0:00:06 > 0:00:10# Where do you go when you know nobody can understand you?
0:00:10 > 0:00:12# When it's just too much to handle?
0:00:12 > 0:00:15# What do you do when you end up somewhere you never planned to?
0:00:15 > 0:00:17# Washed out, stressed out like it was shampoo
0:00:17 > 0:00:20# You should stay It can change
0:00:20 > 0:00:23# There's good days and bad days
0:00:23 > 0:00:26# But one day down the line this time is sure to stop
0:00:26 > 0:00:28# So the only time is now 4 O'Clock
0:00:28 > 0:00:30# 4 O'Clock, 4 O'Clock, 4 O'Clock. #
0:00:33 > 0:00:35- CHILDREN:- Oh, come on.- Yeah. - GIGGLING
0:00:35 > 0:00:37What's that?
0:00:37 > 0:00:41Well, I'm no expert, but I think it's a caravan.
0:00:41 > 0:00:43Who dumps a caravan in a school?
0:00:43 > 0:00:45HE SIGHS
0:00:45 > 0:00:47It's in your parking space, mate.
0:00:47 > 0:00:50Where are you going to park that beast of yours now?
0:00:50 > 0:00:52All right, everyone, nothing to see here.
0:00:52 > 0:00:55Anybody would think you'd never seen a mysterious caravan before!
0:00:56 > 0:00:57Well, go on, go.
0:01:00 > 0:01:03I'm going to break the world record for eating three cream crackers
0:01:03 > 0:01:06- in under a minute. - How is that a science project?
0:01:06 > 0:01:10- I could just share your one. - You will not share MY work!
0:01:10 > 0:01:13Hey! You try finishing a science project
0:01:13 > 0:01:15- with twin babies screaming in your ear.- Fine.
0:01:15 > 0:01:19I'll say we worked on it together, but don't go taking all the glory.
0:01:19 > 0:01:21I swear, that new science teacher doesn't like me.
0:01:21 > 0:01:23I can't blame her, mate. You're not that likeable(!)
0:01:31 > 0:01:33I hate the vaulting horse.
0:01:34 > 0:01:36It's more like torture than PE.
0:01:36 > 0:01:39Plus it doesn't even look like a horse.
0:01:39 > 0:01:42And I should know - I got bitten by one on my...
0:01:42 > 0:01:44- Don't want to know!- ..holiday.
0:01:44 > 0:01:45Come on, move it.
0:01:45 > 0:01:48I've seen a slaughterhouse cow more enthusiastic!
0:01:48 > 0:01:51Sir, I have a note excusing me from PE today.
0:01:54 > 0:01:58- Library duty? - The library is in dismay.
0:01:58 > 0:02:00- I have never seen books treated so disrespectfully.- No, no, no!
0:02:00 > 0:02:02Learning to vault a horse is important.
0:02:02 > 0:02:03Well, what if you fall off a wall?
0:02:03 > 0:02:07- How else are you going to get back on the right side?- Problem, Mr Nunn?
0:02:07 > 0:02:09This pint-sized joker thinks he can get out of PE
0:02:09 > 0:02:11to reorganise the library.
0:02:11 > 0:02:15Well, Chester is our new library deputy, of course.
0:02:15 > 0:02:16Thank you, ma'am.
0:02:19 > 0:02:24Mrs Goodman, hi. Would it be all right if we helped Chester?
0:02:24 > 0:02:28Books are the lifeblood the school, and they mean so much to us.
0:02:28 > 0:02:29Of course, Amber.
0:02:31 > 0:02:32Oh, I love your spirit!
0:02:32 > 0:02:35Are you going to let those go too?
0:02:35 > 0:02:38Well, I'm going too, so whatever.
0:02:38 > 0:02:39Oh!
0:02:39 > 0:02:41Loving this enthusiasm.
0:02:41 > 0:02:43Unbelievable!
0:02:57 > 0:02:58Ah!
0:02:58 > 0:02:59STOPWATCH CLICKS
0:02:59 > 0:03:02Seven minutes and 43 seconds.
0:03:02 > 0:03:04Seven? The record's less than a minute!
0:03:04 > 0:03:07Yeah, well, you stopped for two minutes to drink a pint of water.
0:03:07 > 0:03:11Anyway, thank you, er...Eli.
0:03:11 > 0:03:15That was certainly...enlightening.
0:03:15 > 0:03:17Er, next we have Owen Garland.
0:03:20 > 0:03:23- We worked on it together, Miss. I'm Nero Johnson.- Team effort.
0:03:24 > 0:03:25OK, then.
0:03:26 > 0:03:31- So, in this experiment, I intend to demonstrate...- We... We, we...
0:03:31 > 0:03:35We intend to demonstrate the expansion of the universe
0:03:35 > 0:03:37- immediately following the... - But, hey,
0:03:37 > 0:03:40why bore the pants off you when we can just show you?
0:03:40 > 0:03:44Owen, you may now commence the wonders of the universe.
0:03:44 > 0:03:46Erm...
0:03:46 > 0:03:47Uh-huh.
0:03:47 > 0:03:50Erm, the... The bicarbonate of soda...
0:03:50 > 0:03:52Bicarbonate of soda.
0:03:52 > 0:03:54..in, in, in the balloon...
0:03:54 > 0:03:56- and vinegar...- Vinegar.
0:03:57 > 0:04:02- ..in the bottle create a chemical reaction...- Chemical reaction.
0:04:02 > 0:04:06..causing the balloon to expand, much as our early universe expanded.
0:04:06 > 0:04:07Expanded.
0:04:09 > 0:04:12No galaxies were harmed in the making of this experiment.
0:04:12 > 0:04:14LAUGHTER
0:04:14 > 0:04:19If it has a mauve sticker, it goes on the bottom shelf in aisle N.
0:04:19 > 0:04:22If the sticker is lilac, it's aisle M.
0:04:22 > 0:04:25Unless, of course, it's an atlas, in which case, it's aisle P,
0:04:25 > 0:04:28next to the oversized reference texts.
0:04:29 > 0:04:31Do you want me to repeat it?
0:04:31 > 0:04:34- ALL: No! - No, please stop!
0:04:34 > 0:04:36I'm sure we'll get the hang of it.
0:04:46 > 0:04:48Stop! What are you doing?
0:04:49 > 0:04:53- What you told us to do. - That's got a TANGERINE label.
0:04:53 > 0:04:55That goes here.
0:04:55 > 0:04:56Oh...
0:04:58 > 0:05:02Actually, maybe we're not cut out for library work after all.
0:05:02 > 0:05:04Quitting already?
0:05:04 > 0:05:09As an official Elmsmere monitor, I have authority to issue detentions
0:05:09 > 0:05:12if the running of this library is threatened.
0:05:12 > 0:05:17OK, OK, maybe we can just start with something simpler?
0:05:17 > 0:05:24Hmm! How about you move these books from this trolley to that shelf?
0:05:24 > 0:05:26You got it, boss man!
0:05:27 > 0:05:30I can't believe you lot have dragged me into this.
0:05:30 > 0:05:32BELL RINGS
0:05:32 > 0:05:34You are so spineless.
0:05:34 > 0:05:37- If you won't tell him, I will. - What? No.
0:05:39 > 0:05:41Nero, I'm unhappy that
0:05:41 > 0:05:44- Miss Higgins thinks the project was all your idea.- It was well funny.
0:05:44 > 0:05:47- What?- Tell him.- I am telling him.
0:05:47 > 0:05:49Erm, Nero, have you got a moment?
0:05:50 > 0:05:55- Yes, of course.- I wanted to say, well done again on your project.
0:05:55 > 0:05:59You've clearly got a gift for science.
0:05:59 > 0:06:02- Well, I wouldn't go that far. - This is no time for false modesty.
0:06:02 > 0:06:06- False modesty?! - Owen, I'm talking to Nero.
0:06:06 > 0:06:08- But... - Please don't interrupt me again.
0:06:10 > 0:06:12I'm moving you into the top set.
0:06:12 > 0:06:15- If anyone should be in the top set, it should be me.- Right, detention.
0:06:15 > 0:06:17No, seriously, Miss?
0:06:17 > 0:06:20I like it where I am with my mates. I don't know a thing about science.
0:06:20 > 0:06:25Nero, you've got a talent. Be proud of who you are.
0:06:30 > 0:06:33So, what just happened?
0:06:40 > 0:06:42- Crispin.- Ah!
0:06:42 > 0:06:45- What are you doing?! - Oh, I am sorry, did I startle you?
0:06:45 > 0:06:47Have you ever known me to be startled?
0:06:47 > 0:06:51Um, I wondered if you could put these up around the school?
0:06:51 > 0:06:54They're for the District Volcano Fair.
0:06:54 > 0:06:56Roxen Wood have got a burst pipe,
0:06:56 > 0:07:00- so we're going to be hosting it instead.- Mmm, is it?
0:07:02 > 0:07:03Erm...
0:07:03 > 0:07:05Around the school, all right?
0:07:05 > 0:07:06Ah.
0:07:09 > 0:07:12Oh, by the way, have you heard about the caravan dumped
0:07:12 > 0:07:14- in the middle of the playground? - Yes, all right!
0:07:14 > 0:07:17I haven't got time for all of this. I've got to put these up.
0:07:21 > 0:07:27Everyone, I'd like to introduce you to a new student joining us today.
0:07:27 > 0:07:29This is Nero Johnson.
0:07:29 > 0:07:31MURMURING
0:07:31 > 0:07:37Now...looking at Miss Baker's lesson plan,
0:07:37 > 0:07:40today was the day she was going to be choosing students
0:07:40 > 0:07:44to represent Elmsmere at the District Volcano Fair.
0:07:44 > 0:07:46Nero, how would you like to do it?
0:07:46 > 0:07:47What?!
0:07:49 > 0:07:51Sorry, Miss, um....
0:07:51 > 0:07:53that just slipped out.
0:07:53 > 0:07:56- But that's Nero Johnson. - GIGGLING
0:07:56 > 0:07:58What does that mean?
0:07:58 > 0:08:01Well, Miss Baker kind of implied that I'd be representing the school.
0:08:01 > 0:08:05Yeah. Give the little people their chance, Miss.
0:08:05 > 0:08:08- Why don't you two do it together? - No offence, Miss,
0:08:08 > 0:08:12but I once saw Nero trying to fit one of his friends into a locker.
0:08:12 > 0:08:15Even Einstein was a little eccentric.
0:08:15 > 0:08:19You're comparing HIM to Einstein?
0:08:19 > 0:08:22Nero's got a real affinity for science.
0:08:22 > 0:08:24You two are going to do great together.
0:08:27 > 0:08:29Look, if we keep Chester sweet,
0:08:29 > 0:08:32we can use the library any time we need to get out of something.
0:08:34 > 0:08:35Careful!
0:08:35 > 0:08:36SHE SIGHS
0:08:40 > 0:08:43Oi! Quit with the shoving, book-shover!
0:08:43 > 0:08:46Look, I'll hold on to this end while you put your ones back in.
0:08:46 > 0:08:48Right, you'd better had and all.
0:08:51 > 0:08:52Perfect(!)
0:08:55 > 0:08:57Have you got a sec?
0:08:57 > 0:09:00- Oh, what's up?- I was out of order.
0:09:00 > 0:09:04I stupidly assumed you were all style over substance.
0:09:04 > 0:09:06With me, you get style AND substance.
0:09:07 > 0:09:09Well, I'm Polly.
0:09:09 > 0:09:11- Nero.- I know.
0:09:11 > 0:09:15I just never had you down as someone so into your science.
0:09:15 > 0:09:18Between us, it was actually my mate's project.
0:09:18 > 0:09:21I'm too smart to waste a weekend on schoolwork, so...
0:09:21 > 0:09:23Too smart or too lazy?
0:09:23 > 0:09:25Easy, tiger. I thought we had a bit of a bonding thing going on.
0:09:25 > 0:09:27I can't be paired with someone who doesn't care, Nero.
0:09:27 > 0:09:29We're supposed to be making a volcano.
0:09:29 > 0:09:32Yeah, why does everyone make a volcano at those things?
0:09:35 > 0:09:37You do know what a volcano is?
0:09:37 > 0:09:40- Yeah, it's like an angry mountain, innit?- Ahem...
0:09:40 > 0:09:43Look, science is my thing - my actual thing.
0:09:43 > 0:09:46No, seriously, why are you getting so strung up about it anyway?
0:09:46 > 0:09:49Because, unlike you, I actually care about doing my best!
0:09:49 > 0:09:52And I don't ever know why, and you have no idea how frustrating...
0:09:52 > 0:09:54What has science ever done for anyone anyway?
0:09:54 > 0:09:56Can you dance to science?
0:09:56 > 0:09:59Er, no! Can you eat it?
0:09:59 > 0:10:00No.
0:10:02 > 0:10:05Here's a list of books you need to read.
0:10:05 > 0:10:08Meet me at the Elmsbury Library at 6pm.
0:10:11 > 0:10:12Do not ruin this for me.
0:10:12 > 0:10:15CHILDREN: Ooh!
0:10:17 > 0:10:18What's her problem?
0:10:20 > 0:10:24How did we end up with more books than we started with?
0:10:24 > 0:10:25I knew we couldn't be trusted.
0:10:25 > 0:10:27Chester's going to do his nut when he sees this.
0:10:27 > 0:10:30Sure, though I ain't scared of that floppy Pinocchio.
0:10:30 > 0:10:32CHESTER CHATTERS TO HIMSELF
0:10:32 > 0:10:36- We'll turn off for you here, Chester.- Really?- Yeah.
0:10:36 > 0:10:39We're loving the whole librarian thing.
0:10:39 > 0:10:42You're learning the joy of books, just as I did.
0:10:42 > 0:10:46From this point on, we five shall be known as...the Book Buddies.
0:10:46 > 0:10:49And let's just keep that between ourselves, shall we?
0:10:49 > 0:10:52BELL RINGS
0:10:55 > 0:10:56It's unbelievable.
0:10:58 > 0:11:01I don't get why she likes you and not me.
0:11:01 > 0:11:04She's a science teacher. I'm good at science.
0:11:04 > 0:11:05Count yourself lucky.
0:11:05 > 0:11:08I've got to make a volcano for that stupid science fair.
0:11:08 > 0:11:10I'd have made a great volcano.
0:11:10 > 0:11:13Well, why is it always volcanoes at these things anyway?
0:11:13 > 0:11:15Do you think a volcano could happen here?
0:11:15 > 0:11:17Mmm. How's this for a volcano?
0:11:19 > 0:11:21That is beyond disgusting.
0:11:24 > 0:11:26Ahem!
0:11:29 > 0:11:31Oh. Oh...
0:11:33 > 0:11:34Polly, wait!
0:11:37 > 0:11:41You look...great.
0:11:41 > 0:11:43Oh, yeah, sorry I missed the library session.
0:11:43 > 0:11:45I'll make it up to you tomorrow.
0:11:45 > 0:11:47You've got something on your face.
0:11:49 > 0:11:50Oh.
0:11:52 > 0:11:55Oh, no! That's the reading list!
0:11:59 > 0:12:02- Oh, no.- Who was she?
0:12:02 > 0:12:04And why do you even want to know?
0:12:04 > 0:12:06I haven't seen that look on his face since Clem left.
0:12:07 > 0:12:10# Who was she, though? Not what I thought
0:12:10 > 0:12:11# My ego said "I'm way too cool!"
0:12:11 > 0:12:14# "She's way too stiff to be talking to me"
0:12:14 > 0:12:15# So I was way off
0:12:15 > 0:12:18# Cos she's clever, she's nice and she's gorgeous
0:12:18 > 0:12:21# And now I'm an enormous fool! Maybe I ain't that cool
0:12:21 > 0:12:23# In the waters, I swim and I'm pretty quick
0:12:23 > 0:12:27# When I'm out of it, I'm slow as a walrus amid all this science jargon!
0:12:27 > 0:12:28# She goes beyond the margin
0:12:28 > 0:12:31# She seems cool and I seem like a halfwit!
0:12:31 > 0:12:33# Imagine how I look to Polly, man
0:12:33 > 0:12:36# A complete wally that's soft as trolley and
0:12:36 > 0:12:38# She's like Kryptonite to my coolness
0:12:38 > 0:12:40# I don't really feel cool after all this
0:12:40 > 0:12:43# What an idiot - mouth full of mustard!
0:12:43 > 0:12:45# I should've known he's style and no substance!
0:12:45 > 0:12:47# And now, I'm paired up with a slacker
0:12:47 > 0:12:50# Who only cares about things that don't matter!
0:12:50 > 0:12:52# I risk losing everything because of him
0:12:52 > 0:12:54# He'll hold me back There'll be no chance of winning!
0:12:54 > 0:12:57# And now, my reputation's in the balance
0:12:57 > 0:12:59# If I lose, they'll say I'm no good for a challenge
0:12:59 > 0:13:01- # So what's cool?- What's cool? - That's cool!- Not cool!
0:13:01 > 0:13:04- # What's cool?- What's cool? - That's cool!- That's cool!
0:13:04 > 0:13:06- # What's cool? - But why do I care what they think?
0:13:06 > 0:13:10# I'm not sure that's so important! It just is!
0:13:10 > 0:13:13# And pairing with Nero's a one-way ticket to Loserville!
0:13:13 > 0:13:15# I'll look a fool on stage How's that going to feel?
0:13:15 > 0:13:18# When the whole crowd laughs And everyone will!
0:13:18 > 0:13:21# All right, I admit it She's seen through my coolness
0:13:21 > 0:13:23# And now, she's got me questioning what cool is!
0:13:23 > 0:13:26# I guess it's time I stopped caring about the newest clothes
0:13:26 > 0:13:28# Newest creps, cool apps on the newest phones
0:13:28 > 0:13:30# Put down the slingshot Pick up a good book!
0:13:30 > 0:13:33# Get some substance Learn to be a good cook
0:13:33 > 0:13:35# Add some salt and pepper to my brain
0:13:35 > 0:13:37# Bring a whole new meaning to cooler gains!
0:13:37 > 0:13:39- # So what's cool?- What's cool? - That's cool!- Not cool!
0:13:39 > 0:13:42- # What's cool?- What's cool? - That's cool!- That's cool!
0:13:42 > 0:13:43# What's cool?
0:13:43 > 0:13:44# I know I'm up for the challenge!
0:13:44 > 0:13:46# I've just got a find a new talent!
0:13:46 > 0:13:48# Whatever that is. #
0:13:49 > 0:13:51HE IMITATES ITS WHIRRING
0:13:53 > 0:13:54Night, Isaac.
0:14:29 > 0:14:30HE SPITS
0:14:31 > 0:14:33GARGLING
0:14:48 > 0:14:52Help me and I'll tell Miss Higgins you did the Big Bang project.
0:14:52 > 0:14:53Where do you think you're going?
0:14:54 > 0:15:00- The library. - Not you, HIM, the book vandal.
0:15:00 > 0:15:05You returned a book creased. You're on the banned list.
0:15:05 > 0:15:08It was only creased, because you'd snatched it off me
0:15:08 > 0:15:11like some kind of a crazed spider monkey!
0:15:11 > 0:15:12Books don't grow on trees.
0:15:12 > 0:15:15Oh, well, technically, yes, they do.
0:15:15 > 0:15:17- They're made of paper. - Sarcasm, Owen -
0:15:17 > 0:15:20is that really the weapon you're reaching for?
0:15:21 > 0:15:26As deputy library monitor, I have banned you from my library.
0:15:26 > 0:15:28How tragic that you're forced to threaten me
0:15:28 > 0:15:30with this undeserved authority.
0:15:30 > 0:15:35How tragic for the world of bibliography that you even exist.
0:15:35 > 0:15:37Causing trouble AGAIN, Owen?
0:15:37 > 0:15:38That... I...
0:15:41 > 0:15:43I think we know who wears the long trousers there.
0:15:43 > 0:15:45I'll get the books. Meet me at break.
0:15:47 > 0:15:49Morning, Chester.
0:15:49 > 0:15:51- Morning!- Darnesh thinks he knows
0:15:51 > 0:15:55- where there might be a missing library book.- He got a hot tip-off.
0:15:55 > 0:15:57He's waiting for you in the playground.
0:15:57 > 0:15:58Excellent work, Book Buddies.
0:16:02 > 0:16:04I wish he'd stop calling us that.
0:16:05 > 0:16:06Yeah.
0:16:14 > 0:16:17ENGINE STARTS OUTSIDE
0:16:20 > 0:16:23Bye! Thank you!
0:16:26 > 0:16:29Nice caravan, that. Shame it's got to be crushed.
0:16:47 > 0:16:49# How do I knuckle down?
0:16:49 > 0:16:52# Attention span is up and down I've gotta get focused!
0:16:52 > 0:16:55# Wanna stay focused like there is no time for the jokers
0:16:55 > 0:16:57- # I got to get... - What you gotta get?!
0:16:57 > 0:16:59- # Get, I got to get... - What you gotta get?!
0:16:59 > 0:17:01- # Get, I got to get... - What you gotta get?!
0:17:01 > 0:17:02# Get it, get it, gotta get it!
0:17:02 > 0:17:04# Focus! Like me check my phone first... #
0:17:04 > 0:17:06Hmm, let me just check my DMs on Instagram.
0:17:06 > 0:17:08# Any messages? No, it just got worse!
0:17:08 > 0:17:10# I need to focus Police SWAT team!
0:17:10 > 0:17:12# Nero, come out with your hands up, please?
0:17:12 > 0:17:14# Put down the phone, I repeat!
0:17:14 > 0:17:16# OK, OK, just let me send this tweet!
0:17:16 > 0:17:18# I'm-a get a retweet Man, I'm in knee deep!
0:17:18 > 0:17:21# I've gotta stay foc... Ooh, look, a peach tree!
0:17:21 > 0:17:24# There's only one thing worth having
0:17:24 > 0:17:26# In this world, in this world
0:17:26 > 0:17:29# In this wide, wide world
0:17:29 > 0:17:32# Success from the work that I put in
0:17:32 > 0:17:36# If I'm focused I'm focused, I'm focused
0:17:36 > 0:17:37# Yeah!
0:17:37 > 0:17:41# Block off the outside world No distractions
0:17:41 > 0:17:45# Imagine a life with no challenges
0:17:45 > 0:17:50# No satisfaction so I work to stay focused
0:17:50 > 0:17:52# Got to stay focused
0:17:52 > 0:17:54# Nero can't ruin my dreams
0:17:54 > 0:17:56# I bet he's outside climbing trees
0:17:56 > 0:17:57# No care in the world
0:17:57 > 0:17:59# I wonder what it feels like to not care at all?
0:17:59 > 0:18:01# And do what you like? It must be stress-free!
0:18:01 > 0:18:03# Polly, stop it! You've got to stay focused!
0:18:03 > 0:18:06# Can't do bogus work like THAT joker!
0:18:06 > 0:18:08# He's just hopeless! All his work's erroneous!
0:18:08 > 0:18:10# I'm making an effort to learn these notes
0:18:10 > 0:18:12# Read these books and memorise these quotes!
0:18:12 > 0:18:14# It's so tough My mind wants to wander!
0:18:14 > 0:18:16# But I gotta stay fo...fo...
0:18:16 > 0:18:19# I've gotta stay fo...
0:18:19 > 0:18:20# I've gotta stay focus...
0:18:20 > 0:18:22# I've gotta stay...
0:18:22 > 0:18:24# I... I gotta stay... #
0:18:24 > 0:18:26HE YAWNS
0:18:32 > 0:18:34BAG THUDS
0:18:34 > 0:18:35Making good progress, I see(!)
0:18:37 > 0:18:40Fam, it is so boring.
0:18:40 > 0:18:44- It's not going in.- You seem very keen to impress this Polly girl.
0:18:44 > 0:18:46I just don't want her to think I'm an idiot.
0:18:46 > 0:18:48You seem pretty good at memorising rap lyrics and dance moves.
0:18:48 > 0:18:50- Yeah, but that's different. - It's all information.
0:18:50 > 0:18:53Try turning the volcano stuff into a rap.
0:18:53 > 0:18:55OK.
0:18:55 > 0:18:56When tectonic plates connect
0:18:58 > 0:19:01Lava builds up and the Earth gets wrecked.
0:19:03 > 0:19:08- FROM INSIDE:- Stop! All my things are falling down!
0:19:08 > 0:19:10Stop! Ow!
0:19:10 > 0:19:13- Agh! Argh! - DISHES CRASH
0:19:13 > 0:19:15Agh!
0:19:15 > 0:19:17Please stop. Whoa!
0:19:17 > 0:19:19Stop!
0:19:19 > 0:19:23Erm, hello? Yes, can I speak to Mrs Goodman, please?
0:19:26 > 0:19:28Oh, hi, Helena. Yeah.
0:19:28 > 0:19:31It's Crispin. ..Yeah, everything's fine.
0:19:31 > 0:19:32Erm, no.
0:19:33 > 0:19:36I think I might be slightly late into work today.
0:19:38 > 0:19:41Are you absolutely sure you saw a bird fly off with it?
0:19:41 > 0:19:44Yeah. It had it in its beak.
0:19:44 > 0:19:46It lined its nest with it.
0:19:46 > 0:19:48But it was a hardback book.
0:19:48 > 0:19:51It was a big bird. It might be an ostrich.
0:19:51 > 0:19:54Earlier, you said a fox took it.
0:19:55 > 0:19:59That's right. Erm, a fox took it and the ostrich swooped down
0:19:59 > 0:20:01and snatched it from the fox's mouth.
0:20:01 > 0:20:04IF you find the book, I'll be in the library!
0:20:04 > 0:20:07No, wait, don't. Agh! Oof!
0:20:07 > 0:20:09- HE GROANS - Don't go back there.
0:20:09 > 0:20:10Why not?
0:20:10 > 0:20:12I'll get...lonely?
0:20:12 > 0:20:14- Eugh!- Oh, ow!
0:20:16 > 0:20:17Come back!
0:20:18 > 0:20:20Come on!
0:20:20 > 0:20:23Crispin, I am so sorry. It must've been terrifying.
0:20:23 > 0:20:26- I could've been crushed into a cube.- Yes.
0:20:29 > 0:20:31However, it is unacceptable
0:20:31 > 0:20:35that you would bring a caravan into the school.
0:20:35 > 0:20:36HE SIGHS
0:20:36 > 0:20:37Crispin?
0:20:39 > 0:20:40It's Anastasia.
0:20:41 > 0:20:43She's left me. And I've spent all the money.
0:20:44 > 0:20:49I've got nothing - no home, car repossessed, no girlfriend.
0:20:49 > 0:20:52Why on earth didn't you tell me this before?
0:20:52 > 0:20:56Because I didn't want you to think me pathetic.
0:20:56 > 0:20:58I would never think that.
0:21:00 > 0:21:02Really?
0:21:02 > 0:21:03Look...
0:21:03 > 0:21:07you keep the caravan on school grounds
0:21:07 > 0:21:11- until you are back on your feet. - Do you mean that?
0:21:11 > 0:21:13And if there is anything else I can do...
0:21:15 > 0:21:16..you just let me know.
0:21:34 > 0:21:36Argh!
0:21:41 > 0:21:43# How utterly depressing
0:21:43 > 0:21:45# My life is a shambles
0:21:45 > 0:21:48# These are the confessions of a middle-aged man
0:21:48 > 0:21:51# With no wife, no home no car, no cash!
0:21:51 > 0:21:53# Please, just give a Bell a bone!
0:21:53 > 0:21:57# Feel like an abandoned puppy on his last woof
0:21:57 > 0:22:00# What's worse - I'm just made a pass at my boss!
0:22:00 > 0:22:04# I'm at the bottom of the pile so the only way is up
0:22:04 > 0:22:06# Pull it together, Crispin
0:22:06 > 0:22:08# It's time to rise up!
0:22:08 > 0:22:09# Look at what you've achieved
0:22:09 > 0:22:11# You're exceptionally blessed
0:22:11 > 0:22:16# With a wonderful school and you're deputy head of Elmsmere!
0:22:16 > 0:22:18# You shouldn't have anything to fear
0:22:18 > 0:22:21# Polish your shoes, it's high time you stepped out of here!
0:22:21 > 0:22:27# No, no, no, no They can't take...
0:22:27 > 0:22:30# Take that away from me
0:22:30 > 0:22:34# Everything I've worked for can't be taken away!
0:22:34 > 0:22:35# I'm here to stay!
0:22:35 > 0:22:41# No, no, no, no They can't take...
0:22:41 > 0:22:46# Take that away from me
0:22:46 > 0:22:50# From me!
0:22:50 > 0:22:53# It's all in the mind how I choose to feel
0:22:53 > 0:22:57# Have a look in the mirror Ooh, if looks could kill!
0:22:57 > 0:23:01# No mountain's too high for Crispin Bell
0:23:01 > 0:23:04# To plant his own flag I shall prevail!
0:23:04 > 0:23:06- # So watch out, world - Watch out!
0:23:06 > 0:23:08# Since I won't stop
0:23:08 > 0:23:11# Till I climb my way back to the top! #
0:23:16 > 0:23:19BUZZ OF CONVERSATION
0:23:27 > 0:23:31- Sorry I'm late.- Oh! - So, who's representing us today?
0:23:31 > 0:23:33Polly and Nero.
0:23:33 > 0:23:35- Nero Johnson? - Our school science whiz.
0:23:35 > 0:23:38- Oh, I see. - SHE LAUGHS
0:23:38 > 0:23:41Well, wonderful.
0:23:47 > 0:23:49Oh. Oh, no, no, no.
0:23:49 > 0:23:50Oh, no!
0:23:51 > 0:23:54- Po...?- Not now, Nero. I'm going over the script.
0:24:00 > 0:24:02This is a well stunk-up smell if ever I smelled one.
0:24:02 > 0:24:06This is why it's actually illegal for kids under 16
0:24:06 > 0:24:09- to go in a library.- You volunteered to avoid jumping the horse.
0:24:11 > 0:24:14What have you done?
0:24:16 > 0:24:20Er, hello. Don't just go blaming me when your weird buttons don't work!
0:24:20 > 0:24:22Whoa!
0:24:22 > 0:24:25Crikey! Don't you think it's going to make stuff quite hard to find?
0:24:35 > 0:24:38Our next entry comes from our very own Elmsmere.
0:24:38 > 0:24:40Woohoo!
0:24:40 > 0:24:42Polly Morgan and Nero Johnson.
0:24:46 > 0:24:48Psst, Nero.
0:24:48 > 0:24:50Nero.
0:24:50 > 0:24:53I brought the stuff you wanted.
0:24:53 > 0:24:55Thank you, everyone. Hi.
0:24:55 > 0:24:58- Took your time. - I'm Polly Morgan, and today...
0:24:58 > 0:24:59Be careful how much you...!
0:24:59 > 0:25:02I'll be talking to you about volcanoes.
0:25:02 > 0:25:07- At least he didn't lob a detention at us.- I literally stink of words.
0:25:07 > 0:25:10Eugh! Don't even think about sniffing me!
0:25:10 > 0:25:12You feeble slackers finished, have you?
0:25:12 > 0:25:15- Ready for some actual exercise? - We'd love to, sir,
0:25:15 > 0:25:18but Chester still needs us to help with his cataloguing.
0:25:18 > 0:25:21Banned, banned...
0:25:21 > 0:25:22MR NUNN LAUGHS
0:25:22 > 0:25:25- ..banned.- Vaulting horse, every night after school
0:25:25 > 0:25:27for the next five years.
0:25:29 > 0:25:31What is a volcano?
0:25:31 > 0:25:36Contrary to what some think, it is not a mountain having a hissy fit.
0:25:36 > 0:25:38LAUGHTER If you think a volcano
0:25:38 > 0:25:42is an awesome demonstration of Mother Nature's powers,
0:25:42 > 0:25:46then wait until you get a load of a supervolcano.
0:25:46 > 0:25:47Ha-ha-ha!
0:25:47 > 0:25:49CHILDREN LAUGH, MIXTURE HISSES
0:25:56 > 0:26:00- What was that? - Oh! You were kind of
0:26:00 > 0:26:02sending them to sleep with your lame-cano jokes, so...
0:26:02 > 0:26:05I'm about 0.4 of a second away from sending you to sleep.
0:26:05 > 0:26:08We have to stand out, OK? HISSING CONTINUES
0:26:08 > 0:26:11Like, do a bigger bang. Everyone's done a volcano, Polly.
0:26:11 > 0:26:14Yeah, because it's a volcano fair.
0:26:14 > 0:26:16Yeah, yeah, "volcano fair".
0:26:16 > 0:26:19No, not "volcano fair".
0:26:20 > 0:26:22Volcano Fair!
0:26:26 > 0:26:27Oh!
0:26:29 > 0:26:31HISSING AND BUBBLING
0:26:34 > 0:26:35LOUD BUBBLING
0:26:37 > 0:26:39LOUD GASPS
0:26:48 > 0:26:51- What happened here?- He did!
0:26:51 > 0:26:52Ah, Johnson.
0:26:52 > 0:26:54I might have known.
0:26:54 > 0:26:55Detention.
0:26:57 > 0:26:58- Polly...- No!
0:27:04 > 0:27:06Oh, well, I'll make it up to her next science lesson.
0:27:08 > 0:27:11Talking of which, thanks for lending me your science stuff, Owen.
0:27:11 > 0:27:13I tried to warn you not to use too much.
0:27:13 > 0:27:15Did I just hear that right?
0:27:15 > 0:27:17Was this somehow YOUR doing?
0:27:17 > 0:27:21Well, no. Well, it was my baking soda and vinegar, but...
0:27:21 > 0:27:25Detention! And I think we'll be dropping you back down a set.
0:27:25 > 0:27:27What? No! No, she...
0:27:27 > 0:27:29Miss, Miss, I...
0:27:30 > 0:27:32- Polly!- No!
0:27:34 > 0:27:35Rats!
0:27:36 > 0:27:37# Can't live with 'em
0:27:37 > 0:27:38# And you can't kick 'em out
0:27:38 > 0:27:40# When they're up they rub it in your face
0:27:40 > 0:27:41# Kick you when you're down
0:27:41 > 0:27:42# But what no-one understands them
0:27:42 > 0:27:43# You know what they're on about
0:27:43 > 0:27:45# Always gonna be around
0:27:45 > 0:27:46# Gotta find a common ground
0:27:46 > 0:27:49# If you know so much about me
0:27:49 > 0:27:51# Where do I go from here?
0:27:51 > 0:27:52# If you see 'em every day
0:27:52 > 0:27:53# You can never get away
0:27:53 > 0:27:56# Only time that you're the boss? 4 o'clock. #