0:00:06 > 0:00:10# Where do you go when you know nobody can understand you?
0:00:10 > 0:00:12# When it's just too much to handle?
0:00:12 > 0:00:15# What do you do when you end up somewhere you never planned to?
0:00:15 > 0:00:17# Washed out, stressed out like it was shampoo
0:00:17 > 0:00:20# You should stay It can change
0:00:20 > 0:00:23# There's good days and bad days
0:00:23 > 0:00:26# But one day down the line this time is sure to stop
0:00:26 > 0:00:28# So the only time is now 4 O'Clock
0:00:28 > 0:00:30# 4 O'Clock, 4 O'Clock, 4 O'Clock. #
0:00:37 > 0:00:38What's all that?
0:00:38 > 0:00:40Goodman hasn't told us what we're doing today
0:00:40 > 0:00:43so I've prepared a few advance thoughts just in case.
0:00:43 > 0:00:47"A Mandate To Re-educate - Teaching The Unteachable"?
0:00:47 > 0:00:48What are you taking?
0:00:50 > 0:00:52A sandwich.
0:00:52 > 0:00:55And I am out of here! Have fun at school...
0:00:55 > 0:00:56losers.
0:00:56 > 0:00:59- Erm, you're not going anywhere. - I'm meeting my mates.
0:00:59 > 0:01:02School's shut and you've got training day, remember?
0:01:02 > 0:01:04And you've got a ton of homework, remember?
0:01:04 > 0:01:06Oh, come on, Dexter!
0:01:06 > 0:01:09Why don't you just chain me to the radiator and be done with it?
0:01:09 > 0:01:11DOORBELL RINGS
0:01:11 > 0:01:13I will if it means you do your homework!
0:01:15 > 0:01:18Problem - there's no-one at home to keep an eye on my sister.
0:01:18 > 0:01:22I told you, I'll just go round to my friend's.
0:01:22 > 0:01:25- You are not wandering the streets. - Leave it with me.
0:01:31 > 0:01:35Babysit? What is this, ruin Nero's life day?
0:01:35 > 0:01:36Mate, help us out here.
0:01:38 > 0:01:3940 quid.
0:01:39 > 0:01:4015.
0:01:40 > 0:01:4240!
0:01:42 > 0:01:4320.
0:01:43 > 0:01:4540.
0:01:46 > 0:01:48Done.
0:01:48 > 0:01:51Amber, behave for Nero, please.
0:01:51 > 0:01:54- Do what he says.- Why?
0:01:54 > 0:01:57Because I've got age and maturity on my side, Amber.
0:01:57 > 0:02:00See you later. Do your homework and don't set fire to anything.
0:02:00 > 0:02:02Got it.
0:02:12 > 0:02:14OK.
0:02:14 > 0:02:16Er, you're supposed to be looking after me.
0:02:16 > 0:02:20And I'm still going to, just not here. Go on.
0:02:20 > 0:02:21Go on, go.
0:02:25 > 0:02:27Yeah.
0:02:27 > 0:02:29The cinema, ten minutes, yeah.
0:02:30 > 0:02:33We've got a teenager for the day. Reckons he's in charge.
0:02:42 > 0:02:45- Sorry I'm late, just buying these.- Eggs?
0:02:45 > 0:02:47Why can't you eat popcorn like normal people?
0:02:47 > 0:02:49No, they're my mother's eggs.
0:02:49 > 0:02:53No, no, she's not a chicken, they're from the farmers' market.
0:02:53 > 0:02:56It's only on till ten and they're biodynamic, so...
0:02:56 > 0:02:58Anyone want to bet they're all smashed by the end of the day?
0:02:58 > 0:03:02No, he'll have one left at least. He's not a complete idiot.
0:03:02 > 0:03:05And we won't let anything happen to those poor eggs.
0:03:05 > 0:03:06No, I'm with Clem.
0:03:06 > 0:03:08I mean, look at him.
0:03:08 > 0:03:11Hello, I am standing right here!
0:03:11 > 0:03:15All right, rules say we're not allowed to touch the eggs.
0:03:15 > 0:03:17If he has any left by the end of the day,
0:03:17 > 0:03:19Eli and Eleesha win.
0:03:19 > 0:03:21- If not...- Me and Clem win.
0:03:21 > 0:03:23Nothing is going to happen to them!
0:03:23 > 0:03:24Nothing.
0:03:28 > 0:03:30Back a bit.
0:03:30 > 0:03:31Left hand down.
0:03:31 > 0:03:33Little bit more.
0:03:33 > 0:03:35Ah, too far.
0:03:37 > 0:03:40I know how to drive a car, Dexter.
0:03:40 > 0:03:42You seem to be struggling.
0:03:42 > 0:03:44That's because you keep distracting me.
0:03:44 > 0:03:46HORN HONKS
0:03:46 > 0:03:48No, I was only trying to help.
0:03:48 > 0:03:50I have an honours degree in science education,
0:03:50 > 0:03:51I think I know how to park a car.
0:03:51 > 0:03:53You know, if you parked over there...
0:03:53 > 0:03:56Give up, Dexter! You don't always have to be right.
0:03:56 > 0:03:59"I'm Mr Harris, I can't stand to lose."
0:03:59 > 0:04:01That is not true.
0:04:01 > 0:04:04See? You can't even stand to lose this argument!
0:04:05 > 0:04:07But... I... Lizzie!
0:04:14 > 0:04:15Lizzie, listen, can I...?
0:04:17 > 0:04:20- What's all this?- I don't know. I was expecting the usual guff -
0:04:20 > 0:04:23don't throw balls at the kids, don't shove the slow ones,
0:04:23 > 0:04:26treat them all the same, even the idiots.
0:04:26 > 0:04:28Good morning, everybody.
0:04:28 > 0:04:29How are we all today?
0:04:29 > 0:04:32Ready for the most vigorous of assessments,
0:04:32 > 0:04:34but may I just share with you
0:04:34 > 0:04:37my most recent thoughts on modern education?
0:04:37 > 0:04:39That is marvellous, Crispin.
0:04:40 > 0:04:42But just for today,
0:04:42 > 0:04:48let's park all those nasty formal thoughts about the day job, hm?
0:04:48 > 0:04:51And I'm not going to be assessing anybody.
0:04:51 > 0:04:56It's all about working together as a team
0:04:56 > 0:04:57and having fun.
0:05:00 > 0:05:04- It's all fun until it's staff downsizing.- Really?- Yes.
0:05:04 > 0:05:06She just wants us off-guard and then she will pounce.
0:05:06 > 0:05:09You really think she won't notice who wins?
0:05:09 > 0:05:13Unbelievable. Hasn't even made the most natural leader captain.
0:05:13 > 0:05:14You've got that spot on, Crispin.
0:05:14 > 0:05:17- Short-sighted, that's what it is, Graham.- Yeah.
0:05:17 > 0:05:20She had Churchill in a tracksuit over here and she threw it away.
0:05:20 > 0:05:23You? I was talking about me.
0:05:23 > 0:05:25You couldn't lead a monkey to a banana raffle.
0:05:27 > 0:05:30Oi, where is everyone? Have you all, like, eaten the kids?
0:05:30 > 0:05:32I saw a film where that happened
0:05:32 > 0:05:35and the teacher didn't even cook them, which was, like, well gross.
0:05:35 > 0:05:40Erm, it's a staff training day, Ingrid.
0:05:40 > 0:05:43So I put this boggo uniform on for, like, nothing?
0:05:43 > 0:05:45GRAHAM CACKLES
0:05:45 > 0:05:47Shame. But why don't you bog off home?
0:05:47 > 0:05:51I can't. No-one is in and they don't trust me with a key neither.
0:05:51 > 0:05:52Oh...
0:05:57 > 0:06:01- Finally!- Sorry, I got lumbered looking after the younger.
0:06:01 > 0:06:03- All right?- Hey, don't talk to them.
0:06:03 > 0:06:04- Hi, Amber!- All right?
0:06:04 > 0:06:06What? More rug rats.
0:06:06 > 0:06:10Hey, if you're hanging with your mates, I'm hanging with mine.
0:06:10 > 0:06:12OK, whatever. I'm going in.
0:06:12 > 0:06:14Hip-Hop Cannibal Face-Eaters is a 15.
0:06:14 > 0:06:16They can't come in with us.
0:06:16 > 0:06:18Well, they can wait out here.
0:06:18 > 0:06:20Guys, I'm not missing this one.
0:06:20 > 0:06:23You can't leave them alone, Nero. They're little.
0:06:23 > 0:06:27Plus, bad things happen when I'm unsupervised.
0:06:27 > 0:06:30An otter bit me once.
0:06:30 > 0:06:32I'd hate to be you when Dexter and Lizzie find out
0:06:32 > 0:06:37that you've left us in the middle of town unprotected, helpless.
0:06:39 > 0:06:42# This little munchkin face has
0:06:42 > 0:06:44# Got me cornered in an awkward place and
0:06:44 > 0:06:45# If she plays me out to Dex
0:06:45 > 0:06:48# Tells him I've been chillin' with mates
0:06:48 > 0:06:49# And sneakin' out to places
0:06:49 > 0:06:51# I will get grounded for ages
0:06:51 > 0:06:54# It's one big game, two major players
0:06:54 > 0:06:56# Nero and Amber and right now
0:06:56 > 0:06:58# If it was a unanimous decision
0:06:58 > 0:07:00# She'd be winnin' like a champ does
0:07:00 > 0:07:02# And you may not think it's true
0:07:02 > 0:07:05# When you do the things we do
0:07:05 > 0:07:07# When someone's winning
0:07:07 > 0:07:10# Someone's having power over you
0:07:11 > 0:07:12# Over you
0:07:12 > 0:07:14# I've had enough of people tellin' me what to do
0:07:14 > 0:07:17# Teachers, parents, Lizzie and now you
0:07:17 > 0:07:19# No chance, Nero, grown-ups thinkin' they're right
0:07:19 > 0:07:22# Because they've got longer legs and hairy ear-holes
0:07:22 > 0:07:24# I'm not havin' it just cos he's older
0:07:24 > 0:07:27# It's time for small kids to show up the grown-ups
0:07:27 > 0:07:29# If I do my best and if the team wins it
0:07:29 > 0:07:32# Lizzie will think I only care about winning
0:07:32 > 0:07:34# But I wanna be the best boyfriend
0:07:34 > 0:07:37# Maybe I'm messing up and Lizzie has a point then
0:07:37 > 0:07:39# I could just not try, be unfocused
0:07:39 > 0:07:42# But then I'd let my team down in the process
0:07:42 > 0:07:43# I've got to be clever
0:07:43 > 0:07:45# If I lose the game I win with Liz
0:07:45 > 0:07:47# Will that make everything better?
0:07:47 > 0:07:52# When someone's winning, someone's having power over you
0:07:52 > 0:07:53# She's trying to knock all the ladders
0:07:53 > 0:07:56# While I'm sliding down like a slithering snake
0:07:56 > 0:07:57# Can't let that happen
0:07:57 > 0:07:59# If this was chess, there'd be checkmate action
0:07:59 > 0:08:01# I'm trying to tip the scales to my satisfaction
0:08:01 > 0:08:04# Usually the other way round - adults tellin' me things
0:08:04 > 0:08:07# But now it's little kids pullin' the strings, rollin' the dice
0:08:07 > 0:08:09# Can't have that in my life
0:08:09 > 0:08:11# I'll play her game for now and let her watch the silly flick
0:08:11 > 0:08:14# Hang out with my boys after - it's not a thing
0:08:14 > 0:08:17# Yeah, I'll play her game but I won't let her win
0:08:17 > 0:08:19# Nah, I said I won't let her win
0:08:19 > 0:08:22# Yeah, I'll play the game but I won't let her win. #
0:08:23 > 0:08:25Fine.
0:08:25 > 0:08:26And that, ladies and gentlemen,
0:08:26 > 0:08:29is a little thing we like to call checkmate.
0:08:29 > 0:08:32I'm sure they won't cramp your style too much.
0:08:35 > 0:08:38The only thing we can watch is...
0:08:38 > 0:08:40Oh, Snuffles The Bunny!
0:08:40 > 0:08:42No, no, I'm not watching that.
0:08:42 > 0:08:44No?
0:08:44 > 0:08:47How about we run all this by Lizzie and Mr Harris?
0:08:47 > 0:08:48Shall we?
0:08:52 > 0:08:55OK, everybody, I'd like you all to close your eyes...
0:08:57 > 0:09:01..and imagine that you're workers in a chemical factory.
0:09:01 > 0:09:03Oh, strewth!
0:09:03 > 0:09:07So your task is to fill the large containers behind you.
0:09:07 > 0:09:09But you can't use your hands
0:09:09 > 0:09:12because you are dealing with highly toxic chemicals,
0:09:12 > 0:09:16so you have to use the proper equipment.
0:09:16 > 0:09:19And when you have filled your containers,
0:09:19 > 0:09:20take them to the back of the hall.
0:09:20 > 0:09:23What kind of chemicals are we talking about?
0:09:23 > 0:09:26It doesn't really matter, Lizzie, it's all hypothetical.
0:09:26 > 0:09:27It does matter!
0:09:27 > 0:09:29Adding an acid to another acid is a radically different
0:09:29 > 0:09:32- hypothetical situation. - Oh, wind your neck in, love,
0:09:32 > 0:09:34we want to win the game, not write a thesis!
0:09:34 > 0:09:36I think you'll find that our team will win.
0:09:36 > 0:09:39- Right, Mr Harris? - I don't really care who wins.
0:09:39 > 0:09:42Winning is for losers.
0:09:42 > 0:09:43Goodman is having a laugh.
0:09:43 > 0:09:46This equipment well ain't the proper stuff.
0:09:46 > 0:09:48I have done a course.
0:09:48 > 0:09:50So, you ready, everybody?
0:09:50 > 0:09:52And...
0:09:56 > 0:09:59Maybe Mr Bell's right. Maybe Goodman is testing us.
0:09:59 > 0:10:01What if this is really about health and safety awareness?
0:10:01 > 0:10:04Would we really do unsafe things just because we're told to?
0:10:04 > 0:10:06Oh! No!
0:10:08 > 0:10:09Put me down!
0:10:09 > 0:10:11I am your captain, you will put me down!
0:10:11 > 0:10:13Don't use your hands, she said,
0:10:13 > 0:10:15she said nothing about anything else!
0:10:15 > 0:10:19Now, grab the container with your knees and clench.
0:10:19 > 0:10:20This is highly inappropriate.
0:10:20 > 0:10:21Ah!
0:10:23 > 0:10:26Maybe not taking part is the real way to win.
0:10:29 > 0:10:30Of course.
0:10:30 > 0:10:32How sly!
0:10:33 > 0:10:35You want to lose a few, love.
0:10:35 > 0:10:38- You'll do, come on. - Are you having a giraffe?
0:10:38 > 0:10:40Getting swung around ain't educational,
0:10:40 > 0:10:42plus, I get well air sick.
0:10:42 > 0:10:43- Look...- Mr Nunn, I don't...
0:10:43 > 0:10:45Yeah, yeah, don't pick up the kids, I know.
0:10:45 > 0:10:47Fine. What are you lot up to?
0:10:47 > 0:10:50I think you'll find there's more than one way to skin a cat.
0:10:50 > 0:10:54You ain't skinning no cats neither - that's, like, well rank.
0:10:55 > 0:10:57HE SIGHS
0:10:59 > 0:11:02- You can't bring your own food in here.- But they're raw eggs.
0:11:02 > 0:11:04Put them down on the counter.
0:11:04 > 0:11:06What happened to customer rights?
0:11:06 > 0:11:07Counter, now...
0:11:07 > 0:11:09Eggman.
0:11:09 > 0:11:11THEY SNICKER
0:11:14 > 0:11:16SHE BLOWS THE WHISTLE
0:11:16 > 0:11:18Woohoo!
0:11:18 > 0:11:19So, who won?
0:11:21 > 0:11:22Did we win?
0:11:22 > 0:11:27I really think you're concentrating on the wrong thing here, Crispin.
0:11:27 > 0:11:29Yes. It's not all about winning!
0:11:32 > 0:11:34Next time, we do things my way.
0:11:38 > 0:11:41What I don't get is why a rabbit would enter
0:11:41 > 0:11:43a cage-fighting competition.
0:11:43 > 0:11:44If you hadn't been asleep,
0:11:44 > 0:11:47you'd know that he was trying to save the old people's home.
0:11:47 > 0:11:49I was not asleep!
0:11:49 > 0:11:51You were dribbling.
0:11:51 > 0:11:53I always do that.
0:11:53 > 0:11:56Oh, nice, my lot are out. OK, time to go.
0:11:56 > 0:11:58Er, wait.
0:11:59 > 0:12:01I haven't finished my chips.
0:12:08 > 0:12:09Come on, seriously?
0:12:11 > 0:12:12I'm savouring it.
0:12:15 > 0:12:18OK, you can savour them on the way.
0:12:18 > 0:12:20Er, don't touch my chips.
0:12:25 > 0:12:26Come on, Amber, let go!
0:12:26 > 0:12:28Argh!
0:12:28 > 0:12:31- I'm sorry, man.- Uh-oh. Bad news.
0:12:31 > 0:12:34I know, I would have ate them.
0:12:38 > 0:12:40- Two of these are broken. - Soz, mate.
0:12:40 > 0:12:42I think somebody dropped a box of hot dogs on them.
0:12:42 > 0:12:45Oh, and were any of these hot dogs five foot eight
0:12:45 > 0:12:47with a vacant expression and a silly uniform?
0:12:50 > 0:12:52Oh, Owen!
0:12:54 > 0:12:55Two down, four to go.
0:12:56 > 0:12:58So, crazy golf, then?
0:12:58 > 0:13:00That's after the park now, apparently.
0:13:00 > 0:13:01They got a new death slide.
0:13:01 > 0:13:04Death slide before crazy golf, everyone knows that.
0:13:04 > 0:13:06Aren't you a bit old for a death slide?
0:13:06 > 0:13:09It's meant to be epic.
0:13:09 > 0:13:11We are so doing that.
0:13:11 > 0:13:14But we're getting a burger first. I've got a voucher.
0:13:15 > 0:13:17No, we just got banned from the burger bar!
0:13:17 > 0:13:20He threw chips over someone. It wasn't dignified.
0:13:21 > 0:13:23He'll meet you at the park.
0:13:23 > 0:13:27Hey, you need to stop talking for me, you annoying little...
0:13:27 > 0:13:30Mr Harris won't like you calling me names.
0:13:30 > 0:13:32How about I give him a text?
0:13:38 > 0:13:39We'll meet you at the park.
0:13:39 > 0:13:42See you. Have fun with your new mates.
0:13:53 > 0:13:55Death slide here we come.
0:13:55 > 0:13:58Yeah, great, because there's no better way to follow up
0:13:58 > 0:14:01a lousy bunny movie than with someone breaking an arm.
0:14:04 > 0:14:08Death slide might have been overselling it a tad.
0:14:08 > 0:14:10I reckon it's a nasty bruise slide.
0:14:10 > 0:14:12Minor graze slide, tops.
0:14:12 > 0:14:13It's rubbish.
0:14:13 > 0:14:15Let's just meet the others back at the cinema, yeah?
0:14:15 > 0:14:17Nope. We're staying.
0:14:17 > 0:14:20- Come on, Amber.- Like I'm going to let you boss me about
0:14:20 > 0:14:22when you don't even do as you're told.
0:14:22 > 0:14:24Fine. Do what you want.
0:14:26 > 0:14:28Brilliant.
0:14:28 > 0:14:30You won. Well done.
0:14:30 > 0:14:32Now we get to go on the nasty bruise slide.
0:14:36 > 0:14:40Can we play a game, Mr Johnson? It's called sticky chaser.
0:14:40 > 0:14:42Me and my dad play it.
0:14:42 > 0:14:45He throws the stick, I chase it. It's wicked.
0:14:52 > 0:14:54I can't see anything.
0:14:54 > 0:14:57Yes, that's the point.
0:14:57 > 0:15:00Listen to our voices, we'll guide you down the course.
0:15:00 > 0:15:02OK, is everybody ready?
0:15:02 > 0:15:05The quickest one to the end...
0:15:06 > 0:15:08..wins. And...
0:15:08 > 0:15:10SHE BLOWS THE WHISTLE
0:15:10 > 0:15:12- Left!- Right!
0:15:12 > 0:15:14No, left!
0:15:15 > 0:15:16Our left or his left?
0:15:16 > 0:15:19His, of course. Your left!
0:15:19 > 0:15:20So our right?
0:15:20 > 0:15:21Right!
0:15:21 > 0:15:23Walk!
0:15:23 > 0:15:26What are you doing? Are you deliberately trying to make us lose?
0:15:26 > 0:15:28Left! You got that, right?
0:15:28 > 0:15:31No, no, ignore him! Ignore Mr Harris!
0:15:31 > 0:15:33I don't know where I'm going!
0:15:33 > 0:15:35- And come back!- Which way? Left?
0:15:35 > 0:15:38What do you think you're doing?!
0:15:38 > 0:15:40It's only a game. It's the taking part that counts.
0:15:41 > 0:15:43Where am I?
0:15:46 > 0:15:48Mr Harris, can I have a moment?
0:15:50 > 0:15:52Just forget it.
0:15:52 > 0:15:54You're in a different lane now.
0:16:01 > 0:16:03- Are you losing on purpose?- No!
0:16:03 > 0:16:04I've been trying very hard,
0:16:04 > 0:16:08but I'm very happy at being number two to my girlfriend.
0:16:08 > 0:16:09How utterly patronising!
0:16:09 > 0:16:12- It's not like that. - It's exactly like that.
0:16:12 > 0:16:15Now, you get in there and you actually try or we're through.
0:16:20 > 0:16:23MRS GOODMAN: I'll see you back here in about half an hour, how's that?
0:16:23 > 0:16:25We have to win this challenge.
0:16:25 > 0:16:27That's what I've been saying since the start.
0:16:27 > 0:16:29Good, well, I'm agreeing with you.
0:16:32 > 0:16:34I can't believe I've only got three eggs left.
0:16:34 > 0:16:36- I can't believe you sat on them. - By accident!
0:16:36 > 0:16:38Do you think I wanted an eggy bottom?
0:16:38 > 0:16:41My aunt Laura had that once, she had to go to the doctor.
0:16:41 > 0:16:43Said she came just in time.
0:16:43 > 0:16:45Three more to go and then we'll be the champions.
0:16:45 > 0:16:47Can't wait to see what happens at crazy golf.
0:16:47 > 0:16:49No, eggs and golf balls do not mix. I'm going home.
0:16:49 > 0:16:53Oh, luckily, you could take a short-cut through the park, Owen.
0:16:55 > 0:16:57I don't know. I reckon you should go the long way round.
0:16:57 > 0:16:59You know, to be safe.
0:17:03 > 0:17:06# Have to get home before anything happens to my precious eggs
0:17:06 > 0:17:07# Their life's in the balance
0:17:07 > 0:17:10# It doesn't really matter that they're never gonna hatch
0:17:10 > 0:17:12# I'll still be a parent to a good batch
0:17:12 > 0:17:14# The quickest route is through the park
0:17:14 > 0:17:16# But do I trust myself to get that far?
0:17:16 > 0:17:19# In this big bad world many problems can arise in a public place
0:17:19 > 0:17:20# And I'm terrified
0:17:20 > 0:17:22# Full of hazards - footballs, Frisbees
0:17:22 > 0:17:24# Chihuahuas off their leash looking grizzly
0:17:24 > 0:17:26# Simply a nightmare for my poor eggs
0:17:26 > 0:17:29# So if I protect them from all this am I a chicken?
0:17:29 > 0:17:32# Well, yes, it's a hen's job to protect the eggs
0:17:32 > 0:17:34# The question is - do I move fast or play safe?
0:17:34 > 0:17:37# We're in as much danger as an egg race
0:17:37 > 0:17:39# Owen, we only care for your safety
0:17:39 > 0:17:41# And your free-range hard shell babies
0:17:41 > 0:17:43# Take the long way round, much safer
0:17:43 > 0:17:45# We don't want to see your eggs in danger
0:17:45 > 0:17:46# Of getting broken, no chance
0:17:46 > 0:17:49# Run the speed of Usain Bolt Fast as a go-kart
0:17:49 > 0:17:50# What's the worst that can happen?
0:17:50 > 0:17:53# You get home quicker and be home in time for dinner
0:17:53 > 0:17:55# Am I a chicken or
0:17:55 > 0:17:57# Am I a chicken?
0:17:57 > 0:18:01# It depends what kind of chicken it is
0:18:01 > 0:18:03- # Am I a chicken or - Is he a chicken?
0:18:03 > 0:18:06- # Am I a chicken? - Is he a chicken?
0:18:06 > 0:18:10# It depends what kind of chicken it is
0:18:10 > 0:18:11- # Am I a chicken or - Is he a chicken?
0:18:11 > 0:18:13# Am I a chicken?
0:18:13 > 0:18:15# It depends So much pressure I'm going red
0:18:15 > 0:18:18# Feel like I might crack like my poor eggs! #
0:18:21 > 0:18:23Again, and make it a big one.
0:18:29 > 0:18:30PHONE RINGS
0:18:34 > 0:18:35Hello?
0:18:35 > 0:18:36Mate, we'll be there in five.
0:18:39 > 0:18:42- Look, we've got a situation. - Situation?
0:18:42 > 0:18:43What do you mean, situation?
0:18:43 > 0:18:46He totally deserved it, though, didn't he?
0:18:46 > 0:18:48Oh, yeah. You played to the player.
0:18:48 > 0:18:51We've all just had the best day ever.
0:18:51 > 0:18:55I particularly loved the part where we got banned from the cinema.
0:18:55 > 0:18:57I probably went a bit too far, didn't I?
0:19:00 > 0:19:02Mr Johnson.
0:19:02 > 0:19:04Mr Johnson!
0:19:07 > 0:19:09What have you done now?
0:19:10 > 0:19:12HE GROANS
0:19:14 > 0:19:16OK, everybody, final challenge.
0:19:16 > 0:19:20One that will test all your engineering, dexterity
0:19:20 > 0:19:21and craft skills.
0:19:22 > 0:19:24Paper planes.
0:19:24 > 0:19:27Please tell me one of you is good at paper planes.
0:19:27 > 0:19:29Do I look as if I spend my time making paper aeroplanes?
0:19:29 > 0:19:32Ask him, he's the one who never did any work in any lessons.
0:19:32 > 0:19:35Don't look at me, I've got skin like a baby.
0:19:35 > 0:19:37- I'm well prone to paper cuts.- Ta-da!
0:19:43 > 0:19:44Oh, my days.
0:19:44 > 0:19:47I can totally see why you were hanging out with these guys today.
0:19:47 > 0:19:49That is too funny.
0:19:49 > 0:19:52We should all grab him with a long rope and pull.
0:19:52 > 0:19:54What if his head pops off?
0:19:54 > 0:19:56Call the fire brigade!
0:19:56 > 0:19:57Owen, mate, come...
0:19:57 > 0:20:00Please come here, I need someone with a brain.
0:20:00 > 0:20:02No, thank you. I know exactly what's going to happen here.
0:20:02 > 0:20:05I'll come over there, you'll pull him free, the lack of resistance
0:20:05 > 0:20:08will lead to you flying backwards, colliding with me and egg death.
0:20:08 > 0:20:09No, thanks.
0:20:11 > 0:20:14If he breathes in, we could push him through the other side.
0:20:14 > 0:20:17- Uh!- Yeah, because he's this big(!)
0:20:17 > 0:20:20- We could chop his ears off. - Are you mad?
0:20:20 > 0:20:21You'd only need to chop one off...
0:20:21 > 0:20:24No-one is chopping anybody's ears off.
0:20:24 > 0:20:26Oh, I got a load of mayonnaise at the cinema.
0:20:26 > 0:20:28We could smear him up and just...
0:20:30 > 0:20:32Mayonnaise blocks my ears up.
0:20:32 > 0:20:34How did you get out?
0:20:34 > 0:20:37Same way I got in - the gap widens at the top.
0:20:37 > 0:20:39See, Owen? Worried about nothing.
0:20:41 > 0:20:42CRACK! OWEN: No!
0:20:44 > 0:20:45They're all broken.
0:20:46 > 0:20:48We win!
0:20:48 > 0:20:50Poor Eggbert.
0:20:50 > 0:20:52- Oh, hang on, this one's fine! - Losers!
0:20:52 > 0:20:54Do you reckon?
0:20:54 > 0:20:57- There's one egg left, so there. - OWEN: Brilliant!- Yeah, for now.
0:21:00 > 0:21:03Right, we should go find our other little munchkins
0:21:03 > 0:21:04and go golfing.
0:21:12 > 0:21:15- Let me do it. You don't know the first thing about aerodynamics.- No!
0:21:15 > 0:21:17Paper planes are my thing.
0:21:20 > 0:21:23I am your captain and you've been ignoring me all day.
0:21:23 > 0:21:25Yeah, because what you were suggesting was a load of old guff.
0:21:25 > 0:21:28You think you're right all the time and you ain't.
0:21:28 > 0:21:31I do not think I'm right all the time. Do I?
0:21:31 > 0:21:32Yes, you do.
0:21:33 > 0:21:35Oh...
0:21:36 > 0:21:37That's better, well done.
0:21:37 > 0:21:40Now, belt up and watch me fold.
0:21:40 > 0:21:42Finished!
0:21:42 > 0:21:43That's...
0:21:44 > 0:21:46..very good, Ingrid.
0:21:46 > 0:21:48Used to make them to lob at my dog, ROFL!
0:21:58 > 0:22:00Where are they?
0:22:02 > 0:22:04There's no blood on the ground, so if they've went to the hospital
0:22:04 > 0:22:07it'll be for broken bones or internal injuries.
0:22:07 > 0:22:09Oh, why can she not just do what she's told?
0:22:12 > 0:22:13You're alive.
0:22:13 > 0:22:15Er, yeah.
0:22:15 > 0:22:18You cannot just go off like that! You're kids!
0:22:20 > 0:22:22There's rules for a reason. Amber...
0:22:22 > 0:22:25Shouting match? Wait until I tell Mr Harris.
0:22:26 > 0:22:29I could care less if you tell Dexter. We're going home right now.
0:22:29 > 0:22:31We got you an ice cream.
0:22:31 > 0:22:32I mean it. Move.
0:22:44 > 0:22:46Blimey, the drama!
0:22:46 > 0:22:48Well, I'd better get my egg home for dinner.
0:22:48 > 0:22:50What do you mean, dinner?
0:22:50 > 0:22:52My mother's making hollandaise.
0:22:53 > 0:22:55I can't let that happen.
0:22:57 > 0:22:58Eli...
0:22:58 > 0:23:00Freedom!
0:23:06 > 0:23:09Ah, well, never mind. I'll get some more on the way home.
0:23:09 > 0:23:11You monster.
0:23:13 > 0:23:16You'll never take the egg!
0:23:24 > 0:23:25What is that?
0:23:27 > 0:23:29I warned you about deliberately trying to lose.
0:23:29 > 0:23:31I'm not! I really tried.
0:23:31 > 0:23:33I find that very hard to believe.
0:23:33 > 0:23:34Everybody ready?
0:23:34 > 0:23:36And...
0:23:36 > 0:23:37launch!
0:23:41 > 0:23:44Ah, you blinded me, you half-wit!
0:23:44 > 0:23:46- Argh...- Oi, I made that,
0:23:46 > 0:23:48you big ginger elephant!
0:23:48 > 0:23:50Harris, you did that on purpose!
0:23:50 > 0:23:52Of course I didn't! I was really trying to win. I was.
0:23:52 > 0:23:54Guys, guys...
0:23:55 > 0:23:58It's really not about trying to win.
0:24:00 > 0:24:04Listen, everybody, it's been a fantastic day.
0:24:04 > 0:24:06I hope you've all had a lot of fun.
0:24:07 > 0:24:09SHE CLAPS
0:24:13 > 0:24:15Dexter, wait.
0:24:18 > 0:24:20I'm sorry.
0:24:20 > 0:24:24I wasn't trying to patronise you, and I don't always have to be right.
0:24:24 > 0:24:25- I don't think.- I know.
0:24:25 > 0:24:28I think it's me who always has to be right.
0:24:29 > 0:24:32But I'm a very good scientist.
0:24:32 > 0:24:34That just doesn't make me great at paper planes...
0:24:34 > 0:24:37or parking...
0:24:37 > 0:24:38or relationships.
0:24:40 > 0:24:41Friends again?
0:24:41 > 0:24:43Friends. Come on.
0:24:51 > 0:24:52- You all right, Graham?- Yeah.
0:24:55 > 0:24:57So, how did I do?
0:24:57 > 0:24:59With regard to what, Crispin?
0:25:00 > 0:25:02Well, what was really going on?
0:25:03 > 0:25:05I need to know how I did.
0:25:08 > 0:25:09You did great.
0:25:10 > 0:25:13Really great.
0:25:13 > 0:25:16You passed every test.
0:25:16 > 0:25:17But, erm...
0:25:17 > 0:25:19(Keep it to yourself.)
0:25:20 > 0:25:21Yes.
0:25:23 > 0:25:24Goodnight, Crispin.
0:25:27 > 0:25:28Yes!
0:25:35 > 0:25:36Hey.
0:25:37 > 0:25:39Everything OK?
0:25:39 > 0:25:42Well, let me tell you...
0:25:42 > 0:25:44Great, yeah. Tell them.
0:25:46 > 0:25:47What happened?
0:25:48 > 0:25:50Today was lame.
0:25:50 > 0:25:52We sat here on the sofa all day.
0:25:52 > 0:25:55He did his homework, I got bored stupid.
0:25:55 > 0:25:57Right, Nero?
0:25:59 > 0:26:01Yeah, yeah, um...
0:26:01 > 0:26:03Right, all day.
0:26:03 > 0:26:05AMBER SIGHS
0:26:05 > 0:26:08He did a really good job of looking after me.
0:26:08 > 0:26:10Really? Good.
0:26:18 > 0:26:20Why didn't you just drop me in it?
0:26:21 > 0:26:24Maybe I messed you about a bit too much.
0:26:25 > 0:26:28Well, maybe I was a little bit bossy.
0:26:32 > 0:26:34OK, then.
0:26:34 > 0:26:36Yeah, OK.
0:26:36 > 0:26:37OK, um...
0:26:40 > 0:26:43Listen, Dexter and I were thinking about going out tonight,
0:26:43 > 0:26:45only we don't have a baby-sitter.
0:26:45 > 0:26:46And, as you got on so well,
0:26:46 > 0:26:49we thought you might want to stay in and watch a film together.
0:26:49 > 0:26:52- Nuh-uh. - Absolutely no way on this earth.
0:26:52 > 0:26:55Never going to happen.
0:26:55 > 0:26:56Nope.
0:27:00 > 0:27:02# Can't live with 'em
0:27:02 > 0:27:03# And you can't kick 'em out
0:27:03 > 0:27:04# When they're up they rub it in your face
0:27:04 > 0:27:05# Kick you when you're down
0:27:05 > 0:27:07# But what no-one understands them
0:27:07 > 0:27:08# You know what they're on about
0:27:08 > 0:27:09# Always gonna be around
0:27:09 > 0:27:10# Gotta find a common ground
0:27:10 > 0:27:14# If you know so much about me
0:27:14 > 0:27:15# Where do I go from here?
0:27:15 > 0:27:17# If you see 'em every day
0:27:17 > 0:27:18# You can never get away
0:27:18 > 0:27:21# Only time that you're the boss? 4 o'clock. #