0:00:06 > 0:00:09# Where do you go when you know nobody can understand you?
0:00:09 > 0:00:12# When it's just too much to handle?
0:00:12 > 0:00:15# What do you do when you end up somewhere you never planned to?
0:00:15 > 0:00:17# Washed out, stressed out like it was shampoo
0:00:17 > 0:00:20# You should stay It can change
0:00:20 > 0:00:22# There's good days and bad days
0:00:22 > 0:00:26# But one day down the line this time is sure to stop
0:00:26 > 0:00:28# So the only time is now 4 o'clock
0:00:28 > 0:00:30# 4 o'clock, 4 o'clock, 4 o'clock. #
0:00:32 > 0:00:35Selfie, sir? Remember the good old days?
0:00:35 > 0:00:37Yeah, go on.
0:00:39 > 0:00:41CAMERA CLICKS
0:00:42 > 0:00:43You're going to Paris!
0:00:43 > 0:00:44Oh!
0:00:44 > 0:00:48Mini break for two? Mr Bell's going to love this!
0:00:48 > 0:00:50It's not for Mr Bell. It's...
0:00:50 > 0:00:51for a friend.
0:00:51 > 0:00:53- ALL:- Ooo-oooh!
0:00:53 > 0:00:55Surprise for Miss Baker, is it, sir?
0:00:55 > 0:00:57No. Well...
0:00:57 > 0:00:59maybe. I haven't...
0:00:59 > 0:01:02It's for this weekend! You better book it quick.
0:01:02 > 0:01:04I haven't asked her if she's free yet.
0:01:04 > 0:01:06Paris has got to be a surprise! Just book it.
0:01:06 > 0:01:09- What if she's busy? - Check her phone.
0:01:09 > 0:01:10We could look for you.
0:01:10 > 0:01:11No. Please stay out of it.
0:01:11 > 0:01:13I can deal with my own love life.
0:01:13 > 0:01:16Yeah, cos you've done a great job of that so far, sir.
0:01:27 > 0:01:30So, got any plans for the weekend?
0:01:30 > 0:01:32You do now!
0:01:32 > 0:01:35Elmsmere versus Gossip Park, under-17s football.
0:01:35 > 0:01:38Come and see how a real man shouts at children from the touchline.
0:01:38 > 0:01:40Right. Well, I'm not sure...
0:01:40 > 0:01:43Gossip Park. Every year they beat us. Every year.
0:01:43 > 0:01:46It's like we're a joke to them. They're laughing at me.
0:01:46 > 0:01:48Well, that does sound nice, but...
0:01:48 > 0:01:51Miss Baker, just wondered if you had any plans for the weekend.
0:01:51 > 0:01:52She's watching under-17s football.
0:01:52 > 0:01:54Ah, well, er...
0:01:55 > 0:01:57You see, the thing is,
0:01:57 > 0:01:58this weekend I might have to...
0:02:01 > 0:02:03Is that the time?
0:02:03 > 0:02:05I'd better go and set up my galvanometers.
0:02:06 > 0:02:07HE SIGHS
0:02:07 > 0:02:11Nice one, Harris. I almost doubled our support just then.
0:02:15 > 0:02:19Oi! What do you call this?
0:02:19 > 0:02:22It's a touchline, you spanner. I thought you were a sports teacher.
0:02:22 > 0:02:25I don't suppose Real Madrid's touchline does that too, does it?
0:02:25 > 0:02:27Oh, there was a dog poo in the way.
0:02:27 > 0:02:29Give it here. Go on.
0:02:29 > 0:02:31- Back to your bin trolley.- Hey! Hey!
0:02:31 > 0:02:33Is everything all right?
0:02:33 > 0:02:35He's jacked my line machine!
0:02:35 > 0:02:36OK.
0:02:36 > 0:02:39Let's take a moment to appreciate the open air...
0:02:39 > 0:02:41HE SIGHS
0:02:41 > 0:02:42..and the calming bounty of...
0:02:47 > 0:02:49It's a Damsel's Finger!
0:02:49 > 0:02:52They are incredibly rare!
0:02:53 > 0:02:57- I'll get a plant pot. - No, no, no, no! You can't dig it up!
0:02:57 > 0:03:00These are under police protection.
0:03:00 > 0:03:01What? You're kidding me.
0:03:02 > 0:03:03Isaac,
0:03:03 > 0:03:07I want an exclusion zone around this entire area.
0:03:07 > 0:03:10No-one is to come anywhere near it.
0:03:11 > 0:03:13Oh!
0:03:13 > 0:03:16I'm going to go and bring the Horticultural Society!
0:03:18 > 0:03:21Exclusion zone? I've got a match on Saturday!
0:03:21 > 0:03:22Yes!
0:03:22 > 0:03:23HE SIGHS
0:03:25 > 0:03:29What were you thinking? You can't dance!
0:03:29 > 0:03:33It was Ingrid going on about how good she'd be in The King And I.
0:03:33 > 0:03:35We're only doing one scene. Who cares?
0:03:35 > 0:03:38You didn't see the way she was looking at me.
0:03:38 > 0:03:40Weren't she looking at the teacher?
0:03:40 > 0:03:43Yeah, but she was glancing at me like I couldn't do it or something.
0:03:45 > 0:03:48Oi! What was all that about, Baker? I do the nanny!
0:03:48 > 0:03:51That's weird, cos it looks like I'm doing it.
0:03:51 > 0:03:54Oh, my days. I've done that part for, like, forever
0:03:54 > 0:03:57in my absolute living room, and my sister is always the king
0:03:57 > 0:04:00and I am always Nanny Anna!
0:04:00 > 0:04:03Not any more. Not since I'm able to do the polka.
0:04:03 > 0:04:05You can't dance the plonker!
0:04:05 > 0:04:07Oh, yeah? Watch me.
0:04:09 > 0:04:13OK, so, you've got two days to learn how to dance the polka.
0:04:13 > 0:04:15- Any ideas?- Yup!
0:04:25 > 0:04:26Eh?
0:04:26 > 0:04:27ALL: Ehhhh!
0:04:29 > 0:04:30Nice moves, Nero.
0:04:30 > 0:04:32- You want something?- Er...
0:04:34 > 0:04:36Yeah. Could you, er...
0:04:36 > 0:04:37teach me to polka?
0:04:37 > 0:04:40- To what now?- You know.
0:04:40 > 0:04:41Ballroom dancing.
0:04:41 > 0:04:43LAUGHTER
0:04:43 > 0:04:44How many sequins on this?
0:04:44 > 0:04:46- None.- Right.
0:04:46 > 0:04:48I don't do ballroom.
0:04:48 > 0:04:50- Yeah, but...- You know what?
0:04:50 > 0:04:53I think you should tango off somewhere else.
0:04:53 > 0:04:55LAUGHTER
0:05:02 > 0:05:06Hey! My corner flag's in there!
0:05:06 > 0:05:07Are you trying to get me laughed at?
0:05:07 > 0:05:11If you don't like it, take it up with the Ministry of Flowers.
0:05:14 > 0:05:17Nero, can I have a word?
0:05:23 > 0:05:24What can I do for you, Dex?
0:05:24 > 0:05:26Well, you can think back a couple of years
0:05:26 > 0:05:29to when you were just Josh's annoying little cousin.
0:05:29 > 0:05:30Nah. I ain't never been...
0:05:30 > 0:05:33No, but that's how he treated you. Remember how that felt?
0:05:34 > 0:05:37Aw, come on, man. Amber ain't nothing like me.
0:05:37 > 0:05:39Are you sure?
0:05:39 > 0:05:42I want you to help her out. We look after family.
0:05:42 > 0:05:43She's not family.
0:05:43 > 0:05:45She's your temporary guardian's
0:05:45 > 0:05:47secret girlfriend's little half-sister.
0:05:47 > 0:05:48Of course she's family.
0:05:58 > 0:06:00We're missing detention for this?
0:06:00 > 0:06:04Ain't size that counts, it's how many of them there aren't.
0:06:04 > 0:06:05Come on.
0:06:08 > 0:06:11Oh, you ain't got the flower in.
0:06:12 > 0:06:13Oh.
0:06:13 > 0:06:14Whooooa!
0:06:14 > 0:06:16Oooh!
0:06:16 > 0:06:17Ah!
0:06:26 > 0:06:27Where's my phone?
0:06:27 > 0:06:29We should get out of here.
0:06:30 > 0:06:32Oi! What are you lot doing here?
0:06:34 > 0:06:37Leesh lost her phone. Thought it might be around here.
0:06:38 > 0:06:41Nope. No sign of it. Let's go.
0:06:41 > 0:06:42Hang on a minute.
0:06:42 > 0:06:45Seeing as you're down here, you can help me remove these fences.
0:06:45 > 0:06:49Come on, then. And be careful not to tread on Goodman's stupid flower.
0:06:52 > 0:06:55But...you've already trod on it, sir.
0:06:56 > 0:06:57HE GASPS
0:06:57 > 0:06:59But I never went near the flower!
0:06:59 > 0:07:01Yes, you did. We all saw you.
0:07:01 > 0:07:02Was it important?
0:07:02 > 0:07:04Well, of course it's important!
0:07:04 > 0:07:07- It's protected by the police, it... - It was...
0:07:07 > 0:07:09Well, see you later, sir.
0:07:11 > 0:07:14You three! Why are you not in detention?
0:07:14 > 0:07:16We were just helping Mr Nunn.
0:07:18 > 0:07:19Ain't that right, sir?
0:07:21 > 0:07:23Yeah, now I remember.
0:07:23 > 0:07:26These girls are helping me out, Crispin.
0:07:26 > 0:07:28OK, then. I suppose.
0:07:29 > 0:07:31Bye-bye.
0:07:34 > 0:07:36# It's like the best thing I could've dreamed of
0:07:36 > 0:07:38# Nunn's ours for life He'll do whatever we want
0:07:38 > 0:07:40# He'll have to answer to us
0:07:40 > 0:07:42# If we want extra chips in the lunch room
0:07:42 > 0:07:44# He better cough 'em up
0:07:44 > 0:07:47# And let us off strict uniform code I wanna wear my best jeans
0:07:47 > 0:07:49- # And my queenie robe - Ta-dah!
0:07:49 > 0:07:50# Nah, I'm not done with demands
0:07:50 > 0:07:53# Want a chauffeur to school with Nunn and my bodyguard
0:07:53 > 0:07:54# Yes! Yes!
0:07:54 > 0:07:57# Milk the cow for all it's worth
0:07:57 > 0:07:58MOO
0:07:59 > 0:08:02# Payback for the flower crushed in the earth
0:08:02 > 0:08:04- # But weren't it us, though? - Shhh
0:08:04 > 0:08:08- # Milk the cow for all it's worth - Milk the cow
0:08:08 > 0:08:09# We're going to milk it, yeah
0:08:09 > 0:08:12# Payback for the flower crushed in the earth
0:08:12 > 0:08:14# But weren't it us, though?
0:08:14 > 0:08:15# This is outrageous
0:08:15 > 0:08:18# Kids having power over teachers All because a flower is deceased
0:08:18 > 0:08:21# I'm going to lose sleep and I'll be dead meat
0:08:21 > 0:08:23# If this gets back to Goodman
0:08:23 > 0:08:24# I'm speechless
0:08:24 > 0:08:26# What foul creatures Kids are leeches
0:08:26 > 0:08:29# Bleeding me dry with demands These divas
0:08:29 > 0:08:31# I can't believe this Next thing you know
0:08:31 > 0:08:33# I'll be braiding the hair on their bean heads!
0:08:33 > 0:08:35# Man, this is wrong
0:08:35 > 0:08:37# It's us that crushed the flower
0:08:37 > 0:08:39# And we fibbed just to get power over Nunn
0:08:39 > 0:08:41# But the spirit of the plant never dies
0:08:41 > 0:08:43# It knows what's happened and it's quiet inside
0:08:43 > 0:08:45# What flower?
0:08:45 > 0:08:47# And we'll be haunted by the ghosts of flowers past
0:08:47 > 0:08:49# If we don't tell the truth So it's up to us
0:08:49 > 0:08:51# So do we keep milking Nunn's udders
0:08:51 > 0:08:54# Or do we tell the truth and see what happens? #
0:08:55 > 0:08:58This is bad karma. We're cursed.
0:08:58 > 0:09:00That is why I lost my phone.
0:09:01 > 0:09:04So we're all clear, right? No-one saw anything, yeah?
0:09:04 > 0:09:06Maybe.
0:09:06 > 0:09:08Oh, I'll look for your phone tomorrow!
0:09:08 > 0:09:11In the meantime, don't talk to anyone about the flower, right?
0:09:11 > 0:09:13ICE CREAM VAN CHIMES
0:09:13 > 0:09:14Ooh!
0:09:14 > 0:09:15Aaah.
0:09:16 > 0:09:18Would anyone...
0:09:18 > 0:09:19like an ice cream?
0:09:27 > 0:09:28SHE GIGGLES
0:09:28 > 0:09:30VAN DRIVES AWAY
0:09:30 > 0:09:32Oi! No, no, wait! Wait!
0:09:32 > 0:09:33Wait!
0:09:33 > 0:09:36Do not tell anyone I am showing you this, OK?
0:09:38 > 0:09:39- OK?- OK!
0:09:45 > 0:09:48OK, so I looked at some videos, and polka,
0:09:48 > 0:09:49it looks pretty easy, yeah?
0:09:49 > 0:09:52- So all it is, it's right, left, right, so...- Right.
0:09:52 > 0:09:53Jump up.
0:09:54 > 0:09:56OK. Right, left, right. Go.
0:09:56 > 0:09:58Right. Left. Right.
0:09:58 > 0:09:59And spin.
0:09:59 > 0:10:01BOTH: Argh!
0:10:01 > 0:10:03Amber! Get off, please!
0:10:03 > 0:10:04Ow, my arm, my arm!
0:10:04 > 0:10:06No fighting on school property!
0:10:08 > 0:10:10- Ah... Ow...- Let me see.
0:10:12 > 0:10:14Why can't you just keep it to the streets?
0:10:14 > 0:10:17Now I'm going to have to fill in a form.
0:10:17 > 0:10:19I'm calling social services!
0:10:26 > 0:10:29Hey. I brought you a coffee.
0:10:29 > 0:10:31Thanks. Could you just put it on the table?
0:10:33 > 0:10:34So...
0:10:34 > 0:10:37Got any plans for the weekend? Anything at all?
0:10:37 > 0:10:40Not for any reason. Just...making conversation.
0:10:40 > 0:10:41EXASPERATED SIGH
0:10:41 > 0:10:43This is broken! Unbelievable.
0:10:44 > 0:10:46So, are you, erm....?
0:10:46 > 0:10:48Are you doing any...?
0:10:48 > 0:10:50Er...
0:10:50 > 0:10:51HE SIGHS
0:10:54 > 0:10:56Hmm, I wonder if...
0:10:59 > 0:11:02Calendar. Come on, come on.
0:11:04 > 0:11:05Yes!
0:11:05 > 0:11:09You would not believe the number of broken kinescopes in this place.
0:11:09 > 0:11:11That many, eh?
0:11:11 > 0:11:13Kids! No respect for property.
0:11:24 > 0:11:26Now, where's my coffee?
0:11:26 > 0:11:28No! It's...
0:11:28 > 0:11:30er, hot. I'll just go and, um...
0:11:30 > 0:11:32HE BLOWS
0:11:32 > 0:11:33..blow on it.
0:11:35 > 0:11:37BELL RINGS
0:11:37 > 0:11:39Erm, assembly is this way, Mr Harris.
0:11:39 > 0:11:43Yes, sorry, I've just spilt some coffee on my, erm...keyboard.
0:11:43 > 0:11:45Oh. Rice, Mr Harris.
0:11:45 > 0:11:48That'll do the trick. That will sort you out.
0:11:48 > 0:11:51- Yeah...- It'll suck out the moisture. - Rice, right!
0:11:56 > 0:11:57Ah, ah, ah, ah!
0:11:59 > 0:12:02Come on, please don't be broken. Come on.
0:12:05 > 0:12:08Rice, rice, rice.
0:12:14 > 0:12:17Oh, she's going to kill me. Come on!
0:12:20 > 0:12:22HE EXHALES
0:12:23 > 0:12:25Good morning, everybody.
0:12:25 > 0:12:29Thank you for getting to this special assembly in such a...
0:12:29 > 0:12:30LAUGHTER
0:12:34 > 0:12:38Today, I'd like to talk to you all about violence.
0:12:39 > 0:12:44There has been a worrying increase in fighting recently.
0:12:44 > 0:12:46Only yesterday,
0:12:46 > 0:12:50Mr Bell caught a Year 7 girl
0:12:50 > 0:12:52beating up a much older boy.
0:12:52 > 0:12:53LAUGHTER
0:12:53 > 0:12:55Embarrassing!
0:12:55 > 0:12:57Even I could fight off an 11-year-old girl.
0:12:57 > 0:13:01So, in the interest of peace and harmony,
0:13:01 > 0:13:05I would like to invite the two students involved
0:13:05 > 0:13:07up onto the stage
0:13:07 > 0:13:08to forgive each other.
0:13:11 > 0:13:12That's Amber Baker...
0:13:12 > 0:13:14GASPS AND MURMURING
0:13:17 > 0:13:18..and Nero Johnson.
0:13:18 > 0:13:20GASPS AND MURMURING
0:13:22 > 0:13:24LAUGHTER
0:13:27 > 0:13:30Now, I would like you to shake hands with each other.
0:13:33 > 0:13:34SNIGGERING
0:13:34 > 0:13:38And now I'd like you to give each other a lovely hug.
0:13:38 > 0:13:39LAUGHTER
0:13:41 > 0:13:43Very good. Well done.
0:13:45 > 0:13:46BELL RINGS
0:13:48 > 0:13:51Steady! What's the emergency?
0:13:51 > 0:13:53Some...urgent marking.
0:13:53 > 0:13:54What brings you here?
0:13:54 > 0:13:56Your friend Lizzie's had her phone stolen.
0:13:56 > 0:13:59The school's taking it pretty seriously.
0:13:59 > 0:14:01Wow. How awful.
0:14:01 > 0:14:03That's really...
0:14:03 > 0:14:05Really...
0:14:05 > 0:14:07Sorry, I've just got to...
0:14:09 > 0:14:10Get out of my way!
0:14:17 > 0:14:20Where's the rice? There was a bowl of rice on the radiator.
0:14:20 > 0:14:21I threw it away.
0:14:24 > 0:14:25What are you doing?
0:14:25 > 0:14:27It's my...
0:14:27 > 0:14:28lunch.
0:14:28 > 0:14:30Hang on.
0:14:30 > 0:14:31It's...
0:14:35 > 0:14:36Mate.
0:14:36 > 0:14:38You've been working too hard.
0:14:38 > 0:14:40This is raw rice.
0:14:40 > 0:14:41From a bin.
0:15:00 > 0:15:03Look at me!
0:15:03 > 0:15:05I'm cool.
0:15:05 > 0:15:07By association,
0:15:07 > 0:15:11which is the only way you're ever likely to be cool.
0:15:11 > 0:15:12Amber!
0:15:12 > 0:15:15You've got to tell everyone that I was teaching you ballroom.
0:15:15 > 0:15:16That's weird,
0:15:16 > 0:15:19cos I don't see no sequins on your shirt.
0:15:19 > 0:15:20Hey! I...
0:15:20 > 0:15:22SPECTATORS GASP
0:15:22 > 0:15:25Going to attack a little girl?
0:15:25 > 0:15:27You know what happened last time.
0:15:27 > 0:15:29LAUGHTER
0:15:29 > 0:15:31I was teaching her polka!
0:15:31 > 0:15:32LAUGHTER
0:15:32 > 0:15:34We fell!
0:15:36 > 0:15:40This is going to end in disaster.
0:15:40 > 0:15:42I'm the hardest kid in school.
0:15:42 > 0:15:44How can that be bad?
0:15:44 > 0:15:47Hey, Baker, guess who got your part in The King And I?
0:15:47 > 0:15:49Too slow. I did.
0:15:49 > 0:15:52- What are you yakking on about? - They totally dumped you
0:15:52 > 0:15:54as, like, a punishment for fighting big boys.
0:15:54 > 0:15:56What? But I practised for that!
0:15:56 > 0:15:59- You threatening me or something? - No. What?- Just cos you're hard,
0:15:59 > 0:16:01you can't go round totally challenging people
0:16:01 > 0:16:05- whenever you want a fight. - I ain't challenging you to a fight!
0:16:05 > 0:16:08- There going to be a fight? - No, there ain't going to be a fight.
0:16:08 > 0:16:10Whoo! Fight! Fight! Fight!
0:16:10 > 0:16:13- ALL CHANT:- Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
0:16:13 > 0:16:17Just leave me alone, yeah? Stop menacing me!
0:16:17 > 0:16:19It's great knowing the hardest kid in school!
0:16:30 > 0:16:33We weren't fighting, OK?
0:16:33 > 0:16:35I was teaching her ballroom dancing!
0:16:40 > 0:16:42Aw, come on!
0:16:53 > 0:16:55Come on, please, please, please dry!
0:16:59 > 0:17:01Dexter!
0:17:01 > 0:17:02Lizzie, what's...?
0:17:02 > 0:17:05My phone - it's been stolen!
0:17:05 > 0:17:08It's stupid, really. It's just a thing,
0:17:08 > 0:17:10but it had all my stuff on it.
0:17:10 > 0:17:12All my messages from you, from the beginning,
0:17:12 > 0:17:14and I haven't backed those up
0:17:14 > 0:17:17because that's not an efficient use of limited cloud storage!
0:17:17 > 0:17:19Maybe it'll turn up.
0:17:19 > 0:17:23It was in my bag. Someone must have gone through it.
0:17:24 > 0:17:27What sort of monster would do that kind of thing?
0:17:29 > 0:17:31Can we go to the staffroom?
0:17:31 > 0:17:32Get a cup of tea?
0:17:34 > 0:17:36Actually, I think I might hang around.
0:17:39 > 0:17:41Erm... I'll make you a quick tea.
0:18:01 > 0:18:03Yes, I'm sitting with you,
0:18:03 > 0:18:07but I don't approve of your behaviour.
0:18:07 > 0:18:09I just want to study you.
0:18:09 > 0:18:11NERO GROANS
0:18:11 > 0:18:14Having being rejected from his tribe,
0:18:14 > 0:18:17the humiliated ex-alpha male
0:18:17 > 0:18:20struggles to form new social connections.
0:18:24 > 0:18:25I feel so...
0:18:25 > 0:18:27violated.
0:18:27 > 0:18:29Oh, I know, I know, it's awful.
0:18:30 > 0:18:32I just hope they...
0:18:32 > 0:18:34I hope they catch whoever did it.
0:18:34 > 0:18:36Fingers crossed.
0:18:39 > 0:18:41HE GULPS RAPIDLY
0:18:43 > 0:18:44Got to dash!
0:18:57 > 0:18:59HE COUGHS
0:19:01 > 0:19:03HE GASPS
0:19:03 > 0:19:05HE GROANS
0:19:07 > 0:19:09# Well, that does it It's over now
0:19:09 > 0:19:11# Curtains closed I may as well take a bow
0:19:11 > 0:19:13# Or drop my head in embarrassment
0:19:13 > 0:19:16# Goodbye Dexter Harris Say bye to Paris
0:19:16 > 0:19:18# Say au revoir to Lizzie
0:19:18 > 0:19:21# And any slim slivering possibility of marriage
0:19:21 > 0:19:23# Yeah, I've blown it There's no way home
0:19:23 > 0:19:26# When you've stolen and oven-baked your girlfriend's phone
0:19:26 > 0:19:28# That's the end of the line She'll go wild
0:19:28 > 0:19:30# When she finds out I broke her mobile
0:19:30 > 0:19:32# So is this week my worst?
0:19:32 > 0:19:35# If you're gonna cook a phone at least season it first
0:19:35 > 0:19:37# Instead this is a tasteless fiasco
0:19:37 > 0:19:40# Like when I baked that cake with Tabasco
0:19:40 > 0:19:42# They should call me Dexter Calamity
0:19:42 > 0:19:44# Lizzie deserves a better man than me
0:19:44 > 0:19:46# Signal's clear, can't dial back
0:19:46 > 0:19:49# I'll be cut off just like that
0:19:49 > 0:19:51# Just like what? Just like that
0:19:51 > 0:19:53# I'll be cut off just like that
0:19:53 > 0:19:56# Signal's clear, can't dial back
0:19:56 > 0:19:58# I'll be cut off just like that
0:19:58 > 0:20:01# Just like what? Just like that
0:20:01 > 0:20:03# I'll be cut off just like that
0:20:03 > 0:20:05# I can't have this weighing on my conscience
0:20:05 > 0:20:08# Feels like I'm piggy backing a monster
0:20:08 > 0:20:10# Feels heavy, I've got to take the weight off
0:20:10 > 0:20:13# Come clean, hope honesty pays off. #
0:20:19 > 0:20:20Hey. Hey!
0:20:23 > 0:20:26Well, thank you for coming at such short notice.
0:20:26 > 0:20:27It's just there.
0:20:32 > 0:20:33So...
0:20:34 > 0:20:36Is it a Damsel's Finger?
0:20:36 > 0:20:37Well...
0:20:39 > 0:20:41It was.
0:20:42 > 0:20:43Oh, no!
0:20:45 > 0:20:46I can't believe it!
0:20:48 > 0:20:50Look, if we all keep our mouths shut,
0:20:50 > 0:20:53- no-one has to get into any trouble, right?- Sure.
0:20:53 > 0:20:55- Long as you keep us sweet.- No.
0:20:56 > 0:20:58I can't do this no more.
0:20:58 > 0:21:00The lying, the guilt.
0:21:00 > 0:21:03- We've got to tell the truth. - No. Leesh...
0:21:03 > 0:21:06Look, I'll buy your silence, OK? What do you want? A football?
0:21:08 > 0:21:09Discus?
0:21:09 > 0:21:11I'll get you a new phone, yeah?
0:21:11 > 0:21:12Don't you understand?
0:21:12 > 0:21:14An innocent flower is dead.
0:21:15 > 0:21:17Er, Leesh?
0:21:17 > 0:21:19I can't be part of this.
0:21:19 > 0:21:20What?
0:21:20 > 0:21:22THEY SIGH
0:21:26 > 0:21:28Oi!
0:21:28 > 0:21:30Have you been threatening my sister?
0:21:30 > 0:21:31- No, I...- Shut up, yeah?
0:21:31 > 0:21:34You can't go fighting people like some kind of big thingy,
0:21:34 > 0:21:36cos you ain't a big thingy, I'm the big thingy.
0:21:36 > 0:21:39If you want to fight Ingrid you can fight me. And when you fight me,
0:21:39 > 0:21:41I'll bash you. Got that? Be here after school and get bashed.
0:21:41 > 0:21:43EXCITED MURMURING
0:21:43 > 0:21:45What did I say this would end in?
0:21:50 > 0:21:52Eleesha, you OK?
0:21:52 > 0:21:54Look, I'm making an investigation.
0:21:54 > 0:21:56Yeah, about that...
0:21:56 > 0:22:00You don't know anything about Miss Baker's phone being stolen, do you?
0:22:00 > 0:22:02No, but...
0:22:02 > 0:22:04mine's disappeared too.
0:22:04 > 0:22:06I thought it was karma.
0:22:06 > 0:22:08OK, come on. I'll need you to make a statement.
0:22:11 > 0:22:13Oi, Amber! Amber!
0:22:14 > 0:22:16Hey, you better tell...
0:22:18 > 0:22:19What's the matter?
0:22:21 > 0:22:23I've got to fight that Zoe-Marie.
0:22:26 > 0:22:29# Amber's just a kid Zoe-Marie's at the school gates
0:22:29 > 0:22:31# Giving it the big talk
0:22:31 > 0:22:33# I think big kids shouldn't pick on little ones
0:22:33 > 0:22:36# Imagine how it feels Starting in a new school
0:22:36 > 0:22:38# Coming out of primary Looking at the big kids
0:22:38 > 0:22:40# Must be quite scary
0:22:40 > 0:22:42# And to think I was going to have a go at her
0:22:42 > 0:22:45# When I'm older than her And I'm bold with my words
0:22:45 > 0:22:48# I've been cold Like how Josh treated me at first
0:22:48 > 0:22:51# When I was going to run away and flee for the hills
0:22:51 > 0:22:53# My big cousins grabbed me and brought me back on my heels
0:22:53 > 0:22:56# They stuck up for me They had love for me
0:22:56 > 0:22:59# They stood up for me They stepped up to be
0:22:59 > 0:23:01# Real men, so I gotta step up
0:23:01 > 0:23:04# Cos one day I'mma be a real man
0:23:04 > 0:23:07# And it's not about sticking your chest out
0:23:07 > 0:23:10# It's all about giving a helping hand
0:23:10 > 0:23:12# Real man, so I gotta step up
0:23:12 > 0:23:15# Cos one day I'mma be a real man
0:23:15 > 0:23:18# And it's not about sticking your chest out
0:23:18 > 0:23:20# It's all about giving a helping hand
0:23:20 > 0:23:22# It's easy to make fun of a kid
0:23:22 > 0:23:25# But that don't make you tough That don't make you big
0:23:25 > 0:23:28# That's an act of a coward A lion protects the pack
0:23:28 > 0:23:31# Helping out other people makes you strong, that's a fact
0:23:31 > 0:23:34# It's all about giving a helping hand
0:23:34 > 0:23:37# And it's not about sticking your chest out
0:23:37 > 0:23:39# Cos one day I'mma be a real man
0:23:39 > 0:23:42# Real man, so I gotta step up! #
0:23:45 > 0:23:48Hey, look, it's OK. I'll talk to Zoe-Marie for you, yeah?
0:23:50 > 0:23:52Calm her down a bit.
0:23:52 > 0:23:53She's not so bad.
0:23:56 > 0:23:57So my phone was...
0:24:00 > 0:24:03No! No! No, no, no, no, no! No!
0:24:06 > 0:24:07Graham, can I have a word?
0:24:08 > 0:24:10All right, fine! You got me!
0:24:10 > 0:24:12- I did it! So what?- You?
0:24:12 > 0:24:15Yeah. And I'll tell you something else - this is pathetic!
0:24:15 > 0:24:16It shouldn't even be a crime!
0:24:16 > 0:24:20You're unbelievable! I think we better take this to Mrs Goodman.
0:24:20 > 0:24:22Fine, do it!
0:24:22 > 0:24:24This is political correctness gone mad.
0:24:26 > 0:24:28CRYING
0:24:28 > 0:24:30Dexter!
0:24:30 > 0:24:31SHE SNIFFS
0:24:31 > 0:24:33Have you heard?
0:24:33 > 0:24:35Something awful's happened.
0:24:35 > 0:24:36I know.
0:24:36 > 0:24:40Look, this is really hard for me to admit, but...
0:24:40 > 0:24:41it was me.
0:24:41 > 0:24:43Dexter...
0:24:44 > 0:24:45How could you?
0:24:46 > 0:24:47I don't know.
0:24:47 > 0:24:50I just wanted to look at it, and then it just got broken.
0:24:50 > 0:24:52I've been trying to fix it, but...
0:24:52 > 0:24:54I kind of melted it.
0:24:54 > 0:24:56Dexter, what are you talking about?
0:25:01 > 0:25:02My phone!
0:25:04 > 0:25:06Here's your thief!
0:25:06 > 0:25:08Mr Nunn's confessed to stealing the phone.
0:25:08 > 0:25:10What? I didn't steal a phone! I crushed a flower!
0:25:10 > 0:25:13You crushed the Damsel's Finger!?
0:25:13 > 0:25:15Well...
0:25:15 > 0:25:18It's a stupid law anyway! Who cares?
0:25:18 > 0:25:20This isn't my phone. There's a picture of...
0:25:20 > 0:25:23Fleur, Eleesha and Clementine on it.
0:25:23 > 0:25:25Falling over.
0:25:25 > 0:25:27Hang on. Isn't that the...?
0:25:27 > 0:25:29Unbelievable.
0:25:31 > 0:25:32So.
0:25:33 > 0:25:35If they crushed my flower...
0:25:37 > 0:25:39..who stole Miss Baker's phone?
0:25:41 > 0:25:43Some idiot has put a phone in my bin.
0:25:43 > 0:25:45My messages!
0:25:47 > 0:25:50So, what ARE you doing this weekend?
0:25:50 > 0:25:52I'll be backing up the data on my phone.
0:25:52 > 0:25:54You can never be too careful.
0:25:54 > 0:25:57- Why?- That's OK. Never mind.
0:25:57 > 0:26:00Would somebody please explain to me what's going on?
0:26:00 > 0:26:03I've got punishments to arrange. That's what's going on.
0:26:05 > 0:26:08THEY PANT
0:26:11 > 0:26:14Right, lads. Last session before the big match.
0:26:14 > 0:26:16Now, let's grind them into the dirt!
0:26:16 > 0:26:18- THEY CHEER - Come on!
0:26:19 > 0:26:22- Got to stop you there, sir! - What now?
0:26:22 > 0:26:24Another Damsel's Finger.
0:26:24 > 0:26:25Look.
0:26:25 > 0:26:27They seem to like your pitch.
0:26:27 > 0:26:30And another one there!
0:26:30 > 0:26:32And here. And here.
0:26:33 > 0:26:36The flowers live! Rejoice!
0:26:36 > 0:26:38Better go tell Mrs Goodman.
0:26:40 > 0:26:43Looks like your match is off now, sir.
0:26:43 > 0:26:44HE SIGHS
0:26:46 > 0:26:49Relax, yeah? I look after family.
0:26:49 > 0:26:51But I ain't family.
0:26:51 > 0:26:53You're my temporary guardian's secret girlfriend's
0:26:53 > 0:26:55little half-sister. Of course you're family.
0:27:05 > 0:27:06You wait here and I'll have a word.
0:27:06 > 0:27:08Work this all out, OK?
0:27:12 > 0:27:14Zoe-Marie!
0:27:21 > 0:27:23Good to see you again.
0:27:28 > 0:27:31I'm so sorry all of this happened.
0:27:31 > 0:27:32What are you talking about?
0:27:32 > 0:27:35This has totally restored my reputation.
0:27:35 > 0:27:37- Yeah.- This is the kid that stood up to Zoe-Marie.
0:27:37 > 0:27:39- How brave is that?- Total legend.
0:27:43 > 0:27:45- # Can't live with 'em - And you can't kick 'em out
0:27:45 > 0:27:46# When they're up they rub it in your face
0:27:46 > 0:27:49- # Kick you when you're down - But what no-one understands them
0:27:49 > 0:27:51- # You know what they're on about - Always gonna be around
0:27:51 > 0:27:52# Gotta find a common ground
0:27:52 > 0:27:56# If you know so much about me
0:27:56 > 0:27:57# Where do I go from here?
0:27:57 > 0:28:00- # If you see 'em every day - You can never get away
0:28:00 > 0:28:02# Only time that you're the boss? 4 o'clock. #