0:00:06 > 0:00:09# Where do you go when you know nobody can understand you?
0:00:09 > 0:00:11# When it's just too much to handle?
0:00:11 > 0:00:14# What do you do when you end up somewhere you never planned to?
0:00:14 > 0:00:17# Washed out, stressed out like it was shampoo
0:00:17 > 0:00:20# You should stay It can change
0:00:20 > 0:00:23# There's good days and bad days
0:00:23 > 0:00:25# But one day down the line this time is sure to stop
0:00:25 > 0:00:27# So the only time is now 4 o'clock
0:00:27 > 0:00:30# 4 o'clock, 4 o'clock, 4 o'clock. #
0:00:30 > 0:00:32ENGINE CHUGS
0:00:42 > 0:00:46Just try it. The smell of damp leaves, the fresh country air...
0:00:46 > 0:00:48I'm not camping in your manky tent
0:00:48 > 0:00:50catching croak throat, like this trash heap.
0:00:52 > 0:00:56But if you don't go away this weekend, I can't take Lizzie away.
0:00:56 > 0:00:59Seriously? Dex, we've been through this - camping's wack!
0:00:59 > 0:01:01How do you know? You've never been!
0:01:01 > 0:01:04Dexter, I've never jabbed a compass in my eye neither. No, thanks.
0:01:04 > 0:01:06Nero, you're going on that camping trip.
0:01:06 > 0:01:08Give it up, Dex - you ain't my dad!
0:01:10 > 0:01:12You should be mowing your lawn with that.
0:01:12 > 0:01:14Helpful, thanks.
0:01:14 > 0:01:17I've got a mate who buys clapped-out heaps of junk, decent price.
0:01:17 > 0:01:18Middleman fee for me, of course.
0:01:18 > 0:01:21- I'm sure it just needs a bit of oil or something.- Yeah.
0:01:27 > 0:01:30Oh, morning, Graham! All set for the camping trip tonight?
0:01:30 > 0:01:33Yeah, yeah. I wanted to talk to you about that.
0:01:33 > 0:01:36Your hair is looking superb, by the way.
0:01:36 > 0:01:37Oh, thank you very much.
0:01:37 > 0:01:40The thing is, the footy is on tomorrow, it's a semifinal,
0:01:40 > 0:01:44which, you know, as Head of Sport I really should watch -
0:01:44 > 0:01:45for professional development.
0:01:45 > 0:01:48- I hear what you're saying. - Right, great.
0:01:48 > 0:01:52But I think that you would develop even more by having new experiences,
0:01:52 > 0:01:57like spending the weekend with our wonderful, inquisitive pupils.
0:01:57 > 0:02:00HE LAUGHS Yeah, that's all great.
0:02:00 > 0:02:05The thing is, I don't...want to go?
0:02:05 > 0:02:06I understand.
0:02:06 > 0:02:07Good.
0:02:07 > 0:02:12But...the more you don't want to go, the more you should.
0:02:12 > 0:02:15Feel the fear, Graham, do it anyway!
0:02:24 > 0:02:25You're taking THAT camping?
0:02:25 > 0:02:29Of course not! This is the Excelsior Deluxe. It would be sacrilege
0:02:29 > 0:02:32- to get it muddy.- Oh, so it doesn't fold out into a camp bed, then?
0:02:32 > 0:02:33See, I feel you mocking,
0:02:33 > 0:02:37but I'm the one with adjustable leather compartments, so I win.
0:02:37 > 0:02:38All right, dimples?
0:02:40 > 0:02:42- Where's your tent? - Millionth time, I'm not going.
0:02:42 > 0:02:45Camping is about the only thing lamer than that briefcase.
0:02:45 > 0:02:48No way! Poking fires, stalking sheep,
0:02:48 > 0:02:51throwing slugs at girls - it's going to be mint.
0:02:54 > 0:02:56What?
0:02:59 > 0:03:03See, these are our role models, yet they judge us when we fail?
0:03:03 > 0:03:05I NEED salt and vinegar.
0:03:11 > 0:03:13Cheese and onion?! Why?!
0:03:13 > 0:03:15I thought the blue ones were salt and vinegar.
0:03:15 > 0:03:18COIN CLINKS
0:03:19 > 0:03:20A pound?
0:03:20 > 0:03:24I'm 50p up! And I can STILL get a packet of salt and vinegar.
0:03:24 > 0:03:25Hah!
0:03:31 > 0:03:35Cheese and onion - again! What are you doing?!
0:03:35 > 0:03:38I thought the blue ones were salt and vinegar.
0:03:38 > 0:03:39Great.
0:03:41 > 0:03:45Now I've got two packets of honking crisps I don't even want.
0:03:46 > 0:03:48MACHINE CLUNKS
0:03:50 > 0:03:52What?!
0:03:52 > 0:03:54Do you think...
0:03:54 > 0:03:58That every time you put in 50p, you get a pound?
0:03:58 > 0:04:01This thing's a gold mine.
0:04:06 > 0:04:08The hotel you reserved looks delightful.
0:04:08 > 0:04:13Beach views, balcony, pool - even the hot tub looks inviting.
0:04:13 > 0:04:15Yeah! Good, isn't it?
0:04:15 > 0:04:17How would you like your coffee, Miss Baker?
0:04:17 > 0:04:19With milk, Mr Harris.
0:04:20 > 0:04:21I did worry it was a bit far,
0:04:21 > 0:04:25but actually it will be lovely to spend the drive together, won't it?
0:04:25 > 0:04:27Yeah, the drive...
0:04:27 > 0:04:28Sugar?
0:04:28 > 0:04:30Please.
0:04:31 > 0:04:36The thing is, well, Nero is... and then my car might be...
0:04:36 > 0:04:38but, no, it'll be fine.
0:04:38 > 0:04:43Ah, Lizzie, you look like you could do with a break - tired eyes.
0:04:43 > 0:04:46How about I let you take the school camping trip, leaves this afternoon?
0:04:46 > 0:04:50Thank you, but I'm spending the weekend with a close friend.
0:04:50 > 0:04:53What about you, Harris? You haven't got any friends.
0:04:53 > 0:04:55Actually, I'm doing the same.
0:04:57 > 0:04:59I mean,
0:04:59 > 0:05:01not the SAME same -
0:05:01 > 0:05:05something similar but completely different to Lizzie
0:05:05 > 0:05:08because, you know, I mean, I might not even go.
0:05:08 > 0:05:11I mean, I might have to stay at home. Who knows?
0:05:11 > 0:05:13What is wrong with you?!
0:05:25 > 0:05:26You're joking me.
0:05:29 > 0:05:31Oi, stop scoffing crisps
0:05:31 > 0:05:33and taunting people who can't have crisps of their own.
0:05:33 > 0:05:36- Where did you get 'em? - Definitely not from this machine.
0:05:36 > 0:05:39This is, like, totes messing with me human rights.
0:05:45 > 0:05:47Ah, what, you're going on this too?
0:05:47 > 0:05:50It's too exciting. I'm trembling like jelly on a bus.
0:05:50 > 0:05:53Simple pleasures of nature, innit? Can't get enough of them.
0:05:53 > 0:05:56Simple pleasures of dancing, more like.
0:05:58 > 0:06:02They...better not be your actual moves.
0:06:02 > 0:06:05- Festival's near the campsite. - We're sneaking out.
0:06:05 > 0:06:08Great bands, street-dance stage, you should check it out.
0:06:08 > 0:06:10Yeah, I think I'm in.
0:06:10 > 0:06:13Oh, so camping's lame, but when Clem asks...?
0:06:13 > 0:06:16Eli, stop it!
0:06:16 > 0:06:18Anyway, you'd all be gutted if I didn't come along -
0:06:18 > 0:06:21besides, someone got to show you how it's done, eh?
0:06:21 > 0:06:22Settle down.
0:06:27 > 0:06:29Look, briefcase twins!
0:06:29 > 0:06:32There's nothing funny about me and Mr Bell having excellent taste.
0:06:32 > 0:06:35Sir, look, identical cases.
0:06:37 > 0:06:40Just put it away, Garlic, you look absolutely ludicrous.
0:06:44 > 0:06:48Isaac, mate, we rarely get to chat. You and I should...
0:06:48 > 0:06:51That's cos you made me run cross-country in my pants that time.
0:06:51 > 0:06:55That was a laugh, weren't it? I mean, that was terrible of me,
0:06:55 > 0:06:59but how about I make it up to you with a free holiday?
0:06:59 > 0:07:01Oh, Graham, there you are!
0:07:01 > 0:07:04All right? Just having a chat.
0:07:04 > 0:07:05Aw, good news.
0:07:05 > 0:07:07I've arranged for the second period to be free,
0:07:07 > 0:07:10so you can do an equipment check with the pupils.
0:07:10 > 0:07:18Come on, Graham, embrace the change, plunge in!
0:07:18 > 0:07:19Enjoy having a weekend
0:07:19 > 0:07:23that's not just about watching football in some pub.
0:07:23 > 0:07:24Right, yeah!
0:07:24 > 0:07:26Oh, gosh.
0:07:26 > 0:07:29The benefits of this voyage of discovery just became
0:07:29 > 0:07:31clear to you, didn't they?
0:07:31 > 0:07:32Like a widescreen pub TV.
0:07:35 > 0:07:36You what?
0:07:36 > 0:07:37Shut it.
0:07:39 > 0:07:42Right, you, if there's any spares, I want them back, please,
0:07:42 > 0:07:44not used to make paper aeroplanes.
0:07:47 > 0:07:48Yes, thank you.
0:07:52 > 0:07:55- Mate, he's got, there's a... - A what?
0:07:56 > 0:07:59Right, tent inspection, next period.
0:07:59 > 0:08:01Ah, Mr Nunn.
0:08:01 > 0:08:04Yep. Next period, bring your gear to the field.
0:08:04 > 0:08:06Will there be proper toilets?
0:08:06 > 0:08:08Yeah, with mirrors and that?
0:08:08 > 0:08:10I'm painting my face like a tiger.
0:08:10 > 0:08:12- No, you ain't. - Or course there'll be toilets.
0:08:12 > 0:08:17There'll be Wi-Fi, pork scratchings, massive TV screens, pinball...
0:08:17 > 0:08:18In the Lakes?
0:08:18 > 0:08:22No, now we're camping behind the King's Head pub in Brigsbury.
0:08:22 > 0:08:25THEY GRUMBLE Yeah, and it's only ten miles away so no boring coach trip,
0:08:25 > 0:08:27- which is a total bonus.- What?
0:08:27 > 0:08:30BELL RINGS Right, move it, everyone.
0:08:30 > 0:08:33Last one to put their tent up has to get the first round in.
0:08:33 > 0:08:35Got to grab my tent, see you there, yeah?
0:08:35 > 0:08:37Hey, ey, ey, no running!
0:08:37 > 0:08:39He can't just move the campsite like that.
0:08:39 > 0:08:40He sort of already did.
0:08:40 > 0:08:43Yeah, well, I'm sort of getting it moved back.
0:08:45 > 0:08:49This is total dynamite. Ding Dong wears a wig.
0:08:49 > 0:08:52- No, he doesn't.- He does - I seen his spare one in his case.
0:08:52 > 0:08:55That's bonkers, even for you. Who has a spare wig, anyway?
0:08:55 > 0:08:57Someone who wears a wig.
0:08:57 > 0:09:00- Anyway I can prove it. Open your briefcase.- Why?
0:09:00 > 0:09:03- Cos it's not yours, I swapped them. - What, you did what?
0:09:03 > 0:09:05He didn't notice! Go on, open it.
0:09:05 > 0:09:07This is stolen goods.
0:09:07 > 0:09:09Fine, punk, I'll do it.
0:09:09 > 0:09:12This is Mr Bell's personal property,
0:09:12 > 0:09:15- and I'm going to take it back to him right now.- Just give me the...
0:09:15 > 0:09:19Oi! Martha and Arthur, tent inspection!
0:09:22 > 0:09:23Now!
0:09:29 > 0:09:32Imagine I'm a rabbit, I've got rabies
0:09:32 > 0:09:34and I want to get in your tent.
0:09:34 > 0:09:36Is it up properly? Is it?
0:09:38 > 0:09:44Mrs Goodman. Hello, it's the landlady of the King's Head pub.
0:09:44 > 0:09:48As you know, Mr Nunn has arranged for your school to camp
0:09:48 > 0:09:50in our car park this weekend.
0:09:52 > 0:09:54He ain't told you?
0:09:54 > 0:09:55Awkward.
0:10:01 > 0:10:03It's much easier with two hands, you know.
0:10:03 > 0:10:04Do you want me to hold your case?
0:10:04 > 0:10:07No, we have no right to open this.
0:10:10 > 0:10:12Yeah, maybe you're right. You're right.
0:10:15 > 0:10:18No, what you doing? Get off it, no!
0:10:22 > 0:10:25I will look for you, I will find you,
0:10:25 > 0:10:28and I will open that briefcase!
0:10:28 > 0:10:30- RAPS:- What would the Scouts or Her Majesty say
0:10:30 > 0:10:32If they knew I had Mr Bell's property?
0:10:32 > 0:10:35It offends all morals Defies all laws
0:10:35 > 0:10:37So I must keep it out of Eli's paws
0:10:37 > 0:10:40He'll stop at nothing until he finds it
0:10:40 > 0:10:42I can't let that happen Just have to hide it
0:10:42 > 0:10:45In my locker? He'd just break into it
0:10:45 > 0:10:48He doesn't respect the rules one little bit
0:10:48 > 0:10:50Hide it somewhere else He'd get a whiff of it
0:10:50 > 0:10:53He'll force me to tell him where I've hidden it
0:10:53 > 0:10:55I better think quick I'm getting sick of this
0:10:55 > 0:10:58Since I'm a terrible liar and very ticklish
0:10:58 > 0:11:00Where's Owen gone with the case?
0:11:00 > 0:11:02If I can show the world that wig I'll be famous
0:11:02 > 0:11:05I'd be signing copies of my book with the cover
0:11:05 > 0:11:08How I Found Ding Dong's Wig Top seller, yeah
0:11:08 > 0:11:09A true story
0:11:09 > 0:11:11I'm doing this for the guts and the glory
0:11:11 > 0:11:13Carried on the shoulder of all my supporters
0:11:13 > 0:11:16While I lift the wig up like a trophy
0:11:16 > 0:11:20All I hear are screams from the crowd, Mr Bell kneels down
0:11:20 > 0:11:23Then I put the wig back on his head like a clown's jester hat
0:11:23 > 0:11:24Yeah, I say yes to that
0:11:24 > 0:11:27Now, why would Owen want to go and mess with that, eh?
0:11:27 > 0:11:29I guess I'll have to skip lessons Live on my wits
0:11:29 > 0:11:32And duck out between breaks for food and drinks
0:11:32 > 0:11:34Bring it back to my cave and lurk in the shadows
0:11:34 > 0:11:37I can't get caught by one of Eli's arrows
0:11:37 > 0:11:39If I can stay safe even if I get in trouble
0:11:39 > 0:11:41I can return Mr Bell's case on the double
0:11:41 > 0:11:44I'll have to be careful who I trust
0:11:44 > 0:11:46On the run with a case that must stay shut.
0:11:53 > 0:11:56You won't survive me, you won't survive rogue Girl Guides.
0:11:58 > 0:12:01Do it again. Do it better.
0:12:01 > 0:12:02Graham.
0:12:07 > 0:12:10I hear there's been a change of camping venue.
0:12:10 > 0:12:11Yeah, the King's Head.
0:12:11 > 0:12:14They've got a cracking carvery - the kids are gonna love it.
0:12:14 > 0:12:16You know, journey of discovery and all that.
0:12:16 > 0:12:20Unfortunately, when the parents discover that the children
0:12:20 > 0:12:23aren't where we said they'd be, they are going to make a journey
0:12:23 > 0:12:25to my office. So, um...
0:12:25 > 0:12:27- The Lakes.- Exactly.
0:12:29 > 0:12:32Great show of initiative, though. Keep up the good work.
0:12:35 > 0:12:38Hi, yeah, I'm just phoning to confirm a room booking.
0:12:38 > 0:12:40Sir?
0:12:41 > 0:12:43This just came off in my hand.
0:12:43 > 0:12:45I don't really know what it is,
0:12:45 > 0:12:47but I'm pretty sure it should be in there rather than out here.
0:12:47 > 0:12:50- But you said... - No-one likes a Debbie Downer, sir.
0:12:50 > 0:12:53Just take it into a proper garage, you'll be laughing.
0:12:53 > 0:12:55Couple of hundred quid should do it.
0:12:55 > 0:12:58A couple of...? I just paid for a spa!
0:12:58 > 0:12:59I can't afford that.
0:12:59 > 0:13:01I really feel for you.
0:13:03 > 0:13:05Bye.
0:13:07 > 0:13:10Just wanted to check what time we ought to set off tomorrow?
0:13:10 > 0:13:13- Lizzie, I need to talk to you about this weekend.- You do?
0:13:14 > 0:13:16A coffee? Yes, that would be lovely -
0:13:16 > 0:13:20I'll see you in the staffroom at lunch for one.
0:13:20 > 0:13:22(More private.)
0:13:22 > 0:13:25Sure. I'll see you there.
0:13:27 > 0:13:31That's pathetic! What you playing at, Johnson?
0:13:36 > 0:13:39You're drenched! You'll die of exposure in that,
0:13:39 > 0:13:42and muggins here will have to deal with the paperwork.
0:13:42 > 0:13:45Stop being selfish and get yourself a proper tent,
0:13:45 > 0:13:46or you're not coming, right?
0:13:46 > 0:13:48BELL RINGS
0:13:48 > 0:13:50Tent inspection over. Get lost.
0:13:59 > 0:14:01Pleasure doing business with you.
0:14:01 > 0:14:04All right, sack face, you know begging's illegal.
0:14:04 > 0:14:06She's not begging, she's coin collecting.
0:14:06 > 0:14:10Coin collecting! Oh, my face! That is so the sort of hideous thing
0:14:10 > 0:14:12I would expect from you saddos.
0:14:12 > 0:14:16You're like An-Freaks Roadshow, which is like Antiques Roadshow,
0:14:16 > 0:14:19but the freaks instead of the 'tiques.
0:14:19 > 0:14:23Whatever. Got any 50ps? I'll give you a good price.
0:14:28 > 0:14:30I'll give you £1.05 for the both of them.
0:14:30 > 0:14:33Right, them figures better be legit, otherwise I'll be giving you
0:14:33 > 0:14:36so many griefs that you've got to move your kennels. Got that?
0:14:36 > 0:14:38Pleasure doing business with ya.
0:14:38 > 0:14:39Don't you talk to me.
0:14:40 > 0:14:42It's all working just as I planned.
0:14:42 > 0:14:44Yeah, if you planned to lose loads of money.
0:14:51 > 0:14:53That tent is moth food. You gotta buy me
0:14:53 > 0:14:56- a new one or I can't go on the trip. - What?- Yeah, WELL unrighteous.
0:14:56 > 0:14:59But I can't afford a new tent. I've got to fix the car.
0:14:59 > 0:15:01No, no, Dex, this is more important.
0:15:01 > 0:15:04No, I'm taking Lizzie on a spa trip this weekend.
0:15:04 > 0:15:06All right, I see - second again.
0:15:07 > 0:15:09Nero!
0:15:10 > 0:15:13- RAPS:- Man, why is nothing going right?
0:15:13 > 0:15:15Can something just go right for once in my life?
0:15:15 > 0:15:18Everything King Midas touched turns to gold
0:15:18 > 0:15:20Everything I touch just turns to mould
0:15:20 > 0:15:22Or breaks or falls apart No money to fix it
0:15:22 > 0:15:25And now I'm seeing a domino effect
0:15:25 > 0:15:27On my relationships with Nero and Lizzie
0:15:27 > 0:15:29If I don't fix the car there's no Jacuzzi
0:15:29 > 0:15:32If Nero's got no tent then he'll be moody
0:15:32 > 0:15:36No marshmallows on an open fire and if he can't go away
0:15:36 > 0:15:37Then I can't take Lizzie away
0:15:37 > 0:15:39So do I fix the car or fix the tent?
0:15:39 > 0:15:42I can't afford both I've got to make amends
0:15:42 > 0:15:44I'm being pulled in two directions again
0:15:44 > 0:15:51# Oh, now it's looking like a miserable day
0:15:51 > 0:15:55# Things shouldn't be this way Call it the anti-Midas touch
0:15:55 > 0:15:56Why am I never put first?
0:15:56 > 0:15:58Parents jetted to Kuwait, Aunt went
0:15:58 > 0:16:01So I'm left with Dex who is supposed to keep me well-kept
0:16:01 > 0:16:03But instead he'd rather keep me in this flea-bitten tent
0:16:03 > 0:16:06Not on! Is this how it's going to be now?
0:16:06 > 0:16:09Dex, jet-setting all around the world with Lizzie
0:16:09 > 0:16:11Sitting in fancy cars sipping fizzy
0:16:11 > 0:16:14Or is he going to think about me in some silly tent
0:16:14 > 0:16:15With more holes in it than a crumpet
0:16:15 > 0:16:18And it stinks inside like a smelly armpit
0:16:18 > 0:16:21Is my life always gonna turn rubbish?
0:16:21 > 0:16:23Will I always be second to someone or something?
0:16:23 > 0:16:25No point in crying over spilt milk
0:16:25 > 0:16:28It doesn't solve anything So I'd rather just help
0:16:28 > 0:16:29There's only one thing to do
0:16:29 > 0:16:33The right thing, help Nero, sell the car to buy him
0:16:33 > 0:16:35Everything he needs for his camping trip
0:16:35 > 0:16:37He's top priority and he's a good kid
0:16:37 > 0:16:40And Lizzie will understand my position
0:16:40 > 0:16:43And she'll be happy about my fair decision
0:16:43 > 0:16:44Won't she...?
0:16:52 > 0:16:53You all right, Miss?
0:16:55 > 0:16:57What if you had a holiday,
0:16:57 > 0:16:59and then you don't think the other person wants to go?
0:16:59 > 0:17:02- Just dealt with exactly that.- People changing things behind your back
0:17:02 > 0:17:04and only telling you at the last minute.
0:17:04 > 0:17:09You can't put up with it, Miss, or else you don't get no tiger face.
0:17:09 > 0:17:12You need to sort it. Have a word.
0:17:12 > 0:17:13Have a word.
0:17:13 > 0:17:14Right.
0:17:16 > 0:17:17Right.
0:17:22 > 0:17:24How much?
0:17:24 > 0:17:27That offer to help me sell my car - is that still on?
0:17:27 > 0:17:29Maybe.
0:17:29 > 0:17:31Even if it needs a bit of work doing?
0:17:31 > 0:17:34Oh, here we go. Go on, then, what's wrong with the old girl?
0:17:34 > 0:17:36Just...not working.
0:17:36 > 0:17:37Not going anywhere.
0:17:37 > 0:17:39Really kind of falling apart.
0:17:39 > 0:17:42Look, I suspect the whole thing might be on its last legs.
0:17:42 > 0:17:45To be honest, I'd be glad to see the back of it.
0:17:45 > 0:17:48Stop, you're being way too technical.
0:17:48 > 0:17:51Do you think your friend will buy it this afternoon?
0:17:51 > 0:17:54- For a middleman fee, of course. - Which would be...?
0:17:54 > 0:17:57Enough to get one of these to watch the footie semifinal.
0:18:00 > 0:18:01Ta-da!
0:18:03 > 0:18:06For a festival? No way.
0:18:06 > 0:18:09I'm borrowing my sister's podium shoes -
0:18:09 > 0:18:11six inches to see over the crowd.
0:18:11 > 0:18:12And why the dress?
0:18:12 > 0:18:15Well, goes with the shoes.
0:18:16 > 0:18:20- You seen Owen? - You seen my right hook? Out!
0:18:25 > 0:18:26Can you even walk in those?
0:18:26 > 0:18:28Out!
0:18:33 > 0:18:35Hurricane Nero.
0:18:43 > 0:18:45Oh, how the wind can be cruel, Miss.
0:18:46 > 0:18:49Hey, I've got to buy myself a tent.
0:18:50 > 0:18:56Say I washed the cars - for a price, of course. Say...a fiver a car?
0:18:56 > 0:18:59All right. Could you start with mine?
0:18:59 > 0:19:01Cool, Miss.
0:19:07 > 0:19:09Is this floor wonky?
0:19:09 > 0:19:12Oh, no, oh...
0:19:12 > 0:19:13Argh!
0:19:13 > 0:19:15Ow.
0:19:18 > 0:19:21Can you call Miss Goodman again, ask her to get the campsite moved
0:19:21 > 0:19:23even closer to the gig?
0:19:23 > 0:19:26I get it now - and you lot get this.
0:19:26 > 0:19:30There's no way you're sneaking off to any gig.
0:19:30 > 0:19:32Like a hawk with bifocals.
0:19:36 > 0:19:37Sorry.
0:19:39 > 0:19:42Are you sure you haven't seen him? He looks just like this.
0:19:43 > 0:19:45Then he needs a doctor.
0:19:56 > 0:19:57What's all this?!
0:20:00 > 0:20:03Yeah, that'll knock a few quid off.
0:20:03 > 0:20:06Just get the cash for me quickly so I can buy Nero's tent.
0:20:10 > 0:20:11- RAPS:- Dex selling his car
0:20:11 > 0:20:13So I can take a trip out of the school gates into the wilderness
0:20:13 > 0:20:15Got the whole crew here getting a feel of this
0:20:15 > 0:20:17About time Dex put me first
0:20:17 > 0:20:18I ain't a runner-up I'm only a young pup
0:20:18 > 0:20:20And adults are meant to take care of kids
0:20:20 > 0:20:22He can sell his car and I can get my tent to chill
0:20:22 > 0:20:24And to go large and let me live
0:20:24 > 0:20:26And I get to keep the money that I made from the cars
0:20:26 > 0:20:27That I cleaned even though I messed them up
0:20:27 > 0:20:29I still did a good job Made a few bob
0:20:29 > 0:20:31And I know what to do Wish me best of luck!
0:20:31 > 0:20:34# When you put two and two together
0:20:34 > 0:20:37# Now I know it's now or never
0:20:38 > 0:20:41# My mind is clearer
0:20:41 > 0:20:44# Now I know it's now or never. #
0:20:44 > 0:20:47Yeah, yeah, now watch how a REAL man drives.
0:20:50 > 0:20:52STARTS ENGINE
0:20:55 > 0:20:57GEARS CRUNCH
0:20:58 > 0:21:00Argh, I can't see!
0:21:00 > 0:21:02Argh!
0:21:06 > 0:21:08So what, Dexter can't sell his car Can't buy me a tent
0:21:08 > 0:21:10That's my loss but I'm still going to camp
0:21:10 > 0:21:11Still gonna get the stuff that I need
0:21:11 > 0:21:13With the money from the car wash, yeah
0:21:13 > 0:21:14Good look, great, right
0:21:14 > 0:21:17Pleasure doing business Till next time
0:21:18 > 0:21:21So why do I feel weird when I'm having fun
0:21:21 > 0:21:23What's Dex gonna do? With no car no cash, no holiday for Liz
0:21:23 > 0:21:25She'll probably dump him in a second too
0:21:25 > 0:21:27And then Dexter will be broken-hearted
0:21:27 > 0:21:29Lose his job as the head of the music department
0:21:29 > 0:21:31End up on the streets in a cardboard tent
0:21:31 > 0:21:33All the kids from school walking past him
0:21:33 > 0:21:34There's doing the fun thing and doing the right thing
0:21:34 > 0:21:36And I'm not really sure which one's in
0:21:36 > 0:21:39And now I'm so confused I just don't know what I'm gonna do
0:21:39 > 0:21:40And now I'm so confused
0:21:40 > 0:21:43I just don't know what I'm going to do.
0:21:47 > 0:21:49CHILDREN GIGGLE
0:21:49 > 0:21:51- Do you think your friend might...? - Stay away from me.
0:21:53 > 0:21:56Ugh, all right, mate.
0:22:00 > 0:22:02Lizzie, I need to tell you something.
0:22:02 > 0:22:04It's a bit difficult but, um...
0:22:04 > 0:22:06You want to break up. I heard.
0:22:06 > 0:22:10- What? When? But...- Could I have your attention, everybody, please?
0:22:10 > 0:22:15Um, since Mr Nunn has unfortunately injured himself,
0:22:15 > 0:22:19I'll need somebody else to take the camping trip.
0:22:19 > 0:22:20I'll do it.
0:22:20 > 0:22:24Oh, Miss Baker, well, thank you ever so much.
0:22:24 > 0:22:26I've got nothing else to do this weekend.
0:22:29 > 0:22:34Oh, Dexter, I'll have a tea while you're at it. Thanks.
0:22:34 > 0:22:39Oh, yes, ladies and gentlemen, watch how a magic machine turns
0:22:39 > 0:22:42these little beauties into pound coins.
0:22:52 > 0:22:55Well, that's not entirely unexpected.
0:23:04 > 0:23:07What's going on? This has to work.
0:23:08 > 0:23:10It's a liability. It just isn't working.
0:23:10 > 0:23:13That must be why I put the sign up.
0:23:13 > 0:23:16But earlier I put a couple of pound coins in there and it just ate them.
0:23:18 > 0:23:20Honestly, nothing works around here!
0:23:20 > 0:23:22You can't even get a packet of crisps.
0:23:22 > 0:23:26Interested in some crisps? All reasonable offers considered.
0:23:56 > 0:23:58- HE KICKS BOX - Ow.
0:23:59 > 0:24:01Ah-ha!
0:24:01 > 0:24:03THEY GRUNT
0:24:07 > 0:24:10Eli, do not open that case, I implore you!
0:24:10 > 0:24:12As your patrol leader and as your friend.
0:24:12 > 0:24:16Soon, the mystery of the wig will be revealed to the world.
0:24:19 > 0:24:20Bell's a Scout?
0:24:20 > 0:24:24Hmm, let me guess, he likes cheese sandwiches as well.
0:24:28 > 0:24:30Cheese - how did you know?
0:24:30 > 0:24:32Cos that's my case, you Melvin.
0:24:32 > 0:24:37It can't be! I-I swapped them - I did the old three-step swap.
0:24:37 > 0:24:40Place case one - your case - by case two.
0:24:40 > 0:24:44Look casual, swap their positions,
0:24:44 > 0:24:45look casual,
0:24:45 > 0:24:49take the case in the original position of case two, and...
0:24:49 > 0:24:51Oh.
0:24:52 > 0:24:54Maybe crime just isn't your thing.
0:24:58 > 0:25:01Sir, your briefcase, yeah? It's the same as Owen's -
0:25:01 > 0:25:03I think he's swapped them.
0:25:03 > 0:25:05I can assure you, sir, I did no such thing.
0:25:05 > 0:25:08He's denying it, so it's probably true. You should open it and check.
0:25:19 > 0:25:21Wig! Wig, look!
0:25:22 > 0:25:24It's not a wig!
0:25:24 > 0:25:26It's a carpet sample for my living room.
0:25:26 > 0:25:28It's Moroccan sunset.
0:25:30 > 0:25:32My dreams are shattered.
0:25:35 > 0:25:36It's not a wig.
0:25:36 > 0:25:41Hey, hey, I don't want to break up with you. Why would you...?
0:25:41 > 0:25:46Dexter! Please, I heard you telling Mr Nunn that our relationship
0:25:46 > 0:25:49is falling apart. And you know what? I agree.
0:25:49 > 0:25:51What?
0:25:51 > 0:25:53No, I was talking about my car.
0:25:53 > 0:25:56There was a problem with the engine and then Nunn was trying to help me
0:25:56 > 0:25:59- sell it.- Yo, Dex, look, I made a lot of money washing cars today.
0:25:59 > 0:26:00Right...?
0:26:00 > 0:26:04And I want you to have it, go get your heap of junk fixed, yeah?
0:26:05 > 0:26:08Wow, but why?
0:26:08 > 0:26:11I know you were going sell it to raise money for my tent.
0:26:11 > 0:26:13- Appreciate that. - Thank you, Nero.
0:26:15 > 0:26:17I'm...so sorry.
0:26:17 > 0:26:19I misunderstood.
0:26:19 > 0:26:20Now we can afford the trip!
0:26:20 > 0:26:22The hot tub!
0:26:22 > 0:26:26Ah, I'll have to see if Mrs Goodman will let me off the camping trip.
0:26:31 > 0:26:34Hey, Nurse, can you stick the footie on for us?
0:26:34 > 0:26:35There's a love.
0:26:47 > 0:26:48Oh, for...!
0:26:52 > 0:26:55- HE SIGHS - Wow, a whole weekend of this!
0:26:56 > 0:26:58- THUNDER RUMBLES - Great.
0:27:00 > 0:27:02Shame you had to come with us, Miss.
0:27:02 > 0:27:06Yes. Thank you for letting me share your tent with you.
0:27:06 > 0:27:08Horrible, isn't it?
0:27:08 > 0:27:12Hope we don't get washed away like that festival up the road.
0:27:12 > 0:27:13Yeah.
0:27:13 > 0:27:14Fingers crossed.
0:27:16 > 0:27:17Snap.
0:27:24 > 0:27:27You were right, this is jokes.
0:27:28 > 0:27:30Beats camping, eh?
0:27:32 > 0:27:35- # Can't live with 'em - And you can't kick 'em out
0:27:35 > 0:27:36# When they're up they rub it in your face
0:27:36 > 0:27:37# Kick you when you're down
0:27:37 > 0:27:40- # But what no-one understands them - You know what they're on about
0:27:40 > 0:27:42- # Always gonna be around - Gotta find a common ground
0:27:42 > 0:27:45# If you know so much about me
0:27:45 > 0:27:47# Where do I go from here?
0:27:47 > 0:27:50- # If you see 'em every day - You can never get away
0:27:50 > 0:27:52# Only time that you're the boss? 4 o'clock. #