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0:00:06 > 0:00:09# Where do you go when you know nobody can understand you?

0:00:09 > 0:00:12# When it's just too much to handle?

0:00:12 > 0:00:15# What do you do when you end up somewhere you never planned to?

0:00:15 > 0:00:17# Wash that stress out like it was shampoo

0:00:17 > 0:00:20# You should stay It can change

0:00:20 > 0:00:23# There's good days and bad days

0:00:23 > 0:00:26# But one day down the line this time is sure to stop

0:00:26 > 0:00:28# So the only time is now, 4 o'clock

0:00:28 > 0:00:30# 4 o'clock, 4 o'clock, 4 o'clock. #

0:00:31 > 0:00:32Hey!

0:00:34 > 0:00:37- I was just texting you. - Hey, I was going to come find you.

0:00:37 > 0:00:39I've got such a solid idea.

0:00:39 > 0:00:43UK Unsigned want to feature ten new rap crews.

0:00:43 > 0:00:45All we've got to do is shoot a video for them.

0:00:45 > 0:00:46Well, I do have to say...

0:00:48 > 0:00:50..great minds think alike.

0:00:50 > 0:00:53- I got a new song. - And I got some sweet new moves.

0:00:53 > 0:00:54Ain't a terrible combination.

0:00:54 > 0:00:57Oi, save it. The deadline's tomorrow.

0:00:57 > 0:01:00We're going to have to rehearse at break and shoot after school.

0:01:00 > 0:01:01In and on it.

0:01:01 > 0:01:03WHOOSHING

0:01:03 > 0:01:05You got a new ringtone?

0:01:05 > 0:01:06Hey.

0:01:06 > 0:01:08Spying on people, not cool.

0:01:08 > 0:01:11Yeah, especially when they're on the toilet.

0:01:11 > 0:01:13I want that footage deleted.

0:01:13 > 0:01:15Relax, I'm just going to put it on the internet

0:01:15 > 0:01:16where no-one'll ever see.

0:01:16 > 0:01:19Wait up. You can shoot our sick new video with this.

0:01:19 > 0:01:20Give me that.

0:01:25 > 0:01:27Guess what day it is?

0:01:27 > 0:01:28I want to say Friday,

0:01:28 > 0:01:31but I've got a horrible feeling it's only Tuesday.

0:01:35 > 0:01:37It's our four-month anniversary today.

0:01:38 > 0:01:41I know! Four happy, amazing months.

0:01:41 > 0:01:43I only wish we didn't have to spend it here.

0:01:44 > 0:01:46Let's spend our breaks together.

0:01:46 > 0:01:49Can't be obvious about...us.

0:01:56 > 0:01:57Hello, everyone.

0:01:59 > 0:02:01I'm looking for volunteers for a study.

0:02:01 > 0:02:06It is extremely boring and will mean giving up all your free time today.

0:02:06 > 0:02:08- Anyone? - Flipping heck, love.

0:02:08 > 0:02:10Why don't you say it involves electric shocks

0:02:10 > 0:02:11and really boost the numbers?

0:02:11 > 0:02:14I'll volunteer, Miss Baker.

0:02:14 > 0:02:15Thank you, Mr Harris.

0:02:15 > 0:02:19Ha-ha, good luck finding anything interesting to study there.

0:02:19 > 0:02:21I can see why you don't want to take part, Mr Nunn.

0:02:21 > 0:02:24Only thing Lizzie'd learn from you is that your brain's missing.

0:02:24 > 0:02:25LAUGHTER

0:02:25 > 0:02:27Which is why you teach PE.

0:02:27 > 0:02:28CHUCKLING

0:02:32 > 0:02:35Chocolate, peanut butter, marshmallow,

0:02:35 > 0:02:36waffle cone dust and...

0:02:38 > 0:02:40- ..jelly babies.- Bleurgh!

0:02:40 > 0:02:43That is my five-a-day, right here.

0:02:43 > 0:02:45Can it do backflips?

0:02:45 > 0:02:48- Whoa, what are you doing? - No! Give it back.- Get off, man.

0:02:49 > 0:02:51- Aah!- Eugh!

0:02:51 > 0:02:52- OTHER CHILDREN:- Ooh!

0:02:52 > 0:02:54- Are you OK?- Yeah.

0:02:54 > 0:02:56Luckily it only hit me on the head.

0:02:56 > 0:02:58Never mind him, what about me?

0:02:58 > 0:03:00LAUGHTER

0:03:00 > 0:03:02Oh, my days, that is too funny.

0:03:02 > 0:03:05Laugh it up, Johnson. You'll get yours.

0:03:05 > 0:03:07- LAUGHTER - Oh, Ding-Dong. Leg it.

0:03:10 > 0:03:12- Johnson?- Football hit her, Sir.

0:03:12 > 0:03:13Took the deflection off her smoothie.

0:03:13 > 0:03:15Oh, yes?

0:03:15 > 0:03:16Where is it, then?

0:03:20 > 0:03:22I don't know.

0:03:22 > 0:03:24Well, perhaps a day of detentions will help jog your memory.

0:03:24 > 0:03:26- See you at first break. - No, but I can't.

0:03:26 > 0:03:28Bla-bla-bla-bla...

0:03:28 > 0:03:30I've got rehearsal, sir.

0:03:30 > 0:03:31Come on, this ain't fair.

0:03:33 > 0:03:35Oh, my days.

0:03:35 > 0:03:37That is too funny.

0:03:43 > 0:03:45Did you hear me earlier in the staffroom?

0:03:45 > 0:03:47I was like, "Pow! Zing! Burn!"

0:03:47 > 0:03:50I can never normally think of things like that to say.

0:03:50 > 0:03:52You certainly were very witty.

0:03:52 > 0:03:55So, what's this scientific study about?

0:03:55 > 0:03:58Is it what makes Dexter Harris so irresistible?

0:04:03 > 0:04:06Get lost, Harris. She's got an elite athlete to study, now.

0:04:06 > 0:04:07Ah.

0:04:07 > 0:04:08Um...

0:04:08 > 0:04:10Er...

0:04:10 > 0:04:11You see the thing is, Mr Nunn,

0:04:11 > 0:04:13I only need one person for my study.

0:04:13 > 0:04:14Start with a run.

0:04:14 > 0:04:17You can study who's the sweatiest when we get back.

0:04:17 > 0:04:18Shall we say two miles?

0:04:18 > 0:04:20Let's make it five.

0:04:20 > 0:04:21Oh?

0:04:21 > 0:04:22Over hurdles.

0:04:22 > 0:04:24- Great.- Come on, then.

0:04:26 > 0:04:28What are you doing?

0:04:28 > 0:04:30I don't know.

0:04:30 > 0:04:32He's just SO annoying.

0:04:34 > 0:04:37# Feel like an imbecile in this tiny outfit,

0:04:37 > 0:04:40# That's made about the size of one of Santa's little elves

0:04:40 > 0:04:43# Thanks, Nunn, you picked it up from the lost and found.

0:04:43 > 0:04:46# Now I have to run and I don't want to do leaps or bounds

0:04:46 > 0:04:48# Or hurdles, I'm not ready for that

0:04:48 > 0:04:50# I over-reacted when Nunn started taking the mick

0:04:50 > 0:04:54# In front of Lizzie but now I'm going to look more silly

0:04:54 > 0:04:55# Running around on a special day

0:04:55 > 0:04:57- BOTH:- # Like our anniversary

0:04:57 > 0:05:00# A good day's gone bad then got worse for me

0:05:00 > 0:05:03# Me and Dexter should be spending time romantically

0:05:03 > 0:05:05# I was hoping that our day would go perfectly

0:05:05 > 0:05:08# Instead, I'm stuck with a stopwatch like a referee

0:05:08 > 0:05:10# This is definitely not the day I wanted

0:05:10 > 0:05:14# I've got to rehearse, this competition's almost coming

0:05:14 > 0:05:16# I thought he wanted to win, but obviously he doesn't

0:05:16 > 0:05:18# Guess he's a no show.

0:05:18 > 0:05:19# Where's Zero when you want him?

0:05:19 > 0:05:22# Stuck in detention twiddling pencils

0:05:22 > 0:05:25# Should I mention I should be busting dance moves

0:05:25 > 0:05:27# Getting screams from the female fans

0:05:27 > 0:05:29# Paparazzi snapping pictures at me

0:05:29 > 0:05:30# Back to reality, I'm actually

0:05:30 > 0:05:33# Sitting here letting the side down so tragically

0:05:33 > 0:05:36# Bet Clem is mad at me, a good day went bad for me

0:05:36 > 0:05:39- ALL:- # A good day went bad for me

0:05:39 > 0:05:41# A good day went bad for me

0:05:41 > 0:05:42# And all the time I'm thinking...

0:05:42 > 0:05:45# I really wanted this to be a good day

0:05:45 > 0:05:48# So why is nothing ever going my way?

0:05:48 > 0:05:51# I really wanted this to be a good day

0:05:51 > 0:05:53# So why is nothing ever going my way?

0:05:53 > 0:05:56# I really wanted this to be a good day

0:05:56 > 0:05:59# So why is nothing ever going my way?

0:05:59 > 0:06:02# Got to turn it around somehow, understood?

0:06:02 > 0:06:05# Get to rehearsals and turn a bad day good. #

0:06:07 > 0:06:10Nice of you to show up to rehearsals.

0:06:10 > 0:06:11Slacker.

0:06:11 > 0:06:13Come on, I had detention.

0:06:13 > 0:06:15I'll be there lunchtime.

0:06:15 > 0:06:16Yeah, you better be.

0:06:16 > 0:06:18How can you show up for rehearsal at lunch

0:06:18 > 0:06:21if Ding-Dong's got you in detention?

0:06:21 > 0:06:22I'll think of something.

0:06:22 > 0:06:25You shouldn't have been monkeying with that drone.

0:06:25 > 0:06:27But all-day detention is a bit harsh.

0:06:27 > 0:06:29I wonder what he's got going on at home.

0:06:29 > 0:06:31What's going on is Bell's got it in for me.

0:06:31 > 0:06:33You know, I read an article about a school

0:06:33 > 0:06:36where a panel of pupils decide punishments and stuff.

0:06:36 > 0:06:37That way,

0:06:37 > 0:06:40if a teacher doesn't like you, it doesn't matter.

0:06:40 > 0:06:43Say that again.

0:06:43 > 0:06:44Kids choosing the punishments.

0:06:45 > 0:06:47Awesome idea.

0:06:48 > 0:06:51This area is reserved for QUIET reading.

0:06:52 > 0:06:54Ssh.

0:06:54 > 0:06:56I was merely pointing out that...

0:06:56 > 0:06:57Ssh.

0:06:57 > 0:06:59My role here requires me to...

0:06:59 > 0:07:00Ssssh.

0:07:02 > 0:07:04You are all extremely annoying.

0:07:04 > 0:07:07I'm so taking this to Goodman to get my day in court.

0:07:10 > 0:07:12See you later!

0:07:12 > 0:07:14- And next time, you...- Ssh!

0:07:15 > 0:07:16EXASPERATED SIGH

0:07:22 > 0:07:23Pathetic.

0:07:23 > 0:07:25I've seen year sevens having an asthma attack

0:07:25 > 0:07:26finish faster than that.

0:07:26 > 0:07:28It's the shorts.

0:07:28 > 0:07:29The shorts were too tight.

0:07:29 > 0:07:30Don't worry.

0:07:30 > 0:07:32You did very well.

0:07:32 > 0:07:34- You were never going to win.- Eh?

0:07:34 > 0:07:36He's... I mean...

0:07:38 > 0:07:39..and you're...

0:07:39 > 0:07:41It doesn't matter.

0:07:41 > 0:07:43Oi, Nunn.

0:07:43 > 0:07:46- Ready for the next challenge? The mental one.- What?

0:07:46 > 0:07:49Battle of the brains? Bring it on.

0:07:49 > 0:07:50Well, let's do it!

0:07:50 > 0:07:53In, er, 15 minutes.

0:07:53 > 0:07:55Pathetic.

0:08:00 > 0:08:01A pupils' court?

0:08:01 > 0:08:04Surely they'll just let each other get away with murder?

0:08:04 > 0:08:07Deep down every child knows right from wrong...

0:08:08 > 0:08:11..and Nero seemed very sincere about the whole thing.

0:08:11 > 0:08:13Johnson, of course.

0:08:13 > 0:08:14Of course.

0:08:14 > 0:08:16It was HIS idea.

0:08:16 > 0:08:17Why am I not surprised?

0:08:17 > 0:08:20We might as well dispense with punishment entirely.

0:08:20 > 0:08:22Oh, Crispin.

0:08:23 > 0:08:24That is a bold idea.

0:08:28 > 0:08:32But let's see how Nero's idea works out first, shall we?

0:08:33 > 0:08:35Ta-da!

0:08:39 > 0:08:41Judging, here I come.

0:08:42 > 0:08:44Is that how judges dress?

0:08:44 > 0:08:46I had to borrow these from lost property,

0:08:46 > 0:08:48cos my other clothes got covered in drink.

0:08:48 > 0:08:52Nero Johnson is so going to regret making fun of me.

0:08:52 > 0:08:55Sitting in a room all break sounds well boring.

0:08:55 > 0:08:58I'll bring sna-a-acks!

0:08:58 > 0:09:00I'm in.

0:09:00 > 0:09:02We'll punish Nero, then drop out.

0:09:02 > 0:09:04Come on, it'll be fun.

0:09:07 > 0:09:08You need to get out more.

0:09:10 > 0:09:12- I'll be out in five.- You think?

0:09:12 > 0:09:14Someone's bound to have seen you fly that drone.

0:09:14 > 0:09:17- You know what you need? - Nothing but my mad charm.

0:09:17 > 0:09:18You need me as your lawyer.

0:09:18 > 0:09:21A sound legal mind making carefully thought-out arguments.

0:09:21 > 0:09:23I'm an avid fan of Judge Judy.

0:09:23 > 0:09:25It's all right, fam, it won't take long.

0:09:30 > 0:09:33Oh, Nero, brilliant.

0:09:33 > 0:09:34Come in.

0:09:34 > 0:09:37So, you sit down there,

0:09:37 > 0:09:39and then we'll get started.

0:09:39 > 0:09:42Now, Mr Bell, I understand

0:09:42 > 0:09:44that someone was struck by a...

0:09:44 > 0:09:48a flying drone camera in the playground.

0:09:48 > 0:09:49That's correct.

0:09:49 > 0:09:53It was obviously Nero Johnson, which is why I gave him a detention.

0:09:55 > 0:09:57It weren't mine.

0:09:57 > 0:09:58Guilty.

0:09:58 > 0:10:00- Guilty?- Right!

0:10:00 > 0:10:04Such decisiveness, such confidence, great.

0:10:04 > 0:10:07Oi, defendant.

0:10:07 > 0:10:09You didn't want detention.

0:10:09 > 0:10:11Something about rehearsing dance moves.

0:10:11 > 0:10:14It's to do with this wicked thing that I'm doing with Clem.

0:10:14 > 0:10:16We ban you from dancing for... a month.

0:10:19 > 0:10:21No. No way.

0:10:21 > 0:10:24The court has absolute power, I'm afraid.

0:10:24 > 0:10:25I take it all back.

0:10:25 > 0:10:28This pupil court is a wonderful idea.

0:10:31 > 0:10:32Test subjects...

0:10:33 > 0:10:38..please tell me how many keys there are on a grand piano?

0:10:38 > 0:10:41What? That's not fair. He's a music teacher!

0:10:41 > 0:10:4388.

0:10:43 > 0:10:46There better be some sports questions coming up.

0:10:46 > 0:10:50Who won the Nobel Prize for Physics in 1921?

0:10:59 > 0:11:01Oh, blow this for a game of soldiers.

0:11:01 > 0:11:02You win this one, Harris. Fine.

0:11:02 > 0:11:05That's 1-1. What's the decider?

0:11:05 > 0:11:06Nothing.

0:11:06 > 0:11:08Er, study's finished, I'm afraid,

0:11:08 > 0:11:11- but thank you both so much for your involvement.- Back off, love.

0:11:11 > 0:11:13This is now a matter for men.

0:11:13 > 0:11:15- Arm wrestling?- Chess?

0:11:15 > 0:11:17- Football?- Sonnet composition?

0:11:17 > 0:11:21OK. How about first person to finish everything off the school menu?

0:11:21 > 0:11:22That's idiotic.

0:11:22 > 0:11:25Oh, is chicken on the menu, too?

0:11:25 > 0:11:26All right, game on.

0:11:26 > 0:11:28May the best stomach win.

0:11:28 > 0:11:30See ya.

0:11:33 > 0:11:35That was awesome.

0:11:35 > 0:11:39- Almost worth being dressed like a jumble sales reject then.- Almost.

0:11:39 > 0:11:40Where do you think you're going?

0:11:40 > 0:11:43Er, yeah, we quit.

0:11:43 > 0:11:46We felt sorry punishing Nero,

0:11:46 > 0:11:48seeing his little sad face.

0:11:48 > 0:11:50You mean you've had your revenge...

0:11:50 > 0:11:53and now you want to leave? Hm?

0:11:53 > 0:11:55I don't think so.

0:11:55 > 0:11:57Sit back down, and do your court-appointed duty.

0:11:57 > 0:11:59Next case.

0:11:59 > 0:12:03Filthy knock-knock joke in geography, I'm afraid,

0:12:03 > 0:12:05and there's 20 more where he came from.

0:12:05 > 0:12:06Come on!

0:12:08 > 0:12:10This ain't fun,

0:12:10 > 0:12:13and there ain't no snacks.

0:12:13 > 0:12:15I'm silently judging you.

0:12:19 > 0:12:21He's late...again.

0:12:21 > 0:12:22I could stand in for him.

0:12:22 > 0:12:26How hard is all that jerky bopping he does, any road?

0:12:26 > 0:12:27I'll think about it.

0:12:27 > 0:12:29I'd well like to be in a band.

0:12:29 > 0:12:31We're not a band. We're a crew.

0:12:31 > 0:12:34We could call ourselves Bike Shed Massive,

0:12:34 > 0:12:37or The Bus Queue Crew,

0:12:37 > 0:12:39or School Dinners,

0:12:39 > 0:12:41but with a k and a z.

0:12:41 > 0:12:43I done a list.

0:12:43 > 0:12:45You're SO good at coming up with names, Leesh.

0:12:45 > 0:12:47You should be in her band.

0:12:47 > 0:12:48Crew.

0:12:48 > 0:12:50And shut up.

0:12:50 > 0:12:51Oi.

0:12:51 > 0:12:52All right?

0:12:57 > 0:13:00Come on, then. We haven't got all day. You know?

0:13:00 > 0:13:02Can't have that in the way when I bust a move.

0:13:04 > 0:13:06Scoot, scoot... There we go.

0:13:06 > 0:13:08R&B TRACK PLAYS

0:13:14 > 0:13:16Nero Johnson!

0:13:16 > 0:13:17MUSIC STOPS

0:13:17 > 0:13:19You're banned from dancing.

0:13:19 > 0:13:22Oh, come on, sir, like, banning me from dancing, that's not fair.

0:13:22 > 0:13:24Out of my hands, I'm afraid.

0:13:24 > 0:13:27We'll have to see what the court has to say.

0:13:33 > 0:13:36Oi, Zero.

0:13:36 > 0:13:38I'm doing this video with or without you.

0:13:42 > 0:13:44Notorious Homework,

0:13:44 > 0:13:47SAT's Entertainment,

0:13:47 > 0:13:48Ice Ice Elmsmere.

0:13:59 > 0:14:02You've bitten off more than you can chew, Harris.

0:14:04 > 0:14:06# Why do I keep getting pulled

0:14:06 > 0:14:08# Pulled into this childish behaviour?

0:14:08 > 0:14:09# Why? Just wanted alone time with Lizzie

0:14:09 > 0:14:12# But I'm scoffing food like a barbaric caveman

0:14:12 > 0:14:13- # All because...- All because... - All because

0:14:13 > 0:14:15# Nunn keeps making me look silly

0:14:15 > 0:14:17# In front of my girlfriend, really?

0:14:17 > 0:14:18# Am I worried what she thinks of me?

0:14:18 > 0:14:20# I'm a genetic freak of nature

0:14:20 > 0:14:22# A mutant in shorts and trainers

0:14:22 > 0:14:23# With the heart of a wolf

0:14:23 > 0:14:25# The gall bladder of an extraterrestrial alien

0:14:25 > 0:14:27# If they have one, it would be strong

0:14:27 > 0:14:28# As strong as my spleen

0:14:28 > 0:14:30# Lower intestine, I'll readily win

0:14:30 > 0:14:33# Cos I'm so much better than him

0:14:33 > 0:14:36# Why would Dexter do this foolish challenge? It's so stupid

0:14:36 > 0:14:40# He may as well have got himself an arrow, aimed at Cupid

0:14:40 > 0:14:42# This is so unflattering, quite embarrassing

0:14:42 > 0:14:44# Maybe he's bored of me

0:14:44 > 0:14:47# Perhaps someone else is better than...me?

0:14:47 > 0:14:49# Has she had enough? Yep Is she going to leave? No!

0:14:49 > 0:14:51# If I lose this battle, most definitely

0:14:51 > 0:14:53# She's over and out, I'll never see her again

0:14:53 > 0:14:54# She'll be gone with the wind

0:14:54 > 0:14:56# When she sees she's better than him

0:14:56 > 0:14:57# That him is me, that upsets me

0:14:57 > 0:14:59# They say what's meant to be will be

0:14:59 > 0:15:01# So better prove no-one's better than me

0:15:01 > 0:15:03- BOTH:- # No-one's better than me

0:15:03 > 0:15:05# No-one's better than me

0:15:05 > 0:15:08# How many pies do I have to eat?

0:15:08 > 0:15:10# No-one's better than me

0:15:10 > 0:15:12# No-one's better than me

0:15:13 > 0:15:15# No-one's better than me. #

0:15:20 > 0:15:21Ah...

0:15:24 > 0:15:25DEXTER LAUGHS

0:15:27 > 0:15:29I won! Nunn couldn't manage the treacle sponge.

0:15:29 > 0:15:30Well done.

0:15:30 > 0:15:32It's a red letter day for science.

0:15:36 > 0:15:38We were going to spend the day together.

0:15:38 > 0:15:41- I know, but...- I'd arranged a surprise for us this evening,

0:15:41 > 0:15:43but perhaps you'd like to take Mr Nunn instead?

0:15:43 > 0:15:45I'm sorry? Of course, I don't want to go with Nunn.

0:15:45 > 0:15:47- What is it?- Dinner.

0:15:47 > 0:15:49HIS STOMACH GROWLS

0:15:49 > 0:15:52I can get a salad or something.

0:15:52 > 0:15:55- I just want to be with you. - It doesn't seem like it.

0:15:58 > 0:15:59I was just trying to impress you,

0:15:59 > 0:16:02so you wouldn't dump me for someone better.

0:16:04 > 0:16:06There's no-one better than you.

0:16:06 > 0:16:10Well, I suspect you're mistaken, but thank you.

0:16:10 > 0:16:15I can't wait to see the look on your face when I give you your present.

0:16:15 > 0:16:19And I can't wait to see the look on yours, when I give you yours.

0:16:28 > 0:16:30Could you do me a favour and go buy a present for Lizzie?

0:16:30 > 0:16:32You buy her presents?

0:16:32 > 0:16:35It's a special occasion. I'd go myself but I'm stuck in classes.

0:16:35 > 0:16:36OK. Well, what do you want?

0:16:36 > 0:16:38Chocolates or flowers? What's best?

0:16:38 > 0:16:41Get her a ball. She could have more fun with that.

0:16:41 > 0:16:43She's not really the sporty type.

0:16:43 > 0:16:47Get her one of them squeaky chew toys then, they love those.

0:16:47 > 0:16:49I'm not buying a present for a dog.

0:16:49 > 0:16:50Well, make your mind up.

0:16:50 > 0:16:52You'll confuse her.

0:16:52 > 0:16:55Isaac, I need a bunch of flowers for a human,

0:16:55 > 0:16:56the biggest bouquet in the shop,

0:16:56 > 0:16:58and no chew toys.

0:17:02 > 0:17:04Um...

0:17:04 > 0:17:07For the crime of scribbling on desks,

0:17:07 > 0:17:08we sentence you to...

0:17:10 > 0:17:11..to...

0:17:14 > 0:17:15..scribble on yourself.

0:17:15 > 0:17:18Yeah, like 100 lines of "I will not scribble" and that.

0:17:18 > 0:17:19Now get out.

0:17:22 > 0:17:26Coming up with punishments that fit the crimes is well hard.

0:17:26 > 0:17:28I don't think this much in lessons.

0:17:28 > 0:17:29Ahem.

0:17:29 > 0:17:31Tell you what...

0:17:31 > 0:17:33Let me come up with the punishments,

0:17:33 > 0:17:37and I'll think about letting you stand down as judges? Hm?

0:17:37 > 0:17:38- Deal.- You got it.

0:17:41 > 0:17:44Next case.

0:17:44 > 0:17:45Ah, Johnson.

0:17:46 > 0:17:49Owen Garland. Acting for Nero Johnson.

0:17:49 > 0:17:51You're no lawyer, Garfield, scram.

0:17:51 > 0:17:53Justice demands representation,

0:17:53 > 0:17:56and the law demands this dance ban be dropped.

0:17:56 > 0:17:57To quote Justice Arden,

0:17:57 > 0:17:59in the 2011 Leeds Group versus Leeds City Council,

0:17:59 > 0:18:02AKA the case of the interrupted Morris dancers...

0:18:02 > 0:18:03Make him stop.

0:18:03 > 0:18:06- The quality of mercy is not strained.- My ears.

0:18:06 > 0:18:08Nil desperandum, experto crede.

0:18:10 > 0:18:12..and this retrospective legislation

0:18:12 > 0:18:15thwarts the exercise of one of the most fundamental...

0:18:15 > 0:18:18OK. OK.

0:18:18 > 0:18:19We'll drop the dance ban.

0:18:19 > 0:18:20Really?

0:18:20 > 0:18:23Instead, your new punishment...

0:18:24 > 0:18:25New punishment?

0:18:30 > 0:18:34..is to stay behind after school and wash Mr Bell's car.

0:18:35 > 0:18:37Oh!

0:18:37 > 0:18:39Two coats of wax, please,

0:18:39 > 0:18:42and buff up the tyres, they're looking very muddy.

0:18:48 > 0:18:50Good news.

0:18:50 > 0:18:51The dancing ban is lifted.

0:18:51 > 0:18:54Bad news, Mr Bell's making me wash his car after school.

0:18:54 > 0:18:56Fine. I'll find another dancer.

0:18:56 > 0:18:58- Yay!- Not you.- Ohh.

0:18:58 > 0:19:01But we could shoot tomorrow morning? Still make the deadline?

0:19:01 > 0:19:03I ain't changing no more plans for you.

0:19:03 > 0:19:06If you can't make it tonight, then tough, you're out.

0:19:08 > 0:19:10Come on. Clem!

0:19:17 > 0:19:19Baker?

0:19:19 > 0:19:21I like your style, yeah.

0:19:21 > 0:19:23How'd you like to join my crew?

0:19:23 > 0:19:25- This is a bribe, isn't it? - HE SIGHS

0:19:25 > 0:19:29OK. We're shooting a video today after school.

0:19:29 > 0:19:31I need you to let me off this car wash madness.

0:19:31 > 0:19:35You should've thought about that before you flew a drone at me.

0:19:37 > 0:19:38BACKING TRACK STARTS

0:19:38 > 0:19:40Order in the courts.

0:19:40 > 0:19:42The defendant Nero Johnson is charged with

0:19:42 > 0:19:43making a fool out of Amber.

0:19:43 > 0:19:46Present in the court room today are the defendant, his attorney,

0:19:46 > 0:19:47and the deputy prosecutor.

0:19:47 > 0:19:50I ask the jury to affirm that they will listen to this case,

0:19:50 > 0:19:54and render a true verdict and fair sentence for the defendant.

0:19:54 > 0:19:56Mr Johnson, please give your opening statement.

0:19:56 > 0:19:58# Just harmless fun, an average day at Elmsmere

0:19:58 > 0:20:02# Minding my own business until Eli flew a drone in

0:20:02 > 0:20:04# I was in the playground I can't lie

0:20:04 > 0:20:06# Man, it looked so fun, yeah, course I had to try

0:20:06 > 0:20:09# But on the flipside, Amber's too uptight

0:20:09 > 0:20:11# Now it's me being questioned with the who, what, why?

0:20:11 > 0:20:13# She should learn to take a joke

0:20:13 > 0:20:15# Besides, I weren't the only one laughing

0:20:15 > 0:20:17# So why am I paying the price?

0:20:17 > 0:20:19# Mr Johnson, your story's preposterous

0:20:19 > 0:20:22# Laughing at others' misfortunes is monstrous

0:20:22 > 0:20:24# Perhaps you need to think about your own actions

0:20:24 > 0:20:26# Imagine you had drink poured over your front

0:20:26 > 0:20:27- LAUGHTER - # It's not very nice

0:20:27 > 0:20:30# It's clear in my eyes When you weigh up the evidence

0:20:30 > 0:20:31# You're guilty for life... #

0:20:31 > 0:20:35- No, no, come on.- He's guilty.- Don't put me down.- He's guilty.- Come on.

0:20:35 > 0:20:36He IS guilty

0:20:36 > 0:20:39- # Guilty.- Not guilty.- Guilty. - Not guilty.- Guilty.- Not guilty

0:20:39 > 0:20:43- # Guilty.- Not guilty.- Guilty. - Not guilty.- Guilty.- Not guilty

0:20:43 > 0:20:47- # Guilty.- Not guilty. - He is...- Guilty.- Not guilty

0:20:47 > 0:20:48- # Guilty.- Not guilty

0:20:48 > 0:20:49- GAVEL BANGS - # Guilty.- Not guilty.

0:20:49 > 0:20:51- # Guilty.- Not guilty

0:20:51 > 0:20:52- # Guilty.- Maybe...

0:20:52 > 0:20:53# Maybe I am

0:20:53 > 0:20:54# OK, I am

0:20:54 > 0:20:56- # Guilty.- He is... - I'm guilty. #

0:20:59 > 0:21:00You know what? You're right.

0:21:00 > 0:21:02I was in the wrong, here.

0:21:03 > 0:21:06I do deserve all this. I really do.

0:21:06 > 0:21:07I'm sorry.

0:21:07 > 0:21:09Hey.

0:21:09 > 0:21:12I would have let you off, but...

0:21:12 > 0:21:14we done a deal with Ding-Dong.

0:21:15 > 0:21:16Oh.

0:21:19 > 0:21:20Spill.

0:21:23 > 0:21:24Isaac?

0:21:24 > 0:21:26Wait, have you actually moved?

0:21:26 > 0:21:27Is that the same biscuit?

0:21:27 > 0:21:29Don't have a go. I've done your thing.

0:21:32 > 0:21:33Biggest thing in the shop.

0:21:33 > 0:21:35Talk about value for money.

0:21:35 > 0:21:37But...

0:21:37 > 0:21:38I wanted a romantic gesture.

0:21:38 > 0:21:40Flowers die in a few days.

0:21:40 > 0:21:42This thing will last forever,

0:21:42 > 0:21:45plus the spikes mean it won't get eaten by a horse.

0:21:45 > 0:21:46Thanks.

0:21:46 > 0:21:47Thanks a lot.

0:21:50 > 0:21:53Who buys their dog flowers, anyway?

0:22:03 > 0:22:05There you go, sir.

0:22:05 > 0:22:07Car wash all finished.

0:22:07 > 0:22:09- I will check, you know?- Do!

0:22:09 > 0:22:11It looks mint. Well shiny.

0:22:11 > 0:22:13Puts your shoes to shame.

0:22:13 > 0:22:15Hmm...yes.

0:22:15 > 0:22:17I suppose they could do with a polish.

0:22:17 > 0:22:19Mm. And that jacket too, sir.

0:22:19 > 0:22:20That's due for a dry clean.

0:22:22 > 0:22:25Why the sudden interest in my appearance?

0:22:25 > 0:22:26I don't care.

0:22:26 > 0:22:30But what with that Mrs Goodman, I'd be dressing to impress.

0:22:31 > 0:22:32Hmm.

0:22:44 > 0:22:47Your punishment is to clean Mr Bell's whiteboard.

0:22:49 > 0:22:53Your punishment is to take Mr Bell's jacket to the dry cleaners.

0:22:55 > 0:22:58Polish Mr Bell's shoes.

0:23:01 > 0:23:03Do Mr Bell's...

0:23:04 > 0:23:07..full shipping.

0:23:07 > 0:23:08Food shopping.

0:23:10 > 0:23:11What's next?

0:23:11 > 0:23:13The court calls Crispin Bell.

0:23:15 > 0:23:17What are you doing here?

0:23:17 > 0:23:19How fares justice, Crispin?

0:23:19 > 0:23:23- Oh, well, it's his turn to be punished, Miss.- Oh!

0:23:23 > 0:23:25This court has no authority over me.

0:23:26 > 0:23:29The court has absolute power, didn't you say, sir?

0:23:29 > 0:23:30Ooh!

0:23:30 > 0:23:31How exciting.

0:23:37 > 0:23:39How much longer?

0:23:39 > 0:23:45Oh, I'm just re-calibrating the giro...thingies.

0:23:45 > 0:23:47- It's going to be a while. - Eli, quit stalling.

0:23:47 > 0:23:50Nero ain't coming and we're doing this without him.

0:23:50 > 0:23:53Yeah. The Playground Posse don't wait for no-one.

0:23:57 > 0:23:59Sing-along Syndicate?

0:24:03 > 0:24:05I put it to you, Mr Bell,

0:24:05 > 0:24:10that you've been using the court to get all of your whack chores done.

0:24:10 > 0:24:12I'm not even going to dignify that with an answer.

0:24:16 > 0:24:17Oh.

0:24:19 > 0:24:21Do you want the dry cleaner to sew this button on?

0:24:23 > 0:24:25They were merely a few random suggestions

0:24:25 > 0:24:27for the benefit of the court.

0:24:27 > 0:24:29He said if we handed them out,

0:24:29 > 0:24:31he'd let us off being judges.

0:24:32 > 0:24:35Children. Such active imaginations.

0:24:35 > 0:24:37Sir? We assembled your bookcase.

0:24:38 > 0:24:39All right.

0:24:39 > 0:24:43I may have benefited slightly from some of the punishments

0:24:43 > 0:24:47that I drew up, but I was acting in the court's best interest.

0:24:47 > 0:24:49Nah.

0:24:49 > 0:24:50He gave us a big list.

0:24:52 > 0:24:53Deal is...

0:24:53 > 0:24:57we let you off, and you let us walk, and that includes them.

0:24:57 > 0:24:59We shut this whole thing down, go back to detentions.

0:24:59 > 0:25:01CLAMOUR

0:25:03 > 0:25:04You're free to go.

0:25:04 > 0:25:06- CHEERING - Go!

0:25:09 > 0:25:11Democracy in action.

0:25:12 > 0:25:13Isn't it wonderful?

0:25:15 > 0:25:18Hey, come back with my jacket, and my shoes.

0:25:19 > 0:25:21Oi...

0:25:21 > 0:25:23That's how you win a court case.

0:25:24 > 0:25:26Um, thank you, Dexter.

0:25:26 > 0:25:28It's a cactus.

0:25:29 > 0:25:32You know, I wasn't expecting a present.

0:25:32 > 0:25:34I just wanted to get you something.

0:25:34 > 0:25:35A cupcake.

0:25:35 > 0:25:36That's perfect.

0:25:36 > 0:25:38Happy anniversary, Lizzie Baker.

0:25:38 > 0:25:39What is going on here?!

0:25:39 > 0:25:41I see what you're doing.

0:25:41 > 0:25:44Giving her a lift so she'll say you've won.

0:25:44 > 0:25:47- Absolutely not. - What's she doing in your car, then?

0:25:47 > 0:25:50I was just breaking the news to Mr Harris that you came out on top

0:25:50 > 0:25:51in my study.

0:25:51 > 0:25:53Um, data analysis proved you were the best.

0:25:53 > 0:25:55Hah! In your face, Harris.

0:25:55 > 0:25:57Science proves you're a waste of space.

0:25:59 > 0:26:02I'll never hear the last of this.

0:26:02 > 0:26:05Let's just forget about him, and get back to our anniversary.

0:26:05 > 0:26:06You're right.

0:26:06 > 0:26:08Absolutely, of course.

0:26:10 > 0:26:13..right after I show him who's really the best.

0:26:13 > 0:26:15Dexter! Dexter!

0:26:16 > 0:26:18It wasn't even a real study.

0:26:18 > 0:26:20He's tired. I can beat him this time!

0:26:21 > 0:26:23# Who do you think you are?

0:26:23 > 0:26:25# Who do you think you are... #

0:26:25 > 0:26:27Wow! That's great!

0:26:27 > 0:26:30Camera work's pretty good, isn't it?

0:26:30 > 0:26:32See, I told you I've got moves.

0:26:36 > 0:26:38The song was hype,

0:26:38 > 0:26:41so remember me when you're famous, innit?

0:26:41 > 0:26:43Well, I ain't uploading it.

0:26:43 > 0:26:44What?

0:26:44 > 0:26:46It's missing something.

0:26:46 > 0:26:48Doesn't feel right.

0:26:48 > 0:26:49Let's do it again.

0:26:54 > 0:26:55You coming?

0:26:57 > 0:26:59What? You reckon I'm the something missing?

0:26:59 > 0:27:02Nah, just need someone to stop Eleesha joining in.

0:27:02 > 0:27:03SHE GASPS

0:27:12 > 0:27:14I knew you couldn't do it without me.

0:27:14 > 0:27:17# I make the rules round here

0:27:17 > 0:27:20# Who do you think you are?

0:27:20 > 0:27:22# I'm the boss round here

0:27:22 > 0:27:24# Who do you think you are?

0:27:24 > 0:27:27# I make the rules... #

0:27:27 > 0:27:29Loitering on school premises.

0:27:29 > 0:27:31That's a detention. The lot of you.

0:27:34 > 0:27:37How many detentions do you think I can get for dive-bombing a teacher?

0:27:37 > 0:27:40Hey, as your lawyer, I have to advise against that.

0:27:40 > 0:27:43- Give it here!- Er, lads?- Stop! - Whoa!- Stop!

0:27:46 > 0:27:47Oh.

0:27:47 > 0:27:48Come back!

0:27:50 > 0:27:53- # Can't live with 'em - And you can't kick 'em out

0:27:53 > 0:27:55- # When they're up they rub it in your face.- Kick you when you're down

0:27:55 > 0:27:58- # But when no-one understands them - You know what they're on about

0:27:58 > 0:28:00- # Always gonna be around - Gotta find a common ground

0:28:00 > 0:28:04# If you know so much about me

0:28:04 > 0:28:05# Where do I go from here?

0:28:05 > 0:28:08- # You see 'em every day - You can never get away

0:28:08 > 0:28:09# Only time that you're the boss?

0:28:09 > 0:28:11# 4 o'clock. #