0:00:06 > 0:00:09# Where do you go when you know nobody can understand you?
0:00:09 > 0:00:12# When it's just too much to handle?
0:00:12 > 0:00:15# What do you do when you end up somewhere you never planned to?
0:00:15 > 0:00:17# Washed out, stressed out like it was shampoo
0:00:17 > 0:00:20# You should stay It can change
0:00:20 > 0:00:22# There's good days and bad days
0:00:22 > 0:00:26# But one day down the line this time is sure to stop
0:00:26 > 0:00:28# So the only time is now 4 O'Clock
0:00:28 > 0:00:29# 4 O'Clock, 4 O'Clock, 4 O'Clock. #
0:00:32 > 0:00:34Good morning, Elmsmere.
0:00:37 > 0:00:40- What is wrong with you?- Nothing.
0:00:40 > 0:00:42Everything is going right.
0:00:42 > 0:00:45The school is failing, CJ. Failing!
0:00:48 > 0:00:52Ah. SAD MUSIC PLAYS
0:00:54 > 0:00:55Helena!
0:00:55 > 0:00:57What a wonderful morning!
0:00:58 > 0:00:59Crispin.
0:01:00 > 0:01:03- I wish I had your enthusiasm.- Oh!
0:01:04 > 0:01:06It's time I took a break.
0:01:06 > 0:01:10I'm announcing to the assembly that you'll be taking over for a while.
0:01:10 > 0:01:11Excellent!
0:01:11 > 0:01:14Decision for the school, I mean.
0:01:14 > 0:01:18A really sad day for you, personally, obviously.
0:01:22 > 0:01:25I can't believe I lost a mark on this test.
0:01:25 > 0:01:27A mark? Like one mark?
0:01:30 > 0:01:33You're crazy. 99 ain't a fail.
0:01:33 > 0:01:37I should've got 100. I was so close!
0:01:37 > 0:01:39- I've got to do something.- Yeah!
0:01:39 > 0:01:44- Get a grip. - LAUGHTER
0:01:44 > 0:01:47- I'm going to ask to take it again. - Whaaat?!
0:01:49 > 0:01:51I have to reset this test.
0:01:51 > 0:01:5499% might seem good, but I know I can do better.
0:01:54 > 0:01:56So I have to try.
0:01:57 > 0:02:00You can't just give up, you know? UPLIFTING MUSIC PLAYS
0:02:00 > 0:02:01You've got to fight on.
0:02:04 > 0:02:07Polly Morgan, you are...
0:02:08 > 0:02:09..an inspiration.
0:02:12 > 0:02:17CHATTER
0:02:18 > 0:02:20Something very special is about to happen.
0:02:27 > 0:02:29Good morning, everyone.
0:02:29 > 0:02:33This is a transformative moment for this school.
0:02:33 > 0:02:35A turning point.
0:02:37 > 0:02:42It is with great emotion that I can announce to you...
0:02:43 > 0:02:48..the Elmsmere Manor tea towel.
0:02:48 > 0:02:50I know, I know.
0:02:50 > 0:02:54It is very exciting, isn't it? Oh!
0:02:54 > 0:02:56This is special. I love tea towels.
0:02:56 > 0:02:59I've got one with the periodic table on it.
0:02:59 > 0:03:04So, every pupil and teacher will do
0:03:04 > 0:03:08a self-portrait to be printed on the towels.
0:03:08 > 0:03:12I can't believe I'm having this dream again.
0:03:12 > 0:03:14Fabulous, everybody.
0:03:14 > 0:03:17She's finally lost it. Who still uses a tea towel?
0:03:17 > 0:03:21I moved to paper plates, full-time. Washing up is for wimps.
0:03:21 > 0:03:23- Ah, Graham.- What?
0:03:23 > 0:03:26I found a use for your geography degree.
0:03:26 > 0:03:27What geography degree is that, then?
0:03:27 > 0:03:30The one on your CV.
0:03:30 > 0:03:31Oh...
0:03:31 > 0:03:33..that geography degree. Go on.
0:03:33 > 0:03:36Well, I've said that Polly Morgan can retake her test,
0:03:36 > 0:03:40so I need somebody to set a new test for...
0:03:40 > 0:03:41..tomorrow afternoon.
0:03:41 > 0:03:43Sorry, love, got paintballing tomorrow.
0:03:43 > 0:03:46I...I think a child's education is a bit more important
0:03:46 > 0:03:48than that, don't you?
0:03:48 > 0:03:52Multiple-choice, 100 questions, three answers for each.
0:03:52 > 0:03:53Thank you, Graham.
0:03:56 > 0:03:59Oi, Morgan. Tell Goodman you have changed your mind
0:03:59 > 0:04:02and you don't want to retake this stupid test anyway.
0:04:02 > 0:04:04Uh...no.
0:04:04 > 0:04:07It's geography. Who needs that when you've got Google Maps?
0:04:07 > 0:04:09Maybe she just wants to study hard,
0:04:09 > 0:04:11so she doesn't end up as a PE teacher.
0:04:12 > 0:04:15Right. You want geography?
0:04:15 > 0:04:18I'm going to write you the hardest test this world has ever seen
0:04:18 > 0:04:21and what ever mark you get - be it 10%, 5% -
0:04:21 > 0:04:24that mark will stand.
0:04:24 > 0:04:25- Fine.- Fine.
0:04:25 > 0:04:27Fine!
0:04:36 > 0:04:41Whoa! You look like a potato, captured forever on a tea towel.
0:04:43 > 0:04:46You should have drawn the mouth bigger. Loads bigger.
0:04:46 > 0:04:48Well, you should have drawn a toilet roll,
0:04:48 > 0:04:49so it looks more like your face.
0:04:49 > 0:04:51Which is a toilet roll with a face on it.
0:05:00 > 0:05:02What's this?
0:05:02 > 0:05:03Oh, my days.
0:05:05 > 0:05:06Ow!
0:05:06 > 0:05:09There's a hole, it goes straight through.
0:05:09 > 0:05:12If you like that, there are some missing bricks in the science plot
0:05:12 > 0:05:13you're going to love.
0:05:13 > 0:05:17Straight through to the staff room. Think about it.
0:05:17 > 0:05:21- We can listen into everything they say.- Gossip?- Blackmail.
0:05:21 > 0:05:26- Anything I can help you with? - No thanks, sis. All good.
0:05:29 > 0:05:31BELL
0:05:35 > 0:05:38You don't think you should just do some work?
0:05:38 > 0:05:41That's a common mistake. Making a revision timetable first
0:05:41 > 0:05:44will mean I work much more effectively.
0:05:44 > 0:05:46There's over 1,000 pupils at this school.
0:05:47 > 0:05:51Each face on the tea towel is going to be the size of a pin.
0:05:51 > 0:05:54If Goodman really wants to bring everyone together,
0:05:54 > 0:05:56she should do something that is actually fun.
0:05:56 > 0:05:58- SHE GASPS - Like, my cousin's school
0:05:58 > 0:06:00did a lip-synch video.
0:06:00 > 0:06:01Everyone got involved.
0:06:01 > 0:06:04Dancing, making costumes.
0:06:04 > 0:06:07That would be way better than tea towels.
0:06:11 > 0:06:13# It's going to be ama-a-a-zing
0:06:13 > 0:06:16# It's going to be amazing
0:06:16 > 0:06:19# It's going to be ama-a-a-zing
0:06:19 > 0:06:21# It's going to be amazing
0:06:21 > 0:06:24RAPS: # Uh! Now listen up cos this is something amazing
0:06:24 > 0:06:27# A chance for everyone to be a part of something great
0:06:27 > 0:06:29# I'll send the film out to all the best casting agents
0:06:29 > 0:06:32# Perform at arts colleges, me centre stage
0:06:32 > 0:06:35# Showing off dance moves to cool grooves and backdrops
0:06:35 > 0:06:38# With cool girls and cool dudes as my backing dancers
0:06:38 > 0:06:39# Doin' my routine,
0:06:39 > 0:06:43# Something real, I can smell, touch and almost livin' the dream
0:06:43 > 0:06:45# This is something amazing
0:06:45 > 0:06:46# Love to look at faces
0:06:46 > 0:06:49# Filled with smiles and complete elation
0:06:49 > 0:06:52# All in together now designing a tea towel
0:06:52 > 0:06:54# Happily used in kitchens all around town
0:06:54 > 0:06:57# It'll be a record of our time here together
0:06:57 > 0:07:00# And moment in time captured on cloth forever
0:07:00 > 0:07:02# Reminiscing to a fine work of art
0:07:02 > 0:07:04# Something amazing
0:07:04 > 0:07:05# This is proper laughs
0:07:05 > 0:07:07# It's going to be a topic in every classroom
0:07:07 > 0:07:10# A chance for kids to know what goes on in the staff room
0:07:10 > 0:07:12# The ultimate secrets
0:07:12 > 0:07:14# Is Nunn's middle name Vivian?
0:07:14 > 0:07:16# Does Mr Harris pick his nose and eat it? Ew!
0:07:16 > 0:07:19# When no-one's looking, they'll tell stories round the campfire
0:07:19 > 0:07:22# Where we learn Mr Bell's a vampire.
0:07:22 > 0:07:24# Everyone can join me, support me
0:07:24 > 0:07:28# It's going to be amazing Indeed. #
0:07:28 > 0:07:30Oh, Nero.
0:07:30 > 0:07:34All of those people joyously celebrating their school.
0:07:34 > 0:07:37It could be even better than tea towels.
0:07:40 > 0:07:41Let's do it.
0:07:41 > 0:07:43Yes!
0:07:43 > 0:07:46It has to be good, though, miss. OK?
0:07:46 > 0:07:48Rehearsals, people on props, costumes,
0:07:48 > 0:07:50- a helicopter for aerial shots.- Oh!
0:07:50 > 0:07:53Remember the state of the budget, Helena. We can't afford this.
0:07:55 > 0:07:56Crispin...
0:07:58 > 0:08:01..I know that you were disappointed today.
0:08:03 > 0:08:07So, I'm going to make you Nero's staff liaison.
0:08:07 > 0:08:10So that you can really be at the centre of making this happen.
0:08:11 > 0:08:14Pleasure to have you on board, sir.
0:08:14 > 0:08:15Wonderful.
0:08:15 > 0:08:17Why don't we cancel school altogether while we're about it?
0:08:17 > 0:08:19What a great idea.
0:08:19 > 0:08:21Cancel lessons for the whole week, miss.
0:08:21 > 0:08:23Really get people working together.
0:08:23 > 0:08:25Bold.
0:08:25 > 0:08:27You are working together already.
0:08:27 > 0:08:29HE SIGHS
0:08:29 > 0:08:31The film is called Everything Is Changing,
0:08:31 > 0:08:34so the music starts, yeah? A deserted playground.
0:08:34 > 0:08:36MUSIC: Changing by Sigma
0:08:36 > 0:08:37Follow me.
0:08:40 > 0:08:42Through the corridors,
0:08:42 > 0:08:45classrooms, crowds of kids,
0:08:45 > 0:08:49and everyone follows me, like the Pied Piper from, like, history.
0:08:50 > 0:08:56To music, to science. Everywhere we go, more kids cheer.
0:08:59 > 0:09:04Into the hall, epic dance routines, dazzling lights,
0:09:04 > 0:09:05then out through the canteen.
0:09:07 > 0:09:10The crowds get bigger and bigger and they lift me up in their arms
0:09:10 > 0:09:11and carry me out onto the field.
0:09:13 > 0:09:15So...what do you think?
0:09:15 > 0:09:18I'm worried the crowd won't be able to lift your massive
0:09:18 > 0:09:19head off the floor.
0:09:19 > 0:09:21The circus has got to have a ringmaster, Pole.
0:09:22 > 0:09:24Hm. Anyway, Katie, you are on choreography.
0:09:24 > 0:09:28This dance is celebrating a very special person.
0:09:28 > 0:09:30I ain't doing whatever you say, Nero Johnson.
0:09:30 > 0:09:32- Why her and not us?- Yeah!
0:09:32 > 0:09:35We're great at moving about and that.
0:09:35 > 0:09:38Fine. Fleur, Eleesha, choreography.
0:09:38 > 0:09:43What? I'm not NOT doing something just cos you say not, Nero Johnson.
0:09:43 > 0:09:47Fine, you are all on choreography, then. Polly, lighting.
0:09:47 > 0:09:49- I have to revise! - Oh, come on, Poles!
0:09:49 > 0:09:52You are the only one that knows how to programme that lighting board.
0:09:52 > 0:09:55Also, you are brilliant and we really love you.
0:09:57 > 0:09:59Fine!
0:09:59 > 0:10:01What about me, boss man?
0:10:01 > 0:10:02I've got a extra special job for you.
0:10:04 > 0:10:07- Come on. My man!- Hello!
0:10:07 > 0:10:10Oh, drop it, Owen. It's not all about you.
0:10:19 > 0:10:21Yes...
0:10:21 > 0:10:22AS A WOMAN: ..hello.
0:10:23 > 0:10:28I have reports of unlicensed child performers at Elmsmere school.
0:10:31 > 0:10:33What, no! You can't just log it.
0:10:33 > 0:10:36AS SELF: This is an appalling breach of every rule in the book.
0:10:37 > 0:10:40Hello?
0:10:40 > 0:10:43So, you want us to cut the letters out of wood...
0:10:44 > 0:10:48..then paint them, and then put them on the stage?
0:10:48 > 0:10:50As a backdrop. That's right.
0:10:51 > 0:10:53Won't they be a bit small?
0:10:53 > 0:10:57No! You are... You're obviously going to make them bigger than that.
0:10:57 > 0:10:58Like six feet high.
0:11:01 > 0:11:03- Don't let me down, guys.- Hey!
0:11:03 > 0:11:05When have I ever let you down,
0:11:05 > 0:11:08apart from the times that I've let you down? We have got this.
0:11:14 > 0:11:15- Cup of tea?- Yes.
0:11:21 > 0:11:22What sort of library is?
0:11:22 > 0:11:26I'm right by flipping G and there is nothing on geography.
0:11:26 > 0:11:29That's because you're in fiction.
0:11:29 > 0:11:33The geography books begin...
0:11:33 > 0:11:34..at 900.
0:11:39 > 0:11:42What?! All them? On geography?
0:11:45 > 0:11:47There's only about 12 countries.
0:11:47 > 0:11:49196, currently.
0:11:49 > 0:11:50That's ridiculous.
0:11:55 > 0:11:58- Over a bit.- OK.- Nearly there, yeah.
0:11:58 > 0:12:00Yeah. Right, down.
0:12:00 > 0:12:01We did it.
0:12:01 > 0:12:05And not a single problem.
0:12:05 > 0:12:06HE CLEARS THROAT
0:12:06 > 0:12:09Yeah, well apart from nearly cutting your hand off.
0:12:10 > 0:12:12Where's the paper with the design on it?
0:12:14 > 0:12:16You had it.
0:12:17 > 0:12:20No. The only paper I had was the bit I used to mop up the tea
0:12:20 > 0:12:21that you spilt.
0:12:23 > 0:12:25That was it, you idiot!
0:12:26 > 0:12:28Do you remember what it said?
0:12:28 > 0:12:32Maybe we just got lucky and unpacked them in the right order.
0:12:32 > 0:12:35"Wee on art." It can't have been that.
0:12:37 > 0:12:39What now?
0:12:39 > 0:12:41- Cup of tea?- Yes.
0:12:44 > 0:12:45No-one wees on art.
0:12:51 > 0:12:54Sorry, the library is closed during filming.
0:12:54 > 0:12:56But I need to study.
0:12:56 > 0:12:59I'm three minutes late starting flood plains.
0:12:59 > 0:13:01- Hi!- What's he doing in there?
0:13:01 > 0:13:03We are close to pupils, not to staff.
0:13:03 > 0:13:06- Good day!- How am I going to study?
0:13:15 > 0:13:16Oi! Have you finished them letters?
0:13:18 > 0:13:20We have to do choreographing all about them.
0:13:20 > 0:13:22Relax, they're on the stage.
0:13:22 > 0:13:23"Wee on art"?
0:13:24 > 0:13:28We ain't dancing about wee paintings. That's disgusting.
0:13:28 > 0:13:30You must have put them out wrong.
0:13:30 > 0:13:32It's a dance about a special person, Nero said.
0:13:32 > 0:13:35Fleur is in there now trying to sort them out.
0:13:35 > 0:13:37Uh, guys...
0:13:39 > 0:13:41"Rate Owen."
0:13:42 > 0:13:44Nero told you to be nice to him.
0:13:44 > 0:13:47I ain't doing a dance about my ex.
0:13:47 > 0:13:49We have to.
0:13:50 > 0:13:52Look at it this way, you can
0:13:52 > 0:13:55express all of your feelings through the medium of dance.
0:14:02 > 0:14:04It's locked.
0:14:04 > 0:14:07Hey, what are you up to?
0:14:07 > 0:14:09You were so brilliant at covering art the other day,
0:14:09 > 0:14:13we thought we would come back and do some more tea towel faces.
0:14:14 > 0:14:17Tea towels off. It's a film now, apparently.
0:14:17 > 0:14:20Until they come up with some other way to mess us about.
0:14:23 > 0:14:25So much for spying on the staff room.
0:14:25 > 0:14:27It's just another one of your stupid lies, Spamber,
0:14:27 > 0:14:30like self-driving cars or blue cheese.
0:14:30 > 0:14:33You know those are real things, right?
0:14:33 > 0:14:35And I ain't lying.
0:14:35 > 0:14:37That hole goes straight through to the staff room.
0:14:37 > 0:14:40Think of all the amazing dirt we can get from the teachers.
0:14:40 > 0:14:42Eww!
0:14:42 > 0:14:45Who wants dirty teacher dirt? That's disgusting.
0:14:47 > 0:14:49She thinks it is real dirt.
0:14:50 > 0:14:53So, it's a bit rough.
0:14:53 > 0:14:55And a bit weird.
0:14:55 > 0:14:57Well, we didn't get much time, thanks to some people.
0:14:57 > 0:14:58Eli Grant.
0:14:59 > 0:15:02- Can we just get on with it? - OK.
0:15:02 > 0:15:04It's quite personal, all right.
0:15:04 > 0:15:05Been quite hard for me.
0:15:08 > 0:15:10MUSIC: Changing by Sigma
0:15:10 > 0:15:13"Rate Owen". Thanks, mate.
0:15:22 > 0:15:24THEY SOB
0:15:34 > 0:15:36MUSIC STOPS
0:15:36 > 0:15:38What's that?
0:15:38 > 0:15:40Our Owen tribute. Didn't you like it?
0:15:42 > 0:15:46ALL SPEAK AT SAME TIME
0:15:46 > 0:15:49- This is raw and real.- For starters, that's not even the right troupe.
0:15:49 > 0:15:52- We have a blue... - The flower bit worked, didn't I?
0:15:52 > 0:15:54Hello!
0:15:56 > 0:15:59"Team Nero". That's what it said.
0:15:59 > 0:16:01Oh, that makes more sense.
0:16:01 > 0:16:05Yes, team Nero. And then spotlight.
0:16:09 > 0:16:10Polly, spotlight.
0:16:13 > 0:16:14Polly!
0:16:14 > 0:16:16I'm reading about isobars.
0:16:18 > 0:16:19Come on, people.
0:16:20 > 0:16:23Dancing scouts, missed lighting cues.
0:16:23 > 0:16:25This is not good enough.
0:16:25 > 0:16:28We only get one crack at this film bouncing us to stardom.
0:16:28 > 0:16:32Bouncing YOU to stardom, you mean.
0:16:32 > 0:16:35All I want to do is study isobars for 10 minutes,
0:16:35 > 0:16:39but, no, today is Nero Johnson day, like every other day.
0:16:39 > 0:16:41Polly...
0:16:41 > 0:16:43You're an overbearing, self-aggrandizing,
0:16:43 > 0:16:46self-important dictator, Nero Johnson!
0:16:46 > 0:16:48Polly.
0:16:48 > 0:16:49Problems, Johnson.
0:16:51 > 0:16:53RAPS: # G-g-g-get
0:16:53 > 0:16:54# I don't get it
0:16:54 > 0:16:55# I don't get any credit
0:16:55 > 0:16:57# And I get it in the neck Like why?
0:16:57 > 0:16:58# Polly want to try to kill my vibe
0:16:58 > 0:17:00# And hide all the time
0:17:00 > 0:17:02# What more does she want from the kid?
0:17:02 > 0:17:04# I got them off lessons, quick
0:17:04 > 0:17:06# Just to give them a taste of what's happening here
0:17:06 > 0:17:08# And this is the thanks that I get? Nah!
0:17:08 > 0:17:09# Now they want to mess around and chat
0:17:09 > 0:17:11# Not take it serious You know there'll be laughter
0:17:11 > 0:17:14# I mean laughing at not laughing with
0:17:14 > 0:17:16# And that's not what I'm after If it stays this way rate
0:17:16 > 0:17:19# Just accept your fate and I'm scared what will happen after
0:17:19 > 0:17:21# In other words, it's clear as day
0:17:21 > 0:17:23# It's going to be a disaster!
0:17:23 > 0:17:24# A disaster
0:17:24 > 0:17:26# Straight disaster
0:17:26 > 0:17:29# It's going, it's going, it's going, it's going, it's gone
0:17:29 > 0:17:30# Where did it come from? Not what we want
0:17:30 > 0:17:32# Not on my watch watch, watch
0:17:32 > 0:17:35# Nah, stop, stop, stop!
0:17:36 > 0:17:38# Or it's going to be a disaster
0:17:38 > 0:17:40- SINGS:- # I thought this was gonna be easy
0:17:40 > 0:17:41# Just redo a test
0:17:41 > 0:17:44# But I've got to do a whole new one cos of grumpy Nunn
0:17:44 > 0:17:45# This isn't fair
0:17:45 > 0:17:49# Haven't even revised yet ecosystems, glaciation,
0:17:49 > 0:17:50# Climate change, the population
0:17:50 > 0:17:52# When Nero's acting a fool again
0:17:52 > 0:17:55# The bickering has my eyebrows fidgeting
0:17:55 > 0:17:56# And my eyelash flickering
0:17:56 > 0:17:59# More lines on my brow than the lines that I gave in detention
0:17:59 > 0:18:01# This whole dance is ridiculous
0:18:01 > 0:18:03# And not to mention Nero's attitude is offensive
0:18:03 > 0:18:05# Overbearing? I'm over caring
0:18:05 > 0:18:07# If this goes wrong, it's not my problem
0:18:07 > 0:18:09# Not my project, not my contest
0:18:09 > 0:18:11# It's Goodman's fault She'll look a hot mess
0:18:11 > 0:18:13# Disaster for her, for me a success
0:18:13 > 0:18:15# A fantastic success
0:18:15 > 0:18:16# And that's what I'm after
0:18:16 > 0:18:18# Not mine, it's Goodman's disaster
0:18:18 > 0:18:21# If I don't fix up and look sharper
0:18:21 > 0:18:22# It's going to be a disaster. #
0:18:25 > 0:18:27Everyone walked out.
0:18:27 > 0:18:29It's like they don't want it to be any good.
0:18:30 > 0:18:33You think always right? I'm an overbearing...
0:18:35 > 0:18:37whatsit.
0:18:37 > 0:18:38I think you want to make a good video.
0:18:38 > 0:18:41I just wonder if there is a way that's...fun for everyone.
0:18:56 > 0:18:58Tell me what books Nunn's reading.
0:18:58 > 0:19:00And break the code of the librarian?
0:19:01 > 0:19:03The sacred bond between borrower and borrowee?
0:19:03 > 0:19:05Are you mad?
0:19:06 > 0:19:09I'm a desperate student who's running out of revision time.
0:19:09 > 0:19:12Look at my plan! Look at it!
0:19:12 > 0:19:13Ugh!
0:19:13 > 0:19:15Your schedule is all over the place.
0:19:15 > 0:19:20Exactly. So tell me what books has he been reading?
0:19:21 > 0:19:23I'll tell you what books I've been reading.
0:19:23 > 0:19:27All of them. With lessons cancelled, I've had all the time in the world.
0:19:30 > 0:19:34Oi, book nerd. 10 quid to finish those questions for me.
0:19:34 > 0:19:38A librarian never interferes with the learning journey.
0:19:38 > 0:19:40Oh, not even to escape detention?
0:19:40 > 0:19:42You monster.
0:19:42 > 0:19:43You will never break me!
0:19:48 > 0:19:49So, the tea towel thing is back on?
0:19:49 > 0:19:51Oh, yeah. Positive.
0:19:51 > 0:19:53It's a perfectly logical reason why
0:19:53 > 0:19:56we'd want to go back into the art room.
0:19:56 > 0:19:57All right, then.
0:19:59 > 0:20:00We're in.
0:20:05 > 0:20:10All right, Polly? Still doing all brain things with your mind?
0:20:10 > 0:20:13This is going right to the wire.
0:20:13 > 0:20:18At least I've got this morning, two hours of uninterrupted study.
0:20:18 > 0:20:20Before we start, I just want to say,
0:20:20 > 0:20:23I've been a total edge.
0:20:23 > 0:20:26I get it. This ain't about me.
0:20:26 > 0:20:28It's about all of us.
0:20:28 > 0:20:29What's going on?
0:20:29 > 0:20:31Looks as if he's apologising.
0:20:31 > 0:20:33So, I've rearranged some things. Owen.
0:20:36 > 0:20:38New Era, new plan.
0:20:38 > 0:20:41We can delay filming and you can tell me what we're going to do.
0:20:41 > 0:20:44- Then we can rehearse all morning, you know?- No.
0:20:44 > 0:20:46No! No!
0:20:54 > 0:20:58Behold, the amazing secrets of the staff room.
0:20:58 > 0:21:00The tops of people's heads.
0:21:00 > 0:21:02If I wanted to look down at the tops of people's heads
0:21:02 > 0:21:04I'd just look down at you munchkins.
0:21:04 > 0:21:06I thought you would be able to hear them.
0:21:08 > 0:21:09I can't even see anything.
0:21:09 > 0:21:11Where is your glasses lens?
0:21:11 > 0:21:13Here. Ow!
0:21:17 > 0:21:18Oh, no.
0:21:19 > 0:21:20It's in the sugar bowl.
0:21:23 > 0:21:27Polly, isn't this what you wanted?
0:21:27 > 0:21:31- For everyone to be involved.- We don't want to be involved. I mean...
0:21:32 > 0:21:34..it was great the way it was.
0:21:34 > 0:21:36The video should be all about you.
0:21:36 > 0:21:39I mean, you're amazing, right?
0:21:43 > 0:21:44I don't know.
0:21:44 > 0:21:48Let's just do what you planned. Right now.
0:21:48 > 0:21:50OK, we will do what we planned. Let's get set up rehearsal.
0:21:50 > 0:21:53No, let's just go for it. Energy!
0:21:53 > 0:21:56Just get it filmed and move on.
0:21:56 > 0:21:59- OK.- Looks like you got me just in time, Crispin.
0:21:59 > 0:22:02I can't wait to see this.
0:22:02 > 0:22:03Me neither.
0:22:05 > 0:22:06You heard the lady.
0:22:07 > 0:22:08Come on.
0:22:08 > 0:22:12MUSIC: Changing by Sigma
0:22:14 > 0:22:16LIP-SYNCS: # Held down, heavy now Livin' in the same town
0:22:16 > 0:22:18# Tryin' to find something new
0:22:19 > 0:22:21# Broken picture frame
0:22:21 > 0:22:24# I've been frozen in Tryin' to find a better view
0:22:24 > 0:22:27# This ain't real, this ain't cool
0:22:27 > 0:22:30# This ain't what I signed up to
0:22:30 > 0:22:33# This ain't right, it's no good
0:22:33 > 0:22:36# No good, oh
0:22:36 > 0:22:38# Everything is changing
0:22:38 > 0:22:41# And I've been here for too long
0:22:41 > 0:22:43# Going through the same... #
0:22:43 > 0:22:44Cut! Owen!
0:22:57 > 0:22:58It's all gone horribly wrong.
0:22:58 > 0:23:01Yes, it has rather, hasn't it?
0:23:06 > 0:23:07We are going to get caught.
0:23:08 > 0:23:12Chewing gum on string, gum sticks to lens, pull it up, easy.
0:23:14 > 0:23:18Did you know there are four different types of coastal erosion?
0:23:18 > 0:23:22Hydraulic, abrasive, attritional,
0:23:22 > 0:23:24by solution.
0:23:24 > 0:23:28And don't get me started on algal-cut reefs.
0:23:30 > 0:23:31A bit rude.
0:23:41 > 0:23:43OK, nobody panic.
0:23:43 > 0:23:46But...the lens is gone.
0:23:46 > 0:23:49Oh! I'm going to spend the rest of my life reading one side of a book.
0:23:52 > 0:23:54I can't hear nothing neither.
0:23:54 > 0:23:58Great! First my eyes, now her eyes ears.
0:23:58 > 0:24:01- My ears?- Nero's film. The teachers must have all gone to help.
0:24:01 > 0:24:04I get a feeling I'm not going to like where this is going.
0:24:04 > 0:24:07Which means, we could sneak into the staff room and get it.
0:24:07 > 0:24:09And there it is.
0:24:29 > 0:24:30All right?
0:24:31 > 0:24:34- IN DEEP VOICE:- Uh...yeah.
0:24:34 > 0:24:35You?
0:24:37 > 0:24:38Hm.
0:24:45 > 0:24:47HE GAGS
0:24:47 > 0:24:50HE COUGHS
0:24:50 > 0:24:53- He's choking! - We should do something.
0:24:53 > 0:24:55HE COUGHS
0:24:55 > 0:24:58On the other hand, it's Mr Nunn.
0:24:58 > 0:25:00SHE SIGHS
0:25:09 > 0:25:13- What was that? - I don't know. A bee?
0:25:13 > 0:25:15And what are you lot all doing here?
0:25:17 > 0:25:20We heard choking and being the caring people that we are, we
0:25:20 > 0:25:22came in to see if we could help.
0:25:22 > 0:25:23Very likely, I don't think so.
0:25:27 > 0:25:28Nice going, Spamber.
0:25:30 > 0:25:31So, this is what you meant
0:25:31 > 0:25:34when you said we could get loads of dirt from the teachers.
0:25:34 > 0:25:36Ew!
0:25:36 > 0:25:38Has anyone got one of those tea towels?
0:25:43 > 0:25:45Get me out of here!
0:25:45 > 0:25:48You'll be out in a sec.
0:25:55 > 0:25:56OK, maybe a little longer.
0:25:57 > 0:26:00Aw! You are happy we are still friends.
0:26:00 > 0:26:04You have five seconds to get me out of here.
0:26:04 > 0:26:06Five seconds!
0:26:06 > 0:26:08Stand back, guys.
0:26:08 > 0:26:11I've got this.
0:26:11 > 0:26:13HE GRUNTS
0:26:13 > 0:26:15Oh!
0:26:15 > 0:26:18Morgan, too scared to face me, hey?
0:26:18 > 0:26:20Well, your mark is just like you.
0:26:20 > 0:26:22One hollow zero.
0:26:23 > 0:26:27Hang on, if Polly didn't take the new test and she doesn't get
0:26:27 > 0:26:31a re-mark, doesn't that mean her original result still stands?
0:26:33 > 0:26:34Mm-hm.
0:26:34 > 0:26:37I believe that Nero is right, Graham.
0:26:37 > 0:26:38What?
0:26:38 > 0:26:40But!
0:26:40 > 0:26:42I learned geography for this.
0:26:42 > 0:26:44Excellent, you can teach it all term.
0:26:48 > 0:26:51Eh?
0:26:51 > 0:26:53You still have to get me out of here!
0:27:02 > 0:27:03I was right to begin with, Crispin.
0:27:06 > 0:27:07You should be in charge.
0:27:11 > 0:27:13Time for a good, long break.
0:27:13 > 0:27:14Well.
0:27:14 > 0:27:16If you are sure.
0:27:25 > 0:27:28Is that Mrs Goodman?
0:27:28 > 0:27:31You can direct all inquiries to me, I'm in charge.
0:27:31 > 0:27:32I see.
0:27:32 > 0:27:34We had a report from the Council.
0:27:34 > 0:27:36A call about unlicensed child performers.
0:27:36 > 0:27:39Oh, well, I think you can let that go now.
0:27:39 > 0:27:42I'm afraid I can't. The caller was very insistent.
0:27:42 > 0:27:46Now, this could result in a fine or possibly even a court appearance.
0:27:46 > 0:27:48Now, did you say that you were in charge?
0:27:51 > 0:27:52# Can't live with 'em
0:27:52 > 0:27:54# And you can't kick 'em out
0:27:54 > 0:27:55# When they're up they rub it in your face
0:27:55 > 0:27:58- # Kick you when you're down - But what no-one understands them
0:27:58 > 0:28:00- # You know what they're on about - Always gonna be around
0:28:00 > 0:28:01# Gotta find a common ground
0:28:01 > 0:28:05# If you know so much about me
0:28:05 > 0:28:06# Where do I go from here?
0:28:06 > 0:28:07# If you see 'em every day
0:28:07 > 0:28:08# You can never get away
0:28:08 > 0:28:12# Only time that you're the boss? 4 o'clock. #