0:00:06 > 0:00:09# Where do you go when you know nobody can understand you?
0:00:09 > 0:00:12# When it's just too much to handle?
0:00:12 > 0:00:14# What do you do when you end up somewhere you never planned to?
0:00:14 > 0:00:17# Washed out, stressed out like it was shampoo
0:00:17 > 0:00:19# You should stay
0:00:19 > 0:00:20# It can change
0:00:20 > 0:00:23# There's good days and bad days
0:00:23 > 0:00:26# But one day down the line this time is sure to stop
0:00:26 > 0:00:28# So the only time is now, 4 O'Clock. #
0:00:36 > 0:00:38# This is like the best-ever movie
0:00:38 > 0:00:40# Me and my best mates in the Jacuzzi
0:00:40 > 0:00:42# Lounging around, soak up the sun's rays
0:00:42 > 0:00:44# Getting shout-outs from the DJ
0:00:44 > 0:00:46# This is the perfect moment
0:00:46 > 0:00:47# Winning because there's no opponent
0:00:47 > 0:00:51# Just us, young and free with no responsibility
0:00:51 > 0:00:54# Live our dreams
0:00:54 > 0:00:58# Never know what life means
0:00:58 > 0:01:01# Cherish every second
0:01:01 > 0:01:03# Things will come to an end
0:01:03 > 0:01:06# Life will never be the same again
0:01:06 > 0:01:09# Not coping, not knowing what stuff to buy
0:01:09 > 0:01:11# What won't fit and what will
0:01:11 > 0:01:13# Will it be a boy or a girl?
0:01:13 > 0:01:14# Hard to tell
0:01:14 > 0:01:16# I need toys, I need nice things
0:01:16 > 0:01:18# Really fancy some pickles with ice cream
0:01:18 > 0:01:19# All too much for one day
0:01:19 > 0:01:21# Tired of stomach cramps, such a pain
0:01:21 > 0:01:23# Don't have a pram yet or a name
0:01:23 > 0:01:25# Things will never be the same again
0:01:25 > 0:01:27# Don't have cramps but I'm majorly stressed
0:01:27 > 0:01:28# I don't feel ready for a baby yet
0:01:28 > 0:01:32# Zero work experience, I guess I'll learn on the job how it really is
0:01:32 > 0:01:34# I can't stop trembling, still feel nervous
0:01:34 > 0:01:36# I just want everything to go perfectly
0:01:36 > 0:01:39# So that means no sleep, things will never be the same
0:01:39 > 0:01:42# Live our dreams
0:01:42 > 0:01:46# Never know what life brings
0:01:46 > 0:01:49# Cherish every second
0:01:49 > 0:01:51# Things will come to an end
0:01:51 > 0:01:54# Life will never be the same again
0:01:54 > 0:01:56# Thinking 'bout how life will be
0:01:56 > 0:01:59# Screams, nappies, baby puke on my favourite jacket
0:01:59 > 0:02:01# Things gonna change so drastically
0:02:01 > 0:02:03# So I'm gonna have as much fun as can be
0:02:03 > 0:02:04# Guys, I really think that we should...
0:02:04 > 0:02:06# Ah, zip it, Owen, don't mess up my moment
0:02:06 > 0:02:08# Living the high life, it can't end
0:02:08 > 0:02:11# Cos things will never be the same again. #
0:02:11 > 0:02:14THEY LAUGH
0:02:17 > 0:02:19What you doing?
0:02:22 > 0:02:24Er...hot tub.
0:02:24 > 0:02:27That's the birthing pool for Lizzie and the baby.
0:02:27 > 0:02:29I tried to tell him, Mr Harris.
0:02:29 > 0:02:31He wouldn't... He wouldn't listen.
0:02:31 > 0:02:33We should go.
0:02:33 > 0:02:36I can't get on the bus like this!
0:02:41 > 0:02:42I can't believe this.
0:02:42 > 0:02:45What were you thinking?
0:02:45 > 0:02:49Are you wearing your trainers in there?
0:02:50 > 0:02:52How could you be so irresponsible?
0:02:52 > 0:02:54We were going to change the water.
0:03:06 > 0:03:08Where are you going?
0:03:08 > 0:03:11To stay with my parents. I need to do some thinking.
0:03:11 > 0:03:14Good thinking, or..?
0:03:25 > 0:03:29Because of you, my kid might grow up without his mum and dad together.
0:03:29 > 0:03:30You're blaming me?
0:03:30 > 0:03:33Anything goes wrong round here, we can always trace it back to you.
0:03:33 > 0:03:35Anything killjoy and we can trace it right back to you, Dexter.
0:03:35 > 0:03:37You're a troublemaker, Nero.
0:03:37 > 0:03:39Always have been.
0:03:39 > 0:03:42I pity your kid. Who would want YOU as a dad?
0:03:53 > 0:03:56# Man, I want to take back what I said
0:03:56 > 0:03:57# Too much pride to take it back
0:03:57 > 0:04:00# Can't rewind time, can't take it back
0:04:00 > 0:04:01# Once it's said, it's done
0:04:01 > 0:04:02# No changing that
0:04:02 > 0:04:04# Words have been said and the energy's out
0:04:04 > 0:04:07# Once that ship lifts off, no bringing it down
0:04:07 > 0:04:09# There's a wall between us, a bolted door
0:04:09 > 0:04:11# And I'm feeling like I'm alone once more
0:04:11 > 0:04:13# Can't take it back
0:04:13 > 0:04:15# Could open the door and apologise
0:04:15 > 0:04:18# Hmm, on second thoughts, I know where I stand
0:04:18 > 0:04:20# I'm nobody's kid, I'm in no-man's land
0:04:20 > 0:04:21# There's nobody here
0:04:21 > 0:04:24# Dex doesn't want me, bound to desert me
0:04:24 > 0:04:26# Just like Mum, Dad, Nathan and Josh
0:04:26 > 0:04:28# Add on Clem to the list
0:04:28 > 0:04:31# It hurts when the ones you've got love for all disappear
0:04:31 > 0:04:33# Too late, can't take it back
0:04:33 > 0:04:35# Yeah, yeah
0:04:35 > 0:04:38# Too late, can't take it back
0:04:38 > 0:04:40# Yeah, yeah
0:04:40 > 0:04:43# The words we exchanged were harsh, I feel bad
0:04:43 > 0:04:45# But once it's said, you can't take it back
0:04:45 > 0:04:49# I could knock on the door and say I didn't want it to end this way
0:04:49 > 0:04:52# But, on second thoughts, is Nero right?
0:04:52 > 0:04:56# If I failed him then what would I be like with my own first-born?
0:04:56 > 0:04:58# A dreadful father, son doesn't like me
0:04:58 > 0:04:59# Runs to his mother
0:04:59 > 0:05:02# I lose Lizzie, I'm out of my depth
0:05:02 > 0:05:04# Cast away, there'd be nobody left
0:05:04 > 0:05:06# I'm in too deep so I can't even swim
0:05:06 > 0:05:08- # I'm nobody's dad - I'm nobody's kid
0:05:08 > 0:05:11# I was hoping to make a splash
0:05:11 > 0:05:13# Be the best dad a kid could have
0:05:13 > 0:05:16# As for Nero, I still feel bad
0:05:16 > 0:05:18# Wish we both could just take it back
0:05:18 > 0:05:20# Too late, can't take it back
0:05:20 > 0:05:23# Yeah, yeah
0:05:23 > 0:05:25# Too late, can't take it back
0:05:25 > 0:05:27# Yeah, yeah. #
0:05:32 > 0:05:35I read this thing that said babies grow on trees in a cave.
0:05:35 > 0:05:38I think there's a tiny bit more to it than that.
0:05:38 > 0:05:40As we're about to find out.
0:05:40 > 0:05:43I don't even need to be taught about reproduction cos I already
0:05:43 > 0:05:44know what happens, actually.
0:05:44 > 0:05:47It's well simples. Basically...
0:05:47 > 0:05:49La-la-la, not listening!
0:05:49 > 0:05:54It's just a human biology lesson. What is up with you today?
0:05:54 > 0:05:56# This is horrible, no!
0:05:56 > 0:05:58# I don't want to know where babies come from
0:05:58 > 0:05:59# Where do they go?
0:05:59 > 0:06:01# What's worse, Lizzie's running the show
0:06:01 > 0:06:03# Waddling around, kids on the edge of their seats
0:06:03 > 0:06:04# They all wanna know
0:06:04 > 0:06:06# I know the truth is something gross
0:06:06 > 0:06:09# Can't think of anything worse than hearing the facts from your sister
0:06:09 > 0:06:10# In front of your class
0:06:10 > 0:06:13# Where do babies come from?
0:06:13 > 0:06:15# Everybody wants to hear
0:06:15 > 0:06:17# Where do babies come from?
0:06:17 > 0:06:19# I wish I wasn't here
0:06:19 > 0:06:21# Where do babies come from?
0:06:21 > 0:06:24# I've got an idea where they come from
0:06:24 > 0:06:25# How they're prepared
0:06:25 > 0:06:26# I can't wait to hear
0:06:26 > 0:06:29# How they grow in the ground in a cave
0:06:29 > 0:06:31# Too much sun, they'll melt away
0:06:31 > 0:06:33# You know they're ripe cos they smell of cheese
0:06:33 > 0:06:35# If you're not quite sure, give their toes a squeeze
0:06:35 > 0:06:36# Nah, that's all rubbish
0:06:36 > 0:06:39# They call up Santa Claus to come and collect them at Christmas
0:06:39 > 0:06:41# He drops them off at hospitals
0:06:41 > 0:06:43# Which is why there's no babies at Christmas at all
0:06:43 > 0:06:45# Don't be silly, that's just a kids' tale
0:06:45 > 0:06:47# What really happens is all so simple
0:06:47 > 0:06:50# Dad fishes for eggs and once he catches one, he gives it to Mum
0:06:50 > 0:06:51# So it hatches
0:06:51 > 0:06:55# She keeps it safe and hides it under overalls or a knitted jumper
0:06:55 > 0:06:57# Where do babies come from, Miss?
0:06:57 > 0:06:59# Hold on, I know the answer to this
0:06:59 > 0:07:02# What if babies are really old people shrunk over years
0:07:02 > 0:07:05# And forgot how to eat food and how to talk or walk
0:07:05 > 0:07:07# So they crawl and scream instead?
0:07:07 > 0:07:09# Who cares, babies are funny
0:07:09 > 0:07:11# They burp, they poo, they pee the bed... #
0:07:11 > 0:07:13Stop!
0:07:13 > 0:07:16THIS is my ultimate nightmare.
0:07:34 > 0:07:38Might be home late tonight. I've got the school orchestra trip.
0:07:38 > 0:07:39Fine.
0:07:41 > 0:07:44Dexter, um...
0:07:44 > 0:07:45Yeah?
0:07:45 > 0:07:48Listen, about yesterday, I overreacted maybe
0:07:48 > 0:07:51- and I just want to say... - Um, one second, one second.
0:07:55 > 0:07:57Let me help you with that.
0:07:57 > 0:07:59I don't need any help, thank you.
0:07:59 > 0:08:03- Olives?- They're the only thing that helps with the heart burn.
0:08:03 > 0:08:05Sure they're not causing it?
0:08:08 > 0:08:11Unless you want to have a fight in front of the whole school,
0:08:11 > 0:08:14we've nothing to say to each other!
0:08:16 > 0:08:19Quick, Harris, the whale's getting away.
0:08:21 > 0:08:23I've been practising. Can I have a solo?
0:08:23 > 0:08:26Um... Hang on, Katie.
0:08:29 > 0:08:31Triangle?!
0:08:33 > 0:08:36So how was Dex when we left?
0:08:36 > 0:08:38Oh, you don't want to know.
0:08:38 > 0:08:41Well, fatherhood can be a very stressful event.
0:08:41 > 0:08:43When my uncle had his last baby, he went all funny in the head.
0:08:43 > 0:08:46He took the baby to live with him and the guinea pig in the shed.
0:08:46 > 0:08:48All my cousins were left on their own.
0:08:48 > 0:08:51Had to make their own pasta and everything.
0:08:53 > 0:08:54# Yeah
0:08:54 > 0:08:55# Yeah, yeah, yeah
0:08:55 > 0:08:57# Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
0:08:57 > 0:08:59# I'm gonna be on my own
0:08:59 > 0:09:00# When that baby comes home, I won't be in my room
0:09:00 > 0:09:03# Cos there's no place for me, it's plain to see
0:09:03 > 0:09:05# I'm not wanted by Dexter or Lizzie
0:09:05 > 0:09:07# So I don't need Dex, Lizzie, Mum or Dad
0:09:07 > 0:09:09# My auntie or Nathan or Clem, in fact
0:09:09 > 0:09:11# I don't need teachers, I don't need best friends either
0:09:11 > 0:09:13# All I need's me and my feet to keep up
0:09:13 > 0:09:15# I'm gonna make moves, yeah, I paid dues
0:09:15 > 0:09:17# Gonna travel the world alone while they snooze
0:09:17 > 0:09:20# I'm doing a runner out the way of these dudes
0:09:20 > 0:09:22# Where nobody can tell me what to do
0:09:22 > 0:09:24# Cos I'm flying S-O-L-O, solo
0:09:24 > 0:09:25# Me, myself and I get YOLO
0:09:25 > 0:09:28# You only live once, might as well ride alone
0:09:28 > 0:09:30# So I can do what I want
0:09:30 > 0:09:32# Yeah, and since I'm not appreciated
0:09:32 > 0:09:34# I'm gonna do things the easy way
0:09:34 > 0:09:36# And that's Nero relying on himself
0:09:36 > 0:09:38# There's no point relying on anybody else
0:09:38 > 0:09:40# Jump in a spaceship, head for the hills
0:09:40 > 0:09:43# Better still head to space for a better world
0:09:43 > 0:09:45# A paradise island I'm in
0:09:45 > 0:09:46# Stick a flag by a palm tree
0:09:46 > 0:09:49# Finders keepers so it's my home now
0:09:49 > 0:09:51# I'll name it Nero Johnson Town
0:09:51 > 0:09:53# Play a football game on my own
0:09:53 > 0:09:55# And if I get bored, I'll make Nero clones
0:09:55 > 0:09:57# That'd be awesome, my own empire
0:09:57 > 0:09:59# My own rules for what my heart desires, yeah
0:09:59 > 0:10:02# I just need to work out a time and place
0:10:02 > 0:10:04# I can make my move and get away
0:10:04 > 0:10:06# I'll be gone for good, no need to stay
0:10:06 > 0:10:08# Cos I don't need them and they don't want me
0:10:08 > 0:10:10# I'm flying S-O-L-O, solo
0:10:10 > 0:10:12# Me, myself and I and I'm on my own. #
0:10:16 > 0:10:18You're not thinking about doing a runner, are you?
0:10:18 > 0:10:20What you on about?
0:10:20 > 0:10:23No? Only, it's getting to be a bit of a habit.
0:10:23 > 0:10:25Shut up, fam.
0:10:25 > 0:10:27Oi, move it, you lot!
0:10:27 > 0:10:29Anyone would think you hated PE.
0:10:29 > 0:10:32It's not the PE we hate, sir. It's the abuse.
0:10:32 > 0:10:34Oh, boo-hoo!
0:10:34 > 0:10:36Tell your mummy to send me the therapy bill,
0:10:36 > 0:10:38you feeble-legged goal-dodger.
0:10:44 > 0:10:46Come on, everyone. Coach leaves in two minutes.
0:10:46 > 0:10:49I'd really like us to make a good impression, so... Ow!
0:10:49 > 0:10:51Careful with that trombone!
0:10:51 > 0:10:53- You might have damaged it. - I could do without this trip today.
0:10:53 > 0:10:55I've already got enough anxiety.
0:10:55 > 0:10:57- What have you got to be worried about?- I'm about to be a dad.
0:10:57 > 0:11:00- And?- There's no instruction manual. What if we don't get the name right?
0:11:00 > 0:11:03What if we put too much pressure on him and he rebels?
0:11:03 > 0:11:05I don't know what I'm meant to be doing.
0:11:05 > 0:11:09- KATIE:- What about my triangle solo, sir?
0:11:09 > 0:11:12Katie, will you PLEASE stop hitting that triangle?!
0:11:13 > 0:11:15# Mr Harris, it's all about rules
0:11:15 > 0:11:17# Making kids do what you want them to do
0:11:17 > 0:11:20# If they don't fear you, it makes life harder
0:11:20 > 0:11:22# So rule with an iron fist like my father
0:11:22 > 0:11:25# I think it's about being their friend
0:11:25 > 0:11:27# Their rock when the weather gets stormy and wet
0:11:27 > 0:11:29# A cushion to cry on or teddy to hug
0:11:29 > 0:11:32# When life feels like it's all too much
0:11:32 > 0:11:34# That's what children need
0:11:34 > 0:11:37# Listen carefully, I'll tell you what children need
0:11:37 > 0:11:38# What do children need?
0:11:38 > 0:11:40# Unconditional love
0:11:40 > 0:11:42# Yes, but with boundaries
0:11:42 > 0:11:44# You see, that's how boys grow to be men
0:11:44 > 0:11:47# The key word they need to know is respect
0:11:47 > 0:11:49# They must go to bed at the time you insist
0:11:49 > 0:11:51# And if they refuse, there's a consequence
0:11:51 > 0:11:54# No, no, let them choose the time that they rest
0:11:54 > 0:11:56# Cut out the rules and empower them
0:11:56 > 0:11:59# No, what they need is an education
0:11:59 > 0:12:01# And a small, insignificant place to play in
0:12:01 > 0:12:05# Providing they've done all the work you gave them and the chores
0:12:05 > 0:12:06# A great one is bottle-labelling
0:12:06 > 0:12:08# And pristine clean dishes
0:12:08 > 0:12:11# Simply engaging with them can really make all the difference
0:12:11 > 0:12:14# Tie them to a chair if they still won't listen
0:12:14 > 0:12:16- # Lock them in their room - Shower them with kisses
0:12:16 > 0:12:18- # I strongly disagree - Hey, Dad, it's me, Dexter Junior
0:12:18 > 0:12:21# Can't wait to meet you
0:12:21 > 0:12:23# Tie you to a chair and put spiders in your hair
0:12:23 > 0:12:26# And when you get angry, I won't even care
0:12:26 > 0:12:29# I'll just cry lots of crocodile tears till Mummy pats me on the back
0:12:29 > 0:12:31# And says "there there"
0:12:31 > 0:12:33# So what children need...
0:12:33 > 0:12:35# Listen, Goodman, I'll tell you what children need
0:12:35 > 0:12:37# Help! What do children need?
0:12:37 > 0:12:39# They just need a good hug
0:12:39 > 0:12:41# No, they need overpowering, the thugs!
0:12:41 > 0:12:43# So tie them to a chair, let them choose when they sleep
0:12:43 > 0:12:46# No, no, I still don't know what they need! #
0:12:59 > 0:13:01So...
0:13:01 > 0:13:03reproduction.
0:13:03 > 0:13:06Or, to put it another way, making babies.
0:13:06 > 0:13:08CLASS LAUGHS
0:13:08 > 0:13:10What's so funny about that?
0:13:10 > 0:13:14Nothing. There is nothing funny or embarrassing about it.
0:13:14 > 0:13:17In fact, having a baby is one of the most natural things in the world,
0:13:17 > 0:13:20so absolutely nothing to be embarrassed about.
0:13:20 > 0:13:22# It's like the birds and the bees as both of them pollenate
0:13:22 > 0:13:24# The birds don't get the credit for that
0:13:24 > 0:13:27# So, in actual fact, more like bees and the flowers
0:13:27 > 0:13:28# Or a florist meets a florist
0:13:28 > 0:13:32# Together they plant a seed in the forest and there you have it
0:13:32 > 0:13:34# Or perhaps that's not the best way to describe
0:13:34 > 0:13:36# But it's perfectly natural, the creation of life
0:13:36 > 0:13:39# Like planting an acorn in fertile soil
0:13:39 > 0:13:40# A squirrel comes along and...#
0:13:40 > 0:13:43What are you even actually talking about, Miss?
0:13:43 > 0:13:46# It's like condensation from evaporated water
0:13:46 > 0:13:48# That forms rain clouds and eventually rain
0:13:48 > 0:13:50# The rain is like the babies, the cloud is the womb
0:13:50 > 0:13:53# The sun is the dad, does that make it clearer to you?
0:13:53 > 0:13:55# Yes, it's perfectly natural, like a leaf on a stream
0:13:55 > 0:13:59# Getting stuck on falling tree till more leaves form a dam
0:13:59 > 0:14:00# And the beavers arrive
0:14:00 > 0:14:02# Or the salmon are swimming towards the bears
0:14:02 > 0:14:05# And have nowhere to hide and the bear catches them and, er... #
0:14:05 > 0:14:09CONFUSED HUBBUB
0:14:09 > 0:14:11# Where do babies come from?
0:14:11 > 0:14:13# This is so embarrassing!
0:14:13 > 0:14:15# Where do babies come from?
0:14:15 > 0:14:17# I wish it wasn't happening!
0:14:17 > 0:14:20# Where do babies come from?
0:14:20 > 0:14:21# Do babies come from bears?
0:14:21 > 0:14:23# Where do babies come from? #
0:14:23 > 0:14:26I know the truth!
0:14:28 > 0:14:31It's perfectly natural. A man and a woman have a baby...
0:14:31 > 0:14:34Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah!
0:14:34 > 0:14:38Stork lays an egg down your chimney and then your dad cooks it.
0:14:38 > 0:14:43What happens is mums swell up and when they can't pull their jeans up
0:14:43 > 0:14:48no more, they go to the doctor's and an actual egg plops out.
0:14:48 > 0:14:51And it's all made of jelly and it's totally gross!
0:14:51 > 0:14:57And the baby's like this squashed up ball of muck and you have to
0:14:57 > 0:14:59hold it up to the sun like in The Lion King.
0:14:59 > 0:15:04So it blossoms like a flower, except it doesn't look like a flower,
0:15:04 > 0:15:07it looks like a baby bird, and it's all purple and wet.
0:15:07 > 0:15:10And it's well gross and disgusting.
0:15:10 > 0:15:11Oh!
0:15:11 > 0:15:13# Don't be silly, that isn't what happens
0:15:13 > 0:15:16# It's all so simple, a perfectly natural reaction
0:15:16 > 0:15:20# After ovulation, the corpus luteum secretes two hormones
0:15:20 > 0:15:23# Progesterone and oestrogen
0:15:23 > 0:15:27# What, Miss? We don't understand your fancy words and diagrams
0:15:27 > 0:15:29# Where do babies come from?
0:15:29 > 0:15:32# Hope the world cracks open and swallows me whole
0:15:32 > 0:15:34# If I hear another word, I'm going to blow
0:15:34 > 0:15:35# So painful, it has to stop
0:15:35 > 0:15:37# I'll fake passing out or set an alarm off
0:15:37 > 0:15:40- # I don't want to hear about babies - Babies
0:15:40 > 0:15:41- # I don't want to hear about bears - Bears
0:15:41 > 0:15:43# I don't want to hear about birds
0:15:43 > 0:15:45# The only way to stop this is with one word. #
0:15:45 > 0:15:46Stop!
0:15:46 > 0:15:48HEAVY BREATHING
0:15:48 > 0:15:49I think I'm having the baby.
0:15:52 > 0:15:53Just like that?
0:15:53 > 0:15:57- Is this part of the lesson? - Dexter, I need Dexter.
0:15:59 > 0:16:00PHONE RINGS
0:16:03 > 0:16:07- Anyone important?- Lizzie.
0:16:07 > 0:16:09I don't need another fight right now.
0:16:09 > 0:16:13- He cut me off.- What's going on? - I'm having a baby.
0:16:13 > 0:16:16- Not on my floor, you're not. - Does anybody know first aid?
0:16:18 > 0:16:21Come on, faster. Quicker.
0:16:21 > 0:16:24Faster, you herd of tragedies.
0:16:24 > 0:16:26Baby!
0:16:26 > 0:16:28- There's a baby happening. - Don't care, shove off.
0:16:28 > 0:16:31Baby...coming out...now!
0:16:31 > 0:16:33Calm down. What's happening?
0:16:34 > 0:16:37Miss Baker, she's having it, a...
0:16:37 > 0:16:40- Baker baby.- She's having the baby now?
0:16:40 > 0:16:44In the school? Imagine being born at Elmsmere. Poor kid.
0:16:44 > 0:16:45What do you want me to do about it?
0:16:45 > 0:16:48Drive her to the hospital!
0:16:48 > 0:16:51Nero, mate. Do you hear that?
0:16:51 > 0:16:52The baby's coming...
0:16:54 > 0:16:56I knew it!
0:16:58 > 0:17:01# Yeah, you're yippity-doo-dah, I'm out of school
0:17:01 > 0:17:03# On my own, no-one to answer to
0:17:03 > 0:17:07# My moment, YOLO, after all, you only live once, so be masterful
0:17:07 > 0:17:09# In my world, there's no-one to answer to
0:17:09 > 0:17:12# Let's go back to the island I started, where I am the master,
0:17:12 > 0:17:16the King, the Prince, the drill sergeant, the head honcho, the boss
0:17:16 > 0:17:18# My rules, it's bound to be awesome
0:17:18 > 0:17:20# In my rocket ship, and I'm moving forward
0:17:20 > 0:17:23# In my rocket ship, and it's moving awkward
0:17:23 > 0:17:25# My rocket ship's on a crash course!
0:17:26 > 0:17:28# In a desolate wasteland
0:17:28 > 0:17:30# In reality, I feel like a waste, man
0:17:30 > 0:17:33# On my own, no friends, not great, man
0:17:33 > 0:17:36# I've done a foolish thing I can't take back
0:17:36 > 0:17:38# Too late, can't take it back
0:17:38 > 0:17:41# Yeah, yeah!
0:17:41 > 0:17:43# Too late, can't take it back
0:17:43 > 0:17:46# Yeah, yeah!
0:17:46 > 0:17:49# I'm feeling S-O-L-O, solo
0:17:49 > 0:17:50# Will they take me back?
0:17:50 > 0:17:52# Cos I'm on my own. #
0:17:57 > 0:17:59Nero!
0:17:59 > 0:18:02Oh, I don't need a lecture, I'm better off on my own.
0:18:02 > 0:18:04- You're needed. - Lizzie's having the baby.
0:18:04 > 0:18:06And she can't get hold of Dexter.
0:18:06 > 0:18:08# What was I thinking, selfishly dreaming?
0:18:08 > 0:18:10# Should check on Dexter, of course he must need me
0:18:10 > 0:18:13# I left for a hot minute and now Lizzie's in labour
0:18:13 > 0:18:15# And Dex's probably not with it
0:18:15 > 0:18:16# Don't panic, I'll save the day
0:18:16 > 0:18:18# I'm Nero, man, I'll wear a cape today
0:18:18 > 0:18:20# With an N on my chest that won't fade away
0:18:20 > 0:18:23# I'm the glue that sticks things I save lives from fires
0:18:23 > 0:18:26# Save cats from trees, got to get back to stop a catastrophe
0:18:26 > 0:18:29# Dex's not just a teacher, he's fam to me
0:18:29 > 0:18:31# Add Lizzie and the baby, that's family
0:18:31 > 0:18:33# So I've got to get back, I've got to get back
0:18:33 > 0:18:35# Nero the hero has got to get back
0:18:35 > 0:18:37# I've got to go back, I've got to get back
0:18:37 > 0:18:39# N to the E-R-O, I'm Nero
0:18:39 > 0:18:41# I've got to get back, I've got to get back
0:18:41 > 0:18:43# H to the E-R-O, I'm a hero
0:18:43 > 0:18:46# I got to get back, I've got to get back
0:18:46 > 0:18:48# Nero's a hero, don't forget that. #
0:18:50 > 0:18:51Hey, Dexter!
0:18:53 > 0:18:55- CRASHING - Never mind that.
0:18:55 > 0:18:59- She's having the baby now. Come on!- Back on the coach.
0:18:59 > 0:19:01You can't drive the coach, you're not qualified.
0:19:01 > 0:19:03The driver's missing!
0:19:03 > 0:19:06- Have we tried the toilet? - There's no time, the baby's coming.
0:19:06 > 0:19:08INSTRUMENTS CLATTER
0:19:14 > 0:19:16ENGINE STUTTERS
0:19:16 > 0:19:18I can't believe we didn't get to do my solo.
0:19:18 > 0:19:20Typical men, making it all about themselves.
0:19:24 > 0:19:26Oh! Why won't it move?
0:19:26 > 0:19:28Dexter, take a deep breath.
0:19:28 > 0:19:31Everything is going to be fine.
0:19:47 > 0:19:49# Nothing's going to be the same again
0:19:49 > 0:19:50# If I don't make it in time
0:19:50 > 0:19:53# Can Lizzie put faith in me on that basis?
0:19:53 > 0:19:56# Come on, Dexter, face it If you let down your son on the
0:19:56 > 0:19:59# First day he takes his breath, he'll feel worthless
0:19:59 > 0:20:01# And things will really, really never be the same again
0:20:01 > 0:20:05# I'm going to be somebody's dad Simply terrifying
0:20:05 > 0:20:07# This is one occasion when I should be on time
0:20:07 > 0:20:10# To build a family, it should be my time to shine
0:20:10 > 0:20:11# So I'm going to watch his first steps
0:20:11 > 0:20:13# Can't wait to watch his first breath
0:20:13 > 0:20:16# His first tooth, his first words Mama, Dada, which one first?
0:20:16 > 0:20:19# Doesn't matter, as long as I'm there to push him on a swing
0:20:19 > 0:20:22# On a summer's day, the feeling's blissful and serene
0:20:24 > 0:20:27# I'm really going to watch his first steps
0:20:27 > 0:20:30# Can't be late to watch his first breath
0:20:30 > 0:20:33# His first tooth, his first words
0:20:33 > 0:20:35# Mama, Dada, which one first?
0:20:35 > 0:20:39# Watch him grow up, get a job, have his own sprats
0:20:39 > 0:20:41# It'll really never be the same
0:20:41 > 0:20:44# Things will really, really never be the same
0:20:46 > 0:20:48# Once I turn Dad. #
0:20:53 > 0:20:57- Breathe, breathe!- Go back, go back. - Quick, quick, hurry up.
0:21:01 > 0:21:03TYRES SCREECH
0:21:08 > 0:21:10- We need help.- She's having a baby, for pity's sake!
0:21:10 > 0:21:14- We'll take it from here. - This is not how I imagined this day.
0:21:14 > 0:21:15It's hardly the day I planned either, love.
0:21:15 > 0:21:18- Worst science lesson ever.- Ohhhh!
0:21:19 > 0:21:22SHE MOANS
0:21:25 > 0:21:27# When will Dexter grow up?
0:21:27 > 0:21:29# He couldn't even be bothered to show up
0:21:29 > 0:21:32# I guess the right thing really is to leave him
0:21:32 > 0:21:34# He's left me here kicking and screaming
0:21:34 > 0:21:36# Too late, can't take it back
0:21:36 > 0:21:39# I've said what I've said, it was clear
0:21:39 > 0:21:41# Too late, can't take it back
0:21:41 > 0:21:44# No wonder he doesn't want to be here
0:21:44 > 0:21:46# Of course he should be around
0:21:46 > 0:21:49# To feel my pain and wince at the sights and sounds
0:21:49 > 0:21:50# I need his hand to squeeze
0:21:50 > 0:21:53# I won't have this baby without him, see?
0:21:53 > 0:21:54# If I concentrate
0:21:54 > 0:21:58# Maybe I can tell the baby to wait a while until everything's perfect
0:21:58 > 0:22:00# Dexter, I just want Dexter
0:22:00 > 0:22:03# So hang on, baby, until I give you the heads up
0:22:08 > 0:22:10# Oh, can't hang on, this baby's bored
0:22:10 > 0:22:12# She's waited nine months to come out and explore
0:22:12 > 0:22:14# Life will never be the same again
0:22:14 > 0:22:17# I'll have to kick a ball as well as braid her hair
0:22:17 > 0:22:19# I'll have to push the pram as well as pay the rent
0:22:19 > 0:22:22# I'll have to barbecue and do daddy things
0:22:22 > 0:22:24# Thanks to Dexter, my little one's bound to come
0:22:24 > 0:22:27# And I'll be left a single mum. #
0:22:30 > 0:22:33- Could you fill this in, please? - Me?!- You are the father.
0:22:35 > 0:22:38'You are the father. You are the father.'
0:22:38 > 0:22:40- ECHOING:- Father, father...
0:22:40 > 0:22:41Yeah!
0:22:41 > 0:22:44# I'd be the ultimate role model
0:22:44 > 0:22:47# Someone a little twerp could look up to
0:22:47 > 0:22:51# Nunn with a son What would that be like?
0:22:51 > 0:22:54# Someone to play footy with, teach him to ride a bike
0:22:54 > 0:22:57# Even go to the pub for an apple juice pint
0:22:57 > 0:22:59# He'll perfect kick-ups
0:22:59 > 0:23:03# Then he can learn to read and write, that's called priorities
0:23:03 > 0:23:05# He'd be my best mate, probably
0:23:05 > 0:23:08# I'd call him Graham Jr so he can really honour me
0:23:08 > 0:23:11# Charming, good looks He'll have dress sense, too
0:23:11 > 0:23:14# All the girls will be screaming for him in the lunch room
0:23:14 > 0:23:17# They'll call him son of a Nunn
0:23:17 > 0:23:18# He'll be the envy of his mates
0:23:18 > 0:23:22# He'll have to turn down half the girls that want him for a date
0:23:22 > 0:23:25- # They'll call him son of a Nunn - They'll call him son of a Nunn
0:23:25 > 0:23:28- # They'll call him son of a Nunn - They'll call him son a Nunn
0:23:28 > 0:23:31# They'll call him son of a Nunn... #
0:23:31 > 0:23:32What's that?
0:23:32 > 0:23:34# Because he's the son of a Nunn
0:23:34 > 0:23:37# The son of a Nunn
0:23:37 > 0:23:41# Down the chippy with my son and my gorgeous supermodel wife
0:23:41 > 0:23:43# Order what you want... # Chips all round!
0:23:43 > 0:23:46# All of us in tracksuits, living it up
0:23:46 > 0:23:49# I'll teach him how to man up and get what he wants
0:23:49 > 0:23:53# I'll coach him to bring me snacks while I'm watching the box
0:23:53 > 0:23:56# Commentate on the football while I sit on the bog
0:23:56 > 0:23:58# Yeah! I'll be the greatest dad on the planet
0:23:58 > 0:24:01# So I can be a father figure to this baby
0:24:01 > 0:24:03# Instead of that joker, Harris
0:24:03 > 0:24:06# A son of a Nunn has no need to be embarrassed
0:24:06 > 0:24:10# With a surname like that, he's bound to have talents
0:24:10 > 0:24:13# There's no little person that a Nunn couldn't manage
0:24:13 > 0:24:15# So come on, baby, yeah!
0:24:15 > 0:24:17# I'm up for the challenge. #
0:24:17 > 0:24:20I NEED DEXTER!!!
0:24:20 > 0:24:22Nothing to do with me, love.
0:24:24 > 0:24:26# This is sure to be glorious
0:24:26 > 0:24:28# My daughter will reign victorious
0:24:28 > 0:24:30# She'll have me as a mum, what fun
0:24:30 > 0:24:32# I'll teach her how the Earth revolves round the sun
0:24:32 > 0:24:35# Oh, no, the contractions are much worse
0:24:35 > 0:24:37# This giving birth stuff hurts
0:24:37 > 0:24:39# I'm so mad at Dexter, please fan me
0:24:39 > 0:24:41# Hot and bothered with a right to be angry
0:24:41 > 0:24:43# I wish I could just rewind time
0:24:43 > 0:24:46# Reverse the words of Dexter by my side
0:24:46 > 0:24:48# Rekindle the love of that family touch
0:24:48 > 0:24:51# Pulled together for one big group hug
0:24:51 > 0:24:53# Hope I haven't pushed him away
0:24:53 > 0:24:55# Oh, I think the baby is on its way! #
0:24:55 > 0:24:56Ow!
0:24:56 > 0:25:00# Oh, here it comes, life's never going to be the same again
0:25:00 > 0:25:02# The baby's coming There's no turning back
0:25:02 > 0:25:03# Here it comes
0:25:03 > 0:25:05- ALL:- # There's no going back Here it comes
0:25:05 > 0:25:06# No turning back
0:25:06 > 0:25:08# Here it comes, here it comes! #
0:25:08 > 0:25:10SHE BURPS
0:25:15 > 0:25:17- It must have been the olives. - Unbelievable.
0:25:17 > 0:25:21Just glad it was a false alarm. Nobody needs to see that.
0:25:36 > 0:25:40# I can't believe it, I'm somebody's dad
0:25:40 > 0:25:42# He's somebody's dad
0:25:42 > 0:25:44# He's somebody's dad
0:25:44 > 0:25:47- # The ultimate dream - He's somebody's dad
0:25:47 > 0:25:49# I'm pushing him on the swings
0:25:49 > 0:25:52# We'll build sandcastles on the beach
0:25:52 > 0:26:00# I'm somebody's dad!
0:26:00 > 0:26:04# And I'll watch him grow up, get a job, have his own sprats
0:26:04 > 0:26:09# Things will never be the same now I'm a proud dad!
0:26:09 > 0:26:14# I'm a dad, I'm a dad, dad dad, dad, da... #
0:26:18 > 0:26:19Wrong baby.
0:26:32 > 0:26:33You wouldn't be Dexter, would you?
0:26:36 > 0:26:40- What is it, a boy or a girl? - Neither. It was a jar of olives.
0:26:41 > 0:26:44Oh, that's even weirder than when my cousin gave birth to a rooster.
0:26:45 > 0:26:48All that fuss and panic for nothing!
0:26:48 > 0:26:50Well, not for nothing. We got out of PE.
0:26:50 > 0:26:52Yeah, well, FYI, when I have a baby,
0:26:52 > 0:26:56I'm not going to waste everyone's time, I'm just going to have it.
0:26:56 > 0:26:57Boom!
0:26:57 > 0:27:01- LIZZIE GROANS - It's coming.
0:27:01 > 0:27:04- Ha-ha, very funny(!)- No! I mean it!
0:27:04 > 0:27:08- It's really happening! - I think she means it.
0:27:08 > 0:27:10What do we do? What do we do?
0:27:10 > 0:27:15- What do we do? Hospital?- Nunn, Owen, help me to the staffroom.
0:27:15 > 0:27:17- Yeah, right, I'm not falling for... - Do it!
0:27:20 > 0:27:22LIZZIE GROANS
0:27:22 > 0:27:27- What's going on?- Baby.- Another one?
0:27:27 > 0:27:28# Here we go, the real thing's here
0:27:28 > 0:27:31# Just when I really thought the coast was clear
0:27:31 > 0:27:33# It's the real deal on school premises
0:27:33 > 0:27:35# Every teacher and kid will remember this
0:27:35 > 0:27:37# Don't panic and things won't mess up
0:27:37 > 0:27:39# Everybody's here Wait, where's Dexter?
0:27:39 > 0:27:41- # Don't stress, love - Let's get her set up
0:27:41 > 0:27:44- # On a nice, comfy sofa - Where's Dexter?
0:27:44 > 0:27:46# Bring hot water over, right temperature
0:27:46 > 0:27:48- # How hot should it be? - Use a thermometer
0:27:48 > 0:27:50# Let's get it all set up Time's of the essence
0:27:50 > 0:27:52- # Wait, where's Dexter? - I'll get the towels
0:27:52 > 0:27:54# How soft should they be? Soft as a baby's...
0:27:54 > 0:27:57- # Hey, where's Dexter? - Paper or linen?
0:27:57 > 0:27:58# But where's Dexter?
0:27:58 > 0:28:00# Hold on a minute, time's running thin here
0:28:00 > 0:28:01# Yep, it looks like the baby's coming
0:28:01 > 0:28:04- # Strap yourself in, guys - Baby's coming
0:28:04 > 0:28:07# Everyone's here and the baby's coming
0:28:07 > 0:28:08# Yeah
0:28:08 > 0:28:10# Yep, it looks like the baby's coming
0:28:10 > 0:28:12# Strap yourself in, guys The baby's coming
0:28:12 > 0:28:15# Everyone's here and the baby's coming
0:28:15 > 0:28:18# See, no stress since we got it all set up
0:28:18 > 0:28:20# Good to go just give us the heads up
0:28:20 > 0:28:22# We're all here, see, nothing has messed up
0:28:22 > 0:28:24# All we need now is... Wait, Where's Dexter? #
0:28:27 > 0:28:30False alarm. She's already back at school.
0:28:30 > 0:28:33Great(!) Another orchestral recital cancelled,
0:28:33 > 0:28:35- another embarrassment for Elmsmere. - Sorry.
0:28:35 > 0:28:36I dragged you all here for nothing.
0:28:36 > 0:28:39Oh, any one of us would've done the same.
0:28:39 > 0:28:44The birth of a child is a beautiful thing!
0:28:45 > 0:28:48Clearly you've never actually seen one being born.
0:28:50 > 0:28:51Don't worry, Dexter.
0:28:53 > 0:28:58Mate, I don't know what to say. Thanks for coming to get me.
0:29:00 > 0:29:03That's what I'm here for. You know, families stick together.
0:29:04 > 0:29:07- Sorry for what I said.- Me too.
0:29:09 > 0:29:11# Listen, Dexter, I want to say...
0:29:11 > 0:29:14# No, please, it's fine You deserve an apology
0:29:14 > 0:29:17# And so do you I'm sorry for the things I've said
0:29:17 > 0:29:20# We were both out of order, let's put it to rest and move ahead.
0:29:20 > 0:29:21# Yeah, now it's in the past
0:29:21 > 0:29:24# It's really time to make a good thing last
0:29:24 > 0:29:26# I could never forget you
0:29:26 > 0:29:29- # Even when the baby arrives - I'll never neglect you
0:29:29 > 0:29:32# We're a family And fam comes first
0:29:32 > 0:29:36# Family is important because... # PHONE RINGS
0:29:36 > 0:29:38You'd better get that, man.
0:29:39 > 0:29:44- Hello?- Your missus is having the baby.- No, it was a false alarm.
0:29:44 > 0:29:46- She's having the baby again. - I'm at the hospital now.
0:29:46 > 0:29:48She's not having a baby, you're confused.
0:29:48 > 0:29:50- PHONE RINGS - 'You're confused!'
0:29:50 > 0:29:54- 'Lizzie's having the baby.' - Mate, no, listen...
0:29:54 > 0:29:57Get Dexter. Tell him she's having the baby.
0:29:57 > 0:30:00- Owen said Lizzie's having the baby. - Tell him it was a false alarm.
0:30:00 > 0:30:03- He said it was a false alarm. - No, it's not a false alarm, Harris.
0:30:03 > 0:30:07She's at the school and she's having the baby right now!
0:30:07 > 0:30:10WHERE'S DEXTER?!
0:30:10 > 0:30:12BOTH: The baby's coming!
0:30:12 > 0:30:13Dexter?
0:30:13 > 0:30:16Everybody, back on the coach, the baby's coming! The baby's coming!
0:30:16 > 0:30:18Oh, exciting!
0:30:18 > 0:30:20HE SCREAMS
0:30:25 > 0:30:26Leave it to me.
0:30:29 > 0:30:31SIRENS WAIL
0:30:39 > 0:30:42There is no escaped bull running round the hospital, is there?
0:30:44 > 0:30:47- Er, I need a favour.- I could arrest you for wasting police time.
0:30:53 > 0:30:55SIRENS WAIL
0:30:57 > 0:30:59# I feel scared, I'm not ready
0:30:59 > 0:31:00# It's been nine months already?
0:31:00 > 0:31:03# There's no going back now it's started
0:31:03 > 0:31:04# No more antenatal classes
0:31:04 > 0:31:06# We're way past the third trimester
0:31:06 > 0:31:08# What would I do without Dexter?
0:31:08 > 0:31:10# Hold on, where's Dexter?
0:31:10 > 0:31:13# Life's never ever, ever, ever going to be the same again
0:31:13 > 0:31:15# I'm going to be a dad and I just can't wait
0:31:15 > 0:31:16# And life won't be the same
0:31:16 > 0:31:19# Between me and Liz if I miss this special day
0:31:19 > 0:31:20# She's my rock, she's my world
0:31:20 > 0:31:22# I wouldn't miss this for the world
0:31:22 > 0:31:26- # Can't be late, no going back - I'm here now and I've got your back
0:31:26 > 0:31:28# Lizzie too and the unborn fam
0:31:28 > 0:31:31# Whether it's sun or storm or rain, nothing's going to be the same again
0:31:31 > 0:31:34# And I wouldn't have it any other way
0:31:34 > 0:31:36# Live our dreams
0:31:36 > 0:31:43# Never know what life brings Cherish every second
0:31:43 > 0:31:48# This is just the beginning Life will never be the same again
0:31:48 > 0:31:50# It wouldn't feel right if I wasn't flustered
0:31:50 > 0:31:53# Sweating, dripping whilst I'm running
0:31:53 > 0:31:54# Trying to get to this birth in time
0:31:54 > 0:31:56# Dexter style, it'll work out right
0:31:56 > 0:31:58# Imagine life as Auntie Amber
0:31:58 > 0:31:59# Can't wait to hold the bubba
0:31:59 > 0:32:01# Causing trouble, screaming loud
0:32:01 > 0:32:03# Life won't be the same from now on
0:32:03 > 0:32:05# Never be the same again
0:32:05 > 0:32:07# Life's never going to be the same again
0:32:07 > 0:32:09# I never want to see a drain again
0:32:09 > 0:32:11# Life's never going to be the same again
0:32:11 > 0:32:13# I never want to feel this pain again
0:32:13 > 0:32:15# Life's never going to be the same again
0:32:15 > 0:32:17# Life's never going to be the same again
0:32:17 > 0:32:19# Life's never going to be the same again. #
0:32:19 > 0:32:20SHE MOANS
0:32:20 > 0:32:22HE SCREAMS
0:32:22 > 0:32:23THEY SCREAM
0:32:26 > 0:32:28Oh, well, you took your time, Harris.
0:32:29 > 0:32:31It's a boy.
0:32:37 > 0:32:39Hello.
0:32:39 > 0:32:44- Hello.- I'm a dad.- I know.
0:32:45 > 0:32:50- Love you. Both of you.- Same.
0:32:50 > 0:32:54- Thank you for coming. - It's Nero you should thank.
0:33:01 > 0:33:05Hello, mate. I'm your Uncle Nero.
0:33:05 > 0:33:09You and me are going to have a lot of fun. A lot.
0:33:11 > 0:33:18- Sorry. If you wanted some quiet time...- No. It's fine. Come in.
0:33:18 > 0:33:19Oh!
0:33:23 > 0:33:25Oh, it's a little baby.
0:33:27 > 0:33:30- I want to see it! - Hey, not all at once.
0:33:35 > 0:33:39Guys, meet our son.
0:33:41 > 0:33:46# You and me plus him makes three
0:33:46 > 0:33:49# We're family
0:33:49 > 0:33:51# We're family
0:33:51 > 0:33:54# And we're all in this too
0:33:54 > 0:33:56# We're all together
0:33:56 > 0:33:58# Family
0:33:58 > 0:34:01# We're family
0:34:01 > 0:34:03# Family
0:34:03 > 0:34:04# We're family... #
0:34:04 > 0:34:06BABY CRIES
0:34:06 > 0:34:08# ..We're family
0:34:08 > 0:34:11# We're family-ah!
0:34:11 > 0:34:13# We're family-ah! #
0:34:14 > 0:34:18- You going to get that, fam? - And that is why I never want kids.
0:34:18 > 0:34:22- Flippin' horrible noise machines. - The baby isn't even crying.
0:34:24 > 0:34:26Yes, he is.
0:34:34 > 0:34:38Dexter... It's twins.
0:34:43 > 0:34:46# So it's twins - all good, we can handle that
0:34:46 > 0:34:48# Time to be the best parents they'll ever have
0:34:48 > 0:34:51# Now we've got the biggest family in the world
0:34:51 > 0:34:53# Can't wait for them to talk and crawl around
0:34:53 > 0:34:55- # Double the joy - And double the screams
0:34:55 > 0:34:58- # The sleepless nights - Let's not forget the teething
0:34:58 > 0:35:00- # And the nappies - But also the laughs
0:35:00 > 0:35:03# The joy, the teaching, the feeling, the love!
0:35:03 > 0:35:05# It takes a village to raise a child
0:35:05 > 0:35:08# And we're going to raise them in the Elmsmere style
0:35:08 > 0:35:10# Yeah, how could I not see the reality?
0:35:10 > 0:35:13# From day one, I've always had a family
0:35:13 > 0:35:15# And every single one of you guys are family
0:35:15 > 0:35:18# And I'd share a room with these twins happily
0:35:18 > 0:35:20# I just have to share double the wisdom
0:35:20 > 0:35:22# And I can't wait to share double the mischief
0:35:22 > 0:35:25# We're all going to get to see these boys grow up
0:35:25 > 0:35:27# I'm looking forward to watching them throw up
0:35:27 > 0:35:30# They could attend Elmsmere once they're old enough
0:35:30 > 0:35:31# Keep the legacy alive
0:35:31 > 0:35:33# In the years to come
0:35:33 > 0:35:35# Good call Yes, I'll knock them into shape
0:35:35 > 0:35:37# Oh, no child deserves Mr Bell in their face
0:35:37 > 0:35:40# That's true but these kids will be cool either way
0:35:40 > 0:35:42# We're all family and today is their day
0:35:42 > 0:35:46# You and me plus two makes four
0:35:46 > 0:35:49# We're family
0:35:49 > 0:35:51# We're family
0:35:52 > 0:35:56# And we're all in this too
0:35:56 > 0:35:57# We're all together
0:35:57 > 0:35:59# Family
0:35:59 > 0:36:02# We're family. #
0:36:12 > 0:36:15# Can't live with them and you can't kick them out
0:36:15 > 0:36:17# When you're up there, rub it in your face
0:36:17 > 0:36:18# Kick you when you're down
0:36:18 > 0:36:20# But when no-one understands them, you know what they're on about
0:36:20 > 0:36:23# Always going to be around, got to find a common ground
0:36:23 > 0:36:26# If you know so much about me
0:36:26 > 0:36:28# Where do I go from here?
0:36:28 > 0:36:30# You see them every day, you can never get away
0:36:30 > 0:36:32# Only time that you're the boss...
0:36:32 > 0:36:33# 4 o'clock. #