0:00:06 > 0:00:09# Where do you go when you know Nobody can understand you?
0:00:09 > 0:00:12# When it's just too much to handle?
0:00:12 > 0:00:15# What d'you do when you end up Somewhere you never planned to?
0:00:15 > 0:00:17# Wash that stress out Like it was shampoo
0:00:17 > 0:00:20# You should stay It can change
0:00:20 > 0:00:23# There's good days And bad days
0:00:23 > 0:00:26# But one day down the line This time is sure to stop
0:00:26 > 0:00:28# So the only time is now 4 o'clock. #
0:00:31 > 0:00:34I don't get it. Why is Ding-Dong making us do detention outside?
0:00:34 > 0:00:36Maybe he's going to teach us survival skills.
0:00:36 > 0:00:40- I've always wanted to learn how to beat up a badger. Hai-ya!- Ow.
0:00:40 > 0:00:42Whoa. Guys, check it out.
0:00:42 > 0:00:44Throw, throw...
0:00:44 > 0:00:46Come on, girls, keep throwing.
0:00:46 > 0:00:48Mr Nunn teaches netball club?
0:00:48 > 0:00:49It's like that time we saw Mr Bell
0:00:49 > 0:00:51at the pool with the little trunks on.
0:00:51 > 0:00:52Just wrong.
0:00:52 > 0:00:54Oi, sir! Where's your frilly skirt?
0:00:54 > 0:00:57Why's that, Johnson? You want to borrow it?
0:00:57 > 0:00:58Netball? A bit wimpy for you,
0:00:58 > 0:01:00innit, sir?
0:01:00 > 0:01:02Actually, I studied netball
0:01:02 > 0:01:03for my sports enthusiast badge.
0:01:03 > 0:01:05It's a fascinating discipline.
0:01:05 > 0:01:07No, Johnson's right. It's basketball for wimps.
0:01:07 > 0:01:11Which is why I can watch real sport whilst this lot play catch.
0:01:11 > 0:01:13Ooh, unlucky!
0:01:13 > 0:01:14Enjoy detention, losers.
0:01:24 > 0:01:27What's up with those Day-Glo threads?
0:01:27 > 0:01:32Under Mr Harris, detention became some of holiday camp.
0:01:32 > 0:01:33It's time for a change.
0:01:33 > 0:01:36What, you're taking us to an actual holiday camp?!
0:01:36 > 0:01:37Litter-picking.
0:01:37 > 0:01:40THEY COMPLAIN
0:01:40 > 0:01:44And...for two more seasoned offenders,
0:01:44 > 0:01:47special treat - dog duty.
0:01:56 > 0:01:58What's up with you?
0:01:58 > 0:02:01I'm rejecting the whole concept of labour as punishment.
0:02:01 > 0:02:03Yeah?
0:02:03 > 0:02:07- Reject this! - HE LAUGHS
0:02:07 > 0:02:08Oh, come on, you wouldn't...
0:02:10 > 0:02:11Litter fight!
0:02:19 > 0:02:20Ew!
0:02:20 > 0:02:23There is a rotten sausage in here and I'm going to shove it
0:02:23 > 0:02:24so far up your nose!
0:02:24 > 0:02:27Johnson, Grant, Burton...
0:02:29 > 0:02:31..this one. Headmaster's office. Now.
0:02:37 > 0:02:39Get out. I'm busy.
0:02:39 > 0:02:40But Mr Bell sent us, Miss.
0:02:40 > 0:02:42You do know your subnormal sidekick's turned
0:02:42 > 0:02:44detention into a labour camp.
0:02:44 > 0:02:46I didn't, no.
0:02:46 > 0:02:48- But I don't see your problem. - Typical teacher.
0:02:48 > 0:02:50All about the punishment.
0:02:50 > 0:02:54A proper school would punish us with activities that
0:02:54 > 0:02:56developed us as people.
0:02:56 > 0:02:58Would it? Like what?
0:03:00 > 0:03:01Netball Club!
0:03:01 > 0:03:03ALL: What?
0:03:03 > 0:03:05Yeah, you know, that'd well develop us as people.
0:03:05 > 0:03:10It'd teach us hard work, discipline...team spirit.
0:03:10 > 0:03:12Got any more of those?
0:03:12 > 0:03:16Fine. Netball Club it is. Now get out of my office.
0:03:27 > 0:03:29- Netball Club? - You can thank me later.
0:03:29 > 0:03:30Come on, let's split.
0:03:30 > 0:03:33I'd rather lug junk than play catch for the man.
0:03:35 > 0:03:39She'd rather pick up bum-drops than chuck a floppy ball about?
0:03:40 > 0:03:41Hardcore.
0:03:48 > 0:03:52Check this one out, Fat Man Runs Into Wall.
0:03:52 > 0:03:54Here he comes...
0:03:54 > 0:03:57- Here he comes and... - BOYS: Oooooooh!
0:03:57 > 0:03:59Comedy gold.
0:03:59 > 0:04:03Sir, this is Netball Club, so can we actually play some netball?
0:04:03 > 0:04:04All right, fine.
0:04:04 > 0:04:08Tell you what, you lot might as well go home early.
0:04:08 > 0:04:09You serious?
0:04:09 > 0:04:12Yeah, you're boys, you don't need lessons in how to catch.
0:04:12 > 0:04:13Am I right?
0:04:14 > 0:04:16Nice one, let's go!
0:04:17 > 0:04:18Right!
0:04:18 > 0:04:22If I fall asleep, you blow that into my ear, love?
0:04:23 > 0:04:25Where are those three off to?
0:04:25 > 0:04:26Home. Didn't want this lot
0:04:26 > 0:04:29embarrassing themselves in front of an audience, know what I mean?
0:04:29 > 0:04:32And why are they playing netball with an old football?
0:04:32 > 0:04:35Because I spent all the netball money on shin-pads for cricket.
0:04:35 > 0:04:37'To me, to me.'
0:04:37 > 0:04:39My office, tomorrow morning.
0:04:39 > 0:04:41I've got footie warm-ups.
0:04:41 > 0:04:44All right, I suppose I can reschedule.
0:04:51 > 0:04:53Sorry about the smell, I ran in...
0:04:55 > 0:04:57Uh! What's with the nun?
0:04:57 > 0:05:00This is Sister Dorothy.
0:05:00 > 0:05:03She's head of PE at St Millicent's Convent.
0:05:03 > 0:05:04Good morning.
0:05:04 > 0:05:07PE? Must be hard to run in that.
0:05:07 > 0:05:10She's generously offered to lend us some netball equipment
0:05:10 > 0:05:12until we can afford to buy our own.
0:05:12 > 0:05:14Perhaps you'd like to help me unload the van.
0:05:14 > 0:05:18Unless you're too tired out from your run?
0:05:18 > 0:05:20I'll manage.
0:05:21 > 0:05:23HE GROANS
0:05:23 > 0:05:25Now...
0:05:25 > 0:05:28Can I help you with any coaching tips...
0:05:29 > 0:05:31..as well as equipment?
0:05:31 > 0:05:32I'm all right, love,
0:05:32 > 0:05:35I know how to tell them to throw a big orange football through a hoop.
0:05:35 > 0:05:38I am a national coach.
0:05:38 > 0:05:40I could fill you in on the latest tactics?
0:05:40 > 0:05:42For nuns.
0:05:42 > 0:05:44St Millicent's are the regional champions.
0:05:44 > 0:05:46Yeah, but I've got boys in my team.
0:05:46 > 0:05:48They could beat your lot, easy.
0:05:49 > 0:05:53All right, Elmsmere versus St Millicent's, here, this Friday.
0:05:53 > 0:05:56And you better have that little embroidered cushion at the ready,
0:05:56 > 0:05:59sister, because it's time to start praying.
0:06:05 > 0:06:07We've booked this room.
0:06:07 > 0:06:09Yeah, well, my bum's booked this seat.
0:06:09 > 0:06:13You're obstructing a meeting of the school newspaper.
0:06:13 > 0:06:15Who cares?
0:06:15 > 0:06:18Wait! School newspaper? You need any stories?
0:06:18 > 0:06:20Why? You've got one, have you?
0:06:20 > 0:06:22Yeah, I do actually.
0:06:22 > 0:06:25So sit down, cos this is going to blow your Crocs off.
0:06:26 > 0:06:29- Come on.- Pass it here. - Pass and move.
0:06:29 > 0:06:30- Pass and move.- GS.
0:06:30 > 0:06:32Stands for "great skive".
0:06:35 > 0:06:36Yo!
0:06:36 > 0:06:39All right, sir, check how freaked out this dog is by this hose, look.
0:06:39 > 0:06:40Can it, Johnson.
0:06:40 > 0:06:43Grab a ball, get on the court and look lively.
0:06:43 > 0:06:44What?
0:06:44 > 0:06:46But I thought you said boys don't need to learn how to catch.
0:06:46 > 0:06:48That's before I signed us up
0:06:48 > 0:06:51for a match against St Millicent's Convent on Friday.
0:06:51 > 0:06:53- You are joking?- Nope.
0:06:53 > 0:06:54And no team of mine
0:06:54 > 0:06:57is going to get a thrashing from a bunch of birds in penguin suits.
0:06:57 > 0:06:58Chop, chop.
0:06:58 > 0:07:00This sounds great!
0:07:00 > 0:07:01Will you be using the 2-4-1 formation,
0:07:01 > 0:07:04sir, or the classic 2-3-2?
0:07:04 > 0:07:08Shut up! Get on the floor and give me 50 squat-thrusts now.
0:07:08 > 0:07:10Welcome to the Pain Cave!
0:07:10 > 0:07:12Come on girls!
0:07:14 > 0:07:16And make us pick up dog doo.
0:07:16 > 0:07:18And wear bright yellow jackets.
0:07:18 > 0:07:20We look like The Hoobs.
0:07:20 > 0:07:23You need to start a campaign. Get it stopped.
0:07:23 > 0:07:25Bad kids being punished?
0:07:25 > 0:07:28That's not a story, that's what detention is for.
0:07:28 > 0:07:32- What? - It's your front page right there.
0:07:32 > 0:07:34They obviously don't know the first thing about news.
0:07:34 > 0:07:37Er, hello? We know loads, actually.
0:07:37 > 0:07:40Yeah, like the head of French is actually a vampire.
0:07:40 > 0:07:43Oh, and the dinner ladies chop up traffic wardens and put them
0:07:43 > 0:07:45in the curry.
0:07:45 > 0:07:48- Eleesha!- I know, it's outrageous.
0:07:48 > 0:07:50Please print something.
0:07:50 > 0:07:55If I have to pick up another mouldy trainer I am going to vom.
0:07:55 > 0:07:58OK. Mr Nunn wants us to do
0:07:58 > 0:08:01some boring old story about a netball match.
0:08:01 > 0:08:03If can you find a good angle on that,
0:08:03 > 0:08:05I'll look at your litter picking story.
0:08:11 > 0:08:13You want to quit netball?
0:08:13 > 0:08:15What happened to hard work and team spirit?
0:08:15 > 0:08:18Nailed it. Right, guys?
0:08:18 > 0:08:21Evidently not if you want to give up after two days.
0:08:21 > 0:08:24Please, he's making us do actual exercise!
0:08:24 > 0:08:25Tough.
0:08:25 > 0:08:28You're doing netball until I say different.
0:08:28 > 0:08:30- But, Miss, it...- Out!
0:08:36 > 0:08:37I just don't get it,
0:08:37 > 0:08:40how can that lot be such a bunch of ploppy dog-poo at netball?
0:08:40 > 0:08:42It's barely even a sport!
0:08:42 > 0:08:44I don't know, maybe they need a bit of leadership.
0:08:44 > 0:08:46Or a coach who cares about what he's actually doing.
0:08:46 > 0:08:49What would you know about it?
0:08:49 > 0:08:50I played netball at school.
0:08:50 > 0:08:53I'm a massive netball fan.
0:08:53 > 0:08:55- HE LAUGHS - A single man
0:08:55 > 0:08:57who watches netball on his own?
0:08:57 > 0:08:59Interesting.
0:08:59 > 0:09:02Anyway, if you love netball so much, why don't you take over the team?
0:09:02 > 0:09:04I'd love to!
0:09:04 > 0:09:09I...I have to plan the Year Ten field trip.
0:09:09 > 0:09:13- But Dex is free.- Am I? - Yes, you said you had
0:09:13 > 0:09:15all that free time now that you're no longer taking detention.
0:09:15 > 0:09:16Yeah, but...
0:09:16 > 0:09:17Come on.
0:09:17 > 0:09:20The team would really benefit from having a coach with a real
0:09:20 > 0:09:21passion for the sport.
0:09:21 > 0:09:22Um...
0:09:24 > 0:09:26# Now this is a great test
0:09:26 > 0:09:29# If I say yes to Lizzie She'd be impressed
0:09:29 > 0:09:31# This could be our first little bit of common ground
0:09:31 > 0:09:33# The very first thing we both love that I've found
0:09:33 > 0:09:36# Imagine us staying behind after school
0:09:36 > 0:09:38# Discussing all the finer points of netball - cool!
0:09:38 > 0:09:40# I can become the heroic team coach
0:09:40 > 0:09:43# Talking tactics with Liz We'd get close
0:09:43 > 0:09:45# Win my first match in charge That's vital
0:09:45 > 0:09:47# Take the trophy for the big league title
0:09:47 > 0:09:50# Get the kids believing we can win this
0:09:50 > 0:09:53# Next step Gold medal at the Olympics!
0:09:53 > 0:09:55# All with Lizzie up in the crowd
0:09:55 > 0:09:57# Waving, smiling Blowing kisses down
0:09:57 > 0:09:59# Wow, it's a foolproof plan with no limits
0:09:59 > 0:10:02# Only one teeny-weeny problem with it
0:10:02 > 0:10:04# I
0:10:04 > 0:10:05# Don't
0:10:05 > 0:10:06# Know
0:10:06 > 0:10:07# Anything
0:10:07 > 0:10:09# About
0:10:09 > 0:10:10# Netball #
0:10:11 > 0:10:13# Is it the one with the ball and the net?
0:10:13 > 0:10:15# I mean, that's kind of what the name suggests
0:10:15 > 0:10:18# But what's the net attached to A wall or a pole?
0:10:18 > 0:10:20# And what happens when you get the ball in the hole?
0:10:20 > 0:10:23# Is that a goal, a score or a try?
0:10:23 > 0:10:25# And how do you win? Is it first to five?
0:10:25 > 0:10:28# If only I could ask Lizzie to show me!
0:10:28 > 0:10:30# Does everyone have a stick Or just the goalie?
0:10:30 > 0:10:32# Does he wear a mask? Should I wear a mask?
0:10:32 > 0:10:35# Blast Dunno if I'm up to the task!
0:10:35 > 0:10:37# I don't know the first little thing about the sport
0:10:37 > 0:10:39# All I know is I have to get out of this for sure!
0:10:39 > 0:10:42# Netball might be rough I'm no expert
0:10:42 > 0:10:44# Gotta get away before somebody gets hurt
0:10:44 > 0:10:46# If I don't, I won't know what to do
0:10:46 > 0:10:49# All I'd know is that I bit off more than I can chew! #
0:10:51 > 0:10:53Actually, I'm not sure.
0:10:53 > 0:10:5620 quid says you can't send those nuns away
0:10:56 > 0:10:58crying into their wimples.
0:10:58 > 0:10:59I'm not really a betting man.
0:10:59 > 0:11:02A betting man? Or a man full stop?
0:11:03 > 0:11:05All right. You're on.
0:11:05 > 0:11:06Result!
0:11:06 > 0:11:0920 quid the wiser and I don't have to watch that lot
0:11:09 > 0:11:10flub catches all day.
0:11:10 > 0:11:11Nice one, Harris.
0:11:18 > 0:11:21What? You're taking over Netball Club?
0:11:21 > 0:11:23Yeah. Long story.
0:11:23 > 0:11:24You know...
0:11:24 > 0:11:28I heard the team is, like, a joke, you should probably disband it.
0:11:28 > 0:11:31Can I get a lift? Vending machine ate my bus fare.
0:11:31 > 0:11:33- Again!- Eli, I was just telling Dexter he should cancel
0:11:33 > 0:11:37- the netball club.- What? Oh, oh, yeah. Oh, that'd be ace.
0:11:37 > 0:11:39It's a prison with bibs on.
0:11:39 > 0:11:42And now there's this match on Friday with... What?
0:11:42 > 0:11:46So you want me to cancel netball to make your life easier?
0:11:46 > 0:11:47Nice.
0:11:47 > 0:11:49What's gotten into you all of a sudden?
0:11:49 > 0:11:53Hey, Dex! Really looking forward to the match on Friday.
0:11:55 > 0:11:58Ah. I see. So this is about impressing your science boo.
0:11:58 > 0:12:01She's not my boo and no it isn't.
0:12:01 > 0:12:03OK, good, cos we're going to get trounced.
0:12:20 > 0:12:23Just chill. There's no way he's going to be any worse than Nunn,
0:12:23 > 0:12:25the man's a pussycat.
0:12:25 > 0:12:28WHISTLE BLOWS Right, you horrible lot!
0:12:28 > 0:12:31We'll start with ten laps of the netball court,
0:12:31 > 0:12:33followed by firing practice!
0:12:33 > 0:12:34Do you mean shooting?
0:12:34 > 0:12:35Less of your cheek.
0:12:35 > 0:12:38You've just earned yourselves ten extra laps.
0:12:38 > 0:12:40Move it, move it!
0:12:40 > 0:12:41Now!
0:12:41 > 0:12:44HE BLOWS WHISTLE
0:12:44 > 0:12:48How are we supposed to make a story about netball exciting?
0:12:48 > 0:12:52OK. What if we do a big interview with Mr Nunn
0:12:52 > 0:12:54about...his love life?
0:12:54 > 0:12:56Ugh. That's, like, the grossest thing ever.
0:12:56 > 0:12:59Oh, I can't feel my legs.
0:13:01 > 0:13:04This is the worst week of my life, and I've been on holiday in Wales.
0:13:04 > 0:13:07Netball Club, not such a great skive now, eh, boys?
0:13:07 > 0:13:11Dex's taken over as coach and he's making us actually try.
0:13:11 > 0:13:14He doesn't even know his goal defence from his wing attack.
0:13:14 > 0:13:16An incompetent coach?
0:13:16 > 0:13:17Tell us more.
0:13:19 > 0:13:21Thanks for letting us interview you for the paper, sir.
0:13:21 > 0:13:24No problem. The music department is an open book.
0:13:24 > 0:13:26We actually want to know about netball.
0:13:29 > 0:13:33What do you say to allegations you're a lying con-job with
0:13:33 > 0:13:35zero sporting experience?
0:13:35 > 0:13:37What? Who've you been talking to?
0:13:37 > 0:13:38We ask the questions!
0:13:38 > 0:13:42I'd say... You can't prove it.
0:13:42 > 0:13:43Can't you just admit you're a total fraud
0:13:43 > 0:13:46so we can put it in the paper and make you look like a pillock?
0:13:46 > 0:13:47No!
0:13:47 > 0:13:50The truth is the netball team is under a lot of pressure,
0:13:50 > 0:13:53but I believe, with hard work, we can win this.
0:13:53 > 0:13:54Bo-ring.
0:13:54 > 0:13:56KNOCK ON DOOR
0:13:56 > 0:13:58Now, if you'll excuse me...
0:13:59 > 0:14:01I'm surprised you're so confident, sir,
0:14:01 > 0:14:03seeing as St Millicent's have won every single match
0:14:03 > 0:14:05they've ever played.
0:14:05 > 0:14:09They have? I mean... Pfft, I knew that.
0:14:14 > 0:14:18It weren't me, so don't accuse me, you establishment flunky.
0:14:18 > 0:14:21I didn't say owt! Now move!
0:14:21 > 0:14:24No, what you doing? Get off it! No don't throw it, no!
0:14:24 > 0:14:27No! Argh!
0:14:28 > 0:14:30No-one tells me what to do.
0:14:30 > 0:14:31I'll take care of this.
0:14:33 > 0:14:35Let me guess. Detention?
0:14:35 > 0:14:37Have you ever played netball?
0:14:39 > 0:14:42Nero, Nero! Nero!
0:14:42 > 0:14:46- Nero pass it! - Throw it, you peanut! Give it here.
0:14:50 > 0:14:53Mess about like that against St Millicent's and I'll thwong you.
0:14:53 > 0:14:55What is going on? I thought you said
0:14:55 > 0:14:57you'd rather lug junk than play catch for the man!
0:14:57 > 0:15:00- So I changed my mind.- But why?
0:15:00 > 0:15:03Do I have to explain myself to you, Zero? No.
0:15:03 > 0:15:05DEX BLOWS WHISTLE
0:15:05 > 0:15:08Good work, team! Keep this up and we might just win!
0:15:08 > 0:15:12Right, come on, guys, let's cool down.
0:15:12 > 0:15:13This is a nightmare!
0:15:17 > 0:15:19Guys. Just got an idea.
0:15:23 > 0:15:27How about, "Team are under pressure but still stand a chance,
0:15:27 > 0:15:28"claims netball coach"?
0:15:28 > 0:15:30Boring!
0:15:30 > 0:15:34Can't we just say he admitted to being a lying flap-gob and go home?
0:15:34 > 0:15:35He didn't.
0:15:35 > 0:15:37They're never going to print this.
0:15:37 > 0:15:40We're going to be stuck lugging bin-liners around in Day-Glo
0:15:40 > 0:15:43- bibs forever!- Where are you going?
0:15:43 > 0:15:45Home. I give up.
0:15:45 > 0:15:48Fleur. Hang on!
0:15:55 > 0:15:57- We're going to get caught. - We ain't going to get caught.
0:15:57 > 0:16:00If we hide the goals, we never have to play netball again.
0:16:00 > 0:16:03Think about it, no hoops, no Netball Club.
0:16:05 > 0:16:07What are you up to?
0:16:07 > 0:16:11- COUGHING:- Chilling and illing.
0:16:11 > 0:16:13Well, stop illing and go home.
0:16:16 > 0:16:18Quick, in those bushes. Go, go.
0:16:28 > 0:16:31Oi! Litter doesn't pick itself up, you know!
0:16:31 > 0:16:32Cheer up!
0:16:32 > 0:16:37I got a surprise for you - I filed our netball story!
0:16:37 > 0:16:40How? It's like the boringest thing ever.
0:16:40 > 0:16:42Nice story(!)
0:16:42 > 0:16:44Oh, thanks. Told you we'd nail it.
0:16:44 > 0:16:47You going to print our litter-picking story or what?
0:16:47 > 0:16:51Shame it's a cobbled-together confection of lies and hearsay.
0:16:51 > 0:16:53"Netball Overshadowed by Cannibal Curry -
0:16:53 > 0:16:57"Dinner Ladies Bake Feast of Human Flesh."
0:16:57 > 0:16:59Ah, I zhushed it up a bit.
0:16:59 > 0:17:03And since you changed our front page without our permission,
0:17:03 > 0:17:05you're never writing for us again.
0:17:05 > 0:17:07Eleesha!
0:17:07 > 0:17:09Don't know why you're getting all mardy for.
0:17:09 > 0:17:10I kept your name on it.
0:17:15 > 0:17:19The netball goals, where are they?!
0:17:19 > 0:17:20They've gone missing?
0:17:21 > 0:17:24Oh, no. We're not going to be able to play.
0:17:24 > 0:17:25Terrible news(!)
0:17:26 > 0:17:32Spill. Or I'll wash those precious corn rows in berry smoothie.
0:17:32 > 0:17:36I don't know what you're chatting about, I swear!
0:17:36 > 0:17:38We ARE going to play that match.
0:17:43 > 0:17:46Why's she so hyped up about some stupid netball match?
0:17:46 > 0:17:48Same reason she's angry about everything, probably.
0:17:48 > 0:17:52Childhood trauma, lack of supportive role models.
0:17:52 > 0:17:55- BELL RINGS - Oh, come on. Lunch.
0:17:57 > 0:17:59You coming to lunch, Murphy?
0:17:59 > 0:18:03Or you scared a cannibal's going to eat your brains? Nom-nom-nom!
0:18:03 > 0:18:06Shut up or I'll knock your eyeballs out and I'll use them as rubbers.
0:18:06 > 0:18:07Fleur!
0:18:07 > 0:18:11Threats are unacceptable behaviour. Here.
0:18:13 > 0:18:16Eleesha did some stupid story for the school newspaper
0:18:16 > 0:18:18and now everyone thinks I wrote it.
0:18:18 > 0:18:19I'm sure it's not that bad.
0:18:24 > 0:18:25Oh.
0:18:27 > 0:18:28Well, the torment won't last.
0:18:28 > 0:18:31Eventually, we'll all die and none of this will matter.
0:18:31 > 0:18:33Oh, thanks, miss. Well reassuring.
0:18:36 > 0:18:37Take this chap.
0:18:37 > 0:18:39I'm sure he did loads of embarrassing things,
0:18:39 > 0:18:41but now he's just calcium.
0:18:41 > 0:18:44No pain, no suffering.
0:18:44 > 0:18:45Is this helping?
0:18:46 > 0:18:49Yeah... Actually, it is.
0:18:49 > 0:18:51You go put your feet up and I'll tidy up in here.
0:18:56 > 0:18:59GIRLS GIGGLE Look, there she is.
0:19:02 > 0:19:04Fleur, I just wanted to say I'm...
0:19:07 > 0:19:11I thought you wouldn't be eating in here, what, with all the cannibals
0:19:11 > 0:19:13- in the kitchen... - Your article really was quite
0:19:13 > 0:19:15hilariously mistaken.
0:19:15 > 0:19:16Shut it. I ain't in the mood.
0:19:16 > 0:19:19Just making conversation. Pass the salt.
0:19:22 > 0:19:25Although sometimes I do wonder what they put in this.
0:19:27 > 0:19:29What's that?
0:19:29 > 0:19:31Tooth! Tooth!
0:19:31 > 0:19:33SCREAMING
0:19:35 > 0:19:37One tooth. Doesn't prove anything.
0:19:37 > 0:19:40Not what these guys think.
0:19:40 > 0:19:43We wrote you an interesting story on netball.
0:19:43 > 0:19:46And cannibals. Now pay up!
0:19:46 > 0:19:49Fine, you can do the litter-picking story.
0:19:49 > 0:19:50Result!
0:19:50 > 0:19:53You're not really calling environmental health are you?
0:19:53 > 0:19:55It's obviously a prank!
0:19:55 > 0:19:58You can't be too careful when you're dealing with human remains.
0:20:00 > 0:20:04- MEGAPHONE:- 'Environmental hazard. This area is out of bounds.
0:20:04 > 0:20:08'Please do not use the netball courts. Environmental hazard.
0:20:08 > 0:20:10'This area is out of bounds.
0:20:10 > 0:20:12'Please do not use the netball courts.'
0:20:12 > 0:20:14But I'm playing a netball match there in ten minutes!
0:20:14 > 0:20:16Sorry, not any more. School orders.
0:20:19 > 0:20:22I'm really sorry, but between the missing goals,
0:20:22 > 0:20:25the teeth in the food and the lack of court,
0:20:25 > 0:20:27- I think it's best that we cancel. - What?!
0:20:27 > 0:20:30No, no, no, no. We have to play this match.
0:20:30 > 0:20:31Clementine?
0:20:32 > 0:20:35Well, of course YOU go to this dump.
0:20:35 > 0:20:37Briony.
0:20:37 > 0:20:40What? You...you rolled with the nuns?
0:20:40 > 0:20:45Well, yes, until she failed her exams and got kicked out.
0:20:45 > 0:20:48Such a...loser!
0:20:48 > 0:20:50- GIRLS LAUGH - Yeah, but...
0:20:50 > 0:20:52maybe I did that on purpose,
0:20:52 > 0:20:56cos hanging out with snore-bores like you was doing my nut in.
0:20:56 > 0:20:57Oh, really?
0:20:58 > 0:21:01But if that's the case, then, why did you call me afterwards?
0:21:01 > 0:21:04Sorry I never got back to you, by the way.
0:21:04 > 0:21:07I guess I just...didn't want to.
0:21:07 > 0:21:09GIRLS LAUGH
0:21:13 > 0:21:15# Whoa! There ya go
0:21:15 > 0:21:19# Now it all makes sense Clem was a convent girl
0:21:19 > 0:21:20# And now she wants revenge
0:21:20 > 0:21:23# Cos she never woulda fitted in
0:21:23 > 0:21:25# With all them snobby, snotty types
0:21:25 > 0:21:28# And they woulda never ever got to grips with what she's like
0:21:28 > 0:21:31# No surprise she got out fast
0:21:31 > 0:21:35# Cos they'd tease someone like her and treat her like an outcast
0:21:35 > 0:21:39# She seems tough, difficult Even hard work
0:21:39 > 0:21:43# But I know for a fact that can happen when you're hurt
0:21:43 > 0:21:46# I'm still waiting to be treated like a son
0:21:46 > 0:21:47# By my dad, by my mum
0:21:47 > 0:21:49# I know where she's coming from
0:21:49 > 0:21:53# Cos when you feel abandoned and you're out on your own
0:21:53 > 0:21:57# You put on a suit of armour and act like you're not alone
0:21:57 > 0:22:02# Oh, I never wanna feel like they made me feel
0:22:02 > 0:22:04# Again
0:22:04 > 0:22:05# Oh
0:22:05 > 0:22:10# And people wonder why I can never be
0:22:10 > 0:22:11# A friend
0:22:11 > 0:22:13# True
0:22:13 > 0:22:16# You can say I lost my trust
0:22:16 > 0:22:18# Lost my faith
0:22:18 > 0:22:24# But the reasons They lie deep behind my eyes
0:22:24 > 0:22:25# And that's why
0:22:25 > 0:22:29# So what do I do or say Cos I got my own way
0:22:29 > 0:22:30# The match is off
0:22:30 > 0:22:32# Netball Club might have its last day
0:22:32 > 0:22:35# But now if we don't play Millicent's
0:22:35 > 0:22:36# That is so whack
0:22:36 > 0:22:40# Cos then Clem She won't never get her own back
0:22:40 > 0:22:43# And she'll never deal with how mean they've been
0:22:43 > 0:22:47# Today me and Clem are really on the same team
0:22:47 > 0:22:51# I gotta get this match back on the road now
0:22:51 > 0:22:55# And funnily enough I think I might know how! #
0:22:56 > 0:22:59Dex, I think I might know how to get this match back on.
0:23:01 > 0:23:03More evidence!
0:23:03 > 0:23:05Did you find it in the kitchen?
0:23:06 > 0:23:09Poor bony traffic warden.
0:23:09 > 0:23:12No. I nicked it from Science.
0:23:12 > 0:23:16I wanted to prove to those doorknobs that our story was actually true.
0:23:16 > 0:23:19That might be tricky.
0:23:23 > 0:23:24Oh...
0:23:25 > 0:23:28Hi! Just working on our litter-picking story.
0:23:28 > 0:23:32Don't bother, I think you've already got tomorrow's front page.
0:23:48 > 0:23:50- What?!- I'm not sure about this.
0:23:50 > 0:23:53Come on, do you want to impress Lizzie or not?
0:23:53 > 0:23:55Where'd you get those goals from?
0:23:55 > 0:23:58The bushes. The rugby club must have hidden them.
0:23:58 > 0:24:00Bunch of jokers.
0:24:00 > 0:24:01Right.
0:24:01 > 0:24:03Look at this now!
0:24:03 > 0:24:06Isaac, stop! Watch out, you're going to put paint all over the bags!
0:24:06 > 0:24:07I'm sick of this.
0:24:07 > 0:24:11What are you doing? We were THIS close.
0:24:11 > 0:24:13Sometimes you got to take one for the team.
0:24:13 > 0:24:18Oi! Clem! The match is back on - we got your back.
0:24:20 > 0:24:24- GIRLS:- One, two, three, gooooo...
0:24:24 > 0:24:26Millicent's!
0:24:26 > 0:24:27Go, girls!
0:24:27 > 0:24:32Think I might use that 20 quid to upgrade my Sky Sports,
0:24:32 > 0:24:33which doesn't include netball.
0:24:33 > 0:24:36Cos it's called Sky SPORTS
0:24:36 > 0:24:38not Sky Girls' Hobbies.
0:24:38 > 0:24:43This is a friendly, remember? So I want a nice clean match.
0:24:43 > 0:24:46Must be so sad to end up in a dump like this.
0:24:46 > 0:24:47Three.
0:24:47 > 0:24:51- Still at least you're with people a bit more...- Two.- ..on your level.
0:24:51 > 0:24:52One...
0:24:52 > 0:24:55- SHE BLOWS WHISTLE - You, off!
0:25:00 > 0:25:03Game's not even started yet and we've already lost our best player.
0:25:03 > 0:25:05Let's just jack it in.
0:25:05 > 0:25:07I admit, it's not looking good.
0:25:09 > 0:25:11But...let's try and do our best.
0:25:11 > 0:25:12- TEAM:- No! No!
0:25:12 > 0:25:15Oh, come on! You want them lot to walk out of here thinking
0:25:15 > 0:25:19they're best just cos they sleep in a church and talk like a queen?
0:25:19 > 0:25:20And know how to play netball.
0:25:20 > 0:25:21So do we!
0:25:21 > 0:25:24Eli, I've seen how fast you run when the lunch bell goes.
0:25:24 > 0:25:26You got to move if you want crispy chips.
0:25:26 > 0:25:29And, Owen, if this was a maths lesson, your hand'd be going up
0:25:29 > 0:25:30like, "Whoa!"
0:25:30 > 0:25:33It is an opportunity to set a good example.
0:25:34 > 0:25:37We've got the skills to nail this.
0:25:37 > 0:25:41So let's get back out there and trash those nuns!
0:25:41 > 0:25:43Ellesmere, Ellesmere!
0:25:43 > 0:25:46- TEAM: Ellesmere, Ellesmere! - Come on!
0:26:07 > 0:26:10Eli! Go on. Go. Go.
0:26:15 > 0:26:18WHISTLE BLOWS
0:26:24 > 0:26:25I'm sorry they beat us.
0:26:25 > 0:26:26And...
0:26:27 > 0:26:30I'm sorry about what they did to you. Not cool.
0:26:30 > 0:26:33They didn't beat us.
0:26:34 > 0:26:36What?
0:26:36 > 0:26:39Did you not just see that? They took us apart.
0:26:39 > 0:26:41Oh, the game? Yeah, shame.
0:26:43 > 0:26:46But I meant all that trash I collected with Mr Bell.
0:26:46 > 0:26:48I hid it under the seats of their van,
0:26:48 > 0:26:51it's going stink the place out for weeks.
0:26:51 > 0:26:52'That's disgusting!
0:26:52 > 0:26:55'It really stinks back here.
0:26:55 > 0:26:58- 'So gross!- Disgusting!- It's awful!'
0:27:00 > 0:27:02Sooo sorry that netball didn't work out for you all.
0:27:04 > 0:27:05Oh, faster, please.
0:27:05 > 0:27:07This garbage won't pick up itself!
0:27:07 > 0:27:10You know, that stunt you pulled yesterday, it was pretty cool
0:27:10 > 0:27:11for a newbie.
0:27:11 > 0:27:14Big talk for a two-foot-tall tiny man who got beaten by nuns.
0:27:14 > 0:27:16I was just trying to be friendly.
0:27:16 > 0:27:18Yeah? Make friends with this.
0:27:28 > 0:27:30Oi! Stop it!
0:27:35 > 0:27:39That's it, as of this moment, student litter-picking's cancelled!
0:27:39 > 0:27:41- Whoo! - THEY CHEER
0:27:41 > 0:27:44But, but, but...
0:27:44 > 0:27:45Who's going to clear up all this mess?
0:27:45 > 0:27:47I'm sure you'll think of someone.
0:27:49 > 0:27:51STUDENTS LAUGH
0:27:54 > 0:27:56# Can't live with 'em And you can't kick them out
0:27:56 > 0:27:58# When they're up They rub it in your face
0:27:58 > 0:28:00# Kick when you're down But when no-one understands them
0:28:00 > 0:28:02# You know what they're on about Always gonna be around
0:28:02 > 0:28:04# Gotta find a common ground
0:28:04 > 0:28:07# If you know so much about me
0:28:07 > 0:28:09# Where do I go from here?
0:28:09 > 0:28:11# You see 'em every day You can never get away
0:28:11 > 0:28:13# Only time that you're the boss 4 o'clock. #