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0:00:06 > 0:00:09# Where do you go when you know nobody can understand you?

0:00:09 > 0:00:12# When it's just too much to handle?

0:00:12 > 0:00:15# What do you do when you end up somewhere you never planned to?

0:00:15 > 0:00:18# Washed out, stressed out like it was shampoo

0:00:18 > 0:00:20# You should stay It can change

0:00:20 > 0:00:23# There's good days and bad days

0:00:23 > 0:00:26# But one day down the line this time is sure to stop

0:00:26 > 0:00:28# So the only time is now 4 O'Clock

0:00:28 > 0:00:30# 4 O'Clock, 4 O'Clock, 4 O'Clock. #

0:00:33 > 0:00:35HE YAWNS

0:00:43 > 0:00:45# So much to do, so little time

0:00:49 > 0:00:50# Here we go again

0:00:50 > 0:00:52# Days go by like a flash

0:00:52 > 0:00:54# A blur of work and still scrabbling for cash

0:00:54 > 0:00:56# It's tough, so much on

0:00:56 > 0:00:58# Responsibilities like looking after Nero

0:00:58 > 0:01:00# And work is an uphill struggle

0:01:00 > 0:01:02# Like riding on utility bikes

0:01:02 > 0:01:05# All the kids' homework packed in my basket (in my basket)

0:01:05 > 0:01:07# Balancing it all on a tightrope

0:01:07 > 0:01:11# No harness, no me time None granted

0:01:11 > 0:01:12# From teaching to marking

0:01:12 > 0:01:13# Cooking to cleaning

0:01:13 > 0:01:16# No time for laughing, shopping this evening

0:01:16 > 0:01:19# After the shopping I'm mopping then stopping

0:01:19 > 0:01:21# As carrots need peeling and Nero needs feeding

0:01:21 > 0:01:24# Things cost money and time's of the essence

0:01:24 > 0:01:27# And I don't seem to have enough of both at this present time

0:01:27 > 0:01:29# I'm a wrecked soul, tired and sleepy

0:01:29 > 0:01:32# If I have more time and money things would be easier

0:01:32 > 0:01:35# Teaching and marking Cooking and cleaning

0:01:35 > 0:01:38# Mopping and ironing, no time for sleeping

0:01:38 > 0:01:39# But where does the money go?

0:01:39 > 0:01:41# Where does the time go?

0:01:41 > 0:01:42#Where does the money go?

0:01:42 > 0:01:43# Where does the time go?

0:01:43 > 0:01:46# Iron the cooking, cleaning the marking

0:01:46 > 0:01:47# Marking the cleaning

0:01:47 > 0:01:48# No time for dreaming

0:01:48 > 0:01:50# But where does the money go?

0:01:50 > 0:01:51# Where does the time go?

0:01:51 > 0:01:55# If I could make more money and make time slow down

0:01:55 > 0:02:00# Make time slow down Make time slow down

0:02:00 > 0:02:04# Yeah, uh, yeah

0:02:04 > 0:02:09# Make time slow down Make time slow down

0:02:09 > 0:02:13# Make time slow down

0:02:13 > 0:02:18# If I could just make more money and make time slow down! #

0:02:18 > 0:02:21RELAXING PIANO MUSIC

0:02:30 > 0:02:32Dexter!

0:02:32 > 0:02:34Bit more lively?

0:02:34 > 0:02:37HE PLAYS UPBEAT TUNE

0:02:40 > 0:02:42Dexter! Dexter!

0:02:43 > 0:02:46Dexter! Dexter! Wake up, man!

0:02:46 > 0:02:48CAR HORNS BLARE

0:02:48 > 0:02:50Ah. Oh, no.

0:02:50 > 0:02:51Sorry.

0:02:52 > 0:02:54Agh.

0:02:58 > 0:03:00Wake me up when this is over.

0:03:00 > 0:03:01So,

0:03:01 > 0:03:04what happens to the copper sulphate?

0:03:04 > 0:03:06- Anyone?- If I put this in my ear... - Fleur?

0:03:06 > 0:03:08- ..could I supercharge my brain?- Nero?

0:03:08 > 0:03:12I think that's a stupid plan with a high risk of injury.

0:03:12 > 0:03:15Clem? Clementine!

0:03:16 > 0:03:18Do you mind? I'm sleeping.

0:03:18 > 0:03:19LAUGHTER

0:03:19 > 0:03:21BELL RINGS

0:03:23 > 0:03:24Clementine! Here.

0:03:27 > 0:03:30It is your responsibility to come to school awake

0:03:30 > 0:03:31and to stay that way.

0:03:31 > 0:03:34Yeah, well, it's your responsibility to come up with lessons

0:03:34 > 0:03:35that don't send me to sleep.

0:03:35 > 0:03:37There's nothing wrong with my lessons.

0:03:37 > 0:03:39Try to get some sleep at night

0:03:39 > 0:03:42instead of going out

0:03:42 > 0:03:43or playing on the computer or...

0:03:43 > 0:03:45I ain't going out!

0:03:45 > 0:03:47Or playing naff computer games.

0:03:47 > 0:03:48Well, what is it?

0:03:48 > 0:03:51You're not leaving this room until I get an explanation.

0:03:55 > 0:03:57- What are you doing? - Borrowing your maths!

0:03:57 > 0:03:59Get off. I'm not enabling your homework dependency!

0:03:59 > 0:04:02- Nero, tell him! - No, I'm not going to.

0:04:02 > 0:04:03Whoops.

0:04:05 > 0:04:08Nothing happened. It was all a dream.

0:04:08 > 0:04:10- Ooh. Ooh.- Ah. No!

0:04:12 > 0:04:15LAUGHING

0:04:15 > 0:04:16Your bag!

0:04:16 > 0:04:17Funny, is it?

0:04:17 > 0:04:20Oh, no! Oh!

0:04:27 > 0:04:31And, it turns out, she goes for a swim every morning before school.

0:04:31 > 0:04:34It's two buses, no wonder she's falling asleep all the time.

0:04:34 > 0:04:37SNORING

0:04:40 > 0:04:41Oh, yeah! Terrible.

0:04:42 > 0:04:44Who are we talking about again?

0:04:44 > 0:04:47Clementine. I found out she swims for the county.

0:04:47 > 0:04:49After I yelled at her.

0:04:49 > 0:04:51So I said I'd get up early and give her a lift for a while.

0:04:51 > 0:04:54Right. But you're still coming tomorrow night, yeah?

0:04:54 > 0:04:56What's this? Lovebirds on a date?

0:04:56 > 0:04:58- Ha-ha, no!- As if!

0:04:58 > 0:05:02No, Dexter is playing at a piano bar...

0:05:02 > 0:05:04and...

0:05:04 > 0:05:06wanted a bit of support, so...

0:05:06 > 0:05:08Er, not just me. I said it was an open invitation.

0:05:10 > 0:05:12Yeah! The more the merrier.

0:05:12 > 0:05:16Well, it's going to be pretty merry then, cos I am in!

0:05:16 > 0:05:18Crispin?

0:05:18 > 0:05:20Er, yeah. I suppose so.

0:05:20 > 0:05:22I mean, I've got to get out of the house.

0:05:22 > 0:05:24Music.

0:05:24 > 0:05:26How wonderful.

0:05:26 > 0:05:28You can rely on our support, Dexter.

0:05:39 > 0:05:41Oh, look at that!

0:05:41 > 0:05:43Christmas has arrived!

0:05:44 > 0:05:46What are you doing up there?

0:05:47 > 0:05:48Down! Now!

0:05:52 > 0:05:55You know, I detest playground duty.

0:05:55 > 0:05:58This job is as much being a zoo keeper as it is teacher.

0:06:00 > 0:06:01Do you know how terrible it would have been

0:06:01 > 0:06:04if one of you had slipped and broken your neck?

0:06:04 > 0:06:06I'd have had to have filled in paperwork!

0:06:06 > 0:06:08- Oh, but sir, my bag... - Detention! The lot of you!

0:06:12 > 0:06:15How are we going to get our bags back now, then?

0:06:21 > 0:06:23ALARM CLOCK BEEPS

0:06:37 > 0:06:38Oh, my days!

0:06:40 > 0:06:43It's my shoe from last year!

0:06:43 > 0:06:46Yes, and I'm very happy for you both.

0:06:46 > 0:06:47Now, come on, let's go.

0:06:47 > 0:06:51Oh, look at this stuff!

0:06:51 > 0:06:53A magnet!

0:06:53 > 0:06:56A phone from the Stone Age!

0:06:56 > 0:06:58Teeth, oh!

0:06:58 > 0:06:59And this!

0:07:03 > 0:07:06What even is it? It might be lucky.

0:07:06 > 0:07:08Or cursed? It kind of looks cursed.

0:07:08 > 0:07:11It looks like a failed woodwork project. Now, come on, let's go

0:07:11 > 0:07:15or do you want Dexter to wake up and report you missing?

0:07:21 > 0:07:24Come on, Eli. Hurry up! Get a move on!

0:07:24 > 0:07:25TOY SQUEAKS

0:07:32 > 0:07:33Clem?

0:07:33 > 0:07:36What's going on? Splash Stars?

0:07:36 > 0:07:39No! Clem Burton in, like, some kind of swim posse?

0:07:39 > 0:07:41What else you got? Matching hats?

0:07:41 > 0:07:44Wait till everyone at school hears about this. Your cred is so dead!

0:07:44 > 0:07:46You ain't telling no-one.

0:07:46 > 0:07:49- What are you doing sneaking around here anyway?- Oh, nothing.

0:07:49 > 0:07:50Oh! All those early mornings!

0:07:50 > 0:07:52That's why you've been so vexed!

0:07:52 > 0:07:54You ain't seen vexed!

0:07:54 > 0:07:55Now say you're sorry, shut your mouth

0:07:55 > 0:07:58and walk away before I do something you'll regret.

0:07:58 > 0:08:00What are you going to do? Flick me with your towel?

0:08:00 > 0:08:03No. I'm going to do this.

0:08:08 > 0:08:10Look who I found!

0:08:10 > 0:08:12Nero! What are you doing here so early?

0:08:12 > 0:08:14Does Dexter know you're out?

0:08:14 > 0:08:15I just...

0:08:15 > 0:08:17Nero just signed up for Splash Stars.

0:08:17 > 0:08:19One of the swim posse, now, aren't you,

0:08:19 > 0:08:20Nero?

0:08:22 > 0:08:24I'm really worried. He's not in his room.

0:08:24 > 0:08:28I got up and... Ah, no, it's OK. That's him now.

0:08:28 > 0:08:30Right. Thanks, Emily.

0:08:30 > 0:08:31Where have you been?

0:08:31 > 0:08:34I phoned the police. Have you been out all night?

0:08:34 > 0:08:38I can't believe you'd be so irresponsible! You're grounded!

0:08:38 > 0:08:39For a year.

0:08:39 > 0:08:40- Two years!- Come on...

0:08:40 > 0:08:42Sorry he's a bit late.

0:08:42 > 0:08:44I gave him a lift from Splash Stars.

0:08:44 > 0:08:46I had to drop Clem off first.

0:08:46 > 0:08:47Should have time to get changed.

0:08:47 > 0:08:51I'll give you a lift in if you like. Since I'm here.

0:08:51 > 0:08:53See? That's why I don't tell you nothing. Do you know what?

0:08:53 > 0:08:56It would be nice if you had my back like that sometimes.

0:09:04 > 0:09:06So, Mr Harris came with you today.

0:09:06 > 0:09:09Ain't him and your sister snogging supposed to be a secret?

0:09:09 > 0:09:13Sh! No-one wants to think about that!

0:09:13 > 0:09:16Oh, don't. It's well squeasy.

0:09:16 > 0:09:18Gives me the proper sicks.

0:09:18 > 0:09:22You what? Did you completely just say that I gave you the sicks?

0:09:22 > 0:09:25What? No! I wasn't talking about you!

0:09:25 > 0:09:27- Well, I see the way you're denying it.- Yeah, I am.

0:09:27 > 0:09:29That's exactly what I just did.

0:09:29 > 0:09:33Right. So you're all up in my actual grill saying I'm disgusting,

0:09:33 > 0:09:36when you follow me back from all there and you're my pamperazoid?

0:09:36 > 0:09:37You want to be me?

0:09:37 > 0:09:39Yeah. Not Happening.

0:09:39 > 0:09:42So, I think you're disgusting and I want to be you?

0:09:42 > 0:09:45Oh, you got that nailed. You're dangerously mixed up. Oh, stay back!

0:09:47 > 0:09:49Ingrid, stop that immediately!

0:09:49 > 0:09:53Oh, right. Covering her side just cos you fancy her ancient sister.

0:09:53 > 0:09:57What? That is ridiculous! Detention for both of you!

0:09:57 > 0:10:00What? She literally started all of it!

0:10:00 > 0:10:06Both of you! See? No favouritism or fancying of anyone.

0:10:06 > 0:10:07SHE SIGHS

0:10:08 > 0:10:11# Is this some sick joke She just gets on my nerves

0:10:11 > 0:10:13# Why am I getting punished? I'm lost for words

0:10:13 > 0:10:15# Mr Harris is embarrassed to be real, that's right

0:10:15 > 0:10:18# Scared to say he likes Lizzie He just wants to hide

0:10:18 > 0:10:21# Doesn't want to look biased just cos I'm her sister

0:10:21 > 0:10:23# So he makes me do lines but for what, mister?

0:10:23 > 0:10:26# This ain't fair, no This ain't right

0:10:26 > 0:10:28# How can he live with the guilt? How is he kipping at night, like?

0:10:28 > 0:10:31# No justice in here

0:10:31 > 0:10:34# No justice

0:10:34 > 0:10:36# Seriously, detention for no reason

0:10:36 > 0:10:38# There's no justice for this treason

0:10:38 > 0:10:41# I might as well be locked up for breathing

0:10:41 > 0:10:44# It's basically the same thing if you're see things

0:10:44 > 0:10:46# From my side, he's Dodo Dexter

0:10:46 > 0:10:49# Who loves holding hands with my dumbo sister

0:10:49 > 0:10:51# And I'm in the middle getting torn like a raggy doll

0:10:51 > 0:10:54# Hit from every direction like a pinball

0:10:54 > 0:10:56# No justice in here

0:10:56 > 0:10:59# No justice

0:10:59 > 0:11:01# I'm knocked around like a pinball

0:11:01 > 0:11:04# I'm kicked around like a pinball

0:11:04 > 0:11:06# I've had enough I'm not taking it any more

0:11:06 > 0:11:09# From Dexter, Ingrid or Lizzie It's time to settle the score

0:11:09 > 0:11:11# Let's see how they like it when I'm making the ball

0:11:11 > 0:11:14# When I'm the big flipper to hit them against the wall

0:11:14 > 0:11:16# No justice in here

0:11:16 > 0:11:19# No justice

0:11:19 > 0:11:22# I'm knocked around like a pinball

0:11:22 > 0:11:25# I'm kicked around like a pinball. #

0:11:25 > 0:11:29- I know I put it in here somewhere. - Maybe if you hadn't filled your

0:11:29 > 0:11:32locker up with roof junk it might be easier to find your text book?

0:11:32 > 0:11:35Junk? You call this junk?

0:11:35 > 0:11:36Yeah.

0:11:36 > 0:11:38We got home safely this morning, didn't we?

0:11:38 > 0:11:40That's luck, cos of this.

0:11:40 > 0:11:44Erm, Nero was caught by a teacher and a dog bit my elbow.

0:11:44 > 0:11:46Yeah. But think how much worse

0:11:46 > 0:11:48it would have been without Mr Freak watching over us?

0:11:48 > 0:11:51If he's so lucky, how come you've lost your history book?

0:11:51 > 0:11:53That's an automatic detention.

0:11:55 > 0:11:58Oh, yeah! I put it on top of your locker!

0:11:58 > 0:12:00See? Luck.

0:12:05 > 0:12:06LAUGHTER

0:12:07 > 0:12:11Hey Lizzie, have you ever seen a scar? Look at that.

0:12:14 > 0:12:16Another request from table four.

0:12:18 > 0:12:23This is from a shuttlecock. The feathers are like razors.

0:12:23 > 0:12:27Sliced right through to the bone, Imagine that, eh?

0:12:31 > 0:12:33I'm not playing Thomas the Tank Engine!

0:12:33 > 0:12:34Oh, go on!

0:12:34 > 0:12:37You know, I don't just do TV theme songs for sniggering PE teachers,

0:12:37 > 0:12:40I also do classical recitals.

0:12:40 > 0:12:43Oh, yeah, what? Ride Of The Tweenies?

0:12:43 > 0:12:45I didn't know you played recitals.

0:12:45 > 0:12:48Yes. I do them every week.

0:12:48 > 0:12:50Where?

0:12:50 > 0:12:51Well, here.

0:12:51 > 0:12:53How wonderful!

0:12:53 > 0:12:55Wow. Well, what do you play?

0:12:55 > 0:12:58Fanfare For The Common Muppet.

0:12:58 > 0:13:03Actually, I'll be playing Rachmaninov's Prelude In G Major.

0:13:03 > 0:13:05Oh, gosh. Isn't that awfully difficult?

0:13:05 > 0:13:09Yes. Yes, it is. Very difficult.

0:13:09 > 0:13:12My stepdad used to play that in the car when I was little.

0:13:12 > 0:13:14I absolutely love it!

0:13:14 > 0:13:19Ooh. What a happy coincidence. You should come, Lizzie!

0:13:19 > 0:13:21Well, you don't have to...

0:13:21 > 0:13:23No, of course I do!

0:13:23 > 0:13:25We should all come.

0:13:25 > 0:13:28I can't wait to hear you play some proper music, Dexter.

0:13:31 > 0:13:32ALARM CLOCK BEEPS

0:13:36 > 0:13:39I brought you some breakfast.

0:13:39 > 0:13:40Yo, it's five in the morning.

0:13:40 > 0:13:42It's time for swimming!

0:13:42 > 0:13:45If you want to do this, I'm behind you every splash of the way.

0:13:45 > 0:13:47Go Splash Stars!

0:13:56 > 0:14:01Dex, listen. It's amazing, you're giving me all this support but...

0:14:01 > 0:14:03Don't worry about me. Just get in there.

0:14:05 > 0:14:06OK.

0:14:15 > 0:14:18You can't come! Sorry, it's just...

0:14:18 > 0:14:20It'll put me off it if I know you're watching me.

0:14:20 > 0:14:22I have to be in my zone, you know?

0:14:22 > 0:14:24Come on. Don't want to be late.

0:14:24 > 0:14:26Stay in the car, OK?

0:14:28 > 0:14:31Why don't you want Dex to come?

0:14:31 > 0:14:32Cos I suck at swimming, OK?

0:14:32 > 0:14:34I'm not getting in no pool.

0:14:37 > 0:14:39HE PLAYS BADLY AND HUMS ALONG

0:14:41 > 0:14:42HE SIGHS

0:14:47 > 0:14:49KNOCK ON WINDOW

0:14:52 > 0:14:54Hello. What are you doing?

0:14:54 > 0:14:58Nothing. Just can't stop playing that classical music.

0:14:58 > 0:14:59I don't know how you do it.

0:14:59 > 0:15:02I'm exhausted after just watching you last night.

0:15:02 > 0:15:03Who needs sleep, right?

0:15:03 > 0:15:07By the way, my mum and stepdad were really impressed

0:15:07 > 0:15:09about the Rachmaninov.

0:15:09 > 0:15:11They're going to come and watch too.

0:15:11 > 0:15:13I think it's about time you met them.

0:15:13 > 0:15:15Aah...brilliant!

0:15:15 > 0:15:18- Ah! Ding! - SHE LAUGHS

0:15:36 > 0:15:38Aargh!

0:15:38 > 0:15:39Much more realistic.

0:15:45 > 0:15:46How did it go?

0:15:46 > 0:15:49Well, you know. Standard swimming.

0:15:49 > 0:15:52Up and down, up and down, up and...

0:15:52 > 0:15:57Anyway I was thinking, maybe this ain't for me.

0:15:57 > 0:16:00Oh, don't be so modest, Nero! He was amazing!

0:16:00 > 0:16:04Yeah! I'm TOO good.

0:16:04 > 0:16:05Ain't fair on the others.

0:16:05 > 0:16:08Nero, if you're good at something, you should pursue it.

0:16:08 > 0:16:11I don't want anything to stand in your way. What's this?

0:16:11 > 0:16:14Time trials. You should sign up.

0:16:14 > 0:16:16You'd walk it.

0:16:18 > 0:16:19# Whoa, how did I get roped in to this?

0:16:19 > 0:16:22# Look at Clem she's all in to this Can't even swim, I'm so in for it

0:16:22 > 0:16:24# I'm caught in a web that's so intricate

0:16:24 > 0:16:26# Videos on the internet of me splashing in the pool

0:16:26 > 0:16:27# Will be an instant hit

0:16:27 > 0:16:30# I'm caught up in a web of lies Yeah, she's spinning the webs

0:16:30 > 0:16:33# Man, she kicks me every time Now I think that I'm fresh

0:16:33 > 0:16:36# She just trapped me like a fly If I swim again, yes

0:16:36 > 0:16:39# I mean no, so I guess I'll have to hide in the cupboard every morning

0:16:39 > 0:16:41# While she pours water over my head

0:16:41 > 0:16:44# I'll play the game right but when my time comes

0:16:44 > 0:16:47# She'll see that I ain't a fly The spider is king

0:16:47 > 0:16:50# I'm kind of caught up in a web of my own devising

0:16:50 > 0:16:53# Congratulations, Dexter, you haven't done a wise thing

0:16:53 > 0:16:56# If only Lizzie could see I was fibbing to shut Bell and Nun up

0:16:56 > 0:16:59# It's time to learn a composition

0:16:59 > 0:17:01# Before and after school and between lessons

0:17:01 > 0:17:04# Spend every second impressing Lizzie's parents, first impressions

0:17:04 > 0:17:07# I can do this and when that day comes, Liz will see she's got

0:17:07 > 0:17:08# The world's best boyfriend

0:17:08 > 0:17:11# That boyfriend is he, yeah

0:17:11 > 0:17:14# I'm gonna play that part for now

0:17:14 > 0:17:17# But soon they'll see

0:17:17 > 0:17:21# Who I can be

0:17:22 > 0:17:26# When my time comes she'll see that I ain't a fly

0:17:26 > 0:17:27# The spider is...

0:17:27 > 0:17:30# I can do this, and when that day comes Liz will see

0:17:30 > 0:17:32# I can play that part

0:17:32 > 0:17:34# Just wait and see. #

0:17:35 > 0:17:38I hope you'll be here to see him swim his time trials, Mr Harris.

0:17:38 > 0:17:43Oh, Clem, I wish he could, but... Dex knows, it'll just put me off.

0:17:43 > 0:17:45I'll tell you how it goes, yeah?

0:17:45 > 0:17:46Well, you can follow it on the app.

0:17:46 > 0:17:50You've got the app, right? Shows the times of all the swimmers.

0:17:50 > 0:17:53So you can track his progress, see exactly how he's doing.

0:17:53 > 0:17:54Oh, that's great!

0:17:56 > 0:17:57Outstanding.

0:18:03 > 0:18:07Grounded! Unbelievable!

0:18:07 > 0:18:10My dad says I got too many detentions.

0:18:10 > 0:18:11This is all Dexter's fault.

0:18:11 > 0:18:14I know what'll cheer you up.

0:18:14 > 0:18:15Revenge.

0:18:15 > 0:18:20Yeah, because trying to stitch up a teacher never ends in disaster?

0:18:20 > 0:18:23Amber? Can I have a word?

0:18:23 > 0:18:25What word? Detention?

0:18:25 > 0:18:29No. This is about... your mum and dad.

0:18:29 > 0:18:32Lizzie is bringing them by to meet me

0:18:32 > 0:18:34and I just wondered what might impress them?

0:18:39 > 0:18:44Well, it's a good thing you asked, cos, my dad, right,

0:18:44 > 0:18:47let's just say he's chased off a lot of boyfriends.

0:18:47 > 0:18:49He's vicious.

0:18:49 > 0:18:54Yeah, you'll have to show him that you deserve his little princess.

0:18:54 > 0:18:57You probably have to er....

0:18:57 > 0:19:00Wrestle him! Yeah.

0:19:00 > 0:19:03Like you were telling us how he's always testing new boyfriends,

0:19:03 > 0:19:06seeing if they're tough enough.

0:19:06 > 0:19:08He's an animal.

0:19:08 > 0:19:12Yeah. You'll probably have to wrestle him.

0:19:12 > 0:19:15Right. Thanks. That's really...

0:19:16 > 0:19:17..useful.

0:19:20 > 0:19:22Did he just buy that?

0:19:22 > 0:19:25Wonderful. Can't see any terrible consequences coming from that.

0:19:26 > 0:19:28What do you think?

0:19:28 > 0:19:30Is it supposed to smell like that?

0:19:30 > 0:19:33Oh, well, it's been out in the elements, honing its powers.

0:19:33 > 0:19:35Its stinking powers.

0:19:35 > 0:19:37Its powers of good fortune.

0:19:37 > 0:19:40Like yesterday, when I got home, there was

0:19:40 > 0:19:41a double episode of Pointless.

0:19:41 > 0:19:44That ain't good luck, that's the TV schedule.

0:19:45 > 0:19:46OK, OK.

0:19:47 > 0:19:50How do you explain this?

0:19:50 > 0:19:53Big wedge. Yeah. Big wedge.

0:19:53 > 0:19:58Did you get a big wedge? Did you? No. Only I did.

0:19:58 > 0:20:00Cos of Mr Freak.

0:20:00 > 0:20:03You got to be careful, Eli. There's no good luck without bad.

0:20:03 > 0:20:05Like my nan, right?

0:20:05 > 0:20:09She once found a four-leaf clover and that very same decade

0:20:09 > 0:20:11my grandad got his foot trapped under a milk float.

0:20:13 > 0:20:17So what you're saying is where there's good luck...

0:20:17 > 0:20:20Bad will surely follow.

0:20:20 > 0:20:22Ooh! Whoa!

0:20:22 > 0:20:24SMASHING GLASS

0:20:24 > 0:20:26Can't be...can it?

0:20:32 > 0:20:35It's cursed you. You and Nero.

0:20:35 > 0:20:37I'm safe as long as I've got Mr Freak, but...

0:20:39 > 0:20:42You've seriously lost it this time.

0:20:42 > 0:20:44Think about it!

0:20:44 > 0:20:47The swimming, the book, the big wedge - it's all there, Owen!

0:20:49 > 0:20:50It's all there.

0:20:50 > 0:20:52Come on! What are you doing?

0:20:52 > 0:20:54- Please just stop! - Then apologise!

0:20:54 > 0:20:57- For what?- Laughing at me. Threatening to tell everyone.

0:20:57 > 0:21:00Clem! What you're doing to me is off-the-scale worse than that.

0:21:00 > 0:21:03Fine. Then tell Dexter the truth. Or swim your time trial.

0:21:03 > 0:21:07Or, find another N Johnson to take your place.

0:21:09 > 0:21:10Anything I can do?

0:21:12 > 0:21:14Not unless you happen to be an amazing swimmer.

0:21:14 > 0:21:17OK, so why have you never mentioned this?

0:21:17 > 0:21:20I don't like to boast but, certificates, medals,

0:21:20 > 0:21:22you name it, I've got them.

0:21:22 > 0:21:24I'm like a fish in the water,me. Beautiful sight.

0:21:24 > 0:21:26That's incredible. You could take my place.

0:21:26 > 0:21:29They haven't seen me yet, so, as long as you say you're...

0:21:29 > 0:21:32N Johnson. Right. Brilliant.

0:21:32 > 0:21:34It's been ages since I had a good race.

0:21:34 > 0:21:36Eli, I owe you big time.

0:21:36 > 0:21:39Forget it. This situation is all because of the curse anyway.

0:21:42 > 0:21:45Amber. I've been giving it a lot of thought, and...

0:21:45 > 0:21:48I don't think I'm going to be able to wrestle your dad.

0:21:48 > 0:21:50Oh, that's a shame. Never mind.

0:21:50 > 0:21:52What if I made him a cake?

0:21:52 > 0:21:55A cake? You think that's manly?

0:21:55 > 0:21:57Get him in a headlock.

0:21:57 > 0:22:01Yeah. A headlock would probably do it.

0:22:01 > 0:22:03But I can't just put someone in a headlock!

0:22:03 > 0:22:06You can't put someone in a headlock? What are you, a wimp?

0:22:06 > 0:22:08Look, I'll show you. Arm out.

0:22:08 > 0:22:10Arm round. See?

0:22:10 > 0:22:14- HE GROANS - Keep control. He's going nowhere.

0:22:14 > 0:22:16HE GROANS

0:22:16 > 0:22:18See? The curse of Mr Freak.

0:22:18 > 0:22:21Sure, he gives you the big chips, but that's only to hook you in.

0:22:21 > 0:22:26Then the bad luck gets your friends. No more Mr Freak!

0:22:26 > 0:22:29Raaaarggh!

0:22:33 > 0:22:35- ALL:- Ooooooh!

0:22:37 > 0:22:39Detention!

0:22:39 > 0:22:43NOOOOOO!

0:22:43 > 0:22:44It is as I foretold.

0:22:47 > 0:22:48Eli, it's...

0:22:48 > 0:22:52Yeah, it's fine. OK, we ain't cursed, bro.

0:22:53 > 0:22:56You still a hero swimmer, yeah? OK, so stay frosty, my man.

0:22:56 > 0:23:00Yeah, I'll see you tomorrow morning at the pool. OK, good.

0:23:00 > 0:23:03HE LAUGHS

0:23:03 > 0:23:05Yes! All the way through.

0:23:05 > 0:23:09And...I've got another hour left.

0:23:09 > 0:23:12Sit down? Sit down.

0:23:12 > 0:23:14And just relax.

0:23:15 > 0:23:18HE SIGHS DEEPLY

0:23:18 > 0:23:20Oh!

0:23:20 > 0:23:21Oh!

0:23:23 > 0:23:25See that? Cricket ball.

0:23:25 > 0:23:27Didn't even flinch.

0:23:27 > 0:23:29He definitely said he'd be here.

0:23:30 > 0:23:33Have you ever seen a softball injury? Hmm?

0:23:35 > 0:23:37Come on, Dexter. Where are you?

0:23:37 > 0:23:39PHONE VIBRATES

0:23:46 > 0:23:47SNORING

0:23:50 > 0:23:52PIANO MUSIC

0:23:58 > 0:24:00- Yo. - MUSIC SLOWS DOWN AND STOPS

0:24:00 > 0:24:03What time is it? The recital!

0:24:03 > 0:24:06Nah, you're too late, bro. It's already morning.

0:24:06 > 0:24:07What? Aw!

0:24:13 > 0:24:16Keep your eye on the app, yeah?

0:24:16 > 0:24:18I'm going to tear it up in there.

0:24:20 > 0:24:24KEYPAD TONES

0:24:31 > 0:24:35Ah, nice crowd. Looking forward to your dip?

0:24:35 > 0:24:38- I know I am.- This is what you've been waiting for, ain't it, Clem?

0:24:38 > 0:24:40Shaming me in public.

0:24:40 > 0:24:42All you got to do is apologise.

0:24:42 > 0:24:45No way. I'm Emperor Nero.

0:24:45 > 0:24:47He don't go down so easy.

0:25:06 > 0:25:09I just got exhausted trying to help Nero

0:25:09 > 0:25:11and make a good impression on your folks.

0:25:12 > 0:25:16Well, I suppose I can't be mad at you for that.

0:25:16 > 0:25:18Anyway, I told my parents what you've been doing for Nero

0:25:18 > 0:25:21and they're going to come and meet you here instead.

0:25:21 > 0:25:23In the car park?

0:25:23 > 0:25:25Inside, supporting the kids.

0:25:25 > 0:25:27But Nero says he gets nervous if I...

0:25:27 > 0:25:30Dexter! Come inside and meet my parents!

0:25:30 > 0:25:31Come on!

0:25:35 > 0:25:36Ah!

0:25:41 > 0:25:44Why didn't you tell me?

0:25:44 > 0:25:45Tell you what?

0:25:45 > 0:25:46That it was lengths!

0:25:49 > 0:25:52Of course it's lengths! So what? You're an awesome swimmer.

0:25:52 > 0:25:57Yeah. Of widths! Sammy Sea Lion Gold Award.

0:25:57 > 0:26:00The teacher said I was like a fish, Nero! Like a fish!

0:26:00 > 0:26:01So get in the water!

0:26:01 > 0:26:03Out of my depth! Are you insane?

0:26:03 > 0:26:07Besides, I don't think any of those guys are even wearing armbands!

0:26:12 > 0:26:15- No! But...you can't!- You have to get used to people rooting for you

0:26:15 > 0:26:18- when you're an Olympic swimmer! - Everyone's very proud of you.

0:26:18 > 0:26:21- Come on, I'll walk you to the changing room.- Come on.

0:26:31 > 0:26:32Dexter!

0:26:33 > 0:26:37Dexter, this is my mum and my stepdad.

0:26:38 > 0:26:40- Hello.- Dexter.

0:26:40 > 0:26:44I must say we were very disappointed to miss your recital.

0:26:55 > 0:26:56Well. Here we go.

0:26:58 > 0:27:01You know it didn't have to be like this.

0:27:01 > 0:27:03Laugh it up, Clem. But you're forgetting one thing.

0:27:03 > 0:27:07I'm Nero Johnson. I can ride out any storm.

0:27:07 > 0:27:09Right. What's the worst that can happen?

0:27:09 > 0:27:14- ANNOUNCER:- 'And now - the girls' under-16 200 metres freestyle.

0:27:14 > 0:27:16'In lane one, N Johnson.'

0:27:19 > 0:27:22Oh! Did I forget to mention?

0:27:22 > 0:27:24This is an all-girls club.

0:27:27 > 0:27:30Dexter, why is Nero in a girls' race?

0:27:30 > 0:27:33Dexter! Dexter!

0:27:33 > 0:27:37Get off my stepdad! Dexter! Dexter!

0:27:37 > 0:27:40Dexter, Dexter! Get off my stepdad!

0:27:40 > 0:27:42Dexter, Dexter, Dexter!

0:27:42 > 0:27:43Stop it!

0:27:53 > 0:27:55- # Can't live with 'em - And you can't kick 'em out

0:27:55 > 0:27:57# When they're up they rub it in your face

0:27:57 > 0:27:59- # Kick you when you're down - But what no-one understands them

0:27:59 > 0:28:01- # You know what they're on about - Always gonna be around

0:28:01 > 0:28:03# Gotta find a common ground

0:28:03 > 0:28:06# If you know so much about me

0:28:06 > 0:28:08# Where do I go from here?

0:28:08 > 0:28:10- # If you see 'em every day - You can never get away

0:28:10 > 0:28:13# Only time that you're the boss? 4 o'clock. #