0:00:06 > 0:00:09# Where do you go when you know nobody can understand you?
0:00:09 > 0:00:12# When it's just too much to handle?
0:00:12 > 0:00:15# What do you do when you end up somewhere you never planned to?
0:00:15 > 0:00:17# Washed out, stressed out like it was shampoo
0:00:17 > 0:00:20# You should stay It can change
0:00:20 > 0:00:22# There's good days and bad days
0:00:22 > 0:00:26# But one day down the line this time is sure to stop
0:00:26 > 0:00:28# So the only time is now 4 O'Clock
0:00:28 > 0:00:30# 4 O'Clock, 4 O'Clock, 4 O'Clock. #
0:00:32 > 0:00:34Wake up.
0:00:37 > 0:00:39Thought you were serious about doing my paper round.
0:00:39 > 0:00:43Yeah, course I'm serious. I need the money.
0:00:43 > 0:00:44What time is it?
0:00:44 > 0:00:47Later than you promised. Get up.
0:00:47 > 0:00:48All right, Mum!
0:00:48 > 0:00:51- Any chance of a cup of tea?- Ugh...
0:00:58 > 0:00:59Oi!
0:01:00 > 0:01:03- I've just polished there!- So?
0:01:03 > 0:01:06- You've ruined my floor! - Cry me a river.
0:01:06 > 0:01:07Everything OK, Isaac?
0:01:07 > 0:01:10- He's made my floor dirty. - Oh, boo-hoo.
0:01:10 > 0:01:12Bad Mr Nunn got mud on the wickle baby's floor.
0:01:12 > 0:01:14Graham, please!
0:01:14 > 0:01:17A little consideration for your colleagues.
0:01:17 > 0:01:19Nobody ever respects what I do, especially him.
0:01:20 > 0:01:24Actually, that's what I wanted to talk to you about.
0:01:27 > 0:01:30I get the impression that you feel undervalued here.
0:01:30 > 0:01:32Come to assembly this morning.
0:01:32 > 0:01:34Got a surprise for you.
0:01:34 > 0:01:36Fine.
0:01:36 > 0:01:37Can I get on now?
0:01:44 > 0:01:48It's important you don't mix up the papers. The regulars HATE that.
0:01:48 > 0:01:51Mrs Goodman's one of my customers, if that helps your motivation.
0:01:51 > 0:01:52You do it, if you don't trust me.
0:01:52 > 0:01:55I've got revision to do, can't change my plans now.
0:01:57 > 0:01:59- Ready, Nero?- Why is Mr Harris here?
0:01:59 > 0:02:01We don't get to spend enough time together these days.
0:02:01 > 0:02:04Nero suggested we get some breakfast.
0:02:04 > 0:02:07Actually, you know how we could spend some real quality time?
0:02:07 > 0:02:10If you help me with Owen's paper round.
0:02:10 > 0:02:13That's why you really invited me here, isn't it?
0:02:13 > 0:02:15Unbelievable.
0:02:15 > 0:02:17Reporting for duty!
0:02:18 > 0:02:21- Oh, don't tell me you've got him involved too!- I'm giving him a cut.
0:02:21 > 0:02:23That isn't the issue!
0:02:23 > 0:02:26It's because you know I do a more efficient job than you, Owen.
0:02:26 > 0:02:29- Ha-ha-ha!- Ha-ha-ha. - Well, we better get a move on.
0:02:29 > 0:02:31School starts in an hour.
0:02:31 > 0:02:34Look, with three of us, there's less chance of anything going wrong.
0:02:38 > 0:02:40More like three times the chance of disaster.
0:02:49 > 0:02:52- He's coming over again!- Quick, run.
0:02:52 > 0:02:54Morning, senoritas.
0:02:54 > 0:02:55What's on the agenda for today?
0:02:55 > 0:02:59Erm, we were just going, actually.
0:02:59 > 0:03:01Yeah, girlie business.
0:03:01 > 0:03:04You, erm, wouldn't be interested.
0:03:04 > 0:03:05Well, I might be.
0:03:06 > 0:03:09Look at that cloud over there, it's shaped like a...
0:03:09 > 0:03:12- mashed potato.- Oh, yeah, ha-ha!
0:03:14 > 0:03:16Oh, great, now I'm hungry.
0:03:26 > 0:03:29Why is he hanging around with us so much these days?
0:03:29 > 0:03:33- Because that Owen has a girlfriend and he doesn't.- Ugh...
0:03:33 > 0:03:36Maybe we could just hide from him for the rest of the term.
0:03:36 > 0:03:38For six weeks?
0:03:38 > 0:03:40Eh...
0:03:40 > 0:03:41Worth it.
0:03:47 > 0:03:49What do you need money for, anyway?
0:03:49 > 0:03:52- Is there someone you're trying to impress?- Not in that way.
0:03:52 > 0:03:55But there is this girl at school, Holly, she thinks I'm a loser, so...
0:03:55 > 0:03:59- And? - Well, I thought if I had money...
0:03:59 > 0:04:02Trust me, there are plenty of losers with money.
0:04:05 > 0:04:07Ooh, this is nice!
0:04:07 > 0:04:09Wouldn't mind being in a place like this. Classy!
0:04:10 > 0:04:12Hey, this is Goodman's house.
0:04:12 > 0:04:15So, this is what being a head teacher buys you.
0:04:15 > 0:04:16Ha! Cute cats.
0:04:18 > 0:04:21What are you doing? That's the wrong newspaper, you muppet!
0:04:21 > 0:04:23- Oh, what?- Good job!
0:04:23 > 0:04:27The main thing Owen said not to do and you just did it!
0:04:27 > 0:04:28It's all right, I think I can reach it.
0:04:28 > 0:04:32HE GRUNTS
0:04:32 > 0:04:36- Don't tell me, you're stuck. - I can't be stuck.
0:04:36 > 0:04:37What's going on?
0:04:37 > 0:04:38I'm stuck.
0:04:47 > 0:04:48All done?
0:04:48 > 0:04:51You don't ask a girl that when she's just come out the loo.
0:04:51 > 0:04:52Oh.
0:04:52 > 0:04:56- Oh! We need to get to assembly. - Oh, what about break time?
0:04:56 > 0:04:59I could meet you somewhere and we could read each other's horoscopes.
0:04:59 > 0:05:02Actually, we're going to the library.
0:05:03 > 0:05:07- To give free makeovers. - You know, to girls.
0:05:07 > 0:05:09- You wouldn't be interested. - I might be.
0:05:10 > 0:05:12Right, well, meet you there, then.
0:05:14 > 0:05:16What are you doing?
0:05:16 > 0:05:18Well, we're going to try and find some poor mug
0:05:18 > 0:05:19to be his girlfriend, ain't we?
0:05:22 > 0:05:23Ah!
0:05:24 > 0:05:28I would call that a partial success.
0:05:28 > 0:05:29Where's my watch?
0:05:30 > 0:05:34- Oh, it must have come off! - Just forget it. Let's go.
0:05:34 > 0:05:37But I can't forget it, it was a gift from Lizzie! She had it engraved.
0:05:37 > 0:05:40If it's engraved, won't Mrs Goodman know you're the one
0:05:40 > 0:05:43who just vandalised her letterbox?
0:05:43 > 0:05:45Just ask her for it back. I mean, she's your boss.
0:05:45 > 0:05:48That would mean admitting he's damaged her front door.
0:05:50 > 0:05:53- I can't believe this. - Mrs Goodman! Are you in there?
0:05:53 > 0:05:56- Mate, she'll be at school. - Which is where we should be.
0:05:56 > 0:05:57We're already late!
0:06:00 > 0:06:01There's a window!
0:06:02 > 0:06:04We won't be able to reach it from there.
0:06:04 > 0:06:06No, stupid, we go in and get it.
0:06:06 > 0:06:11Are you advocating breaking in to Mrs Goodman's house?
0:06:11 > 0:06:15We go in, swap the newspaper, grab the watch, head out.
0:06:15 > 0:06:17We don't even know if we can get the window open all the way.
0:06:17 > 0:06:19Chester's small, he can fit through the gap.
0:06:19 > 0:06:23Chester doesn't want anything to do with this absurd and illegal plan.
0:06:23 > 0:06:27If you do this, I will be forced to alert the authorities.
0:06:27 > 0:06:31- We're trespassing as it is. - Exactly - you're already involved.
0:06:31 > 0:06:35Don't either of you ever do anything like this. It's very, very wrong.
0:06:41 > 0:06:46Isaac, you are one of the unsung heroes of Elmsmere.
0:06:47 > 0:06:49- Am I in trouble?- No!
0:06:51 > 0:06:54For all that you do for Elmsmere,
0:06:54 > 0:06:58on behalf of all the staff and all the students,
0:06:58 > 0:07:04we would like to present you with this token of our huge appreciation.
0:07:06 > 0:07:08Do you want me to bin this?
0:07:08 > 0:07:10No.
0:07:10 > 0:07:11It's a gift.
0:07:11 > 0:07:13For you.
0:07:16 > 0:07:17Ta-da!
0:07:19 > 0:07:22Your very own ride-on floor cleaner.
0:07:23 > 0:07:26I thought you called me here to clean up some more sick!
0:07:26 > 0:07:29Why's the mop jockey getting special treatment? I thought we were skint.
0:07:29 > 0:07:32- Yes, we took it out of your sports budget.- Eh?
0:07:32 > 0:07:33What about my new rugby posts?
0:07:34 > 0:07:37Well, it looks like they've been KICKED into touch.
0:07:43 > 0:07:45I'm so having a go on that.
0:07:51 > 0:07:52What's keeping him?
0:07:52 > 0:07:55We're so late for school. Mr Harris?
0:07:55 > 0:07:58Shh! The neighbours will hear you.
0:07:58 > 0:08:00I guess we're just going to have to go in and get him.
0:08:00 > 0:08:04I'm not going in there! It's Mrs Goodman's house.
0:08:04 > 0:08:06Well, you stay out here, then. Your choice.
0:08:08 > 0:08:10# How did I end up here?
0:08:10 > 0:08:14# I've committed an act of trespassing
0:08:14 > 0:08:18# It's a travesty that I'm an accessory to vandalism
0:08:18 > 0:08:20# Of someone's front door
0:08:20 > 0:08:21# I could go to prison!
0:08:21 > 0:08:24# Don't think I'd make it through a life behind bars
0:08:24 > 0:08:26# Much more suited to a punishment
0:08:26 > 0:08:30# Of books shuffled up in the wrong order
0:08:30 > 0:08:32# But to make matters worse
0:08:32 > 0:08:35# I'm late for school when I'm usually there first
0:08:35 > 0:08:37# Now detention's on the menu
0:08:37 > 0:08:39# That's a dish I've never tried
0:08:39 > 0:08:43# But I'd much rather that than what's in store for my life
0:08:43 > 0:08:46# I'm falling into the depths of organised crime
0:08:46 > 0:08:49# Yes, I'm ashamed of myself this time
0:08:49 > 0:08:52# I'm a criminal
0:08:52 > 0:08:55# A shady individual
0:08:56 > 0:08:59# Am I a criminal?
0:08:59 > 0:09:02# The situation is pitiful
0:09:02 > 0:09:04# Am I a criminal?
0:09:04 > 0:09:07# I should run away and find refuge Restore peace
0:09:07 > 0:09:11# What if the others get caught and give my name to the police?
0:09:11 > 0:09:15# What if Mr Harris slipped, fell unconscious on the floor?
0:09:15 > 0:09:18# That would make me an accessory to assault!
0:09:18 > 0:09:22# He may not be unconscious, could be cowering on the floor
0:09:22 > 0:09:25# Screaming while he's cornered by some flesh-eating dog
0:09:25 > 0:09:29# The best thing I can do is follow both of them inside
0:09:29 > 0:09:33# Monitor behaviour I'm the one to supervise
0:09:33 > 0:09:36# The sooner this is over with the sooner I'll stop rapping
0:09:36 > 0:09:40# And head back to school and pretend this never happened. #
0:09:40 > 0:09:44On second thought, perhaps I will come with you.
0:09:44 > 0:09:46# Ooh When you hear the sirens
0:09:46 > 0:09:49# Ooh It's the police
0:09:49 > 0:09:52# Ooh When you hear the sirens
0:09:52 > 0:09:54# Ooh It's the police
0:09:54 > 0:09:57# Ooh When you hear the sirens
0:09:57 > 0:09:59# Ooh It's the police
0:09:59 > 0:10:02# Ooh When you hear the sirens
0:10:02 > 0:10:03# Ooh. #
0:10:03 > 0:10:07- Imagine if we all had one of those. It would be...- Chaos.
0:10:08 > 0:10:10You say that as if it's a bad thing.
0:10:12 > 0:10:15- Darnesh, you're on distraction. - Roger, roger!
0:10:15 > 0:10:17You're not seriously going on a joyride!
0:10:17 > 0:10:22- What's the worst that can happen? - Yeah, it'll be like bumper cars.
0:10:22 > 0:10:24Oh, OK, that's fine, then.
0:10:24 > 0:10:26It'll be just like driving one of those little cars
0:10:26 > 0:10:28crashing into things.
0:10:35 > 0:10:38Mr Rodgers, a bad boy called Barnesh made a big mess!
0:10:40 > 0:10:43- Who's done that?- Definitely not me.
0:10:43 > 0:10:45ISAAC SIGHS
0:10:50 > 0:10:53- Is that as fast as it goes? - I think so. Not very exciting.
0:10:55 > 0:10:57- Ah!- Argh!
0:10:57 > 0:10:59CRASH!
0:10:59 > 0:11:00Oi!
0:11:01 > 0:11:02Get off the cleaner!
0:11:12 > 0:11:14Look, it came off!
0:11:14 > 0:11:18Let's not add criminal damage to breaking and entering. Put it back.
0:11:21 > 0:11:24- Where is he?- I've no idea.
0:11:25 > 0:11:29Do you think he's hurt? What if he's been...captured?
0:11:29 > 0:11:32- By who?- Mr Goodman.
0:11:32 > 0:11:34Face it, we know nothing about him.
0:11:34 > 0:11:36Don't be flighty. Come on.
0:11:40 > 0:11:411p fine.
0:11:42 > 0:11:46- Sorry?- That book, it's in three minutes late.
0:11:46 > 0:11:47That's a 1p fine.
0:11:47 > 0:11:501p? Are you being serious?
0:11:58 > 0:11:59Thanks.
0:12:01 > 0:12:03Is there something else?
0:12:03 > 0:12:07- Yes, I'd like some other books. - Oh, yeah? What can I get you?
0:12:07 > 0:12:09Lord Of The Fines.
0:12:09 > 0:12:13Oh, Harry Potter And The Pedantic Librarian.
0:12:13 > 0:12:15Those aren't real books.
0:12:18 > 0:12:20Little Women?
0:12:20 > 0:12:22Coming through.
0:12:22 > 0:12:23We're giving free makeovers!
0:12:25 > 0:12:26I'm fine, thank you.
0:12:26 > 0:12:30Oh, everyone needs a little bit of pampering from time to time.
0:12:30 > 0:12:34Yeah, right, but I'm sort of revising, so...
0:12:34 > 0:12:37Well, we can give you the makeover as you're revising.
0:12:39 > 0:12:41So, you got any, er...
0:12:43 > 0:12:47..good gossip, eh?
0:12:47 > 0:12:48Let's hear it, girlfriend.
0:12:48 > 0:12:51Eli's very in touch with his feminine side.
0:12:51 > 0:12:53He's quite the catch.
0:12:53 > 0:12:56So handsome! I mean, look at his...dreamy eyes.
0:12:58 > 0:13:02Yeah, such...big...broad shoulders.
0:13:02 > 0:13:03And he's...funny.
0:13:04 > 0:13:06So funny!
0:13:06 > 0:13:09He really knows how to make a girl feel special.
0:13:10 > 0:13:12Uh...
0:13:12 > 0:13:14Yeah.
0:13:14 > 0:13:17I, uh, just...
0:13:17 > 0:13:20remembered that I have to be somewhere else.
0:13:24 > 0:13:27- That was weird.- I ain't complaining.
0:13:30 > 0:13:32So, this is the library.
0:13:38 > 0:13:40- What you doing?- Don't move.
0:13:41 > 0:13:42Why?
0:13:42 > 0:13:43Sensor alarm.
0:13:43 > 0:13:46One movement can set it off.
0:13:46 > 0:13:47Oh, you're joking me.
0:13:47 > 0:13:50I knew it. We're going to prison.
0:13:50 > 0:13:53What have you gotten me into?
0:13:53 > 0:13:55- Shhh!- Shhh!
0:13:58 > 0:13:59She drove right into me,
0:13:59 > 0:14:02and look what she's done to the school trophies!
0:14:02 > 0:14:04You did that when you jumped out and sat on it.
0:14:04 > 0:14:07I've got whiplash! I could sue the school!
0:14:07 > 0:14:09You're lucky I'm not one to make a fuss.
0:14:10 > 0:14:14Suffice to say, you'll both be in detention for a very long time.
0:14:14 > 0:14:19I live with you. My whole life's just one big detention.
0:14:19 > 0:14:22They were out of order, but...
0:14:22 > 0:14:24I left the keys in the cleaner.
0:14:24 > 0:14:25I should have kept a closer eye.
0:14:25 > 0:14:26Yeah, it's his fault.
0:14:26 > 0:14:29He should never have been bought that contraption in the first place.
0:14:29 > 0:14:31- It's an outrage.- Well...
0:14:31 > 0:14:33It should be taken off of him and sold
0:14:33 > 0:14:36so we can buy something safe, like rugby posts.
0:14:36 > 0:14:40- Stop complaining! - Are you complaining, Mr Nunn?
0:14:40 > 0:14:42What? Maybe.
0:14:43 > 0:14:45Officially?
0:14:45 > 0:14:48- Yeah, why not? - An official complaint?
0:14:49 > 0:14:54Well, I'm sorry, Isaac, but in this case we have no option.
0:14:54 > 0:14:58We're going to have to suspend you, pending a full investigation.
0:14:58 > 0:15:00- What's going on? - You're out, sunshine.
0:15:00 > 0:15:02What? No!
0:15:02 > 0:15:03Collect your things.
0:15:03 > 0:15:06I'll be escorting you out of the school.
0:15:11 > 0:15:12# I'm feeling pretty sad
0:15:12 > 0:15:14# For such a silly gag
0:15:14 > 0:15:17# What started as fun has turned out really bad
0:15:17 > 0:15:20# Because of my prank, Isaac just lost his job
0:15:20 > 0:15:22# That's not fair, he didn't do anything wrong
0:15:22 > 0:15:25# I love a joke but I don't like the feeling
0:15:25 > 0:15:28# Of seeing Isaac getting suspended And I'm the reason
0:15:28 > 0:15:31# Feeling guilty I think that I should
0:15:31 > 0:15:34# Start a campaign called bring back Isaac
0:15:34 > 0:15:37# Yeah, I need to bring back Isaac
0:15:37 > 0:15:40# Make some posters called bring back Isaac
0:15:40 > 0:15:42# Tea coasters saying bring back Isaac
0:15:42 > 0:15:45# Even my greengrocer says bring back Isaac
0:15:45 > 0:15:48# What if I said he was lying to protect me?
0:15:48 > 0:15:51# I stole the key while I tickled his belly
0:15:51 > 0:15:54# Or I could make a mess so filthy they'll need a mop
0:15:54 > 0:15:57# They'll beg Isaac to come back and clean it up
0:15:57 > 0:16:00# Or better yet, convince Nunn to stop complaining
0:16:00 > 0:16:02# And take back his original statement
0:16:02 > 0:16:05# I'm pretty good at sweet-talking to get my way
0:16:05 > 0:16:08# I do it with my big sis Lizzie every day
0:16:08 > 0:16:11# OK, Nunn's a tougher cookie that's kind of stale
0:16:11 > 0:16:14# But I think that I can break him with a little help
0:16:14 > 0:16:17# He's going to be a hard task but it could be fun
0:16:17 > 0:16:20# For the sake of Isaac, got to work on Nunn
0:16:20 > 0:16:22# Yeah, I need to bring back Isaac
0:16:22 > 0:16:25# Make some posters called bring back Isaac
0:16:25 > 0:16:28# Tea coasters say bring back Isaac
0:16:28 > 0:16:31# Even my greengrocer says bring back Isaac
0:16:31 > 0:16:34# Yeah, I need to bring back Isaac
0:16:34 > 0:16:37# Make some posters called bring back Isaac
0:16:37 > 0:16:40# Adapt the toaster to bring back Isaac
0:16:40 > 0:16:43# I think I should bring back Isaac. #
0:16:44 > 0:16:45Come on, I've got a plan!
0:16:48 > 0:16:50We'll have to obviously call in agency cleaning staff.
0:16:50 > 0:16:52Listen, about selling the polisher...
0:16:52 > 0:16:55Actually, Graham, since you're obviously so concerned with
0:16:55 > 0:16:59how the school is maintained, perhaps you could supervise them.
0:16:59 > 0:17:02What? Are you making me king of the caretakers?
0:17:02 > 0:17:04Oh, thank you!
0:17:05 > 0:17:07I knew you were the man for the job.
0:17:12 > 0:17:15I never should have trusted them with my paper round.
0:17:15 > 0:17:18Er, you're surprised?
0:17:18 > 0:17:21- They're idiots and you're a bigger idiot for trusting them.- Yeah!
0:17:25 > 0:17:27PHONE RINGS
0:17:29 > 0:17:32It's probably school wanting to know where we are.
0:17:32 > 0:17:35What do we say? We have to explain why we're so late.
0:17:35 > 0:17:38You have to shut up, fam, or you're going to set off that alarm.
0:17:38 > 0:17:39It's OK, she's got cats.
0:17:40 > 0:17:44- And?- Her alarm has pet sensors!
0:17:44 > 0:17:48So we'll be OK as long as we make extremely small movements.
0:17:49 > 0:17:51Now, we were lucky with your phone back then.
0:17:51 > 0:17:54The ring could have startled us, we could have set off the alarm.
0:17:54 > 0:17:58So, phones on silent. Slowly.
0:18:12 > 0:18:15Now, if we move very slowly to get the watch,
0:18:15 > 0:18:18I reckon we can get out of here without anyone knowing.
0:18:18 > 0:18:20It's better than just standing here.
0:18:20 > 0:18:24On three. One, two, three.
0:18:35 > 0:18:36Maybe we could go a bit faster.
0:18:42 > 0:18:45No Nero, no Mr Harris and no Chester.
0:18:45 > 0:18:49- Where are they?- Maybe they got lost. - They're on a...
0:18:50 > 0:18:53They're on a paper round, they're not kayaking up the Amazon.
0:18:53 > 0:18:54No need to bite my head off.
0:18:56 > 0:18:59- I need to talk to Owen.- Go on, then.
0:18:59 > 0:19:02What if what I had to say to him was about you?
0:19:03 > 0:19:06- Like what?- Eli, it's not the time.
0:19:06 > 0:19:08I've just got a lot of things on my mind.
0:19:08 > 0:19:11It's never the time any more with you!
0:19:11 > 0:19:13And because of that I've had to hang out with Fleur and Eleesha
0:19:13 > 0:19:15and now they fancy me.
0:19:15 > 0:19:16SHE SNORTS
0:19:16 > 0:19:19It's true! They were nice about my shoulders.
0:19:19 > 0:19:22- What?- I don't fancy them. What do I do?
0:19:22 > 0:19:24Er, let them down gently but firmly.
0:19:24 > 0:19:27There's no sense in stringing them along unduly.
0:19:27 > 0:19:30Don't expect them to like it.
0:19:30 > 0:19:32Getting turned down by someone like you...
0:19:33 > 0:19:34..that's got to hurt.
0:19:37 > 0:19:41Mr Nunn, we made you this in food tech.
0:19:41 > 0:19:44It's to say sorry for the accident.
0:19:44 > 0:19:47- It tastes better than it looks. - Hopefully.
0:19:47 > 0:19:49Secret ingredient is icing.
0:19:50 > 0:19:53Right, well, weird apology accepted.
0:19:54 > 0:19:57We were thinking, now that the dust has settled
0:19:57 > 0:19:59and you've forgiven us,
0:19:59 > 0:20:03you'd maybe like to drop your complaint against Isaac.
0:20:03 > 0:20:05Um... Go away.
0:20:10 > 0:20:12Now, we've come to the crucial section,
0:20:12 > 0:20:17so it's absolutely vital we don't make any sudden movements.
0:20:17 > 0:20:20PHONE VIBRATES
0:20:20 > 0:20:22- ALARM BLARES - You've set it off!
0:20:22 > 0:20:26- The code, put in the code! - The code, the code!
0:20:26 > 0:20:27What's the code?
0:20:28 > 0:20:31- When's Mrs Goodman's birthday? - What? Why?
0:20:31 > 0:20:33- It's always a birthday. - OK, is it September?
0:20:33 > 0:20:36Because I remember we had a collection and we went to
0:20:36 > 0:20:37Nando's and I had the chicken...
0:20:37 > 0:20:38There was a calendar on the fridge!
0:20:45 > 0:20:47Um... Here, Helena's birthday.
0:20:47 > 0:20:4815th August.
0:20:49 > 0:20:52Uh... What month is August?
0:20:52 > 0:20:54January, February, March, April, May...
0:20:54 > 0:20:55Eight!
0:20:57 > 0:20:58ALARM STOPS
0:20:58 > 0:21:01DEXTER SIGHS Oh!
0:21:01 > 0:21:03How am I supposed to do marking? Not everyone gets it right.
0:21:03 > 0:21:05PHONE RINGS
0:21:05 > 0:21:07- What is it?- It's my security alarm.
0:21:08 > 0:21:11It's probably nothing, but I should go home and check.
0:21:11 > 0:21:15Erm, you'd be all right to man the fort for 20 minutes, wouldn't you?
0:21:15 > 0:21:17- It's always my pleasure.- Oh!
0:21:22 > 0:21:25You have to reset the alarm or she'll know someone's been here.
0:21:25 > 0:21:29- What?- You have to press "set" on the alarm to reset it.
0:21:29 > 0:21:31What happens after that?
0:21:31 > 0:21:35We have 60 seconds to get out of here, and then the system resets.
0:21:35 > 0:21:37And nobody will know we were here.
0:21:37 > 0:21:40OK. Well, here goes.
0:21:40 > 0:21:43One, two, set.
0:21:43 > 0:21:45Let's go, let's go!
0:21:45 > 0:21:47ALARM BEEPS STEADILY Come on!
0:21:50 > 0:21:51Oh!
0:21:56 > 0:21:57Come on, let's go!
0:21:57 > 0:21:59It's locked!
0:22:11 > 0:22:14- Quick!- Argh!
0:22:14 > 0:22:15Oof!
0:22:15 > 0:22:17BEEP-BEEP-BEEP!
0:22:17 > 0:22:18What was that?
0:22:18 > 0:22:20That was just the alarm resetting.
0:22:21 > 0:22:23Again?!
0:22:23 > 0:22:25HE SIGHS
0:22:25 > 0:22:28I don't understand what we said.
0:22:28 > 0:22:30The way he walked off was weird.
0:22:30 > 0:22:34Maybe he's just shy. Some boys are like that.
0:22:34 > 0:22:37My cousin used to have a boy dog who always hid in the washing basket
0:22:37 > 0:22:38whenever a girl came in the room.
0:22:41 > 0:22:44Ladies. I need a quick word.
0:22:45 > 0:22:48This isn't easy for me to say, but...
0:22:48 > 0:22:49I'm flattered.
0:22:49 > 0:22:52- Flattered by what? - By you fancying me.
0:22:53 > 0:22:56I mean, you said it - I'm a catch.
0:22:56 > 0:22:59Good-looking, funny, in touch with my feminine side.
0:22:59 > 0:23:02- Even I fancy me a bit! - Now, hang on a sec...
0:23:02 > 0:23:07Look, I'm sure the right guys for you both are out there somewhere,
0:23:07 > 0:23:11but, well, the thing is,
0:23:11 > 0:23:13you're just not my type.
0:23:13 > 0:23:15Either of you, at all.
0:23:15 > 0:23:17Not your type?
0:23:17 > 0:23:21- That is the most conceited load of...- Oh, I knew it.
0:23:21 > 0:23:24- Katie said you'd be like this. - Be like what?
0:23:24 > 0:23:26That you'd take the rejection hard.
0:23:26 > 0:23:28The rejection?
0:23:28 > 0:23:33Maybe it's best if we don't spend so much time together for a while,
0:23:33 > 0:23:34yeah?
0:23:38 > 0:23:39Chin up.
0:24:06 > 0:24:0760 seconds, go!
0:24:07 > 0:24:09ALARM BEEPS STEADILY
0:24:09 > 0:24:11- Come on!- Come on, Dex!
0:24:14 > 0:24:16I'm stuck in the curtain!
0:24:21 > 0:24:23Um, Mrs Goodman...
0:24:23 > 0:24:25Hi.
0:24:25 > 0:24:26How was school?
0:24:30 > 0:24:32Oi, no football inside!
0:24:32 > 0:24:34You know, I think this might be a good thing for Isaac.
0:24:34 > 0:24:38- He might write a book. - What will he write a book about?
0:24:38 > 0:24:40Call that keepy-uppy? You're not even doing it right!
0:24:40 > 0:24:41Give me the ball...
0:24:41 > 0:24:44- THEY GASP - Ooh...
0:24:48 > 0:24:50BELL RINGS
0:24:54 > 0:24:57I tried to tell them it was a bad idea, Ma'am,
0:24:57 > 0:24:59but they wouldn't listen.
0:24:59 > 0:25:01You didn't have to tag along.
0:25:01 > 0:25:04You told me I was involved!
0:25:05 > 0:25:06I'm really sorry.
0:25:06 > 0:25:10I'm meant to be the responsible one, it's all my fault.
0:25:10 > 0:25:11Yes, well, fortunately for you,
0:25:11 > 0:25:14Dexter, I've fired quite enough staff for one day.
0:25:15 > 0:25:18But maybe you'd be kind enough to take Chester and Nero back to school
0:25:18 > 0:25:20so that they can catch up with what they've missed.
0:25:20 > 0:25:22Yes, of course.
0:25:22 > 0:25:23And you will supervise them.
0:25:23 > 0:25:25PHONE RINGS
0:25:28 > 0:25:31That's the school office. Now what?
0:25:32 > 0:25:33Yes?
0:25:33 > 0:25:35Oh, no!
0:25:35 > 0:25:37Care to explain to me why half my customers haven't had
0:25:37 > 0:25:40their papers delivered today and why I've been fired?
0:25:40 > 0:25:43Then perhaps the day wasn't entirely wasted.
0:25:48 > 0:25:51You're lucky he wasn't more seriously injured.
0:25:51 > 0:25:53It was only a door that fell on me.
0:25:53 > 0:25:55- Ow!- Oh, stop complaining.
0:25:55 > 0:25:58Are you complaining, Darnesh?
0:25:58 > 0:26:00Yes, yes, he is. Formally.
0:26:02 > 0:26:03Oh, dear.
0:26:05 > 0:26:07Well, in that case, Graham, I'm afraid we have no choice but...
0:26:07 > 0:26:11- Please don't fire me.- Yeah, don't fire him, I'm basically...
0:26:12 > 0:26:13- Ow!- Sh.
0:26:13 > 0:26:15Well, Graham, we can hardly make an exception
0:26:15 > 0:26:18after what happened with Isaac.
0:26:18 > 0:26:20What if I retracted my complaint against Rodgers?
0:26:20 > 0:26:23I mean, what if I said I made it all up,
0:26:23 > 0:26:25I panicked and jumped out of the way?
0:26:25 > 0:26:28He wasn't any more to blame than I'm to blame for anything.
0:26:28 > 0:26:30Well...
0:26:30 > 0:26:33If you were prepared to do that then I'm sure we could
0:26:33 > 0:26:35forget all about this.
0:26:37 > 0:26:39Mr Bell, please could you ring Isaac
0:26:39 > 0:26:41and tell him we'd be very happy if he came back?
0:26:43 > 0:26:44Yes!
0:26:44 > 0:26:46Great, good.
0:26:46 > 0:26:48And, of course, the good news is,
0:26:48 > 0:26:50Isaac gets to keep his polisher!
0:26:50 > 0:26:51Smashing!
0:26:56 > 0:26:59That couldn't have worked better if we'd planned it.
0:26:59 > 0:27:01We did a good thing, right?
0:27:01 > 0:27:05Well, eventually, but only because you stole a cleaner and...
0:27:05 > 0:27:07Uh, yeah, we did a good thing.
0:27:09 > 0:27:11Hi, Isaac, nice to see you back!
0:27:11 > 0:27:15Guys, can I take this off now? It's making my neck sweat.
0:27:17 > 0:27:20- # Can't live with 'em - And you can't kick 'em out
0:27:20 > 0:27:21# When they're up they rub it in your face
0:27:21 > 0:27:24- # Kick you when you're down - But when no-one understands them
0:27:24 > 0:27:26- # You know what they're on about - Always going to be around
0:27:26 > 0:27:27# Got to find a common ground
0:27:27 > 0:27:31# If you know so much about me
0:27:31 > 0:27:32# Where do I go from here?
0:27:32 > 0:27:35# If you see 'em every day You can never get away
0:27:35 > 0:27:38# Only time that you're the boss? 4 O'Clock. #