0:00:06 > 0:00:09# Where do you go when you know nobody can understand you?
0:00:09 > 0:00:12# When it's just too much to handle
0:00:12 > 0:00:14# What do you do when you end up somewhere you never planned to?
0:00:14 > 0:00:17# Wash that stress out like it was shampoo
0:00:17 > 0:00:20# You should stay, it can change
0:00:20 > 0:00:22# There's good days and bad days
0:00:22 > 0:00:25# But one day down the line, this time is sure to stop
0:00:25 > 0:00:28# So the only time is now - four o'clock. #
0:00:30 > 0:00:31ALARM CLOCK BLEEPS
0:00:31 > 0:00:34# Yeah, yeah
0:00:34 > 0:00:38# Yeah, yeah
0:00:38 > 0:00:40# Yeah, yeah.
0:00:40 > 0:00:42# First day of school's all wonder
0:00:42 > 0:00:44# Let me tell you what I did this summer
0:00:44 > 0:00:47# Had a little fun with my friends, strange thing was I kept seeing Clem
0:00:47 > 0:00:49# Wherever I went, just like my shadow
0:00:49 > 0:00:50# Her face shooting towards me like an arrow
0:00:50 > 0:00:52# Wait, is this a coincidence?
0:00:52 > 0:00:54# Well, first let me tell you all the incidents - yeah!
0:00:54 > 0:00:56# When I was out in the arcades
0:00:56 > 0:00:58# Guess who walked in wearing some dark shades?
0:00:58 > 0:00:59# A not completely unattractive girl
0:00:59 > 0:01:01# But still, she was hogging all the car games
0:01:01 > 0:01:04# On a caravan trip with my auntie, I look up at a cliff, who do I see?
0:01:04 > 0:01:06# It's getting ridiculous now
0:01:06 > 0:01:07# You think I'm making up this, I wish, pal
0:01:07 > 0:01:09- # The cinema - Clem
0:01:09 > 0:01:11- # The high roll - Clem
0:01:11 > 0:01:13# Yes, I don't think I can hide again
0:01:13 > 0:01:14# I just might be out of my mind
0:01:14 > 0:01:17# Cos when I turned on the TV, guess who was televised
0:01:17 > 0:01:18# I even saw Clem in my clementine
0:01:18 > 0:01:20# Whoa, maybe it's a sign
0:01:20 > 0:01:22# I ain't really sure but it's playing on my mind
0:01:22 > 0:01:24# Is this annoying girl just stalking me?
0:01:24 > 0:01:27# Is it something more, is it destiny?
0:01:27 > 0:01:31# I don't know
0:01:31 > 0:01:34- # I don't know - I don't know
0:01:34 > 0:01:36# I don't know
0:01:36 > 0:01:38# This summer, wherever I go, Nero hung around like a bad smell
0:01:38 > 0:01:42# I was out to enjoy myself and he was out just cramping my style
0:01:42 > 0:01:44# You know the boy that I'm talking about
0:01:44 > 0:01:46- # Nero the zero, wannabe hero - Oi!
0:01:46 > 0:01:48# Not-completely-not-good-looking kid from school
0:01:48 > 0:01:51# But anyway, yeah, he's a weirdo At the park, the ice-cream van
0:01:51 > 0:01:53# Copying the choice of my ice cream - man!
0:01:53 > 0:01:54# Look, is this all coincidence?
0:01:54 > 0:01:56# Or could it be something different?
0:01:56 > 0:01:57# Like planets orbiting round one another
0:01:57 > 0:01:59# Gravity pulling us closer together
0:01:59 > 0:02:01# Do I believe in that? No
0:02:01 > 0:02:03# But then again, maybe we're supposed to be friends
0:02:03 > 0:02:05# There's this annoying boy that's stalking me
0:02:05 > 0:02:08# Is it something more, is it destiny?
0:02:08 > 0:02:11# I don't know
0:02:12 > 0:02:13# I don't know
0:02:13 > 0:02:16# I don't know, man, jeez, I don't know!
0:02:16 > 0:02:19# Last night you were in my dreams
0:02:19 > 0:02:22# What's it mean? Is it meant to be?
0:02:22 > 0:02:25# But not in that way
0:02:25 > 0:02:27# No, not in that way
0:02:27 > 0:02:31# And if this is a sign, guess I'll have to think about why. #
0:02:31 > 0:02:34- But she's like this and... - Dex, you ready?
0:02:38 > 0:02:40Whoa. Heavy vibe.
0:02:42 > 0:02:44We run out of Frosty Puffs?
0:02:46 > 0:02:48OK, don't tell me that Instagram is down.
0:02:48 > 0:02:50Mate, why don't you have a seat?
0:02:54 > 0:02:57All right, Nathan and Mel, they need me in Scotland.
0:02:57 > 0:02:59You know that they're struggling
0:02:59 > 0:03:00with Moses and the new baby on the way.
0:03:00 > 0:03:02Don't worry, Auntie, I can take care of myself for,
0:03:02 > 0:03:04- what, like a week? - No. No, listen.
0:03:06 > 0:03:08I'm moving to Scotland. For good.
0:03:08 > 0:03:11- I know it's sudden, but... - When you going?
0:03:11 > 0:03:13Tonight.
0:03:14 > 0:03:16- We're going to stay with them at first...- We?
0:03:21 > 0:03:22You're off your nut.
0:03:22 > 0:03:24Look, I've talked it through with your mum,
0:03:24 > 0:03:26she thinks it's the best option.
0:03:26 > 0:03:28So...
0:03:28 > 0:03:31So I'm supposed to go to school today knowing that it's
0:03:31 > 0:03:33the last time I will ever see my mates?
0:03:43 > 0:03:46So this is Elmsmere.
0:03:47 > 0:03:49Where's the man with free jelly?
0:03:50 > 0:03:54- Your mum just said that to get you on the bus.- Oh, what?!
0:03:54 > 0:03:56She is well sneaky.
0:03:56 > 0:03:57We've got to play this right.
0:03:57 > 0:04:01Who we get labelled as today is who we are for the next five years.
0:04:01 > 0:04:04Jelly Man or no Jelly Man, I'm loving this place.
0:04:04 > 0:04:06- You've only just arrived.- Yeah?
0:04:06 > 0:04:08Nobody's thrown anything at us yet.
0:04:08 > 0:04:11That is a step up from the last place.
0:04:11 > 0:04:15Look - new school, new people. Like, we could be the cool ones.
0:04:15 > 0:04:17At the school where your sister's a teacher?
0:04:17 > 0:04:20How's it going to get out? Not like me and Lizzie look alike.
0:04:20 > 0:04:23That's one benefit from having different dads.
0:04:26 > 0:04:31- Maybe it'll get out cos she'll tell everyone.- Er...this way.
0:04:31 > 0:04:36- But my map says that... registration's this way.- Short cut.
0:04:39 > 0:04:41You didn't HAVE to walk me to school, I'm not ACTUALLY a dog.
0:04:41 > 0:04:44I got walked to big school on my first day, so shut up, yeah?
0:04:44 > 0:04:46You're not getting special treatment
0:04:46 > 0:04:48like some flippin' Princess Special Knickers.
0:04:48 > 0:04:50That how you speak to me now? That is well disrespectful.
0:04:50 > 0:04:52And you'd better behave yourself
0:04:52 > 0:04:54and not embarrass us like you did at Kebab World.
0:04:54 > 0:04:56You can talk! You were totally one of the bad kids.
0:04:56 > 0:04:58I heard Mum and Dad say they were well ashamed,
0:04:58 > 0:05:00- should've got you adopted. - I was, like, head girl.
0:05:00 > 0:05:02You'd better not get up to any mischief,
0:05:02 > 0:05:04or I'll tell Mum you put her fake eyelashes
0:05:04 > 0:05:06in the bin because they reminded you of spiders.
0:05:06 > 0:05:07- Good luck, love you.- Shut up.
0:05:11 > 0:05:13- Nero, wait.- What?!
0:05:13 > 0:05:15Agh!
0:05:15 > 0:05:17Ow.
0:05:17 > 0:05:18I totally get why you would be angry,
0:05:18 > 0:05:20but your auntie can't be in two places at once.
0:05:20 > 0:05:23But why can't you look after me?
0:05:23 > 0:05:26Er, that's... I don't really think...
0:05:26 > 0:05:29Forget it, man, you can't even look after yourself.
0:05:29 > 0:05:31CHILDREN LAUGH
0:05:42 > 0:05:45- Ah, Dexter. Pleasant summer? - Well, you know.
0:05:45 > 0:05:48Have you heard? Andress has left.
0:05:48 > 0:05:50- What?- Choke on a cake, did she? - CHUCKLING
0:05:50 > 0:05:55I've been promoted, pending contract. Deputy head.
0:05:55 > 0:05:59That woman stood in my way far too long.
0:05:59 > 0:06:01Like a bollard with a perm.
0:06:01 > 0:06:03That's great, you must be pleased.
0:06:03 > 0:06:06Yes, well, I feel as if the worm is turning, Mr Harris...
0:06:06 > 0:06:08- Lizzie...have you got...- Sorry, very busy.
0:06:08 > 0:06:11Ooh. Ouch, Harris, such a ladies' man.
0:06:11 > 0:06:12I...
0:06:12 > 0:06:14HE SIGHS
0:06:16 > 0:06:18Lizzie! Erm, Miss Baker.
0:06:27 > 0:06:30We had an agreement. At school, we keep our distance.
0:06:30 > 0:06:33But I've got news. Mrs Carter's moving to Scotland with Nero,
0:06:33 > 0:06:34and I'm taking over their flat.
0:06:34 > 0:06:37We shouldn't even be working together now that we're...
0:06:37 > 0:06:38You know.
0:06:38 > 0:06:42- Dating? - (You have to stay away from me.)
0:06:44 > 0:06:48- It's not what it looks like. - We're just friends.
0:06:48 > 0:06:52More like colleagues. I was just, erm, getting...
0:06:53 > 0:06:55..this mop.
0:07:00 > 0:07:02Assembly in 15 minutes.
0:07:08 > 0:07:12- When do we start fires? - We don't start fires, we build them.
0:07:12 > 0:07:13Scouting is about self-discipline
0:07:13 > 0:07:16and gaining a sense of belonging and responsibility.
0:07:16 > 0:07:18And tying people up with ropes.
0:07:18 > 0:07:22I cannot believe you've joined my troop. It's my worst nightmare.
0:07:27 > 0:07:31- Oh, nice, you going to enter?- Oh, you'd definitely win.- Yeah.
0:07:31 > 0:07:35Yeah, I would, if I wasn't moving to Scotland. Tonight.
0:07:35 > 0:07:39- What? Why?- Some wacko scheme of my aunt's. Flippin' Scotland, fam!
0:07:39 > 0:07:41There's nothing wrong with Scotland.
0:07:41 > 0:07:43All the best people come from Scotland.
0:07:43 > 0:07:47- Wait, who's going to Scotland? - Is that like Poundland?
0:07:48 > 0:07:51- No. - All right, sheep-le?
0:07:53 > 0:07:55- What's with the faces?- Nero.
0:07:56 > 0:07:58He's moving to Scotland.
0:07:59 > 0:08:02His aunt is making him go, tonight.
0:08:02 > 0:08:05Some badult says you've gotta move and you just go along with it?
0:08:05 > 0:08:07This ain't fair.
0:08:07 > 0:08:09Clem, is something else bothering you about Nero leaving?
0:08:09 > 0:08:13Other than Nero totally failing to stand up to his oppressors?
0:08:13 > 0:08:17Sometimes...we think we're upset about one thing,
0:08:17 > 0:08:21but actually, it's something else.
0:08:21 > 0:08:24Right, what he's saying is YOU have the hots for Nero.
0:08:24 > 0:08:27- Clem fancies Nero?! - You do what, now?!
0:08:27 > 0:08:29I do not!
0:08:29 > 0:08:31There's no shame in it. Even I fancy him a bit.
0:08:31 > 0:08:33I don't fancy him, I can't stand him.
0:08:33 > 0:08:36He's been following me around all summer like some weird little fish.
0:08:36 > 0:08:38What? She...
0:08:38 > 0:08:40She is the one stalking me, OK?
0:08:40 > 0:08:42Turning up to the cinema before I even got there?
0:08:42 > 0:08:43Just keep away from me.
0:08:43 > 0:08:46- That's all I came over here to say anyway.- Fine, Clem, you know what?
0:08:46 > 0:08:48I've got better things to do on my last day
0:08:48 > 0:08:51- than hang out with a gob on legs. OTHERS:- Ooh-hoo!
0:08:51 > 0:08:54The second you're out of here, nobody's even going to care,
0:08:54 > 0:08:55you'll be forgotten.
0:09:16 > 0:09:19Hey, hey! Watch where you're walking!
0:09:19 > 0:09:22These lines are made out of paint.
0:09:22 > 0:09:24# It's like I don't even exist
0:09:24 > 0:09:26# Why I feel invisible
0:09:26 > 0:09:28# Why am I getting treated like this
0:09:28 > 0:09:30# Like my feelings ain't worth nothing?
0:09:30 > 0:09:33# There was barely a discussion, now I'm leaving school with nothing
0:09:33 > 0:09:35# And Clem giving me air like she doesn't even care if I go
0:09:35 > 0:09:37# She stares through me like a ghost
0:09:37 > 0:09:39# All my friends will forget me in a week or so
0:09:39 > 0:09:40# No-one ever made Josh leave
0:09:40 > 0:09:42# No, he left his mark, how's it feel?
0:09:42 > 0:09:45# You see, the words he embossed means that he is a legend for real
0:09:45 > 0:09:47# But I was stripped of opportunity to be that
0:09:47 > 0:09:50# Now they're going to refer to me as "that guy"
0:09:50 > 0:09:53# What I gonna do now - go Scotland and start break-dancing to bagpipes?
0:09:53 > 0:09:56# Nah, I ain't that guy
0:09:56 > 0:09:58# I can't let them take away what I love
0:09:58 > 0:10:00# All my friends, all the jokes, all the fun
0:10:00 > 0:10:02# And if I do have to go, I'mma leave a mark so big
0:10:02 > 0:10:04# They won't forget who I was and
0:10:04 > 0:10:06# Who I am, I've got a plan
0:10:06 > 0:10:08# To paint my name across the whole school, man
0:10:08 > 0:10:10# Graffiti my name, that's a grand gesture
0:10:10 > 0:10:12# Clem won't forget me, but will Dexter?
0:10:12 > 0:10:15# Yeah, yes, I'm gonna make my mark
0:10:15 > 0:10:18- # I'm going to make mine... - I should have made it from the start
0:10:18 > 0:10:21# I'm gon' make my...
0:10:21 > 0:10:23# I said I'm gonna make my mark
0:10:23 > 0:10:24# I'm gonna make my mark
0:10:24 > 0:10:27# I should have made it from the start
0:10:27 > 0:10:29# Yeah, yeah, yeah
0:10:29 > 0:10:31# Yes, I'm gonna make my mark
0:10:31 > 0:10:34# I'm gonna make my...
0:10:34 > 0:10:36# I should have made it from the start
0:10:36 > 0:10:39# Yeah, that's right, I said I'm gonna make my mark
0:10:42 > 0:10:44# I should have made it from the start
0:10:44 > 0:10:46# Yeah, yeah, yeah. #
0:10:53 > 0:10:55You've, erm, got rid of the big desk.
0:10:57 > 0:10:59I don't believe in barriers, Crispin.
0:10:59 > 0:11:02After all, we're one big happy team, aren't we?
0:11:02 > 0:11:05Your predecessor used to bang on the top of hers when she got angry.
0:11:05 > 0:11:07Oh. If you have to attack the furniture,
0:11:07 > 0:11:09something has gone seriously wrong.
0:11:13 > 0:11:14Chai latte.
0:11:14 > 0:11:16Oh, thank you.
0:11:19 > 0:11:24Now, how would you feel about being my man in charge of discipline?
0:11:25 > 0:11:28Well, an orderly school is a happy school.
0:11:28 > 0:11:32And we are long overdue an approach that actually works.
0:11:32 > 0:11:34You read my mind.
0:11:34 > 0:11:37- Elmsmere's record in that department has been somewhat...- Awful?
0:11:37 > 0:11:39SHE SIGHS
0:11:39 > 0:11:42Lacking in vision. Now...
0:11:43 > 0:11:44This...
0:11:46 > 0:11:48Thank you.
0:11:48 > 0:11:50..is my new discipline policy.
0:11:50 > 0:11:54I, er, probably won't need this. We seem to be on the same page.
0:11:54 > 0:11:55Totally!
0:11:56 > 0:11:59Oh, and maybe we could have a look at the detention room.
0:11:59 > 0:12:03See if we can... zhuzh it up a bit, mm?
0:12:03 > 0:12:04You can rely on me, Helena.
0:12:10 > 0:12:12MR NUNN CHUCKLES
0:12:13 > 0:12:16Look, Clem, I shouldn't have snapped, but it is my last day,
0:12:16 > 0:12:20- and...- She says she doesn't want to talk to you.
0:12:20 > 0:12:21'Cept she does really.
0:12:21 > 0:12:23You two should well snog.
0:12:26 > 0:12:28Erm...who's that?
0:12:29 > 0:12:30Hello, everybody.
0:12:32 > 0:12:35I'm Mrs Goodman, and I'm your new head teacher.
0:12:37 > 0:12:40- Now, I'm not going to bore you with a long speech.- Result!
0:12:40 > 0:12:42LAUGHTER
0:12:44 > 0:12:48I just wanted to say, we're all going to have a lot
0:12:48 > 0:12:51of fun together, and I personally can't wait!
0:12:51 > 0:12:53- Well, she seems nice.- It's a trick.
0:12:53 > 0:12:56- Got to be. - ..to be YOUR school.
0:12:56 > 0:12:59Somewhere that you can really make a difference
0:12:59 > 0:13:02and really leave your mark.
0:13:02 > 0:13:04LAUGHTER AND MURMURING
0:13:11 > 0:13:14Well, that was a whole new definition of "short cut".
0:13:14 > 0:13:15Sorry!
0:13:16 > 0:13:21- We got a bit lost. - And then...somebody needed a wee.
0:13:21 > 0:13:22LAUGHTER
0:13:22 > 0:13:25SOMEBODY was busting!
0:13:25 > 0:13:29Well, you're here now, lovelies, and that's the main thing.
0:13:29 > 0:13:31Come sit.
0:13:33 > 0:13:36(Did we just get away with that?)
0:13:36 > 0:13:39(Did she just call us..."lovelies"?)
0:13:41 > 0:13:44OK, everybody, settle down.
0:13:44 > 0:13:46Creeps - SO not cool.
0:13:49 > 0:13:51- MRS GOODMAN:- ..we're all going to have a lot of fun!
0:13:55 > 0:13:58I just feel like I should grow up a bit. Get some responsibility.
0:13:58 > 0:14:00Have you ever felt like that?
0:14:00 > 0:14:03All I care about is why they don't make these biscuits
0:14:03 > 0:14:05easy to get into.
0:14:05 > 0:14:08You know, I'm seeing how much Mrs Carter's family means to her.
0:14:08 > 0:14:11I don't want to just be by myself for the rest of my life.
0:14:11 > 0:14:13But then, what if she doesn't like living with me?
0:14:13 > 0:14:15Who?
0:14:15 > 0:14:18Who I've been talking about for the last ten minutes. Lizzie!
0:14:18 > 0:14:24Oh, Lizzie's a well rubbish name. What about Princess? Or Lady?
0:14:24 > 0:14:27- Or Spirit?- What? - You can't call her Lizzie.
0:14:29 > 0:14:32What if she comes to live with me and gets cold feet?
0:14:32 > 0:14:34- Booties.- I'm sorry?
0:14:34 > 0:14:37My aunt's dog wears booties when she's cold. And a hat.
0:14:38 > 0:14:41- Why are you talking to me anyway? - Because we're friends.
0:14:42 > 0:14:45Oh.
0:14:45 > 0:14:46You want a biscuit?
0:14:47 > 0:14:50You know what? I'm fine.
0:14:50 > 0:14:52Just needed to talk it through. Thanks, Isaac.
0:14:55 > 0:14:59If he wants a dog... he should just get a dog.
0:15:01 > 0:15:05Labelled as teacher's pets. It's the one thing I wanted to avoid.
0:15:05 > 0:15:08Well, that and braised liver.
0:15:08 > 0:15:10Amber! Oh... Wait.
0:15:13 > 0:15:15Insult...meet injury.
0:15:17 > 0:15:19Come on, Darnesh.
0:15:19 > 0:15:21Wait, where you going?
0:15:21 > 0:15:24We can't hang out with someone whose sister is a teacher.
0:15:24 > 0:15:25Not now.
0:15:29 > 0:15:31Is this it? I mean...
0:15:31 > 0:15:33It's the simplest knot there is.
0:15:33 > 0:15:35Well, that's easy for you to say, you've GOT thumbs.
0:15:35 > 0:15:37Everyone has got thumbs!
0:15:38 > 0:15:41Could we tie Nero up in this? To stop him from leaving.
0:15:41 > 0:15:44Oh, guys... I need your help.
0:15:44 > 0:15:47Can I stop you there before you commit to something you'll regret?
0:15:47 > 0:15:50I'm going to write my name across the entire school.
0:15:50 > 0:15:52Ain't no-one forgetting Nero.
0:15:52 > 0:15:57- Awesome.- Eli, as your patrol leader, I forbid you to get involved.
0:15:59 > 0:16:02You can't tell him what to do.
0:16:04 > 0:16:08Sorry, mate. He's the boss. You do NOT want to see him pull rank.
0:16:10 > 0:16:13I know you're upset about being forced to leave.
0:16:13 > 0:16:17But this is a waste of your last day. It's stupid.
0:16:17 > 0:16:18You know what's stupid? Waking up one day
0:16:18 > 0:16:21and getting told everything you knew is changing.
0:16:21 > 0:16:23- I understand that. - You know what,
0:16:23 > 0:16:25if you two mutts don't want to help me out,
0:16:25 > 0:16:26I'll just do it by myself.
0:16:31 > 0:16:33Could I have a little help?
0:16:36 > 0:16:37This is great.
0:16:37 > 0:16:41The perfect first day for someone who loves total social isolation.
0:16:45 > 0:16:47What even was that embarrassment at assembly?
0:16:47 > 0:16:50You're like the teachers' actual friend or something,
0:16:50 > 0:16:52you're like the teachers' bestest buds.
0:16:52 > 0:16:54We are not the teachers' best buds.
0:16:54 > 0:16:58Yeah, I'm too cool to be a teacher's best bud. Ask anyone.
0:17:03 > 0:17:07- Hot. Hot, hot...- Let's just go.
0:17:07 > 0:17:09Would a teacher's best bud do this?
0:17:11 > 0:17:13PUPILS: Ohh!
0:17:13 > 0:17:15What is the meaning of this?
0:17:15 > 0:17:17Do you know who I am?
0:17:17 > 0:17:19Stinky McStink-Weasel?
0:17:19 > 0:17:21- PUPILS GASP - What?
0:17:21 > 0:17:24I suppose you'd better give me a detention then, sir.
0:17:24 > 0:17:26And my mates, because they put me up to it.
0:17:26 > 0:17:28Oh, a detention will be the least of your worries.
0:17:28 > 0:17:30Er, Mr Bell, a word?
0:17:34 > 0:17:37New students - maybe give them time to settle in?
0:17:37 > 0:17:39Did you hear the way she spoke to me?
0:17:39 > 0:17:42Don't let my sister stop you from being proper harsh, sir.
0:17:45 > 0:17:46She's your sister?
0:17:49 > 0:17:52Maybe we can chalk this up to first-day teething troubles.
0:17:52 > 0:17:54Detention - now.
0:17:54 > 0:17:57- I deserve it. - I don't know what's going on here.
0:17:59 > 0:18:01Sort it out between the two of you.
0:18:03 > 0:18:04Thanks a lot(!)
0:18:07 > 0:18:10Aww, so now you're Ding-Dong's best bud as well.
0:18:10 > 0:18:13Utterly tradge.
0:18:19 > 0:18:22- Isaac.- Mind the floor. I'm shining it.
0:18:23 > 0:18:27I've been thinking some more about Lizzie.
0:18:27 > 0:18:30- About her coming to live with me. - And?
0:18:30 > 0:18:33The point is, I've been on my own for too long. I'm lonely.
0:18:33 > 0:18:36Maybe, but it's not like you can have a proper conversation
0:18:36 > 0:18:38with one, though. Not like a mate.
0:18:38 > 0:18:39But she is a mate.
0:18:39 > 0:18:42They just roll over, wanting their bellies tickled.
0:18:42 > 0:18:44- I mean, who does that? - Erm, sorry, what?
0:18:44 > 0:18:46I suppose it's nice when you come home
0:18:46 > 0:18:50and they're waiting for you and they jump up and lick your face.
0:18:50 > 0:18:53And you've got a girlfriend who does that?
0:18:53 > 0:18:58- No! Are you having a go?- No! Look, I'm going to do it.
0:18:58 > 0:19:00- What's the worst that can happen? - She can bite you.
0:19:07 > 0:19:12Human enzymes work best at 37 degrees centigrade.
0:19:12 > 0:19:14The usual temperature of the human body.
0:19:14 > 0:19:19Enzymes accelerate, or catalyse, chemical reactions.
0:19:19 > 0:19:21The molecules at the beginning of the process...
0:19:23 > 0:19:26This is spiralling out of control.
0:19:26 > 0:19:31Almost all metabolic processes in the cell need enzymes.
0:19:32 > 0:19:34Your voice is well sending me to sleep.
0:19:36 > 0:19:37I may as well just go home.
0:19:37 > 0:19:39PUPILS GASP
0:19:39 > 0:19:40Outside, now!
0:19:40 > 0:19:44Yeah, that's the idea. To put my feet up.
0:19:44 > 0:19:46LAUGHTER
0:19:53 > 0:19:58Nobody say a word, or move, until I get back.
0:20:02 > 0:20:04You're putting me in an impossible situation.
0:20:04 > 0:20:07- Why are you doing this? - You've got to back off.
0:20:07 > 0:20:10I can't be looking like I'm best buds with all the teachers.
0:20:10 > 0:20:13Especially not since one of them is my sister.
0:20:13 > 0:20:15Give me detention, make it public,
0:20:15 > 0:20:18and I won't tell anyone about you and Dexter.
0:20:19 > 0:20:21(I see.)
0:20:23 > 0:20:24- LOUD:- Detention!
0:20:26 > 0:20:29For a week! And I'll be writing to your parents
0:20:29 > 0:20:32to let them know exactly what you've been up to!
0:20:32 > 0:20:34Hey!
0:20:34 > 0:20:36- A week?- You want to argue? That's two weeks.
0:20:36 > 0:20:39- No, but...- A month.
0:20:39 > 0:20:41DARNESH LAUGHS
0:20:41 > 0:20:43For you and your friends.
0:20:47 > 0:20:49Wait a go.
0:20:49 > 0:20:52As I was saying - human enzymes...
0:20:52 > 0:20:54BELL RINGS
0:21:10 > 0:21:13Oh, detention-room makeover.
0:21:13 > 0:21:17So the students are as uncomfortable and unhappy as possible.
0:21:18 > 0:21:21Erm...
0:21:21 > 0:21:23I appreciate the effort you've gone to.
0:21:23 > 0:21:25Thank you.
0:21:25 > 0:21:26But...
0:21:26 > 0:21:32we have an opportunity here to really rewrite the rules.
0:21:33 > 0:21:35To make them stricter?
0:21:36 > 0:21:39You did read my discipline policy?
0:21:39 > 0:21:41Y-Yes.
0:21:41 > 0:21:44Well, you know, most of it. I-I-I glanced.
0:21:45 > 0:21:49We want to motivate the students, not punish them.
0:21:49 > 0:21:51Have you met the students?
0:21:51 > 0:21:54What they need more than anything is a buddy.
0:21:56 > 0:21:58Someone whose shoulder they can cry on.
0:22:02 > 0:22:07- Detention? - You are going to be brilliant.
0:22:07 > 0:22:08I have a sense of these things.
0:22:13 > 0:22:18So, what is the plan? A million lines?
0:22:18 > 0:22:23Standing in the corner? A big, long essay?
0:22:23 > 0:22:25On respect?
0:22:32 > 0:22:37You might never see him again. Except, like, in telepathic dreams.
0:22:37 > 0:22:39Alternatively, Skype.
0:22:39 > 0:22:43- So you need to tell him you fancy him.- I don't fancy him, shut up!
0:22:43 > 0:22:46- Nero's going to do something stupid! - Oh, big surprise(!)
0:22:46 > 0:22:49We need your help to tie him up. Stop him, I meant stop him.
0:22:49 > 0:22:52We can't let Nero's final act at Elmsmere
0:22:52 > 0:22:53be self-destructive acting out.
0:22:53 > 0:22:58- We need to show him how much we care.- Someone else has got a crush.
0:22:58 > 0:23:00- We have to do something! - Nero's going down in flames?
0:23:00 > 0:23:02All the better. Count me out.
0:23:06 > 0:23:07PUPILS LAUGH
0:23:07 > 0:23:10Oi, stop that now! This paint's for the footy pitch!
0:23:10 > 0:23:11What are you doing?
0:23:11 > 0:23:15- Nero, this is criminal damage, what were you thinking?- Like you care.
0:23:15 > 0:23:17Luckily, I stopped him before he got too far.
0:23:17 > 0:23:20- Right, get him!- We're too late.
0:23:20 > 0:23:23- Forget this, man.- Oi, where do you think you're going, Johnson?
0:23:23 > 0:23:25- Detention. - This ain't my school no more.
0:23:28 > 0:23:29- LIZZIE:- (Dexter...)
0:23:29 > 0:23:33- MR NUNN:- Have you seen this? I'm not sorting this out, it's your job.
0:23:33 > 0:23:35I just want to say sorry for earlier.
0:23:35 > 0:23:36I know I can be a bit...uptight.
0:23:38 > 0:23:41There's no reason we can't act like we're friends at school.
0:23:41 > 0:23:44Now, what was it you wanted to ask me?
0:23:44 > 0:23:47- Hey! Hey, Nero!- Wait, we're sorry!
0:23:47 > 0:23:48- Nero, wait!- Nero!
0:23:50 > 0:23:53# I guess things are at their best
0:23:53 > 0:23:56# I'm going to ask Lizzie to move in, she's going to say yes
0:23:56 > 0:23:59# This is great, all I wished for finally came around
0:23:59 > 0:24:01# I should really smile, so why do I have a frown?
0:24:01 > 0:24:05# Can you truly be happy when you know something isn't right?
0:24:05 > 0:24:08# Yeah, when somebody's unhappy
0:24:08 > 0:24:10# It gets hard to sleep through the night
0:24:12 > 0:24:16# And I know something's missing in here
0:24:16 > 0:24:18# Yeah, when I'm feeling unhappy
0:24:18 > 0:24:22# Oh, feeling unhappy, yeah
0:24:23 > 0:24:26# Lizzie moving in would be a brilliant thing
0:24:26 > 0:24:29# But what about Nero? I've got to think of him
0:24:29 > 0:24:31# A fresh start is all I've wanted for ages
0:24:31 > 0:24:34# But if Nero leaves, he'll be surrounded by strangers
0:24:34 > 0:24:36# Just not right, he needs some stability
0:24:36 > 0:24:39# The thought of him being unhappy is killing me
0:24:39 > 0:24:41# Lizzie means the world to me
0:24:41 > 0:24:43# But if that little man goes
0:24:43 > 0:24:45# Something's missing in my world, you see
0:24:45 > 0:24:48# Can you truly be happy when you know something isn't right?
0:24:48 > 0:24:49# Something isn't right
0:24:49 > 0:24:52# When somebody's unhappy, it gets hard to sleep through the night
0:24:52 > 0:24:55# Sleep through the night
0:24:55 > 0:24:58- BOTH:- # And I know something's missing here
0:24:59 > 0:25:02# When I'm feeling unhappy
0:25:02 > 0:25:05# Feeling unhappy, yeah, yeah. #
0:25:08 > 0:25:11Let's talk about it tomorrow. I think Nero needs me right now.
0:25:14 > 0:25:15Nero! Nero, hang on!
0:25:15 > 0:25:17CHUCKLING: Yeah.
0:25:35 > 0:25:38Tell me, ahem...how do you feel?
0:25:40 > 0:25:44Totally...weirded...out.
0:25:45 > 0:25:50Tell me, are you less likely to be disruptive now that we have
0:25:50 > 0:25:54spent this quality time...together?
0:25:55 > 0:25:58Outside of the formal school environment.
0:25:58 > 0:26:01Are you going to take us for chicken every time
0:26:01 > 0:26:03we get into trouble?
0:26:05 > 0:26:06Yes.
0:26:07 > 0:26:10Or the cinema, or a concert.
0:26:11 > 0:26:15Then less. Definitely less disruptive.
0:26:16 > 0:26:18Good.
0:26:19 > 0:26:22So let's just get this over with as quickly as possible.
0:26:24 > 0:26:26Teacher's best buds!
0:26:26 > 0:26:28SHE LAUGHS
0:26:38 > 0:26:41- I'll miss you.- I'm going to miss you too.
0:26:41 > 0:26:43So much.
0:26:56 > 0:26:58Promise me you'll stay in touch.
0:26:59 > 0:27:02- I will always be here.- I know.
0:27:04 > 0:27:06I'm really going to miss you.
0:27:07 > 0:27:10Same, man. Same.
0:27:21 > 0:27:23TAXI ENGINE STARTS
0:27:50 > 0:27:52- # Can't live with them - And you can't kick them out
0:27:52 > 0:27:54# When you're up, they rub it in your face
0:27:54 > 0:27:55# Kick you when you're down
0:27:55 > 0:27:58- # But when no-one understands them - You know what they're on about
0:27:58 > 0:28:01- # Always gonna be around - Got to find a common ground
0:28:01 > 0:28:04# If you know so much about me
0:28:04 > 0:28:06# Where do I go from here?
0:28:06 > 0:28:08# You see 'em every day, you could never get away
0:28:08 > 0:28:11# Only time that you're the boss - four o'clock. #