0:00:06 > 0:00:09# Where do you go when you know nobody can understand you?
0:00:09 > 0:00:12# When it's just too much to handle?
0:00:12 > 0:00:15# What d'you do when you end up somewhere you never planned to?
0:00:15 > 0:00:17# Wash that stress out like it was shampoo
0:00:17 > 0:00:20# You should stay, it can change
0:00:20 > 0:00:23# There's good days and bad days
0:00:23 > 0:00:26# But one day down the line this time is sure to stop
0:00:26 > 0:00:28# So the only time is now, 4 o'clock. #
0:00:37 > 0:00:38I knew that would happen!
0:00:38 > 0:00:40Yep. Could see that coming waaay off.
0:00:40 > 0:00:43No, I mean... I knew that would happen.
0:00:43 > 0:00:47Newsflash, Einstein. It's called gravity.
0:00:47 > 0:00:50No - you're not getting it. I saw it in my head.
0:00:50 > 0:00:52Must be part of me gift.
0:00:52 > 0:00:55Gift? What are you dribbling on about?
0:00:55 > 0:00:58Me Nan said I'd develop it. She's clairvoyant and that.
0:00:58 > 0:01:02Always predicts when Fiona Bruce is going to read the news.
0:01:02 > 0:01:04Yeah, two words: TV Guide?
0:01:04 > 0:01:07Nah, she can never get that to work. She just scrolls up and down till
0:01:07 > 0:01:09she finds something with butlers in it.
0:01:09 > 0:01:13OK, then: oh, mystical one. Let's have another prediction.
0:01:13 > 0:01:17Hang on. I just need to align me energies.
0:01:19 > 0:01:26I predict that Clem will come face to face with...
0:01:27 > 0:01:29..oh, the Queen!
0:01:33 > 0:01:34You've bust a cog.
0:01:34 > 0:01:37No, I ain't! My inner eye don't lie.
0:01:37 > 0:01:39Your inner eye needs a visit to an optician.
0:01:41 > 0:01:43All right, Leesh?
0:01:43 > 0:01:46Yeah, all right, ta. Looks like I can see the future.
0:01:46 > 0:01:47Oh, yeah? Nice one.
0:01:47 > 0:01:49BELCHING
0:01:49 > 0:01:50Urgh, that's rank!
0:01:50 > 0:01:52What? It weren't me!
0:01:52 > 0:01:54Oh, you gotta lay off the fizzy drinks, woman.
0:01:54 > 0:01:55I don't burp!
0:01:55 > 0:01:58BELCHING
0:01:58 > 0:02:01Eleesha, seriously? What's up with you?
0:02:01 > 0:02:04It's just a ringtone that keeps on giving. Hit me.
0:02:04 > 0:02:06BELCHING
0:02:06 > 0:02:08Juvenile much?
0:02:08 > 0:02:11Didn't see that one coming, did you?
0:02:13 > 0:02:15Lesson plans, is it?
0:02:15 > 0:02:19Oh, no, I've completely forgotten to plan my next lesson!
0:02:19 > 0:02:21What am I going to do?
0:02:21 > 0:02:26Get the kids to run around until they're sick. There. Lesson planned.
0:02:26 > 0:02:28My green is missing.
0:02:30 > 0:02:32Where's my green pen?
0:02:32 > 0:02:34It'll turn up. These things have a life of their own!
0:02:34 > 0:02:36- No, they don't. - I know. I just mean...
0:02:36 > 0:02:38- They're inanimate.- Of course...
0:02:38 > 0:02:39I can keep an eye out for it.
0:02:39 > 0:02:43Would you? It's just that it's my favourite.
0:02:43 > 0:02:46You see, I won the set at a science conference.
0:02:46 > 0:02:49A "Guess The Weight Of The Universe" competition.
0:02:49 > 0:02:51I'm on the case.
0:02:51 > 0:02:53Thanks.
0:02:53 > 0:02:54I wouldn't hold your breath on that one, love.
0:02:54 > 0:02:57Dex couldn't find his backside if he was sat on it.
0:02:57 > 0:03:00I think you'll find I'm quite an observant person.
0:03:00 > 0:03:02Oh, yeah? Well, then how comes you couldn't find
0:03:02 > 0:03:05a mirror when you were getting dressed this morning?
0:03:05 > 0:03:08I will not keep an eye out for your pen, Miss Baker,
0:03:08 > 0:03:09I will hunt it down.
0:03:18 > 0:03:22Ah, here, Owen. You should've seen what just...
0:03:22 > 0:03:25Er...hello? What's up with the exclusion zone?
0:03:25 > 0:03:28My mum told me to stay two metres away from you.
0:03:28 > 0:03:32What? Why? We-we haven't got the plague or nothing.
0:03:33 > 0:03:35Yeah, but she thinks you're a bad influence.
0:03:35 > 0:03:40Us? That hurts. Deeply.
0:03:40 > 0:03:42BELCHING
0:03:42 > 0:03:44LAUGHTER
0:03:44 > 0:03:46I negotiated her down.
0:03:46 > 0:03:48She wanted five metres, but that put me in the corridor.
0:03:48 > 0:03:52So, here we are. Or, rather, there you are.
0:03:52 > 0:03:56Our own circle of badness!
0:03:56 > 0:03:57Cool!
0:03:57 > 0:04:01Settle down. Mouths shut.
0:04:02 > 0:04:03Phones off.
0:04:05 > 0:04:07BELCHING
0:04:07 > 0:04:10How many times have I told you that breakfast is to be eaten
0:04:10 > 0:04:12and not heard?
0:04:13 > 0:04:15BELL RINGS
0:04:18 > 0:04:19That was my dad!
0:04:19 > 0:04:21He texted me to say he got all my messages,
0:04:21 > 0:04:23and he's going to phone at lunchtime!
0:04:23 > 0:04:25Coming through! Mind your backs!
0:04:25 > 0:04:27Oh, my days. Have you gone loco?
0:04:27 > 0:04:29It's important to be accurate.
0:04:29 > 0:04:32You know what, Eli? I think I'll go this way.
0:04:32 > 0:04:33I think I'll go this way, too. Yeah, yeah.
0:04:33 > 0:04:35What are you doing? Stop encroaching.
0:04:35 > 0:04:37- Ooooo!- Respect the zone!
0:04:37 > 0:04:38"The zone!"
0:04:40 > 0:04:41Bye-bye!
0:04:45 > 0:04:48That's right - no graffiti and enough paper towels.
0:04:48 > 0:04:52Because we're not animals. Seen enough?
0:04:52 > 0:04:56I'm just gonna...call my people and get this situation resolved.
0:04:56 > 0:04:59Why are you loitering outside the girls' toilet?
0:04:59 > 0:05:02Er, we're just waiting for a girl to come out, Miss.
0:05:02 > 0:05:04BELCHING
0:05:04 > 0:05:05Give me that.
0:05:07 > 0:05:10You know the rules. Phones on silent in school.
0:05:10 > 0:05:11I'm confiscating this.
0:05:11 > 0:05:13But, Miss, I really need it!
0:05:13 > 0:05:16You can come and get it from my office at the end of the day.
0:05:18 > 0:05:20You gotta be joking me!
0:05:20 > 0:05:22Don't sweat it. We'll get it back.
0:05:22 > 0:05:27You do know you're a boy? This is completely unacceptable.
0:05:27 > 0:05:29You heard the dragon. She's going to keep it in her office.
0:05:29 > 0:05:31Her lair.
0:05:31 > 0:05:33- What?- Oh, dragons have lairs.
0:05:33 > 0:05:35We could break in.
0:05:35 > 0:05:37Yeah, using that handy sledgehammer we don't have.
0:05:37 > 0:05:40Or we could crawl in through the air conditioning ducts
0:05:40 > 0:05:44and I could lower you down using super-strength wires. Simples!
0:05:44 > 0:05:46Don't you mean "stupids"!
0:05:46 > 0:05:49Not as stupid as you phoning me whilst Andress is in the corridor!
0:05:49 > 0:05:50- Yeah, I know. - BELL RINGS
0:05:50 > 0:05:52I'm really sorry about that...
0:05:54 > 0:05:56Are you still there?
0:05:56 > 0:05:59Can I come out now? Guys...?
0:06:03 > 0:06:08Ah. The mighty pen-hunter returns... empty-handed.
0:06:08 > 0:06:09Too quick for you, were they?
0:06:09 > 0:06:12Oh, I have pens.
0:06:12 > 0:06:15Wow. I didn't really expect you to go to all this trouble.
0:06:15 > 0:06:18It's no trouble at all. I've got eyes like a hawk.
0:06:18 > 0:06:19I see. Hmm.
0:06:22 > 0:06:23Wrong brand.
0:06:25 > 0:06:26Chewed end.
0:06:27 > 0:06:30Too dark. Frayed tip.
0:06:31 > 0:06:33Ah, too heavy. Ha!
0:06:35 > 0:06:37Oh!
0:06:38 > 0:06:43No, er, wrong smell. Sorry, it's, er, none of these.
0:06:43 > 0:06:47You've got eyes like a hawk with a bag over its head.
0:06:47 > 0:06:52You see, Dex, seeking out your prey and bringing it home is a man's job.
0:06:52 > 0:06:54Oh, that's kind of you, Graham.
0:06:55 > 0:06:56Eh?
0:06:56 > 0:06:59Offering to help. I really appreciate it.
0:06:59 > 0:07:01Oh, right. Yeah. Well, of course.
0:07:01 > 0:07:03I mean, it's what I bring to the table, isn't it?
0:07:03 > 0:07:05May the best man win.
0:07:18 > 0:07:21Miss Andress, it is my sad duty to inform you that there's been
0:07:21 > 0:07:24another terrible graffiti incident.
0:07:24 > 0:07:26Don't you want to see what it says?
0:07:26 > 0:07:27Not particularly.
0:07:27 > 0:07:29It's just that.... It's about your, erm...
0:07:32 > 0:07:34..undergarments.
0:07:35 > 0:07:37Show me.
0:07:46 > 0:07:48Dex, looking smooth. New tie?
0:07:48 > 0:07:51Oh, thank you! Yeah, it is quite new.
0:07:51 > 0:07:54And those shoes are... a brave choice.
0:07:55 > 0:07:57What are you after, Nero?
0:07:57 > 0:08:02Nothing! I just... I really need my phone back.
0:08:02 > 0:08:03Could you get it for me?
0:08:03 > 0:08:06Sorry. Miss Andress made it quite clear.
0:08:06 > 0:08:09It's got my maths homework on it! And a video I need for art.
0:08:09 > 0:08:12Look, she'll give it back to you at the end of the day.
0:08:12 > 0:08:13I can't help you.
0:08:13 > 0:08:16All right... I'll level with you.
0:08:17 > 0:08:20My dad's going to call at lunchtime, OK?
0:08:20 > 0:08:23Nero. Come on. Using your family as an excuse is not on!
0:08:23 > 0:08:24But it's true!
0:08:24 > 0:08:26Nice try. But I'm not falling for it.
0:08:26 > 0:08:28This is so out of order.
0:08:28 > 0:08:31Now it's going to be another three months before I speak to him!
0:08:34 > 0:08:37# Oh, no, Nero was honest about the whole "Dad" thing
0:08:37 > 0:08:38# It's a case of me misunderstanding!
0:08:38 > 0:08:40# Like when I thought a smartphone has a nice case
0:08:40 > 0:08:42# Or when I thought Kanye West was a place
0:08:42 > 0:08:44# And I remember all my friends rolled their eyes
0:08:44 > 0:08:45# When I thought Lady Gaga was Lord Gaga's wife
0:08:45 > 0:08:47# Thought a hard drive was a difficult journey
0:08:47 > 0:08:49# These little things aren't the things that concern me
0:08:49 > 0:08:52# What's important is Nero's dad To that kid he's like Superman
0:08:52 > 0:08:54# But I think he's the bad guy here
0:08:54 > 0:08:56# If Nero knew that, he'd be quite scared
0:08:56 > 0:09:00# And I hate to see him so unsure He's just a kid and he deserves more
0:09:00 > 0:09:02# For now all he needs is a telephone call
0:09:02 > 0:09:03# And no misunderstanding at all!
0:09:03 > 0:09:05# I just want a couple words
0:09:05 > 0:09:08# A little dialogue, a quick chat
0:09:10 > 0:09:12# And I know that if I heard
0:09:12 > 0:09:15# His voice I never would forget that
0:09:15 > 0:09:17# And maybe he'd be telling me that he was coming back
0:09:17 > 0:09:20# Or maybe he wanted to say that he has to
0:09:20 > 0:09:21# Start afresh with a whole new chapter
0:09:21 > 0:09:23# Or that he's back arm in arm with my mum
0:09:23 > 0:09:25# And wants us to be real father and son
0:09:25 > 0:09:27# See how I've grown, catch all the changes
0:09:27 > 0:09:29# Man, I ain't seen my old man in ages!
0:09:29 > 0:09:30# He might want to bring me to our new home!
0:09:30 > 0:09:32# Yo. I gotta get that phone
0:09:32 > 0:09:34# And I've got to into Andress's lair
0:09:34 > 0:09:36# Share my thoughts - make her care!
0:09:36 > 0:09:37# Give up on the phone and agree it's fact
0:09:37 > 0:09:39# That every young lad needs his dad! #
0:09:39 > 0:09:41Right!
0:09:43 > 0:09:44Miss Andress?
0:10:20 > 0:10:23Check out all the fuss over a green pen.
0:10:23 > 0:10:26Oh, yeah. Bit weird.
0:10:26 > 0:10:29- Oh, hey - I know who'll have it. - Who?
0:10:29 > 0:10:32The Queen! I'll get it off her when I see her.
0:10:32 > 0:10:34Cut it out now, Clem. Seriously.
0:10:35 > 0:10:38She'll probably get a page boy to present it to me
0:10:38 > 0:10:42on a velvet cushion or something. It's going to be ace. Oh, no.
0:10:42 > 0:10:44That's never going to happen, is it?
0:10:44 > 0:10:47Because I'm never going to come face to face with the Queen.
0:10:49 > 0:10:55Hey! Oh, wow, a pound! Nice!
0:10:55 > 0:10:57What's on the, er, other side of it?
0:11:00 > 0:11:03The Queen. It's the Queen!
0:11:03 > 0:11:06What are you like? It's only a picture.
0:11:06 > 0:11:08Yeah, a picture of her FACE!
0:11:08 > 0:11:12You've come face-to-face with the Queen!
0:11:12 > 0:11:15It's clearly a technicality!
0:11:15 > 0:11:17# So my gift is real! It's the truth!
0:11:17 > 0:11:19# The Queen on the coin was definitely proof!
0:11:19 > 0:11:21# I am properly magic like "Poof!"
0:11:21 > 0:11:23# Like the Tooth Fairy but without the tooth
0:11:23 > 0:11:24# Without the wings and the dress and the flying
0:11:24 > 0:11:26# But everyone knows now I'm not lying
0:11:26 > 0:11:28# Unsure before but now I'm certain Ha!
0:11:28 > 0:11:31# In your face, Clem Burton! Cos I can see it!
0:11:31 > 0:11:33# I can see it all!
0:11:33 > 0:11:37# Something special is definitely in me for sure!
0:11:37 > 0:11:40# Now I'm seeing things I've never ever seen before!
0:11:40 > 0:11:43# So start believing more! Cos I can see it all!
0:11:43 > 0:11:45# Nan always said it'd take a while
0:11:45 > 0:11:47# For me to develop me gift and a style.
0:11:47 > 0:11:49# I don't need tea leaves or Tarot
0:11:49 > 0:11:51# Mystical mud mixed in a wheelbarrow
0:11:51 > 0:11:52# All I need is this brain that I'm tapping
0:11:52 > 0:11:54# And I can know everything before it happens!
0:11:54 > 0:11:56# Scientists'll say "Isn't she clever?
0:11:56 > 0:11:58# "How the heck did she predict the weather?!"
0:11:58 > 0:11:59# That's not all I can do, it's awesome
0:11:59 > 0:12:01# I am going to predict misfortune
0:12:01 > 0:12:03# Predicting all of your weak mistakes
0:12:03 > 0:12:05# Predicting when the school heating breaks!
0:12:05 > 0:12:06# That's just the start! When will it end? Never!
0:12:06 > 0:12:08# I could change the whole world for the better!
0:12:08 > 0:12:10# Madame Eleesha I'm just like "Wow"
0:12:10 > 0:12:12# The future is here so I better start now!
0:12:12 > 0:12:15# Cos I can see it! I can see it all!
0:12:15 > 0:12:19# Something special is definitely in me for sure!
0:12:19 > 0:12:22# Now I'm seeing things I've never ever seen before!
0:12:22 > 0:12:26# So start believing more! Cos I can see it all!
0:12:26 > 0:12:29# I can prove it and the truth is
0:12:29 > 0:12:31# "Madame Eleesha" has got a ring to it
0:12:31 > 0:12:33# It's my time to shine, let's do this! #
0:12:35 > 0:12:38Isaacs! Stop staring and start cleaning that off!
0:12:38 > 0:12:43Yes... because with every second that passes...
0:12:44 > 0:12:47..even more people get to read it.
0:12:50 > 0:12:54This is such a cuss. My dad might be calling right now!
0:12:54 > 0:12:56Can't you just call him back later?
0:12:56 > 0:12:58No, I've been trying to get through to him for weeks!
0:12:58 > 0:13:00He's just... busy, you know.
0:13:00 > 0:13:03"Busy". I bet that doesn't help your abandonment issues.
0:13:05 > 0:13:07Sorry.
0:13:08 > 0:13:10She's out of her office now.
0:13:10 > 0:13:11We've just gotta find a way in.
0:13:11 > 0:13:13We could tunnel in through the next room!
0:13:13 > 0:13:16Oh, please. The floors are made of concrete.
0:13:16 > 0:13:18What about magnets?
0:13:18 > 0:13:22To slide the lock open? That's the least stupid suggestion so far.
0:13:22 > 0:13:24I mean, it's still pretty stupid, but...
0:13:24 > 0:13:26Well, it may be stupid, but it's the only idea we've got.
0:13:26 > 0:13:28This school ain't messin' with my family.
0:13:31 > 0:13:33OK, you've got magnet one. What are you going to do?
0:13:33 > 0:13:35I hold it under the keyhole...
0:13:37 > 0:13:38I hold it under the keyhole
0:13:38 > 0:13:42while you use magnet two to slide it sideways to unlock the door.
0:13:42 > 0:13:45You got it. Owen, what are you doing?
0:13:45 > 0:13:47Shaking my head, saying there's no way in a zillion years
0:13:47 > 0:13:49you're going to get away with this.
0:13:49 > 0:13:53Chill out. Andress ain't going to catch us. We'll be out in no time.
0:13:58 > 0:14:00Where's Nero?
0:14:01 > 0:14:03What am I, a GPS tracker?
0:14:03 > 0:14:05I need to find him - urgently.
0:14:05 > 0:14:07Come on. You've seen cop films.
0:14:07 > 0:14:09You don't get information for free.
0:14:09 > 0:14:11I'm not giving you money, Clem.
0:14:11 > 0:14:13What about those green pens?
0:14:14 > 0:14:16Fine.
0:14:16 > 0:14:20Take the pens. They're all wrong anyway. Now where is he?
0:14:20 > 0:14:21No idea.
0:14:28 > 0:14:31Got any amazing predictions for us yet?
0:14:31 > 0:14:33No, she doesn't.
0:14:33 > 0:14:35Course I have.
0:14:36 > 0:14:38You know Nunn?
0:14:38 > 0:14:40He's going to be...
0:14:40 > 0:14:42Fired from a cannon?
0:14:42 > 0:14:43Attacked by birds?
0:14:43 > 0:14:45Taken away.
0:14:45 > 0:14:49- By who, the fashion police?- No.
0:14:49 > 0:14:52By little green men.
0:14:52 > 0:14:54Today.
0:14:54 > 0:14:58Great. I look forward to seeing that come true.
0:15:16 > 0:15:17You never know.
0:15:19 > 0:15:23What can I say, gents? My style opens doors.
0:15:23 > 0:15:25Fine, I tried to save you.
0:15:25 > 0:15:27And now I'm washing my hands of the whole thing.
0:15:31 > 0:15:32After you.
0:15:48 > 0:15:50- IN SINISTER VOICE: - When I press this button, child,
0:15:50 > 0:15:53you will be lowered into a pool of sharks.
0:15:53 > 0:15:55Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:15:55 > 0:15:57Stop messing, you divot. She's probably hidden it.
0:15:57 > 0:15:59Now, call my phone.
0:16:01 > 0:16:03Lizzie. Have you seen Nero?
0:16:03 > 0:16:05No. Why? Has he got my pen?
0:16:05 > 0:16:07BELCHING
0:16:07 > 0:16:09Oh, sorry. That was...
0:16:10 > 0:16:13..my lunch. Which I ate too quickly.
0:16:14 > 0:16:17Because I was so busy looking for your pen!
0:16:17 > 0:16:19Which I will still find!
0:16:19 > 0:16:21BELCHING
0:16:33 > 0:16:35Miss.
0:16:35 > 0:16:38Just one second, Miss. I have a question.
0:16:38 > 0:16:41Which I...I...I really, really need to ask you.
0:16:43 > 0:16:46What is it, Owen?!
0:16:46 > 0:16:47Spit it out!
0:16:47 > 0:16:49Well...
0:16:49 > 0:16:50I...
0:16:50 > 0:16:53I am...
0:16:53 > 0:16:55doing a science project.
0:16:55 > 0:16:59And I need to measure the height of the tallest teacher.
0:16:59 > 0:17:02And I would like to measure you now,
0:17:02 > 0:17:05because now would be a good time, you see...
0:17:05 > 0:17:06NOW!
0:17:07 > 0:17:11Please hurry up, Owen. I'm clearly not the tallest teacher, am I?
0:17:12 > 0:17:14Ah, yes, but...
0:17:14 > 0:17:17not only have I got to measure the height of the tallest teacher.
0:17:17 > 0:17:22I've also got to measure the...the widest.
0:17:22 > 0:17:24DETENTION!
0:17:24 > 0:17:25And I'm confiscating this.
0:17:25 > 0:17:27STOP RUNNING!
0:17:43 > 0:17:46Hear you're on the lookout for green pens.
0:17:46 > 0:17:49- You heard right.- What are you doing? Re-colouring all your tracksuits?
0:17:49 > 0:17:51Ha-ha-ha! Have you got one or what?
0:17:51 > 0:17:54Yep, here you go. I claim my reward!
0:17:54 > 0:17:57Very funny.
0:17:59 > 0:18:00No coin, no pen.
0:18:00 > 0:18:03Sorry, what makes you think you're getting any money?
0:18:03 > 0:18:06The terms and conditions on your poster.
0:18:06 > 0:18:08All right, fine. Here's 20p.
0:18:08 > 0:18:10Now give me the pen and shove off!
0:18:10 > 0:18:12How about you give me a quid?
0:18:12 > 0:18:15How about you give me my 20p back?
0:18:15 > 0:18:18How about I tell Miss Andress you've breached a written contract.
0:18:18 > 0:18:20Whatever!
0:18:23 > 0:18:27All right, all right, look, here's a quid. Give me the pens.
0:18:27 > 0:18:31All right, Dex! Just got a load of pens, no big deal.
0:18:31 > 0:18:34BELCHING
0:18:34 > 0:18:36Bit...bit rude.
0:18:39 > 0:18:40Hello?
0:18:41 > 0:18:43Mr Johnson, it's Dexter Harris.
0:18:43 > 0:18:48No, wait, don't go! I'm just trying to find Nero now.
0:18:52 > 0:18:55Teachers, eh? How are you supposed to nick something
0:18:55 > 0:18:57if they don't put it where they say?
0:18:57 > 0:18:59I tell you. Standards are dropping.
0:19:01 > 0:19:03That's way more than two metres.
0:19:03 > 0:19:05Quite probably, but as well as giving me detention,
0:19:05 > 0:19:09Andress confiscated my tape measure, so I'd rather be on the safe side.
0:19:09 > 0:19:12Ah, sorry, man. You took one for the team. I owe you big time.
0:19:12 > 0:19:16Ooh, Andress looks like she means business.
0:19:16 > 0:19:17Wonder who she's after?
0:19:19 > 0:19:20NERO JOHNSON!
0:19:21 > 0:19:23I think that's you.
0:19:23 > 0:19:26He's just in with a teacher at the moment.
0:19:26 > 0:19:29Getting special credit, I think. Bear with me.
0:19:29 > 0:19:30Hand it over, young man.
0:19:30 > 0:19:33- Hand what over?- Your mobile phone. - I ain't got it!
0:19:33 > 0:19:34Well, you must have hidden it.
0:19:34 > 0:19:36- YOU'VE hidden it somewhere!- Ssh!
0:19:36 > 0:19:38I ain't had it since you took it off me!
0:19:38 > 0:19:40You can lie detector me and everything.
0:19:40 > 0:19:42Well, it's gone from my office and I saw YOU running away.
0:19:42 > 0:19:44- Your aunt's on her way in.- What?!
0:19:44 > 0:19:46- But, Miss, he didn't take it! - Your wasting your breath, Eli.
0:19:53 > 0:19:54Er...
0:19:57 > 0:19:58Hello.
0:19:58 > 0:20:01No, no, no, no, no - no, don't go, please, don't hang up!
0:20:01 > 0:20:03Wait...at least leave a message.
0:20:06 > 0:20:08Tell him I said "Hi."?
0:20:08 > 0:20:10Tell him I said "Hi."?!
0:20:10 > 0:20:12Tell him I said "Hi."?!
0:20:12 > 0:20:14Oh...my...days!
0:20:14 > 0:20:15- RAPS:- # Is that all he's got to say?
0:20:15 > 0:20:18# Pathetic Matter of fact, a disgrace!
0:20:18 > 0:20:22# But I have to face facts It's my fault, I took the phone
0:20:22 > 0:20:23# That was my call
0:20:23 > 0:20:25# But Nero's the one being punished for it
0:20:25 > 0:20:27# It's all gone wrong and I can't ignore it
0:20:27 > 0:20:30# He's getting blamed and yes, I admit it
0:20:30 > 0:20:32# For the phone-napping crime that I committed!
0:20:32 > 0:20:34# It's not fair
0:20:34 > 0:20:37# It's not fair
0:20:37 > 0:20:39# It's not fair
0:20:39 > 0:20:43# Just isn't, just isn't Just isn't, just isn't fair
0:20:44 > 0:20:47# It's not fair It's not fair
0:20:49 > 0:20:52# Just isn't, just isn't Just isn't, just isn't fair
0:20:52 > 0:20:54RAPS: # Now I'm under classroom arrest
0:20:54 > 0:20:56# With Ding Dong here trying to puff up his chest
0:20:56 > 0:20:59# Just isn't fair! How have I cheated?
0:20:59 > 0:21:01# Attempting a crime that weren't even completed?
0:21:01 > 0:21:03# That ain't a crime! At least I don't think it is
0:21:03 > 0:21:06# Either way I'm getting punished and I'm sick of this!
0:21:06 > 0:21:08# This is worse than any detention I've had
0:21:08 > 0:21:10# And I didn't even get to speak to my dad!
0:21:10 > 0:21:13# I can't change the fact his dad didn't want to speak to him
0:21:13 > 0:21:15# But I can set Nero free Get them releasing him
0:21:15 > 0:21:17# Even if she fires me When she sees the proof
0:21:17 > 0:21:20# I have to go and tell Andress the truth! #
0:21:23 > 0:21:24Miss Andress...
0:21:24 > 0:21:26about Nero and his phone -
0:21:26 > 0:21:28there's something I urgently need to tell you.
0:21:28 > 0:21:29Yes, I can imagine.
0:21:29 > 0:21:33"It's not his fault, he's having difficulties at home, blah-di-blah."
0:21:33 > 0:21:35You've protected him for far too long.
0:21:35 > 0:21:37But very soon, he'll be gone.
0:21:37 > 0:21:38INTERCOM BUZZES
0:21:38 > 0:21:40'Mrs Carter has arrived.'
0:21:40 > 0:21:42- If you'll excuse me.- But...
0:21:46 > 0:21:49Mrs Carter. Thank you for coming at such short notice.
0:21:49 > 0:21:53- What's he done this time? - All will be explained in due course.
0:21:53 > 0:21:56Mr Harris, can you tell Mr Bell to bring Nero to my office.
0:22:12 > 0:22:14Whoa!
0:22:14 > 0:22:18Ah, more pens, eh?
0:22:18 > 0:22:20Good work. Thank you.
0:22:20 > 0:22:23I'm afraid I don't have any more dosh.
0:22:23 > 0:22:25But virtue is its own reward, isn't it?
0:22:25 > 0:22:28No. We want our 20ps.
0:22:28 > 0:22:31That poster constitutes a binding contract.
0:22:31 > 0:22:33- Give us our 20p!- Pay up! - ALL SHOUT AT ONCE
0:22:33 > 0:22:36Look - I'll owe it to you, all right?
0:22:36 > 0:22:38I've just said I'll give you the money.
0:22:39 > 0:22:41I'm getting very claustrophobic.
0:22:41 > 0:22:43Back off.
0:22:43 > 0:22:46ALL SHOUT AT ONCE
0:22:46 > 0:22:48Just back off, will you!
0:22:49 > 0:22:51After him!
0:22:59 > 0:23:04Nero, did you break into my office and steal your phone?
0:23:04 > 0:23:07- Tell me the truth.- I AM telling the truth! I haven't got it!
0:23:19 > 0:23:22- Mr Nunn!- Look, I've just got to deliver these to Miss Baker.
0:23:22 > 0:23:25ALL SHOUT AT ONCE Just leave me alone, all right!
0:23:27 > 0:23:29Go away, will you, please!
0:23:40 > 0:23:42GROANS
0:23:42 > 0:23:46- Scatter! - BELL RINGS
0:23:59 > 0:24:01- Do we have you today, Sir? - Is Nero going to get excluded?
0:24:01 > 0:24:04I'm afraid I really don't know.
0:24:04 > 0:24:05That means he is.
0:24:07 > 0:24:09Why don't you try ringing him to find out?
0:24:09 > 0:24:11But he hasn't got his phone.
0:24:11 > 0:24:13Try calling him anyway.
0:24:18 > 0:24:20Come on, Nero. If you've done something,
0:24:20 > 0:24:23- it's better to own up to it. - Auntie, I've said I...
0:24:23 > 0:24:25BELCHING That's my phone!
0:24:25 > 0:24:27Caught red-handed!
0:24:27 > 0:24:29I told you that ringtone would get you into trouble.
0:24:29 > 0:24:33- Hand it over. - How many times? I haven't got it.
0:24:33 > 0:24:35BELCHING
0:24:35 > 0:24:38Actually...that sounds like it's coming from your desk.
0:24:45 > 0:24:46But...
0:24:46 > 0:24:49So, you've dragged me out of work to come here
0:24:49 > 0:24:53and listen to my nephew get falsely accused of stealing his own phone.
0:24:53 > 0:24:55A phone that you've had all along!
0:24:55 > 0:25:00On behalf of Miss Andress, may I apologise for this grave error.
0:25:04 > 0:25:08And I'm sure that she'll do all she can to make amends to you both.
0:25:08 > 0:25:10Well, that's the least we can expect.
0:25:10 > 0:25:11Come on, love.
0:25:17 > 0:25:22Oh. Shall I give this to Owen, Miss? Save you a trip.
0:25:29 > 0:25:32He'll probably have to go to the Young Offenders Institute.
0:25:32 > 0:25:34No, he won't!
0:25:34 > 0:25:36Young Offenders is a breeze.
0:25:39 > 0:25:42What? My auntie used to work there.
0:25:47 > 0:25:48Nero!
0:25:51 > 0:25:55- Everything OK?- Yep. The phone was in the drawer all along.
0:25:55 > 0:25:57But...it wasn't in the drawer when we...
0:25:57 > 0:26:00Look how well everything's turned out.
0:26:00 > 0:26:04Well, you can all go now. Go on, get out.
0:26:09 > 0:26:10What happened?!
0:26:10 > 0:26:12Scary children!
0:26:12 > 0:26:14He's clearly delirious.
0:26:14 > 0:26:16- Tell my mum! - That you're scared of children?
0:26:16 > 0:26:18No! That I'm going to hospital.
0:26:18 > 0:26:21Of course! What's her number?
0:26:21 > 0:26:250...7...8...
0:26:25 > 0:26:26Hang on.
0:26:31 > 0:26:32My pen!
0:26:32 > 0:26:34I had it the whole time.
0:26:34 > 0:26:37- GROANS - That's funny, that's not like me at all.
0:26:38 > 0:26:41So, what's Mummy's number again?
0:26:41 > 0:26:430...7...8...
0:26:43 > 0:26:45Little.
0:26:46 > 0:26:48Green.
0:26:48 > 0:26:49Men!
0:26:50 > 0:26:54OK, I admit... that's a little spooky.
0:26:54 > 0:26:59That is just off the scale! My gift is too powerful.
0:26:59 > 0:27:01I ain't ever makin' a prediction again!
0:27:10 > 0:27:12You'll be all right in the back, won't you?
0:27:17 > 0:27:20So, I'm mixed up.
0:27:20 > 0:27:21Yeah. But we love you anyway.
0:27:21 > 0:27:25Shut up. I mean, I can't figure it out.
0:27:25 > 0:27:28How did my phone get out of the drawer and put back in it again?
0:27:28 > 0:27:30Maybe someone was looking out for you?
0:27:30 > 0:27:33Yeah, right! Like who?
0:27:33 > 0:27:35Haven't got a clue, I'm afraid.
0:27:35 > 0:27:37By the way, your dad says "Hi".
0:27:46 > 0:27:48- # Can't live with 'em - And you can't keep them out
0:27:48 > 0:27:50# When you're up there Rub it in your face
0:27:50 > 0:27:52- # Kick you when you're down - But when no-one understands them
0:27:52 > 0:27:55- # You know what they're on about - Always gonna be around
0:27:55 > 0:27:56# Got to find the common ground
0:27:56 > 0:27:59# If you know so much about me
0:27:59 > 0:28:01# Where do I go from here?
0:28:01 > 0:28:03# If you see him every day You can never get away
0:28:03 > 0:28:06# Only time that you're the boss 4 o'clock, 4 o'clock. #