Mr Garland

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0:00:06 > 0:00:09# Where do you go when you know nobody can understand you?

0:00:09 > 0:00:12# When it's just too much to handle?

0:00:12 > 0:00:15# What do you do when you end up somewhere you never planned to?

0:00:15 > 0:00:17# Washed out, stressed out like it was shampoo

0:00:17 > 0:00:20# You should stay It can change

0:00:20 > 0:00:23# There's good days and bad days

0:00:23 > 0:00:26# But one day down the line this time is sure to stop

0:00:26 > 0:00:28# So the only time is now 4 O'Clock, 4 O'Clock. #

0:00:40 > 0:00:43OK, enjoy the show in London, have a good time.

0:00:46 > 0:00:48Morning team, what are we up to?

0:00:48 > 0:00:51- Taunting Owen.- Bye, Dad!

0:00:54 > 0:00:57Oh, hey mate! Did your dad make you wear that in a bet?

0:00:57 > 0:00:58Or is it a cry for help?

0:00:58 > 0:01:01Oh, how predictable, this is a perfectly normal garment.

0:01:01 > 0:01:03Yeah, if you're George VI!

0:01:06 > 0:01:08The Queen's dad...!

0:01:09 > 0:01:10No?

0:01:11 > 0:01:14Just leave it. This is my grandad's.

0:01:14 > 0:01:16He's at some show in London with my parents tonight.

0:01:16 > 0:01:19Taking a break from that jacket?

0:01:19 > 0:01:22He said whenever he wore it, lovely ladies used to fall into his arms.

0:01:22 > 0:01:25Oh, yeah? Keeping their eyes closed so they don't have to look at it.

0:01:25 > 0:01:27Speaking of lovely ladies. Good morning, Pooky.

0:01:27 > 0:01:29Get lost, loser boy.

0:01:32 > 0:01:35Wait, so your parents are out all night?

0:01:35 > 0:01:38- Yeah.- Cool, going to Owen's party tonight?

0:01:38 > 0:01:40Oh, good. A party.

0:01:40 > 0:01:41What a good idea.

0:01:41 > 0:01:43Woo!

0:01:43 > 0:01:47No! That was sarcasm, that was clearly sarcasm!

0:01:47 > 0:01:49Party! Party!

0:01:49 > 0:01:50Right...

0:01:50 > 0:01:53Who wants to come round mine tonight?

0:01:53 > 0:01:55Try these babies out? Yeah?

0:01:57 > 0:01:59Look! Look how much fun everyone's having.

0:01:59 > 0:02:01Look at his face!

0:02:02 > 0:02:05Hey, Harper, party around mine tonight,

0:02:05 > 0:02:06should be right up your street.

0:02:06 > 0:02:11- Why?- Well, these. You know, the Army and all that.

0:02:11 > 0:02:12Oh, right, yeah.

0:02:12 > 0:02:16We were big on epic space-themed splat battles.

0:02:18 > 0:02:20What? How can you all say no?

0:02:20 > 0:02:21Well, like this...

0:02:21 > 0:02:22No.

0:02:26 > 0:02:28No, no, no, no. No party.

0:02:28 > 0:02:29But we have to have a party.

0:02:29 > 0:02:32You know, like a gang of friends all together.

0:02:32 > 0:02:34Yeah, come on. I'll be your best friend.

0:02:34 > 0:02:36You already are my best friend.

0:02:36 > 0:02:38Yeah, not after this, mate!

0:02:38 > 0:02:41Nice one, Woggle, way to ruin our lives.

0:02:41 > 0:02:43Hey, wait!

0:02:45 > 0:02:46# Yeah, I've had study partners

0:02:46 > 0:02:48# Been a part of reading groups

0:02:48 > 0:02:50# But I've never had real mates

0:02:50 > 0:02:52# You know, the ones that are really there for you

0:02:52 > 0:02:54# I've got mates there for me now

0:02:54 > 0:02:56# Care for me when I'm down

0:02:56 > 0:02:57# All I want to do is celebrate

0:02:57 > 0:02:59# Hang out and chill with the squad

0:02:59 > 0:03:02# When times get hard It's time to have some fun

0:03:02 > 0:03:04# I was worried with zero bond

0:03:04 > 0:03:06# The Elmsmere gang wouldn't take me on

0:03:06 > 0:03:07# But they embraced me with open arms

0:03:07 > 0:03:09# Party started, they said come along

0:03:09 > 0:03:11# But then the party's been put on hold

0:03:11 > 0:03:13# We need to get the party started, woo!

0:03:13 > 0:03:15# Got to get this party started

0:03:15 > 0:03:17# Having real mates is great

0:03:17 > 0:03:18# Got to get this party started

0:03:18 > 0:03:20# School's a joy, now we can't wait

0:03:20 > 0:03:22# Got to get this party started

0:03:22 > 0:03:24# My colleagues are a waste of space

0:03:24 > 0:03:26# I bring them super soakers

0:03:26 > 0:03:27# And no-one wants to play!

0:03:27 > 0:03:29# Yes, I've had study partners

0:03:29 > 0:03:30# Been a part of reading groups

0:03:30 > 0:03:32# But until I had a real girlfriend

0:03:32 > 0:03:34# One to hug, hold hands and smooch

0:03:34 > 0:03:36# Hanging out with the gang was cool

0:03:36 > 0:03:38# But it's brought my attention to

0:03:38 > 0:03:39# The one thing that's missing in life

0:03:39 > 0:03:41# Another half to make me whole

0:03:41 > 0:03:43# Yeah, having mates is awesome

0:03:43 > 0:03:45# And school is really rewarding

0:03:45 > 0:03:46# But it's being with your mates

0:03:46 > 0:03:48# That makes it worth getting up in the morning

0:03:48 > 0:03:50# But Owen is a killjoy artist

0:03:50 > 0:03:51# We can't do this half-hearted

0:03:51 > 0:03:54# So it's up to me, it's up to me to get this party started!

0:03:54 > 0:03:57# Got to get this party started

0:03:57 > 0:03:59# Having real mates is great

0:03:59 > 0:04:00# Got to get this party started

0:04:00 > 0:04:02# School's a joy, you know, we can't wait

0:04:02 > 0:04:04# Got to get this party started

0:04:04 > 0:04:06# My colleagues are a waste of space

0:04:06 > 0:04:07# Got to get this party started

0:04:07 > 0:04:09# And make the whole thing ace! #

0:04:11 > 0:04:14Owen, this whole party thing...

0:04:14 > 0:04:16Have you really thought about it?

0:04:16 > 0:04:18Yes, I thought about my parents

0:04:18 > 0:04:20finding out and grounding me forever.

0:04:20 > 0:04:23And I've thought about the drink rings on my coffee table.

0:04:23 > 0:04:26How it would be the perfect occasion for you to get back with Katie.

0:04:26 > 0:04:29Make her laugh,

0:04:29 > 0:04:31remind her how much fun you had together...

0:04:33 > 0:04:35OK.

0:04:36 > 0:04:37Party on...

0:04:38 > 0:04:39..dudes.

0:04:41 > 0:04:42Dearest Katie.

0:04:42 > 0:04:45I was wondering if you would like to...

0:04:45 > 0:04:48There's a stack of books in my car, go fetch them.

0:04:48 > 0:04:49Yes, sir.

0:04:49 > 0:04:51Get in, get in, get in, get in.

0:04:51 > 0:04:55But I don't want to go to a party with Katie.

0:04:55 > 0:04:59You don't have to. Katie hates Owen, right?

0:04:59 > 0:05:01So there's no way she'll actually come.

0:05:01 > 0:05:04But we still get to have the party.

0:05:04 > 0:05:05Ah-ha.

0:05:05 > 0:05:07You're like an evil genius.

0:05:16 > 0:05:17Pow, pow, pow!

0:05:18 > 0:05:22- You know, I nearly joined the Army. - Mm-hmm?

0:05:22 > 0:05:24Yeah, they were super keen,

0:05:24 > 0:05:26but some stupid technicality kept me out.

0:05:26 > 0:05:29Our loss. Flat feet? Sinus problems?

0:05:29 > 0:05:31Excess snot, give over.

0:05:31 > 0:05:33More than four fillings?

0:05:33 > 0:05:35Yep, the fillings thing.

0:05:35 > 0:05:36I've got five, so...

0:05:36 > 0:05:39My mate had that, then he fell off his bike, knocked two teeth out.

0:05:39 > 0:05:41Problem solved.

0:05:41 > 0:05:42Lucky man.

0:05:44 > 0:05:47I could help you out, one controlled punch.

0:05:47 > 0:05:51No. I mean, that's a great idea, but my reflexes are too good,

0:05:51 > 0:05:54I couldn't just stand there and take a punch.

0:05:54 > 0:05:57Right, what about I creep up on you,

0:05:57 > 0:05:58bang!

0:05:58 > 0:06:01Before you know what's happened, bye-bye, tooth, hello, Army!

0:06:03 > 0:06:05Great.

0:06:05 > 0:06:07See you later.

0:06:11 > 0:06:14Purse, phone, keys.

0:06:14 > 0:06:16I feel like I'm forgetting something.

0:06:16 > 0:06:18LAUGHTER AND CHATTER

0:06:18 > 0:06:20Oh, no!

0:06:26 > 0:06:28The big birthday fun list.

0:06:28 > 0:06:30# Ever since we were five

0:06:30 > 0:06:33# Darnesh has had the best years of his life

0:06:33 > 0:06:35# Cos that was the birth of the BBFL

0:06:35 > 0:06:36# The Big Birthday Fun List

0:06:36 > 0:06:38# Happens without fail

0:06:38 > 0:06:40# Let me explain what the list entails

0:06:40 > 0:06:42# It's like a Darnesh wish list that came about

0:06:42 > 0:06:45# And number three on the list were the birthday fun bags

0:06:45 > 0:06:48# Number seven, run around with your underpants tied to your head

0:06:48 > 0:06:49# Now, that's what I call fun

0:06:49 > 0:06:52# On my birthday I do what I want

0:06:52 > 0:06:54# Hang with my mates on this special occasion

0:06:54 > 0:06:56# Join in my BBFL operation

0:06:56 > 0:06:58# It's the Big Birthday Fun List

0:06:58 > 0:07:01# It never gets tired, so I won't quit

0:07:01 > 0:07:03# I'll do the same list when I'm 65

0:07:03 > 0:07:05# Fun's not for birthdays It's for life

0:07:05 > 0:07:07# Number nine, run away from your shadow

0:07:07 > 0:07:10# Number 12, be the host of a game show

0:07:10 > 0:07:12# What a day to dread

0:07:12 > 0:07:14# Feel like I'm stuck in Darnesh's head

0:07:14 > 0:07:17# His strings all coming together

0:07:17 > 0:07:19# But couldn't he think of anything better?

0:07:19 > 0:07:22# Yeah, number 13 Pull a stupid face

0:07:22 > 0:07:24# When you look at a stranger on the street

0:07:24 > 0:07:25# Gonna be a great year

0:07:25 > 0:07:27# I love the surprise of it

0:07:27 > 0:07:29# And it almost feels like I'm five again

0:07:29 > 0:07:31# If the list goes wrong, I'll cry a river

0:07:31 > 0:07:34# If my friends fail me, I'll never forgive them

0:07:34 > 0:07:36# My whole world would cave in if I didn't do number six

0:07:36 > 0:07:38# What, dress like a caveman?

0:07:38 > 0:07:41# But this whole thing's humiliating

0:07:41 > 0:07:43# Feel like a baby in a big playpen

0:07:43 > 0:07:45# I say we rebel and act like grown-ups

0:07:45 > 0:07:48# Quit BBFL? Darnesh would go nuts

0:07:48 > 0:07:50# It'd be the end of the world as we know it

0:07:50 > 0:07:52# Floods, avalanches, speeding comets

0:07:52 > 0:07:54# Ever since we were five, we've been on it

0:07:54 > 0:07:57# Following the silly list, time to stop it

0:07:57 > 0:07:59# We'll have to deal with the repercussions

0:07:59 > 0:08:01# So BBFL, over and out from us. #

0:08:02 > 0:08:04Guys! Join in!

0:08:05 > 0:08:08- Um...- Do you hear something?- Me?

0:08:08 > 0:08:10No!

0:08:11 > 0:08:13Guys, guys!

0:08:13 > 0:08:14Guys!

0:08:17 > 0:08:21Come on, Danny, man, what is there to worry about?

0:08:23 > 0:08:24Ohh!

0:08:24 > 0:08:28Oh, no! I am so sorry!

0:08:30 > 0:08:32Oh, no, this one's really muddy.

0:08:32 > 0:08:34I'm sure it's OK. Oh, no, it isn't.

0:08:34 > 0:08:36Um... It's only Ely's, don't worry.

0:08:36 > 0:08:40Big grey dirty smears only improve what's in there.

0:08:40 > 0:08:43Thanks for being so nice, I'm Danny.

0:08:43 > 0:08:46Danny Boyd. It's my first day, as if you couldn't guess.

0:08:46 > 0:08:48Owen Garland, a regular.

0:08:49 > 0:08:51- You're kidding me?- I wish!

0:08:56 > 0:08:58Thanks for being so nice about the books.

0:09:00 > 0:09:02So, you teach history?

0:09:02 > 0:09:05- Yes!- Wow, you really like it.

0:09:05 > 0:09:07- What?- You like history?

0:09:07 > 0:09:09Well, as Confucius says,

0:09:09 > 0:09:12you must study the past if you would define the future.

0:09:14 > 0:09:18So, we tell Darnesh we don't want to do his birthday list any more.

0:09:18 > 0:09:20Remember when we were seven and we missed half the list

0:09:20 > 0:09:22because his dad took us to the zoo?

0:09:22 > 0:09:26He screamed for two hours and threw a flip-flop at a gibbon.

0:09:26 > 0:09:27What, then?

0:09:29 > 0:09:30We pretend to have a fight.

0:09:30 > 0:09:33We get sent to Bell and put in isolation all day.

0:09:33 > 0:09:34Come on.

0:09:38 > 0:09:40And the text definitely said Katie was coming?

0:09:40 > 0:09:42- Yes.- You didn't misread it?

0:09:42 > 0:09:46- No.- It didn't actually say, "I'd rather feed my pigtails into a mincer"?

0:09:46 > 0:09:48No!

0:09:48 > 0:09:49I'll see you all in a while.

0:09:53 > 0:09:57Do you know how long we spent doing these?

0:09:57 > 0:09:59Ten minutes in the ICT suite?

0:09:59 > 0:10:01Exactly!

0:10:01 > 0:10:02Which is time now wasted,

0:10:02 > 0:10:06no-one is going to want to go to a party if Princess Nightmare Knickers

0:10:06 > 0:10:10- is going to be there. - Don't worry, I'll sort it.

0:10:15 > 0:10:18Right, forget netball, got a new game.

0:10:18 > 0:10:20Human shield. Pay attention.

0:10:20 > 0:10:23Now I need you big strong ones to create a defensive ring around me.

0:10:23 > 0:10:25All right? Think band of steel, nothing gets past you,

0:10:25 > 0:10:26you'll die before you let it.

0:10:26 > 0:10:30- Just hit me.- I've never been in a fight, I don't know what to do!

0:10:30 > 0:10:31Just make it up, we'll be fine!

0:10:33 > 0:10:35Take that, you twit!

0:10:35 > 0:10:38All right, give over. Come on!

0:10:38 > 0:10:41What, I put foundation on harder than that!

0:10:41 > 0:10:44Should we go to Mr Bell, sir? Tell him how violent we are?

0:10:44 > 0:10:48No, just don't do it again! Unless you see Miss Harper coming for me,

0:10:48 > 0:10:50in which case, give her everything you've got.

0:10:50 > 0:10:52Kicking, scratching, the whole works.

0:10:52 > 0:10:54Are you flipping kidding me, sir?

0:10:54 > 0:10:55Just forget about it.

0:10:55 > 0:10:58I know what this is, her sister was a teacher, innit?

0:10:58 > 0:11:01He is blatantly letting her off. That isn't fair!

0:11:01 > 0:11:04No... Shut up! Shut up!

0:11:04 > 0:11:06We need to concentrate!

0:11:06 > 0:11:08- Mr Nunn!- No, not the face! Not the face!

0:11:09 > 0:11:12- Oh, it's you.- You've completely lost control of these girls.

0:11:12 > 0:11:16I see I will have to enforce proper discipline and punishment.

0:11:17 > 0:11:20No, you cannot be put in isolation too.

0:11:22 > 0:11:23You're a teacher.

0:11:26 > 0:11:27Is he, though?

0:11:29 > 0:11:31I can't believe this actually worked.

0:11:36 > 0:11:37Miss Pot sent me, Sir.

0:11:40 > 0:11:43"For deliberately destroying a large blancmange."

0:11:45 > 0:11:46- Why, boy?- Number 16, Sir.

0:11:46 > 0:11:48Sit in something wobbly.

0:11:50 > 0:11:52Shut up, sit down, never speak to me again.

0:11:53 > 0:11:55Right, I'll be returning in two minutes.

0:11:55 > 0:11:57When I do, I expect complete silence.

0:12:02 > 0:12:05Where've you been? I've had to do most of these on my own!

0:12:05 > 0:12:07That is a terrible shame.

0:12:07 > 0:12:10We're all here now, and it's the perfect room

0:12:10 > 0:12:12for number 22.

0:12:12 > 0:12:14Burping Happy Birthday?

0:12:16 > 0:12:17You ready?

0:12:22 > 0:12:24HE BURPS LOUDLY

0:12:24 > 0:12:26Come on, your turn.

0:12:26 > 0:12:29No, Darnesh. We ain't doing the BBFL this year.

0:12:29 > 0:12:31We're not little kids any more!

0:12:31 > 0:12:32It's embarrassing.

0:12:44 > 0:12:46Well, I must say I'm pleasantly surprised.

0:13:00 > 0:13:03Hi, Katie. How're you doing?

0:13:03 > 0:13:04Skip to the point.

0:13:04 > 0:13:08OK. Look, about Owen's party.

0:13:08 > 0:13:11- Yeah, I ain't going. - But you told him...

0:13:11 > 0:13:13I lied. You never tell your ex the truth.

0:13:13 > 0:13:15Everybody knows that.

0:13:16 > 0:13:17OK, great.

0:13:17 > 0:13:20It would've just been embarrassing anyway,

0:13:20 > 0:13:22him trying to get back with you, so...

0:13:22 > 0:13:24Well, now I am going.

0:13:24 > 0:13:28- What?- Telling Garland to shove his love up his armpit?

0:13:28 > 0:13:30I ain't missing that.

0:13:31 > 0:13:32See you there!

0:13:36 > 0:13:38Poor Owen.

0:13:38 > 0:13:41Katie's going to laugh in his little lovesick face.

0:13:41 > 0:13:42At least we'll be there for him.

0:13:43 > 0:13:48- Right?- Watch Owen crash and burn, and hang out with nightmare Katie?

0:13:48 > 0:13:49No, thank you.

0:13:50 > 0:13:52You're right, she's a monster.

0:13:54 > 0:13:57I wonder if there's anything good on telly.

0:14:06 > 0:14:08- Wow.- What?

0:14:08 > 0:14:11You are the spit of your dad.

0:14:11 > 0:14:14- Sorry?- You're Mr Garland's son, right?

0:14:15 > 0:14:18Of course you are. You look just like him.

0:14:18 > 0:14:20Where did you meet my dad?

0:14:20 > 0:14:22This morning, in the car park.

0:14:22 > 0:14:25Oh, yeah, he dropped me off, yeah.

0:14:25 > 0:14:28- So what's your name, then?- Owen.

0:14:29 > 0:14:30Owen Junior?

0:14:30 > 0:14:31Just Owen.

0:14:33 > 0:14:35- Must get confusing?- Not really.

0:14:37 > 0:14:38Well, I should get on.

0:14:38 > 0:14:40Say hi to your dad for me.

0:14:41 > 0:14:42Will do!

0:14:43 > 0:14:45Oi! Have you seen Miss Harper?

0:14:45 > 0:14:47Anyone?

0:14:47 > 0:14:49She's behind me, isn't she?

0:14:50 > 0:14:52She's not behind me. Is she behind me?

0:14:58 > 0:15:00Where are you, where are you, where are you?

0:15:19 > 0:15:21Mr Nunn's acting odd.

0:15:21 > 0:15:26- Oh, yeah, he thinks I'm going to punch his teeth in.- Ah...

0:15:26 > 0:15:29- You're not going to, right? - Never say never.

0:15:31 > 0:15:32Everyone!

0:15:32 > 0:15:34I've given the matter some thought,

0:15:34 > 0:15:38and I think we should go to this gathering tonight.

0:15:38 > 0:15:39GROANING

0:15:39 > 0:15:42For professional reasons, to...

0:15:42 > 0:15:45To get to know our colleagues better.

0:15:45 > 0:15:47Colleagues like Miss Harper.

0:15:47 > 0:15:49Maddie.

0:15:49 > 0:15:52Oh, and Mr... As well.

0:15:52 > 0:15:54Oh, right, yeah, I'd love to,

0:15:54 > 0:15:56but I haven't been formally invited by the host.

0:15:56 > 0:15:57Oh, he won't care.

0:15:59 > 0:16:01He did seem very friendly this morning.

0:16:03 > 0:16:05All right, I said sorry!

0:16:06 > 0:16:08Come on, talk to me - scream!

0:16:08 > 0:16:11- Throw a flip-flop at Violet.- Hey!

0:16:11 > 0:16:14Why does that stupid list matter, anyway?

0:16:14 > 0:16:16What's so great about the year you turned five?

0:16:17 > 0:16:21Because... Because that was the year when I met you and Violet, OK?

0:16:25 > 0:16:27All right, stop. Stop.

0:16:28 > 0:16:30We'll make it up to you.

0:16:30 > 0:16:31What's left on the list?

0:16:33 > 0:16:35Number 27.

0:16:35 > 0:16:36What is it? We'll do it.

0:16:37 > 0:16:39The big birthday fun surprise.

0:16:40 > 0:16:42OK, great.

0:16:42 > 0:16:46We'll give you the birthday-est, funnest surprise ever.

0:16:46 > 0:16:48Wow.

0:16:48 > 0:16:49Thanks, Amber!

0:16:50 > 0:16:52And how're we going to do that?

0:16:53 > 0:16:55Don't know. Something will turn up.

0:17:16 > 0:17:17Come on, come on!

0:17:18 > 0:17:20Come on, come on!

0:17:21 > 0:17:22Open!

0:17:32 > 0:17:34Hiya! See you tonight?

0:17:43 > 0:17:45OK. See you tonight!

0:17:45 > 0:17:46- Yeah.- Most definitely!

0:17:46 > 0:17:48Yeah!

0:17:49 > 0:17:53Polly's going with him, so he isn't entirely on his own.

0:17:53 > 0:17:56Good. It is her fault, so she should sort it out.

0:17:56 > 0:17:59I do have a new party dress I want to wear, though.

0:18:01 > 0:18:04Curse my staunch moral compass!

0:18:04 > 0:18:05Owen needs us.

0:18:07 > 0:18:09OK fine, I'll come too.

0:18:17 > 0:18:18What are you doing?

0:18:18 > 0:18:21Mr Nunn's throwing a super soaker party.

0:18:21 > 0:18:23I'm just checking myself for water resistance.

0:18:23 > 0:18:28Forget that, you should be worrying about your waterlogged brain!

0:18:28 > 0:18:30Well, I don't want to get my outfit wet.

0:18:30 > 0:18:32What are you going as? Saddington Bear?

0:18:32 > 0:18:34It's just a precaution.

0:18:34 > 0:18:36Why are you going to the party, anyway?

0:18:36 > 0:18:39You hate the other teachers almost as much as they hate you.

0:18:39 > 0:18:41It's just...

0:18:41 > 0:18:43- Team-building.- Oh, no.

0:18:43 > 0:18:46You're trying to get off with our new teacher, aren't you?

0:18:46 > 0:18:47Miss Harper?

0:18:47 > 0:18:50Oh, no. I'm just trying to make her feel welcome.

0:18:50 > 0:18:53Which is why you're dressed as a colour-blind toddler, is it?

0:18:53 > 0:18:56- Get your coat. - You're taking me to the flat?

0:18:56 > 0:18:59- At last!- No, I can't leave you on your own.

0:18:59 > 0:19:01- You'll have to come with me. - To the party?

0:19:01 > 0:19:04CJ, there will be people there having water fights,

0:19:04 > 0:19:07firing pump action super soakers at each other.

0:19:07 > 0:19:10It's not a place for children. You'll have to wait in the car.

0:19:10 > 0:19:13Who wants to see you get turned down by your crush, anyway?

0:19:13 > 0:19:15It's tragic.

0:19:15 > 0:19:16I'll bring you out a lemonade.

0:19:16 > 0:19:17Yippee!

0:19:26 > 0:19:27So Katie knows I want her back,

0:19:27 > 0:19:29and she's coming for the sole reason of laughing at me.

0:19:29 > 0:19:31Yes. Sorry.

0:19:31 > 0:19:34She wants to publicly humiliate me?

0:19:34 > 0:19:38Well, on the bright side, no-one's actually coming,

0:19:38 > 0:19:40because they hate Katie so much anyways.

0:19:40 > 0:19:42So I'll be privately humiliated?

0:19:44 > 0:19:46Actually, no, that is much better, yeah.

0:19:46 > 0:19:48Did you really think that she'd say yes?

0:19:50 > 0:19:52I thought there might be a tiny chance,

0:19:52 > 0:19:55and that, even if there was a tiny chance, I had to take it.

0:19:56 > 0:19:58Oh, Woggle.

0:19:59 > 0:20:01The door was open, so...

0:20:01 > 0:20:03What are you doing?!

0:20:03 > 0:20:05Are you two going out?

0:20:05 > 0:20:08- No.- Please, I'm not an idiot.

0:20:08 > 0:20:11- Well...- Well, if I can't reject you and I can't laugh at your pain,

0:20:11 > 0:20:13there's no point in me being here.

0:20:13 > 0:20:16Pooky, just stay for a minute, let's talk, please.

0:20:16 > 0:20:18Ready salted? You're such a loser.

0:20:18 > 0:20:21Pooky, wait, wait!

0:20:21 > 0:20:24Honestly, what do you see in that girl?

0:20:24 > 0:20:26I don't know, but I can't let her leave like this.

0:20:27 > 0:20:29Pooky!

0:20:30 > 0:20:32Finally, at a party.

0:20:33 > 0:20:35On my own, whoopee.

0:20:40 > 0:20:44No way are a gang of older kids going to let us crash their party.

0:20:44 > 0:20:46- Why not?- Because we're us.

0:20:46 > 0:20:48No-one's going to know that though,

0:20:48 > 0:20:51because we're going to be in fancy dress!

0:20:51 > 0:20:55Great idea! Shame it's not a fancy dress party.

0:20:55 > 0:20:59Of course it is. Look at the jacket on the invite.

0:20:59 > 0:21:01Course it's a fancy dress party!

0:21:02 > 0:21:04Ah, birthday boy.

0:21:04 > 0:21:05- Put this on.- Of course.

0:21:07 > 0:21:09Because you're so wise!

0:21:09 > 0:21:13If I was so wise, I wouldn't be here.

0:21:13 > 0:21:15Shut up, our bus is here.

0:21:24 > 0:21:27You're here!

0:21:27 > 0:21:29What have you done?

0:21:29 > 0:21:33Oh, kind of made Katie think me and Owen are a couple.

0:21:34 > 0:21:37- You what?- But it's fine.

0:21:37 > 0:21:38- She stormed off.- Oh.

0:21:40 > 0:21:42Owen, what happened?

0:21:42 > 0:21:44I couldn't catch up with her. I came pretty close,

0:21:44 > 0:21:47but she threw her shoe at me.

0:21:47 > 0:21:50But on the bright side, we do seem to be having a party.

0:21:50 > 0:21:52Small, but perfectly formed.

0:21:52 > 0:21:55- With no Katie.- Yeah, come on, mate.

0:21:55 > 0:21:59I mean, it's already happening, so you may as well enjoy it, eh?

0:21:59 > 0:22:00Yeah.

0:22:00 > 0:22:02DOORBELL RINGS

0:22:04 > 0:22:06Hi, Mr Garland.

0:22:06 > 0:22:07I'm here for your party.

0:22:09 > 0:22:10# Now I see it

0:22:10 > 0:22:12# The terrible truth

0:22:12 > 0:22:14# I didn't mean to lie, now what do I do?

0:22:14 > 0:22:16# I fibbed to a teacher in front of his face

0:22:16 > 0:22:19# He thinks I am a teacher that's been here for ages

0:22:19 > 0:22:21# I made a mistake

0:22:21 > 0:22:22# But who will believe

0:22:22 > 0:22:25# I didn't plan to intentionally deceive

0:22:25 > 0:22:26# This is a nightmare

0:22:26 > 0:22:28# Wait till they find out

0:22:28 > 0:22:29# I told a terrible lie

0:22:29 > 0:22:30# Yes, I'm quite scared

0:22:30 > 0:22:33# Elmsmere's new regime so strict it's obscene

0:22:33 > 0:22:35# I'll be made to clean till I'm way past my teens

0:22:35 > 0:22:38# Or expelled for good, goodbye to my dreams

0:22:38 > 0:22:41# Dreadful truth, I've done a terrible thing

0:22:41 > 0:22:42# I'm sorry

0:22:42 > 0:22:44# I'm so, so sorry

0:22:44 > 0:22:45# What will happen to me?

0:22:45 > 0:22:47# I'm frightfully worried

0:22:47 > 0:22:48# Terrible truth, I told a lie

0:22:48 > 0:22:52# Terrible truth, why, Owen, why?

0:22:52 > 0:22:54# Terrible truth, a lie's been let loose

0:22:54 > 0:22:57# There's no turning back from the terrible truth

0:22:59 > 0:23:02# Terrible, terrible truth

0:23:02 > 0:23:05# It's a pretty scary deal, getting a new job

0:23:05 > 0:23:07# Joining a new school, meeting a new mob

0:23:07 > 0:23:10# Opening new doors, following new rules

0:23:10 > 0:23:13# Reminds me of being a kid in a new school

0:23:13 > 0:23:15# Hoping the kids would all think I was cool

0:23:15 > 0:23:18# And not kick my new ball over the wall

0:23:18 > 0:23:20# Past school I'm a young man, but I'm still panicky

0:23:20 > 0:23:23# Hoping the teachers like the real Danny

0:23:23 > 0:23:26# And don't gang up on me, throw my bag on the roof

0:23:26 > 0:23:28# Then get told off for bad punctuality

0:23:28 > 0:23:29# So far, so good

0:23:29 > 0:23:31# Everything's mine

0:23:31 > 0:23:32# Not for me

0:23:32 > 0:23:33# Thanks to my hideous lie

0:23:33 > 0:23:37# I'm filled with shame, my mates are a bad influence

0:23:37 > 0:23:38# But this time I am to blame

0:23:38 > 0:23:41# The terrible truth is a horrendous lie

0:23:41 > 0:23:44# How will I fix this problem of mine? #

0:23:49 > 0:23:52I've made Mr Boyd think I'm a teacher.

0:23:52 > 0:23:54- Ah, that old chestnut. - What shall I do?

0:23:54 > 0:23:57- Tell the truth?- What?!

0:23:57 > 0:23:58We don't do that!

0:23:59 > 0:24:02Tell him...he's made a mistake, this is a kids' party.

0:24:03 > 0:24:05It's not a bad idea.

0:24:11 > 0:24:13Yeah!

0:24:13 > 0:24:16Wow. So this was all...

0:24:16 > 0:24:19An unfortunate mix-up with the invites.

0:24:19 > 0:24:22It's my son Owen who's having a party tonight.

0:24:22 > 0:24:24Owen?

0:24:24 > 0:24:26Yes? Oh, yes. Young Owen.

0:24:27 > 0:24:29Can we come in?

0:24:29 > 0:24:32More children! For the children's party.

0:24:32 > 0:24:35Great, yes, the children's party is just through that way.

0:24:35 > 0:24:37- Told you.- Brilliant.

0:24:37 > 0:24:40Thanks, Amber. I wonder what frogs eat.

0:24:41 > 0:24:45- Hmm...- Well, I won't keep you.

0:24:45 > 0:24:46Right, yeah.

0:24:46 > 0:24:47Sorry, thanks.

0:24:47 > 0:24:49Bye.

0:24:53 > 0:24:56KNOCK ON DOOR

0:24:58 > 0:25:00Sorry, sorry.

0:25:00 > 0:25:03- Could I ask a favour?- Of course.

0:25:03 > 0:25:06Well, I'm going to be a bit late now to the actual teachers' party,

0:25:06 > 0:25:09and I don't want to be rude, you know, on my first day.

0:25:09 > 0:25:12So I was just wondering, could you possibly give me a lift?

0:25:22 > 0:25:25Dancing to music I don't like,

0:25:25 > 0:25:27and a party in a garage where I don't know anyone.

0:25:28 > 0:25:30Awesome!

0:25:33 > 0:25:36But, when's the actual surprise happening?

0:25:37 > 0:25:39You what?

0:25:40 > 0:25:43SHOUTING

0:25:49 > 0:25:52- Where's Miss Harper? - She ain't coming, she said.

0:25:52 > 0:25:54Oh, yes. I made a point of inviting her.

0:25:54 > 0:25:56All right?

0:25:58 > 0:26:00No. I like my teeth!

0:26:04 > 0:26:06Hey, Graham, what's this?

0:26:06 > 0:26:07It's your tooth.

0:26:09 > 0:26:12Oh, no, this one doesn't have a filling.

0:26:12 > 0:26:15Never mind. See you tomorrow!

0:26:38 > 0:26:40Er...

0:26:41 > 0:26:43Are we going, or...?

0:26:48 > 0:26:51CAR ALARM BEEPS

0:26:56 > 0:26:59Now, that was a surprise!

0:26:59 > 0:27:02I can't wait to see how you top this next year!

0:27:02 > 0:27:05I feel like this all happened because of me.

0:27:07 > 0:27:08That's true.

0:27:08 > 0:27:10It did.

0:27:10 > 0:27:12- Nice one!- Yeah, top night!

0:27:12 > 0:27:13We'll do it again soon!

0:27:16 > 0:27:19So, what's gone on here, sunshine?

0:27:23 > 0:27:27That's Mr Garland to you, sir.

0:27:28 > 0:27:29# Can't live with 'em

0:27:29 > 0:27:30# And you can't kick 'em out

0:27:30 > 0:27:31# When they're up they rub it in your face

0:27:31 > 0:27:33# Kick you when you're down

0:27:33 > 0:27:34# But when no-one understands them

0:27:34 > 0:27:35# You know what they're on about

0:27:35 > 0:27:36# Always gonna be around

0:27:36 > 0:27:37# Gotta find a common ground

0:27:37 > 0:27:40# If you know so much about me

0:27:40 > 0:27:42# Where do I go from here?

0:27:42 > 0:27:43# If you see 'em every day

0:27:43 > 0:27:45# You can never get away

0:27:45 > 0:27:47# Only time that you're the boss? 4 o'clock. #