0:00:06 > 0:00:09# Where do you go when you know nobody can understand you?
0:00:09 > 0:00:12# When it's just too much to handle?
0:00:12 > 0:00:15# What do you do when you end up somewhere you never planned to?
0:00:15 > 0:00:17# Washed out, stressed out like it was shampoo
0:00:17 > 0:00:20# You should stay It can change
0:00:20 > 0:00:22# There's good days and bad days
0:00:22 > 0:00:26# But one day down the line this time is sure to stop
0:00:26 > 0:00:28# So the only time is now 4 O'Clock
0:00:28 > 0:00:30# 4 O'Clock, 4 O'Clock, 4 O'Clock. #
0:00:32 > 0:00:35This is what all our scouting has been leading up to, Eli.
0:00:35 > 0:00:36A weekend in the country.
0:00:36 > 0:00:38Just us and nature.
0:00:38 > 0:00:40- And the bears.- There are no bears.
0:00:40 > 0:00:41Wolves, then.
0:00:41 > 0:00:42Or witches.
0:00:42 > 0:00:44You know Hansel and Gretel, right?
0:00:44 > 0:00:47You going to stay glued to that all weekend?
0:00:47 > 0:00:50It's important. I'm trying to convince Polly I'm not an idiot.
0:00:50 > 0:00:53Good luck with that, then, mate.
0:00:53 > 0:00:55It's great to be out in the country, Nero,
0:00:55 > 0:00:57putting your everyday worries behind you
0:00:57 > 0:00:59and really getting in touch with your inner feelings.
0:00:59 > 0:01:02Provided we show nature our respect there won't be any surprises.
0:01:02 > 0:01:03PHONE BEEPS
0:01:03 > 0:01:05Get lost, did you?
0:01:05 > 0:01:08- What are they doing here? - That's what I keep on asking.
0:01:08 > 0:01:09I heard Mr Harris talking about your trip
0:01:09 > 0:01:12and I thought it a good idea for CJ and I
0:01:12 > 0:01:15to come and fill our lungs with that clean country air.
0:01:15 > 0:01:17BEE BUZZES
0:01:17 > 0:01:19Oh! Something flew up my nose.
0:01:19 > 0:01:21This is priceless!
0:01:21 > 0:01:22Something's flown up my nose.
0:01:22 > 0:01:23I'm uploading this to Instagram.
0:01:23 > 0:01:26All right, everyone, relax.
0:01:30 > 0:01:34I'm here to show you losers how a real man does the great outdoors.
0:01:34 > 0:01:36HE COUGHS
0:01:38 > 0:01:40PHONE BEEPS
0:01:40 > 0:01:42Extra bottles in the fridge,
0:01:42 > 0:01:44nappies by the sofa,
0:01:44 > 0:01:47you have my number in case there's an emergency.
0:01:47 > 0:01:49Relax!
0:01:49 > 0:01:51I know what I'm doing.
0:01:51 > 0:01:53I do work with children professionally.
0:01:53 > 0:01:55Behave.
0:01:55 > 0:01:57- Of course, I'll behave! - First time for everything.
0:01:57 > 0:01:59I'm only ever naughty by accident.
0:01:59 > 0:02:02You just go and have a fantastic day.
0:02:02 > 0:02:03Bye-bye.
0:02:03 > 0:02:05Bye-bye!
0:02:06 > 0:02:10We are going to have such fun!
0:02:24 > 0:02:27ALARM BLEEPS
0:02:27 > 0:02:28HORN BLARES
0:02:28 > 0:02:32IGNITION STARTS
0:02:32 > 0:02:35Thank you, Dexter, for buying the cheapest car in the universe(!)
0:02:38 > 0:02:40PHONE BEEPS
0:02:40 > 0:02:43Mr Nunn, what is the best way to defend yourself
0:02:43 > 0:02:45against a wolf?
0:02:45 > 0:02:47You need to show him you're the alpha.
0:02:47 > 0:02:49Puff your chest out.
0:02:49 > 0:02:51There are no wolves in Britain.
0:02:51 > 0:02:53HE COUGHS
0:02:53 > 0:02:54- You all right?- I'm fine.
0:02:54 > 0:02:56Just had a vindaloo last night.
0:02:56 > 0:03:00If you've got food poisoning it's my responsibility as a first-aider...
0:03:00 > 0:03:01Yeah, yeah, shut up, Mum.
0:03:01 > 0:03:03SQUAWKING NOISE
0:03:05 > 0:03:07What is all this junk?
0:03:07 > 0:03:10As we say in the Scouts' Own...
0:03:10 > 0:03:11be prepared.
0:03:11 > 0:03:14Yes, for camping, not for opening a pound shop.
0:03:19 > 0:03:20"Get out of school."
0:03:20 > 0:03:23Yes, the students solve puzzles in order to escape.
0:03:23 > 0:03:26So if anyone asks for help or tries to bribe you to let them go
0:03:26 > 0:03:27you need to refuse.
0:03:27 > 0:03:29All right. Don't have a go.
0:03:29 > 0:03:31I mean it, Isaac, under no circumstances
0:03:31 > 0:03:33are you to help them go.
0:03:33 > 0:03:35Even if they beg or plead
0:03:35 > 0:03:37or try and trick you.
0:03:37 > 0:03:38HE SIGHS
0:03:42 > 0:03:44Why didn't you use the matches?
0:03:44 > 0:03:47That wouldn't be keeping into the spirit of camping.
0:03:47 > 0:03:50We already live in a caravan.
0:03:50 > 0:03:52Our whole life's camping.
0:03:53 > 0:03:56Except with fewer insects and it smells slightly less of manure.
0:03:56 > 0:03:59You want to get some tinder in there, mate.
0:03:59 > 0:04:00I know how to build a fire.
0:04:00 > 0:04:02Can I make a suggestion?
0:04:02 > 0:04:04If you don't like how I'm doing it build your own fire!
0:04:04 > 0:04:06Yeah, all right, then.
0:04:07 > 0:04:10There is a pleasure in the pathless woods,
0:04:10 > 0:04:12there is a rapture on the lonely shore.
0:04:12 > 0:04:14Hey, nice!
0:04:14 > 0:04:15I'm having that.
0:04:15 > 0:04:17Kaboom!
0:04:17 > 0:04:20Polly's not going to think I'm such a shallow idiot after this.
0:04:20 > 0:04:21HE CHUCKLES
0:04:23 > 0:04:26Come along, everyone, take a seat.
0:04:30 > 0:04:32Right, we're here now, so tell us
0:04:32 > 0:04:34how to get out of school, then, Miss.
0:04:34 > 0:04:36You have to solve the clues.
0:04:36 > 0:04:38- What clues?- It's a game.
0:04:38 > 0:04:40Too flipping right.
0:04:40 > 0:04:42School is a game.
0:04:42 > 0:04:45No, Get Out of School is the name of the game.
0:04:45 > 0:04:48So you're telling me I've to come to school on Saturday
0:04:48 > 0:04:51- to play some "game"?- Yes.
0:04:51 > 0:04:53They seem to think you're going to present us
0:04:53 > 0:04:55with a way of getting out of school...
0:04:56 > 0:04:57..permanently.
0:04:57 > 0:04:59I'm not wasting my Saturday playing
0:04:59 > 0:05:02some swotty nerd games for swotty nerds.
0:05:02 > 0:05:05If you don't think you're up to solving the puzzles...
0:05:05 > 0:05:06Er, sexist much?
0:05:06 > 0:05:09We can solve the puzzles just as well as you can, dingbat,
0:05:09 > 0:05:11so we ain't leaving.
0:05:11 > 0:05:13That's the spirit. So...
0:05:15 > 0:05:16Here's the first clue.
0:05:17 > 0:05:20Don't open it until I get back.
0:05:20 > 0:05:23Chester, Polly, would you give me a hand?
0:05:23 > 0:05:26There's some stuff we need to bring in from the car.
0:05:26 > 0:05:29Stuck in with our headteacher and we can't even afford to go out.
0:05:29 > 0:05:31Don't look at me. I'm broke.
0:05:31 > 0:05:33I've got some money.
0:05:33 > 0:05:34And you're only mentioning it now?
0:05:34 > 0:05:36I need it for a haircut.
0:05:36 > 0:05:38Mum says I look like a hairynormus.
0:05:39 > 0:05:42I'll cut it. Then we can use it for something fun.
0:05:42 > 0:05:44You can't give him a haircut.
0:05:44 > 0:05:45Why not?
0:05:45 > 0:05:49A - you don't know how, and B - it's the stupidest idea ever.
0:05:49 > 0:05:51I don't mind.
0:05:52 > 0:05:54What if Goodman catches you?
0:05:54 > 0:05:55# It's all good
0:05:55 > 0:05:57# I can pose as a hairdresser
0:05:57 > 0:05:59# A little snip, snip, snip
0:05:59 > 0:06:00# Make his hair better
0:06:00 > 0:06:03# A short cut to success Save that ten quid
0:06:03 > 0:06:06# Spend every pound of it on something fun-filled
0:06:06 > 0:06:09# How hard can it be to cut hair and small talk?
0:06:09 > 0:06:12# Would you like the sides this length or more short?
0:06:12 > 0:06:15# Going away for the summer? Ooh, that sounds nice
0:06:15 > 0:06:18# This hairdressing business could be fun, right? Yeah!
0:06:18 > 0:06:21# Yeah! Snip, snip Do you want a ponytail?
0:06:21 > 0:06:23# Or a perm? Cut it short Less is more
0:06:23 > 0:06:25# Less is more!
0:06:25 > 0:06:27# More or less I can do it
0:06:27 > 0:06:29# Snip, snip and you'll feel like a brand-new kid
0:06:29 > 0:06:33# Even though you think that it's all fine
0:06:33 > 0:06:36# I'm worried that you've gone too far at this time
0:06:36 > 0:06:38# It's a silly idea
0:06:38 > 0:06:42# You're not qualified to cut hair I think it's crossing the line
0:06:42 > 0:06:45# But I don't mind I've been dreaming of a restyle
0:06:45 > 0:06:48# A big twirly curl Something chic and chic and wow!
0:06:48 > 0:06:50# So make me into a superstar, please
0:06:50 > 0:06:53# I want to set trends so they all follow me
0:06:56 > 0:06:59# A perm, mohican or a ponytail
0:06:59 > 0:07:02# Any style that you want, sir You're going to look swell
0:07:02 > 0:07:05# What if Goodman strolls in and catches us out?
0:07:05 > 0:07:08# What will Darnesh's mum say? It won't be a "Wow!"
0:07:08 > 0:07:11# When you ruin his hair we'll be the talk of the town
0:07:11 > 0:07:14# He'll walk around with a permanent frown
0:07:14 > 0:07:17# And Darnesh will end up a laughing stock
0:07:17 > 0:07:21# And if we were to get caught Then we'll get the chop!
0:07:21 > 0:07:23# Snip, snip Will it be slicked back?
0:07:23 > 0:07:26# Pompadour, jelly roll Less is more
0:07:26 > 0:07:27# Less is more
0:07:27 > 0:07:29# More or less I can do it
0:07:29 > 0:07:31# Snip, snip and you'll feel like a brand-new kid
0:07:31 > 0:07:33# Yeah! Yeah!
0:07:33 > 0:07:36# Snip, snip, do you want a ponytail or a perm?
0:07:36 > 0:07:39- # Cut it short, less is more - Less is more
0:07:39 > 0:07:41# More or less I can do it
0:07:41 > 0:07:44# Snip, snip and you'll feel like a brand-new kid. #
0:07:45 > 0:07:48Let's do this. How hard could it be?
0:07:48 > 0:07:50Hmm...
0:07:51 > 0:07:53I hope I haven't missed the start.
0:07:53 > 0:07:57I got caught up in a rather gripping part of Finnegans Wake.
0:07:57 > 0:07:59Just in time to help us get the stuff inside.
0:08:01 > 0:08:02Could you give me a hand with this?
0:08:02 > 0:08:05We need to move these boxes into the hall.
0:08:05 > 0:08:06Let's pass them to the front.
0:08:06 > 0:08:10CAR ALARM WAILS AND HORN TOOTS
0:08:13 > 0:08:14What just happened?
0:08:17 > 0:08:19- It's locked.- Mine is too.
0:08:19 > 0:08:22When was the last time you checked the battery levels?
0:08:22 > 0:08:24Never. It's a new car.
0:08:24 > 0:08:27It's vital to have an expert give a new car a once over.
0:08:29 > 0:08:34- Oh!- The central locking is controlled by the electrics.
0:08:34 > 0:08:41Am I to think we are now trapped in your faulty vehicle?
0:08:41 > 0:08:43But I NEED my phone.
0:08:43 > 0:08:45I was in the middle of something.
0:08:45 > 0:08:47Well, this is a predicament.
0:08:51 > 0:08:53I told you, forget all that stuff.
0:08:53 > 0:08:56You never know what you're going to need to face nature.
0:08:56 > 0:08:57A table tennis bat?
0:09:00 > 0:09:02Look, mate, I've gone feral.
0:09:04 > 0:09:06- What's the matter? - Polly hasn't replied to my text.
0:09:06 > 0:09:09Send her another one. Girls love that.
0:09:09 > 0:09:12I'm going with them to get more firewood. We might see a yeti.
0:09:12 > 0:09:14HE CHUCKLES
0:09:14 > 0:09:16# Having a meltdown Must've said something wrong
0:09:16 > 0:09:19# Came across like a chump and Polly's cut me off
0:09:19 > 0:09:20# Can't seem to get it right
0:09:20 > 0:09:23# I'mma text her right now Try and save what we have, before
0:09:23 > 0:09:24# It's beddy-byes
0:09:24 > 0:09:26# I didn't mean it So sorry if I offended you
0:09:26 > 0:09:29# It was a joke I don't want to upset you
0:09:29 > 0:09:32# Say something back, man Are you receiving these?
0:09:32 > 0:09:34# No reply Ah, the silence is eating me alive
0:09:34 > 0:09:37# Have no idea what she's thinking right now
0:09:37 > 0:09:39# Is she gonna tell the whole school I'm a clown?
0:09:39 > 0:09:41# I wish she'd text back and quench my thirst
0:09:41 > 0:09:44# I feel left in the lurch It's not knowing that's worst
0:09:44 > 0:09:47# I don't see the point in even being here
0:09:47 > 0:09:49# It's wet, cold and muddy I'm not feeling it
0:09:49 > 0:09:52# All the flies and mossies and other creepy crawlies
0:09:52 > 0:09:54# And big, fresh, smelly cowpats everywhere
0:09:54 > 0:09:57# Get me back in the caravan with Wi-Fi
0:09:57 > 0:09:59# I watch wildlife on-screen Not in real life
0:09:59 > 0:10:02# Another problem with my son and it feels like
0:10:02 > 0:10:04# No matter what I try he's just a killjoy
0:10:04 > 0:10:07# Who wouldn't want to go camping with their dad?
0:10:07 > 0:10:09# To take in the sights and the sounds of the land
0:10:09 > 0:10:12# I wish I knew how to keep him smiling
0:10:12 > 0:10:15# But I don't, and it's not knowing how that drives me crazy
0:10:15 > 0:10:17# And I'm trapped in a car
0:10:17 > 0:10:20# Locked in and I'm going nowhere fast
0:10:20 > 0:10:22# And my phone's like life support
0:10:22 > 0:10:25# But it's stuck outside of this hefty door
0:10:25 > 0:10:27# What if Nero's text me?
0:10:27 > 0:10:29# He's already thinking I'm a snooty type
0:10:29 > 0:10:31# I can't get free to prove him wrong
0:10:31 > 0:10:33# And now he'll think I'm a stuck-up, uptight
0:10:33 > 0:10:36# Moody one that's no fun And it's not fair
0:10:36 > 0:10:39# I don't know what he's thinking and that's what's worst
0:10:39 > 0:10:40# Being stuck here
0:10:40 > 0:10:43# Rather know the bad news
0:10:43 > 0:10:46# When you don't know That's bad news
0:10:46 > 0:10:48# Feel left in the lurch
0:10:48 > 0:10:50# It's not knowing that's worst
0:10:50 > 0:10:53- # Rather know the bad news - Bad news
0:10:53 > 0:10:56# When you don't know That's bad news
0:10:56 > 0:10:58- # Feel left in the lurch - Oh-oh-oh, oh
0:10:58 > 0:11:01# It's not knowing that's worst. #
0:11:05 > 0:11:08Do you think that there's enough air in here for all of us?
0:11:08 > 0:11:11Let's say the average person takes in
0:11:11 > 0:11:14around half a litre of air per breath,
0:11:14 > 0:11:16with approximately 9 cubic metres,
0:11:16 > 0:11:22and roughly 9,000 litres of air per cubic metre, divided by the four...
0:11:22 > 0:11:26You need to take into consideration the lack of airtight seals.
0:11:26 > 0:11:27Indeed.
0:11:27 > 0:11:30And you need to consider that Polly and I probably don't want to hear
0:11:30 > 0:11:34you two discuss how much air we have left before we suffocate.
0:11:34 > 0:11:35Right, let's go over that again.
0:11:37 > 0:11:40It's Isaac. There's Isaac!
0:11:40 > 0:11:44SHE KNOCKS ON WINDOW Isaac! Oh, thank goodness.
0:11:44 > 0:11:47Can you get my key?
0:11:47 > 0:11:49And let us out, please.
0:11:49 > 0:11:50You told me not to let anyone out.
0:11:50 > 0:11:53Please, Isaac. We're trapped.
0:11:53 > 0:11:56I ain't falling for it. "Not under any circumstances," you said.
0:11:56 > 0:11:59No, Isaac, please help us.
0:11:59 > 0:12:01You must think I'm an idiot.
0:12:01 > 0:12:03Isaac! Isaac!
0:12:09 > 0:12:11Face it, they're not coming back.
0:12:11 > 0:12:14What if this is part of it, though?
0:12:14 > 0:12:15Just read us the clue.
0:12:19 > 0:12:23"Go where you'll find palettes, easels and brushes galore,
0:12:23 > 0:12:25"yellow, pink, green and much, much more,
0:12:25 > 0:12:28"violet and indigo and the deepest blue,
0:12:28 > 0:12:31"this is the place where you'll find your next clue."
0:12:31 > 0:12:32Brushes and what?
0:12:32 > 0:12:34I have a hairbrush in my locker.
0:12:34 > 0:12:36That must be it.
0:12:36 > 0:12:39You don't think it could be the art room.
0:12:39 > 0:12:41Where would you hide a clue in the art room?
0:12:41 > 0:12:43It smells funny in there.
0:12:43 > 0:12:44Yeah.
0:12:45 > 0:12:47Lockers it is, then.
0:12:47 > 0:12:48And they say we were stupid.
0:12:53 > 0:12:56You realise we'll probably end up in prison.
0:12:56 > 0:12:59It'll just be like cutting my doll's hair when I was little.
0:12:59 > 0:13:01Ooh. What are you three up to?
0:13:02 > 0:13:04We're making our costume.
0:13:04 > 0:13:06For history day.
0:13:06 > 0:13:09He's going to be a knight. Sir Darnesh.
0:13:09 > 0:13:12- Ooh.- Can you make me a shield, too?
0:13:12 > 0:13:14Yes. We'll make you a shield.
0:13:14 > 0:13:15Ooh, and an axe.
0:13:16 > 0:13:19I can't wait to see the finished product.
0:13:21 > 0:13:22That was close.
0:13:22 > 0:13:25Except now she's expecting him to be in a suit of armour.
0:13:25 > 0:13:26With an axe!
0:13:26 > 0:13:27Er...
0:13:27 > 0:13:30Wrap him in this while I find something to make a shield.
0:13:30 > 0:13:32And an axe!
0:13:34 > 0:13:37I would've given anything to have gone camping with my father.
0:13:37 > 0:13:39The whole reason people have homes
0:13:39 > 0:13:41is so they don't have to live in the woods.
0:13:41 > 0:13:44- Especially with all the wolves. - You never mentioned wolves.
0:13:44 > 0:13:47- There aren't any wolves.- Yes, yes, that's right. There are no wolves.
0:13:47 > 0:13:49And the snakes.
0:13:49 > 0:13:50There aren't any snakes.
0:13:50 > 0:13:52Well, actually, there are.
0:13:52 > 0:13:55Except there's only one that's venomous, so...
0:13:55 > 0:13:57See? So it's only bad if you get bitten.
0:13:57 > 0:13:59COUGHING
0:14:01 > 0:14:03Are you all right?
0:14:03 > 0:14:04I'm fine. I'm just...
0:14:06 > 0:14:08He's been bitten by a snake!
0:14:12 > 0:14:13Come on, answer.
0:14:13 > 0:14:15- Please.- Just give her a chance.
0:14:15 > 0:14:18I have and now I panicked and I've sent more messages.
0:14:18 > 0:14:20How many messages have you sent?
0:14:20 > 0:14:21- 37.- What?!
0:14:23 > 0:14:25- What happened?- Bitten by a snake.
0:14:25 > 0:14:27He's got food poisoning. He's burning up.
0:14:27 > 0:14:29Obviously, he needs to go to hospital.
0:14:29 > 0:14:31I don't need a hospital, I just need a...thingy.
0:14:31 > 0:14:34A potato. Hamburger.
0:14:34 > 0:14:35I want to lie down.
0:14:35 > 0:14:38Did you hear that?
0:14:38 > 0:14:39Hear what?
0:14:39 > 0:14:41It sounded like something hatching
0:14:41 > 0:14:42out of an egg.
0:14:45 > 0:14:46Something big.
0:14:47 > 0:14:50Are you sure you don't want us to take you to hospital?
0:14:50 > 0:14:52- Fear the egg! - HE GROANS
0:14:52 > 0:14:53You heard him. He's fine.
0:14:55 > 0:14:58BIRDS CAW AND INSECTS BUZZ
0:15:00 > 0:15:01(Come on!)
0:15:06 > 0:15:08# Yeah, they're out there, I know it
0:15:08 > 0:15:10# I've got to stay focused inside this doughnut
0:15:10 > 0:15:13# Fridge-shaped thingamajig I wouldn't call a tent
0:15:13 > 0:15:15# They're out sneering and plotting my untimely end
0:15:15 > 0:15:17# Maybe they're talking about the egg
0:15:17 > 0:15:20# I hear them plotting the best way to get rid of someone
0:15:20 > 0:15:22# And that someone is me!
0:15:22 > 0:15:23# Did I hear what I thought I heard
0:15:23 > 0:15:26# They want to feed me to a big, brown, angry bird
0:15:26 > 0:15:28# There's a big, brown, angry bird out there
0:15:28 > 0:15:30# Who wants to have me for his supper
0:15:30 > 0:15:32# Medium rare!
0:15:32 > 0:15:34# Aargh, I've got to get out of here
0:15:34 > 0:15:36# He lives in the woods, and legend has it
0:15:36 > 0:15:39# The bird is a master that rules over masses
0:15:39 > 0:15:41# If we disobey, he'll just eat us
0:15:41 > 0:15:43# His ordinary diet is PE teachers!
0:15:43 > 0:15:44# No!
0:15:44 > 0:15:48# The bird is coming, it'll creep, creep, creep up on you
0:15:48 > 0:15:50# When he catches you, it's too late
0:15:50 > 0:15:53# From the big, bad bird, there's no escape
0:15:53 > 0:15:55# I've got to get away, but which route to take?
0:15:55 > 0:15:58# This whole place is like one horrible maze
0:15:58 > 0:16:00# I'm being chased through the woods by the Birdman
0:16:00 > 0:16:02# This isn't how I thought my life would end
0:16:02 > 0:16:05# I could have been the next Beckham, a football ledge
0:16:05 > 0:16:07# But I'm here like a pleb in the woods
0:16:07 > 0:16:09# This is it, what if I disappear when the coast is clear
0:16:09 > 0:16:11# Live here for the rest of my years?
0:16:11 > 0:16:13# Camouflaged face leaves for a fleece
0:16:13 > 0:16:16# Bird's nest for a hat I could live off the land
0:16:16 > 0:16:18# Talk to the badgers liaise with the rabbits
0:16:18 > 0:16:21# They could warn me when the big bird travels
0:16:21 > 0:16:23# I've got to get away where the others won't find me
0:16:23 > 0:16:25# I could get used to life in this climate
0:16:25 > 0:16:28# You can't trust kids they'll deceive with their words
0:16:28 > 0:16:30# I won't let them catch me and feed me to birds
0:16:30 > 0:16:32# No!
0:16:32 > 0:16:35# The bird is coming and it'll creep, creep, creep up on you
0:16:35 > 0:16:37# When he catches you, it's too late
0:16:37 > 0:16:40# From the big, bad bird there's no escape! #
0:16:40 > 0:16:42Aargh!
0:16:42 > 0:16:44You're not feeding me to the bird!
0:16:54 > 0:16:56Two of us stay back at base in case he returns.
0:16:56 > 0:16:58Two go that way, another two cut through the lake.
0:16:58 > 0:17:00CJ and I will take the lake.
0:17:00 > 0:17:02Or, CJ could go back to the caravan.
0:17:02 > 0:17:07You know, where there aren't any snakes or crazy PE teachers?
0:17:07 > 0:17:09Oh, come on, don't be like that.
0:17:09 > 0:17:11We're on our holiday.
0:17:12 > 0:17:14Come on, it'll be fun.
0:17:14 > 0:17:16Don't touch me.
0:17:16 > 0:17:17Let's do this!
0:17:22 > 0:17:23Ugh!
0:17:28 > 0:17:29- Nothing.- Not here, neither.
0:17:31 > 0:17:35Well, if she's hidden a clue in here, she's hidden it very well.
0:17:35 > 0:17:36What about this?
0:17:39 > 0:17:42"Mr Nunn lives in a toilet"?
0:17:42 > 0:17:43And it's red!
0:17:43 > 0:17:46Remember that poem mentioned some colours?
0:17:46 > 0:17:47What?
0:17:47 > 0:17:48It's a clue.
0:17:48 > 0:17:50The clue is in Mr Nunn.
0:17:50 > 0:17:54Or maybe it's just some ancient graffiti?
0:17:54 > 0:17:56Or...
0:17:56 > 0:17:58The next clue's in the toilets.
0:17:59 > 0:18:01Yeah, what she just said.
0:18:02 > 0:18:03Right, let's go.
0:18:03 > 0:18:05Boom, we're on fire(!)
0:18:08 > 0:18:10They've been through here.
0:18:10 > 0:18:12- Have you found his droppings? - Footprints.
0:18:14 > 0:18:15Fresh.
0:18:15 > 0:18:17We should set a trap.
0:18:17 > 0:18:19Mr Nunn isn't a bear.
0:18:19 > 0:18:24He's a big, physically fit teacher who's currently raving delusional.
0:18:24 > 0:18:26A trap would be an excellent idea.
0:18:30 > 0:18:33Ugh, this is going to take ages.
0:18:33 > 0:18:34Ah!
0:18:34 > 0:18:36Table tennis bat.
0:18:37 > 0:18:38You're absurd.
0:18:44 > 0:18:46Now for that haircut.
0:18:46 > 0:18:48It's fine, I've already done it.
0:18:48 > 0:18:50What do you mean?
0:18:50 > 0:18:53While you were making my armour, I was worried about the time,
0:18:53 > 0:18:56and I found a beard trimmer in the bathroom.
0:19:02 > 0:19:03It actually looks all right.
0:19:03 > 0:19:05Let me see. Where's the mirror?
0:19:08 > 0:19:10How's it look from the back?
0:19:10 > 0:19:13Maybe one small adjustment.
0:19:16 > 0:19:18..and I'll be right there.
0:19:22 > 0:19:25Oh, wow!
0:19:26 > 0:19:28What an amazing costume.
0:19:28 > 0:19:30Thanks, Mrs Goodman.
0:19:31 > 0:19:33What a fun way to spend a Saturday.
0:19:39 > 0:19:41We need to fix his hair.
0:19:41 > 0:19:42What's wrong with my hair?
0:19:45 > 0:19:46It's stuck!
0:19:48 > 0:19:49Ugh, brilliant.
0:19:53 > 0:19:55Now she's going to think I'm a bigger idiot than ever,
0:19:55 > 0:19:56sending all those messages.
0:19:58 > 0:20:02What if I say Eli pinched my phone and sent them?
0:20:02 > 0:20:04Or, I could say that I ate a poisonous mushroom
0:20:04 > 0:20:06and went a bit funny?
0:20:06 > 0:20:09Nero, you're a good kid, everyone likes you, be yourself.
0:20:09 > 0:20:14- Yeah, but what if she doesn't like me?- There are enough people who do.
0:20:14 > 0:20:15Just be straight with her.
0:20:15 > 0:20:18Is that how you were with Lizzie?
0:20:18 > 0:20:20Not at the start.
0:20:20 > 0:20:22I was always trying to be something I'm not.
0:20:22 > 0:20:25But now, I always tell her what I'm thinking or feeling.
0:20:25 > 0:20:29Well, when we're not up to our necks in babies and nappies
0:20:29 > 0:20:30and work and...
0:20:34 > 0:20:35What?
0:20:35 > 0:20:37I never tell her how I'm feeling.
0:20:37 > 0:20:41- What if she thinks I don't love her any more?- So tell her, man.
0:20:41 > 0:20:44I'm going to do better than that. Grab your things. We're going back.
0:20:47 > 0:20:50Oh, great! About time, Dexter.
0:20:54 > 0:20:55Oi!
0:20:55 > 0:20:57Girls can't be in here.
0:20:57 > 0:20:59- Where is it?- Where's what?
0:20:59 > 0:21:01The clue.
0:21:01 > 0:21:03I haven't got a clue.
0:21:03 > 0:21:05Maybe we're meant to get it off him.
0:21:06 > 0:21:08You've got the keys to the school.
0:21:09 > 0:21:13- So, maybe that's how we're meant to escape?- Let's get him.
0:21:13 > 0:21:14Yeah, let's get him!
0:21:17 > 0:21:18Don't let him go!
0:21:24 > 0:21:26Let me out, let me out! Let me...
0:21:27 > 0:21:28You're outnumbered.
0:21:29 > 0:21:33Hold him down and tickle him until he gives us the keys.
0:21:33 > 0:21:35You can't tickle me, I'm the caretaker.
0:21:35 > 0:21:38SHE CRACKS HER KNUCKLES
0:21:38 > 0:21:40Aargh!
0:21:43 > 0:21:44No, no!
0:21:45 > 0:21:49- You think it's deep enough? - Yeah, deep enough to slow him down.
0:21:49 > 0:21:51A TWIG SNAPS
0:21:51 > 0:21:52It's him! Hide.
0:21:54 > 0:21:55Come on, follow Daddy.
0:21:58 > 0:22:00My father used to say to me,
0:22:00 > 0:22:03"Crispin, the only dangers are in your mind."
0:22:03 > 0:22:05Stop.
0:22:05 > 0:22:07- STOP!- Aargh!
0:22:10 > 0:22:12Get me out of here!
0:22:12 > 0:22:15Just pull, that's it. Pull me up, pull me up!
0:22:19 > 0:22:21And now I've lost my shoes.
0:22:21 > 0:22:22Aargh!
0:22:23 > 0:22:25Put that frond down before somebody gets hurt!
0:22:25 > 0:22:27It's the bird, it's the big, brown bird!
0:22:29 > 0:22:30OK...
0:22:30 > 0:22:32Why don't we come back to camp, yeah?
0:22:32 > 0:22:35I promise we'll keep you safe from the big, brown bird.
0:22:36 > 0:22:38- Can I keep my frond?- Yes, you can.
0:22:41 > 0:22:42Come along now.
0:22:45 > 0:22:47CJ LAUGHS
0:22:49 > 0:22:53That's it, there we go... No, I'm going back in.
0:22:58 > 0:22:59We're going to have to come clean.
0:22:59 > 0:23:02I said this was a bad idea.
0:23:02 > 0:23:04Are you all right? I heard noise.
0:23:04 > 0:23:07We can't get the saucepan off of Darnesh.
0:23:07 > 0:23:08Oh.
0:23:09 > 0:23:10Well...
0:23:10 > 0:23:11let me try.
0:23:17 > 0:23:20Maybe that's not such a great idea.
0:23:20 > 0:23:22I'll just give it a little wiggle...
0:23:23 > 0:23:25POP!
0:23:25 > 0:23:26Ow!
0:23:31 > 0:23:33What have I done?
0:23:33 > 0:23:35Oh, yeah, Miss - what HAVE you done?
0:23:40 > 0:23:41Well, that was easy.
0:23:42 > 0:23:46Yeah, those swots think we're stupid, but where are they now?
0:23:46 > 0:23:49- Erm, Loserville? - Shouldn't we wait for Miss Baker?
0:23:49 > 0:23:53Oh, stuff that, I've actually well spent more than enough time
0:23:53 > 0:23:54in school for a Saturday.
0:23:54 > 0:23:56Are you OK?
0:23:56 > 0:23:57I really enjoyed that.
0:24:00 > 0:24:03MUFFLED THUMPING AND SHOUTING FROM CAR
0:24:06 > 0:24:07Where did they go?
0:24:10 > 0:24:11They've done a runner.
0:24:11 > 0:24:14Can't say I blame them, this weekend's rather fallen apart.
0:24:14 > 0:24:16Now who's going to take Mr Nunn to hospital?
0:24:17 > 0:24:19Well, don't look at me. He thinks I want to eat him.
0:24:19 > 0:24:21You're the only one who can drive.
0:24:21 > 0:24:22Ugh...
0:24:23 > 0:24:25Right. But after we've dropped him off,
0:24:25 > 0:24:27we're heading straight back to Elmsmere.
0:24:27 > 0:24:28I've had enough.
0:24:28 > 0:24:31Thanks, Dad, I've actually really enjoyed myself.
0:24:34 > 0:24:35Erm, keys...
0:24:38 > 0:24:40CAR UNLOCKS
0:24:42 > 0:24:45- Free at last.- Thank you.
0:24:45 > 0:24:47I can breathe again!
0:24:47 > 0:24:49Shame I never proved my hypothesis.
0:24:49 > 0:24:52You were prepared for us to suffocate, just to be proved right?
0:24:52 > 0:24:54I would love to debrief with you, Isobel,
0:24:54 > 0:24:56but I'm rather bursting for the lavatory.
0:25:00 > 0:25:0337 text messages?
0:25:03 > 0:25:05I had a meltdown, all right?
0:25:05 > 0:25:07I thought that you thought I was an idiot,
0:25:07 > 0:25:09so I freaked out and I sent loads more.
0:25:09 > 0:25:11Maybe I am an idiot, I don't know.
0:25:11 > 0:25:14I even got that quote from Owen!
0:25:14 > 0:25:16I'm an idiot.
0:25:16 > 0:25:19An idiot wouldn't make a confession like that.
0:25:19 > 0:25:22So, maybe I'll delete them
0:25:22 > 0:25:26and pretend like your text messages never existed?
0:25:30 > 0:25:32There. All gone.
0:25:35 > 0:25:37I've got to get back.
0:25:37 > 0:25:40I haven't even called Mrs Goodman to ask how the twins are.
0:25:40 > 0:25:44- Oh, she must think I'm a terrible mother!- Hey, calm down.
0:25:44 > 0:25:46You're a brilliant mum.
0:25:46 > 0:25:48And I don't take enough time to tell you that these days.
0:25:48 > 0:25:51Or how much I love you.
0:25:53 > 0:25:54What's brought this on?
0:25:54 > 0:25:56Just realising that, since the boys were born,
0:25:56 > 0:25:59you and I haven't had five seconds for us.
0:25:59 > 0:26:01It has been rather relentless.
0:26:01 > 0:26:03So, in these next five seconds,
0:26:03 > 0:26:05right here and now,
0:26:05 > 0:26:07I'm going to take this time to ask...
0:26:11 > 0:26:12..Lizzie Baker...
0:26:14 > 0:26:15..will you marry me?
0:26:16 > 0:26:18Yes! Of course I will!
0:26:21 > 0:26:22Aw!
0:26:24 > 0:26:26Hey.
0:26:26 > 0:26:29Next time you want me to be a clue in one of your games,
0:26:29 > 0:26:30forget it.
0:26:34 > 0:26:36LIZZIE GIGGLES
0:26:37 > 0:26:40- DOOR OPENS Hi!- We're home!
0:26:40 > 0:26:43Oh, thank goodness you're here!
0:26:43 > 0:26:44Is everything OK? Are the twins OK?
0:26:44 > 0:26:47Yes, yes, yes - the twins have been as good as gold.
0:26:48 > 0:26:50(It's Darnesh.)
0:26:51 > 0:26:52What did you do this time?
0:26:52 > 0:26:53No, it was me.
0:26:56 > 0:26:58I did this.
0:26:59 > 0:27:01DEXTER SNIGGERS
0:27:01 > 0:27:03I don't understand.
0:27:03 > 0:27:06I need to take him to get it repaired. And, obviously,
0:27:06 > 0:27:08I'll be calling his parents and taking full responsibility.
0:27:08 > 0:27:12Erm, me and Violet can take him to the barbers, if you want?
0:27:12 > 0:27:16- Oh, that's very kind, but I... - It's no bother.
0:27:16 > 0:27:18Really?
0:27:18 > 0:27:19Oh, thank you, Amber.
0:27:23 > 0:27:25This should cover it.
0:27:25 > 0:27:26Sorry, Lizzie.
0:27:29 > 0:27:30Dexter.
0:27:31 > 0:27:33- Sorry!- I'll get the door.
0:27:35 > 0:27:39- You know what this means? - We're terrible human beings?
0:27:39 > 0:27:41I'm going bald?
0:27:41 > 0:27:43No, now we've got a tenner each.
0:27:45 > 0:27:46Not so fast.
0:27:47 > 0:27:49Now, tell us what really happened.
0:27:52 > 0:27:55- # Can't live with 'em - And you can't kick 'em out
0:27:55 > 0:27:56# When they're up they rub it in your face
0:27:56 > 0:27:57# Kick you when you're down
0:27:57 > 0:28:00- # But what no-one understands them - You know what they're on about
0:28:00 > 0:28:02- # Always gonna be around - Gotta find a common ground
0:28:02 > 0:28:06# If you know so much about me
0:28:06 > 0:28:07# Where do I go from here?
0:28:07 > 0:28:08# If you see 'em every day
0:28:08 > 0:28:10# You can never get away
0:28:10 > 0:28:13# Only time that you're the boss? 4 o'clock. #