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0:00:06 > 0:00:09# Where do you go when you know nobody can understand you?

0:00:09 > 0:00:12# When it's just too much to handle?

0:00:12 > 0:00:15# What do you do when you end up somewhere you never planned to?

0:00:15 > 0:00:17# Washed out, stressed out like it was shampoo

0:00:17 > 0:00:20# You should stay It can change

0:00:20 > 0:00:22# There's good days and bad days

0:00:22 > 0:00:26# But one day down the line this time is sure to stop

0:00:26 > 0:00:28# So the only time is now 4 O'Clock

0:00:28 > 0:00:30# 4 O'Clock, 4 O'Clock, 4 O'Clock. #

0:00:36 > 0:00:38- Hey, Owen.- Hi.

0:00:38 > 0:00:40Thanks for inviting us to your party last night.

0:00:40 > 0:00:42OK, a few things.

0:00:42 > 0:00:44One, I didn't actually invite you. You just...

0:00:44 > 0:00:46You just showed up.

0:00:46 > 0:00:49Two, a home invasion, it isn't technically a party.

0:00:49 > 0:00:50And three...

0:00:53 > 0:00:56Oh, yeah, the tattoos.

0:00:56 > 0:00:59You should've washed that off. You might get into trouble.

0:00:59 > 0:01:00It won't come off.

0:01:00 > 0:01:02Fleur and Eli's have come off.

0:01:04 > 0:01:07You said they only lasted for three hours.

0:01:07 > 0:01:11Oh, yeah. I always gets my hours and days mixed up.

0:01:11 > 0:01:12Three days?!

0:01:13 > 0:01:16We can't have these on for three days.

0:01:16 > 0:01:19It's a major uniform infringement.

0:01:19 > 0:01:21We'll get excluded for sure.

0:01:21 > 0:01:23Ice it, spod-job, it's Friday.

0:01:23 > 0:01:25We've just got to get through today.

0:01:25 > 0:01:30You keep that in there, me and Eli will

0:01:30 > 0:01:33keep our hands in our pockets and no-one has got nowt to worry about.

0:01:33 > 0:01:35See, Owen? We're all fine.

0:01:35 > 0:01:37THEY COUGH

0:01:38 > 0:01:41- SHE SIGHS - Oh.- Oh.

0:01:41 > 0:01:43SHE LAUGHS

0:01:50 > 0:01:53I thought we were broke. How can we give everyone tablets?

0:01:53 > 0:01:54Because a certain acting head

0:01:54 > 0:01:56managed to source a job lot from abroad.

0:01:56 > 0:01:59They carry a few adverts...

0:01:59 > 0:02:01..and we harvest and sell the students' data, so, really,

0:02:01 > 0:02:02they pay for themselves.

0:02:02 > 0:02:05- It's a racket.- It's not a racket.

0:02:05 > 0:02:07This is going to transform our delivery of education.

0:02:07 > 0:02:10- And make you look good?- And...

0:02:14 > 0:02:16Battle of the bands.

0:02:16 > 0:02:18I'd love to see people whacking each other with guitars.

0:02:18 > 0:02:21It's not a fight, it's a competition.

0:02:21 > 0:02:23Like a dog show, but for bands.

0:02:25 > 0:02:28Could we win some dog biscuits?

0:02:28 > 0:02:31Let's form a band.

0:02:31 > 0:02:35The first round's tonight, Darnesh. That doesn't give us a lot of time.

0:02:35 > 0:02:38And there ain't no way I'm entering anyways.

0:02:38 > 0:02:41Can you imagine the kind of hopeless wannabes they get?

0:02:41 > 0:02:45Oh, no, don't tell me YOU'RE entering battle of the bands.

0:02:45 > 0:02:48How will I win against a screeching clump of swamp pixies?

0:02:48 > 0:02:52- Ah, what did I tell you? - Mm-hm.- Wannabes.

0:02:52 > 0:02:54Shut your voice hole, Spamber. We're, like, totes amazoid.

0:02:54 > 0:02:56I've got a whatev' attitude and my lyrics are, like,

0:02:56 > 0:02:58completely shut up.

0:02:58 > 0:03:00SHE EXHALES SHARPLY That does sound good.

0:03:00 > 0:03:03It's almost worth entering just to beat you.

0:03:03 > 0:03:05Go on, dare you.

0:03:05 > 0:03:07You ain't got the talent to play music on a thing.

0:03:07 > 0:03:10Oh, ain't we? We'll see, shall we?

0:03:10 > 0:03:12Amber, no.

0:03:12 > 0:03:13Ah!

0:03:13 > 0:03:15PHONE CHIMES

0:03:15 > 0:03:18There. We're in.

0:03:18 > 0:03:19You still competing for a beating?

0:03:19 > 0:03:22As if. That's us there.

0:03:25 > 0:03:28See you later, loser cruisers.

0:03:32 > 0:03:33I can't keep this here all day.

0:03:33 > 0:03:35She's right, we are all doomed.

0:03:35 > 0:03:36If any one of us is caught,

0:03:36 > 0:03:39they're bound to notice the rest of us acting suspiciously.

0:03:42 > 0:03:46HE CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY

0:03:46 > 0:03:47Like that, you mean.

0:03:50 > 0:03:53Morning, Evan. Ah!

0:03:53 > 0:03:54Are you OK?

0:03:54 > 0:03:57- I'm fine.- Oh. I'm so sorry.

0:03:57 > 0:04:00I didn't know where else to put these.

0:04:00 > 0:04:03- No, no, no.- Oh, thank you. - Are you...?

0:04:03 > 0:04:05Are you moving in?

0:04:05 > 0:04:09My car's kaput and I've just been thrown out my flat this morning.

0:04:09 > 0:04:10If I don't find somewhere today

0:04:10 > 0:04:13I'll have to move back in with my mum and dad.

0:04:13 > 0:04:15Can you think of anything more tragic?

0:04:15 > 0:04:17Erm, I live with my mum and dad.

0:04:17 > 0:04:19Of course you do! I just meant...for me.

0:04:19 > 0:04:21For me it would be bad because...

0:04:21 > 0:04:23Because I... Well...

0:04:23 > 0:04:24Ah!

0:04:30 > 0:04:32This is not a storage room, Mr Boyd.

0:04:32 > 0:04:34Find somewhere more appropriate for your junk.

0:04:34 > 0:04:38Sorry, Crispin, it's my junk.

0:04:39 > 0:04:41Oh. Oh, your...

0:04:41 > 0:04:42Well...

0:04:42 > 0:04:45I hope I haven't broken anything.

0:04:45 > 0:04:46Silly me.

0:04:46 > 0:04:48Are you in some sort of trouble?

0:04:48 > 0:04:50No, I'm fine. It's just...

0:04:50 > 0:04:51She's lost her flat.

0:04:53 > 0:04:55Oh. That's terrible.

0:05:01 > 0:05:03I was homeless for a while.

0:05:03 > 0:05:07Fortunately, Dexter, another teacher here, took me in.

0:05:07 > 0:05:09Oh, well, no such luck for me, I'm afraid.

0:05:12 > 0:05:14# Maddie is homeless I'm far from upset

0:05:14 > 0:05:17# She'll need somewhere to chill and rest her head

0:05:17 > 0:05:18# A place to call home

0:05:18 > 0:05:19# But here's the big thing

0:05:19 > 0:05:22# I don't mind taking her under my wing

0:05:22 > 0:05:23# She could be my lodger

0:05:23 > 0:05:24# I'll grant her a key

0:05:24 > 0:05:26# Then I'll be a hero

0:05:26 > 0:05:27# How happy she'll be

0:05:27 > 0:05:28# If I provide shelter

0:05:28 > 0:05:29# A port in a storm

0:05:29 > 0:05:32# She'll be all wrapped up, cosy and warm

0:05:32 > 0:05:33# Me and Maddie

0:05:33 > 0:05:35# Opportunities are endless

0:05:35 > 0:05:37# Laughing at my jokes

0:05:37 > 0:05:39# No stress Just bliss

0:05:39 > 0:05:40# And who knows, maybe...

0:05:40 > 0:05:41# Don't go there

0:05:41 > 0:05:43# But us two together are a right pair

0:05:43 > 0:05:45# I'll be a saviour

0:05:45 > 0:05:47# And this is the hero song

0:05:47 > 0:05:49# When things go wrong

0:05:49 > 0:05:51# I'll her port in the storm

0:05:51 > 0:05:52# Under pressure

0:05:52 > 0:05:53# A storm is brewing

0:05:53 > 0:05:55# Need to get back on my feet

0:05:55 > 0:05:56# Keep moving

0:05:56 > 0:05:58# Act like a normal person

0:05:58 > 0:06:00# My parents are so concerned for me

0:06:00 > 0:06:03# Since I came out of the army

0:06:03 > 0:06:05# They think I can't take care of me

0:06:05 > 0:06:07# But I survive with scraps to eat

0:06:07 > 0:06:10# Yet I can't get a flat to rent

0:06:10 > 0:06:12# Maybe I should make an offer to move her in

0:06:12 > 0:06:14# But I can feel my heart trembling

0:06:14 > 0:06:16# With fear of rejection

0:06:16 > 0:06:18# I could get tongue-tied and mess up the question

0:06:18 > 0:06:20# Er, do you want, like, moving in here?

0:06:20 > 0:06:23# That would be embarrassing in front of the rabble

0:06:23 > 0:06:25# No, I'd rather not get myself in trouble

0:06:25 > 0:06:27# I'll write a note to show I'm hospitable

0:06:27 > 0:06:30# Sign it CB and put it in her pigeonhole. #

0:06:31 > 0:06:33Leaving a love letter, Crispin?

0:06:33 > 0:06:35Don't you have somewhere sweaty to be?

0:06:35 > 0:06:37Nah, some kid cracked their head on a pommel horse

0:06:37 > 0:06:38so I nipped back for a snack.

0:06:38 > 0:06:40You do realise that injury supervision is part

0:06:40 > 0:06:42of your responsibility, don't you, Graham?

0:06:42 > 0:06:46HE LAUGHS Yeah, right.

0:06:46 > 0:06:48Perhaps you should drive the student to a hospital

0:06:48 > 0:06:51before you end up on a disciplinary.

0:06:51 > 0:06:53Of course, yes, the hospital. That...

0:06:53 > 0:06:55I was just coming back to get my keys.

0:06:55 > 0:06:58Perhaps you could also pass on Ms Harper's I-tablet

0:06:58 > 0:06:59as you hurry back to the gym.

0:07:02 > 0:07:05But I'm coaching a five-a-side lot.

0:07:10 > 0:07:11Right, sorted.

0:07:14 > 0:07:17Well, there must be something in here that will take off a tattoo.

0:07:17 > 0:07:19What about this?

0:07:19 > 0:07:22No-one's putting toilet cleaner on my face.

0:07:22 > 0:07:23Oi.

0:07:23 > 0:07:25What are you lot doing in here?

0:07:27 > 0:07:30OK, I get it, unwanted tattoo, I've been there.

0:07:30 > 0:07:32Leave this to me.

0:07:35 > 0:07:36Can't I pick it up after school?

0:07:40 > 0:07:42OK, I'll...

0:07:42 > 0:07:45I'll get a taxi and come straight over.

0:07:45 > 0:07:47Ah, Maddie. I...

0:07:47 > 0:07:49..put something in your pigeonhole.

0:07:49 > 0:07:51Oh... Yes...

0:07:51 > 0:07:53Thanks, I got it.

0:07:54 > 0:07:56And what do you think?

0:07:56 > 0:07:58Uh, well...

0:07:58 > 0:08:03..will there be room for my files, my photos and music?

0:08:03 > 0:08:07- Oh, don't worry, there's plenty of room for all your stuff.- Right.

0:08:07 > 0:08:08Well...

0:08:10 > 0:08:12..I guess it's probably going to work out just fine then.

0:08:12 > 0:08:14Fantastic.

0:08:14 > 0:08:17Well, why don't we rendezvous at the end of the day

0:08:17 > 0:08:18and I'll get you set up.

0:08:18 > 0:08:22Um... Yeah. OK.

0:08:22 > 0:08:23Thanks, Crispin.

0:08:25 > 0:08:26Oh.

0:08:34 > 0:08:36We can borrow some instruments from the music department.

0:08:36 > 0:08:39- Instruments we don't know how to play, you mean?- Relax.

0:08:39 > 0:08:41We just need a beat.

0:08:41 > 0:08:43I'll do some bars, CJ's the hype man...

0:08:43 > 0:08:44And I'll be the dancer.

0:08:45 > 0:08:47Can I wear a cape?

0:08:47 > 0:08:49Of course not, it'll look stupid.

0:08:49 > 0:08:50Stupidly brilliant.

0:08:50 > 0:08:52Look, this ain't the X Factor.

0:08:52 > 0:08:56We don't have to be amazing, we just have to beat Ingrid

0:08:56 > 0:08:58and her stupid little teenyboppers.

0:08:59 > 0:09:03ROCK BAND PLAYING

0:09:12 > 0:09:15SHE SINGS

0:09:36 > 0:09:37They're well good.

0:09:37 > 0:09:39What are we going to do?

0:09:39 > 0:09:40We could chicken out.

0:09:40 > 0:09:43We ain't chickening out.

0:09:43 > 0:09:46Yeah, Darnesh, we've got no song, no talent and no instruments,

0:09:46 > 0:09:49obviously we're going to go through with this.

0:09:49 > 0:09:50CJ.

0:09:51 > 0:09:54- What?- We need music.- I've got music.

0:09:54 > 0:09:59SMOOTH RAP MUSIC PLAYS

0:09:59 > 0:10:02- Wow, this is really good. - Yeah, this is great.

0:10:04 > 0:10:06I found it behind the radiator in the flat.

0:10:06 > 0:10:09Natty C? Who's that?

0:10:10 > 0:10:12Oh, this is Nero's cousin.

0:10:12 > 0:10:14He used to live there before you.

0:10:14 > 0:10:18He never made it as a rapper. He ended up as a schoolteacher.

0:10:18 > 0:10:21That is the saddest thing that I've ever heard.

0:10:22 > 0:10:24Which means no-one will have heard it.

0:10:24 > 0:10:26We could pass it off as ours.

0:10:26 > 0:10:30Yeah, but we need an instrumental version to rap along to.

0:10:31 > 0:10:34We'll get Mr Boyd to do it. He's well into music.

0:10:34 > 0:10:36And how are we going to do that?

0:10:36 > 0:10:38What are you four doing out of class?

0:10:38 > 0:10:40See me later in detention.

0:10:42 > 0:10:44Job done.

0:10:47 > 0:10:50And there we go. Totally fixed.

0:10:50 > 0:10:52That's such a relief. You've no idea.

0:10:52 > 0:10:54It's OK. I've seen people do it on the telly.

0:10:54 > 0:10:55It's easier than you'd think.

0:10:55 > 0:10:58They make TV shows about washing off transfers?

0:10:58 > 0:11:01No, fixing tattoos.

0:11:01 > 0:11:03No more skull and crossbones.

0:11:04 > 0:11:06SHE GASPS

0:11:06 > 0:11:09# What's worse than a skull and crossbones on your face?

0:11:09 > 0:11:11# A massive skull moth

0:11:11 > 0:11:13# That leaves a foul taste in my mouth

0:11:13 > 0:11:14# I hate moths

0:11:14 > 0:11:17# They flap round with no spatial awareness

0:11:17 > 0:11:19# Now there's one on my face

0:11:19 > 0:11:22# I'm going to get expelled for being so careless

0:11:22 > 0:11:26# This evil looking thing's going to mess up my life

0:11:26 > 0:11:29# Uniform code's a shirt, a skirt, a tie

0:11:29 > 0:11:31# Not a dirty big moth

0:11:31 > 0:11:33# That's impossible to hide

0:11:33 > 0:11:35# I'll get away with it on a whim

0:11:35 > 0:11:36# Who am I kidding?

0:11:36 > 0:11:38# My future's in the bin

0:11:38 > 0:11:41# It's like this whole year my luck's running thin

0:11:41 > 0:11:45# It really feels like the walls are closing in

0:11:46 > 0:11:50# Walls closing in Walls closing in

0:11:50 > 0:11:53# Walls closing in I feel them closing

0:11:53 > 0:11:56# Walls closing in like a booby trap

0:11:56 > 0:11:59# How will I escape from that?

0:11:59 > 0:12:00# School is very clear

0:12:00 > 0:12:02# Rules are for order

0:12:02 > 0:12:05# Or else we'd have chaos, riots and raucous

0:12:05 > 0:12:09# Inside these walls we obey the code

0:12:09 > 0:12:12# The law of the school, what the teacher says goes

0:12:12 > 0:12:14# I want to be good

0:12:14 > 0:12:15# I've tried to behave

0:12:15 > 0:12:18# But it always goes wrong when I step in this place

0:12:18 > 0:12:22# I'm stuck, there's no way out No way to break through

0:12:22 > 0:12:25# The booby trap gets worse, it all leads to doom

0:12:25 > 0:12:29# Walls closing in Walls closing in

0:12:29 > 0:12:32# Walls closing in I feel them closing

0:12:32 > 0:12:35# Walls closing in like a booby trap

0:12:35 > 0:12:38# Time that I escape from that. #

0:12:42 > 0:12:44Where are you going?

0:12:50 > 0:12:51- Oh!- That's not good.

0:12:51 > 0:12:53I've got a skull moth on my face.

0:12:54 > 0:12:56What would you suggest?

0:12:56 > 0:12:58Well, truancy is never the answer.

0:12:58 > 0:13:01You can't just run away at the first sign of trouble.

0:13:01 > 0:13:04- Nunn's coming. - Oh, run away, run away.

0:13:07 > 0:13:08Oi, you lot!

0:13:08 > 0:13:10Oh, forget it.

0:13:10 > 0:13:12KNOCK ON DOOR

0:13:12 > 0:13:14Can I have a quick word?

0:13:16 > 0:13:18I've been working on my lesson plan for hours.

0:13:18 > 0:13:21But I think the spellchecker has translated it into Korean.

0:13:21 > 0:13:23- HE SIGHS - There may be the occasional

0:13:23 > 0:13:26unwanted translation or unscheduled reboot,

0:13:26 > 0:13:29but these tablets really were a very good deal.

0:13:29 > 0:13:33- Plus, I can see where every student is at any time.- Ah.

0:13:33 > 0:13:35And at the moment...

0:13:35 > 0:13:37- TABLET BEEPS RAPIDLY - ..five of them are playing truant.

0:13:37 > 0:13:39See?

0:13:39 > 0:13:42They'll get quite the surprise when I catch them.

0:13:47 > 0:13:49- TABLET:- Files deleting.

0:13:49 > 0:13:50No, no, no, no! No, no, no, no!

0:13:52 > 0:13:53Ah!

0:13:53 > 0:13:54File deleted.

0:13:56 > 0:13:57Thank you.

0:14:00 > 0:14:03There you go. Everything's better with chips.

0:14:03 > 0:14:05How about getting expelled?

0:14:05 > 0:14:07Well, you might need some mushy peas then.

0:14:07 > 0:14:08What am I going to do?

0:14:08 > 0:14:11It's like every day it seems to get worse.

0:14:11 > 0:14:12You could put a bag over your head.

0:14:12 > 0:14:16You know, before I met you lot, putting a bag over my head

0:14:16 > 0:14:18never seemed to be a solution to any of my problems.

0:14:19 > 0:14:20See you later.

0:14:22 > 0:14:24Ah... What are you lot doing out here?

0:14:25 > 0:14:27Hey!

0:14:27 > 0:14:30- Scarper!- Oi, Eleesh, leave it!

0:14:42 > 0:14:46TABLET BEEPS RAPIDLY

0:14:52 > 0:14:54At least I've got one of you.

0:14:57 > 0:14:59- Gotcha!- Ah!

0:15:01 > 0:15:03Oh, I'm so sorry. I...

0:15:03 > 0:15:05It's just my training.

0:15:05 > 0:15:06I didn't think it was...

0:15:06 > 0:15:08No, no, no, no. It's my fault.

0:15:10 > 0:15:12I thought I was jumping out on a student.

0:15:13 > 0:15:15Oh.

0:15:15 > 0:15:18Right, well, that's one decision made. You are not bunking off.

0:15:18 > 0:15:20Yeah, I'll get you a bag.

0:15:20 > 0:15:23I'm not wearing a bag. I'll just hide behind the book.

0:15:23 > 0:15:25Yeah, just one problem with that.

0:15:27 > 0:15:29HE BLOWS WHISTLE

0:15:29 > 0:15:32Right, my favourite lesson of the year.

0:15:32 > 0:15:35Boys versus girls hockey.

0:15:35 > 0:15:39Boys, say goodbye to your shins.

0:15:39 > 0:15:40I'm so looking forward to this.

0:15:40 > 0:15:42Right, get on with it.

0:15:42 > 0:15:45HE BLOWS WHISTLE

0:15:47 > 0:15:51HE BLOWS WHISTLE Spread out!

0:15:57 > 0:15:58HE BLOWS WHISTLE

0:15:58 > 0:16:01You're supposed to actually score a goal before you celebrate it.

0:16:01 > 0:16:02Come here.

0:16:08 > 0:16:09Ah, my chin!

0:16:09 > 0:16:11Grant, what are you doing, you numpty?

0:16:11 > 0:16:14Keep back, sir. Just give them some air.

0:16:14 > 0:16:17Oh! Oh, this is bad.

0:16:17 > 0:16:20She needs to sit out for the rest of the match with an ice pack on this.

0:16:20 > 0:16:21Oh, no, no.

0:16:21 > 0:16:23Adequate care of injuries is my responsibility.

0:16:23 > 0:16:25I'll have to take her to the hospital.

0:16:25 > 0:16:27What? No, no. I'll just...

0:16:27 > 0:16:29I'm not getting a disciplinary cos of your face, Morgan.

0:16:29 > 0:16:31- On your feet. - Sir, I can handle this.

0:16:31 > 0:16:33Good, then you're coming too.

0:16:35 > 0:16:38BELL RINGS

0:16:41 > 0:16:44Hi, Mum. I can't find anywhere at short notice.

0:16:44 > 0:16:47I just wondered if I could stay at yours for a few days.

0:16:49 > 0:16:51Uh, hang on. I'll call you back.

0:16:53 > 0:16:54Where's my stuff?

0:16:57 > 0:16:59Oh, no. Ladies' things.

0:16:59 > 0:17:01What are you doing?

0:17:01 > 0:17:04If you wanted me to move it, you could have just asked.

0:17:04 > 0:17:07I thought we'd agreed that I'd get you set up.

0:17:07 > 0:17:08You know, in the flat.

0:17:10 > 0:17:13You've got me somewhere to live?

0:17:13 > 0:17:16Well, yes. We discussed it earlier. I...

0:17:16 > 0:17:18..put something in your pigeonhole.

0:17:18 > 0:17:22Oh, wow. Really? I'm so sorry.

0:17:22 > 0:17:24I thought you were talking about the tablet.

0:17:24 > 0:17:27Thanks, Crispin. You're a life-saver.

0:17:29 > 0:17:31- Well, jump in.- Thanks.

0:17:34 > 0:17:38Oh. That fell out as well. I don't know what it is.

0:17:38 > 0:17:42OK, so today we're going to be talking about what makes us angry.

0:17:42 > 0:17:43When I throw you the ball, just say

0:17:43 > 0:17:46- the first thing that just pops...- Music!

0:17:46 > 0:17:49I think I could talk about my disruptive tendencies

0:17:49 > 0:17:53much better through the gift of music.

0:17:53 > 0:17:55- Yeah, yeah.- That's a really good idea.

0:17:55 > 0:17:56Hmm.

0:17:59 > 0:18:03BEAT PLAYS

0:18:04 > 0:18:08I think put the bass a little bit higher.

0:18:08 > 0:18:10That's amazing, sir.

0:18:10 > 0:18:13I really think you're getting through to us.

0:18:13 > 0:18:18I can feel my disruptive tendencies just floating away.

0:18:19 > 0:18:21This is great. I am so glad we did this.

0:18:21 > 0:18:23And as you've recorded it for us, sir,

0:18:23 > 0:18:25we can listen to it for homework.

0:18:26 > 0:18:27Well, I guess.

0:18:28 > 0:18:31- It's all on here. - Brilliant. Thanks, sir.

0:18:45 > 0:18:47It's not bad at all.

0:18:50 > 0:18:52My own flat.

0:18:52 > 0:18:54Maybe you can come round later when I've unpacked.

0:18:54 > 0:18:57DOOR OPENS OK. Yeah, bye.

0:18:59 > 0:19:02- I think that's the last of it. - Oh, fantastic.

0:19:02 > 0:19:04You don't know how much this means.

0:19:04 > 0:19:07I'm just happy to help.

0:19:07 > 0:19:11HE PANTS Um...don't you need to...?

0:19:11 > 0:19:12Need to what?

0:19:12 > 0:19:14Oh, how about a cup of tea?

0:19:14 > 0:19:17Uh, sure. Yeah, I'll pop the kettle on.

0:19:29 > 0:19:31Dr Mackay to ward seven.

0:19:32 > 0:19:34Right, that's it, I'm getting crisps.

0:19:36 > 0:19:39Now's our chance, we could make a break for it.

0:19:39 > 0:19:41That won't work. We'll just get busted on Monday.

0:19:43 > 0:19:47What if you leg it and we tell Nunn that the doctor took you?

0:19:47 > 0:19:50You could come back with all bandages on your face.

0:19:50 > 0:19:52You know, that might work.

0:19:52 > 0:19:55Yeah, one tiny flaw with that plan,

0:19:55 > 0:19:56we haven't got any bandages.

0:19:56 > 0:19:59Ah, leave that to me. Come on.

0:19:59 > 0:20:02Now we're burgling a hospital, great.

0:20:02 > 0:20:07The thing is, the guy who set me up with the flat,

0:20:07 > 0:20:09he's still here.

0:20:09 > 0:20:11Yeah... He doesn't seem to want to go.

0:20:14 > 0:20:17Maybe come round mine tomorrow instead.

0:20:17 > 0:20:19It's getting late now.

0:20:19 > 0:20:22Really, really late.

0:20:26 > 0:20:28- Anyone interesting?- Just my mum.- Ah.

0:20:29 > 0:20:31Well, I guess I better start unpacking.

0:20:31 > 0:20:32Oh, leave all that for now.

0:20:32 > 0:20:34You must be starving.

0:20:34 > 0:20:36- Let me knock you up an omelette.- What?

0:20:36 > 0:20:38No, no, don't... Don't go to any trouble.

0:20:38 > 0:20:41No trouble at all. You just make yourself at home.

0:20:42 > 0:20:44Go, go, go.

0:20:44 > 0:20:48Right. Eggs, eggs, eggs, eggs.

0:20:48 > 0:20:51# Whip them up all nice and fluffy. #

0:20:54 > 0:20:58# Ooh-ooh-ooh Ooh-ooh-ooh

0:20:58 > 0:21:00# Ooh-ooh-ooh. #

0:21:00 > 0:21:04We've got this down. We're going to own this competition.

0:21:04 > 0:21:05You know what?

0:21:05 > 0:21:08For once, I think something actually might work out.

0:21:10 > 0:21:15Oh, my cheese. You actually turned up.

0:21:15 > 0:21:17You must love being made to look like a total thing

0:21:17 > 0:21:19in front of a huge crowd of everyone.

0:21:19 > 0:21:21Whatever, Ingrid.

0:21:21 > 0:21:24Suck it up. We're going to wipe the floor with your stupid band.

0:21:24 > 0:21:27Yeah? Well, I'm going to wipe my face with your whatever.

0:21:27 > 0:21:28Slurp THAT up.

0:21:28 > 0:21:30Whatever, loser.

0:21:30 > 0:21:32- Yeah, loser.- Loser.

0:21:32 > 0:21:34Erm, guys. Guys!

0:21:34 > 0:21:36We might have a slight problem.

0:21:36 > 0:21:38"Judged by Natty C."

0:21:38 > 0:21:40He's one of the judges?

0:21:40 > 0:21:43Well, we can't do the song. He's going to know we ripped it off.

0:21:43 > 0:21:45What are we going to do?

0:21:45 > 0:21:47Chill, people.

0:21:47 > 0:21:51I've been spitting some sweet rhymes and banging tunes back at my crib.

0:21:52 > 0:21:53I got this.

0:21:56 > 0:21:59MUSIC PLAYS

0:22:01 > 0:22:03# We got entry but hard up on time

0:22:03 > 0:22:06# Give us a beat, we'll knock 'em down with a rhyme

0:22:06 > 0:22:08# My keyboard skills are a little bit of bass

0:22:08 > 0:22:10# We'll smash this competition, blast Ingrid to space

0:22:10 > 0:22:12# Yeah, we can do this freestyle on the tune

0:22:12 > 0:22:13# Harmonies from Violet

0:22:13 > 0:22:14# We'll launch to the moon

0:22:14 > 0:22:16# We've got CJ as a hype man too

0:22:16 > 0:22:19# I guess you could say that there's nothing to lose.

0:22:19 > 0:22:21# We have liftoff Space jam

0:22:21 > 0:22:24# Like how this is sounding Space jam

0:22:24 > 0:22:26# Get this party bouncing Space jam

0:22:26 > 0:22:28# Improv is the sound of it Space jam

0:22:28 > 0:22:30# We have liftoff Space jam

0:22:30 > 0:22:32# I like how this is sounding Space jam

0:22:32 > 0:22:35# We'll get this party bouncing Space jam

0:22:35 > 0:22:37# Our win will be resounding Space jam

0:22:37 > 0:22:38# We've got this locked

0:22:38 > 0:22:39# Ingrid can't bother this

0:22:39 > 0:22:40# Strap her in a shuttle

0:22:40 > 0:22:41# Shaped like an omelette

0:22:41 > 0:22:42# Blast her to space

0:22:42 > 0:22:43# She'll stay hovering

0:22:43 > 0:22:45# Look down at us with great astonishment

0:22:45 > 0:22:46# Watch me spitting bars

0:22:46 > 0:22:48# We'll get this party kicked off

0:22:48 > 0:22:50# Accelerate to Mars

0:22:50 > 0:22:51# We're hyper-galactic

0:22:51 > 0:22:52# Mega fantastic

0:22:52 > 0:22:53# Supercalifragi

0:22:53 > 0:22:54# All of that

0:22:54 > 0:22:55# In the space-time continuum

0:22:55 > 0:22:59# We continue our legacy of being the best that we'll ever be

0:22:59 > 0:23:01# Funky robots cover every angle

0:23:01 > 0:23:03# Blast competition into a black hole

0:23:03 > 0:23:04# We're the rapping androids

0:23:04 > 0:23:05# Humanoids

0:23:05 > 0:23:07# We've got the skills to fill the void

0:23:07 > 0:23:09# Space jam for all the girls and boys

0:23:09 > 0:23:11# Put your hands in the air

0:23:11 > 0:23:12# Make some noise

0:23:12 > 0:23:14# We have liftoff Space jam

0:23:14 > 0:23:16# Like how this is sounding Space jam

0:23:16 > 0:23:18# Get this party bouncing Space jam

0:23:18 > 0:23:21# Improv is the sound of it Space jam

0:23:21 > 0:23:23# We have liftoff Space jam

0:23:23 > 0:23:25# I like how this is sounding Space jam

0:23:25 > 0:23:27# Get this party bouncing Space jam

0:23:27 > 0:23:29# Our win will be resounding Space jam. #

0:23:30 > 0:23:34HE PLAYS ONE NOTE # Spacey jam

0:23:34 > 0:23:36# We've got some robot ham

0:23:38 > 0:23:40# Spacey jam

0:23:40 > 0:23:43# Something, something

0:23:43 > 0:23:45# In a pram. #

0:23:52 > 0:23:54We're so dead.

0:23:55 > 0:23:59Unbelievable. Not a single bandage to steal in this entire hospital.

0:23:59 > 0:24:02What is the NHS coming to?

0:24:02 > 0:24:04Maybe you should put in a complaint.

0:24:04 > 0:24:06That is a great idea. I need a pen.

0:24:06 > 0:24:09What are you doing here? This area's out of bounds.

0:24:09 > 0:24:12Uh... Sorry. I think we've just gotten lost.

0:24:12 > 0:24:14Who's we?

0:24:19 > 0:24:22- That was close. - I'll close the blind.

0:24:22 > 0:24:25- Will you lookie here. - I don't think she saw us.

0:24:26 > 0:24:28I think we've found what we're looking for.

0:24:29 > 0:24:34ROCK MUSIC PLAYS

0:24:39 > 0:24:42CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:24:45 > 0:24:48OK, we can do this. I know we can do this.

0:24:48 > 0:24:49Are you sure?

0:24:49 > 0:24:51Are you sure we can do this?

0:24:51 > 0:24:56We've come this far, we ain't going to give up. This is our moment.

0:24:56 > 0:24:57You with me?

0:25:09 > 0:25:14That was the unnecessarily abrasive Oojah.

0:25:14 > 0:25:18And now, put your hands together for our next act,

0:25:18 > 0:25:20from Elmsmere School, it's...

0:25:22 > 0:25:25- We're splitting up the band! - I hear you, sister!

0:25:27 > 0:25:31Right. Well...look at the time.

0:25:37 > 0:25:39I suppose I ought to go to bed then.

0:25:41 > 0:25:43I suppose. Busy day tomorrow.

0:25:43 > 0:25:44Yes.

0:25:49 > 0:25:52Right, well, I'll do these dishes.

0:25:56 > 0:25:59DISHES CLATTER

0:25:59 > 0:26:01WATER RUNS

0:26:03 > 0:26:06Just thought I'd say goodnight. Time to get my head down too.

0:26:06 > 0:26:09Brilliant. I mean, great.

0:26:09 > 0:26:12I mean, thanks for everything you've done.

0:26:14 > 0:26:16This is going to work out great.

0:26:16 > 0:26:19Do you know what? I really think it is.

0:26:19 > 0:26:21- Goodnight, Maddie.- Night.

0:26:27 > 0:26:30DOOR CLOSES, SHE SIGHS

0:26:33 > 0:26:35HE CLEARS THROAT

0:26:35 > 0:26:38Oh, have they finished with her yet?

0:26:38 > 0:26:40I'm afraid it was worse than we...we thought.

0:26:42 > 0:26:47Wow. Well, as long as my backside's covered, that's all I care about.

0:26:48 > 0:26:50If I never see the inside of this hospital

0:26:50 > 0:26:53or any of you lot ever again, it'll be a happy day.

0:26:54 > 0:26:56Right, just might make the second half.

0:27:00 > 0:27:03I can't believe we actually got away with that.

0:27:03 > 0:27:05MUFFLED: Whoa!

0:27:09 > 0:27:10What?

0:27:13 > 0:27:15SHE SIGHS

0:27:28 > 0:27:32SHE GASPS, HE SCREAMS

0:27:34 > 0:27:37Like I said, it's just my training.

0:27:41 > 0:27:43Oh, you've just got a little...

0:27:48 > 0:27:49Detention.

0:27:52 > 0:27:53# Can't live with 'em

0:27:53 > 0:27:54# And you can't kick 'em out

0:27:54 > 0:27:56# When they're up they rub it in your face

0:27:56 > 0:27:57# Kick you when you're down

0:27:57 > 0:27:59# But what no-one understands them

0:27:59 > 0:28:00# You know what they're on about

0:28:00 > 0:28:01# Always gonna be around

0:28:01 > 0:28:02# Gotta find a common ground

0:28:02 > 0:28:06# If you know so much about me

0:28:06 > 0:28:07# Where do I go from here?

0:28:07 > 0:28:08# If you see 'em every day

0:28:08 > 0:28:09# You can never get away

0:28:09 > 0:28:12# Only time that you're the boss? 4 o'clock. #