0:00:06 > 0:00:09# Where do you go when you know nobody can understand you?
0:00:09 > 0:00:12# When it's just too much to handle?
0:00:12 > 0:00:15# What do you do when you end up somewhere you never planned to?
0:00:15 > 0:00:17# Washed out, stressed out like it was shampoo
0:00:17 > 0:00:20# You should stay It can change
0:00:20 > 0:00:23# There's good days and bad days
0:00:23 > 0:00:25# But one day down the line this time is sure to stop
0:00:25 > 0:00:28# So the only time is now 4 O'Clock
0:00:28 > 0:00:29# 4 O'Clock, 4 O'Clock, 4 O'Clock. #
0:00:38 > 0:00:40SOFT SNORING
0:00:40 > 0:00:42Oi. Oi.
0:00:42 > 0:00:43Oi! Stop snoring.
0:00:43 > 0:00:44I ain't snoring.
0:00:44 > 0:00:47Yeah, right, that's why you sound like Godzilla on a pneumatic drill.
0:00:47 > 0:00:51Shut up. I didn't ask to sleep in a pit full of your stinking pants.
0:00:51 > 0:00:53I didn't ask your parents to go on holiday either!
0:00:53 > 0:00:56Why didn't they just put you in kennels with the other animals?
0:00:56 > 0:00:58Hey, watch it, you little gremlin. That's my stuff.
0:00:58 > 0:01:02Oh, I'm so sorry, please let me pick it up for you(!)
0:01:09 > 0:01:11Amber! Oi.
0:01:11 > 0:01:12Come on, open up!
0:01:12 > 0:01:14TOILET FLUSHES
0:01:15 > 0:01:16You're so annoying.
0:01:16 > 0:01:18Not as annoying as you, though.
0:01:18 > 0:01:19Whatever.
0:01:19 > 0:01:20HE TUTS AND SIGHS
0:01:41 > 0:01:42BELL RINGS
0:01:45 > 0:01:46Ah, great.
0:01:46 > 0:01:49I'm not the only one who's late.
0:01:49 > 0:01:50Maybe we're not late.
0:01:50 > 0:01:52Maybe we're just really early for tomorrow.
0:01:52 > 0:01:55That is not a bad excuse. I'm going to try that one on Ding-dong.
0:01:55 > 0:01:58I hear he's started lurking by the gates,
0:01:58 > 0:02:02waiting to jump out at kids and then drag them screaming to detention.
0:02:02 > 0:02:04Stop!
0:02:04 > 0:02:06Oh! I nearly chucked my Cheerios.
0:02:06 > 0:02:08Yeah, mate. We thought you were Ding-dong.
0:02:08 > 0:02:10Yeah, well, I'm not. I'm just working for him.
0:02:10 > 0:02:12Do what?!
0:02:12 > 0:02:14I volunteered to be an attendance monitor.
0:02:14 > 0:02:15It's Mr Bell's new initiative.
0:02:15 > 0:02:18You're all late, so I need to put your names on my list.
0:02:18 > 0:02:20Owen, what are you doing here?
0:02:20 > 0:02:21You're supposed to be talking to me.
0:02:21 > 0:02:24Sorry, Katie. I just got this job, so...
0:02:24 > 0:02:28- What? Standing about the gates, getting people done?- Yeah.
0:02:28 > 0:02:31Why would you get a stupid job like that?
0:02:31 > 0:02:33Maybe it's to avoid you.
0:02:33 > 0:02:36You know, because you're so gobby and that.
0:02:36 > 0:02:37Wha-a-a-at?
0:02:37 > 0:02:38No!
0:02:38 > 0:02:41Clearly, I love spending time with Katie.
0:02:41 > 0:02:43Don't I, darling?
0:02:43 > 0:02:46So why aren't you, then?
0:02:46 > 0:02:48Er, well... I will tell you.
0:02:48 > 0:02:50There are dangers out there, people.
0:02:50 > 0:02:54Dangers waiting to prey on the unwary, the truant and the late.
0:02:54 > 0:02:56This school is an oasis of safety,
0:02:56 > 0:03:00and I am the watcher on the walls to protect our classmates
0:03:00 > 0:03:03from the threats that lurk in the darkness beyond the gates.
0:03:07 > 0:03:09O...K.
0:03:09 > 0:03:10See you later, then.
0:03:12 > 0:03:14You are such a nerd!
0:03:16 > 0:03:19Oh, what happened to you, dude?
0:03:21 > 0:03:24Alicia's right about Katie. I just...
0:03:24 > 0:03:25I need some time on my own, yeah?
0:03:25 > 0:03:27It's OK, mate.
0:03:27 > 0:03:29- I understand.- Thanks.
0:03:32 > 0:03:34But put our names on that list,
0:03:34 > 0:03:36and I'll tell Katie what you just said.
0:03:38 > 0:03:41BELL RINGS
0:03:43 > 0:03:46Oh, my days!
0:03:46 > 0:03:47Something wrong?
0:03:47 > 0:03:51Oh, what? Is it Bring A Cactus Day?
0:03:51 > 0:03:53I always forget this stuff!
0:03:53 > 0:03:56You don't have to bring in a cactus, you dimmock!
0:03:56 > 0:03:58All my stuff's been taken out my bag!
0:03:58 > 0:04:01Oh, don't say you haven't got your PE kit.
0:04:01 > 0:04:03Nunn's going to make the whole class run round the field
0:04:03 > 0:04:05next time someone forgets.
0:04:05 > 0:04:08Hey, Amber. Not a problem, is there?
0:04:08 > 0:04:10Yeah, there's a problem!
0:04:10 > 0:04:12I ain't got my PE kit, thanks to you!
0:04:12 > 0:04:14You're yanking my ring-pull.
0:04:14 > 0:04:16I ain't running round no mucky green thing
0:04:16 > 0:04:18all lesson because of you, Spamber.
0:04:18 > 0:04:21Oh, you're so annoying!
0:04:21 > 0:04:23Ha! Told you, you're annoying.
0:04:23 > 0:04:25GROANING
0:04:25 > 0:04:26It's not my fault!
0:04:29 > 0:04:32# These are the wings of my desire
0:04:32 > 0:04:34# Of my desire...
0:04:37 > 0:04:39Catchy. Did you write that?
0:04:39 > 0:04:41Er, no.
0:04:41 > 0:04:43It's just a thing. I can't really talk about it.
0:04:44 > 0:04:46Yeah.
0:04:53 > 0:04:56OK, I got a part in an advert this weekend,
0:04:56 > 0:04:58and they want me to sing in it.
0:04:58 > 0:05:00But don't tell Nero.
0:05:00 > 0:05:01Why not?
0:05:01 > 0:05:04I don't want him getting jealous or whatever.
0:05:04 > 0:05:07- Who's jealous of what now? - Who knows?
0:05:07 > 0:05:08I didn't hear anything.
0:05:08 > 0:05:09Didn't you?
0:05:09 > 0:05:12Clem was just saying about Nero being jealous of her
0:05:12 > 0:05:14singing in an advert.
0:05:15 > 0:05:17What advert's this?
0:05:17 > 0:05:19It's just a bit part, that's all.
0:05:19 > 0:05:21She's the star!
0:05:22 > 0:05:23Wow, why do you keep poking me?
0:05:26 > 0:05:28So you're in an advert, you know?
0:05:28 > 0:05:30That's great.
0:05:30 > 0:05:33That's really great. Um... I'm not jealous at all.
0:05:35 > 0:05:37You can do what you want.
0:05:40 > 0:05:47# So close, but yet so fa-a-a-r
0:05:47 > 0:05:53- # So close, but yet so fa-a-a-r - So close, but so far apart
0:05:53 > 0:05:55- RAPPING:- Don't tell me this is how it's going to be,
0:05:55 > 0:05:57soon as we split, Clem off of the scene.
0:05:57 > 0:06:00After a break-up, last thing I need, to see her face all over the screen.
0:06:00 > 0:06:04Hardly cool, that. The best remedy - me lovesick while Clem's a celebrity?
0:06:04 > 0:06:07Even though it turned sour from sweet, I still feel that we have chemistry.
0:06:07 > 0:06:10They say opposites attract. I don't know if we're too different.
0:06:10 > 0:06:12Or too similar, but us together, we're like two components.
0:06:12 > 0:06:16Two chemicals that cause a corrosion. Didn't quite mix so we caused a ka-boom!
0:06:16 > 0:06:18Instead of bonding we caused an explosion!
0:06:18 > 0:06:21- We're so close, but yet so far. - BOTH: Now I don't really know what we are.
0:06:21 > 0:06:24# I can't believe Nero's energy
0:06:24 > 0:06:27# Is he jealous of me? What's he not telling me?
0:06:27 > 0:06:31# Maybe it wasn't chemistry ka-booming us apart
0:06:31 > 0:06:35# Maybe it was fate and I was born to lose, and she was born to be a star
0:06:35 > 0:06:38- # We're living different lives - Stuck on different tracks
0:06:38 > 0:06:41- # My limit is the sky - I've got to face the facts
0:06:41 > 0:06:46# What we had is over, and we can't rewind. #
0:06:46 > 0:06:49BOTH: All that's left is that feeling, hurting deep inside.
0:06:49 > 0:06:56# So close, but yet so fa-a-a-r
0:06:56 > 0:07:03- # So close, but yet so fa-a-a-r - So close, but so far apart. #
0:07:08 > 0:07:11Star-Search.org.
0:07:11 > 0:07:12Oh, hey, I heard about this.
0:07:12 > 0:07:14Lookalikes, right, don't tell me.
0:07:14 > 0:07:16This isn't for lookalikes.
0:07:16 > 0:07:19It's a casting website. Clem's starring in an advert this weekend.
0:07:19 > 0:07:21Right, and you're jealous.
0:07:22 > 0:07:24I'm not jealous!
0:07:24 > 0:07:26It's just... They're looking for extras.
0:07:26 > 0:07:28I could still get in there.
0:07:29 > 0:07:32Steal her clothes and take her place, nice plan.
0:07:32 > 0:07:33Bit cruel, though.
0:07:33 > 0:07:35I'm not stealing her place.
0:07:35 > 0:07:36There's dancing in it, yeah?
0:07:36 > 0:07:39I show them a few moves, they ain't going to be able to help themselves.
0:07:39 > 0:07:42This way, we both get a break. Clem ain't going to mind that.
0:07:43 > 0:07:47And if she does, it'll be because she's jealous of you!
0:07:49 > 0:07:50Exactly.
0:08:00 > 0:08:03Hi, Owen.
0:08:03 > 0:08:06Katie! Sorry, you can't... You can't be here.
0:08:06 > 0:08:07It's for monitors only, remember?
0:08:07 > 0:08:09I know.
0:08:09 > 0:08:11Right. Er, well.
0:08:11 > 0:08:13Rules are rules. So...
0:08:13 > 0:08:16Excuse me, do you have an absence pass?
0:08:16 > 0:08:18Back into school, then.
0:08:20 > 0:08:22I'm an attendance monitor, too.
0:08:22 > 0:08:24And as your girlfriend, I've got to support you.
0:08:24 > 0:08:27Even if you are being some kind of ridiculous nerd.
0:08:33 > 0:08:35I don't think you'll make it.
0:08:35 > 0:08:37Eight minutes home, two minutes to get my spare kit,
0:08:37 > 0:08:39eight minutes back.
0:08:39 > 0:08:40I can do it easy.
0:08:40 > 0:08:42As long as Darnesh's bike doesn't fall to bits.
0:08:42 > 0:08:46Trigger won't let you down. Will you, old girl?
0:08:46 > 0:08:50It's either this or making everyone run round the field.
0:08:50 > 0:08:52I ain't got no choice.
0:08:52 > 0:08:54OK. Just one thing.
0:08:54 > 0:08:56How are you going to get past them?
0:08:59 > 0:09:01Look over there! A diversion!
0:09:01 > 0:09:03A what?
0:09:04 > 0:09:07HE SIGHS Sorry.
0:09:07 > 0:09:09Thought I saw a diversion, but...it's gone now.
0:09:13 > 0:09:15Yes! This afternoon?
0:09:15 > 0:09:18That's really short notice.
0:09:18 > 0:09:21No, no, no, I'm sure that'll be OK.
0:09:21 > 0:09:23I can get off work.
0:09:23 > 0:09:25Work? What are you on about?
0:09:25 > 0:09:27Apples! I'll be with you in one moment, madam.
0:09:28 > 0:09:30So, the shop's very busy today.
0:09:32 > 0:09:34That'll be fine. 2:30.
0:09:34 > 0:09:36I'll be there.
0:09:38 > 0:09:41You want to tell us what that was about?
0:09:41 > 0:09:43It was the advert people.
0:09:43 > 0:09:44I kind of lied about my age.
0:09:44 > 0:09:47I didn't want them to know I was still at school.
0:09:47 > 0:09:50- Filming's been moved to this afternoon.- Right.
0:09:50 > 0:09:54And since you ain't a 30-year-old greengrocer,
0:09:54 > 0:09:56how are you going to bunk off?
0:09:56 > 0:09:59And who's going to mind the shop whilst you're away?
0:10:05 > 0:10:07She said I'm too forthright, so I said,
0:10:07 > 0:10:11"I ain't forthright, I'm just right. So shut it, Mum."
0:10:11 > 0:10:13And then she makes out like I'm out of order.
0:10:13 > 0:10:15Like, me! Can you imagine?
0:10:15 > 0:10:16Can you imagine? Can you imagine?
0:10:16 > 0:10:18Yes! Yes, I can imagine it!
0:10:20 > 0:10:21Sorry. It's er...
0:10:21 > 0:10:23It's the stress of the job.
0:10:24 > 0:10:26Sorry, I've just got to deal with this.
0:10:30 > 0:10:32Babes, I am up for it.
0:10:32 > 0:10:34I've always wanted to go zorbing.
0:10:35 > 0:10:37Zorbing and a nightclub?
0:10:37 > 0:10:40Yeah, wonderful.
0:10:40 > 0:10:43Look, it's all set up. You just rock up at lunchtime.
0:10:43 > 0:10:46I've got some students covering my attendance duties,
0:10:46 > 0:10:47so no-one will miss me.
0:10:47 > 0:10:52Well, when Crispy wants something, Crispy makes it happen.
0:10:52 > 0:10:54That's the way Crispy rolls!
0:10:54 > 0:10:56HE GROWLS
0:10:58 > 0:10:59And that's...
0:10:59 > 0:11:01Not good enough, Mr Harris.
0:11:01 > 0:11:05And I expect at least five more flute solos by the end of the day.
0:11:06 > 0:11:08- WHISPERS:- Look, I'll see you later, babes!
0:11:08 > 0:11:10Yeah, love you, too...Mr Harris.
0:11:12 > 0:11:13What do you want?
0:11:13 > 0:11:16I've got a dentist appointment this afternoon.
0:11:16 > 0:11:18I need one of them pass thingies.
0:11:18 > 0:11:21Well, you're going to need a note from your parents.
0:11:25 > 0:11:26HE SCOFFS
0:11:26 > 0:11:29So, what's that you were talking about on the phone, sir?
0:11:29 > 0:11:30Taking the afternoon off?
0:11:30 > 0:11:32No, I was, erm...
0:11:33 > 0:11:34Just doing...
0:11:34 > 0:11:38Doing the... This all looks to be in order, so um...
0:11:38 > 0:11:40If you just...
0:11:40 > 0:11:43Take that down to reception, and they'll give you a pass.
0:11:46 > 0:11:47Thanks, Crispy!
0:11:51 > 0:11:53Come on! I only went for my PE kit.
0:11:53 > 0:11:54What have I ever done to you?
0:11:54 > 0:11:57You forced me to leave my girlfriend alone at the gate,
0:11:57 > 0:11:58for which I'm...extremely grateful.
0:11:58 > 0:12:01But now I need to follow through, otherwise she'll get suspicious.
0:12:01 > 0:12:03- How is that fair?- Shh, shh, shh.
0:12:03 > 0:12:05Stay here while I get Mr Bell.
0:12:11 > 0:12:14Mr Bell sent me to get an absence pass.
0:12:14 > 0:12:16Said to give you this.
0:12:20 > 0:12:22All right, short stuff?
0:12:23 > 0:12:24You got busted.
0:12:24 > 0:12:27Only because your stupid boyfriend hid my PE kit.
0:12:27 > 0:12:29It ain't fair!
0:12:29 > 0:12:31He ain't my boyfriend.
0:12:31 > 0:12:32And school ain't fair.
0:12:32 > 0:12:35And if you want respect, you've got to take it.
0:12:41 > 0:12:42Thank you so much!
0:12:47 > 0:12:49Hello, Elmsmere Manor.
0:12:50 > 0:12:51Yes, one minute.
0:13:05 > 0:13:08So what might have sounded like I was flirting,
0:13:08 > 0:13:12was actually me on a really important telephone call.
0:13:12 > 0:13:13Well.
0:13:13 > 0:13:15It's good to see the attendance monitoring scheme
0:13:15 > 0:13:18paying off so early. Our first truant.
0:13:18 > 0:13:21Truant? I have permission to be out.
0:13:21 > 0:13:23Do you really?
0:13:23 > 0:13:27That's something I'd be very interested to see the evidence for.
0:13:32 > 0:13:35Did you even check if this girl had a pass before hauling me out
0:13:35 > 0:13:38- of my classroom?- Well, no... But...
0:13:38 > 0:13:40Owen, Owen, Owen.
0:13:40 > 0:13:41How is the system going to work
0:13:41 > 0:13:44if you go around accusing innocent people?
0:13:44 > 0:13:47- But...- I'm disappointed with you, Garland.
0:13:48 > 0:13:50Very disappointed.
0:13:53 > 0:13:55# I've found the treasure, the golden ticket
0:13:55 > 0:13:58# Owen thought he found me out, but he can stick it
0:13:58 > 0:14:00# And Nero, he can eat his words, too
0:14:00 > 0:14:02# He's going to have to eat the whole alphabet
0:14:02 > 0:14:04# When he sees I'm the new kid in charge
0:14:04 > 0:14:07# With these tickets, I will have everyone's respect
0:14:07 > 0:14:09# All the kids will come and see me
0:14:09 > 0:14:13# For help in school when Deputy Ding-dong has got it in for them
0:14:13 > 0:14:15# Call me Amber, the supergirl sweetheart
0:14:15 > 0:14:17# Come and see me for your get out of jail free card
0:14:17 > 0:14:20# You never ever get a mean telling off
0:14:20 > 0:14:23# You never have to stay in school after four o'clock
0:14:23 > 0:14:25# Look, you think I want this? I never planned for this
0:14:25 > 0:14:28# To be some nerdy gates police analyst
0:14:28 > 0:14:31# Not my idea of fun I just wanted peace
0:14:31 > 0:14:33# And it's backfired badly so it seems
0:14:33 > 0:14:35# Stuck with Katie and told off by Mr Bell
0:14:35 > 0:14:37# I really feel like I'm in a living hell
0:14:37 > 0:14:40# Rather be with my friends by a cool breeze
0:14:40 > 0:14:42# "Absence passes, please," you can't fool me
0:14:42 > 0:14:45- # All about power - About control
0:14:45 > 0:14:47- # In a kids' world - We don't tend to have those
0:14:47 > 0:14:50# Teachers or kids that aren't in your circle
0:14:50 > 0:14:52# Want to take your power, take your control
0:14:52 > 0:14:55# Went from a nobody to everybody's bestie
0:14:55 > 0:14:57# Handing out tickets to the ones that respect me
0:14:57 > 0:15:00# The ones that get me, not the ones that upset me
0:15:00 > 0:15:02# Expecting me to set them free
0:15:02 > 0:15:04# I've got the power, but no control
0:15:04 > 0:15:07# Now I've got to dig myself out of this hole
0:15:07 > 0:15:09# Feel like I'm stuck in a cell
0:15:09 > 0:15:12# The only way to escape is through Mr Bell! '
0:15:13 > 0:15:16Sir, sir, I just wanted to ask.
0:15:16 > 0:15:18Since I made such a gross error of judgment,
0:15:18 > 0:15:22maybe it would be for the best if I resigned.
0:15:22 > 0:15:24Oh, would it?
0:15:24 > 0:15:26Well, I've got a better idea.
0:15:26 > 0:15:28Practice.
0:15:28 > 0:15:30You can be monitor till the end of term.
0:15:30 > 0:15:32Maybe then you'll get the hang of it.
0:15:37 > 0:15:39MOBILE PHONE RINGS
0:15:41 > 0:15:44I got a part! Yes!
0:15:44 > 0:15:47Clem's not the only one getting a break on Saturday.
0:15:49 > 0:15:51Guess I'd better tell her the news.
0:15:52 > 0:15:57# You are... The only one for me
0:15:57 > 0:16:01# We go together
0:16:01 > 0:16:03# Like cups and tea...
0:16:03 > 0:16:07# We... We... We go together
0:16:07 > 0:16:09# Like sea and sand... #
0:16:09 > 0:16:11Hey!
0:16:12 > 0:16:14Look.
0:16:14 > 0:16:16I'm sorry about this morning, yeah?
0:16:16 > 0:16:18I guess I did get a bit jealous.
0:16:18 > 0:16:21Yeah, well, I probably shouldn't have tried to hide it from you.
0:16:21 > 0:16:23Yeah, and I know things have been a bit awkward since...
0:16:23 > 0:16:26- Yeah.- You know.
0:16:26 > 0:16:28Anyway, I got a part as well, so it's no problem.
0:16:29 > 0:16:32You got a part in my advert?
0:16:32 > 0:16:34It ain't your advert!
0:16:34 > 0:16:35If anything, it's our advert, Clem.
0:16:35 > 0:16:37You couldn't take it, could you?
0:16:37 > 0:16:39Me having something without you.
0:16:39 > 0:16:42It ain't about me and you, there is no me and you.
0:16:42 > 0:16:44I can do what I want, same as you.
0:16:44 > 0:16:46Saturday could be a big break for both of us.
0:16:46 > 0:16:49Saturday. So you ain't got the message, then.
0:16:50 > 0:16:52- What?- Filming's been moved to this afternoon.
0:16:58 > 0:17:00But we got school.
0:17:00 > 0:17:01Some of us have.
0:17:03 > 0:17:05Some of us haven't.
0:17:11 > 0:17:12Amber.
0:17:12 > 0:17:14I heard you got a stack of them free passes.
0:17:14 > 0:17:15Is that what you heard?
0:17:15 > 0:17:17Come on, Amber.
0:17:18 > 0:17:21Sorry. You're too annoying.
0:17:21 > 0:17:22Everybody thinks so.
0:17:28 > 0:17:30Owen! Owen, Owen. I need a favour.
0:17:30 > 0:17:32Can you get me out of school at lunchtime?
0:17:32 > 0:17:34Are you trying to get my boyfriend into trouble?
0:17:34 > 0:17:36No, I'm just... Then shut it.
0:17:43 > 0:17:45Are you aware that I'm a master forger?
0:17:46 > 0:17:48I can make you a pass, easy.
0:17:48 > 0:17:50Since when have you been a master forger?
0:17:52 > 0:17:54Since I made this.
0:17:55 > 0:17:56You made this?
0:17:56 > 0:17:58Seriously?
0:17:58 > 0:18:00This could be the answer.
0:18:00 > 0:18:02Oh, but how long do you think it'll take to forge
0:18:02 > 0:18:04one of them absence passes?
0:18:04 > 0:18:07I can have it to you by lunchtime.
0:18:07 > 0:18:08Put your feet up, my friend.
0:18:08 > 0:18:11- Your prayers have been answered. - Thank you.
0:18:15 > 0:18:16Oi!
0:18:18 > 0:18:21Do you know why you're stuck with Katie doing all spuddy jobs
0:18:21 > 0:18:23and not me?
0:18:23 > 0:18:25Because I'm diligent, responsible and hard-working,
0:18:25 > 0:18:28and you're lazy, apathetic and inept?
0:18:28 > 0:18:30Exactly.
0:18:30 > 0:18:32The trick is to mess up so bad
0:18:32 > 0:18:35that they'll fire you and never ask you to do anything again.
0:18:39 > 0:18:42No, I'm sorry. This pass isn't valid.
0:18:42 > 0:18:45Although I could be persuaded, if you know what I mean.
0:18:48 > 0:18:50Yes. Off you go.
0:18:52 > 0:18:54Owen, are you taking bribes?
0:18:54 > 0:18:57No! That was extortion.
0:18:57 > 0:18:58TYRES SQUEAL
0:19:08 > 0:19:10- Crispy, baby!- Hey!
0:19:10 > 0:19:12SHE WHOOPS
0:19:13 > 0:19:16Are you going to be my extreme, mean zorbing machine?
0:19:16 > 0:19:18Of course! Of course!
0:19:18 > 0:19:21That's exactly the sort of thing I want to be.
0:19:21 > 0:19:24Nice! So, are we going to do this?
0:19:24 > 0:19:27We are absolutely going to jolly well do this!
0:19:27 > 0:19:29Then take me zorbing! Woohoo!
0:19:29 > 0:19:31Er, Crispin?
0:19:31 > 0:19:33Oh! Are you going somewhere?
0:19:33 > 0:19:35I've got people covering my duties.
0:19:35 > 0:19:39Yes, well, I think we may have a small problem
0:19:39 > 0:19:41with the attendance monitoring situation.
0:19:47 > 0:19:50What is going on here?
0:19:50 > 0:19:52You're supposed to stop them from leaving!
0:19:52 > 0:19:56Yeah, sorry sir. It's my fault. I'm being really rubbish!
0:19:57 > 0:19:59Where did you get this pass?
0:19:59 > 0:20:01How many more of you have got passes?
0:20:05 > 0:20:06I'm going to check these personally.
0:20:08 > 0:20:10Oi, you.
0:20:10 > 0:20:12Where's your pass?
0:20:15 > 0:20:17Sorry, sir. I guess I must have misplaced it.
0:20:17 > 0:20:18Here.
0:20:20 > 0:20:23- Not a problem, is there?- Oh, no.
0:20:23 > 0:20:25Everything's fine, Johnson.
0:20:25 > 0:20:27If you're planning to escape from kindergarten.
0:20:27 > 0:20:29That's some of my best work, that!
0:20:29 > 0:20:32Right! Everyone back.
0:20:32 > 0:20:34All passes are cancelled.
0:20:34 > 0:20:36I've got to get out! It's important.
0:20:36 > 0:20:38Back into school, everyone!
0:20:38 > 0:20:40Hey, you can't do that! I've got a pass.
0:20:48 > 0:20:51Soz, Crispy. I've got to motor, or I'm going to miss our slot.
0:20:51 > 0:20:54Another time, yeah? When you're up for it.
0:20:54 > 0:20:57Look... I am, I am up for it!
0:20:57 > 0:20:59I'm extreme!
0:20:59 > 0:21:01I'm extremely extreme!
0:21:01 > 0:21:03You.
0:21:03 > 0:21:04Back here.
0:21:05 > 0:21:07Who gave you this?
0:21:07 > 0:21:09- Who?- All right, keep your wig on, wiggy.
0:21:09 > 0:21:11I ain't covering for them, it was...
0:21:11 > 0:21:13Me, me, me! It was, it was me.
0:21:13 > 0:21:16I took bribes also. I took a lot of bribes.
0:21:16 > 0:21:17It's a massive dereliction of duty.
0:21:17 > 0:21:21In fact, I think your only course of action would be to fire me.
0:21:24 > 0:21:25Believe me, Garland...
0:21:26 > 0:21:28..I'll do worse than fire you.
0:21:30 > 0:21:32I thought you were a master forger.
0:21:32 > 0:21:34Hey, that was my best work, that!
0:21:35 > 0:21:37What about your bus pass?
0:21:37 > 0:21:39I never forged a bus pass.
0:21:40 > 0:21:43Oh, I must have showed you the wrong card!
0:21:43 > 0:21:45I forged a library card.
0:21:48 > 0:21:50Never once been questioned using that.
0:21:50 > 0:21:52Although I haven't had much cause to use it,
0:21:52 > 0:21:55what with me never going to the library.
0:21:55 > 0:21:57Clem, are you OK?
0:22:03 > 0:22:06# It's all over, this is it
0:22:06 > 0:22:09# I'll probably never get another chance like this
0:22:09 > 0:22:13# Was I foolish to have a dream?
0:22:13 > 0:22:16# It's just a dream, not reality
0:22:16 > 0:22:19# I have to wake up eventually
0:22:19 > 0:22:22# Maybe the good life wasn't meant for me
0:22:22 > 0:22:26RAPPING: Like if I get the last chocolate, it's a nasty coffee cream.
0:22:26 > 0:22:30Or all the school raffles and I've never won a thing!
0:22:30 > 0:22:33I tried to be with Nero but my luck is running thin,
0:22:33 > 0:22:36I guess I can't rely on anyone or anything
0:22:36 > 0:22:39Things have gone wrong, I need to make this right
0:22:39 > 0:22:42I've got to move on while I've still got time
0:22:42 > 0:22:44But how?
0:22:44 > 0:22:47# Moving on
0:22:47 > 0:22:50# I got to keep moving on I got to keep moving on
0:22:50 > 0:22:54# Moving on, moving on Moving on
0:22:54 > 0:22:56# Things go wrong, got to make them right
0:22:56 > 0:22:57# Things go wrong, got to make them right
0:22:57 > 0:22:59- RAPPING:- Yeah, hindsight's a wonderful thing
0:22:59 > 0:23:02Never should've applied to act in her advert, could've been her big break
0:23:02 > 0:23:05Me being selfish, I made a mistake Split up and now I've got to let her live life
0:23:05 > 0:23:07Spread her wings, can't act like a kid,
0:23:07 > 0:23:09I can't try and grab her when she's in mid-flight
0:23:09 > 0:23:11# Let her spread her wings
0:23:11 > 0:23:13I've got to help her move on and be that friend she can rely on
0:23:13 > 0:23:15We thought we were right but it all went wrong
0:23:15 > 0:23:18When things go wrong you've got to move on, when things go wrong you've got to stay strong
0:23:18 > 0:23:21When things go wrong Got to make them right
0:23:21 > 0:23:24BOTH: Out of the darkness into the light. Can I, can I make them right?
0:23:27 > 0:23:29Clem, wait! Wait!
0:23:29 > 0:23:31Why? What are you going to do now?
0:23:31 > 0:23:33I'm going to get you to that advert, that's what.
0:23:33 > 0:23:34How?
0:23:40 > 0:23:42Oh, sorry. No-one's allowed out.
0:23:42 > 0:23:45Hey, hey! Come on, Mr Bell's orders.
0:23:47 > 0:23:49So this is your new plan, is it?
0:23:49 > 0:23:51Get a job as Ding-dong's henchman.
0:23:51 > 0:23:55I can't believe I'm stuck here with you all term.
0:23:55 > 0:23:57Well, Katie, sometimes you've got to make sacrifices
0:23:57 > 0:24:00for the ones you care about.
0:24:00 > 0:24:03You know what? You finally said something that makes sense.
0:24:03 > 0:24:05Congratulations!
0:24:08 > 0:24:09So, you going to ask to see my pass?
0:24:09 > 0:24:11Passes are cancelled.
0:24:11 > 0:24:14I can't let anyone out without a really good reason!
0:24:14 > 0:24:17So, how is this a good plan, then?
0:24:19 > 0:24:21Knock 'em dead.
0:24:30 > 0:24:32You're looking pretty pleased with yourself.
0:24:32 > 0:24:34- Sure am!- Outwitted Ding-dong,
0:24:34 > 0:24:38stuck it to Nero and made myself the most popular kid in school.
0:24:38 > 0:24:39Not bad, considering we thought
0:24:39 > 0:24:42we were going to have to run around the field all afternoon.
0:24:42 > 0:24:47Apparently some of you lot tried to bunk off lessons this afternoon.
0:24:47 > 0:24:50Do you know what happens to people who try to bunk off PE?
0:24:50 > 0:24:53They have to run around the field.
0:24:53 > 0:24:54But don't worry.
0:24:54 > 0:24:57You don't have to do that today.
0:24:57 > 0:24:59Bear crawls around the field.
0:24:59 > 0:25:02- Now! - GROANING
0:25:03 > 0:25:05This is your fault, Beaker. You're so annoying!
0:25:07 > 0:25:10So, you will work here in total silence
0:25:10 > 0:25:12until I say otherwise.
0:25:13 > 0:25:15Total isolation.
0:25:17 > 0:25:19Not a word.
0:25:19 > 0:25:20Not a sound.
0:25:21 > 0:25:24Do I make myself clear, Garland?
0:25:24 > 0:25:25Er, wonderful, sir.
0:25:25 > 0:25:29I mean... I'm sorry to have let you down, Mr Bell, sir.
0:25:31 > 0:25:33Hmm.
0:25:50 > 0:25:52Guess what? I got a transfer.
0:25:52 > 0:25:55Ding-dong put me in charge of isolation.
0:25:55 > 0:25:58Sometimes you've got to make sacrifices when you care about someone.
0:25:58 > 0:26:00It's just going to be you and me now.
0:26:00 > 0:26:06You and me for ages, and ages, and ages, and ages!
0:26:07 > 0:26:09Ah. Clementine Burton.
0:26:09 > 0:26:12- Hi.- Hello, thank you so much for doing this.
0:26:12 > 0:26:15- We're really happy to have you involved.- Right, thanks.
0:26:15 > 0:26:17- Let's get you off to the dressing room.- Ooh!
0:26:17 > 0:26:18This way.
0:26:24 > 0:26:28Here we are. So, make-up will be with you in just a moment.
0:26:28 > 0:26:31And in the meantime, can we get you anything while you settle in?
0:26:31 > 0:26:33I'll have a cup of tea.
0:26:33 > 0:26:35Cup of tea, OK.
0:26:35 > 0:26:38Thank you.
0:26:40 > 0:26:43Yes, yes, yes!
0:26:43 > 0:26:45OK, can we have playback, please?
0:26:49 > 0:26:53# You are the only one for me
0:26:53 > 0:26:59# We go together like cups and tea
0:26:59 > 0:27:04# We go together like sea and sand
0:27:04 > 0:27:10# Oh, won't you take my hand?
0:27:10 > 0:27:14# We are meant to be together Love forever
0:27:14 > 0:27:17# I am all that you require Born inside hot rings of fire
0:27:17 > 0:27:22# These are the wings These are the wings of my desire! #
0:27:24 > 0:27:26Only £7.49 a bucket while stocks last.
0:27:37 > 0:27:39Don't worry, Clem.
0:27:39 > 0:27:42I think you looked quite nice as some food.
0:27:42 > 0:27:44It really suited you.
0:27:44 > 0:27:46- Thanks.- Yeah.
0:27:46 > 0:27:48You're a real hot chick.
0:27:48 > 0:27:50THEY GROAN
0:27:52 > 0:27:53# Can't live with 'em
0:27:53 > 0:27:54# And you can't kick 'em out
0:27:54 > 0:27:56# When they're up they rub it in your face
0:27:56 > 0:27:57# Kick you when you're down
0:27:57 > 0:27:58# But what no-one understands them
0:27:58 > 0:27:59# You know what they're on about
0:27:59 > 0:28:01# Always gonna be around
0:28:01 > 0:28:02# Gotta find a common ground
0:28:02 > 0:28:05# If you know so much about me
0:28:05 > 0:28:07# Where do I go from here?
0:28:07 > 0:28:08# If you see 'em every day
0:28:08 > 0:28:09# You can never get away
0:28:09 > 0:28:12# Only time that you're the boss? 4 o'clock. #