0:00:06 > 0:00:09# Where do you go when you know nobody can understand you?
0:00:09 > 0:00:12# When it's just too much to handle?
0:00:12 > 0:00:15# What do you do when you end up somewhere you never planned to?
0:00:15 > 0:00:17# Washed out, stressed out like it was shampoo
0:00:17 > 0:00:20# You should stay It can change
0:00:20 > 0:00:22# There's good days and bad days
0:00:22 > 0:00:25# But one day down the line this time is sure to stop
0:00:25 > 0:00:28# So the only time is now - 4 O'Clock
0:00:28 > 0:00:30# 4 O'Clock, 4 O'Clock, 4 O'Clock. #
0:00:35 > 0:00:37But I'm a teacher.
0:00:37 > 0:00:40Do I have to deliver Valentine's cards?
0:00:40 > 0:00:44The students need to know that we care about more than just teaching.
0:00:44 > 0:00:48Oh, come on, Crispin. Spread the lurve.
0:00:52 > 0:00:54How many cards do you think you'll get?
0:00:54 > 0:00:56None, hopefully. As always.
0:00:56 > 0:00:59You've never had a Valentine's Day card?
0:00:59 > 0:01:00No, and I don't want one either.
0:01:00 > 0:01:04- Clem's never had a Valentine. - Yeah, I know, I just heard.
0:01:04 > 0:01:06Clem's never had a Valentine?
0:01:06 > 0:01:07- CLEM SIGHS - No, she never.
0:01:07 > 0:01:10Oi, Nero, Clem's never had a Valentine!
0:01:10 > 0:01:11You're joking me?
0:01:11 > 0:01:14No, I've never had a Valentine!
0:01:14 > 0:01:16So you can stop going on about it.
0:01:17 > 0:01:20So...who thinks they are going to get a Valentine card?
0:01:20 > 0:01:22CLEM GROANS
0:01:25 > 0:01:28Somebody REALLY wants a Valentine.
0:01:28 > 0:01:29From you.
0:01:29 > 0:01:31Shut up, man. No, she don't.
0:01:32 > 0:01:34Does she?
0:01:34 > 0:01:37Well, I imagine she is highly likely to be sending you one.
0:01:37 > 0:01:40And if she does, and you don't send her one back...
0:01:49 > 0:01:52Don't stress. You're definitely getting a Valentine's card.
0:01:52 > 0:01:53I told you, I don't care.
0:01:53 > 0:01:56Not even if it's from Nero? He well fancies ya.
0:01:56 > 0:01:58I can see it.
0:01:58 > 0:02:00I'm like one of them flying love baby things
0:02:00 > 0:02:02with all the arrows in 'em.
0:02:07 > 0:02:10# Just rumours, or not? Is Nero getting me a card?
0:02:10 > 0:02:14# What's my reaction if he does? Do I even know what I want?
0:02:14 > 0:02:18# All my feelings all mixed up like a bittersweet cake mixture.
0:02:18 > 0:02:20# Tangled like a rope, is there any hope?
0:02:20 > 0:02:22# Course I like him, how much though?
0:02:22 > 0:02:24# More than friends? I don't know
0:02:24 > 0:02:28# If we were, am I sure it wouldn't ruin what we have before?
0:02:28 > 0:02:29# Is it worth it at all?
0:02:29 > 0:02:32# All our friends say they're certain
0:02:32 > 0:02:34# That we could be more then friends
0:02:34 > 0:02:38# How can they know when I'm not even sure of it?
0:02:38 > 0:02:43- BOTH:- # Sometimes... I don't understand myself
0:02:45 > 0:02:47# Sometimes
0:02:48 > 0:02:51# Sometimes
0:02:52 > 0:02:54# Ooh
0:02:54 > 0:02:58# Just rumours...or not? Is Clem expecting a card?
0:02:58 > 0:03:02# Do I act on it if she does, man? I don't even know what she wants!
0:03:02 > 0:03:06# My feelings all mixed up like a bag of sweet and salty popcorn.
0:03:06 > 0:03:09# Tangled like a rope, is there any hope? I feel torn.
0:03:09 > 0:03:12# Should I try to be more then friends, just be bold and nice?
0:03:12 > 0:03:16# One minute she likes me, next minute she's cold as ice.
0:03:17 > 0:03:21# All my mates banging on about us being more than friends
0:03:21 > 0:03:26# How do they know when I'm not even sure of it - huh? #
0:03:32 > 0:03:33Isaac?
0:03:33 > 0:03:35Yeah, OK, throw it on there if you want it burnt.
0:03:35 > 0:03:38I don't want it burned. What do you think?
0:03:40 > 0:03:42Are you asking me out?
0:03:42 > 0:03:45They're for Lizzie! She was looking at them in the shop.
0:03:45 > 0:03:47I want to show her that I am serious about our relationship.
0:03:47 > 0:03:49You can't buy earrings for a dog!
0:03:49 > 0:03:51Lizzie isn't the name of my dog.
0:03:51 > 0:03:53Good.
0:03:53 > 0:03:56I didn't want to say anything, but you can't call your dog Lizzie.
0:03:56 > 0:03:58And don't pierce her ears. It's cruel.
0:03:58 > 0:04:00I'm NOT putting earrings on a dog.
0:04:00 > 0:04:03Well, I'm glad I've talked some sense into you.
0:04:06 > 0:04:08How was hockey?
0:04:08 > 0:04:12Let's just call it a blur of agony and leave it there.
0:04:13 > 0:04:16- Rugby? - Same as usual.
0:04:17 > 0:04:22- Why do they make us do this? - No-one MAKES you cheat.
0:04:22 > 0:04:23I ain't a cheat.
0:04:23 > 0:04:26Right, because hitting MY hockey stick with YOUR shins
0:04:26 > 0:04:28is, like, so in the rules!
0:04:28 > 0:04:32Tomorrow you're getting well trampled, and probably pounded.
0:04:32 > 0:04:34Tomorrow is boys against girls.
0:04:34 > 0:04:36Oh, my absolute... So what?!
0:04:36 > 0:04:38Just because you're on my side don't mean
0:04:38 > 0:04:40I can't grind you into the actual dirt.
0:04:42 > 0:04:44We...are dead.
0:04:44 > 0:04:48Nah. Tomorrow's Valentine's Day.
0:04:48 > 0:04:51EVERYBODY loves Valentine's Day.
0:04:51 > 0:04:54Yeah. If we give her a bunch of roses
0:04:54 > 0:04:56maybe she'll only partially kill us.
0:04:58 > 0:05:01If we're not there, she can't kill us at all.
0:05:05 > 0:05:06Looking for volunteers, sir?
0:05:22 > 0:05:24Lizzie! Lizzie!
0:05:24 > 0:05:25Ow! That's assault.
0:05:25 > 0:05:27Ow! Ohh...
0:05:28 > 0:05:31- What's this? - Nothing.
0:05:31 > 0:05:35Well, something. It's a surprise for...
0:05:36 > 0:05:38..someone special?
0:05:38 > 0:05:39Well, someone's very lucky.
0:05:39 > 0:05:43Yeah. Let's hope they feel that way. Erm, whoever she might be.
0:05:59 > 0:06:03It would have been less painful getting pounded in hockey.
0:06:03 > 0:06:05Got one here for 8T.
0:06:07 > 0:06:09We've just come from there.
0:06:09 > 0:06:11Well, we should have sorted them.
0:06:11 > 0:06:15Bell should have sorted them. We signed up for deliveries.
0:06:18 > 0:06:21I need a break.
0:06:21 > 0:06:23I know just the place.
0:06:23 > 0:06:25- KNOCK ON DOOR - Isaac?
0:06:28 > 0:06:29(All clear!)
0:06:36 > 0:06:37Anyone for tea?
0:06:39 > 0:06:41Lizzie, have you got a minute?
0:06:41 > 0:06:44I just wanted to say, well...
0:06:45 > 0:06:47We've been going out for a bit now and...
0:06:47 > 0:06:48Dexter!
0:06:48 > 0:06:51- Oh.- Shh. - I know, "Shh."
0:06:51 > 0:06:52It's just...
0:06:53 > 0:06:56I want you to know I'm very serious,
0:06:56 > 0:06:59and I thought maybe, to show you how I feel, I, erm...
0:06:59 > 0:07:03Hey, Dexter, are you still OK giving me a hand setting up?
0:07:03 > 0:07:05I... Yeah. Sure.
0:07:05 > 0:07:07Lizzie, you remember Emily?
0:07:07 > 0:07:09Yes. Yes, I do.
0:07:09 > 0:07:10Are you two...?
0:07:12 > 0:07:15- Uh...- What? Us?
0:07:15 > 0:07:16No. No, no, no.
0:07:18 > 0:07:21OK. Erm, Dexter, can I steal you for a minute?
0:07:24 > 0:07:25Maybe I'll lend a hand too.
0:07:27 > 0:07:30Oi, get off me Garibaldis!
0:07:30 > 0:07:32I was saving them for my dinner.
0:07:38 > 0:07:39- Can we...?- Scram!
0:07:40 > 0:07:42Wait!
0:07:45 > 0:07:48So, did you get Clem a card?
0:07:50 > 0:07:52I'm playing it safe at the moment.
0:07:52 > 0:07:55If she doesn't give me a card, I don't give her one.
0:07:55 > 0:07:57No problem. But if she does...
0:08:00 > 0:08:03NERO CHUCKLES
0:08:03 > 0:08:04No!
0:08:08 > 0:08:10You're asking her on a date?
0:08:10 > 0:08:11It's not a date.
0:08:11 > 0:08:13It's just a film that I want to watch.
0:08:13 > 0:08:15What film?
0:08:16 > 0:08:20Oh... I think it's called First Date.
0:08:20 > 0:08:22- OWEN AND ELI:- Oooohhh.
0:08:22 > 0:08:23GIRLS GIGGLE
0:08:32 > 0:08:34Ah-ah-ah. No running.
0:08:34 > 0:08:36Wait, stop.
0:08:38 > 0:08:42Calm. And...breathe.
0:08:46 > 0:08:49And...calm.
0:08:55 > 0:08:56Go.
0:09:05 > 0:09:08# We're in real trouble now, we were too cocky
0:09:08 > 0:09:10# Pretending to help Bell, we should have played hockey
0:09:10 > 0:09:12# With Ingrid using her stick like a guillotine.
0:09:12 > 0:09:15# Be better then seeing those cards burnt to smithereens
0:09:15 > 0:09:18# There's going to be broken hearts, acting viciously
0:09:18 > 0:09:20# Girls turning on boys for not getting deliveries
0:09:20 > 0:09:23# Of pretty cards with hearts and little kisses
0:09:23 > 0:09:25# We better hide quick before they find out
0:09:25 > 0:09:27- # We literally ruined Valentine's - Nooo!
0:09:27 > 0:09:28# What a savage crime
0:09:28 > 0:09:30# We'll be held accountable for the rest of our lives
0:09:30 > 0:09:33# We'll wind up on the news, hated by the nation
0:09:33 > 0:09:35# We need to build a bunker or hide in a basement
0:09:35 > 0:09:38# I've got a big wardrobe, we should hide in there
0:09:38 > 0:09:40# Stay cool for a while until the smoke clears
0:09:40 > 0:09:43# Or wrap ourselves in bandages and hide in a sarcophagus
0:09:43 > 0:09:45# We don't know who's after us, the cards were anonymous
0:09:45 > 0:09:49- ALL:- # When love turns to hate...
0:09:49 > 0:09:52# Someone takes the blame
0:09:52 > 0:09:54# Somebody's got to take the blame
0:09:55 > 0:09:59# When love turns to hate, yeah
0:09:59 > 0:10:01# Someone takes the blame
0:10:01 > 0:10:05# Someone's got to take the blame, yeah
0:10:05 > 0:10:07# Hang on - the cards have no names
0:10:07 > 0:10:09# That's why they're called Valentines
0:10:09 > 0:10:11# So you know what that means, right, guys? #
0:10:12 > 0:10:15We need...to get to a card shop.
0:10:17 > 0:10:19We're talking to Year 7 about antisocial behaviour.
0:10:19 > 0:10:22What it is, how not to get involved in it.
0:10:22 > 0:10:23Because you'd teargas them?
0:10:23 > 0:10:26It's not teargas, it's pepper spray. It's made from...
0:10:26 > 0:10:29Oleoresin capsicum. I know, I teach chemistry.
0:10:29 > 0:10:31And I don't think you should be bringing
0:10:31 > 0:10:34something like this into school. It's very irresponsible.
0:10:34 > 0:10:37Oh, no, I'm handcuffed to a table. Argh.
0:10:37 > 0:10:38Erm...
0:10:39 > 0:10:43Actually, I think I am handcuffed to the table.
0:10:43 > 0:10:45I'll go get the keys.
0:10:46 > 0:10:49"It's not teargas, it's pepper spray"(!)
0:10:49 > 0:10:50Who does she think she is?
0:10:50 > 0:10:54Look, Lizzie, I know that you don't want anyone to know about us,
0:10:54 > 0:10:58but I want you to know that these have been the happiest months
0:10:58 > 0:11:00of my life, and I hope you don't mind,
0:11:00 > 0:11:02but I brought you a small token of...
0:11:02 > 0:11:03LIZZIE GASPS
0:11:03 > 0:11:05Dexter!
0:11:05 > 0:11:07It-it was an accident. Lizzie, I...
0:11:07 > 0:11:10- We'll have to put water in it. - I can manage.
0:11:13 > 0:11:16I should leave you handcuffed to the table. Give me your wrist!
0:11:19 > 0:11:21LIZZIE SOBS
0:11:26 > 0:11:29Did Mr Harris just dump Miss Baker for that copper?
0:11:29 > 0:11:30Looks like it.
0:11:31 > 0:11:35On Valentine's Day? We've got to get them back together.
0:11:36 > 0:11:38Do we?
0:11:38 > 0:11:40Do we really?
0:11:46 > 0:11:51Right, that's the first 50.
0:11:51 > 0:11:53Who do I give them to?
0:11:53 > 0:11:54Anyone.
0:11:54 > 0:11:56Everyone.
0:11:56 > 0:11:57Brilliant.
0:12:02 > 0:12:04There's one for you. And you.
0:12:04 > 0:12:05You have a secret admirer.
0:12:08 > 0:12:11Here's a special one. Who could it be from?
0:12:11 > 0:12:13Exactly.
0:12:13 > 0:12:14Who?
0:12:16 > 0:12:18(Miss Goodman.)
0:12:22 > 0:12:25Oi, Nero! True loves calls.
0:12:29 > 0:12:33Romantic card for you. And for you.
0:12:33 > 0:12:34Well, who's it from?
0:12:35 > 0:12:38- Don't say. - It'll be Clem. She wouldn't say.
0:12:38 > 0:12:40- Definitely from Clem. - Are you sure?
0:12:43 > 0:12:45All right, then.
0:12:46 > 0:12:48NERO SIGHS
0:12:50 > 0:12:53How about jealousy?
0:12:53 > 0:12:55People always want what they can't have, don't they?
0:12:55 > 0:12:57It's like pudding.
0:12:57 > 0:12:59You CAN have pudding.
0:12:59 > 0:13:01But imagine if I couldn't?
0:13:01 > 0:13:04We've got to get someone to ask out Miss Baker.
0:13:04 > 0:13:06She's the pudding.
0:13:06 > 0:13:10Mr Harris...will be jealous if he sees what he's missing.
0:13:10 > 0:13:12Foolproof(!)
0:13:15 > 0:13:17Oh.
0:13:19 > 0:13:21No way.
0:13:21 > 0:13:22- Uh-uh.- Did you take that?
0:13:24 > 0:13:26SIGHING: What?
0:13:26 > 0:13:30Erm, just wondered if you'd asked Miss Baker out yet, sir?
0:13:30 > 0:13:31What are you talking about?
0:13:31 > 0:13:34She ain't got a date for tonight. She's pretty desperate.
0:13:34 > 0:13:38Said she'd go out with the first person who asks.
0:13:38 > 0:13:42Oh, right. I suppose that's...vaguely interesting.
0:13:51 > 0:13:52Helena.
0:13:53 > 0:13:56I must say, I'm very flattered.
0:13:56 > 0:13:59It's always nice to be thought of as a man.
0:13:59 > 0:14:04To be frank, things haven't been going too well at home of late.
0:14:04 > 0:14:09Oh. Well, I'm... I'm sorry to hear that.
0:14:09 > 0:14:11Are you? Are you sorry?
0:14:13 > 0:14:16Or are you secretly pleased?
0:14:17 > 0:14:19Why would I be pleased?
0:14:19 > 0:14:21Oh, come, come, let's not play games.
0:14:21 > 0:14:23I know it was you that sent this card.
0:14:25 > 0:14:27I'm afraid it wasn't.
0:14:27 > 0:14:29What?
0:14:29 > 0:14:33Although...I don't suppose you know anything about this?
0:14:41 > 0:14:43SHE SIGHS
0:14:43 > 0:14:44Are you OK?
0:14:44 > 0:14:46My vision's just about returning.
0:14:46 > 0:14:48I'm so sorry.
0:14:48 > 0:14:51Look, I know we said we'd stay in,
0:14:51 > 0:14:53but maybe we could go somewhere tonight?
0:14:53 > 0:14:57Somewhere nice. Maybe, if you like, you can even wear...
0:14:57 > 0:14:59What's going on? You asking her out on a date, Harris?
0:14:59 > 0:15:03No, course not. No Valentine's date for lonely old me.
0:15:03 > 0:15:05Then today's your lucky day, love.
0:15:05 > 0:15:07Bradbury's. Table's booked for seven.
0:15:07 > 0:15:10Oh, and make sure you get dressed up, because it's posh nosh.
0:15:10 > 0:15:11See you there.
0:15:17 > 0:15:19Valentine!
0:15:19 > 0:15:21Well, goodness. How exciting.
0:15:22 > 0:15:24It's not from YOU, is it?
0:15:24 > 0:15:25Maybe it is. Maybe it isn't.
0:15:29 > 0:15:30It isn't.
0:15:32 > 0:15:34Ugh...
0:15:34 > 0:15:36Right, what are you up to?
0:15:39 > 0:15:41- Explain.- Well...
0:15:44 > 0:15:49(Don't tell no-one, but we burnt all them Valentines.)
0:15:50 > 0:15:51What?
0:15:51 > 0:15:55It's OK. We wrote new ones.
0:15:55 > 0:15:57No-one will ever find out.
0:15:58 > 0:16:00Hang on.
0:16:00 > 0:16:03Are you saying all them cards were from you?
0:16:04 > 0:16:06Shh.
0:16:08 > 0:16:10Right, come with me.
0:16:11 > 0:16:14Ah-ah, you two, with me as well!
0:16:21 > 0:16:23This anything to do with you?
0:16:25 > 0:16:29Of course not. Wh-Why would I send you a Valentine card?
0:16:29 > 0:16:31I don't know, why would you?
0:16:31 > 0:16:33Well, I wouldn't.
0:16:33 > 0:16:37- Must have a secret admirer, then. - Yeah. Guess so.
0:16:43 > 0:16:45I said I'm sorry. I panicked.
0:16:45 > 0:16:47Panicked? You're covering up going out with a teacher
0:16:47 > 0:16:50by going out with another teacher!
0:16:50 > 0:16:53Well, at least I haven't pepper- sprayed anyone in the eye today.
0:16:55 > 0:16:58I don't want to be alone with Nunn, of all people.
0:16:59 > 0:17:01- You have to come with me. - I can't go on your date.
0:17:01 > 0:17:05You can bring somebody. Like a double date!
0:17:05 > 0:17:08- Who? - I don't know, Dexter. Anyone.
0:17:11 > 0:17:12Emily! Allow me.
0:17:14 > 0:17:16You busy tonight?
0:17:16 > 0:17:19I wondered if you fancied grabbing a bite to eat.
0:17:19 > 0:17:21Hm, I don't know. Maybe.
0:17:21 > 0:17:23There's a few of us, you know, teachers.
0:17:23 > 0:17:24Go on, then. Why not?
0:17:24 > 0:17:28Great. It's a date then. See you at Bradbury's at seven o'clock.
0:17:29 > 0:17:33We've driven him into her arms. What we going to do?
0:17:33 > 0:17:34Give up?
0:17:35 > 0:17:37There's only one thing we can do.
0:17:37 > 0:17:39We're going to have to ruin that date.
0:17:42 > 0:17:45So...turns out Clem didn't send that card
0:17:45 > 0:17:48and she doesn't know mine's from me. So I'm off the hook.
0:17:48 > 0:17:49OK, what about the date?
0:17:51 > 0:17:54The one you promised from the card. At the cinema tonight.
0:17:54 > 0:17:57- I ain't going to turn up. - Whoa, whoa.
0:17:57 > 0:18:00You're going to stand up Clem?
0:18:00 > 0:18:02- But she doesn't know it's me. - Yet.
0:18:05 > 0:18:06HE GROANS
0:18:08 > 0:18:11She's bound to find out, and then I'm toast.
0:18:11 > 0:18:13What am I going to do?
0:18:13 > 0:18:18Get someone else to turn up? Someone she definitely doesn't fancy.
0:18:18 > 0:18:22She storms off, everything's sorted...
0:18:22 > 0:18:24You just need to find some sucker stupid enough to do it.
0:18:24 > 0:18:25HE CHUCKLES
0:18:25 > 0:18:27Oh, man...
0:18:31 > 0:18:33What?
0:18:40 > 0:18:41That's all of them.
0:18:41 > 0:18:44Good. Now all you have to do is shred them.
0:18:45 > 0:18:46With these scissors.
0:18:49 > 0:18:50OTHER PUPILS LAUGH
0:18:54 > 0:18:56I hate Valentine's Day.
0:19:01 > 0:19:03I see Mr Harris. He's going in.
0:19:03 > 0:19:05Can't we just go home?
0:19:05 > 0:19:07No. Let me know when you see PC Rowe.
0:19:07 > 0:19:09I've got to practise.
0:19:09 > 0:19:13Help, help! I've been mugged by Peter Andre!
0:19:13 > 0:19:15- He went that way! - Peter Andre?
0:19:16 > 0:19:18Well, she ain't going to pass up no posh meal
0:19:18 > 0:19:19for any old mugger, is she?
0:19:23 > 0:19:26- I'm joining my friend over there. - What's he doing here?
0:19:26 > 0:19:28Double date. Hope you don't mind.
0:19:28 > 0:19:31Mind? Of course I mind. Who's your date then, Harris?
0:19:31 > 0:19:33Brought Andress back from the dead?
0:19:33 > 0:19:35She'll be here any minute.
0:19:35 > 0:19:38You do realise asking your mum doesn't count?
0:19:38 > 0:19:40Hi, sorry I'm late.
0:19:55 > 0:19:58- Is that your mum's coat? - I'm in disguise.
0:19:58 > 0:20:00Disguised as what, your mum?
0:20:02 > 0:20:04Oh, my days, look at him.
0:20:04 > 0:20:06Is he seriously going to give her flowers?
0:20:06 > 0:20:08He is so dead.
0:20:08 > 0:20:12Should I just call an ambulance, you know, pre-emptively?
0:20:12 > 0:20:14She was supposed to storm off.
0:20:15 > 0:20:16What just happened?
0:20:18 > 0:20:20OK, OK...
0:20:26 > 0:20:28Aren't there more people coming?
0:20:28 > 0:20:32Nope. This is a double date. Did I not mention that?
0:20:33 > 0:20:36I recommend the sweet chilli soup. All that ginger.
0:20:36 > 0:20:37Well hot.
0:20:39 > 0:20:41Excuse me, I'm just...
0:20:41 > 0:20:42I'll go with you.
0:20:45 > 0:20:48Hey, Harris, I fancy your copper. Swap seats, come on.
0:20:50 > 0:20:54# Roll up, roll up, roll up - Mr Nunn in the house
0:20:54 > 0:20:58# All the ones and twos, keeping it fresh and smooth
0:20:58 > 0:21:00# Someone give me a rewind, let's do this
0:21:00 > 0:21:02# All the girls love a PE teacher
0:21:02 > 0:21:04# Them love the physique and the chiselled features
0:21:04 > 0:21:05# Yeah!
0:21:05 > 0:21:07# Is it the sweat? Tell me now
0:21:07 > 0:21:08# Is it the mud? Yes.
0:21:08 > 0:21:11# Is it the fact that he's got pheromones for blood?
0:21:11 > 0:21:12# Bring it
0:21:12 > 0:21:14# What's with this guy? I mean, really?
0:21:14 > 0:21:16# He's got about as much charm as an earwig
0:21:16 > 0:21:19# Always sticking his nose in between me and Lizzie
0:21:19 > 0:21:22# And now he's making moves on Emily
0:21:22 > 0:21:24# Such a womaniser, eyeing up her dress
0:21:24 > 0:21:27# I wish they'd both tell him where to go - what a mess
0:21:27 > 0:21:30# What I really wish is that I was just here with Liz
0:21:30 > 0:21:32# I always end up in situations like this.
0:21:32 > 0:21:34# How excruciating
0:21:34 > 0:21:37# I pushed Dexter into the arms of PC Rowe and she looks amazing.
0:21:37 > 0:21:40# How can he resist? She's probably fancied him for years.
0:21:40 > 0:21:43# And how can I be sure that they haven't kissed?
0:21:43 > 0:21:45# Someone tell me why I'm here? Work's where I should have stayed.
0:21:45 > 0:21:47# Thought Dexter was a mate.
0:21:47 > 0:21:48# Now he's brought me on a date
0:21:48 > 0:21:51# With some strange fella that keeps gesturing to me
0:21:51 > 0:21:52# All of this is very strange
0:21:52 > 0:21:53# Dexter always brings me grief
0:21:53 > 0:21:55# Every single time we meet
0:21:55 > 0:21:57# Should I find a way to leave? Find an emergency
0:21:57 > 0:21:59# Say with some urgency.
0:21:59 > 0:22:02# I'm a bobby on the beat and I know where I should be
0:22:02 > 0:22:04# Rather be on the street, Tasering a thief
0:22:04 > 0:22:07ALL: # The worst date ever, it's the worst date ever
0:22:07 > 0:22:09# Why are we here together?
0:22:09 > 0:22:12# The worst date ever, it's the worst date ever
0:22:12 > 0:22:14# Why are we here together?
0:22:18 > 0:22:20Look, I'm just going to come out and say it.
0:22:20 > 0:22:22Are you after Dexter?
0:22:22 > 0:22:24What? Of course not.
0:22:26 > 0:22:29Oh... Right. Right.
0:22:29 > 0:22:31So...are you after Dexter?
0:22:33 > 0:22:34SHE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY
0:22:34 > 0:22:38No. No. Whatever gave you that idea?
0:22:38 > 0:22:41I'm here with Mr Nunn.
0:22:41 > 0:22:43Why do you call your date "Mr Nunn"?
0:22:44 > 0:22:46He likes it. He's a real catch.
0:22:47 > 0:22:49If you're into PE teachers.
0:22:49 > 0:22:51As I am.
0:22:52 > 0:22:55- I've never dated one. - Would you like to try?
0:22:55 > 0:22:57But he's your date.
0:22:58 > 0:23:00Right. Yes, of course.
0:23:03 > 0:23:07But if you wanted to trade dates, I really wouldn't mind.
0:23:12 > 0:23:15ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYS ON SCREEN
0:23:24 > 0:23:26She's eating his popcorn now.
0:23:28 > 0:23:29Why are we still here?
0:23:31 > 0:23:33- What do you mean? - Well, Clem hasn't been stood up,
0:23:33 > 0:23:35she doesn't think you sent her the Valentine...
0:23:35 > 0:23:37why are we still following her around?
0:23:37 > 0:23:40Unless of course you DO fancy her?
0:23:40 > 0:23:45What? Come on. I mean...I like her.
0:23:45 > 0:23:47She's a friend, Owen.
0:23:51 > 0:23:53ELI SLURPS DRINK
0:23:53 > 0:23:55There you go. What do you think?
0:23:55 > 0:23:59You can't see it through this shirt, but that is one honed tricep.
0:23:59 > 0:24:02Like rolled steel. Go on, have a feel, love.
0:24:03 > 0:24:07- He's on to the triceps. - At least he's not interested in you.
0:24:07 > 0:24:08Sorry, can I slip in?
0:24:15 > 0:24:17Dexter, what is going on?
0:24:17 > 0:24:20I...don't know what you mean.
0:24:20 > 0:24:23I mean your friend trying to set me up with Ron Weasley's evil twin.
0:24:23 > 0:24:25- Cheers. - Ah...that.
0:24:27 > 0:24:29Lizzie's worried she's dating a teacher.
0:24:29 > 0:24:31She keeps trying to throw people off the scent.
0:24:31 > 0:24:33Aww, that's so sad.
0:24:33 > 0:24:34Yeah.
0:24:34 > 0:24:38Hiding your feelings isn't healthy. I should know.
0:24:38 > 0:24:41You mean you've been hiding your feelings too?
0:24:41 > 0:24:45I have. But you know what? I've had enough.
0:24:45 > 0:24:48Tonight, I don't care who knows about our love.
0:24:50 > 0:24:53He's winking at her now.
0:24:53 > 0:24:55We split Mr Harris and Miss Baker up good and proper.
0:24:55 > 0:24:57Shame. Let's go then.
0:25:00 > 0:25:01I've failed.
0:25:03 > 0:25:05Fine.
0:25:05 > 0:25:06PHONE RINGS
0:25:08 > 0:25:10All right?
0:25:10 > 0:25:12So I ain't sure if you're aware of this, but there is
0:25:12 > 0:25:14a well old ginger man going around town
0:25:14 > 0:25:16running out of restaurants without paying.
0:25:16 > 0:25:18Thank you very much.
0:25:23 > 0:25:27Thanks, Eli. That was a really...awful film.
0:25:27 > 0:25:30It was, wasn't it?
0:25:30 > 0:25:32I don't know why he thought you'd like it.
0:25:32 > 0:25:34- Who?- Nero.
0:25:35 > 0:25:36He erm, well, he...
0:25:37 > 0:25:39Look, there is something you should know.
0:25:39 > 0:25:41He sent me the card, didn't he?
0:25:41 > 0:25:43Don't tell him I told you, will you?
0:25:43 > 0:25:44Give us a jelly snake.
0:25:48 > 0:25:50It's so musky and primal.
0:25:52 > 0:25:54Yeah, I love the smell of a gym mat.
0:25:54 > 0:25:57Lizzie. I'd like to...
0:25:57 > 0:25:58Look, I think maybe I'll be going.
0:26:01 > 0:26:04Dexter, what are you...?
0:26:04 > 0:26:07Look, I don't know what's going on here, but I'm leaving.
0:26:07 > 0:26:08Stop right there!
0:26:08 > 0:26:10You lot are going nowhere until you've paid your...
0:26:10 > 0:26:12Arghhh!
0:26:12 > 0:26:13OK, Emily, I'm coming!
0:26:13 > 0:26:15MANAGER: Ah-ah-ah!
0:26:15 > 0:26:17No! Argh!
0:26:17 > 0:26:18CROCKERY SMASHES
0:26:18 > 0:26:19- HIGH-PITCHED:- Agh!
0:26:19 > 0:26:21Ugh...
0:26:23 > 0:26:24POLICE RADIO CHATTER
0:26:28 > 0:26:32Sorry, Lizzie. I just wanted to give you this.
0:26:32 > 0:26:34Those earrings. You bought them.
0:26:41 > 0:26:44And they're back together. Told you I was a flying love baby.
0:26:57 > 0:27:00Clem!
0:27:00 > 0:27:03- What're you doing here? - I just walked Eli home.
0:27:03 > 0:27:04Right.
0:27:07 > 0:27:12You do know it wasn't Eli that sent that card?
0:27:12 > 0:27:13- I know.- Yeah?
0:27:13 > 0:27:15Yeah.
0:27:17 > 0:27:19It was that Darnesh kid, right?
0:27:22 > 0:27:25Yeah, right...it was Darnesh, I...
0:27:26 > 0:27:29..heard he burnt the cards or something.
0:27:29 > 0:27:31Oh, well.
0:27:36 > 0:27:40Still, it was nice to get my first card.
0:27:40 > 0:27:42Whoever it was from.
0:27:48 > 0:27:49# Can't live with 'em
0:27:49 > 0:27:50# And you can't kick 'em out
0:27:50 > 0:27:52# When they're up they rub it in your face
0:27:52 > 0:27:54- # Kick you when you're down - # But when no-one understands them
0:27:54 > 0:27:56# You know what they're on about
0:27:56 > 0:27:57# Always gonna be around
0:27:57 > 0:27:58# Gotta find a common ground
0:27:58 > 0:28:01# If you know so much about me
0:28:01 > 0:28:03# Where do I go from here?
0:28:03 > 0:28:04# If you see 'em every day
0:28:04 > 0:28:05# You can never get away
0:28:05 > 0:28:08# Only time that you're the boss? 4 o'clock. #