0:00:06 > 0:00:09# Where d'you go when you know nobody can understand you?
0:00:09 > 0:00:11# When it's just too much to handle
0:00:11 > 0:00:14# What d'you do when you end up somewhere you never planned to?
0:00:14 > 0:00:17# Wash that stress out like it was shampoo
0:00:17 > 0:00:20# You should stay, it can change
0:00:20 > 0:00:23# There's good days and bad days
0:00:23 > 0:00:26# But one day down the line, this time is sure to stop
0:00:26 > 0:00:28# So the only time is now, four o'clock. #
0:00:30 > 0:00:34Cheer up, Nero. You've got a face like a soggy sarnie.
0:00:34 > 0:00:37Yeah, there ARE worse things than gatecrashing a funeral.
0:00:37 > 0:00:39Yeah, there's plague,
0:00:39 > 0:00:43there's pestilence, there's famine.
0:00:43 > 0:00:45Loads of things!
0:00:45 > 0:00:47Do you know, Polly's never going to talk to me again.
0:00:47 > 0:00:48Probably.
0:00:48 > 0:00:50Hey!
0:00:50 > 0:00:51I need you, Nero Johnson.
0:00:54 > 0:00:56I thought you'd never let me help again after last time.
0:00:56 > 0:00:58I wouldn't, but I'm desperate.
0:00:58 > 0:01:00Right.
0:01:00 > 0:01:02You need to teach me how to dance for my sister's wedding.
0:01:02 > 0:01:05My whole family are going to be there and I can't even turn around
0:01:05 > 0:01:07without falling over.
0:01:07 > 0:01:10You spun round on me pretty often and you're still on your feet. Hey!
0:01:12 > 0:01:15- Can you help? - Nero Johnson at your service,
0:01:15 > 0:01:17ten minutes with me and you'll be breakdancing, pretty.
0:01:26 > 0:01:29Check this flash mob out. We're so going to sign up.
0:01:29 > 0:01:32I ain't spending my Saturday mopping up for anyone.
0:01:32 > 0:01:35"Mob" - not "mop", you div!
0:01:35 > 0:01:37When you burst out into dance, like, surprise!
0:01:37 > 0:01:40Oh, I did that at my interview for the Cubs.
0:01:40 > 0:01:42It didn't go down well.
0:01:43 > 0:01:46I thought I'd show my positive attitude.
0:01:47 > 0:01:50It says pairs, and we're a trio.
0:01:51 > 0:01:55OK, ladies, fight over me.
0:01:55 > 0:01:56Go right ahead.
0:01:56 > 0:01:58Argh!
0:01:58 > 0:01:59Ow!
0:01:59 > 0:02:02One, two, three, one, two, three.
0:02:03 > 0:02:04One, two, three.
0:02:05 > 0:02:08I'm sorry!
0:02:08 > 0:02:09No worries.
0:02:09 > 0:02:12I don't use this foot much, anyway.
0:02:12 > 0:02:13Let's try it again, yeah?
0:02:18 > 0:02:20And, go. One, two, three.
0:02:23 > 0:02:24I'm going to have to bail.
0:02:24 > 0:02:27But we've only had one practice.
0:02:27 > 0:02:30Yeah, but I'm even worse than when I started.
0:02:30 > 0:02:32There's no way I can do this in public.
0:02:33 > 0:02:34Ever.
0:02:40 > 0:02:42# First Polly hates me, now she needs me
0:02:42 > 0:02:45- # Hey - # Spinning me around so freely
0:02:45 > 0:02:47# Leaving me dizzy and queasy
0:02:47 > 0:02:50# What's it all mean? Is it just me?
0:02:50 > 0:02:52# Even though she nearly broke my toe
0:02:52 > 0:02:55# I was having fun teaching her my dancing flow
0:02:55 > 0:02:57# It was still early days, but she's called it off
0:02:57 > 0:03:00# It takes two to tango Have I put my foot wrong?
0:03:00 > 0:03:03# Cos I can't seem to put a foot right
0:03:03 > 0:03:05# Did I just choose the wrong sign?
0:03:05 > 0:03:08# Or was my dancing just off time?
0:03:08 > 0:03:11# I don't know, but something's not right
0:03:11 > 0:03:13# Do you know how it feels when you want to be the best
0:03:13 > 0:03:16# But you don't have the skills?
0:03:16 > 0:03:18# And I'm more like the worst
0:03:18 > 0:03:21# Nero could have taught me all that he's learnt
0:03:21 > 0:03:23# Instead I've taken a step back
0:03:23 > 0:03:25# I bet he won't forget that
0:03:26 > 0:03:29# Am I acting a right fool
0:03:29 > 0:03:31# When he's got all the right moves?
0:03:31 > 0:03:34- # Bad timing - # Right moves
0:03:34 > 0:03:36- # No rhythm - # Right moves
0:03:36 > 0:03:39# Did one step get left out?
0:03:39 > 0:03:41# Shall we step up or step out?
0:03:41 > 0:03:44# I've got to find a way to get Polly to dance again
0:03:44 > 0:03:47# Teach her all the cool moves, making her laugh again
0:03:47 > 0:03:49# Losing time like a countdown
0:03:49 > 0:03:51# If I get her to dance then we can hang out
0:03:51 > 0:03:53# Maybe I overreacted
0:03:53 > 0:03:56# Maybe I need to bring Nero back in
0:03:56 > 0:03:58# So I can learn to dance
0:03:58 > 0:04:00# Only to give him a chance
0:04:01 > 0:04:04# Instead I've taking a step back
0:04:04 > 0:04:05# I bet he won't forget that
0:04:07 > 0:04:09# Am I acting a right fool
0:04:09 > 0:04:11# When he's got all the right moves?
0:04:11 > 0:04:14- # Bad timing - # Right moves
0:04:14 > 0:04:16- # No rhythm - # Right moves
0:04:16 > 0:04:18# But time hasn't run out
0:04:18 > 0:04:21# Got to be quick to think of a plan now. #
0:04:26 > 0:04:28Hey, Polly, can I have a word?
0:04:28 > 0:04:29Shh!
0:04:29 > 0:04:33She's right, this is a place for study and focus, so shh!
0:04:34 > 0:04:36Better make that a whisper.
0:04:36 > 0:04:39- OK.- Check this out, I've got a plan to get you over your nerves.
0:04:43 > 0:04:46You do know dancing in public is what I'm nervous about?
0:04:46 > 0:04:48Exactly why you've got to feel the fear and do it anyway.
0:04:50 > 0:04:55OK. As long as you're not too scared to be seen in public
0:04:55 > 0:04:57with me and my two left feet.
0:04:57 > 0:04:59Oh, you're not that bad.
0:05:01 > 0:05:03I'm serious.
0:05:03 > 0:05:05Right, that's it.
0:05:05 > 0:05:08If you can't even read the signs, then why are you even in
0:05:08 > 0:05:09the school library?
0:05:09 > 0:05:11Easy, little library leprechaun.
0:05:11 > 0:05:13I'm out here.
0:05:13 > 0:05:14Laters, Poll.
0:05:14 > 0:05:16Yeah, there's the door.
0:05:17 > 0:05:20What are we supposed to be wearing for this flash mob?
0:05:20 > 0:05:25I've seen Strictly! I don't know if I can pull a sparkly Lycra catsuit.
0:05:27 > 0:05:29Or pull it on.
0:05:29 > 0:05:31You just turn up looking normal, then when they give us the signal
0:05:31 > 0:05:33suddenly we all do the same dance.
0:05:33 > 0:05:35Oh, OK.
0:05:35 > 0:05:37Well, can I pair with CJ?
0:05:37 > 0:05:40No, you're with Darnesh, I'm with CJ.
0:05:43 > 0:05:45- Rehearsal after school? - Sure.- Yeah.
0:05:45 > 0:05:49CJ, we need to get a plunger for the caravan loo, after school.
0:05:49 > 0:05:51Actually, I'm busy.
0:05:51 > 0:05:53I'm sorry - the shopping I can do alone,
0:05:53 > 0:05:55the toilet is going to be very much a two-man job.
0:05:58 > 0:05:59NOW who made the sensible choice?
0:06:01 > 0:06:02Argh!
0:06:05 > 0:06:06No, stop it...
0:06:06 > 0:06:09Oi, you lot, stop yakking like fishwives
0:06:09 > 0:06:10and hoik that up the field.
0:06:10 > 0:06:12- No can do.- Medical emergency, sir.
0:06:14 > 0:06:15Unbelievable.
0:06:17 > 0:06:19Nice, nice save, nice.
0:06:19 > 0:06:22Like my plan with Polly. You heard about this flash mob, bro?
0:06:22 > 0:06:23Yes, yes, I'll be there.
0:06:23 > 0:06:26How's that? No offence, I just don't think you got the moves, that's all.
0:06:26 > 0:06:30First aid. It's the practical for my Scouts badge.
0:06:30 > 0:06:32Why do you think I'm practising bandaging YOU?
0:06:34 > 0:06:36You said medical emergency.
0:06:36 > 0:06:38Yes, which we're practising for.
0:06:39 > 0:06:42Your arm isn't actually broken.
0:06:42 > 0:06:45Health and safety is paramount at these things,
0:06:45 > 0:06:47especially when it's being filmed.
0:06:47 > 0:06:48- Filmed?- Yeah.
0:06:51 > 0:06:54Guys, this could be my big break.
0:06:54 > 0:06:55I could get talent-spotted.
0:06:56 > 0:06:59With hurricane Polly and her big banana feet?
0:07:00 > 0:07:02Look on the plus side.
0:07:02 > 0:07:04You could get on one of them mashups of idiots
0:07:04 > 0:07:06falling into paddling pools.
0:07:06 > 0:07:07So what now?
0:07:13 > 0:07:14Something's come up on Saturday.
0:07:14 > 0:07:16Oh, do you mean the flash mob?
0:07:16 > 0:07:18It's going to be amazing.
0:07:18 > 0:07:21Yeah, about that. The thing is, Polly, I can't go.
0:07:21 > 0:07:23But flash mob fever's gripped the school.
0:07:23 > 0:07:24Everyone's going.
0:07:25 > 0:07:27I said I'd help Owen.
0:07:27 > 0:07:29What, doing first aid at the flash mob?
0:07:29 > 0:07:31Mum. I said I'd help Owen's mum.
0:07:31 > 0:07:33Spring clean, can't say no.
0:07:33 > 0:07:34Gutting!
0:07:36 > 0:07:38Actually, I'm relieved.
0:07:38 > 0:07:41Not sure I'm ready for the public yet.
0:07:41 > 0:07:44- So, we're cool?- Yeah, I was worried you are going to ditch me
0:07:44 > 0:07:46because of my two left feet.
0:07:46 > 0:07:49Nah. What? No way!
0:07:49 > 0:07:52You know, we should still practice for your sister's dance thing.
0:07:52 > 0:07:56Yeah. Turns out she won't cancel the whole wedding,
0:07:56 > 0:07:57said I was being unreasonable.
0:07:59 > 0:08:01Yeah, I'm free today, say...4:30?
0:08:03 > 0:08:04OK.
0:08:05 > 0:08:06See you later.
0:08:10 > 0:08:11- Did you manage to get shot of her? - Hey, shh!
0:08:17 > 0:08:19New plan, I dance with Darnesh.
0:08:19 > 0:08:23- Um, that's not fair.- It's not fair that I can't practice with CJ,
0:08:23 > 0:08:26now that Ding-Dong's got him on bog duty.
0:08:26 > 0:08:27Hold on, what do I supposed to do?
0:08:27 > 0:08:30Don't worry, you can look after the coats.
0:08:33 > 0:08:37Ladies, I know I'm hot stuff, but you're twisting my elbow!
0:08:38 > 0:08:40Nice move, Amber!
0:08:43 > 0:08:46Freeze!
0:08:46 > 0:08:48Who did this?
0:08:48 > 0:08:51'Fess up, or it's going to get pretty ugly.
0:08:51 > 0:08:55Whoever is responsible for this is guaranteed a detention this evening.
0:08:56 > 0:08:57It was me.
0:08:58 > 0:09:00I smashed the trophy.
0:09:01 > 0:09:04Start sweeping, Junior.
0:09:04 > 0:09:07Looks like I can't go bog brush shopping with you after all.
0:09:07 > 0:09:08Shame.
0:09:10 > 0:09:12Well, that's your evening...
0:09:12 > 0:09:14down the toilet(!)
0:09:16 > 0:09:17Detention, all of you.
0:09:19 > 0:09:22Curse my wry sense of humour.
0:09:26 > 0:09:28What's going on?
0:09:28 > 0:09:29Shh.
0:09:29 > 0:09:31It's the goat song dance for Dionysus.
0:09:32 > 0:09:34It's Greek tragedy.
0:09:34 > 0:09:36Oh, it's tragic, all right.
0:09:36 > 0:09:39I am booked to practise my first aid in here.
0:09:43 > 0:09:45Why even have an online booking...?
0:09:45 > 0:09:48Are you sad you'll miss a big break not being at the flash mob?
0:09:48 > 0:09:51Look, the only thing I'll break with Polly around on my toes.
0:09:51 > 0:09:53I need a proper partner to get spotted.
0:09:53 > 0:09:55- Like her.- Aye, she's good.
0:09:55 > 0:09:57She could go on Strictly.
0:09:57 > 0:09:58Not with the mask, though, that's weird.
0:09:58 > 0:10:01What if I do the flash mob, but with someone else?
0:10:01 > 0:10:04I could still see Polly, but not miss out.
0:10:04 > 0:10:06Have your cake and scoff it, too.
0:10:07 > 0:10:10What? No! But all of my stuff is in here!
0:10:11 > 0:10:13You can have the room tomorrow.
0:10:13 > 0:10:15Hey, I was just watching you dance...
0:10:15 > 0:10:16Oi, I'm trying to be all graceful here,
0:10:16 > 0:10:18so if you can just shut your face.
0:10:21 > 0:10:23Katie?
0:10:23 > 0:10:27No way. I'd rather dance with one of them dead frogs in the science lab.
0:10:27 > 0:10:29- But they're filming it! - But I'm busy.
0:10:29 > 0:10:32- I'm helping Owen with his first aid badge.- What?
0:10:32 > 0:10:34I mean, I mean...
0:10:34 > 0:10:37I mean, that's a lovely surprise, Katie, but maybe...
0:10:37 > 0:10:41Now - maybe...it would be better if you just danced with Nero.
0:10:41 > 0:10:43You actually want me to pair up with this joker?
0:10:43 > 0:10:45- Yes.- Why?
0:10:45 > 0:10:47Because he don't want to hold you back!
0:10:47 > 0:10:50And also because you're such a magnificent dancer.
0:10:50 > 0:10:54Hmm. I'm not having you show me up, Zero, so we've got to rehearse it.
0:10:54 > 0:10:57- Totally.- Fine, I'll see you at five o'clock,
0:10:57 > 0:10:59and if you stand me up, I'll spread a rumour
0:10:59 > 0:11:01that you've got six nipples.
0:11:01 > 0:11:04- Aren't you meeting Polly at 4:30? - Oh, rats!
0:11:14 > 0:11:15Shall we do it again?
0:11:16 > 0:11:18No.
0:11:18 > 0:11:20Got to let the muscles rest, you know.
0:11:20 > 0:11:22That's how they learn, Polly.
0:11:22 > 0:11:26Through the house, past the lounge and out the front door.
0:11:26 > 0:11:27You know?
0:11:29 > 0:11:30Bye. See you.
0:11:41 > 0:11:45- Is this yours? - Oh, no, Polly must have left it.
0:11:45 > 0:11:49Um, why's SHE been here? I better not be number two, Zero Johnson.
0:11:49 > 0:11:50No, no, no, no.
0:11:50 > 0:11:53She was just... doing some homework with Owen.
0:11:53 > 0:11:57Don't worry about it. Let's just try the flash mob routine, yeah?
0:11:57 > 0:11:58Are you ready?
0:11:59 > 0:12:03MUSIC: Move Your Feet by Junior Senior
0:12:11 > 0:12:12You're amazing.
0:12:14 > 0:12:17Dancing, obviously, that's what I meant.
0:12:17 > 0:12:18What do you think?
0:12:19 > 0:12:21Yeah, yeah, yeah, fine.
0:12:21 > 0:12:25Sorry, it's just... head still thinking about er...
0:12:25 > 0:12:26homework!
0:12:29 > 0:12:30# Every step, yeah
0:12:30 > 0:12:33# Every twirl, every breath, yeah
0:12:33 > 0:12:34# Never fails, this is it
0:12:34 > 0:12:37# So wonderful how we dance
0:12:37 > 0:12:41# Lost in our world, strike a pose
0:12:41 > 0:12:43# It was written in the stars
0:12:43 > 0:12:45# This is deeper than the dance
0:12:45 > 0:12:48# This connection of us
0:12:48 > 0:12:50# This is something between us
0:12:50 > 0:12:52# But I like Polly, that's for sure
0:12:52 > 0:12:55# But it's mixed up on the dance floor
0:12:55 > 0:12:57# Head says Polly, Katie
0:12:57 > 0:12:59# My feet says it's not a chore
0:12:59 > 0:13:02# Mixed up like something's wrong
0:13:02 > 0:13:04# I'm confused, what's going on?
0:13:04 > 0:13:07# So confused, what's going wrong?
0:13:07 > 0:13:09# Nero, so hard to read
0:13:09 > 0:13:13# It's hard to see why he offered to dance with me
0:13:13 > 0:13:16# Dance with me
0:13:16 > 0:13:19# He was quick to ditch me first and hurry me out
0:13:19 > 0:13:21# Like he didn't want to dance
0:13:21 > 0:13:23# It's hard to see
0:13:26 > 0:13:28# I look awesome, Nero doesn't
0:13:28 > 0:13:30# But he moves well, I look flawless
0:13:30 > 0:13:33# No attention from a someone, that's Owen
0:13:33 > 0:13:35# Where's he gone, huh?
0:13:35 > 0:13:37# Doing homework with that Polly
0:13:37 > 0:13:40# She'll be bringing me sweets and choccies
0:13:40 > 0:13:43# Is this all a trick to keep me from him?
0:13:43 > 0:13:45# Pairing me up with this wally
0:13:45 > 0:13:47# If this is a trick they'll be sorry
0:13:47 > 0:13:49# All mixed up, they'll be sorry. #
0:13:51 > 0:13:53- ALL:- All mixed up.
0:13:54 > 0:13:56# I'm confused with my feelings
0:13:56 > 0:13:59# Trying to bide time, make achievements
0:13:59 > 0:14:01# Wanting Katie to dance with Nero
0:14:01 > 0:14:03# Get my first aid, be a hero
0:14:03 > 0:14:06# I feel like I've pushed them closer
0:14:06 > 0:14:08# Should I be jealous? I don't know but...
0:14:08 > 0:14:09# It's all mixed up
0:14:09 > 0:14:13# It's all mixed up # My feelings all mixed up
0:14:13 > 0:14:15- # All mixed up - # All mixed up
0:14:15 > 0:14:17- # It's all mixed up - # All mixed up
0:14:17 > 0:14:18# All mixed up
0:14:18 > 0:14:22# My feelings
0:14:24 > 0:14:27# It's all mixed up. #
0:14:35 > 0:14:36Are we doing this or what?
0:14:38 > 0:14:40Oi, we've got to practise for the flash mob later.
0:14:40 > 0:14:43We're well rushed because you got us in detention.
0:14:43 > 0:14:45All right, but we aren't doing it at mine.
0:14:45 > 0:14:47There ain't enough room to swing a cat,
0:14:47 > 0:14:48never mind Darnesh.
0:14:51 > 0:14:54Are you dancing with the girl of your dreams again today?
0:14:54 > 0:14:56- Yeah, seeing Katie at lunch. - Katie?
0:14:56 > 0:14:57- I said Polly.- No, you did not.
0:14:57 > 0:14:59I meant Katie. Oh, Polly!
0:15:00 > 0:15:02It's all been mixed up since I kissed Katie.
0:15:02 > 0:15:04You... You did what?!
0:15:04 > 0:15:06In a daydream, not for real.
0:15:06 > 0:15:07Dreams are real, though.
0:15:07 > 0:15:11Your true feelings coming out, like when I dreamt I was a tiger.
0:15:12 > 0:15:14Because you wanted to be one or...?
0:15:14 > 0:15:16Because I knew I always suited stripes.
0:15:18 > 0:15:23So if you dreamt that you kissed Katie, you must like her, Nero.
0:15:23 > 0:15:25- Owen's your best mate.- Well awkward.
0:15:31 > 0:15:32Good morning, team!
0:15:33 > 0:15:37Now, does anybody know why
0:15:37 > 0:15:41our ornamental trophy is missing from our awards cabinet
0:15:41 > 0:15:44and this box of broken pieces is in its place?
0:15:44 > 0:15:46I'm afraid CJ is the culprit.
0:15:47 > 0:15:49Vandals. I blame the parents.
0:15:54 > 0:15:55Someone's in trouble.
0:15:58 > 0:16:00CJ hates it here.
0:16:01 > 0:16:03He hates me.
0:16:05 > 0:16:07If only I had the money to send him to a proper school.
0:16:10 > 0:16:16Well, maybe what you need is a little project this weekend,
0:16:16 > 0:16:18spend some quality time together.
0:16:18 > 0:16:21Break down his resistance to you.
0:16:21 > 0:16:23You really think that would work?
0:16:23 > 0:16:25Well, you've heard of Stockholm syndrome?
0:16:27 > 0:16:29Isn't that about kidnapping?
0:16:29 > 0:16:30Yes, but...
0:16:30 > 0:16:35The point is that even the most resentful hostage can build up
0:16:35 > 0:16:37positive feelings towards his captor
0:16:37 > 0:16:39if they're stuck together for long enough.
0:16:39 > 0:16:42Surely there must be some hope for you and CJ.
0:16:42 > 0:16:46If CJ spends an intense amount of hours with me,
0:16:46 > 0:16:47then he'll form that bond
0:16:47 > 0:16:49and then he'll be happy.
0:16:54 > 0:17:00Piece back together the broken plate with glue and empathy.
0:17:01 > 0:17:03You're right.
0:17:03 > 0:17:06The custody agreement may prevent me from kidnapping my son,
0:17:06 > 0:17:09but it doesn't stop me from kidnapping his heart.
0:17:16 > 0:17:18Reckon we can add an extra twist or something?
0:17:26 > 0:17:28Are we going to be practising today?
0:17:29 > 0:17:34Oh, no, no! I was just showing Katie the moves because she made me.
0:17:34 > 0:17:36You know what she's like. Nightmare.
0:17:36 > 0:17:40Shall we, though, practise the wedding dance?
0:17:40 > 0:17:41- If you're free.- Oh, um...
0:17:42 > 0:17:44Sure.
0:17:44 > 0:17:45Let me just go and get my stuff.
0:17:50 > 0:17:52- What does she want?- I'll find out.
0:17:56 > 0:17:58Let's go. Only ain't you got that test later?
0:18:00 > 0:18:02What test?
0:18:02 > 0:18:05Owen said something about a surprise biology test for top set.
0:18:05 > 0:18:07I haven't revised!
0:18:11 > 0:18:14I'm all yours - for practice, I mean.
0:18:14 > 0:18:15What is up with you?
0:18:19 > 0:18:20Right, rehearsals...
0:18:20 > 0:18:22CJ.
0:18:22 > 0:18:24Bog off, Dad. I'm busy.
0:18:24 > 0:18:27Oh, you will be. This way, please.
0:18:28 > 0:18:29SHE EXHALES
0:18:32 > 0:18:33Little project.
0:18:39 > 0:18:41The best jigsaw ever.
0:18:41 > 0:18:43Budge up, let Daddy squeeze in.
0:18:46 > 0:18:47Let the bonding commence.
0:18:50 > 0:18:54Miss, it's really unfair to spring a surprise test without warning.
0:18:54 > 0:18:57If there was a warning it would hardly be a surprise.
0:18:57 > 0:19:00But don't worry - no tests planned, I promise.
0:19:04 > 0:19:06Nero Johnson!
0:19:09 > 0:19:12Bless him, he doesn't know if Polly or Katie is the girl of his dreams.
0:19:12 > 0:19:14That Nero has been well weird today.
0:19:14 > 0:19:17Well, I think he feels awkward.
0:19:18 > 0:19:19Why?
0:19:19 > 0:19:23Because he's Owen's mate and he has to keep it all a secret.
0:19:23 > 0:19:24What secret?
0:19:24 > 0:19:26He thought he liked someone
0:19:26 > 0:19:30but then he dreamt about kissing someone else.
0:19:30 > 0:19:33I knew it! Owen Garland, you're in big trouble!
0:19:33 > 0:19:35No, wait, you've got it the wrong way round!
0:19:35 > 0:19:37Classic! Let's see if she thumps someone!
0:19:42 > 0:19:45Get away from that floozy.
0:19:45 > 0:19:47It's a dummy. I'm practising the kiss of life.
0:19:47 > 0:19:50- Well, you shouldn't be kissing anything.- What?
0:19:50 > 0:19:52Well, they said you liked Polly.
0:19:52 > 0:19:54What... No, we're talking about Nero.
0:19:54 > 0:19:57- He kissed you.- Only in a dream.
0:19:57 > 0:20:00You know, I dreamt that I kissed Owen.
0:20:00 > 0:20:04That doesn't mean I want him to be my boyfriend, although he was a...
0:20:04 > 0:20:05great kisser.
0:20:06 > 0:20:08What's going on?
0:20:08 > 0:20:11Nothing, fam, I swear.
0:20:11 > 0:20:12I think I got mixed up for a minute,
0:20:12 > 0:20:14because me and Katie dance really well, but...
0:20:14 > 0:20:16Gross. Dream on, Zero.
0:20:16 > 0:20:19..I now realise it was more like a nightmare.
0:20:19 > 0:20:20I ain't into you, you know.
0:20:20 > 0:20:23Well, I ain't into you either, big head,
0:20:23 > 0:20:26- so don't flatter yourself.- You know, this is getting complicated.
0:20:26 > 0:20:27Maybe we should just quit the flash mob.
0:20:27 > 0:20:30No way am I missing out on being filmed.
0:20:30 > 0:20:32And I've got to be there to keep an eye on Owen.
0:20:32 > 0:20:34And her.
0:20:34 > 0:20:35It is a dummy!
0:20:37 > 0:20:39SCHOOL BELL RINGS
0:20:43 > 0:20:45Come on! I don't want to be late.
0:20:47 > 0:20:50KNOCK AT DOOR
0:20:50 > 0:20:51Huh?
0:20:53 > 0:20:55OK...
0:20:57 > 0:20:59Polly!
0:20:59 > 0:21:00Nice to see you, too.
0:21:02 > 0:21:04I was feeling bad because...
0:21:05 > 0:21:08You're missing the flash mob to do cleaning.
0:21:08 > 0:21:10So I've come to help.
0:21:11 > 0:21:13I really can't let you do that.
0:21:13 > 0:21:15Don't be silly. You've helped me.
0:21:16 > 0:21:17Good luck!
0:21:25 > 0:21:27Good as new.
0:21:27 > 0:21:28Well, almost.
0:21:29 > 0:21:30Finally.
0:21:30 > 0:21:33That was as much fun as watching your pants dry.
0:21:33 > 0:21:35See you. Oh, no, you can't go.
0:21:36 > 0:21:38It's too soon.
0:21:38 > 0:21:40Let's do another puzzle. Oh...
0:21:42 > 0:21:43Castles of Wales.
0:21:46 > 0:21:47# So angry I'm stuck with my dad
0:21:47 > 0:21:49# Meant to be meeting my mates at the flash mob
0:21:49 > 0:21:53# Instead, I'm stuck in this cave and I'm being forced to fix a plate
0:21:53 > 0:21:55# Wait, now he's changing the rules to keep me here.
0:21:55 > 0:21:56# Look, I'm not a fool
0:21:56 > 0:21:58# I should be out having fun with them all
0:21:58 > 0:22:00# I'm stuck and it sucks, it's so not cool
0:22:00 > 0:22:02# I'm only keeping CJ in to keep him happy
0:22:02 > 0:22:03# I know what's best
0:22:03 > 0:22:05# Father and son, and we're on the mend
0:22:05 > 0:22:08# Fixing this trophy, symbolic of our fractured relationship
0:22:08 > 0:22:10# Sticking it back would be favourable
0:22:10 > 0:22:12# We'll strengthen our bond with bonding glue
0:22:12 > 0:22:14# Then our friendship would be wonderful
0:22:14 > 0:22:15# I'm stuck, got to get out of here
0:22:15 > 0:22:17# Stuck, can't hang around with him
0:22:17 > 0:22:19# Stuck, stuck's where I am right now
0:22:19 > 0:22:20# Stuck, I need a plan right now
0:22:20 > 0:22:22# What am I doing cleaning the den?
0:22:22 > 0:22:24# I should be out dancing and mastering steps
0:22:24 > 0:22:26# Can't tell Polly I'm meeting Katie
0:22:26 > 0:22:28# Stuck in a rut and it's not all gravy
0:22:28 > 0:22:29# I'm stuck, got to get out of here
0:22:29 > 0:22:31# Stuck, can't hoover around all day
0:22:31 > 0:22:33# Stuck, stuck's where I am right now
0:22:33 > 0:22:34# Stuck, I need a plan right now
0:22:34 > 0:22:36# If I'm stuck, he'll get stuck too
0:22:36 > 0:22:38- # Yeah! - # With fast-acting bonding glue
0:22:38 > 0:22:40# I'll smother the plate and let's see now
0:22:40 > 0:22:41# If he likes what real bonding's about
0:22:41 > 0:22:43# And once my dad's stuck, you know what that means
0:22:43 > 0:22:46# Not only will it be funny to see, it means I'll see my friends indeed
0:22:46 > 0:22:48# Cos CJ will be walking free
0:22:48 > 0:22:50# Guess who's stuck now? I'm a genius
0:22:50 > 0:22:52# Flash mob time, see you laters
0:22:52 > 0:22:53# My dad just can't hold me down
0:22:53 > 0:22:55# I was stuck but he's stuck now
0:22:55 > 0:22:57# I'm stuck, stuck to a plate right now
0:22:57 > 0:22:58# Stuck, this isn't great right now
0:22:58 > 0:23:00# Stuck, how will I explain this one?
0:23:00 > 0:23:02# Stuck, but I must stick with my son. #
0:23:02 > 0:23:05I mean, if you kept on top of this regularly,
0:23:05 > 0:23:07it wouldn't be quite so bad.
0:23:07 > 0:23:09Have you got any bleach, because that's...?
0:23:09 > 0:23:11Oh, great job, great job.
0:23:11 > 0:23:12I'll finish off, though.
0:23:12 > 0:23:15But it's still filthy.
0:23:15 > 0:23:17No offence.
0:23:17 > 0:23:19No, no, no. I insist.
0:23:19 > 0:23:20Come on.
0:23:20 > 0:23:23I'll finish off. Enjoy your day.
0:23:24 > 0:23:26Erm, OK...
0:23:27 > 0:23:29I'll see you soon.
0:23:29 > 0:23:30Yeah, yeah.
0:23:39 > 0:23:43- Told you I'd be here.- At last! You're well testing my nerves.
0:23:43 > 0:23:46CJ, look, you can't go now.
0:23:46 > 0:23:48We need more time.
0:23:48 > 0:23:51We've barely lasted as long as a medium-length embassy siege.
0:23:51 > 0:23:53Don't ruin this for me, Dad.
0:23:53 > 0:23:55Look, maybe one day, when you're a dad,
0:23:55 > 0:23:57glued to a symbolic trophy plate,
0:23:57 > 0:24:00you'll understand. I'm just trying to make you happy.
0:24:00 > 0:24:02By taking me away from my friends?
0:24:02 > 0:24:04Yes!
0:24:04 > 0:24:06No.
0:24:06 > 0:24:07What, you've made friends?
0:24:07 > 0:24:11I'm never going to be happy here without mates, am I?
0:24:11 > 0:24:13I've got this the wrong way round, haven't I?
0:24:13 > 0:24:18- Yeah.- To keep someone close, you must first set them free.
0:24:18 > 0:24:20This is well heart-warming, Ding-Dong,
0:24:20 > 0:24:22but we've got a flash mob to do.
0:24:26 > 0:24:30- I believe I have a solvent that will set you free, too, sir.- Urgh!
0:24:36 > 0:24:38About time. Could you not find me or summat?
0:24:38 > 0:24:40I've been stood over there like a right Where's Wally.
0:24:40 > 0:24:42Chill, OK? I made it.
0:24:42 > 0:24:43Go check our names off.
0:24:48 > 0:24:52Hey, where are the cameras going to be? Because I should be out front.
0:24:52 > 0:24:54- You're here?- Polly!
0:24:55 > 0:24:56What are you doing here?
0:24:56 > 0:24:58I thought I'd come and watch.
0:24:58 > 0:25:00You want to watch it?
0:25:00 > 0:25:02But hey, we can join in if you want.
0:25:02 > 0:25:04You don't...
0:25:04 > 0:25:05We don't know the moves.
0:25:05 > 0:25:07We could hide at the back.
0:25:07 > 0:25:10Conquer my nerves, like you said. Go ask.
0:25:22 > 0:25:24Hey, fam'!
0:25:24 > 0:25:26You've got to help me. Polly's here.
0:25:26 > 0:25:29She's going to find out that I dumped her to dance with Katie.
0:25:29 > 0:25:32Another... Sticky situation, eh, sir?
0:25:32 > 0:25:35Isn't humour such a spectacular stress reliever?
0:25:35 > 0:25:37Get on with it, Garlic.
0:25:37 > 0:25:40Erm, yes, yes, of course, right this way.
0:25:40 > 0:25:41This can't happen!
0:25:45 > 0:25:46- Hey!- Hi, you are...?
0:25:46 > 0:25:49Nero Johnson, but listen, you've got to call this whole thing off.
0:25:49 > 0:25:51Why?
0:25:51 > 0:25:53I'm sick. Contagious.
0:25:53 > 0:25:54HE SNEEZES
0:25:54 > 0:25:56This thing could go viral in a totally wrong way.
0:25:58 > 0:26:01Oh, if only I hadn't been exposed to that snake with flu.
0:26:01 > 0:26:03- With flu?- Yeah.
0:26:03 > 0:26:06Half of Afric-Asia have got it. I'm telling you, it's lethal.
0:26:08 > 0:26:10Better safe than sorry, eh?
0:26:10 > 0:26:12Come on.
0:26:12 > 0:26:14Stay there. Temporary quarantine.
0:26:16 > 0:26:20Can we get Nero Johnson's dance partner to first aid, please?
0:26:20 > 0:26:24- OVER RADIO:- 'That's Nero Johnson's dance partner to first aid.'
0:26:29 > 0:26:32Maybe I should check myself into hospital instead. Might be quicker.
0:26:34 > 0:26:36Katie.
0:26:37 > 0:26:40Polly! Ah...
0:26:40 > 0:26:42Well?
0:26:52 > 0:26:55MUSIC: Move Your Feet by Junior Senior
0:26:55 > 0:26:59# Everybody, move your feet and feel united
0:26:59 > 0:27:01# Oh oh oh... #
0:27:03 > 0:27:05So THAT'S what a flash mob is.
0:27:07 > 0:27:08Oh, look at CJ.
0:27:11 > 0:27:12Sensational.
0:27:12 > 0:27:15This will get a lot of hits on the inter-web.
0:27:15 > 0:27:17Man, I should have been out front, man.
0:27:20 > 0:27:22We're going to post it straight online.
0:27:22 > 0:27:24- Viral hit, we hope.- Oh, man.
0:27:24 > 0:27:26This was supposed to make me famous.
0:27:28 > 0:27:30Nero. You're famous after all!
0:27:33 > 0:27:34Put it down, put it down!
0:27:38 > 0:27:39HE GROANS
0:27:40 > 0:27:41# Can't live with 'em
0:27:41 > 0:27:43# And you can't kick them out
0:27:43 > 0:27:44# When they're up they rub it in your face
0:27:44 > 0:27:47- # Kick you when you're down - # But when no-one understands them
0:27:47 > 0:27:48# You know what they're on about
0:27:48 > 0:27:50- # Always gonna be around - # Gotta find a common ground
0:27:50 > 0:27:54# If you know so much about me
0:27:54 > 0:27:55# Where do I go from here?
0:27:55 > 0:27:56# If you see 'em every day
0:27:56 > 0:27:57# You can never get away
0:27:57 > 0:28:00# Only time that you're the boss? 4 o'clock. #