Those two hugging and smooching? How wrong!
0:09:00 > 0:09:03Is she going to find it nice that he's a little bit dim-witted
0:09:03 > 0:09:05Is it that her type's an idiot?
0:09:05 > 0:09:06Cos I really can't see what they can
0:09:06 > 0:09:09See in each other, he's one step above a caveman
0:09:09 > 0:09:11And if she just doesn't see it, she's deluded
0:09:11 > 0:09:14The truth is he's stupid and I'll just have to prove it!
0:09:14 > 0:09:18# Oh, for the first time, I've found someone who blows my mind #
0:09:18 > 0:09:21But how could she find anything in him agreeable?
0:09:21 > 0:09:23Nunn-believable!
0:09:23 > 0:09:27# Oh, you and me, suddenly I want to see what we could be
0:09:27 > 0:09:29# And get him out of the picture, too
0:09:29 > 0:09:31# Ooh, is it achievable?
0:09:31 > 0:09:32# Nunn-believable! #
0:09:34 > 0:09:37So, Miss Baker loves Mr Nunn, eh, Sir?
0:09:37 > 0:09:39I don't know what you mean. Get to class.
0:09:41 > 0:09:43Hang on! Do you think she'll still like him
0:09:43 > 0:09:46if she knew he once ate a fly for a bet?
0:09:46 > 0:09:49You can't badmouth Mr Nunn, Sir. Not to Miss Baker.
0:09:49 > 0:09:50What? Why not?
0:09:50 > 0:09:54Try and keep her away and you'll just make him look more attractive.
0:09:54 > 0:09:57- So, how do I split them up? - Make them go out again.
0:09:57 > 0:09:59What?! That's ridiculous!
0:09:59 > 0:10:01Come on, Sir! Nunn's a wazzock.
0:10:01 > 0:10:02MISTER...Nunn.
0:10:03 > 0:10:06They go out again, spend more time with each other
0:10:06 > 0:10:09and Miss Baker'll soon realise
0:10:09 > 0:10:11that Mr Nunn is a right...
0:10:11 > 0:10:14- Fleur!- That they're not right for each other.
0:10:28 > 0:10:29Have you seen Nero today?
0:10:29 > 0:10:32On the phone to him now. Says he's proper ill.
0:10:34 > 0:10:37Urgh. Urgh. Rancid!
0:10:38 > 0:10:41His auntie left him cottage cheese for lunch.
0:10:41 > 0:10:43BOTH GROAN
0:10:43 > 0:10:45"Emergency supplies"?
0:10:45 > 0:10:47Right, OK.
0:10:47 > 0:10:49Right, see you in ten.
0:10:49 > 0:10:53You're going to Nero's? I might come with.
0:10:53 > 0:10:55You? Skiving?
0:10:55 > 0:10:58Yeah, but if Nero's ill. He'll need me.
0:11:00 > 0:11:03Fine. I need the nursing practice.
0:11:03 > 0:11:06Emergency Aid Staged Activity Badges don't earn themselves, you know!
0:11:06 > 0:11:08I'm proud to say, I do not.
0:11:08 > 0:11:11We'll be back in time for afternoon lessons, though, right?
0:11:11 > 0:11:14Too right. Painting goat skulls in art? I'm not missin' that.
0:11:18 > 0:11:20Oi! Where are you two criminals off to, then?
0:11:28 > 0:11:31MUSIC PLAYS, KNOCK AT DOOR
0:11:39 > 0:11:40Finally! Where you...?
0:11:41 > 0:11:45Your auntie phoned. She wanted me to see how you were.
0:11:47 > 0:11:49You don't LOOK very ill.
0:11:49 > 0:11:53Well, I am. Just...er...
0:11:53 > 0:11:56I'm dealing with it better, cos I'm not as old and weak as you.
0:11:56 > 0:11:59Well, in that case, you can make me some lunch.
0:11:59 > 0:12:00I keep dropping the pans.
0:12:03 > 0:12:04(Stay there!)
0:12:08 > 0:12:10You can have what I'm having, Sir.
0:12:12 > 0:12:16So that'll be some cottage cheese
0:12:16 > 0:12:20with some leftover Brussels sprouts.
0:12:20 > 0:12:22Actually, Johnson, I'm going to leave you to it.
0:12:22 > 0:12:24HE GAGS
0:12:25 > 0:12:27HE GROANS >
0:12:27 > 0:12:30Not that a zombie attack is likely.
0:12:30 > 0:12:33But if it came to it? This is all I'd need.
0:12:33 > 0:12:37Donk! That's either a six or a zombie up a tree.
0:12:37 > 0:12:39Graham! Hi.
0:12:39 > 0:12:42All right, Harris? Shame you didn't make the film last night.
0:12:42 > 0:12:44Mopping Ding Dong's sweaty brow, was it?
0:12:44 > 0:12:47- Something like that. Listen... - It wasn't too shabby in the end.
0:12:47 > 0:12:49Although that Lizzie can talk!
0:12:49 > 0:12:51I told her, you're quite pretty, love,
0:12:51 > 0:12:53you don't need to pretend that you're clever.
0:12:53 > 0:12:55Hey! You know what you should do?
0:12:55 > 0:12:59You should ask Lizzie out on a proper date. Like, Saturday.
0:12:59 > 0:13:00Yeah? Well, I might, actually.
0:13:00 > 0:13:02If I don't have anything better to do.
0:13:02 > 0:13:05You should. And when you go on it,
0:13:05 > 0:13:06Just...be yourself.
0:13:06 > 0:13:09- She'll love that. - Of course she will!
0:13:09 > 0:13:12Six foot of red-haired man-dom don't cross your path every day, does it?
0:13:14 > 0:13:17PHONE RINGS Hey, Mrs C. What's up?
0:13:19 > 0:13:21"Emergency supplies" you said.
0:13:21 > 0:13:24This is an emergency. I'm hungry.
0:13:24 > 0:13:28- So, you're NOT ill? - Do I look ill?
0:13:28 > 0:13:31Just didn't want a detention for not doing that stupid ICT project.
0:13:31 > 0:13:33I cannot believe you brought us here under false pretences.
0:13:33 > 0:13:36True, but, would you have brought me Chicken-Tastic
0:13:36 > 0:13:39- if you knew I was hoaxing? - You're playing with fire, Nero!
0:13:39 > 0:13:41ALL: Oooooooh.
0:13:41 > 0:13:42Fine.
0:13:42 > 0:13:46I'm heading back now, and I advise you two to join me.
0:13:46 > 0:13:48- KNOCK AT DOOR - It's the police!
0:13:50 > 0:13:54Chill your size fives, man. Probably Bell wanting his BoBo back.
0:13:54 > 0:13:56KNOCK AT DOOR
0:13:56 > 0:13:58Nero, how you doing?
0:14:02 > 0:14:04Get rid of him!
0:14:04 > 0:14:07Nero, are you in there? What's going on?
0:14:07 > 0:14:09- Open up!- Hide.
0:14:09 > 0:14:13Mrs C asked me to check in and I can't do that from out here.
0:14:25 > 0:14:29This is what you're having for lunch? Is that a good idea?
0:14:29 > 0:14:31Er... Well, I sent out for it.
0:14:31 > 0:14:34But then, I took one whiff and I was like...
0:14:34 > 0:14:37I'll have it. Make you some dry toast instead. Maybe some Bovril.
0:14:37 > 0:14:42Now where does Mrs C keep that? HINGES CREAK
0:14:42 > 0:14:43Dexter!
0:14:44 > 0:14:46I'm allergic.
0:14:46 > 0:14:48Ain't I never said?
0:14:48 > 0:14:50- Can't even look at it. - Ovaltine, then.
0:14:50 > 0:14:53- Do you know what? I'm feelin' loads better.- You sure?
0:14:53 > 0:14:56Yeah. Must've been one of those 12-hour bugs.
0:14:56 > 0:14:58- All right, well. Let's go. - What's that now?
0:14:58 > 0:15:02Well, if you're feeling better, you can come back to school with me.
0:15:04 > 0:15:05Yeah. Er... Did I say "loads"?
0:15:05 > 0:15:07I'll just use your toilet and then, we'll get on.
0:15:10 > 0:15:12Clem! She's hiding in the bathroom!
0:15:15 > 0:15:17Er... hello?
0:15:17 > 0:15:19Dexter! Do you know what? You're right!
0:15:19 > 0:15:21- We should get back to Elmsmere. Immediately.- But...
0:15:21 > 0:15:24Oh, we've got no time for that! I've missed enough lessons.
0:15:24 > 0:15:27- But you're still in your pyjamas! - Nice catch!
0:15:29 > 0:15:32Nero? Nero! What you playing at?
0:15:32 > 0:15:34Open the door!
0:15:35 > 0:15:38Next time you want chicken, you get someone else to fetch it.
0:15:38 > 0:15:41- Saved you from hearing a teacher pee, didn't it?- Open up!
0:15:41 > 0:15:44I'll leave the door unlocked. Give us ten minutes to get clear.
0:15:44 > 0:15:48- But lunchtime ends in ten minutes! - Five, then! All right! Open up!
0:15:48 > 0:15:49Argh!
0:15:59 > 0:16:02- Not quite 100%, are you? - Hm?
0:16:02 > 0:16:04You forgot to lock up!
0:16:04 > 0:16:08Ah! I think I've got my old key.
0:16:09 > 0:16:10DOOR OPENS >
0:16:10 > 0:16:11Ah. Harris.
0:16:11 > 0:16:13I thought I heard you.
0:16:16 > 0:16:18- Did you find my books all right? - Ah. Right!
0:16:18 > 0:16:22Well, with one thing and another, I haven't actually had chance to.
0:16:22 > 0:16:25- Do you WANT me to have a note on my permanent record?- No.
0:16:27 > 0:16:31Ah, looks like I'm going to have to sort this out myself! ..In a minute.
0:16:31 > 0:16:34HE RETCHES >
0:16:34 > 0:16:36It is passing.
0:16:36 > 0:16:37HE GAGS
0:16:37 > 0:16:40Ah, do you think you could get me a water?
0:16:42 > 0:16:43- And a packet of mints?- Of course.
0:16:43 > 0:16:46And don't worry, I've been desperate for a loo
0:16:46 > 0:16:47for the last 15 minutes.
0:16:49 > 0:16:51- I'll get you out, OK? - 'You'd better, Zero.'
0:16:51 > 0:16:53Cos Sherbet Lemon here's about to implode!
0:16:53 > 0:16:57My attendance record! It's going to slip below 97%!
0:16:59 > 0:17:02I don't want to be here when your scary aunt gets home, got it?
0:17:02 > 0:17:04I can get home before her, but I can't get detention...
0:17:04 > 0:17:07I'm going to have to do my ICT project. Fast.
0:17:09 > 0:17:13Wait, got to find my books! Toilet, gangway, toilet! No chewing gum!
0:17:25 > 0:17:28All right, Sir? Those our books?
0:17:28 > 0:17:30Yes. Which...
0:17:32 > 0:17:34..I am just about...to...mark.
0:17:43 > 0:17:46All right, Nero? Heard you was ill.
0:17:48 > 0:17:51Hello, Planet Nero?
0:17:51 > 0:17:54It's the Spaceship Manners calling.
0:17:54 > 0:17:57Get off, spamwich! I got an ICT project to hand in...
0:17:57 > 0:18:00- ..Hi, Miss!- What are you doing out of lessons?
0:18:00 > 0:18:02The bell's gone!
0:18:02 > 0:18:03It ain't Nero's fault, Miss.
0:18:03 > 0:18:05He can't move very fast.
0:18:05 > 0:18:06He's been ill.
0:18:06 > 0:18:09Really. And what's your excuse?
0:18:09 > 0:18:12It's PE next, Miss, and we don't like it.
0:18:12 > 0:18:14Get to class!
0:18:30 > 0:18:33Lizzie! Hi! Funny running into you.
0:18:33 > 0:18:36Is it? The probability seems quite high given we both work here.
0:18:36 > 0:18:38Discounting outlying factors such as...
0:18:38 > 0:18:42So. Doing anything on Saturday? Made any...plans?
0:18:42 > 0:18:43With anyone?
0:18:43 > 0:18:47Actually, Mr Nunn just asked me out. On a date.
0:18:47 > 0:18:49HAS he? Gosh.
0:18:49 > 0:18:50He said you told him to.
0:18:52 > 0:18:54Ah, right, well. Yes. I did.
0:18:54 > 0:18:56So, you think I should go?
0:18:56 > 0:18:58Yes, I do! Definitely. Meet the real Nunn.
0:18:58 > 0:19:00See what he's truly like.
0:19:00 > 0:19:02I thought he was a bit of a dipstick.
0:19:02 > 0:19:05But, if you think he's so great, I'll give him a second chance.
0:19:05 > 0:19:08OK, well, got to get to class.
0:19:08 > 0:19:09Now, hang on!
0:19:11 > 0:19:13Oi! You two!
0:19:13 > 0:19:15She DIDN'T even like him! But NOW, she's "giving him a chance"!
0:19:15 > 0:19:18And it's all my fault! Apart from the bit that's your fault!
0:19:18 > 0:19:21Chill out, Sir! If She didn't like him after one date,
0:19:21 > 0:19:23think how she'll feel after two!
0:19:23 > 0:19:26- OK, you're right. - The plan's still good!
0:19:26 > 0:19:29- He's completely unbearable. - He is.
0:19:29 > 0:19:32- This is going to be fine. - It is.
0:19:32 > 0:19:34Unless she's like my middle sister.
0:19:34 > 0:19:37She fancied Vile Daz from the estate for years.
0:19:37 > 0:19:39It's that bad-boy thing - girls love it.
0:19:39 > 0:19:41OK, Sir. You can still win here.
0:19:41 > 0:19:44You've got to take drastic steps.
0:19:44 > 0:19:45You have got to hijack that date.
0:19:54 > 0:19:56Right, you lot!
0:19:56 > 0:19:595,000 metres around that field, now.
0:19:59 > 0:20:00Fast, quick,
0:20:00 > 0:20:02and if you walk,
0:20:02 > 0:20:03you'll get a kick!
0:20:03 > 0:20:05Go on, go.
0:20:05 > 0:20:07Johnson? Thought you were ill.
0:20:07 > 0:20:09No.
0:20:12 > 0:20:14Actually, yeah. I'm like, well sick.
0:20:14 > 0:20:17I shouldn't be runnin' nowhere. I should just stay here.
0:20:17 > 0:20:20Hmm, let me just think about that(!)
0:20:20 > 0:20:22No!
0:20:22 > 0:20:24I'll tell you what, you can either run it fast,
0:20:24 > 0:20:26or twice slowly. Now move it!
0:20:30 > 0:20:33RAP: Why is it I always end up on the wrong track?
0:20:33 > 0:20:35I would've done it different if I could've gone back
0:20:35 > 0:20:37Today was supposed to be a walk in the park
0:20:37 > 0:20:38Now, it's one long slog that's turned dark
0:20:38 > 0:20:40Andress'll catch me and that's no party
0:20:40 > 0:20:42Plus all my mates'll be caught by my auntie
0:20:42 > 0:20:44I wasn't sick, but now my belly feels curdled
0:20:44 > 0:20:46How am I going to jump over this hurdle?
0:20:46 > 0:20:48If only I'd done my home work early
0:20:48 > 0:20:50And been in bed like Owen, at six thirty
0:20:50 > 0:20:52Then I wouldn't be rushing like a madman
0:20:52 > 0:20:54This is like a half-sprint half-marathon
0:20:54 > 0:20:56Cos I got a long way to go, but I have got to do it fast
0:20:56 > 0:20:59No time to be slow Ah, who am I kidding, I'm no Owen
0:20:59 > 0:21:01Although, wait! An idea's growing!
0:21:01 > 0:21:03And think I know what it might be...
0:21:03 > 0:21:06Should've done your homework early like me,
0:21:06 > 0:21:08Like me, like me, like me...
0:21:13 > 0:21:15KEYPAD TONES
0:21:19 > 0:21:23What? Let you hand in MY PROJECT with YOUR NAME on it?
0:21:23 > 0:21:26Yeah! And then I do mine over the weekend
0:21:26 > 0:21:28and you can hand that in instead. Genius!
0:21:28 > 0:21:30Absolutely no way.
0:21:30 > 0:21:33Fine. Stay in the flat. Be there when my auntie gets home.
0:21:33 > 0:21:35Tell her I said hi.
0:21:36 > 0:21:39OK, so, when I said "no way",
0:21:39 > 0:21:41what I actually meant was...
0:21:41 > 0:21:44- HE SIGHS - "It's in my locker".
0:21:44 > 0:21:45Yes!
0:21:55 > 0:21:56OK, pens out, everyone.
0:21:59 > 0:22:00Ground-breaking new idea.
0:22:01 > 0:22:05Today, you're going to be marking your own work.
0:22:05 > 0:22:06John, that's you,
0:22:06 > 0:22:10Peter...here you can just do those.
0:22:10 > 0:22:13Hang on. Run that by me again.
0:22:13 > 0:22:15I was...just...um...
0:22:15 > 0:22:18Wondering where you were taking Lizzie tomorrow night.
0:22:18 > 0:22:21Which restaurant. And what time.
0:22:21 > 0:22:23Why do you want to know? Going to turn up, are you?
0:22:23 > 0:22:25Get in between me and my little Lizzie?
0:22:25 > 0:22:28Ha-ha-ha-ha! Course not!
0:22:28 > 0:22:32- Fancy her, do you? - No! Pfft!
0:22:32 > 0:22:33I don't fancy Lizzie.
0:22:33 > 0:22:35I mean, she's not my type.
0:22:35 > 0:22:37I mean, that face! Ugh!
0:22:37 > 0:22:38All wrong. And those feet!
0:22:38 > 0:22:40Gurgh.
0:22:40 > 0:22:43All right, love? Did you get my note, did you?
0:22:44 > 0:22:45Hi.
0:22:45 > 0:22:47Seven'll be fine on Saturday, Graham.
0:22:48 > 0:22:50"Derek's Chinese Buffet".
0:22:50 > 0:22:52Yup.
0:22:52 > 0:22:53I'll see you there.
0:22:56 > 0:22:59Tell you what, it's a good job you don't fancy Lizzie,
0:22:59 > 0:23:00cos you just sat on that pancake.
0:23:04 > 0:23:06Miss, my ICT project.
0:23:06 > 0:23:07In on time and everything.
0:23:07 > 0:23:09Shocker, innit?
0:23:09 > 0:23:13Anyway, I think you'll find it's a cut above my normal standard.
0:23:13 > 0:23:14What's it on?
0:23:14 > 0:23:17- It's on a memory stick, Miss. Look. - I meant, what's your topic?
0:23:17 > 0:23:19ICT?
0:23:19 > 0:23:21< SHOUTING
0:23:21 > 0:23:22Fine.
0:23:24 > 0:23:27I mean, I drew a smiley face, with ears...
0:23:27 > 0:23:29COMMOTION
0:23:32 > 0:23:34It's marked, it's all marked!
0:23:34 > 0:23:35Check the books! Any book!
0:23:35 > 0:23:39- Put THAT in my permanent record! - I should THINK so. Good.
0:23:44 > 0:23:46"A plus plus plus".
0:23:46 > 0:23:49GIGGLING
0:23:49 > 0:23:50"2,000%."
0:23:50 > 0:23:53LAUGHTER
0:23:53 > 0:23:56"Totes amazeballs".
0:23:56 > 0:23:59Hmm, interesting.
0:23:59 > 0:24:02I shall expect big things from this class at the end-of-term exams.
0:24:04 > 0:24:06- Are you all right? You look a bit... - GURGLING
0:24:06 > 0:24:08..sweaty.
0:24:08 > 0:24:11Oh, we think he's been sick in the bin, Miss.
0:24:11 > 0:24:15- LAUGHTER - You came in to school whilst unwell?
0:24:15 > 0:24:19Absolutely. So...dedicated to my pupils.
0:24:19 > 0:24:23Year 8's really important.
0:24:23 > 0:24:25Er, we're Year 9, Sir.
0:24:25 > 0:24:27GIGGLING
0:24:27 > 0:24:28- Mr Bell.- Yes.
0:24:30 > 0:24:31Can I see you outside?
0:24:31 > 0:24:32ALL: Oooooooh!
0:24:32 > 0:24:34All right, all right, all right...
0:24:39 > 0:24:41This is unacceptable!
0:24:41 > 0:24:44Oh, come on. I knew they were Year 9 really.
0:24:44 > 0:24:45Not that!
0:24:45 > 0:24:48School policy is that teachers should stay at home
0:24:48 > 0:24:51for 48 hours after any instance of vomiting.
0:24:51 > 0:24:53- Yes, but... - I don't want half my staff ill!
0:24:53 > 0:24:55This is a disciplinary offence.
0:24:55 > 0:24:58Which as you know, must be marked on your...
0:24:58 > 0:24:59..on my permanent record, yes.
0:25:02 > 0:25:05GURGLING
0:25:06 > 0:25:09HE GAGS
0:25:09 > 0:25:10GROANING
0:25:14 > 0:25:16Just coming now. We're mint.
0:25:18 > 0:25:21Oh, what? You've got to be joking me!
0:25:21 > 0:25:23OK, er, OK, listen, listen, listen...
0:25:26 > 0:25:27Nero?
0:25:30 > 0:25:32You in bed?
0:25:34 > 0:25:37Nero, love?
0:25:37 > 0:25:39Mm-hmm?
0:25:39 > 0:25:40Feeling any better?
0:25:45 > 0:25:47How's the tum-tum?
0:25:47 > 0:25:48It's, uh..
0:25:48 > 0:25:50like...
0:25:50 > 0:25:52nuff puke, yo?
0:25:53 > 0:25:55Well, you must be ill.
0:25:55 > 0:25:58You don't sound like yourself at all.
0:25:58 > 0:26:01I'll put some nice chicken soup on.
0:26:01 > 0:26:03STIFLED GIGGLES
0:26:03 > 0:26:04Ow, my tum-tum.
0:26:04 > 0:26:06It's, er...
0:26:06 > 0:26:08It's well vexed.
0:26:09 > 0:26:10Poor you.
0:26:27 > 0:26:29What! What the...?
0:26:29 > 0:26:31What the...? What's going on?
0:26:31 > 0:26:35They just came to see how I was, Auntie. I'm fine, guys.
0:26:35 > 0:26:37- Honest.- Good.
0:26:37 > 0:26:39Aw... Well, what a thoughtful lot!
0:26:39 > 0:26:42But you can't stay, I'm afraid. Nero needs his rest.
0:26:42 > 0:26:45- Oh, well.- No worries. - Don't worry about it.
0:26:47 > 0:26:48(Yes!)
0:26:51 > 0:26:53GURGLING
0:26:53 > 0:26:56Argh. Oh, no, no!
0:26:56 > 0:26:57Oh, no, no, no!
0:26:59 > 0:27:01HE GROANS
0:27:02 > 0:27:04FLUSHING
0:27:06 > 0:27:08I don't care if you're actually ill now.
0:27:08 > 0:27:10You said you'd do my ICT project for Monday.
0:27:10 > 0:27:12Now, type!
0:27:12 > 0:27:15I can't believe I'm missing street dance. I'm going to END Mr Bell.
0:27:15 > 0:27:18You're not the only one missing something important.
0:27:18 > 0:27:19I had a date to crash.
0:27:19 > 0:27:22Luckily, I've got it covered...
0:27:37 > 0:27:40Proper strange running into you here, Sir and Miss.
0:27:40 > 0:27:42Yeah, very strange.
0:27:42 > 0:27:44You don't have to call them "Sir" and "Miss".
0:27:44 > 0:27:46They're not at school. They're normal...
0:27:47 > 0:27:48..-ish.
0:27:49 > 0:27:51Black-bean sauce, anyone?
0:27:51 > 0:27:52# Can't live with 'em
0:27:52 > 0:27:54# And you can't kick 'em out
0:27:54 > 0:27:55# When they're up they rub it in your face
0:27:55 > 0:27:56# Kick you when you're down
0:27:56 > 0:27:58# But what no-one understands them
0:27:58 > 0:27:59# You know what they're on about
0:27:59 > 0:28:00# Always gonna be around
0:28:00 > 0:28:01# Gotta find a common ground
0:28:01 > 0:28:05# If you know so much about me
0:28:05 > 0:28:06# Where do I go from here?
0:28:06 > 0:28:07# If you see 'em every day
0:28:07 > 0:28:09# You can never get away
0:28:09 > 0:28:12# Only time that you're the boss? 4 o'clock. #