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0:00:06 > 0:00:09# Where d'you go when you know nobody can understand you?

0:00:09 > 0:00:11# When it's just too much to handle

0:00:11 > 0:00:14# What d'you do when you end up somewhere you never planned to?

0:00:14 > 0:00:17# Wash that stress out like it was shampoo

0:00:17 > 0:00:20# You should stay, it can change

0:00:20 > 0:00:23# There's good days and bad days

0:00:23 > 0:00:26# But one day down the line, this time is sure to stop

0:00:26 > 0:00:28# So the only time is now, four o'clock. #

0:00:30 > 0:00:34Cheer up, Nero. You've got a face like a soggy sarnie.

0:00:34 > 0:00:37Yeah, there ARE worse things than gatecrashing a funeral.

0:00:37 > 0:00:39Yeah, there's plague,

0:00:39 > 0:00:43there's pestilence, there's famine.

0:00:43 > 0:00:45Loads of things!

0:00:45 > 0:00:47Do you know, Polly's never going to talk to me again.

0:00:47 > 0:00:48Probably.

0:00:48 > 0:00:50Hey!

0:00:50 > 0:00:51I need you, Nero Johnson.

0:00:54 > 0:00:56I thought you'd never let me help again after last time.

0:00:56 > 0:00:58I wouldn't, but I'm desperate.

0:00:58 > 0:01:00Right.

0:01:00 > 0:01:02You need to teach me how to dance for my sister's wedding.

0:01:02 > 0:01:05My whole family are going to be there and I can't even turn around

0:01:05 > 0:01:07without falling over.

0:01:07 > 0:01:10You spun round on me pretty often and you're still on your feet. Hey!

0:01:12 > 0:01:15- Can you help? - Nero Johnson at your service,

0:01:15 > 0:01:17ten minutes with me and you'll be breakdancing, pretty.

0:01:26 > 0:01:29Check this flash mob out. We're so going to sign up.

0:01:29 > 0:01:32I ain't spending my Saturday mopping up for anyone.

0:01:32 > 0:01:35"Mob" - not "mop", you div!

0:01:35 > 0:01:37When you burst out into dance, like, surprise!

0:01:37 > 0:01:40Oh, I did that at my interview for the Cubs.

0:01:40 > 0:01:42It didn't go down well.

0:01:43 > 0:01:46I thought I'd show my positive attitude.

0:01:47 > 0:01:50It says pairs, and we're a trio.

0:01:51 > 0:01:55OK, ladies, fight over me.

0:01:55 > 0:01:56Go right ahead.

0:01:56 > 0:01:58Argh!

0:01:58 > 0:01:59Ow!

0:01:59 > 0:02:02One, two, three, one, two, three.

0:02:03 > 0:02:04One, two, three.

0:02:05 > 0:02:08I'm sorry!

0:02:08 > 0:02:09No worries.

0:02:09 > 0:02:12I don't use this foot much, anyway.

0:02:12 > 0:02:13Let's try it again, yeah?

0:02:18 > 0:02:20And, go. One, two, three.

0:02:23 > 0:02:24I'm going to have to bail.

0:02:24 > 0:02:27But we've only had one practice.

0:02:27 > 0:02:30Yeah, but I'm even worse than when I started.

0:02:30 > 0:02:32There's no way I can do this in public.

0:02:33 > 0:02:34Ever.

0:02:40 > 0:02:42# First Polly hates me, now she needs me

0:02:42 > 0:02:45- # Hey - # Spinning me around so freely

0:02:45 > 0:02:47# Leaving me dizzy and queasy

0:02:47 > 0:02:50# What's it all mean? Is it just me?

0:02:50 > 0:02:52# Even though she nearly broke my toe

0:02:52 > 0:02:55# I was having fun teaching her my dancing flow

0:02:55 > 0:02:57# It was still early days, but she's called it off

0:02:57 > 0:03:00# It takes two to tango Have I put my foot wrong?

0:03:00 > 0:03:03# Cos I can't seem to put a foot right

0:03:03 > 0:03:05# Did I just choose the wrong sign?

0:03:05 > 0:03:08# Or was my dancing just off time?

0:03:08 > 0:03:11# I don't know, but something's not right

0:03:11 > 0:03:13# Do you know how it feels when you want to be the best

0:03:13 > 0:03:16# But you don't have the skills?

0:03:16 > 0:03:18# And I'm more like the worst

0:03:18 > 0:03:21# Nero could have taught me all that he's learnt

0:03:21 > 0:03:23# Instead I've taken a step back

0:03:23 > 0:03:25# I bet he won't forget that

0:03:26 > 0:03:29# Am I acting a right fool

0:03:29 > 0:03:31# When he's got all the right moves?

0:03:31 > 0:03:34- # Bad timing - # Right moves

0:03:34 > 0:03:36- # No rhythm - # Right moves

0:03:36 > 0:03:39# Did one step get left out?

0:03:39 > 0:03:41# Shall we step up or step out?

0:03:41 > 0:03:44# I've got to find a way to get Polly to dance again

0:03:44 > 0:03:47# Teach her all the cool moves, making her laugh again

0:03:47 > 0:03:49# Losing time like a countdown

0:03:49 > 0:03:51# If I get her to dance then we can hang out

0:03:51 > 0:03:53# Maybe I overreacted

0:03:53 > 0:03:56# Maybe I need to bring Nero back in

0:03:56 > 0:03:58# So I can learn to dance

0:03:58 > 0:04:00# Only to give him a chance

0:04:01 > 0:04:04# Instead I've taking a step back

0:04:04 > 0:04:05# I bet he won't forget that

0:04:07 > 0:04:09# Am I acting a right fool

0:04:09 > 0:04:11# When he's got all the right moves?

0:04:11 > 0:04:14- # Bad timing - # Right moves

0:04:14 > 0:04:16- # No rhythm - # Right moves

0:04:16 > 0:04:18# But time hasn't run out

0:04:18 > 0:04:21# Got to be quick to think of a plan now. #

0:04:26 > 0:04:28Hey, Polly, can I have a word?

0:04:28 > 0:04:29Shh!

0:04:29 > 0:04:33She's right, this is a place for study and focus, so shh!

0:04:34 > 0:04:36Better make that a whisper.

0:04:36 > 0:04:39- OK.- Check this out, I've got a plan to get you over your nerves.

0:04:43 > 0:04:46You do know dancing in public is what I'm nervous about?

0:04:46 > 0:04:48Exactly why you've got to feel the fear and do it anyway.

0:04:50 > 0:04:55OK. As long as you're not too scared to be seen in public

0:04:55 > 0:04:57with me and my two left feet.

0:04:57 > 0:04:59Oh, you're not that bad.

0:05:01 > 0:05:03I'm serious.

0:05:03 > 0:05:05Right, that's it.

0:05:05 > 0:05:08If you can't even read the signs, then why are you even in

0:05:08 > 0:05:09the school library?

0:05:09 > 0:05:11Easy, little library leprechaun.

0:05:11 > 0:05:13I'm out here.

0:05:13 > 0:05:14Laters, Poll.

0:05:14 > 0:05:16Yeah, there's the door.

0:05:17 > 0:05:20What are we supposed to be wearing for this flash mob?

0:05:20 > 0:05:25I've seen Strictly! I don't know if I can pull a sparkly Lycra catsuit.

0:05:27 > 0:05:29Or pull it on.

0:05:29 > 0:05:31You just turn up looking normal, then when they give us the signal

0:05:31 > 0:05:33suddenly we all do the same dance.

0:05:33 > 0:05:35Oh, OK.

0:05:35 > 0:05:37Well, can I pair with CJ?

0:05:37 > 0:05:40No, you're with Darnesh, I'm with CJ.

0:05:43 > 0:05:45- Rehearsal after school? - Sure.- Yeah.

0:05:45 > 0:05:49CJ, we need to get a plunger for the caravan loo, after school.

0:05:49 > 0:05:51Actually, I'm busy.

0:05:51 > 0:05:53I'm sorry - the shopping I can do alone,

0:05:53 > 0:05:55the toilet is going to be very much a two-man job.

0:05:58 > 0:05:59NOW who made the sensible choice?

0:06:01 > 0:06:02Argh!

0:06:05 > 0:06:06No, stop it...

0:06:06 > 0:06:09Oi, you lot, stop yakking like fishwives

0:06:09 > 0:06:10and hoik that up the field.

0:06:10 > 0:06:12- No can do.- Medical emergency, sir.

0:06:14 > 0:06:15Unbelievable.

0:06:17 > 0:06:19Nice, nice save, nice.

0:06:19 > 0:06:22Like my plan with Polly. You heard about this flash mob, bro?

0:06:22 > 0:06:23Yes, yes, I'll be there.

0:06:23 > 0:06:26How's that? No offence, I just don't think you got the moves, that's all.

0:06:26 > 0:06:30First aid. It's the practical for my Scouts badge.

0:06:30 > 0:06:32Why do you think I'm practising bandaging YOU?

0:06:34 > 0:06:36You said medical emergency.

0:06:36 > 0:06:38Yes, which we're practising for.

0:06:39 > 0:06:42Your arm isn't actually broken.

0:06:42 > 0:06:45Health and safety is paramount at these things,

0:06:45 > 0:06:47especially when it's being filmed.

0:06:47 > 0:06:48- Filmed?- Yeah.

0:06:51 > 0:06:54Guys, this could be my big break.

0:06:54 > 0:06:55I could get talent-spotted.

0:06:56 > 0:06:59With hurricane Polly and her big banana feet?

0:07:00 > 0:07:02Look on the plus side.

0:07:02 > 0:07:04You could get on one of them mashups of idiots

0:07:04 > 0:07:06falling into paddling pools.

0:07:06 > 0:07:07So what now?

0:07:13 > 0:07:14Something's come up on Saturday.

0:07:14 > 0:07:16Oh, do you mean the flash mob?

0:07:16 > 0:07:18It's going to be amazing.

0:07:18 > 0:07:21Yeah, about that. The thing is, Polly, I can't go.

0:07:21 > 0:07:23But flash mob fever's gripped the school.

0:07:23 > 0:07:24Everyone's going.

0:07:25 > 0:07:27I said I'd help Owen.

0:07:27 > 0:07:29What, doing first aid at the flash mob?

0:07:29 > 0:07:31Mum. I said I'd help Owen's mum.

0:07:31 > 0:07:33Spring clean, can't say no.

0:07:33 > 0:07:34Gutting!

0:07:36 > 0:07:38Actually, I'm relieved.

0:07:38 > 0:07:41Not sure I'm ready for the public yet.

0:07:41 > 0:07:44- So, we're cool?- Yeah, I was worried you are going to ditch me

0:07:44 > 0:07:46because of my two left feet.

0:07:46 > 0:07:49Nah. What? No way!

0:07:49 > 0:07:52You know, we should still practice for your sister's dance thing.

0:07:52 > 0:07:56Yeah. Turns out she won't cancel the whole wedding,

0:07:56 > 0:07:57said I was being unreasonable.

0:07:59 > 0:08:01Yeah, I'm free today, say...4:30?

0:08:03 > 0:08:04OK.

0:08:05 > 0:08:06See you later.

0:08:10 > 0:08:11- Did you manage to get shot of her? - Hey, shh!

0:08:17 > 0:08:19New plan, I dance with Darnesh.

0:08:19 > 0:08:23- Um, that's not fair.- It's not fair that I can't practice with CJ,

0:08:23 > 0:08:26now that Ding-Dong's got him on bog duty.

0:08:26 > 0:08:27Hold on, what do I supposed to do?

0:08:27 > 0:08:30Don't worry, you can look after the coats.

0:08:33 > 0:08:37Ladies, I know I'm hot stuff, but you're twisting my elbow!

0:08:38 > 0:08:40Nice move, Amber!

0:08:43 > 0:08:46Freeze!

0:08:46 > 0:08:48Who did this?

0:08:48 > 0:08:51'Fess up, or it's going to get pretty ugly.

0:08:51 > 0:08:55Whoever is responsible for this is guaranteed a detention this evening.

0:08:56 > 0:08:57It was me.

0:08:58 > 0:09:00I smashed the trophy.

0:09:01 > 0:09:04Start sweeping, Junior.

0:09:04 > 0:09:07Looks like I can't go bog brush shopping with you after all.

0:09:07 > 0:09:08Shame.

0:09:10 > 0:09:12Well, that's your evening...

0:09:12 > 0:09:14down the toilet(!)

0:09:16 > 0:09:17Detention, all of you.

0:09:19 > 0:09:22Curse my wry sense of humour.

0:09:26 > 0:09:28What's going on?

0:09:28 > 0:09:29Shh.

0:09:29 > 0:09:31It's the goat song dance for Dionysus.

0:09:32 > 0:09:34It's Greek tragedy.

0:09:34 > 0:09:36Oh, it's tragic, all right.

0:09:36 > 0:09:39I am booked to practise my first aid in here.

0:09:43 > 0:09:45Why even have an online booking...?

0:09:45 > 0:09:48Are you sad you'll miss a big break not being at the flash mob?

0:09:48 > 0:09:51Look, the only thing I'll break with Polly around on my toes.

0:09:51 > 0:09:53I need a proper partner to get spotted.

0:09:53 > 0:09:55- Like her.- Aye, she's good.

0:09:55 > 0:09:57She could go on Strictly.

0:09:57 > 0:09:58Not with the mask, though, that's weird.

0:09:58 > 0:10:01What if I do the flash mob, but with someone else?

0:10:01 > 0:10:04I could still see Polly, but not miss out.

0:10:04 > 0:10:06Have your cake and scoff it, too.

0:10:07 > 0:10:10What? No! But all of my stuff is in here!

0:10:11 > 0:10:13You can have the room tomorrow.

0:10:13 > 0:10:15Hey, I was just watching you dance...

0:10:15 > 0:10:16Oi, I'm trying to be all graceful here,

0:10:16 > 0:10:18so if you can just shut your face.

0:10:21 > 0:10:23Katie?

0:10:23 > 0:10:27No way. I'd rather dance with one of them dead frogs in the science lab.

0:10:27 > 0:10:29- But they're filming it! - But I'm busy.

0:10:29 > 0:10:32- I'm helping Owen with his first aid badge.- What?

0:10:32 > 0:10:34I mean, I mean...

0:10:34 > 0:10:37I mean, that's a lovely surprise, Katie, but maybe...

0:10:37 > 0:10:41Now - maybe...it would be better if you just danced with Nero.

0:10:41 > 0:10:43You actually want me to pair up with this joker?

0:10:43 > 0:10:45- Yes.- Why?

0:10:45 > 0:10:47Because he don't want to hold you back!

0:10:47 > 0:10:50And also because you're such a magnificent dancer.

0:10:50 > 0:10:54Hmm. I'm not having you show me up, Zero, so we've got to rehearse it.

0:10:54 > 0:10:57- Totally.- Fine, I'll see you at five o'clock,

0:10:57 > 0:10:59and if you stand me up, I'll spread a rumour

0:10:59 > 0:11:01that you've got six nipples.

0:11:01 > 0:11:04- Aren't you meeting Polly at 4:30? - Oh, rats!

0:11:14 > 0:11:15Shall we do it again?

0:11:16 > 0:11:18No.

0:11:18 > 0:11:20Got to let the muscles rest, you know.

0:11:20 > 0:11:22That's how they learn, Polly.

0:11:22 > 0:11:26Through the house, past the lounge and out the front door.

0:11:26 > 0:11:27You know?

0:11:29 > 0:11:30Bye. See you.

0:11:41 > 0:11:45- Is this yours? - Oh, no, Polly must have left it.

0:11:45 > 0:11:49Um, why's SHE been here? I better not be number two, Zero Johnson.

0:11:49 > 0:11:50No, no, no, no.

0:11:50 > 0:11:53She was just... doing some homework with Owen.

0:11:53 > 0:11:57Don't worry about it. Let's just try the flash mob routine, yeah?

0:11:57 > 0:11:58Are you ready?

0:11:59 > 0:12:03MUSIC: Move Your Feet by Junior Senior

0:12:11 > 0:12:12You're amazing.

0:12:14 > 0:12:17Dancing, obviously, that's what I meant.

0:12:17 > 0:12:18What do you think?

0:12:19 > 0:12:21Yeah, yeah, yeah, fine.

0:12:21 > 0:12:25Sorry, it's just... head still thinking about er...

0:12:25 > 0:12:26homework!

0:12:29 > 0:12:30# Every step, yeah

0:12:30 > 0:12:33# Every twirl, every breath, yeah

0:12:33 > 0:12:34# Never fails, this is it

0:12:34 > 0:12:37# So wonderful how we dance

0:12:37 > 0:12:41# Lost in our world, strike a pose

0:12:41 > 0:12:43# It was written in the stars

0:12:43 > 0:12:45# This is deeper than the dance

0:12:45 > 0:12:48# This connection of us

0:12:48 > 0:12:50# This is something between us

0:12:50 > 0:12:52# But I like Polly, that's for sure

0:12:52 > 0:12:55# But it's mixed up on the dance floor

0:12:55 > 0:12:57# Head says Polly, Katie

0:12:57 > 0:12:59# My feet says it's not a chore

0:12:59 > 0:13:02# Mixed up like something's wrong

0:13:02 > 0:13:04# I'm confused, what's going on?

0:13:04 > 0:13:07# So confused, what's going wrong?

0:13:07 > 0:13:09# Nero, so hard to read

0:13:09 > 0:13:13# It's hard to see why he offered to dance with me

0:13:13 > 0:13:16# Dance with me

0:13:16 > 0:13:19# He was quick to ditch me first and hurry me out

0:13:19 > 0:13:21# Like he didn't want to dance

0:13:21 > 0:13:23# It's hard to see

0:13:26 > 0:13:28# I look awesome, Nero doesn't

0:13:28 > 0:13:30# But he moves well, I look flawless

0:13:30 > 0:13:33# No attention from a someone, that's Owen

0:13:33 > 0:13:35# Where's he gone, huh?

0:13:35 > 0:13:37# Doing homework with that Polly

0:13:37 > 0:13:40# She'll be bringing me sweets and choccies

0:13:40 > 0:13:43# Is this all a trick to keep me from him?

0:13:43 > 0:13:45# Pairing me up with this wally

0:13:45 > 0:13:47# If this is a trick they'll be sorry

0:13:47 > 0:13:49# All mixed up, they'll be sorry. #

0:13:51 > 0:13:53- ALL:- All mixed up.

0:13:54 > 0:13:56# I'm confused with my feelings

0:13:56 > 0:13:59# Trying to bide time, make achievements

0:13:59 > 0:14:01# Wanting Katie to dance with Nero

0:14:01 > 0:14:03# Get my first aid, be a hero

0:14:03 > 0:14:06# I feel like I've pushed them closer

0:14:06 > 0:14:08# Should I be jealous? I don't know but...

0:14:08 > 0:14:09# It's all mixed up

0:14:09 > 0:14:13# It's all mixed up # My feelings all mixed up

0:14:13 > 0:14:15- # All mixed up - # All mixed up

0:14:15 > 0:14:17- # It's all mixed up - # All mixed up

0:14:17 > 0:14:18# All mixed up

0:14:18 > 0:14:22# My feelings

0:14:24 > 0:14:27# It's all mixed up. #

0:14:35 > 0:14:36Are we doing this or what?

0:14:38 > 0:14:40Oi, we've got to practise for the flash mob later.

0:14:40 > 0:14:43We're well rushed because you got us in detention.

0:14:43 > 0:14:45All right, but we aren't doing it at mine.

0:14:45 > 0:14:47There ain't enough room to swing a cat,

0:14:47 > 0:14:48never mind Darnesh.

0:14:51 > 0:14:54Are you dancing with the girl of your dreams again today?

0:14:54 > 0:14:56- Yeah, seeing Katie at lunch. - Katie?

0:14:56 > 0:14:57- I said Polly.- No, you did not.

0:14:57 > 0:14:59I meant Katie. Oh, Polly!

0:15:00 > 0:15:02It's all been mixed up since I kissed Katie.

0:15:02 > 0:15:04You... You did what?!

0:15:04 > 0:15:06In a daydream, not for real.

0:15:06 > 0:15:07Dreams are real, though.

0:15:07 > 0:15:11Your true feelings coming out, like when I dreamt I was a tiger.

0:15:12 > 0:15:14Because you wanted to be one or...?

0:15:14 > 0:15:16Because I knew I always suited stripes.

0:15:18 > 0:15:23So if you dreamt that you kissed Katie, you must like her, Nero.

0:15:23 > 0:15:25- Owen's your best mate.- Well awkward.

0:15:31 > 0:15:32Good morning, team!

0:15:33 > 0:15:37Now, does anybody know why

0:15:37 > 0:15:41our ornamental trophy is missing from our awards cabinet

0:15:41 > 0:15:44and this box of broken pieces is in its place?

0:15:44 > 0:15:46I'm afraid CJ is the culprit.

0:15:47 > 0:15:49Vandals. I blame the parents.

0:15:54 > 0:15:55Someone's in trouble.

0:15:58 > 0:16:00CJ hates it here.

0:16:01 > 0:16:03He hates me.

0:16:05 > 0:16:07If only I had the money to send him to a proper school.

0:16:10 > 0:16:16Well, maybe what you need is a little project this weekend,

0:16:16 > 0:16:18spend some quality time together.

0:16:18 > 0:16:21Break down his resistance to you.

0:16:21 > 0:16:23You really think that would work?

0:16:23 > 0:16:25Well, you've heard of Stockholm syndrome?

0:16:27 > 0:16:29Isn't that about kidnapping?

0:16:29 > 0:16:30Yes, but...

0:16:30 > 0:16:35The point is that even the most resentful hostage can build up

0:16:35 > 0:16:37positive feelings towards his captor

0:16:37 > 0:16:39if they're stuck together for long enough.

0:16:39 > 0:16:42Surely there must be some hope for you and CJ.

0:16:42 > 0:16:46If CJ spends an intense amount of hours with me,

0:16:46 > 0:16:47then he'll form that bond

0:16:47 > 0:16:49and then he'll be happy.

0:16:54 > 0:17:00Piece back together the broken plate with glue and empathy.

0:17:01 > 0:17:03You're right.

0:17:03 > 0:17:06The custody agreement may prevent me from kidnapping my son,

0:17:06 > 0:17:09but it doesn't stop me from kidnapping his heart.

0:17:16 > 0:17:18Reckon we can add an extra twist or something?

0:17:26 > 0:17:28Are we going to be practising today?

0:17:29 > 0:17:34Oh, no, no! I was just showing Katie the moves because she made me.

0:17:34 > 0:17:36You know what she's like. Nightmare.

0:17:36 > 0:17:40Shall we, though, practise the wedding dance?

0:17:40 > 0:17:41- If you're free.- Oh, um...

0:17:42 > 0:17:44Sure.

0:17:44 > 0:17:45Let me just go and get my stuff.

0:17:50 > 0:17:52- What does she want?- I'll find out.

0:17:56 > 0:17:58Let's go. Only ain't you got that test later?

0:18:00 > 0:18:02What test?

0:18:02 > 0:18:05Owen said something about a surprise biology test for top set.

0:18:05 > 0:18:07I haven't revised!

0:18:11 > 0:18:14I'm all yours - for practice, I mean.

0:18:14 > 0:18:15What is up with you?

0:18:19 > 0:18:20Right, rehearsals...

0:18:20 > 0:18:22CJ.

0:18:22 > 0:18:24Bog off, Dad. I'm busy.

0:18:24 > 0:18:27Oh, you will be. This way, please.

0:18:28 > 0:18:29SHE EXHALES

0:18:32 > 0:18:33Little project.

0:18:39 > 0:18:41The best jigsaw ever.

0:18:41 > 0:18:43Budge up, let Daddy squeeze in.

0:18:46 > 0:18:47Let the bonding commence.

0:18:50 > 0:18:54Miss, it's really unfair to spring a surprise test without warning.

0:18:54 > 0:18:57If there was a warning it would hardly be a surprise.

0:18:57 > 0:19:00But don't worry - no tests planned, I promise.

0:19:04 > 0:19:06Nero Johnson!

0:19:09 > 0:19:12Bless him, he doesn't know if Polly or Katie is the girl of his dreams.

0:19:12 > 0:19:14That Nero has been well weird today.

0:19:14 > 0:19:17Well, I think he feels awkward.

0:19:18 > 0:19:19Why?

0:19:19 > 0:19:23Because he's Owen's mate and he has to keep it all a secret.

0:19:23 > 0:19:24What secret?

0:19:24 > 0:19:26He thought he liked someone

0:19:26 > 0:19:30but then he dreamt about kissing someone else.

0:19:30 > 0:19:33I knew it! Owen Garland, you're in big trouble!

0:19:33 > 0:19:35No, wait, you've got it the wrong way round!

0:19:35 > 0:19:37Classic! Let's see if she thumps someone!

0:19:42 > 0:19:45Get away from that floozy.

0:19:45 > 0:19:47It's a dummy. I'm practising the kiss of life.

0:19:47 > 0:19:50- Well, you shouldn't be kissing anything.- What?

0:19:50 > 0:19:52Well, they said you liked Polly.

0:19:52 > 0:19:54What... No, we're talking about Nero.

0:19:54 > 0:19:57- He kissed you.- Only in a dream.

0:19:57 > 0:20:00You know, I dreamt that I kissed Owen.

0:20:00 > 0:20:04That doesn't mean I want him to be my boyfriend, although he was a...

0:20:04 > 0:20:05great kisser.

0:20:06 > 0:20:08What's going on?

0:20:08 > 0:20:11Nothing, fam, I swear.

0:20:11 > 0:20:12I think I got mixed up for a minute,

0:20:12 > 0:20:14because me and Katie dance really well, but...

0:20:14 > 0:20:16Gross. Dream on, Zero.

0:20:16 > 0:20:19..I now realise it was more like a nightmare.

0:20:19 > 0:20:20I ain't into you, you know.

0:20:20 > 0:20:23Well, I ain't into you either, big head,

0:20:23 > 0:20:26- so don't flatter yourself.- You know, this is getting complicated.

0:20:26 > 0:20:27Maybe we should just quit the flash mob.

0:20:27 > 0:20:30No way am I missing out on being filmed.

0:20:30 > 0:20:32And I've got to be there to keep an eye on Owen.

0:20:32 > 0:20:34And her.

0:20:34 > 0:20:35It is a dummy!

0:20:37 > 0:20:39SCHOOL BELL RINGS

0:20:43 > 0:20:45Come on! I don't want to be late.

0:20:47 > 0:20:50KNOCK AT DOOR

0:20:50 > 0:20:51Huh?

0:20:53 > 0:20:55OK...

0:20:57 > 0:20:59Polly!

0:20:59 > 0:21:00Nice to see you, too.

0:21:02 > 0:21:04I was feeling bad because...

0:21:05 > 0:21:08You're missing the flash mob to do cleaning.

0:21:08 > 0:21:10So I've come to help.

0:21:11 > 0:21:13I really can't let you do that.

0:21:13 > 0:21:15Don't be silly. You've helped me.

0:21:16 > 0:21:17Good luck!

0:21:25 > 0:21:27Good as new.

0:21:27 > 0:21:28Well, almost.

0:21:29 > 0:21:30Finally.

0:21:30 > 0:21:33That was as much fun as watching your pants dry.

0:21:33 > 0:21:35See you. Oh, no, you can't go.

0:21:36 > 0:21:38It's too soon.

0:21:38 > 0:21:40Let's do another puzzle. Oh...

0:21:42 > 0:21:43Castles of Wales.

0:21:46 > 0:21:47# So angry I'm stuck with my dad

0:21:47 > 0:21:49# Meant to be meeting my mates at the flash mob

0:21:49 > 0:21:53# Instead, I'm stuck in this cave and I'm being forced to fix a plate

0:21:53 > 0:21:55# Wait, now he's changing the rules to keep me here.

0:21:55 > 0:21:56# Look, I'm not a fool

0:21:56 > 0:21:58# I should be out having fun with them all

0:21:58 > 0:22:00# I'm stuck and it sucks, it's so not cool

0:22:00 > 0:22:02# I'm only keeping CJ in to keep him happy

0:22:02 > 0:22:03# I know what's best

0:22:03 > 0:22:05# Father and son, and we're on the mend

0:22:05 > 0:22:08# Fixing this trophy, symbolic of our fractured relationship

0:22:08 > 0:22:10# Sticking it back would be favourable

0:22:10 > 0:22:12# We'll strengthen our bond with bonding glue

0:22:12 > 0:22:14# Then our friendship would be wonderful

0:22:14 > 0:22:15# I'm stuck, got to get out of here

0:22:15 > 0:22:17# Stuck, can't hang around with him

0:22:17 > 0:22:19# Stuck, stuck's where I am right now

0:22:19 > 0:22:20# Stuck, I need a plan right now

0:22:20 > 0:22:22# What am I doing cleaning the den?

0:22:22 > 0:22:24# I should be out dancing and mastering steps

0:22:24 > 0:22:26# Can't tell Polly I'm meeting Katie

0:22:26 > 0:22:28# Stuck in a rut and it's not all gravy

0:22:28 > 0:22:29# I'm stuck, got to get out of here

0:22:29 > 0:22:31# Stuck, can't hoover around all day

0:22:31 > 0:22:33# Stuck, stuck's where I am right now

0:22:33 > 0:22:34# Stuck, I need a plan right now

0:22:34 > 0:22:36# If I'm stuck, he'll get stuck too

0:22:36 > 0:22:38- # Yeah! - # With fast-acting bonding glue

0:22:38 > 0:22:40# I'll smother the plate and let's see now

0:22:40 > 0:22:41# If he likes what real bonding's about

0:22:41 > 0:22:43# And once my dad's stuck, you know what that means

0:22:43 > 0:22:46# Not only will it be funny to see, it means I'll see my friends indeed

0:22:46 > 0:22:48# Cos CJ will be walking free

0:22:48 > 0:22:50# Guess who's stuck now? I'm a genius

0:22:50 > 0:22:52# Flash mob time, see you laters

0:22:52 > 0:22:53# My dad just can't hold me down

0:22:53 > 0:22:55# I was stuck but he's stuck now

0:22:55 > 0:22:57# I'm stuck, stuck to a plate right now

0:22:57 > 0:22:58# Stuck, this isn't great right now

0:22:58 > 0:23:00# Stuck, how will I explain this one?

0:23:00 > 0:23:02# Stuck, but I must stick with my son. #

0:23:02 > 0:23:05I mean, if you kept on top of this regularly,

0:23:05 > 0:23:07it wouldn't be quite so bad.

0:23:07 > 0:23:09Have you got any bleach, because that's...?

0:23:09 > 0:23:11Oh, great job, great job.

0:23:11 > 0:23:12I'll finish off, though.

0:23:12 > 0:23:15But it's still filthy.

0:23:15 > 0:23:17No offence.

0:23:17 > 0:23:19No, no, no. I insist.

0:23:19 > 0:23:20Come on.

0:23:20 > 0:23:23I'll finish off. Enjoy your day.

0:23:24 > 0:23:26Erm, OK...

0:23:27 > 0:23:29I'll see you soon.

0:23:29 > 0:23:30Yeah, yeah.

0:23:39 > 0:23:43- Told you I'd be here.- At last! You're well testing my nerves.

0:23:43 > 0:23:46CJ, look, you can't go now.

0:23:46 > 0:23:48We need more time.

0:23:48 > 0:23:51We've barely lasted as long as a medium-length embassy siege.

0:23:51 > 0:23:53Don't ruin this for me, Dad.

0:23:53 > 0:23:55Look, maybe one day, when you're a dad,

0:23:55 > 0:23:57glued to a symbolic trophy plate,

0:23:57 > 0:24:00you'll understand. I'm just trying to make you happy.

0:24:00 > 0:24:02By taking me away from my friends?

0:24:02 > 0:24:04Yes!

0:24:04 > 0:24:06No.

0:24:06 > 0:24:07What, you've made friends?

0:24:07 > 0:24:11I'm never going to be happy here without mates, am I?

0:24:11 > 0:24:13I've got this the wrong way round, haven't I?

0:24:13 > 0:24:18- Yeah.- To keep someone close, you must first set them free.

0:24:18 > 0:24:20This is well heart-warming, Ding-Dong,

0:24:20 > 0:24:22but we've got a flash mob to do.

0:24:26 > 0:24:30- I believe I have a solvent that will set you free, too, sir.- Urgh!

0:24:36 > 0:24:38About time. Could you not find me or summat?

0:24:38 > 0:24:40I've been stood over there like a right Where's Wally.

0:24:40 > 0:24:42Chill, OK? I made it.

0:24:42 > 0:24:43Go check our names off.

0:24:48 > 0:24:52Hey, where are the cameras going to be? Because I should be out front.

0:24:52 > 0:24:54- You're here?- Polly!

0:24:55 > 0:24:56What are you doing here?

0:24:56 > 0:24:58I thought I'd come and watch.

0:24:58 > 0:25:00You want to watch it?

0:25:00 > 0:25:02But hey, we can join in if you want.

0:25:02 > 0:25:04You don't...

0:25:04 > 0:25:05We don't know the moves.

0:25:05 > 0:25:07We could hide at the back.

0:25:07 > 0:25:10Conquer my nerves, like you said. Go ask.

0:25:22 > 0:25:24Hey, fam'!

0:25:24 > 0:25:26You've got to help me. Polly's here.

0:25:26 > 0:25:29She's going to find out that I dumped her to dance with Katie.

0:25:29 > 0:25:32Another... Sticky situation, eh, sir?

0:25:32 > 0:25:35Isn't humour such a spectacular stress reliever?

0:25:35 > 0:25:37Get on with it, Garlic.

0:25:37 > 0:25:40Erm, yes, yes, of course, right this way.

0:25:40 > 0:25:41This can't happen!

0:25:45 > 0:25:46- Hey!- Hi, you are...?

0:25:46 > 0:25:49Nero Johnson, but listen, you've got to call this whole thing off.

0:25:49 > 0:25:51Why?

0:25:51 > 0:25:53I'm sick. Contagious.

0:25:53 > 0:25:54HE SNEEZES

0:25:54 > 0:25:56This thing could go viral in a totally wrong way.

0:25:58 > 0:26:01Oh, if only I hadn't been exposed to that snake with flu.

0:26:01 > 0:26:03- With flu?- Yeah.

0:26:03 > 0:26:06Half of Afric-Asia have got it. I'm telling you, it's lethal.

0:26:08 > 0:26:10Better safe than sorry, eh?

0:26:10 > 0:26:12Come on.

0:26:12 > 0:26:14Stay there. Temporary quarantine.

0:26:16 > 0:26:20Can we get Nero Johnson's dance partner to first aid, please?

0:26:20 > 0:26:24- OVER RADIO:- 'That's Nero Johnson's dance partner to first aid.'

0:26:29 > 0:26:32Maybe I should check myself into hospital instead. Might be quicker.

0:26:34 > 0:26:36Katie.

0:26:37 > 0:26:40Polly! Ah...

0:26:40 > 0:26:42Well?

0:26:52 > 0:26:55MUSIC: Move Your Feet by Junior Senior

0:26:55 > 0:26:59# Everybody, move your feet and feel united

0:26:59 > 0:27:01# Oh oh oh... #

0:27:03 > 0:27:05So THAT'S what a flash mob is.

0:27:07 > 0:27:08Oh, look at CJ.

0:27:11 > 0:27:12Sensational.

0:27:12 > 0:27:15This will get a lot of hits on the inter-web.

0:27:15 > 0:27:17Man, I should have been out front, man.

0:27:20 > 0:27:22We're going to post it straight online.

0:27:22 > 0:27:24- Viral hit, we hope.- Oh, man.

0:27:24 > 0:27:26This was supposed to make me famous.

0:27:28 > 0:27:30Nero. You're famous after all!

0:27:33 > 0:27:34Put it down, put it down!

0:27:38 > 0:27:39HE GROANS

0:27:40 > 0:27:41# Can't live with 'em

0:27:41 > 0:27:43# And you can't kick them out

0:27:43 > 0:27:44# When they're up they rub it in your face

0:27:44 > 0:27:47- # Kick you when you're down - # But when no-one understands them

0:27:47 > 0:27:48# You know what they're on about

0:27:48 > 0:27:50- # Always gonna be around - # Gotta find a common ground

0:27:50 > 0:27:54# If you know so much about me

0:27:54 > 0:27:55# Where do I go from here?

0:27:55 > 0:27:56# If you see 'em every day

0:27:56 > 0:27:57# You can never get away

0:27:57 > 0:28:00# Only time that you're the boss? 4 o'clock. #