0:00:06 > 0:00:09# Where do you go when you know nobody can understand you?
0:00:09 > 0:00:12# When it's just too much to handle?
0:00:12 > 0:00:15# What do you do when you end up somewhere you never planned to?
0:00:15 > 0:00:17# Washed out, stressed out like it was shampoo
0:00:17 > 0:00:20# You should stay It can change
0:00:20 > 0:00:23# There's good days and bad days
0:00:23 > 0:00:26# But one day down the line this time is sure to stop
0:00:26 > 0:00:28# So the only time is now 4 O'Clock, 4 O'Clock. #
0:00:40 > 0:00:43OK, enjoy the show in London, have a good time.
0:00:46 > 0:00:48Morning team, what are we up to?
0:00:48 > 0:00:51- Taunting Owen.- Bye, Dad!
0:00:54 > 0:00:57Oh, hey mate! Did your dad make you wear that in a bet?
0:00:57 > 0:00:58Or is it a cry for help?
0:00:58 > 0:01:01Oh, how predictable, this is a perfectly normal garment.
0:01:01 > 0:01:03Yeah, if you're George VI!
0:01:06 > 0:01:08The Queen's dad...!
0:01:09 > 0:01:10No?
0:01:11 > 0:01:14Just leave it. This is my grandad's.
0:01:14 > 0:01:16He's at some show in London with my parents tonight.
0:01:16 > 0:01:19Taking a break from that jacket?
0:01:19 > 0:01:22He said whenever he wore it, lovely ladies used to fall into his arms.
0:01:22 > 0:01:25Oh, yeah? Keeping their eyes closed so they don't have to look at it.
0:01:25 > 0:01:27Speaking of lovely ladies. Good morning, Pooky.
0:01:27 > 0:01:29Get lost, loser boy.
0:01:32 > 0:01:35Wait, so your parents are out all night?
0:01:35 > 0:01:38- Yeah.- Cool, going to Owen's party tonight?
0:01:38 > 0:01:40Oh, good. A party.
0:01:40 > 0:01:41What a good idea.
0:01:41 > 0:01:43Woo!
0:01:43 > 0:01:47No! That was sarcasm, that was clearly sarcasm!
0:01:47 > 0:01:49Party! Party!
0:01:49 > 0:01:50Right...
0:01:50 > 0:01:53Who wants to come round mine tonight?
0:01:53 > 0:01:55Try these babies out? Yeah?
0:01:57 > 0:01:59Look! Look how much fun everyone's having.
0:01:59 > 0:02:01Look at his face!
0:02:02 > 0:02:05Hey, Harper, party around mine tonight,
0:02:05 > 0:02:06should be right up your street.
0:02:06 > 0:02:11- Why?- Well, these. You know, the Army and all that.
0:02:11 > 0:02:12Oh, right, yeah.
0:02:12 > 0:02:16We were big on epic space-themed splat battles.
0:02:18 > 0:02:20What? How can you all say no?
0:02:20 > 0:02:21Well, like this...
0:02:21 > 0:02:22No.
0:02:26 > 0:02:28No, no, no, no. No party.
0:02:28 > 0:02:29But we have to have a party.
0:02:29 > 0:02:32You know, like a gang of friends all together.
0:02:32 > 0:02:34Yeah, come on. I'll be your best friend.
0:02:34 > 0:02:36You already are my best friend.
0:02:36 > 0:02:38Yeah, not after this, mate!
0:02:38 > 0:02:41Nice one, Woggle, way to ruin our lives.
0:02:41 > 0:02:43Hey, wait!
0:02:45 > 0:02:46# Yeah, I've had study partners
0:02:46 > 0:02:48# Been a part of reading groups
0:02:48 > 0:02:50# But I've never had real mates
0:02:50 > 0:02:52# You know, the ones that are really there for you
0:02:52 > 0:02:54# I've got mates there for me now
0:02:54 > 0:02:56# Care for me when I'm down
0:02:56 > 0:02:57# All I want to do is celebrate
0:02:57 > 0:02:59# Hang out and chill with the squad
0:02:59 > 0:03:02# When times get hard It's time to have some fun
0:03:02 > 0:03:04# I was worried with zero bond
0:03:04 > 0:03:06# The Elmsmere gang wouldn't take me on
0:03:06 > 0:03:07# But they embraced me with open arms
0:03:07 > 0:03:09# Party started, they said come along
0:03:09 > 0:03:11# But then the party's been put on hold
0:03:11 > 0:03:13# We need to get the party started, woo!
0:03:13 > 0:03:15# Got to get this party started
0:03:15 > 0:03:17# Having real mates is great
0:03:17 > 0:03:18# Got to get this party started
0:03:18 > 0:03:20# School's a joy, now we can't wait
0:03:20 > 0:03:22# Got to get this party started
0:03:22 > 0:03:24# My colleagues are a waste of space
0:03:24 > 0:03:26# I bring them super soakers
0:03:26 > 0:03:27# And no-one wants to play!
0:03:27 > 0:03:29# Yes, I've had study partners
0:03:29 > 0:03:30# Been a part of reading groups
0:03:30 > 0:03:32# But until I had a real girlfriend
0:03:32 > 0:03:34# One to hug, hold hands and smooch
0:03:34 > 0:03:36# Hanging out with the gang was cool
0:03:36 > 0:03:38# But it's brought my attention to
0:03:38 > 0:03:39# The one thing that's missing in life
0:03:39 > 0:03:41# Another half to make me whole
0:03:41 > 0:03:43# Yeah, having mates is awesome
0:03:43 > 0:03:45# And school is really rewarding
0:03:45 > 0:03:46# But it's being with your mates
0:03:46 > 0:03:48# That makes it worth getting up in the morning
0:03:48 > 0:03:50# But Owen is a killjoy artist
0:03:50 > 0:03:51# We can't do this half-hearted
0:03:51 > 0:03:54# So it's up to me, it's up to me to get this party started!
0:03:54 > 0:03:57# Got to get this party started
0:03:57 > 0:03:59# Having real mates is great
0:03:59 > 0:04:00# Got to get this party started
0:04:00 > 0:04:02# School's a joy, you know, we can't wait
0:04:02 > 0:04:04# Got to get this party started
0:04:04 > 0:04:06# My colleagues are a waste of space
0:04:06 > 0:04:07# Got to get this party started
0:04:07 > 0:04:09# And make the whole thing ace! #
0:04:11 > 0:04:14Owen, this whole party thing...
0:04:14 > 0:04:16Have you really thought about it?
0:04:16 > 0:04:18Yes, I thought about my parents
0:04:18 > 0:04:20finding out and grounding me forever.
0:04:20 > 0:04:23And I've thought about the drink rings on my coffee table.
0:04:23 > 0:04:26How it would be the perfect occasion for you to get back with Katie.
0:04:26 > 0:04:29Make her laugh,
0:04:29 > 0:04:31remind her how much fun you had together...
0:04:33 > 0:04:35OK.
0:04:36 > 0:04:37Party on...
0:04:38 > 0:04:39..dudes.
0:04:41 > 0:04:42Dearest Katie.
0:04:42 > 0:04:45I was wondering if you would like to...
0:04:45 > 0:04:48There's a stack of books in my car, go fetch them.
0:04:48 > 0:04:49Yes, sir.
0:04:49 > 0:04:51Get in, get in, get in, get in.
0:04:51 > 0:04:55But I don't want to go to a party with Katie.
0:04:55 > 0:04:59You don't have to. Katie hates Owen, right?
0:04:59 > 0:05:01So there's no way she'll actually come.
0:05:01 > 0:05:04But we still get to have the party.
0:05:04 > 0:05:05Ah-ha.
0:05:05 > 0:05:07You're like an evil genius.
0:05:16 > 0:05:17Pow, pow, pow!
0:05:18 > 0:05:22- You know, I nearly joined the Army. - Mm-hmm?
0:05:22 > 0:05:24Yeah, they were super keen,
0:05:24 > 0:05:26but some stupid technicality kept me out.
0:05:26 > 0:05:29Our loss. Flat feet? Sinus problems?
0:05:29 > 0:05:31Excess snot, give over.
0:05:31 > 0:05:33More than four fillings?
0:05:33 > 0:05:35Yep, the fillings thing.
0:05:35 > 0:05:36I've got five, so...
0:05:36 > 0:05:39My mate had that, then he fell off his bike, knocked two teeth out.
0:05:39 > 0:05:41Problem solved.
0:05:41 > 0:05:42Lucky man.
0:05:44 > 0:05:47I could help you out, one controlled punch.
0:05:47 > 0:05:51No. I mean, that's a great idea, but my reflexes are too good,
0:05:51 > 0:05:54I couldn't just stand there and take a punch.
0:05:54 > 0:05:57Right, what about I creep up on you,
0:05:57 > 0:05:58bang!
0:05:58 > 0:06:01Before you know what's happened, bye-bye, tooth, hello, Army!
0:06:03 > 0:06:05Great.
0:06:05 > 0:06:07See you later.
0:06:11 > 0:06:14Purse, phone, keys.
0:06:14 > 0:06:16I feel like I'm forgetting something.
0:06:16 > 0:06:18LAUGHTER AND CHATTER
0:06:18 > 0:06:20Oh, no!
0:06:26 > 0:06:28The big birthday fun list.
0:06:28 > 0:06:30# Ever since we were five
0:06:30 > 0:06:33# Darnesh has had the best years of his life
0:06:33 > 0:06:35# Cos that was the birth of the BBFL
0:06:35 > 0:06:36# The Big Birthday Fun List
0:06:36 > 0:06:38# Happens without fail
0:06:38 > 0:06:40# Let me explain what the list entails
0:06:40 > 0:06:42# It's like a Darnesh wish list that came about
0:06:42 > 0:06:45# And number three on the list were the birthday fun bags
0:06:45 > 0:06:48# Number seven, run around with your underpants tied to your head
0:06:48 > 0:06:49# Now, that's what I call fun
0:06:49 > 0:06:52# On my birthday I do what I want
0:06:52 > 0:06:54# Hang with my mates on this special occasion
0:06:54 > 0:06:56# Join in my BBFL operation
0:06:56 > 0:06:58# It's the Big Birthday Fun List
0:06:58 > 0:07:01# It never gets tired, so I won't quit
0:07:01 > 0:07:03# I'll do the same list when I'm 65
0:07:03 > 0:07:05# Fun's not for birthdays It's for life
0:07:05 > 0:07:07# Number nine, run away from your shadow
0:07:07 > 0:07:10# Number 12, be the host of a game show
0:07:10 > 0:07:12# What a day to dread
0:07:12 > 0:07:14# Feel like I'm stuck in Darnesh's head
0:07:14 > 0:07:17# His strings all coming together
0:07:17 > 0:07:19# But couldn't he think of anything better?
0:07:19 > 0:07:22# Yeah, number 13 Pull a stupid face
0:07:22 > 0:07:24# When you look at a stranger on the street
0:07:24 > 0:07:25# Gonna be a great year
0:07:25 > 0:07:27# I love the surprise of it
0:07:27 > 0:07:29# And it almost feels like I'm five again
0:07:29 > 0:07:31# If the list goes wrong, I'll cry a river
0:07:31 > 0:07:34# If my friends fail me, I'll never forgive them
0:07:34 > 0:07:36# My whole world would cave in if I didn't do number six
0:07:36 > 0:07:38# What, dress like a caveman?
0:07:38 > 0:07:41# But this whole thing's humiliating
0:07:41 > 0:07:43# Feel like a baby in a big playpen
0:07:43 > 0:07:45# I say we rebel and act like grown-ups
0:07:45 > 0:07:48# Quit BBFL? Darnesh would go nuts
0:07:48 > 0:07:50# It'd be the end of the world as we know it
0:07:50 > 0:07:52# Floods, avalanches, speeding comets
0:07:52 > 0:07:54# Ever since we were five, we've been on it
0:07:54 > 0:07:57# Following the silly list, time to stop it
0:07:57 > 0:07:59# We'll have to deal with the repercussions
0:07:59 > 0:08:01# So BBFL, over and out from us. #
0:08:02 > 0:08:04Guys! Join in!
0:08:05 > 0:08:08- Um...- Do you hear something?- Me?
0:08:08 > 0:08:10No!
0:08:11 > 0:08:13Guys, guys!
0:08:13 > 0:08:14Guys!
0:08:17 > 0:08:21Come on, Danny, man, what is there to worry about?
0:08:23 > 0:08:24Ohh!
0:08:24 > 0:08:28Oh, no! I am so sorry!
0:08:30 > 0:08:32Oh, no, this one's really muddy.
0:08:32 > 0:08:34I'm sure it's OK. Oh, no, it isn't.
0:08:34 > 0:08:36Um... It's only Ely's, don't worry.
0:08:36 > 0:08:40Big grey dirty smears only improve what's in there.
0:08:40 > 0:08:43Thanks for being so nice, I'm Danny.
0:08:43 > 0:08:46Danny Boyd. It's my first day, as if you couldn't guess.
0:08:46 > 0:08:48Owen Garland, a regular.
0:08:49 > 0:08:51- You're kidding me?- I wish!
0:08:56 > 0:08:58Thanks for being so nice about the books.
0:09:00 > 0:09:02So, you teach history?
0:09:02 > 0:09:05- Yes!- Wow, you really like it.
0:09:05 > 0:09:07- What?- You like history?
0:09:07 > 0:09:09Well, as Confucius says,
0:09:09 > 0:09:12you must study the past if you would define the future.
0:09:14 > 0:09:18So, we tell Darnesh we don't want to do his birthday list any more.
0:09:18 > 0:09:20Remember when we were seven and we missed half the list
0:09:20 > 0:09:22because his dad took us to the zoo?
0:09:22 > 0:09:26He screamed for two hours and threw a flip-flop at a gibbon.
0:09:26 > 0:09:27What, then?
0:09:29 > 0:09:30We pretend to have a fight.
0:09:30 > 0:09:33We get sent to Bell and put in isolation all day.
0:09:33 > 0:09:34Come on.
0:09:38 > 0:09:40And the text definitely said Katie was coming?
0:09:40 > 0:09:42- Yes.- You didn't misread it?
0:09:42 > 0:09:46- No.- It didn't actually say, "I'd rather feed my pigtails into a mincer"?
0:09:46 > 0:09:48No!
0:09:48 > 0:09:49I'll see you all in a while.
0:09:53 > 0:09:57Do you know how long we spent doing these?
0:09:57 > 0:09:59Ten minutes in the ICT suite?
0:09:59 > 0:10:01Exactly!
0:10:01 > 0:10:02Which is time now wasted,
0:10:02 > 0:10:06no-one is going to want to go to a party if Princess Nightmare Knickers
0:10:06 > 0:10:10- is going to be there. - Don't worry, I'll sort it.
0:10:15 > 0:10:18Right, forget netball, got a new game.
0:10:18 > 0:10:20Human shield. Pay attention.
0:10:20 > 0:10:23Now I need you big strong ones to create a defensive ring around me.
0:10:23 > 0:10:25All right? Think band of steel, nothing gets past you,
0:10:25 > 0:10:26you'll die before you let it.
0:10:26 > 0:10:30- Just hit me.- I've never been in a fight, I don't know what to do!
0:10:30 > 0:10:31Just make it up, we'll be fine!
0:10:33 > 0:10:35Take that, you twit!
0:10:35 > 0:10:38All right, give over. Come on!
0:10:38 > 0:10:41What, I put foundation on harder than that!
0:10:41 > 0:10:44Should we go to Mr Bell, sir? Tell him how violent we are?
0:10:44 > 0:10:48No, just don't do it again! Unless you see Miss Harper coming for me,
0:10:48 > 0:10:50in which case, give her everything you've got.
0:10:50 > 0:10:52Kicking, scratching, the whole works.
0:10:52 > 0:10:54Are you flipping kidding me, sir?
0:10:54 > 0:10:55Just forget about it.
0:10:55 > 0:10:58I know what this is, her sister was a teacher, innit?
0:10:58 > 0:11:01He is blatantly letting her off. That isn't fair!
0:11:01 > 0:11:04No... Shut up! Shut up!
0:11:04 > 0:11:06We need to concentrate!
0:11:06 > 0:11:08- Mr Nunn!- No, not the face! Not the face!
0:11:09 > 0:11:12- Oh, it's you.- You've completely lost control of these girls.
0:11:12 > 0:11:16I see I will have to enforce proper discipline and punishment.
0:11:17 > 0:11:20No, you cannot be put in isolation too.
0:11:22 > 0:11:23You're a teacher.
0:11:26 > 0:11:27Is he, though?
0:11:29 > 0:11:31I can't believe this actually worked.
0:11:36 > 0:11:37Miss Pot sent me, Sir.
0:11:40 > 0:11:43"For deliberately destroying a large blancmange."
0:11:45 > 0:11:46- Why, boy?- Number 16, Sir.
0:11:46 > 0:11:48Sit in something wobbly.
0:11:50 > 0:11:52Shut up, sit down, never speak to me again.
0:11:53 > 0:11:55Right, I'll be returning in two minutes.
0:11:55 > 0:11:57When I do, I expect complete silence.
0:12:02 > 0:12:05Where've you been? I've had to do most of these on my own!
0:12:05 > 0:12:07That is a terrible shame.
0:12:07 > 0:12:10We're all here now, and it's the perfect room
0:12:10 > 0:12:12for number 22.
0:12:12 > 0:12:14Burping Happy Birthday?
0:12:16 > 0:12:17You ready?
0:12:22 > 0:12:24HE BURPS LOUDLY
0:12:24 > 0:12:26Come on, your turn.
0:12:26 > 0:12:29No, Darnesh. We ain't doing the BBFL this year.
0:12:29 > 0:12:31We're not little kids any more!
0:12:31 > 0:12:32It's embarrassing.
0:12:44 > 0:12:46Well, I must say I'm pleasantly surprised.
0:13:00 > 0:13:03Hi, Katie. How're you doing?
0:13:03 > 0:13:04Skip to the point.
0:13:04 > 0:13:08OK. Look, about Owen's party.
0:13:08 > 0:13:11- Yeah, I ain't going. - But you told him...
0:13:11 > 0:13:13I lied. You never tell your ex the truth.
0:13:13 > 0:13:15Everybody knows that.
0:13:16 > 0:13:17OK, great.
0:13:17 > 0:13:20It would've just been embarrassing anyway,
0:13:20 > 0:13:22him trying to get back with you, so...
0:13:22 > 0:13:24Well, now I am going.
0:13:24 > 0:13:28- What?- Telling Garland to shove his love up his armpit?
0:13:28 > 0:13:30I ain't missing that.
0:13:31 > 0:13:32See you there!
0:13:36 > 0:13:38Poor Owen.
0:13:38 > 0:13:41Katie's going to laugh in his little lovesick face.
0:13:41 > 0:13:42At least we'll be there for him.
0:13:43 > 0:13:48- Right?- Watch Owen crash and burn, and hang out with nightmare Katie?
0:13:48 > 0:13:49No, thank you.
0:13:50 > 0:13:52You're right, she's a monster.
0:13:54 > 0:13:57I wonder if there's anything good on telly.
0:14:06 > 0:14:08- Wow.- What?
0:14:08 > 0:14:11You are the spit of your dad.
0:14:11 > 0:14:14- Sorry?- You're Mr Garland's son, right?
0:14:15 > 0:14:18Of course you are. You look just like him.
0:14:18 > 0:14:20Where did you meet my dad?
0:14:20 > 0:14:22This morning, in the car park.
0:14:22 > 0:14:25Oh, yeah, he dropped me off, yeah.
0:14:25 > 0:14:28- So what's your name, then?- Owen.
0:14:29 > 0:14:30Owen Junior?
0:14:30 > 0:14:31Just Owen.
0:14:33 > 0:14:35- Must get confusing?- Not really.
0:14:37 > 0:14:38Well, I should get on.
0:14:38 > 0:14:40Say hi to your dad for me.
0:14:41 > 0:14:42Will do!
0:14:43 > 0:14:45Oi! Have you seen Miss Harper?
0:14:45 > 0:14:47Anyone?
0:14:47 > 0:14:49She's behind me, isn't she?
0:14:50 > 0:14:52She's not behind me. Is she behind me?
0:14:58 > 0:15:00Where are you, where are you, where are you?
0:15:19 > 0:15:21Mr Nunn's acting odd.
0:15:21 > 0:15:26- Oh, yeah, he thinks I'm going to punch his teeth in.- Ah...
0:15:26 > 0:15:29- You're not going to, right? - Never say never.
0:15:31 > 0:15:32Everyone!
0:15:32 > 0:15:34I've given the matter some thought,
0:15:34 > 0:15:38and I think we should go to this gathering tonight.
0:15:38 > 0:15:39GROANING
0:15:39 > 0:15:42For professional reasons, to...
0:15:42 > 0:15:45To get to know our colleagues better.
0:15:45 > 0:15:47Colleagues like Miss Harper.
0:15:47 > 0:15:49Maddie.
0:15:49 > 0:15:52Oh, and Mr... As well.
0:15:52 > 0:15:54Oh, right, yeah, I'd love to,
0:15:54 > 0:15:56but I haven't been formally invited by the host.
0:15:56 > 0:15:57Oh, he won't care.
0:15:59 > 0:16:01He did seem very friendly this morning.
0:16:03 > 0:16:05All right, I said sorry!
0:16:06 > 0:16:08Come on, talk to me - scream!
0:16:08 > 0:16:11- Throw a flip-flop at Violet.- Hey!
0:16:11 > 0:16:14Why does that stupid list matter, anyway?
0:16:14 > 0:16:16What's so great about the year you turned five?
0:16:17 > 0:16:21Because... Because that was the year when I met you and Violet, OK?
0:16:25 > 0:16:27All right, stop. Stop.
0:16:28 > 0:16:30We'll make it up to you.
0:16:30 > 0:16:31What's left on the list?
0:16:33 > 0:16:35Number 27.
0:16:35 > 0:16:36What is it? We'll do it.
0:16:37 > 0:16:39The big birthday fun surprise.
0:16:40 > 0:16:42OK, great.
0:16:42 > 0:16:46We'll give you the birthday-est, funnest surprise ever.
0:16:46 > 0:16:48Wow.
0:16:48 > 0:16:49Thanks, Amber!
0:16:50 > 0:16:52And how're we going to do that?
0:16:53 > 0:16:55Don't know. Something will turn up.
0:17:16 > 0:17:17Come on, come on!
0:17:18 > 0:17:20Come on, come on!
0:17:21 > 0:17:22Open!
0:17:32 > 0:17:34Hiya! See you tonight?
0:17:43 > 0:17:45OK. See you tonight!
0:17:45 > 0:17:46- Yeah.- Most definitely!
0:17:46 > 0:17:48Yeah!
0:17:49 > 0:17:53Polly's going with him, so he isn't entirely on his own.
0:17:53 > 0:17:56Good. It is her fault, so she should sort it out.
0:17:56 > 0:17:59I do have a new party dress I want to wear, though.
0:18:01 > 0:18:04Curse my staunch moral compass!
0:18:04 > 0:18:05Owen needs us.
0:18:07 > 0:18:09OK fine, I'll come too.
0:18:17 > 0:18:18What are you doing?
0:18:18 > 0:18:21Mr Nunn's throwing a super soaker party.
0:18:21 > 0:18:23I'm just checking myself for water resistance.
0:18:23 > 0:18:28Forget that, you should be worrying about your waterlogged brain!
0:18:28 > 0:18:30Well, I don't want to get my outfit wet.
0:18:30 > 0:18:32What are you going as? Saddington Bear?
0:18:32 > 0:18:34It's just a precaution.
0:18:34 > 0:18:36Why are you going to the party, anyway?
0:18:36 > 0:18:39You hate the other teachers almost as much as they hate you.
0:18:39 > 0:18:41It's just...
0:18:41 > 0:18:43- Team-building.- Oh, no.
0:18:43 > 0:18:46You're trying to get off with our new teacher, aren't you?
0:18:46 > 0:18:47Miss Harper?
0:18:47 > 0:18:50Oh, no. I'm just trying to make her feel welcome.
0:18:50 > 0:18:53Which is why you're dressed as a colour-blind toddler, is it?
0:18:53 > 0:18:56- Get your coat. - You're taking me to the flat?
0:18:56 > 0:18:59- At last!- No, I can't leave you on your own.
0:18:59 > 0:19:01- You'll have to come with me. - To the party?
0:19:01 > 0:19:04CJ, there will be people there having water fights,
0:19:04 > 0:19:07firing pump action super soakers at each other.
0:19:07 > 0:19:10It's not a place for children. You'll have to wait in the car.
0:19:10 > 0:19:13Who wants to see you get turned down by your crush, anyway?
0:19:13 > 0:19:15It's tragic.
0:19:15 > 0:19:16I'll bring you out a lemonade.
0:19:16 > 0:19:17Yippee!
0:19:26 > 0:19:27So Katie knows I want her back,
0:19:27 > 0:19:29and she's coming for the sole reason of laughing at me.
0:19:29 > 0:19:31Yes. Sorry.
0:19:31 > 0:19:34She wants to publicly humiliate me?
0:19:34 > 0:19:38Well, on the bright side, no-one's actually coming,
0:19:38 > 0:19:40because they hate Katie so much anyways.
0:19:40 > 0:19:42So I'll be privately humiliated?
0:19:44 > 0:19:46Actually, no, that is much better, yeah.
0:19:46 > 0:19:48Did you really think that she'd say yes?
0:19:50 > 0:19:52I thought there might be a tiny chance,
0:19:52 > 0:19:55and that, even if there was a tiny chance, I had to take it.
0:19:56 > 0:19:58Oh, Woggle.
0:19:59 > 0:20:01The door was open, so...
0:20:01 > 0:20:03What are you doing?!
0:20:03 > 0:20:05Are you two going out?
0:20:05 > 0:20:08- No.- Please, I'm not an idiot.
0:20:08 > 0:20:11- Well...- Well, if I can't reject you and I can't laugh at your pain,
0:20:11 > 0:20:13there's no point in me being here.
0:20:13 > 0:20:16Pooky, just stay for a minute, let's talk, please.
0:20:16 > 0:20:18Ready salted? You're such a loser.
0:20:18 > 0:20:21Pooky, wait, wait!
0:20:21 > 0:20:24Honestly, what do you see in that girl?
0:20:24 > 0:20:26I don't know, but I can't let her leave like this.
0:20:27 > 0:20:29Pooky!
0:20:30 > 0:20:32Finally, at a party.
0:20:33 > 0:20:35On my own, whoopee.
0:20:40 > 0:20:44No way are a gang of older kids going to let us crash their party.
0:20:44 > 0:20:46- Why not?- Because we're us.
0:20:46 > 0:20:48No-one's going to know that though,
0:20:48 > 0:20:51because we're going to be in fancy dress!
0:20:51 > 0:20:55Great idea! Shame it's not a fancy dress party.
0:20:55 > 0:20:59Of course it is. Look at the jacket on the invite.
0:20:59 > 0:21:01Course it's a fancy dress party!
0:21:02 > 0:21:04Ah, birthday boy.
0:21:04 > 0:21:05- Put this on.- Of course.
0:21:07 > 0:21:09Because you're so wise!
0:21:09 > 0:21:13If I was so wise, I wouldn't be here.
0:21:13 > 0:21:15Shut up, our bus is here.
0:21:24 > 0:21:27You're here!
0:21:27 > 0:21:29What have you done?
0:21:29 > 0:21:33Oh, kind of made Katie think me and Owen are a couple.
0:21:34 > 0:21:37- You what?- But it's fine.
0:21:37 > 0:21:38- She stormed off.- Oh.
0:21:40 > 0:21:42Owen, what happened?
0:21:42 > 0:21:44I couldn't catch up with her. I came pretty close,
0:21:44 > 0:21:47but she threw her shoe at me.
0:21:47 > 0:21:50But on the bright side, we do seem to be having a party.
0:21:50 > 0:21:52Small, but perfectly formed.
0:21:52 > 0:21:55- With no Katie.- Yeah, come on, mate.
0:21:55 > 0:21:59I mean, it's already happening, so you may as well enjoy it, eh?
0:21:59 > 0:22:00Yeah.
0:22:00 > 0:22:02DOORBELL RINGS
0:22:04 > 0:22:06Hi, Mr Garland.
0:22:06 > 0:22:07I'm here for your party.
0:22:09 > 0:22:10# Now I see it
0:22:10 > 0:22:12# The terrible truth
0:22:12 > 0:22:14# I didn't mean to lie, now what do I do?
0:22:14 > 0:22:16# I fibbed to a teacher in front of his face
0:22:16 > 0:22:19# He thinks I am a teacher that's been here for ages
0:22:19 > 0:22:21# I made a mistake
0:22:21 > 0:22:22# But who will believe
0:22:22 > 0:22:25# I didn't plan to intentionally deceive
0:22:25 > 0:22:26# This is a nightmare
0:22:26 > 0:22:28# Wait till they find out
0:22:28 > 0:22:29# I told a terrible lie
0:22:29 > 0:22:30# Yes, I'm quite scared
0:22:30 > 0:22:33# Elmsmere's new regime so strict it's obscene
0:22:33 > 0:22:35# I'll be made to clean till I'm way past my teens
0:22:35 > 0:22:38# Or expelled for good, goodbye to my dreams
0:22:38 > 0:22:41# Dreadful truth, I've done a terrible thing
0:22:41 > 0:22:42# I'm sorry
0:22:42 > 0:22:44# I'm so, so sorry
0:22:44 > 0:22:45# What will happen to me?
0:22:45 > 0:22:47# I'm frightfully worried
0:22:47 > 0:22:48# Terrible truth, I told a lie
0:22:48 > 0:22:52# Terrible truth, why, Owen, why?
0:22:52 > 0:22:54# Terrible truth, a lie's been let loose
0:22:54 > 0:22:57# There's no turning back from the terrible truth
0:22:59 > 0:23:02# Terrible, terrible truth
0:23:02 > 0:23:05# It's a pretty scary deal, getting a new job
0:23:05 > 0:23:07# Joining a new school, meeting a new mob
0:23:07 > 0:23:10# Opening new doors, following new rules
0:23:10 > 0:23:13# Reminds me of being a kid in a new school
0:23:13 > 0:23:15# Hoping the kids would all think I was cool
0:23:15 > 0:23:18# And not kick my new ball over the wall
0:23:18 > 0:23:20# Past school I'm a young man, but I'm still panicky
0:23:20 > 0:23:23# Hoping the teachers like the real Danny
0:23:23 > 0:23:26# And don't gang up on me, throw my bag on the roof
0:23:26 > 0:23:28# Then get told off for bad punctuality
0:23:28 > 0:23:29# So far, so good
0:23:29 > 0:23:31# Everything's mine
0:23:31 > 0:23:32# Not for me
0:23:32 > 0:23:33# Thanks to my hideous lie
0:23:33 > 0:23:37# I'm filled with shame, my mates are a bad influence
0:23:37 > 0:23:38# But this time I am to blame
0:23:38 > 0:23:41# The terrible truth is a horrendous lie
0:23:41 > 0:23:44# How will I fix this problem of mine? #
0:23:49 > 0:23:52I've made Mr Boyd think I'm a teacher.
0:23:52 > 0:23:54- Ah, that old chestnut. - What shall I do?
0:23:54 > 0:23:57- Tell the truth?- What?!
0:23:57 > 0:23:58We don't do that!
0:23:59 > 0:24:02Tell him...he's made a mistake, this is a kids' party.
0:24:03 > 0:24:05It's not a bad idea.
0:24:11 > 0:24:13Yeah!
0:24:13 > 0:24:16Wow. So this was all...
0:24:16 > 0:24:19An unfortunate mix-up with the invites.
0:24:19 > 0:24:22It's my son Owen who's having a party tonight.
0:24:22 > 0:24:24Owen?
0:24:24 > 0:24:26Yes? Oh, yes. Young Owen.
0:24:27 > 0:24:29Can we come in?
0:24:29 > 0:24:32More children! For the children's party.
0:24:32 > 0:24:35Great, yes, the children's party is just through that way.
0:24:35 > 0:24:37- Told you.- Brilliant.
0:24:37 > 0:24:40Thanks, Amber. I wonder what frogs eat.
0:24:41 > 0:24:45- Hmm...- Well, I won't keep you.
0:24:45 > 0:24:46Right, yeah.
0:24:46 > 0:24:47Sorry, thanks.
0:24:47 > 0:24:49Bye.
0:24:53 > 0:24:56KNOCK ON DOOR
0:24:58 > 0:25:00Sorry, sorry.
0:25:00 > 0:25:03- Could I ask a favour?- Of course.
0:25:03 > 0:25:06Well, I'm going to be a bit late now to the actual teachers' party,
0:25:06 > 0:25:09and I don't want to be rude, you know, on my first day.
0:25:09 > 0:25:12So I was just wondering, could you possibly give me a lift?
0:25:22 > 0:25:25Dancing to music I don't like,
0:25:25 > 0:25:27and a party in a garage where I don't know anyone.
0:25:28 > 0:25:30Awesome!
0:25:33 > 0:25:36But, when's the actual surprise happening?
0:25:37 > 0:25:39You what?
0:25:40 > 0:25:43SHOUTING
0:25:49 > 0:25:52- Where's Miss Harper? - She ain't coming, she said.
0:25:52 > 0:25:54Oh, yes. I made a point of inviting her.
0:25:54 > 0:25:56All right?
0:25:58 > 0:26:00No. I like my teeth!
0:26:04 > 0:26:06Hey, Graham, what's this?
0:26:06 > 0:26:07It's your tooth.
0:26:09 > 0:26:12Oh, no, this one doesn't have a filling.
0:26:12 > 0:26:15Never mind. See you tomorrow!
0:26:38 > 0:26:40Er...
0:26:41 > 0:26:43Are we going, or...?
0:26:48 > 0:26:51CAR ALARM BEEPS
0:26:56 > 0:26:59Now, that was a surprise!
0:26:59 > 0:27:02I can't wait to see how you top this next year!
0:27:02 > 0:27:05I feel like this all happened because of me.
0:27:07 > 0:27:08That's true.
0:27:08 > 0:27:10It did.
0:27:10 > 0:27:12- Nice one!- Yeah, top night!
0:27:12 > 0:27:13We'll do it again soon!
0:27:16 > 0:27:19So, what's gone on here, sunshine?
0:27:23 > 0:27:27That's Mr Garland to you, sir.
0:27:28 > 0:27:29# Can't live with 'em
0:27:29 > 0:27:30# And you can't kick 'em out
0:27:30 > 0:27:31# When they're up they rub it in your face
0:27:31 > 0:27:33# Kick you when you're down
0:27:33 > 0:27:34# But when no-one understands them
0:27:34 > 0:27:35# You know what they're on about
0:27:35 > 0:27:36# Always gonna be around
0:27:36 > 0:27:37# Gotta find a common ground
0:27:37 > 0:27:40# If you know so much about me
0:27:40 > 0:27:42# Where do I go from here?
0:27:42 > 0:27:43# If you see 'em every day
0:27:43 > 0:27:45# You can never get away
0:27:45 > 0:27:47# Only time that you're the boss? 4 o'clock. #