0:00:06 > 0:00:09# What do you do when nobody can understand you?
0:00:09 > 0:00:12# When it's just too much to handle?
0:00:12 > 0:00:15# What do you do when you end up somewhere you never planned to?
0:00:15 > 0:00:17# What's that? Stressed out like it was shampoo
0:00:17 > 0:00:20# You should see it can change
0:00:20 > 0:00:23# There's good days and bad days
0:00:23 > 0:00:26# What one day doesn't align This time it's sure to stop
0:00:26 > 0:00:29# So the only time is now - four o'clock. #
0:00:39 > 0:00:41Oh, that doesn't go in there.
0:00:43 > 0:00:45We're meant to be done by now.
0:00:45 > 0:00:47I can't keep correcting all your mistakes.
0:00:50 > 0:00:53Sorry. It's good that we're moving.
0:00:53 > 0:00:56Even if you do refuse to read the instructions on the boxes.
0:00:59 > 0:01:01I'm packed. What time are we leaving?
0:01:01 > 0:01:03The removal men are coming at ten,
0:01:03 > 0:01:05so I'll pick you both up after school.
0:01:07 > 0:01:08You ready for this?
0:01:08 > 0:01:11- You know everyone's going to do some big goodbye thing, right?- Yeah.
0:01:11 > 0:01:14I've been practising trying to look surprised.
0:01:16 > 0:01:19- HE SIGHS - Keep practising.
0:01:19 > 0:01:21Get out.
0:01:28 > 0:01:30We need a proper telly.
0:01:30 > 0:01:33We can't even get Freeview on this thing.
0:01:33 > 0:01:37- Television stunts development. - I'll stunt ITS development.
0:01:41 > 0:01:42Now I'm Acting Headteacher,
0:01:42 > 0:01:45it won't be long before we get our luxuries back.
0:01:45 > 0:01:49Telly ain't a luxury, Crispin. It's a necessity.
0:01:49 > 0:01:52- Don't call me Crispin. - I can't live like this.
0:01:52 > 0:01:54Maybe this will distract you.
0:01:54 > 0:01:56I'm interviewing for a new music teacher,
0:01:56 > 0:01:59and the governors have asked me to assemble a student panel.
0:01:59 > 0:02:00KNOCK AT DOOR
0:02:00 > 0:02:02Morning. You ready?
0:02:02 > 0:02:06Yeah. My old man said that we can interview the new music teachers.
0:02:06 > 0:02:09- I...well, I never...- Crispin, you said I need distracting.
0:02:11 > 0:02:12Laters.
0:02:16 > 0:02:18Have a good last day.
0:02:21 > 0:02:24HE SIGHS
0:02:24 > 0:02:27Polly!
0:02:27 > 0:02:29Hey.
0:02:31 > 0:02:35- Last day, then?- Yes, is it?
0:02:35 > 0:02:37Anyways, need to get to class.
0:02:37 > 0:02:40- Is that the bell? - Why are you being weird?
0:02:40 > 0:02:43You're being weird. I was clearly leaving and you followed me.
0:02:43 > 0:02:46Polly, have you lost it? Leave me alone.
0:02:51 > 0:02:53I thought you'd left, Harris.
0:02:53 > 0:02:55I thought I'd get the music room ready for my replacement.
0:02:55 > 0:02:59Well, let's hope whoever they find is a bit easier on the eye, eh?
0:02:59 > 0:03:02- KEYS RATTLE - Attention, please.
0:03:02 > 0:03:05There'll be a special assembly this afternoon to announce that until
0:03:05 > 0:03:08further notice I shall be the Acting Head of Elmsmere.
0:03:08 > 0:03:11COLLECTIVE SIGHING
0:03:11 > 0:03:13Due to a mismanagement of school finances,
0:03:13 > 0:03:16starting today, we will not be providing
0:03:16 > 0:03:18free tea, coffee and biscuits.
0:03:18 > 0:03:21What?! That's half the reason I come here.
0:03:21 > 0:03:24And you can kiss goodbye to the quilted toilet roll.
0:03:24 > 0:03:26Sounds like you are getting out just in time, Harris.
0:03:26 > 0:03:28I would also like to introduce to you
0:03:28 > 0:03:32the individual who will be replacing Ms Baker in science.
0:03:32 > 0:03:34Ms Harper, you can come in now.
0:03:34 > 0:03:36Oh, hello.
0:03:37 > 0:03:40- Ms Harper, everyone.- Maddie, hi.
0:03:41 > 0:03:44Mr Nunn, I would like you to show Ms Harper around.
0:03:44 > 0:03:46Really?
0:03:48 > 0:03:50Just call me Graham, love.
0:03:56 > 0:03:58Let me show you the store cupboard.
0:03:58 > 0:04:00Mr Harris, my office, 10am.
0:04:00 > 0:04:02Have I done something to upset you?
0:04:02 > 0:04:04Besides you quitting as the music teacher, no.
0:04:04 > 0:04:06You sold all the musical instruments.
0:04:06 > 0:04:07What was I supposed to do?
0:04:07 > 0:04:09I bought them all back, didn't I?
0:04:09 > 0:04:11There's nothing more to discuss here, is there, Harris?
0:04:11 > 0:04:13I thought we were friends.
0:04:15 > 0:04:17Friends don't walk out on each other.
0:04:24 > 0:04:26I'm going to miss Mr Harris.
0:04:26 > 0:04:28He used to let me talk about my dreams.
0:04:28 > 0:04:30Mr Harris, eurgh,
0:04:30 > 0:04:33he had a right go at me once for putting a scrunchy in a trumpet
0:04:33 > 0:04:35and blowing it at Daisy Godard's actual face.
0:04:35 > 0:04:37You know who we should interview?
0:04:37 > 0:04:39My dad.
0:04:39 > 0:04:42Question one - why won't you get me a proper TV?
0:04:44 > 0:04:47Look, we have an opportunity here to find the teacher
0:04:47 > 0:04:51who will give us the best musical education.
0:04:51 > 0:04:54We need to find the biggest pushover we can.
0:04:54 > 0:04:57And to make the new teacher wear it so he looks funny.
0:04:57 > 0:05:00She said pushover. Not pullover.
0:05:00 > 0:05:02This sounds like the perfect attitude
0:05:02 > 0:05:05for the huge responsibility we've been given.
0:05:09 > 0:05:12What do you reckon this special assembly is about?
0:05:12 > 0:05:13You lot, stop loitering.
0:05:13 > 0:05:15Sir, can we ask a favour?
0:05:15 > 0:05:17Can we say something about Nero,
0:05:17 > 0:05:19Mr Harris and Ms Baker in the special assembly?
0:05:19 > 0:05:21Have you any idea what I'm currently dealing with?
0:05:21 > 0:05:23Male pattern baldness?
0:05:23 > 0:05:25Elmsmere is in crisis.
0:05:25 > 0:05:28Haemorrhaging money and staff.
0:05:28 > 0:05:30This assembly is to deliver bad news,
0:05:30 > 0:05:33not put on some sort of display of sentimentality.
0:05:33 > 0:05:35Mr Harris wants to abandon us.
0:05:35 > 0:05:37Good riddance.
0:05:39 > 0:05:41That sounded like a no.
0:05:41 > 0:05:44- Yeah, which we are obviously going to ignore.- Uh, defo.
0:05:49 > 0:05:52This is the playground.
0:05:52 > 0:05:58I often come here early doors to do a few press-ups to start the day.
0:05:58 > 0:06:02My old sergeant used to make us do 200 if our beds weren't made.
0:06:02 > 0:06:04Do they have sergeants in the Girl Scouts?
0:06:04 > 0:06:07I was in the Army. Third Infantry.
0:06:09 > 0:06:14Well, I can tell it's going to be great fun working with you, Graham.
0:06:14 > 0:06:17Nah, there won't be much crossover between our departments.
0:06:17 > 0:06:19Didn't Mr Bell tell you?
0:06:20 > 0:06:24I'm going to be doubling up, Science and PE.
0:06:27 > 0:06:31What if we got up in the assembly and sang a big goodbye job?
0:06:31 > 0:06:34Or we could start a collection and buy them something lovely.
0:06:34 > 0:06:37- Or, do both.- Well, who's going to write the song?
0:06:37 > 0:06:38- Leave that to me.- You?
0:06:38 > 0:06:41It'll end up being about lizards in human skinsuits.
0:06:41 > 0:06:43I can help him.
0:06:43 > 0:06:45Fine, you guys do the song and we'll do the whip-round.
0:06:45 > 0:06:47- What, really?- What?
0:06:47 > 0:06:50Well, I'm just not very comfortable with collecting.
0:06:50 > 0:06:52Yeah, he's got one of those faces that puts people off.
0:06:52 > 0:06:54Tell me something I don't know.
0:06:56 > 0:06:59Right, OK, fine, we'll do the collection.
0:06:59 > 0:07:01Sh, sh. He's coming, he's coming.
0:07:01 > 0:07:03Oh, sorry, mate, were doing an errand for Ding Dong.
0:07:03 > 0:07:06- Catch you later though, yeah?- Yeah. - Yeah.
0:07:08 > 0:07:11This goodbye better be worth spending my last day alone.
0:07:19 > 0:07:21Oh! Oh!
0:07:21 > 0:07:24- I am...- I am so sorry.
0:07:24 > 0:07:27- Oh, no, totally my fault.- God.
0:07:27 > 0:07:30I'm a bit lost. I'm trying to find Mr Bell.
0:07:30 > 0:07:33I'm headed to his office now if you want to tag along?
0:07:33 > 0:07:35Oh, that is so kind, thank you.
0:07:35 > 0:07:40- I'm Danny, Danny Boyd. - Dexter Harris.- I'm a bit nervous.
0:07:40 > 0:07:44I got my first-ever interview for the new music teacher.
0:07:44 > 0:07:48Oh, you're here for my...the music teacher job.
0:07:48 > 0:07:51Yeah. So, what's it like to work at Elmsmere?
0:07:53 > 0:07:56# Wow, the day's arrived, can't lie, I'm surprised
0:07:56 > 0:08:00# My final day in Elmsmere, it's time to say goodbye
0:08:00 > 0:08:02# I'm leaving, things are going to go on without me
0:08:02 > 0:08:05# I wonder how long until they all forget about me
0:08:05 > 0:08:08# Have I made a mistake? Am I leaving too soon?
0:08:08 > 0:08:11# For a new guy to step in my worn-out shoes
0:08:11 > 0:08:15# Have I thought this through? My stomach's now churning
0:08:15 > 0:08:17# Ease away, the world keeps turning
0:08:17 > 0:08:20# Polly probably doesn't want me to speak to her
0:08:20 > 0:08:22# I'd be saying sorry, I'm worried
0:08:22 > 0:08:24# She's impossibly hard to read
0:08:24 > 0:08:26# Is she ignoring me? None of my friends supporting me
0:08:26 > 0:08:28# Cold-shouldered me, honestly
0:08:28 > 0:08:31# Are they planning to surprise me and then honour me
0:08:31 > 0:08:34# Probably, possibly, but what if they've straight forgotten me?
0:08:34 > 0:08:36# Nothing to offer me
0:08:36 > 0:08:37# A huge day for me
0:08:37 > 0:08:39# But just another day for the Elmsmere posse
0:08:39 > 0:08:41# Rocky day ahead and my emotions soppy
0:08:41 > 0:08:43# They moved on to new chapters
0:08:43 > 0:08:46# And the world keeps turning
0:08:46 > 0:08:51# Life force moves on, a scientific fact like an electron
0:08:51 > 0:08:54# Everything is moving, everything is fluid
0:08:54 > 0:08:56# So why am I finding it so hard just to move it through
0:08:56 > 0:08:59# A post-Nero era, and why am I irrational
0:08:59 > 0:09:02# He's done nothing wrong but I feel...
0:09:02 > 0:09:04# Stars are born and then they die
0:09:04 > 0:09:08# Everything can change in the blink of an eye
0:09:08 > 0:09:10# In time we'll all know
0:09:10 > 0:09:11# We'll find higher learning
0:09:11 > 0:09:16# That life moves on and the world keeps turning. #
0:09:16 > 0:09:18Music doesn't have to be dry.
0:09:18 > 0:09:20I want the students to feel inspired.
0:09:20 > 0:09:22PHONE RINGS
0:09:26 > 0:09:29Can you remember which box you put the pillowcases in?
0:09:29 > 0:09:32Never mind the pillowcases. I've made a series of terrible mistakes.
0:09:32 > 0:09:35I know that, Dexter. I've been correcting them all morning.
0:09:35 > 0:09:37No. I have to stay at Elmsmere.
0:09:39 > 0:09:41Do not do anything rash.
0:09:42 > 0:09:43I'm coming over.
0:09:54 > 0:09:56Enter.
0:09:57 > 0:10:01Ah! I need you to sit in on the interviews for your replacement.
0:10:04 > 0:10:06Mr Bell?
0:10:06 > 0:10:10Danny, Danny Boyd. I'm here for the interview.
0:10:11 > 0:10:13Sorry. Sorry.
0:10:14 > 0:10:16Nervous.
0:10:16 > 0:10:18So many pencils.
0:10:18 > 0:10:20- Yeah.- Can't beat a nice pencil.
0:10:20 > 0:10:24- Pop in.- Just sit down.
0:10:25 > 0:10:27Oh!
0:10:31 > 0:10:33Next to me, Mr Harris.
0:10:36 > 0:10:38Leave the pencils alone.
0:10:53 > 0:10:57I thought they were going to plan some big goodbye.
0:10:57 > 0:11:00- Maybe not.- Maybe they are jealous.
0:11:00 > 0:11:02I mean, this place is going to pot.
0:11:02 > 0:11:05Look at this mop.
0:11:06 > 0:11:09Polly, Polly. See what I mean?
0:11:26 > 0:11:30Have you come to help us with our song?
0:11:30 > 0:11:34HE PLAYS A FEW NOTES ON THE PIANO
0:11:34 > 0:11:36Just a few lines about how you'll miss Nero.
0:11:36 > 0:11:38I won't... I don't miss...
0:11:40 > 0:11:42Not in front of the whole school!
0:11:46 > 0:11:48HE PLAYS A FEW RANDOM NOTES
0:11:48 > 0:11:51We'll let you know, Mr Boyd.
0:11:53 > 0:11:58Mr Bell is quite intense, but I think that went pretty well.
0:11:58 > 0:12:00Yeah, it's not all bad here.
0:12:00 > 0:12:03Really. It's just time for me to move on.
0:12:03 > 0:12:06I've still got the student panel to get through yet.
0:12:06 > 0:12:09Room 7C, up the stairs, through the double doors, left, right,
0:12:09 > 0:12:11second on the right, then left.
0:12:11 > 0:12:13Right. Thanks, Dexter.
0:12:13 > 0:12:15Good luck, Danny.
0:12:21 > 0:12:23The first candidate should have been here by now.
0:12:23 > 0:12:26- Maybe they got lost. - Yeah, well he can get lost for good.
0:12:26 > 0:12:28Waste of our flipping time.
0:12:32 > 0:12:34# Oh, Dexter....
0:12:34 > 0:12:39# Oh, Ms Baker Oh, Ms Baker...
0:12:40 > 0:12:43# You should be a crockery teacher. #
0:12:45 > 0:12:48- Hello.- All right.
0:12:48 > 0:12:52I'm Mr Boyd. I'm here about the music teacher job.
0:12:52 > 0:12:54What do you need me to do?
0:12:57 > 0:13:01- You could help us write a song? - No problem.
0:13:04 > 0:13:06GROANING
0:13:06 > 0:13:0812.
0:13:09 > 0:13:1399. 100.
0:13:13 > 0:13:16Are you all right there?
0:13:16 > 0:13:20Yeah, it's just an old back injury. Sometimes flares up.
0:13:20 > 0:13:24Yeah, I've got shrapnel in my hip. Causes all sorts of problems.
0:13:25 > 0:13:27Shrapnel?
0:13:27 > 0:13:29See that?
0:13:29 > 0:13:31Sheep bite.
0:13:33 > 0:13:36Look, 50 laps around the school.
0:13:36 > 0:13:39- See what you're made of.- I'll pass.
0:13:39 > 0:13:41What are you, chicken?
0:13:41 > 0:13:44HE CLUCKS
0:13:44 > 0:13:46Come on, army girl!
0:13:50 > 0:13:55YAWNING Where the heck is this teacher?
0:13:55 > 0:13:59Can't blame him for not wanting to work at a flipping loser farm.
0:13:59 > 0:14:02Perhaps we should make good use of this delay
0:14:02 > 0:14:04by refining our interview questions?
0:14:04 > 0:14:06Stop talking.
0:14:06 > 0:14:09You know what would be a good use of my time?
0:14:09 > 0:14:11Fitting a new aerial on the caravan.
0:14:11 > 0:14:15Why don't you just watch TV on your phone like a normal person?
0:14:15 > 0:14:17Eats up my credit.
0:14:17 > 0:14:20So, fall off the roof and break your neck?
0:14:20 > 0:14:24- Great plan.- That sounds jokes.
0:14:24 > 0:14:26I'm in.
0:14:27 > 0:14:31We should go too, if there is an accident we could film it.
0:14:35 > 0:14:39It's at times like this I'm thankful I'm immune to peer pressure.
0:14:43 > 0:14:46Guys, wait for me.
0:14:48 > 0:14:53# Lived in a flat with Mr Harris
0:14:53 > 0:14:55# Your mum and dad are...
0:14:55 > 0:14:57# Now you're moving Yeah. #
0:14:57 > 0:15:00That's all we've got.
0:15:00 > 0:15:03Nothing rhymes with Mr Harris.
0:15:03 > 0:15:06Hm. May I?
0:15:16 > 0:15:20Cheers, Mr Harris, we didn't want to embarrass
0:15:20 > 0:15:22you with all those pranks.
0:15:23 > 0:15:25Yeah, not bad.
0:15:25 > 0:15:29Can you, um, do a whole song like that in the assembly?
0:15:29 > 0:15:32What do you mean in the assembly?
0:15:33 > 0:15:37- Shouldn't you be in lessons? - Oh, what's the point?
0:15:39 > 0:15:43- What's up? - It's nothing, it's nothing.
0:15:44 > 0:15:45It's just my mates.
0:15:45 > 0:15:47They are acting like I've already left.
0:15:47 > 0:15:50I had to interview my own replacement earlier.
0:15:50 > 0:15:51Ouch. That can't be good.
0:15:53 > 0:15:56I always thought I would go out with a bang.
0:15:56 > 0:15:57Not a whimper, you know.
0:15:57 > 0:16:01Yeah, I suppose things just carry on whether we're here or not.
0:16:01 > 0:16:03They have to. It's a good thing.
0:16:03 > 0:16:06- I guess.- Yeah? - The world keeps turning.
0:16:06 > 0:16:10Yeah, but that don't mean you can't leave a mark.
0:16:10 > 0:16:13You are not painting your name on another playground.
0:16:13 > 0:16:17- No, no, of course not.- So... - Hey, don't sweat it, Dex.
0:16:17 > 0:16:19Look, if Ding Dong is having a special assembly
0:16:19 > 0:16:23it would be a shame if...Emperor Nero didn't make it really special.
0:16:23 > 0:16:26- Nero.- Come on, Dex. What's the worst he can do?
0:16:26 > 0:16:27Kick me out? I'm already leaving.
0:16:27 > 0:16:29Nero!
0:16:31 > 0:16:33All right?
0:16:33 > 0:16:36Dexter, please tell me you've not done anything stupid.
0:16:36 > 0:16:38Of course not, this is me we're talking about.
0:16:38 > 0:16:43- Exactly.- You told me, on the phone, you have to stay at Elmsmere.
0:16:43 > 0:16:46Might have been a bad connection.
0:16:46 > 0:16:49- So are we still going to America? - Of course.
0:16:49 > 0:16:51I'm finding today incredibly stressful.
0:16:55 > 0:16:58Isaac, can I borrow a hammer?
0:16:58 > 0:17:01- What for? - I need to hammer something.
0:17:01 > 0:17:04- Fair enough.- Cheers, ears.
0:17:12 > 0:17:15When's he going to fall off?
0:17:15 > 0:17:18I can't believe he's actually doing this without a major disaster.
0:17:19 > 0:17:23This is well boring. I'm going to make some toast.
0:17:23 > 0:17:26That's the head teacher's house.
0:17:27 > 0:17:29So?
0:17:30 > 0:17:32You people are a terrible influence.
0:17:32 > 0:17:36I refuse to be dragged down to your level.
0:17:40 > 0:17:42How much money did you collect?
0:17:42 > 0:17:44Well, it's not really about the amount, is it?
0:17:44 > 0:17:47- All of £1.25.- That's rubbish.
0:17:47 > 0:17:50It's Owen. He puts people off because he's so needy.
0:17:50 > 0:17:52- Tell me about it.- It's fine.
0:17:52 > 0:17:56- I put in some of my own money. - Oh, what did you get?
0:17:56 > 0:17:59- Vouchers.- Oh, how boring.
0:18:02 > 0:18:04Hey.
0:18:04 > 0:18:07- Where's me tools? - Easy, wild man. No harm done.
0:18:08 > 0:18:10Fixing stuff's well simples.
0:18:12 > 0:18:14Uh, is that smoke?
0:18:17 > 0:18:21I was only hammering the roof.
0:18:21 > 0:18:22Weird.
0:18:22 > 0:18:24Weren't on fire when I was making me toast.
0:18:31 > 0:18:33I think that's everybody here now.
0:18:34 > 0:18:37Settle down. We've got some important business.
0:18:37 > 0:18:39Wait, Nero's not even here yet.
0:18:39 > 0:18:41We can't perform our song unless...
0:18:41 > 0:18:43Stop yammering, boy.
0:18:43 > 0:18:44Start the music, please.
0:18:47 > 0:18:52You may be wondering why I've called this special assembly.
0:18:52 > 0:18:55Well, Mrs Goodman has taken a leave of absence.
0:18:57 > 0:18:59And, until further notice...
0:19:00 > 0:19:03I will be your acting head teacher.
0:19:05 > 0:19:10Believe me when I tell you that we are all in this together.
0:19:11 > 0:19:14Those of us who are staying, anyway.
0:19:17 > 0:19:19For those of us who are turning their back
0:19:19 > 0:19:21just in our hour of need...
0:19:21 > 0:19:22All hail Emperor Nero!
0:19:27 > 0:19:29Stop the music.
0:19:29 > 0:19:31Johnson, take a seat.
0:19:31 > 0:19:33I think you mean throne.
0:19:33 > 0:19:35Johnson, what do you think you're doing?
0:19:35 > 0:19:37- Get off my stage.- This is my stage.
0:19:37 > 0:19:40I'm Emperor Nero. All hail me.
0:19:40 > 0:19:42LAUGHTER
0:19:42 > 0:19:44Hey, hey.
0:19:44 > 0:19:46When you're free, you might want to come outside.
0:19:46 > 0:19:48No hurry.
0:19:48 > 0:19:51What is it? Probably best if you see it, but no hurry.
0:19:51 > 0:19:53It's not urgent.
0:19:53 > 0:19:56Ms Harper, will you deal with this, please?
0:19:59 > 0:20:05OK, everyone, back in your seats, come on, that's enough now.
0:20:06 > 0:20:08Ms Harper, Ms Harper...
0:20:16 > 0:20:17Hello, everyone.
0:20:17 > 0:20:20You don't know me, but I'm Mr Boyd
0:20:20 > 0:20:25and this is a special song for Mr Harris,
0:20:25 > 0:20:29Ms Baker and Nero Johnson.
0:20:29 > 0:20:33APPLAUSE
0:20:40 > 0:20:42# Cheers, Mr Harris
0:20:42 > 0:20:45# We didn't want to embarrass you with all those pranks
0:20:45 > 0:20:46# But on occasions
0:20:46 > 0:20:50# It's the only way to get a smile on the students' faces
0:20:50 > 0:20:52# Because school's pretty boring, yeah
0:20:52 > 0:20:54# Most of the kids spend the day on the snoring fest
0:20:54 > 0:20:57# But there's one lesson that was fun and amusing
0:20:57 > 0:20:59# Tapping our feet, nodding our heads in music
0:20:59 > 0:21:02# Your lesson was better than turning the pages of books over
0:21:02 > 0:21:06# Not to mention the fact you're a total pushover
0:21:06 > 0:21:08# So we pretty much do what we like
0:21:08 > 0:21:10# Bang a few drums, chat some cool rhymes
0:21:10 > 0:21:13# Dossing around till break or lunchtime
0:21:13 > 0:21:16# Ms Baker, it's hard to be on our best behaviour
0:21:16 > 0:21:18# When your class is a major pain
0:21:18 > 0:21:20# Except for the time when you got ill
0:21:20 > 0:21:22# Mr Nunn had to teach us science
0:21:22 > 0:21:24# He tried to demonstrate how hydrogen works
0:21:24 > 0:21:27# And burnt his eyebrows off, yeah, that caused a riot
0:21:27 > 0:21:29# So thanks for getting sick
0:21:29 > 0:21:32# But, seriously, you'll be missed and last but not least
0:21:32 > 0:21:35# The school wants to speak for Nero now that he's set to leave
0:21:35 > 0:21:37APPLAUSE
0:21:37 > 0:21:38# Bye, bye, it's been great
0:21:38 > 0:21:41# You're off somewhere new but we'll see you later
0:21:41 > 0:21:42# Big adventures and fun, I'll bet ya
0:21:42 > 0:21:45# You're leaving now but we won't forget ya
0:21:45 > 0:21:47# Wrote some cool songs, did some cool moves
0:21:47 > 0:21:50# There's no denying that he is pretty smooth
0:21:50 > 0:21:52# But above all he's a bona fide mate
0:21:52 > 0:21:54# Got us in trouble but helped plan the escape
0:21:54 > 0:21:56# Doesn't matter how many miles away
0:21:56 > 0:21:59# You're here in our hearts, true bonds won't break
0:21:59 > 0:22:02# So here's a toast altogether to a proper friend
0:22:02 > 0:22:04# The best mate ever
0:22:04 > 0:22:06# Bye-bye, it's been great
0:22:06 > 0:22:08# You're off somewhere new but we'll see you later
0:22:08 > 0:22:10# Big adventures and fun, I'll bet ya
0:22:10 > 0:22:13# You're leaving now but we won't forget ya. #
0:22:13 > 0:22:16APPLAUSE
0:22:17 > 0:22:21Three cheers for Mr Harris, Ms Baker and Nero!
0:22:21 > 0:22:22- Hip-hip...- ALL:- Hooray!
0:22:22 > 0:22:24- Hip-hip...- ALL:- Hooray!
0:22:24 > 0:22:26- Hip-hip...- ALL:- Hooray!
0:22:26 > 0:22:28These are for you, sir.
0:22:28 > 0:22:33- Vouchers.- We'll miss you so much.
0:22:35 > 0:22:37And Nero...
0:22:37 > 0:22:39Detention room!
0:22:39 > 0:22:42Now you'll never have to leave the Four O'clock Club.
0:22:42 > 0:22:45Mate, I thought you forgot about me.
0:22:45 > 0:22:46Like that would ever happen.
0:22:47 > 0:22:51CHEERING
0:22:54 > 0:22:59- ALL:- Speech, speech, speech.
0:23:00 > 0:23:02Um...
0:23:02 > 0:23:03MIC FEEDBACK
0:23:03 > 0:23:05I don't know what to say except...
0:23:05 > 0:23:06Dexter out.
0:23:17 > 0:23:19I thought you said it wasn't urgent.
0:23:19 > 0:23:23Oh, no! Who did this?
0:23:23 > 0:23:27- I only lent him a hammer.- Uh-oh.
0:23:28 > 0:23:31Actually, Crispin, there's something I've been meaning to give you.
0:23:31 > 0:23:34This seems like a good time.
0:23:37 > 0:23:41It's the flat. I want you and CJ to move in.
0:23:41 > 0:23:43You're giving me your flat?
0:23:43 > 0:23:47Well, we're moving out, so it's vacant if you want to rent it.
0:23:47 > 0:23:52- We'll take it.- There's still the awkward matter of your replacement.
0:23:52 > 0:23:54Danny here's a great choice.
0:23:54 > 0:23:56His performance just now was,
0:23:56 > 0:23:59well, words can't really describe it.
0:23:59 > 0:24:01Mr Boyd.
0:24:01 > 0:24:03- Yes, Mr Bell? - Job's yours if you want it.
0:24:03 > 0:24:06Really? Yes. It's late and no other candidates turned up.
0:24:07 > 0:24:09Thanks, great.
0:24:09 > 0:24:12- Thank you, Dexter. - We should be going.
0:24:13 > 0:24:15Has anyone seen Polly?
0:24:17 > 0:24:20I'm back! I did it!
0:24:21 > 0:24:2450 laps. I threw up in a bush but I
0:24:24 > 0:24:28told you I could do it, and where were you?
0:24:28 > 0:24:31- Nowhere. - HE COUGHS
0:24:33 > 0:24:34So long, mate.
0:24:34 > 0:24:37Message us when you get there, yeah?
0:24:37 > 0:24:39Come and visit me in the half-term, yeah?
0:24:39 > 0:24:42Yeah, try and stop us.
0:24:58 > 0:25:06ALL: Bye! See you! Bye, Nero! See ya! Miss you already!
0:25:19 > 0:25:21MESSAGE ALERT
0:25:21 > 0:25:25I've got the passports, tickets...
0:25:25 > 0:25:28I know, I know, I'm worrying too much.
0:25:28 > 0:25:30Kids, we've got the kids.
0:25:34 > 0:25:37POLLY SINGS: # I know I'm the smart kid
0:25:37 > 0:25:41# And the problem is other kids kept me at arm's length
0:25:41 > 0:25:44# Sometimes friend who acted the fool
0:25:44 > 0:25:48# Went in front of me and tried to be cool
0:25:48 > 0:25:51# But he was fun to me
0:25:51 > 0:25:56# Guess who, Nero, never met anyone like him who cared about me
0:25:56 > 0:25:58# Who cared about what I thought of him
0:25:58 > 0:26:01# But now he's leaving I'm so worked up
0:26:01 > 0:26:04# And annoyed that I didn't speak to him, didn't say goodbye
0:26:04 > 0:26:07# So I'm singing how I will miss him on a song dedicated to me and him
0:26:07 > 0:26:10# Now he's going away, slipping away
0:26:10 > 0:26:11# Even though I'd like him to stay
0:26:11 > 0:26:14# I wish him luck, I'll think of him every day
0:26:14 > 0:26:17# I hope that sometimes he thinks of me back
0:26:17 > 0:26:22# And I'll never forget
0:26:22 > 0:26:27# And I'll never forget
0:26:29 > 0:26:32# Polly's the smart kid, I'm the class clown
0:26:32 > 0:26:34# Gave the time of day, I'm left dumbfounded
0:26:34 > 0:26:36# She's astounding, the sound of her voice I'll miss
0:26:36 > 0:26:38# She taught me how to push for things
0:26:38 > 0:26:39# Trust myself, work hard chase my dreams
0:26:39 > 0:26:42# Forget where I came from My friends are for life
0:26:42 > 0:26:44# The ones that lift you up and help you to climb
0:26:44 > 0:26:46# Wherever I go I'll be thinking of her
0:26:46 > 0:26:48# Keeping the feeling close to my heart
0:26:48 > 0:26:50# We could be worlds apart
0:26:50 > 0:26:52# Who knows where life will go There's no end in sight
0:26:52 > 0:26:56# When you're as close as us I'll never forget
0:26:57 > 0:27:01- # And I'll never forget - I'll never forget, never forget
0:27:01 > 0:27:03# And I'll never forget.
0:27:03 > 0:27:05# Orbits come around, the tide goes in
0:27:05 > 0:27:08# Natural law and it never forgets
0:27:08 > 0:27:09# The world turns 360 degrees
0:27:09 > 0:27:12# The sun comes up to nurture the trees
0:27:12 > 0:27:14# And shine its light on me
0:27:14 > 0:27:16# Shine its light on me
0:27:16 > 0:27:18# Other side, the world's darker besides me
0:27:18 > 0:27:20# The world spins round, vice versa effect
0:27:20 > 0:27:22# It's natural law and I'll never forget
0:27:22 > 0:27:25# Just like me I will never forget
0:27:25 > 0:27:27# Just like me, I'll never forget
0:27:27 > 0:27:30# I'll never forget, never forget, never forget
0:27:30 > 0:27:34# Never forget, never forget...
0:27:39 > 0:27:41# Never forget, never forget
0:27:44 > 0:27:48# Never forget, ooh
0:27:48 > 0:27:53- # And I'll never forget - # Never forget, never forget
0:27:53 > 0:27:56# Never forget. #