0:00:06 > 0:00:09# Where do you go when you know nobody can understand you?
0:00:09 > 0:00:12# When it's just too much to handle?
0:00:12 > 0:00:15# What do you do when you end up somewhere you never planned to?
0:00:15 > 0:00:17# Washed out, stressed out like it was shampoo
0:00:17 > 0:00:20# You should stay It can change
0:00:20 > 0:00:22# There's good days and bad days
0:00:22 > 0:00:26# But one day down the line this time is sure to stop
0:00:26 > 0:00:28# So the only time is now 4 O'Clock
0:00:28 > 0:00:30# 4 O'Clock, 4 O'Clock, 4 O'Clock. #
0:00:32 > 0:00:34Wow.
0:00:34 > 0:00:37- Nice joke.- Yeah. The phantom prankster strikes again.
0:00:39 > 0:00:40Smell Wee Manor?
0:00:40 > 0:00:42We've got a phantom prankster now?
0:00:42 > 0:00:44Yeah, look, he's left his calling card.
0:00:44 > 0:00:46How very mysterious.
0:00:46 > 0:00:48Ooh, I love a bit of mystery!
0:00:48 > 0:00:50Yeah, I wonder who it could be.
0:00:50 > 0:00:54It's always the last person that you'd suspect.
0:00:54 > 0:00:55That means it's Owen!
0:00:55 > 0:00:58No, wrong. Sadly I'm not doing my idiot badge.
0:00:58 > 0:01:00Well, if it's not him...
0:01:00 > 0:01:01..it must be...
0:01:01 > 0:01:02You?
0:01:03 > 0:01:06Why am I the least likely person?
0:01:06 > 0:01:08Who is responsible for this?
0:01:08 > 0:01:10Oh, it was the phantom prankster, sir.
0:01:10 > 0:01:15Who knows the secret identity of this enigmatic yet heroic figure?
0:01:15 > 0:01:17Grant, detention for vandalism.
0:01:17 > 0:01:21That is an outrageous accusation, sir. How dare you!
0:01:21 > 0:01:24I dare, Grant, because this is exactly the type of
0:01:24 > 0:01:26pathetic idiocy that you enjoy!
0:01:26 > 0:01:28Besides which, the letter's right by your foot!
0:01:30 > 0:01:32My office, now.
0:01:35 > 0:01:39I could be a phantom prankster if I wanted.
0:01:40 > 0:01:42This is a miscarriage of justice.
0:01:42 > 0:01:45Do you think I don't know my own school, Grant?
0:01:45 > 0:01:46I've got my eyes on everything.
0:01:46 > 0:01:48Oh!
0:01:48 > 0:01:50I'm so sorry!
0:01:50 > 0:01:53- Are you OK?- Yes, yes, I'm fine.
0:01:57 > 0:01:58OK, then...
0:02:03 > 0:02:04Get a move on, boy.
0:02:09 > 0:02:12Wow, a brand-new scooter!
0:02:12 > 0:02:15This might just be the best thing this dump has ever done.
0:02:15 > 0:02:18For the kid with perfect attendance.
0:02:18 > 0:02:20Almost makes it worth coming to school.
0:02:20 > 0:02:23It does make it worth coming to school - that's the point!
0:02:23 > 0:02:26It ain't fair! Why didn't they mention there was a prize for not
0:02:26 > 0:02:29bunking off before I did all that bunking off?!
0:02:29 > 0:02:32Doesn't matter if they had, cos I'm winning it.
0:02:32 > 0:02:35You're not the only one with 100% attendance.
0:02:35 > 0:02:37Yeah, but, er, unlike you,
0:02:37 > 0:02:41I don't want to be here, so I deserve it.
0:02:41 > 0:02:44Face it, Amber - unless you manage to ruin everyone else's
0:02:44 > 0:02:47perfect records, you've got no more chance of winning than anyone else.
0:02:50 > 0:02:51Nice idea.
0:02:54 > 0:02:57Wow, he never gives up.
0:02:57 > 0:03:00It's Sean, a mate from my old regiment.
0:03:00 > 0:03:02Ran into him this morning on my way in.
0:03:02 > 0:03:06He's setting up an army fitness school in town, offered me a job.
0:03:06 > 0:03:09- You going to take it?- Nah, but I was a bit tempted.
0:03:09 > 0:03:11He'd make a great fitness instructor.
0:03:12 > 0:03:13He's so fit!
0:03:14 > 0:03:17Probably the fittest guy I've ever met.
0:03:17 > 0:03:20To be honest, my head did spin a bit when he bumped into me this morning.
0:03:23 > 0:03:26Sir, can I go to the toilet?
0:03:26 > 0:03:27What, again?
0:03:27 > 0:03:30Have a heart, sir. That toilet is like a second home to him.
0:03:31 > 0:03:33ELI WHIMPERS
0:03:36 > 0:03:40I can't believe you all think I'm no fun!
0:03:40 > 0:03:42I thought I was one of the gang,
0:03:42 > 0:03:44and now it turns out you all think I'm boring.
0:03:44 > 0:03:49OK, one, there is no gang. Second, even if there was, Owen's in it!
0:03:49 > 0:03:53- What's wrong with me?- Are we discussing what's wrong with Owen?
0:03:53 > 0:03:57No, they all think I'm too responsible
0:03:57 > 0:03:59to pull off a massive prank.
0:03:59 > 0:04:01- That's ridiculous. - Thank you.
0:04:01 > 0:04:05No, I mean the idea of you pulling off a prank - it's ridiculous.
0:04:05 > 0:04:09'Help me! I'm trapped! Help! Help!'
0:04:09 > 0:04:12Shh-shh! Listen, listen!
0:04:12 > 0:04:15- 'I'm stuck and it's so dark!' - He's in the double bass case!
0:04:17 > 0:04:18'Help!'
0:04:18 > 0:04:20Oh, it's locked.
0:04:20 > 0:04:23Hang on! I'll just get a key!
0:04:23 > 0:04:25'Get me out! Quick, hurry!'
0:04:26 > 0:04:30- 'Help me!'- It's OK, we'll get you out of here in no time.
0:04:30 > 0:04:32I just need to find a key.
0:04:32 > 0:04:34- 'Get a move on!' - Yes! Talk to me...
0:04:35 > 0:04:39- What's your name? - 'It's Eura.'
0:04:39 > 0:04:41Eura?
0:04:41 > 0:04:43That's a nice name. Eura what?
0:04:44 > 0:04:46'Eura sucker! Ha-ha!'
0:04:46 > 0:04:48CLASS LAUGHS
0:04:52 > 0:04:54# I thought I was one of the gang
0:04:54 > 0:04:56# But still I'm looking from the outside in
0:04:56 > 0:04:58# I'm trying to hang in to hang out
0:04:58 > 0:05:00# Can they accept me for me?
0:05:00 > 0:05:01# I am what I am now
0:05:01 > 0:05:03# An outsider, hope I'm not a loner
0:05:03 > 0:05:05# I'm a cool girl but I'm not a class joker
0:05:05 > 0:05:07# Always on the receiving end
0:05:07 > 0:05:09# Everybody in stitches but me again
0:05:11 > 0:05:13# We're just having fun
0:05:13 > 0:05:15# So much of it
0:05:15 > 0:05:17# We're just hanging out
0:05:17 > 0:05:19# We are the squad, yeah!
0:05:19 > 0:05:22# We've got jokes for days
0:05:22 > 0:05:25# All the fun and games here to stay
0:05:27 > 0:05:29# Every waking minute
0:05:29 > 0:05:31# They've got a smirk on their face Getting up to mischief
0:05:31 > 0:05:33# And Nero showed me the ropes
0:05:33 > 0:05:35# And then he upped and left and left me to float
0:05:35 > 0:05:38# Adrift While they're on a big party boat
0:05:38 > 0:05:39# And I really want to join in
0:05:39 > 0:05:42# So I can have the fun they have
0:05:42 > 0:05:45# Doesn't seem too bad
0:05:45 > 0:05:48# We're just having fun
0:05:48 > 0:05:49# So much of it
0:05:50 > 0:05:52# We're just hanging out
0:05:52 > 0:05:54# We are the squad, yeah!
0:05:54 > 0:05:57# We've got jokes for days
0:05:57 > 0:06:00# All the fun and games here to stay
0:06:01 > 0:06:04# I've always worked hard but what's the potential
0:06:04 > 0:06:06# Of being close friends with a sharpened pencil?
0:06:06 > 0:06:08# One-way convo Hardly fun-filled
0:06:08 > 0:06:10# While I do homework they're having fun still
0:06:10 > 0:06:12# And now the school's falling apart
0:06:12 > 0:06:15# I'm the transparent girl in the back of the class
0:06:15 > 0:06:17# No more, I'm visibly visible
0:06:17 > 0:06:20# Move it, set the stage, smooth criminal
0:06:20 > 0:06:21# My idea's gaining traction
0:06:21 > 0:06:23# I'm Polly And I'm in the mood for action
0:06:23 > 0:06:25# Yeah, and I've got a knack for this
0:06:25 > 0:06:28# I'm going to show them all what a real prankster is! #
0:06:33 > 0:06:36PHONE RINGS
0:06:36 > 0:06:37Hello, Pizza Shed?
0:06:37 > 0:06:39I'd like to order pizza, please.
0:06:45 > 0:06:46What were you doing in there?
0:06:46 > 0:06:48Nothing! You don't want to see.
0:06:50 > 0:06:52DOOR CREAKS
0:06:52 > 0:06:55Overdue library books!
0:06:58 > 0:07:01This is the lost property box.
0:07:01 > 0:07:02Don't!
0:07:03 > 0:07:05Help! HE BANGS ON DOOR
0:07:05 > 0:07:09That's one less person between me and the scooter.
0:07:09 > 0:07:11You can't just lock people in cupboards.
0:07:11 > 0:07:13He'll be fine for a few hours.
0:07:13 > 0:07:16When it gets to lunch, we'll slip a pancake under the door.
0:07:16 > 0:07:19BANGING ON DOOR Where's the doorknob?!
0:07:19 > 0:07:21Feds...
0:07:21 > 0:07:22Help!
0:07:22 > 0:07:24Let me out!
0:07:26 > 0:07:30I'm not an idiot. I don't fall for the same trick twice.
0:07:30 > 0:07:33"Oh, no, I'm locked in a cupboard, somebody call the fire brigade!
0:07:33 > 0:07:35"A-a-agh, whoo, whoo, whoo!"
0:07:35 > 0:07:37- BANGING ON DOOR - What do you think you're doing?
0:07:38 > 0:07:40BANGING ON DOOR I've a fear of confined spaces!
0:07:40 > 0:07:42No, no, no, don't - it's what he wants.
0:07:42 > 0:07:44Open this door!
0:07:46 > 0:07:48I will not let her win!
0:07:52 > 0:07:54The Education Authority tends to frown on
0:07:54 > 0:07:57the imprisonment of students, Mr Boyd.
0:08:01 > 0:08:04This equipment is well manky, Miss.
0:08:04 > 0:08:07I ain't getting sued if I break someone's face bone with it!
0:08:07 > 0:08:10- Miss Harper! What a coincidence seeing you out on the field.- What?
0:08:10 > 0:08:13- On the sports field? Where I teach sport?- Erm...
0:08:13 > 0:08:17I was, er, wondering actually if you'd be available to join me
0:08:17 > 0:08:18for lunch sometime?
0:08:18 > 0:08:20- Erm...- Out of the school.
0:08:20 > 0:08:23Erm, there's something I want to talk about with you.
0:08:23 > 0:08:25Right, er, the thing is I'm a bit busy
0:08:25 > 0:08:27for the next couple of days, so...
0:08:27 > 0:08:29So let's say Thursday!
0:08:29 > 0:08:31The Marrakech at one?
0:08:31 > 0:08:33- Er...mm... - It's a date.
0:08:36 > 0:08:37You're up for the chop, then?
0:08:37 > 0:08:40He's taking you off somewhere quiet to put you out of your misery.
0:08:41 > 0:08:44Oi, you lot! Line up, now!
0:08:50 > 0:08:52PENCIL CLATTERS
0:08:53 > 0:08:55Loved the double bass prank, Eli!
0:08:55 > 0:08:57What have you got planned next?
0:08:57 > 0:09:01That was the phantom prankster - I had nothing to do with it.
0:09:04 > 0:09:07You never know, maybe the next prank will be pulled by someone else.
0:09:07 > 0:09:08Yeah, right.
0:09:09 > 0:09:12KNOCK ON DOOR
0:09:12 > 0:09:13Pizza for Mr Bell?
0:09:15 > 0:09:16What? This is a history lesson!
0:09:18 > 0:09:20Oh, what is going on?
0:09:21 > 0:09:25188 pizzas.
0:09:25 > 0:09:27CLASS GIGGLES
0:09:27 > 0:09:30No, no, hang on a minute, this can't be...
0:09:30 > 0:09:35That's £2,162 please.
0:09:35 > 0:09:37CLASS GASPS
0:09:41 > 0:09:43That's it, Grant, you're suspended.
0:09:45 > 0:09:48But, sir, it was me! You can't punish Eli!
0:09:48 > 0:09:51Nice try, Morgan. Why don't you find yourself some decent friends
0:09:51 > 0:09:53before you end up like Garnish here?
0:09:53 > 0:09:55Why's everyone having a go at me today?
0:09:55 > 0:09:57But it was me!
0:09:58 > 0:10:01I was just trying to be a part of the gang.
0:10:01 > 0:10:03A little tip - getting one of the gang members suspended ain't
0:10:03 > 0:10:05a great way to be part of "the gang".
0:10:08 > 0:10:10SCHOOL BELL RINGS
0:10:17 > 0:10:18MISS HARPER SIGHS
0:10:18 > 0:10:19You know what it's like, Sean.
0:10:21 > 0:10:23Everything's such a mess.
0:10:23 > 0:10:26My car's broken, I'm behind on my rent,
0:10:26 > 0:10:30and now the head's taking me out to lunch so he can fire me.
0:10:30 > 0:10:32Life's not as simple as it was, Maddie.
0:10:32 > 0:10:36We're soldiers - fitting back in is hard.
0:10:36 > 0:10:38But we help each other out. Come away with me!
0:10:39 > 0:10:41You know what? Let's do it.
0:10:44 > 0:10:46There he is now.
0:10:48 > 0:10:49What are you doing?
0:10:50 > 0:10:51Nothing.
0:10:51 > 0:10:52Um...
0:10:53 > 0:10:56I wonder what sort of opinion you've formed of Miss Harper?
0:10:58 > 0:10:59She's a teacher.
0:11:00 > 0:11:02Yes, but...
0:11:02 > 0:11:03..is she the sort of teacher that
0:11:03 > 0:11:07you'd like to see more of outside of school?
0:11:07 > 0:11:09Are you getting me private PE lessons?
0:11:09 > 0:11:11No.
0:11:11 > 0:11:12I mean...
0:11:13 > 0:11:17..sometimes an acting head and a PE teacher
0:11:17 > 0:11:19have feelings.
0:11:22 > 0:11:25I've asked her out for lunch tomorrow, on a date.
0:11:25 > 0:11:26That's disgusting.
0:11:34 > 0:11:36- Hi.- See you later.
0:11:38 > 0:11:40Oi!
0:11:40 > 0:11:41Too late, mate.
0:11:41 > 0:11:43You had your chance and you blew it.
0:11:44 > 0:11:47# Why, oh, why do I do it to myself?
0:11:47 > 0:11:50# Self inflict pain on my aching heart
0:11:50 > 0:11:52# I took a break on love
0:11:52 > 0:11:55# And then Maddie came along
0:11:55 > 0:11:57# And inflated the love bubbles inside
0:11:57 > 0:12:00# Stirred my emotions Nowhere to hide
0:12:00 > 0:12:03# And now I'm lovestruck and to my absolute horror
0:12:03 > 0:12:05# She'd rather canoodle with tough hunks
0:12:05 > 0:12:07# Just look at him He's probably ex-Army
0:12:07 > 0:12:10# He'd probably grind me up into a pastrami
0:12:10 > 0:12:12# Just another romantic disaster
0:12:12 > 0:12:15# Well, I guess I'm just not what she's after
0:12:15 > 0:12:17# I spend all day teaching stuff
0:12:17 > 0:12:20# But I never quite learned the lesson of love
0:12:20 > 0:12:24# I spend all day teaching but I never quite learned the lesson
0:12:24 > 0:12:26# Love lost now
0:12:26 > 0:12:28# Love lost now
0:12:28 > 0:12:32# Love is how?
0:12:32 > 0:12:34# Love is how?
0:12:34 > 0:12:36# I knocked round
0:12:36 > 0:12:37# Love slammed the door
0:12:37 > 0:12:39# Love don't live here no more
0:12:39 > 0:12:41# No, love don't live here no more
0:12:41 > 0:12:43# No, love don't live here no more
0:12:43 > 0:12:45# No more, no more, no more Oh-oh, oh-oh
0:12:45 > 0:12:47# It's bad enough my dad wears a crusty suit
0:12:47 > 0:12:50# And teaches us to do things we don't want to do
0:12:50 > 0:12:52# Now he wants to join forces with more of his kind
0:12:52 > 0:12:55# A teacher that he can kiss goodnight?
0:12:55 > 0:12:57# I wouldn't live like that for a second
0:12:57 > 0:13:00# Leave it to CJ to teach love a lesson
0:13:00 > 0:13:03# Cos love don't live here no more
0:13:03 > 0:13:05# Love don't live here no more No, no, uh-uh
0:13:05 > 0:13:08# Hang on, no, stop Stop everything
0:13:08 > 0:13:11# That boyfriend of hers looks menacing
0:13:11 > 0:13:13# I'd better make this lunch date seem innocent
0:13:13 > 0:13:16# Offer a promotion All for her diligence
0:13:16 > 0:13:18# I can even jazz it up with a pay rise
0:13:18 > 0:13:20# Perfect Looks like I've got it all covered
0:13:20 > 0:13:23# But where will I find money on a shoestring budget? #
0:13:28 > 0:13:30Yes, just wondered if you'd be interested
0:13:30 > 0:13:32in buying our sports field.
0:13:32 > 0:13:34It's prime development land.
0:13:34 > 0:13:37Really? Oh, that's great news.
0:13:37 > 0:13:39Yes, I'll arrange one of my PE teachers
0:13:39 > 0:13:41to handle a tour of the site.
0:13:44 > 0:13:46Yes, it is a shame but we're having to streamline
0:13:46 > 0:13:49and the PE department is at the top of my list.
0:13:49 > 0:13:52Yes, I'll get back to you later on this afternoon.
0:13:52 > 0:13:55So. I see Harper's on her way out.
0:13:55 > 0:13:57Can't say I'm surprised.
0:13:57 > 0:13:59Oh, no, no, no. Quite the contrary.
0:13:59 > 0:14:01I intend to promote Miss Harper.
0:14:01 > 0:14:04But...streamlining the department.
0:14:04 > 0:14:05Yes.
0:14:06 > 0:14:11Sometimes we need to take a bullet for the good of the school, Graham,
0:14:11 > 0:14:15- which is why I'd like to ask you... - Me?- Yes.
0:14:15 > 0:14:19- I'd like you to hand... - Hand in my notice?- Wait, what?
0:14:19 > 0:14:20No, please, stop. Don't do this.
0:14:20 > 0:14:23I'll change your mind. Just give us a chance to change your mind.
0:14:23 > 0:14:25- Well, I...- You won't regret this.
0:14:25 > 0:14:28I am going to show you that I am the best you've got.
0:14:28 > 0:14:30Teacher number one. I'm going to prove it.
0:14:32 > 0:14:35This is a bad idea.
0:14:35 > 0:14:37Why are you always so down on bad ideas?
0:14:37 > 0:14:40Because forging a letter from Ding-Dong
0:14:40 > 0:14:42might actually get us expelled.
0:14:42 > 0:14:44No-one's getting expelled.
0:14:44 > 0:14:49But there are about 20 people left on the perfect attendance list.
0:14:49 > 0:14:50I need something drastic.
0:14:50 > 0:14:53You mean...
0:14:53 > 0:14:54..murder?
0:14:54 > 0:14:56No, you spoon.
0:14:56 > 0:14:58But some people are going on
0:14:58 > 0:15:01a little trip to the art gallery tomorrow.
0:15:01 > 0:15:03I thought the trip was cancelled.
0:15:05 > 0:15:07I'm un-cancelling it.
0:15:07 > 0:15:10If they're not in school, then they can't win a scooter, can they?
0:15:10 > 0:15:13You see? Bad ideas are brilliant.
0:15:18 > 0:15:20What's in it for you?
0:15:20 > 0:15:23You can do better. Much better.
0:15:23 > 0:15:25I'm not quite sure I...
0:15:25 > 0:15:28It's a career move, yeah? I get it.
0:15:28 > 0:15:31But believe me, it's not worth it.
0:15:31 > 0:15:34I know. I live with him.
0:15:34 > 0:15:36Are you talking about your dad?
0:15:36 > 0:15:39Just make this the last date, OK?
0:15:39 > 0:15:41And let him down gently.
0:15:41 > 0:15:43I can't stand to hear him sobbing all night.
0:15:46 > 0:15:47It's a date?!
0:15:53 > 0:15:56Danny! I need a favour.
0:15:56 > 0:15:57Sure, whatever you want.
0:15:57 > 0:16:00Can you come to lunch and pretend to be my boyfriend?
0:16:00 > 0:16:03Right, I thought you were going to say cover a PE class or something.
0:16:03 > 0:16:07Oh, please. I want to kind of warn someone off without upsetting him.
0:16:07 > 0:16:09If he thinks I've got a boyfriend then hopefully
0:16:09 > 0:16:11he'll just, you know...
0:16:11 > 0:16:15The thing is, this guy...it's...
0:16:15 > 0:16:17- Mr Bell!- Miss Harper.
0:16:19 > 0:16:22- All good for later?- Yes, fine. Fine.
0:16:22 > 0:16:24Do you think we could have a quick word
0:16:24 > 0:16:26about the school playing fields?
0:16:26 > 0:16:27Why not, Mr Bell?
0:16:34 > 0:16:36So, who am I supposed to warn off?
0:16:36 > 0:16:38Where is everyone?
0:16:38 > 0:16:41I don't know, sir, but I guess a lot of people are going to be
0:16:41 > 0:16:43losing their perfect attendance records.
0:16:43 > 0:16:46Oi! What's all this about? Trip's off, trip's on.
0:16:46 > 0:16:48I can't spend all day trying to work out
0:16:48 > 0:16:50if trips do or don't exist or not.
0:16:50 > 0:16:52Where did you get this from?
0:16:52 > 0:16:54That spotty book kid with the hair.
0:16:54 > 0:16:56Chester? Where is he?
0:16:56 > 0:16:58I was supposed to be supervising this trip.
0:16:58 > 0:17:00No-one told me it was back on.
0:17:00 > 0:17:02Right, you lot - minibus!
0:17:02 > 0:17:04- But, Sir!- Move it!
0:17:04 > 0:17:07I'm teacher number one. I can still save this.
0:17:07 > 0:17:08Come on! Hurry up!
0:17:14 > 0:17:16Great, you're here.
0:17:19 > 0:17:20What's that?
0:17:20 > 0:17:23That's our sponsor. The Mexican Deli.
0:17:23 > 0:17:26They paid for our sombreros.
0:17:26 > 0:17:29OK, whatever. The Aztec history class is just up here.
0:17:35 > 0:17:37Stop running! Stop running! Look, just get in a line.
0:17:37 > 0:17:39How many times have I got to tell you?
0:17:39 > 0:17:42Stop it! Are you sure you haven't got the money already?
0:17:44 > 0:17:46All right, fine. I'll pay, then, shall I?
0:17:46 > 0:17:48Oi! Who's going to lend me some cash?
0:17:51 > 0:17:53Look, I'm sorry to let you down, Sean.
0:17:53 > 0:17:56Turns out I'm not being sacked after all.
0:17:56 > 0:17:57Come on, Maddie.
0:17:57 > 0:17:59I need you with me.
0:17:59 > 0:18:01Give me one more chance to convince you, eh?
0:18:01 > 0:18:04I'll tell you what, I'll drop in on this lunch thing later.
0:18:04 > 0:18:07What? Sean, I'm not sure that's a good idea.
0:18:08 > 0:18:11BAND PLAYS: The Mexican Hat Dance
0:18:22 > 0:18:23Hey!
0:18:24 > 0:18:26CHEERING
0:18:26 > 0:18:27All right, all right, settle down.
0:18:29 > 0:18:32Eli Grant...again.
0:18:32 > 0:18:34That boy's suspension is going to be extended.
0:18:34 > 0:18:38- But, sir, it can't have been Eli. He isn't even here.- Really?
0:18:38 > 0:18:40Explain that.
0:18:41 > 0:18:44"Sponsored by the Mexican Eli"?
0:18:44 > 0:18:46- One, two, three, four.- No, no, no. BAND PLAYS
0:18:46 > 0:18:49No. No two, three, four. No five, six, seven or eight.
0:18:49 > 0:18:50Out!
0:18:55 > 0:18:57Get back up there on the steps.
0:18:57 > 0:18:59Shame about the art gallery, sir,
0:18:59 > 0:19:01but should we go back to school now?
0:19:01 > 0:19:04If I say I'm going to make you look at art, I'll make you look at art.
0:19:04 > 0:19:05I'm teacher number one.
0:19:05 > 0:19:08But, sir, need to get back for afternoon registration or I won't...
0:19:08 > 0:19:09You're going nowhere.
0:19:09 > 0:19:12Now wait here while I go and find a cashpoint.
0:19:12 > 0:19:13Street art!
0:19:16 > 0:19:20There's loads on the way back to school AND it's free.
0:19:22 > 0:19:24All right. Everyone get in a line.
0:19:24 > 0:19:27Now. Quick. Hurry up. Single file.
0:19:28 > 0:19:31We're going to appreciate some street art.
0:19:31 > 0:19:33- WHISTLE - Move it.
0:19:33 > 0:19:35And you better enjoy it or you're in big trouble.
0:19:35 > 0:19:37Come on!
0:19:37 > 0:19:38No.
0:19:40 > 0:19:42Oh, Maddie! Miss Harper.
0:19:42 > 0:19:43So wonderful you could make it.
0:19:43 > 0:19:45I mean, great.
0:19:45 > 0:19:47I mean, hello.
0:19:47 > 0:19:51Look, Crispin, I'm flattered you asked me out but...
0:19:51 > 0:19:53Asked you out?
0:19:53 > 0:19:57To the cafe? What, in a perfectly normal and professional way?
0:19:57 > 0:20:01- Have you been here before? - No. It's nice. Good place for a...
0:20:01 > 0:20:03Date?
0:20:03 > 0:20:07No, I meant...these.
0:20:07 > 0:20:10Oh, look. Danny's here.
0:20:10 > 0:20:12I'll order us a coffee.
0:20:17 > 0:20:19What are you doing here?
0:20:19 > 0:20:22I don't know. She made me come.
0:20:22 > 0:20:23What are YOU doing here?
0:20:25 > 0:20:27I have some business with Miss Harper.
0:20:28 > 0:20:31Ah, are you here for that as well?
0:20:31 > 0:20:33I was feeling a bit nervous.
0:20:34 > 0:20:37Although we can't both pretend to be her boyfriend.
0:20:37 > 0:20:39What are you talking about?
0:20:39 > 0:20:43- Are you not here to scare off this bloke, then?- What bloke?
0:20:43 > 0:20:46Apparently some creep's been giving her unwanted attention.
0:20:46 > 0:20:49He's planning to meet her for a date in this caff right about now.
0:20:51 > 0:20:52DOOR CLOSES
0:20:52 > 0:20:55I think perhaps that's the creep she's talking about.
0:20:55 > 0:20:57I'm just here to offer her a promotion.
0:20:59 > 0:21:02# This is the guy I've got to tell to back off?
0:21:02 > 0:21:05# Could've been Bell and that wouldn't have been swell
0:21:05 > 0:21:07# Intimidating the boss of me over a melody
0:21:07 > 0:21:09# Of Drill Sergeant Maddie yelling and telling me
0:21:09 > 0:21:12# to obey her orders and cross over borders
0:21:12 > 0:21:14# But instead of Bell it's some guy who's enormous
0:21:14 > 0:21:16# Way out of my league
0:21:16 > 0:21:19# How do I frighten a titan that looks like he'd eat me alive?
0:21:19 > 0:21:21# He's a man made of bedrock
0:21:21 > 0:21:25# He's probably tussled with lions and put polar bears in a headlock
0:21:25 > 0:21:28# He's hard as nails I'm hard as a baby mouse
0:21:28 > 0:21:30# The outcome isn't hard to tell or hard to see
0:21:30 > 0:21:32# A tough guy? Hardly! Me?
0:21:32 > 0:21:35# I bet he floats like a butterfly stings like bees
0:21:35 > 0:21:37# But I promised Maddie this time I won't freeze
0:21:37 > 0:21:40# I'll switch on my mean mug Frighten this geezer
0:21:40 > 0:21:42# This ain't what I signed up for
0:21:42 > 0:21:45# I can't get beaten up first year as a teacher
0:21:45 > 0:21:47# Nope, it's not what I signed up for
0:21:47 > 0:21:50# Awkward dates with Mr Bell on my case?
0:21:50 > 0:21:53# Nah, it ain't what I signed up for
0:21:53 > 0:21:55# No, it's not what I signed up for
0:21:55 > 0:21:57# No, it ain't what I signed up for
0:21:57 > 0:22:00# Not why I signed up Ain't why I signed up
0:22:00 > 0:22:03# How did this happen on a date with the head?
0:22:03 > 0:22:05# If I don't play this right it will end in a mess
0:22:05 > 0:22:07# Good thing I've got Danny for moral support
0:22:07 > 0:22:09# But what's wrong with him?
0:22:09 > 0:22:10# Looks like he swallowed his thoughts
0:22:10 > 0:22:13# Sweat trickling down his brow Is it warm inside?
0:22:13 > 0:22:15# Oh, wait, look at his eyes He looks terrified
0:22:15 > 0:22:18# It's not looking good He's quivering at the lips
0:22:18 > 0:22:20# Now Sean's arrived and he's up in the mix
0:22:20 > 0:22:23# It ain't what I signed up for
0:22:23 > 0:22:26# No, it's not what I signed up for
0:22:26 > 0:22:28# Nah, it ain't what I signed up for
0:22:28 > 0:22:31# Not why I signed up Ain't why I signed up. #
0:22:39 > 0:22:42OK, look, let me start. I'll be up front.
0:22:42 > 0:22:46Maddie, you're a great girl and your future's with me
0:22:46 > 0:22:47and deep down you know it.
0:22:47 > 0:22:49Sean, I've told you. I've made up my mind.
0:22:49 > 0:22:50That's right. Listen to her.
0:22:50 > 0:22:52She knows what she wants.
0:22:53 > 0:22:56You and me, together again like the old days.
0:22:56 > 0:22:57Didn't you hear what she said?
0:22:57 > 0:22:59Stop bothering her, you...
0:22:59 > 0:23:01..you botherer.
0:23:01 > 0:23:04- Who are you?- I'm the guy that's going to give her the world.
0:23:04 > 0:23:07- Danny, no, it's not...- No, no, no. Leave it out, sweetheart.
0:23:07 > 0:23:08I've got this.
0:23:08 > 0:23:10Hands off my girl...
0:23:10 > 0:23:11..bozo.
0:23:14 > 0:23:19Hm. I don't know a lot about art but if you look very carefully
0:23:19 > 0:23:23you can only conclude that this is a total waste of time.
0:23:23 > 0:23:24I like it.
0:23:24 > 0:23:25Don't tell your parents about this.
0:23:25 > 0:23:29Say we've had a great trip. Say that everything went perfectly
0:23:29 > 0:23:31and you'll be really upset if I get fired.
0:23:31 > 0:23:32Oi, where are you going?
0:23:32 > 0:23:35I just remembered...
0:23:35 > 0:23:38..there's some really good street art near school so...
0:23:38 > 0:23:39Good enough to save me?
0:23:41 > 0:23:43Right, everyone, follow Baker.
0:23:43 > 0:23:44It's worth a shot.
0:23:44 > 0:23:46Anything's worth a shot.
0:23:52 > 0:23:54Unbelievable.
0:23:54 > 0:23:56THEY TALK OVER EACH OTHER
0:23:59 > 0:24:01Everyone just calm down.
0:24:01 > 0:24:04So, the cat's out of the bag.
0:24:04 > 0:24:07Is there no-one left at school this lunchtime? What are you doing here?
0:24:07 > 0:24:10My job. Taking the kids on a trip. What about you lot?
0:24:10 > 0:24:13What are you doing? Trying to replace me with Vin Diesel here.
0:24:13 > 0:24:16- Who is this now? - I'm the PE teacher, mate.
0:24:16 > 0:24:19I'll always be the PE teacher and I'm going nowhere.
0:24:19 > 0:24:20On your bike.
0:24:23 > 0:24:25Please don't hurt me.
0:24:25 > 0:24:28Guys, if Graham's taking the kids on a trip,
0:24:28 > 0:24:29where are the kids?
0:24:34 > 0:24:37I can still make afternoon registration. I can still win this.
0:24:37 > 0:24:40What are you going to do about that lot?
0:24:40 > 0:24:44It's OK, everyone! You can stop following us.
0:24:44 > 0:24:47She's not looking for art. She's just trying to win the scooter.
0:24:51 > 0:24:52Right!
0:24:58 > 0:25:01So you want to get caught now?
0:25:01 > 0:25:04I have to make Ding-Dong believe it was me.
0:25:05 > 0:25:08Let's see him blame Eli this time.
0:25:16 > 0:25:18Quickly!
0:25:18 > 0:25:19Move it!
0:25:21 > 0:25:22Quick! Hide!
0:25:22 > 0:25:24Under the chairs.
0:25:31 > 0:25:32KIDS SHOUT
0:25:44 > 0:25:47If we can stop doing this, I'll buy you a scooter.
0:25:51 > 0:25:53"Mr Bell, this way."
0:26:10 > 0:26:11What?
0:26:17 > 0:26:19Who...
0:26:19 > 0:26:20Who is responsible for this?
0:26:22 > 0:26:24Eli did this.
0:26:24 > 0:26:26Of course.
0:26:28 > 0:26:31What's wrong with you? I'm the prankster!
0:26:31 > 0:26:34Oh, really, girl? You think that I believe...?
0:26:34 > 0:26:35Ah!
0:26:37 > 0:26:39You, you're in a lot of trouble, Morgan.
0:26:43 > 0:26:45Does this mean that you'll let Eli off his suspension?
0:26:45 > 0:26:49Don't worry, you'll be reunited with Grant soon enough.
0:26:49 > 0:26:51Detention for you...
0:26:51 > 0:26:53..and your little gang.
0:26:53 > 0:26:54What?
0:26:56 > 0:26:59Yay! You're in MY gang!
0:27:00 > 0:27:02Come on!
0:27:02 > 0:27:05I need to win the scooter. Come on!
0:27:07 > 0:27:08Ugh!
0:27:08 > 0:27:11Baker, go home, clean yourself up.
0:27:11 > 0:27:13- But I need to get to registration! - Now!
0:27:16 > 0:27:18All that effort for nothing.
0:27:22 > 0:27:23Good afternoon, Amber.
0:27:23 > 0:27:25Come to admire what you could have won?
0:27:25 > 0:27:26HE LAUGHS
0:27:28 > 0:27:30- Look out!- Ah! Ugh!
0:27:31 > 0:27:34- Watch it, you... - CLATTERING
0:27:37 > 0:27:40- What's this?- Nothing.
0:27:40 > 0:27:42Nothing at all.
0:27:52 > 0:27:53# Can't live with 'em
0:27:53 > 0:27:54# And you can't kick 'em out
0:27:54 > 0:27:56# When they're up they rub it in your face
0:27:56 > 0:27:57# Kick you when you're down
0:27:57 > 0:27:58# But when no-one understands them
0:27:58 > 0:27:59# You know what they're on about
0:27:59 > 0:28:01# Always gonna be around
0:28:01 > 0:28:02# Gotta find a common ground
0:28:02 > 0:28:05# If you know so much about me
0:28:05 > 0:28:07# Where do I go from here?
0:28:07 > 0:28:08# If you see 'em every day
0:28:08 > 0:28:09# You can never get away
0:28:09 > 0:28:12# Only time that you're the boss? 4 o'clock. #