0:00:06 > 0:00:09# Where'd you go when you know nobody can understand you?
0:00:09 > 0:00:12# When it's just too much to handle?
0:00:12 > 0:00:15# What do you do when you went off somewhere you've never been to?
0:00:15 > 0:00:17# Wash that stress out like it was shampoo
0:00:17 > 0:00:19# You should stay
0:00:19 > 0:00:20# It can change
0:00:20 > 0:00:22# There's good days
0:00:22 > 0:00:23# And bad days
0:00:23 > 0:00:24# But one day down the line
0:00:24 > 0:00:26# This time is sure to stop
0:00:26 > 0:00:27# So the only time is now
0:00:27 > 0:00:29# Four o'clock. #
0:00:32 > 0:00:39LOVE MUSIC BLARES
0:00:41 > 0:00:43Seriously, Dex.
0:00:45 > 0:00:48Let me guess, you're making a smoochy love mix for Lizzie.
0:00:48 > 0:00:50- No, I'm not.- OK.
0:00:50 > 0:00:53"A Perfect Love Collection - Volume Six."
0:00:55 > 0:00:57Ah, volume two.
0:00:57 > 0:00:59Well, maybe.
0:00:59 > 0:01:00You're so cute!
0:01:03 > 0:01:05Have we got any envelopes?
0:01:05 > 0:01:07What do you need it for?
0:01:07 > 0:01:09Ah, nice.
0:01:09 > 0:01:11I'm out at the cinema tonight, remember?
0:01:11 > 0:01:13And before you ask, no,
0:01:13 > 0:01:15we're not sneaking into an 18!
0:01:42 > 0:01:44Behold!
0:01:44 > 0:01:47The day we decide the winner of
0:01:47 > 0:01:50the Sticky Note Ninja Cup!
0:01:51 > 0:01:53Oooh!
0:01:53 > 0:01:58Yeah, because who wouldn't want a mug wrapped in tinfoil?
0:01:58 > 0:02:01For the record, I'm only playing to stop him winning and being annoying.
0:02:01 > 0:02:03Good luck.
0:02:03 > 0:02:04I'm like 1,000 points ahead.
0:02:04 > 0:02:06I could beat you two combined.
0:02:12 > 0:02:13Excuse me,
0:02:13 > 0:02:17WE do not need to form a team to beat YOU.
0:02:18 > 0:02:21Although, maybe we should.
0:02:21 > 0:02:24Do we really want him doing his victory dance
0:02:24 > 0:02:25for the rest of our lives?
0:02:25 > 0:02:27All right, then.
0:02:27 > 0:02:29Me and Violet on a team against you.
0:02:29 > 0:02:31Pupils ten points, teachers 50.
0:02:31 > 0:02:33May the best ninja win...
0:02:33 > 0:02:35which I will!
0:02:35 > 0:02:36See you later, losers!
0:02:41 > 0:02:43We're still not going to beat him.
0:02:49 > 0:02:51# Is it a bird?
0:02:51 > 0:02:53- # Is it a plane? - # No
0:02:53 > 0:02:55# It's not Superman either.
0:02:55 > 0:02:57# What is it then?
0:02:57 > 0:02:59# Someone you might not expect
0:02:59 > 0:03:00# He silently crept
0:03:00 > 0:03:02# Like a thief in the night
0:03:02 > 0:03:04# You better watch where you step
0:03:04 > 0:03:06# With the tap of his finger
0:03:06 > 0:03:09# He's got it in for the back of your school shirt
0:03:09 > 0:03:11# He's the Sticky Note Ninja
0:03:11 > 0:03:12# Strong as Superman
0:03:12 > 0:03:14# Cunning as Batman
0:03:14 > 0:03:17# The Sticky Note Ninja always lands like a cat, man
0:03:17 > 0:03:19# He lurks in the shadows and pounces
0:03:19 > 0:03:21# You won't hear a sound
0:03:21 > 0:03:23# Until it's too late to run
0:03:23 > 0:03:24# I've got notes on you now
0:03:24 > 0:03:28# Teachers said I always was rubbish at chemistry
0:03:28 > 0:03:31# They said I would be flunking at geography
0:03:31 > 0:03:35# They said I'm no good at maths or history
0:03:35 > 0:03:38# But I'm a professor of doing stuff stickerly... #
0:03:38 > 0:03:39Yeah!
0:03:39 > 0:03:40# Strong as Superman
0:03:40 > 0:03:41# Cunning as Batman
0:03:41 > 0:03:45# The Sticky Note Ninja always lands like a cat, man
0:03:45 > 0:03:47# He lurks in the shadows and pounces
0:03:47 > 0:03:48# You won't hear a sound
0:03:48 > 0:03:50# Until it's too late to run
0:03:50 > 0:03:52# I've got notes on you now
0:03:52 > 0:03:53# Time is running out
0:03:53 > 0:03:55# And Darnesh is well ahead
0:03:55 > 0:03:57# He'll strike before you even hear him coming
0:03:57 > 0:03:58# It's code red
0:03:58 > 0:04:01# We've got to work together and gel
0:04:01 > 0:04:02# The only way we'll
0:04:02 > 0:04:04# Win this battle for real
0:04:04 > 0:04:06# Is if we stick Mr Bell
0:04:06 > 0:04:07# Our last hope
0:04:07 > 0:04:09# He's worth like a million points
0:04:09 > 0:04:10# If we can catch Bell
0:04:10 > 0:04:12# Darnesh is finished boy. #
0:04:14 > 0:04:16HE GROANS
0:04:18 > 0:04:19Was this you?
0:04:19 > 0:04:22I've been cleaning up these things all week!
0:04:22 > 0:04:23Don't be late.
0:04:23 > 0:04:24Have you remembered the brolly?
0:04:24 > 0:04:26What's a little bit of rain going to do, Dex?
0:04:26 > 0:04:28I'm not a sandcastle, man.
0:04:28 > 0:04:30Only, last time it rained...
0:04:30 > 0:04:32Ow! Careful!
0:04:32 > 0:04:34Me? You could've broke my broom!
0:04:36 > 0:04:38Please may I be of assistance?
0:04:38 > 0:04:40Be safe.
0:04:40 > 0:04:42Thanks, Darnesh.
0:04:46 > 0:04:48HE CHUCKLES
0:04:51 > 0:04:52Shhh!
0:04:56 > 0:04:58Argh, zombie!
0:04:58 > 0:05:00Idiot.
0:05:00 > 0:05:02Is everyone excited for tonight?
0:05:02 > 0:05:04I'm freaking out about tonight.
0:05:04 > 0:05:06Why are we going to a zombie apocalypse again?
0:05:06 > 0:05:09Don't ask me, I voted that we give Clem a pedicure.
0:05:09 > 0:05:12My middle sister says they've got 50 real zombies there
0:05:12 > 0:05:15AND they have to pay them in sheep eyes.
0:05:15 > 0:05:19There ain't no such thing as real zombies, are there?
0:05:19 > 0:05:21- Zombie!- Oh!
0:05:21 > 0:05:22Did you remember it?
0:05:22 > 0:05:25Duh, the zombie apocalypse was my idea.
0:05:25 > 0:05:28And if Clem hates it, we'll all remember that.
0:05:28 > 0:05:30Happy birthday!
0:05:30 > 0:05:33And we're all taking you out tonight for a surprise.
0:05:33 > 0:05:35Surprises are lame.
0:05:35 > 0:05:36Especially if they ain't foot related.
0:05:36 > 0:05:37Pick you up at six.
0:05:39 > 0:05:41THIS is what we are doing later, Clem.
0:05:41 > 0:05:43Fasten your seatbelt.
0:05:43 > 0:05:44BELL RINGS
0:05:44 > 0:05:46Move it, Newcastle.
0:05:46 > 0:05:47This isn't a meadow.
0:05:52 > 0:05:54Moo!
0:05:54 > 0:05:55Move it!
0:06:04 > 0:06:05Oh.
0:06:07 > 0:06:08Happy anniversary.
0:06:08 > 0:06:11It isn't our anniversary until 4:16pm this afternoon.
0:06:11 > 0:06:12Do we really need to be that precise?
0:06:12 > 0:06:14What if Nasa said that
0:06:14 > 0:06:16- when they were launching the Pathfinder to Mars?- Sorry.
0:06:16 > 0:06:18Still good for tonight?
0:06:18 > 0:06:20- I don't know where we're going. - It's a surprise.
0:06:20 > 0:06:22Just remember, they're a bit fussy about dress code.
0:06:22 > 0:06:24Well, I'll try best.
0:06:26 > 0:06:28Lizzie...
0:06:28 > 0:06:31I wanted to give you this before tonight.
0:06:32 > 0:06:34What is it?
0:06:34 > 0:06:37I'm not always the best at putting how I feel into words
0:06:37 > 0:06:39but maybe this will do the job for me.
0:06:49 > 0:06:51"Feel the fear.
0:06:51 > 0:06:53"You've been invited to the...
0:06:53 > 0:06:54"Zombie Apocalypse?"
0:07:10 > 0:07:14# When a man loves a woman... #
0:07:14 > 0:07:17# To make you feel my love... #
0:07:17 > 0:07:20# I don't wanna know about that love... #
0:07:20 > 0:07:21# This is love
0:07:21 > 0:07:22# This is love
0:07:22 > 0:07:24# This is... #
0:07:24 > 0:07:26# Why is Nero giving me love songs?
0:07:26 > 0:07:27# All of this mush
0:07:27 > 0:07:29# The stuff that mums want to hear
0:07:29 > 0:07:30# But this is just noise to my ear
0:07:30 > 0:07:33# Look, I'm just trying to get one thing clear
0:07:33 > 0:07:35# What does it mean?
0:07:35 > 0:07:39# What's he trying to tell me?
0:07:39 > 0:07:41# To tell me?
0:07:42 > 0:07:44# So confused
0:07:44 > 0:07:45# Zombies, Dexter?
0:07:45 > 0:07:46# Doesn't sound right
0:07:46 > 0:07:47# Seems messed up
0:07:47 > 0:07:49# What exactly is he trying to say?
0:07:49 > 0:07:51# Our love is no longer alive today?
0:07:51 > 0:07:53# But more like the living dead
0:07:53 > 0:07:54# Is he dropping hints?
0:07:54 > 0:07:57# Will he dump me at the zombie apocalypse?
0:07:57 > 0:07:59# This feels like some kind of horror movie
0:07:59 > 0:08:02# What does it mean? The idea is rather spooky
0:08:02 > 0:08:05- # What does it mean? - # What does it mean?
0:08:05 > 0:08:07# Tell me, please
0:08:07 > 0:08:10- # Tell me - # What's he telling me?
0:08:11 > 0:08:15- # What does it mean? - # What does it mean?
0:08:15 > 0:08:17# Tell me, please
0:08:17 > 0:08:20- # Tell me - # What's he telling me?
0:08:20 > 0:08:21# What does it mean
0:08:21 > 0:08:22# Ah, what does it mean?
0:08:22 > 0:08:24# Who am I kidding? It's clear as day to see
0:08:24 > 0:08:25# Nero is gaga
0:08:25 > 0:08:27# He loves me, he's dropping hints
0:08:27 > 0:08:29# Going to ask me out tonight, can't stomach this
0:08:29 > 0:08:32# Always thought he was too cool for school to say anything
0:08:32 > 0:08:34# But I was wrong to think that
0:08:34 > 0:08:36# He likes me, that's so sweet
0:08:36 > 0:08:37# Hold up, wait, what?
0:08:37 > 0:08:39# I think I'm going to throw up
0:08:39 > 0:08:40# What should I do?
0:08:40 > 0:08:43# What can I do to tell him?
0:08:45 > 0:08:48# Stop him
0:08:48 > 0:08:50# He's going to confess his love in front of my friends
0:08:50 > 0:08:52# It's public displays of affection
0:08:52 > 0:08:53# No, that's offensive
0:08:53 > 0:08:55# Must take action
0:08:55 > 0:08:56# Worst nightmare
0:08:56 > 0:08:58# Got to stop it from happening... #
0:09:04 > 0:09:08That loser, Nero, is going to ask me out in front of everyone.
0:09:08 > 0:09:11Ooh, can we be bridesmaids when you get married?
0:09:11 > 0:09:12Cut it out.
0:09:12 > 0:09:14This is a nightmare.
0:09:15 > 0:09:17It's well embarrassing.
0:09:17 > 0:09:18You're well compatible!
0:09:18 > 0:09:21You're both totally gobby.
0:09:21 > 0:09:23Look, if you don't want to go out with him,
0:09:23 > 0:09:25just tell him you ain't interested.
0:09:25 > 0:09:28Yeah, cos I really want to see him break down in a snivelling heap.
0:09:32 > 0:09:36You could always get someone to tell him you've already got a boyfriend.
0:09:42 > 0:09:44About our date tonight...
0:09:44 > 0:09:45Did you open the envelope?
0:09:45 > 0:09:49Yes, I'm a little confused.
0:09:49 > 0:09:51Oh.
0:09:51 > 0:09:52That's not good.
0:09:55 > 0:09:56You mentioned a dress code.
0:09:56 > 0:09:59That's what you're worried about!
0:09:59 > 0:10:02It's no big deal. Some of these places are a bit full-on.
0:10:02 > 0:10:04Whatever you think is appropriate.
0:10:04 > 0:10:07OK.
0:10:07 > 0:10:09First, tidy the reference section.
0:10:09 > 0:10:11The books are everywhere.
0:10:11 > 0:10:15I found this thesaurus in social sciences.
0:10:15 > 0:10:19It's ironic that there isn't another word for thesaurus.
0:10:19 > 0:10:23You know, cos a thesaurus is a book full of words
0:10:23 > 0:10:25that are other words,
0:10:25 > 0:10:27for other words...
0:10:29 > 0:10:32..but the only word for thesaurus is "thesaurus".
0:10:34 > 0:10:35Get on with it.
0:10:42 > 0:10:44Argh!
0:10:44 > 0:10:47Tell Zero I don't want to go out with him.
0:10:47 > 0:10:50Can't you tell him yourself? You seem very persuasive.
0:10:50 > 0:10:51He'd be well crushed.
0:10:51 > 0:10:53I need you to tell him
0:10:53 > 0:10:55there's someone else I like.
0:10:58 > 0:10:59Who?
0:10:59 > 0:11:00Use your noggin!
0:11:00 > 0:11:05Someone who's the complete opposite to Nero.
0:11:05 > 0:11:07Have you got that?!
0:11:07 > 0:11:08The complete opposite.
0:11:13 > 0:11:14HE EXHALES
0:11:18 > 0:11:20Do you think zombies go to the loo?
0:11:22 > 0:11:24Yeah, all those brains they eat.
0:11:28 > 0:11:29What's up?
0:11:29 > 0:11:30Clem.
0:11:30 > 0:11:32She wants me to ask her out.
0:11:33 > 0:11:36- No, she don't. - Yes, she does.
0:11:36 > 0:11:38She grabbed me in the romance section.
0:11:38 > 0:11:41- Bold.- Nah, she's just messing you about, man.
0:11:41 > 0:11:42I don't think so.
0:11:42 > 0:11:44She dropped some pretty heavy hints.
0:11:44 > 0:11:46- Wow!- I know.
0:11:46 > 0:11:47Clem and me!
0:11:49 > 0:11:51Hey, you ain't thinking of asking her...?
0:11:51 > 0:11:53You don't even like her, do you?
0:11:53 > 0:11:55She's not exactly not pretty.
0:11:56 > 0:11:58Look, Owen,
0:11:58 > 0:12:00you and her are not exactly...
0:12:00 > 0:12:02well, in the same league, at all.
0:12:02 > 0:12:04Opposites attract.
0:12:04 > 0:12:06I read that on a magnet.
0:12:06 > 0:12:07I've never asked anyone out before.
0:12:07 > 0:12:09What do I even do?
0:12:09 > 0:12:10Stick with me, scout.
0:12:10 > 0:12:12I'll get you a lovers badge in no time.
0:12:12 > 0:12:15- Have you ever been out with a girl?- No.
0:12:15 > 0:12:17I can't possibly know less than you.
0:12:25 > 0:12:27You're wasting your time with Bell,
0:12:27 > 0:12:30that's why he's worth like 10,000 points.
0:12:30 > 0:12:31The day ain't over yet.
0:12:32 > 0:12:34BELL RINGS
0:12:34 > 0:12:35It is now.
0:12:35 > 0:12:36We lost.
0:12:36 > 0:12:38Now we have to enjoy this human smug factory
0:12:38 > 0:12:41for the rest of our lives!
0:12:41 > 0:12:42Hang on.
0:12:42 > 0:12:44The day ain't over until it's properly over.
0:12:44 > 0:12:46Oi!
0:12:46 > 0:12:48Ding-dong, we can't decide
0:12:48 > 0:12:50whether you look more
0:12:50 > 0:12:51like a melted gnome
0:12:51 > 0:12:53or a stinky Norman?
0:12:57 > 0:13:00How dare you call me a stinky Norman.
0:13:02 > 0:13:03Detention!
0:13:03 > 0:13:05Right now.
0:13:05 > 0:13:08Now the day's a bit longer.
0:13:08 > 0:13:10Because we're in detention!
0:13:11 > 0:13:14Our parents would be so proud.
0:13:38 > 0:13:41Oh, dropped my pen.
0:13:41 > 0:13:42So?
0:13:42 > 0:13:43Pick it up.
0:13:43 > 0:13:46Couldn't you come and pick it up, sir?
0:13:46 > 0:13:48If I get up, I might do something naughty.
0:13:49 > 0:13:52You know what she can be like, sir.
0:13:52 > 0:13:54Can you take that risk?
0:13:55 > 0:13:57Fine.
0:13:57 > 0:13:58Stay in your seat.
0:13:58 > 0:14:00Neither of us will pick it up.
0:14:06 > 0:14:07But what if she says no?
0:14:07 > 0:14:09She's not going to say no.
0:14:09 > 0:14:11You're hot stuff, Hubba Bubba.
0:14:11 > 0:14:13Did you bring the mints?
0:14:13 > 0:14:15You sure I need this many?
0:14:15 > 0:14:18Girls love the fresh breath.
0:14:18 > 0:14:20Teeth.
0:14:20 > 0:14:22What are you doing?
0:14:22 > 0:14:24You're good to go.
0:14:24 > 0:14:26That's the extent of your advice?
0:14:26 > 0:14:27Mints and a tooth check?
0:14:27 > 0:14:29Just be yourself,
0:14:29 > 0:14:31or maybe a better version of yourself.
0:14:31 > 0:14:33Ach, you'll be fine.
0:14:33 > 0:14:34Probably.
0:14:34 > 0:14:35How are your nerves?
0:14:35 > 0:14:37Ready to face the undead horde?
0:14:37 > 0:14:40My little man's more nervous about asking a girl out.
0:14:40 > 0:14:43OK, mate, no offence but...
0:14:43 > 0:14:45are you sure this is a good move?
0:14:45 > 0:14:48Nero, I understand you must be feeling rejected
0:14:48 > 0:14:51but it seems Clem's moved on...to better things.
0:14:51 > 0:14:54I don't feel rejected... What?
0:14:54 > 0:14:56M'lady.
0:15:01 > 0:15:03HE COUGHS
0:15:03 > 0:15:04Hey, Lizzie, it's me.
0:15:04 > 0:15:06Can you pick me up?
0:15:06 > 0:15:07I think my car's finally died.
0:15:09 > 0:15:11I can't believe that didn't work.
0:15:11 > 0:15:16Yeah, last ditch plans plucked out of nowhere usually go so well(!)
0:15:16 > 0:15:19- SHE SIGHS - I mean, Bell's not...
0:15:21 > 0:15:23Do you see what I see?
0:15:23 > 0:15:25Yeah, and?
0:15:25 > 0:15:26It's a sign.
0:15:26 > 0:15:28The universe doesn't want us to give up.
0:15:28 > 0:15:30Nah, school's over.
0:15:30 > 0:15:33The shiny cup is mine.
0:15:33 > 0:15:36We said we'll play until the end of the day.
0:15:36 > 0:15:37Not the end of the school day.
0:15:39 > 0:15:40HE GROANS
0:15:44 > 0:15:48Reports are coming in of a viral outbreak in sector seven.
0:15:48 > 0:15:52We've had no contact with HQ since 1400 hours.
0:15:52 > 0:15:54Not HQ!
0:15:54 > 0:15:55I hope they're OK.
0:15:55 > 0:15:58These canisters can be found scattered around the base.
0:15:58 > 0:16:01Retrieve one and you stop the outbreak.
0:16:03 > 0:16:05I'm not scared but...
0:16:05 > 0:16:08could we maybe put some more lights on?
0:16:08 > 0:16:09No.
0:16:09 > 0:16:11Two man squads, get out there.
0:16:11 > 0:16:12If a zombie touches you,
0:16:12 > 0:16:14return for decontamination.
0:16:17 > 0:16:19Oi, Clem, how about we go...?
0:16:19 > 0:16:21With me.
0:16:22 > 0:16:24Hey, Nero,
0:16:24 > 0:16:27heard about Clem's boyfriend?
0:16:27 > 0:16:28What boyfriend?
0:16:28 > 0:16:30Gerald or something.
0:16:30 > 0:16:33Good looking, well beefy.
0:16:33 > 0:16:35Heard he gets so jel.
0:16:35 > 0:16:38Beats up anyone who asks her out.
0:16:39 > 0:16:41Well, well, well.
0:16:41 > 0:16:42Fresh blood.
0:16:42 > 0:16:45- Mr Nunn?- The name's Matrix,
0:16:45 > 0:16:48- Captain Matrix. - THEY LAUGH
0:16:48 > 0:16:51You won't be laughing when this place is overrun by the undead!
0:16:51 > 0:16:54Are they chocolate coins?
0:16:54 > 0:16:55THEY LAUGH
0:16:55 > 0:17:00- ALARM BLARES - It's time to save the world.
0:17:01 > 0:17:02Owen's going to get hurt.
0:17:02 > 0:17:04We're all about to get hurt.
0:17:04 > 0:17:06She's already got a boyfriend.
0:17:06 > 0:17:08I'm not letting this stand.
0:17:17 > 0:17:18On me, marines.
0:17:20 > 0:17:21Stay close.
0:17:24 > 0:17:26Argh!
0:17:52 > 0:17:54Ow.
0:18:00 > 0:18:03HE HUMS
0:18:03 > 0:18:05What are you doing, boy?
0:18:05 > 0:18:07Nothing, sir.
0:18:07 > 0:18:08Did you follow me here?
0:18:08 > 0:18:10Yes. I mean, "No."
0:18:13 > 0:18:14Go away.
0:18:16 > 0:18:17Over there.
0:18:17 > 0:18:19Go!
0:18:23 > 0:18:26Darnesh is out.
0:18:26 > 0:18:28And Bell doesn't know we're here.
0:18:35 > 0:18:36HORN TOOTS
0:18:44 > 0:18:46I was starting to get worried.
0:18:46 > 0:18:47My make-up took ages.
0:18:47 > 0:18:50HE SCREAMS
0:18:55 > 0:18:56Keep behind me, Clem.
0:18:56 > 0:18:57I'll protect you.
0:18:57 > 0:18:58Back off, Woggle.
0:18:58 > 0:19:00I don't need you looking out for me.
0:19:00 > 0:19:02Such strength and independence.
0:19:02 > 0:19:04I like that in a woman.
0:19:04 > 0:19:06Shut it or the zombies will hear.
0:19:09 > 0:19:11# This is dangerous grounds
0:19:11 > 0:19:13# There's a monster on the war path
0:19:13 > 0:19:16# Who won't stop till she breaks hearts
0:19:16 > 0:19:17# And she's called Clem
0:19:17 > 0:19:18# My friend Owen
0:19:18 > 0:19:20# Like a damsel in distress and he don't even know it yet
0:19:20 > 0:19:22# I've got to protect him from getting hurt
0:19:22 > 0:19:24# Cos it's not about me this time
0:19:24 > 0:19:25# It's friends first
0:19:25 > 0:19:27# It's not about my feelings for Clem being heard, what?
0:19:27 > 0:19:30# Feelings for Clem? Please, that's absurd
0:19:30 > 0:19:31# I don't care how she feels
0:19:31 > 0:19:32# Why should I?
0:19:32 > 0:19:33# Me, ask her out?
0:19:33 > 0:19:34# Nah, why would I?
0:19:34 > 0:19:37# I don't care how she feels and why should I?
0:19:37 > 0:19:39# I don't want to ask her out, do I?
0:19:39 > 0:19:42# I really want to hold Clem in an embrace
0:19:42 > 0:19:44# Protect her from the ghouls in this place
0:19:44 > 0:19:47# I know it's only a game but you've got to stay one step ahead of it
0:19:47 > 0:19:50# I did a risk assessment of the whole premises
0:19:50 > 0:19:52# And let's just say that danger is imminent
0:19:52 > 0:19:54# Old-fashioned perhaps
0:19:54 > 0:19:56# But I don't want to see Clem trip on a health hazard
0:19:56 > 0:19:58# No thanks in a zombie attack
0:19:58 > 0:20:00# Na, na, na, na, Nero's on my case
0:20:00 > 0:20:01# Can't have him in my face
0:20:01 > 0:20:02# Asking me on a date
0:20:02 > 0:20:03# In front of all my mates
0:20:03 > 0:20:06# That would be devastating to say the least
0:20:06 > 0:20:08# Gotta use Owen as a shield to slay the beast
0:20:08 > 0:20:09# Called embarrassment
0:20:09 > 0:20:11# Doing it for Nero too
0:20:11 > 0:20:13# I'd hate to turn him down and make him feel the fool
0:20:13 > 0:20:14# He wouldn't talk at all
0:20:14 > 0:20:17# And I'd be the monster who went and broke his heart
0:20:17 > 0:20:18# And I don't really want to
0:20:18 > 0:20:19# I guess I care how he feels
0:20:19 > 0:20:20# I never knew, right?
0:20:20 > 0:20:23# But I don't want to ask me out, do I?
0:20:23 > 0:20:24# I guess I care how he feels
0:20:24 > 0:20:25# I never knew, right?
0:20:25 > 0:20:28# But I don't want to ask me out, do I? #
0:20:32 > 0:20:34I'm sorry I screamed.
0:20:34 > 0:20:35I wasn't really expecting...
0:20:35 > 0:20:37You told me I could wear anything.
0:20:37 > 0:20:40I just didn't think you'd take it as, "Dress like the living dead."
0:20:40 > 0:20:41Anyway, here we are.
0:20:43 > 0:20:46But...Dexter, this is a restaurant!
0:20:46 > 0:20:48Yeah, come on.
0:20:53 > 0:20:55Table for two for Harris.
0:20:56 > 0:20:59RESTAURANT FALLS SILENT
0:21:05 > 0:21:08I thought we were going to a zombie apocalypse.
0:21:08 > 0:21:09Why would we go to that?
0:21:09 > 0:21:12I mean, that's the sort of thing Nero would...
0:21:20 > 0:21:21The little!
0:21:21 > 0:21:23He said he was going to the cinema.
0:21:31 > 0:21:33You know, some people, they buy frozen Yorkshire puddings -
0:21:33 > 0:21:35but I don't. I make them myself.
0:21:35 > 0:21:37- Well, when I've got time. - Sir, fancy seeing you here.
0:21:37 > 0:21:39Do you need help with your packing?
0:21:39 > 0:21:41No, leave my shopping alone.
0:21:41 > 0:21:43No.
0:21:43 > 0:21:46Frozen goes in here,
0:21:46 > 0:21:48microwave dinners go in there.
0:21:48 > 0:21:51Oh, so, frozen and microwave dinners in the same bag!
0:21:51 > 0:21:53Look, no, stop. You're doing it all wrong!
0:21:55 > 0:21:56Ding-dong!
0:21:57 > 0:21:59Argh!
0:21:59 > 0:22:00We win!
0:22:01 > 0:22:06All of you, report to me after school tomorrow for detention.
0:22:06 > 0:22:09Sir, you can't give us detention out of school.
0:22:09 > 0:22:11You interfere with my shopping,
0:22:11 > 0:22:13I can do what I like!
0:22:13 > 0:22:15Now, go home.
0:22:16 > 0:22:18Looks like we won after all.
0:22:19 > 0:22:21You reckon?
0:22:21 > 0:22:26Game, set and...thingy.
0:22:31 > 0:22:33Ninja king!
0:22:33 > 0:22:35I think THAT belongs to me.
0:22:44 > 0:22:46Can you hear that?
0:22:46 > 0:22:48Keep behind me, Clem.
0:22:48 > 0:22:51Or in front, or whatever.
0:22:51 > 0:22:53They're all around us, man.
0:22:53 > 0:22:55It's game over, game over.
0:22:55 > 0:22:56Psst, Owen.
0:22:56 > 0:22:57She's playing you.
0:22:57 > 0:22:59She's already got a boyfriend.
0:22:59 > 0:23:00I understand you're jealous
0:23:00 > 0:23:02because she likes me instead of you but...
0:23:02 > 0:23:03Whoa, hey!
0:23:03 > 0:23:06- You think I want to go out with you? - What was all that in the library?
0:23:06 > 0:23:08Not the time! Not the time!
0:23:08 > 0:23:11I said tell Nero I had a boyfriend so he wouldn't ask me out.
0:23:11 > 0:23:12What? I wasn't going to ask you out!
0:23:12 > 0:23:15Yeah, right. Why did you give me that CD then?
0:23:15 > 0:23:17What CD?
0:23:17 > 0:23:18Oh, no, this is Dexter's.
0:23:20 > 0:23:22So, do you, or do you not, have a boyfriend then?
0:23:22 > 0:23:23Something's coming.
0:23:23 > 0:23:25Something's coming!
0:23:27 > 0:23:31SCREAMING
0:23:31 > 0:23:33Hey!
0:23:33 > 0:23:37Hey, the lasers don't work on humans, you idiots, only the undead.
0:23:38 > 0:23:40Lucky for you, I've cleared this area.
0:23:40 > 0:23:43GROANING
0:23:43 > 0:23:45Oh, my!
0:23:45 > 0:23:48Oi, come back here, you cowards!
0:23:48 > 0:23:52We've got to shoot them. OK, shoot, shoot!
0:23:52 > 0:23:54Argh!
0:23:58 > 0:24:00See, if we'd gone for a nice pedicure,
0:24:00 > 0:24:03nobody would be turning into a flipping zombie.
0:24:09 > 0:24:11Hello.
0:24:11 > 0:24:12You're late, love.
0:24:12 > 0:24:13Hang on.
0:24:13 > 0:24:16Inside.
0:24:16 > 0:24:18I'm sorry, mate, the game's in progress.
0:24:18 > 0:24:21- You'll have to wait outside. - But I...- Outside!
0:24:22 > 0:24:24Nero...
0:24:24 > 0:24:26are you in here?
0:24:27 > 0:24:28Nero?
0:24:28 > 0:24:31Ha-yah!
0:24:31 > 0:24:34- Mr Nunn?- Huh? They've come for me!
0:24:37 > 0:24:39Argh.
0:24:39 > 0:24:41HE WHIMPERS
0:24:43 > 0:24:45Are you all right, mate? HE WHIMPERS
0:24:52 > 0:24:54See, I'm relieved more than anything.
0:24:54 > 0:24:56- Having a girlfriend...- Owen!
0:24:56 > 0:24:58No, no, no. Leave him, he's gone.
0:24:58 > 0:25:00We have to find the canisters.
0:25:00 > 0:25:02Just us then.
0:25:02 > 0:25:06HE SCREAMS
0:25:06 > 0:25:08Argh!
0:25:08 > 0:25:10Oh!
0:25:10 > 0:25:12Oh, no! Argh!
0:25:12 > 0:25:14Oh!
0:25:18 > 0:25:21HE WHIMPERS
0:25:29 > 0:25:32They're everywhere!
0:25:32 > 0:25:33Can you walk?
0:25:33 > 0:25:36I don't know. I don't think so.
0:25:38 > 0:25:42So, was it just tonight you didn't want me to ask you out
0:25:42 > 0:25:44or, like, ever?
0:25:45 > 0:25:48Like, would I go out with you
0:25:48 > 0:25:51if the world was overrun with zombies
0:25:51 > 0:25:54and it was just us left?
0:25:54 > 0:25:56- Yeah.- Maybe.
0:25:56 > 0:25:58Worse people to be left alive with.
0:25:59 > 0:26:01OK, so, like, Clem,
0:26:01 > 0:26:02what if...?
0:26:04 > 0:26:05Lizzie?
0:26:05 > 0:26:07Nero.
0:26:07 > 0:26:08Dexter is very worried about you.
0:26:08 > 0:26:12You're going to have to come with me.
0:26:12 > 0:26:17- Shot you.- But... - Ah, rules are rules. Off you go.
0:26:17 > 0:26:18Bye.
0:26:18 > 0:26:20(Worst date ever.)
0:26:22 > 0:26:24Come on.
0:26:24 > 0:26:27- We've got to get this back to base. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know, it's OK.
0:26:27 > 0:26:29Just leave me.
0:26:29 > 0:26:30Come on.
0:26:37 > 0:26:39So, you and me are...?
0:26:39 > 0:26:41It's the end of the world, Nero, yeah?
0:26:41 > 0:26:43Time and a place.
0:26:47 > 0:26:48Oh.
0:26:50 > 0:26:51(There they are.)
0:26:51 > 0:26:53We found your cure!
0:26:53 > 0:26:56THEY CHEER
0:26:56 > 0:26:57You lied to me.
0:26:57 > 0:26:59Because you never would have let me come.
0:26:59 > 0:27:01Everyone else was going.
0:27:01 > 0:27:03I don't want you going to things like this. It's dangerous.
0:27:03 > 0:27:07Hey, what's a busted ankle when you've survived a zombie apocalypse?
0:27:07 > 0:27:10HE WHIMPERS
0:27:10 > 0:27:12Call my mum!
0:27:12 > 0:27:15HE WHIMPERS
0:27:15 > 0:27:17Quite good fun, really.
0:27:17 > 0:27:19Although the science behind it is shocking.
0:27:19 > 0:27:21I mean, the coagulation rate of the blood alone is enough...
0:27:21 > 0:27:23Oh, Lizzie. I think this is for you.
0:27:23 > 0:27:24My CD!
0:27:24 > 0:27:26You made me a CD?
0:27:26 > 0:27:27Like I said, I'm rubbish with feelings.
0:27:27 > 0:27:30I can't just come out and say, "I love you,"
0:27:30 > 0:27:31so I did it through music instead.
0:27:31 > 0:27:33Dexter...
0:27:33 > 0:27:34Yeah?
0:27:34 > 0:27:36You just said, "I love you."
0:27:36 > 0:27:37You did...
0:27:37 > 0:27:39and I think I love you too.
0:27:42 > 0:27:44Zombie attack!
0:27:44 > 0:27:47- Argh!- No, Eli!
0:27:49 > 0:27:51Ooh!
0:27:51 > 0:27:53- # Can't live with them - # And you can't kick them out
0:27:53 > 0:27:55# When you're up there rub it in your face
0:27:55 > 0:27:57# Kick you when you're down
0:27:57 > 0:27:59- # But when no-one understands them - You know what they're on about
0:27:59 > 0:28:02- # Always gonna be around - # Gotta find a common ground
0:28:02 > 0:28:05# If you know so much about me
0:28:05 > 0:28:06# Where do I go from here?
0:28:06 > 0:28:09- # You see them every day - # You can never get away
0:28:09 > 0:28:10# Only time that you're the boss
0:28:10 > 0:28:12- # Four o'clock - # Four o'clock. #