0:00:06 > 0:00:09# Where do you go when you know nobody can understand you?
0:00:09 > 0:00:12# When it's just too much to handle?
0:00:12 > 0:00:15# What do you do when you end up somewhere you never planned to?
0:00:15 > 0:00:17# Washed out, stressed out like it was shampoo
0:00:17 > 0:00:20# You should stay It can change
0:00:20 > 0:00:23# There's good days and bad days
0:00:23 > 0:00:26# But one day down the line this time is sure to stop
0:00:26 > 0:00:28# So the only time is now 4 O'Clock
0:00:28 > 0:00:29# 4 O'Clock, 4 O'Clock, 4 O'Clock. #
0:00:35 > 0:00:38- Morning, pal.- Morning, bestie.
0:00:38 > 0:00:41Ooh! Would that happen to be your amazing science essay?
0:00:41 > 0:00:43Yeah, it is.
0:00:43 > 0:00:44- Hooray.- Yay.
0:00:44 > 0:00:46- And you're not copying it. - Oh.- What?
0:00:46 > 0:00:50Sorry, but you've already got me two detentions this week.
0:00:50 > 0:00:53My mum's going to kill me if I get another one.
0:00:53 > 0:00:54Yeah.
0:00:54 > 0:00:56Leave her alone.
0:00:56 > 0:00:58Could I copy it instead, though?
0:01:00 > 0:01:02Why doesn't anyone ask to copy my science essay?
0:01:02 > 0:01:05It's original, it's beautifully written and it contains
0:01:05 > 0:01:09an extremely compelling description of the concept of relativity.
0:01:09 > 0:01:12Fine. Can I borrow your science essay, spodjob?
0:01:12 > 0:01:15No, but I can assure you that if you did, you'd get an A*.
0:01:17 > 0:01:19SHE SIGHS What are we going to do now?
0:01:19 > 0:01:22Miss Harper is going to throw a proper one.
0:01:22 > 0:01:24Would you like me to help with your homework?
0:01:24 > 0:01:25Really?
0:01:25 > 0:01:28No. Have fun in detention, reprobates.
0:01:29 > 0:01:31Brilliant.
0:01:31 > 0:01:33# Got to find a way out of detention
0:01:33 > 0:01:35- # Not to mention - The attention
0:01:35 > 0:01:36# It's going to take to do the best thing
0:01:36 > 0:01:38- # Or the worst thing - Write a sentence
0:01:38 > 0:01:40- # Do the homework - Oh, yeah
0:01:40 > 0:01:41# Nah That won't work
0:01:41 > 0:01:44- # That's no fun - Use our imagination
0:01:44 > 0:01:47# I did the homework, miss But my pet parrot ate my bag
0:01:47 > 0:01:48# When it was packed
0:01:48 > 0:01:49# Tried to beg him to cough it up
0:01:49 > 0:01:52# He repeated the same thing back Drove me mad
0:01:52 > 0:01:54# Or you could have just done the work
0:01:54 > 0:01:57# You were supposed to do in the first place
0:01:57 > 0:01:59# Cheaters don't come first place
0:01:59 > 0:02:02# Sounds like hard work
0:02:02 > 0:02:05# We don't wanna do no hard work
0:02:05 > 0:02:09# Writing essays is hard work
0:02:09 > 0:02:12# We don't wanna do no hard work
0:02:12 > 0:02:14# Hard work
0:02:14 > 0:02:16# Oh, I'm not getting involved
0:02:16 > 0:02:20# Won't be a naughty kid any more
0:02:20 > 0:02:23# If I wanna be a doctor or a pilot
0:02:23 > 0:02:27# Architect or a software designer
0:02:27 > 0:02:30# I gotta step my grades up Get the highest
0:02:30 > 0:02:32# No more ducking and diving
0:02:32 > 0:02:35# No more flunking and skiving
0:02:35 > 0:02:41# No more The rules I'm abiding by
0:02:41 > 0:02:44# If everyone had done the work weeks before
0:02:44 > 0:02:48# Then it wouldn't feel so much like a chore
0:02:48 > 0:02:50# We don't defend cheaters
0:02:50 > 0:02:51# They'll never win
0:02:51 > 0:02:54# Hard work always pays off in the end
0:02:54 > 0:02:57# And it sounds just like hard work
0:02:57 > 0:03:01# We ain't gonna do no hard work
0:03:01 > 0:03:04# If we borrow someone's homework
0:03:04 > 0:03:08# Let somebody else do the hard work
0:03:08 > 0:03:10# Hard work. #
0:03:17 > 0:03:19Woo-ooo-ooo!
0:03:19 > 0:03:21What are you doing?
0:03:21 > 0:03:22Isn't it obvious?
0:03:24 > 0:03:25I'm being a mummy.
0:03:25 > 0:03:27Apparently, they've got one at the museum
0:03:27 > 0:03:31and Darnesh has got a bit overexcited. Bless!
0:03:32 > 0:03:35An actual real-life mummy.
0:03:35 > 0:03:37Do you think they talk like they do in the movies?
0:03:37 > 0:03:38Nah.
0:03:38 > 0:03:40But they'll probably strangle you.
0:03:40 > 0:03:42Everyone knows mummies are cursed.
0:03:42 > 0:03:46Oh, my word, Amber, do you actually believe that?
0:03:46 > 0:03:48No. Duh! It's a joke.
0:03:48 > 0:03:51Yeah, right. You're such a baby.
0:03:51 > 0:03:53You're probably going to go crying to your mummy later
0:03:53 > 0:03:54cos of the mummy.
0:03:55 > 0:03:57Get it? Lol!
0:03:58 > 0:04:00She is such an idiot.
0:04:00 > 0:04:02I know, right?
0:04:03 > 0:04:06Woo-ooo-ooo!
0:04:06 > 0:04:09Woo-ooo-ooo!
0:04:10 > 0:04:13COMPUTER BEEPS AND HE SIGHS
0:04:13 > 0:04:14KNOCK AT DOOR
0:04:16 > 0:04:18Oh, Maddie. Er, Miss Harper.
0:04:18 > 0:04:21- THEY CHUCKLE - I'm just doing the accounts.
0:04:21 > 0:04:23Heavy is the head that wears the crown.
0:04:23 > 0:04:25Crispin, it's about the museum trip.
0:04:25 > 0:04:28Oh. Yes, thanks for helping.
0:04:28 > 0:04:30Don't think it hasn't been noticed by those up top.
0:04:30 > 0:04:32Is it all right if I bring my son?
0:04:33 > 0:04:35Your son?
0:04:35 > 0:04:39I wouldn't normally ask, but Mum was supposed to be baby-sitting him
0:04:39 > 0:04:41and now she's got a fever.
0:04:41 > 0:04:42I'm sure we can step up.
0:04:42 > 0:04:44- How old is the little blighter?- 11.
0:04:46 > 0:04:47Why don't I come as well?
0:04:47 > 0:04:50We can get to know each other a little bit better.
0:04:50 > 0:04:51It's a great idea.
0:04:51 > 0:04:53Er, seeing as you and I live together,
0:04:53 > 0:04:55our sons are practically stepbrothers.
0:04:55 > 0:04:58Don't you have to do the accounts?
0:04:58 > 0:05:01I'm sure the school can cope without me for an afternoon.
0:05:02 > 0:05:05Oh, and, er, Maddie...
0:05:05 > 0:05:08..if you ever need a favour...
0:05:08 > 0:05:11..just ask. I mean, I may be your boss,
0:05:11 > 0:05:13but first and foremost, I'm your friend
0:05:13 > 0:05:15and landlord.
0:05:15 > 0:05:17But mainly your friend.
0:05:17 > 0:05:20Thanks, Crispin, means a lot.
0:05:20 > 0:05:23Oh, and as for the water bill,
0:05:23 > 0:05:26just feel free to make a bank transfer whenever you can.
0:05:32 > 0:05:33Guys, this is wrong.
0:05:33 > 0:05:35What if Polly finds out?
0:05:35 > 0:05:37She ain't going to, is she? Unless you tell her.
0:05:37 > 0:05:38Oh!
0:05:38 > 0:05:40A diary.
0:05:40 > 0:05:41Do you think she fancies me?
0:05:41 > 0:05:44Sorry to break it to you, but no.
0:05:44 > 0:05:46Guys, this is theft.
0:05:46 > 0:05:48I do not want to do my A-levels in prison.
0:05:48 > 0:05:51Here it is. Polly's science essay.
0:05:51 > 0:05:52Now all we've got to do is copy it
0:05:52 > 0:05:54and change all the long words to short ones.
0:05:54 > 0:05:56Polly's science essay. Thanks, guys.
0:05:56 > 0:05:58Hey, you can't do that.
0:05:58 > 0:06:01What, are you going to tell her I nicked it while you were trying
0:06:01 > 0:06:04to nick it, too? Spoiler alert - even you're not that stupid.
0:06:04 > 0:06:06Laters, haters.
0:06:06 > 0:06:07Miss you - pookie.
0:06:14 > 0:06:17So I have to brief Isaac, sign off the accounts,
0:06:17 > 0:06:21take double history and supervise detention.
0:06:21 > 0:06:22Too much too soon?
0:06:22 > 0:06:23No. No, no, no, no.
0:06:23 > 0:06:26Just the challenge I've been waiting for. Don't you worry.
0:06:26 > 0:06:27The school is safe with me.
0:06:32 > 0:06:33I should get a dustpan and brush.
0:06:35 > 0:06:37All sorted.
0:06:37 > 0:06:39Science Museum, here I come.
0:06:39 > 0:06:40Idiots.
0:06:40 > 0:06:42I'd rather go on a trip to the dentist for a root canal
0:06:42 > 0:06:45than be stuck on a bus with that bunch of animals.
0:06:45 > 0:06:46Well, no surprise there.
0:06:46 > 0:06:50Helping out on school trips is a job for our more dedicated staff.
0:06:50 > 0:06:54Which is why that was a joke and I would absolutely love to volunteer.
0:06:55 > 0:06:58Ah, great. Well, I'll see you both in the car park at three o'clock.
0:07:01 > 0:07:04Who's the most dedicated PE teacher at Elmsmere now?
0:07:04 > 0:07:07- It's not a competition. - Tell that to the redundancy panel.
0:07:08 > 0:07:10Mm!
0:07:10 > 0:07:11They're vegan.
0:07:15 > 0:07:19You're going to write Polly another science essay in 10 minutes.
0:07:19 > 0:07:20No good can come of this.
0:07:20 > 0:07:22Can't we just say we lost it or...?
0:07:22 > 0:07:24No, you know what she's like when she gets all grumpy.
0:07:24 > 0:07:27We're just going to have to write a new one from scratch.
0:07:27 > 0:07:30- You know what who's like when she gets all grumpy?- Erm...
0:07:30 > 0:07:32Miss Harper.
0:07:32 > 0:07:35When we don't hand our homework in.
0:07:36 > 0:07:39So we decided, er...
0:07:39 > 0:07:42We're just going to do it.
0:07:42 > 0:07:46Really? All right, well, see you at lunch.
0:07:46 > 0:07:47- Yeah.- Bye.
0:07:48 > 0:07:50Right, guys, we've got five minutes.
0:07:50 > 0:07:52Tell me everything you know about the Big Bang.
0:07:56 > 0:07:57Can't wait for this school trip.
0:07:57 > 0:07:59The only thing I love more than PE is science.
0:07:59 > 0:08:03- Well, that and chilli peanuts. - Crispin.- Ah, Maddie.- Sorry.
0:08:03 > 0:08:06- Am I interrupting something?- Er, no.
0:08:06 > 0:08:07Graham's just leaving.
0:08:07 > 0:08:10Was I? It's fine, I'll stay here.
0:08:10 > 0:08:12- About the school trip.- It's all set.
0:08:12 > 0:08:15I've reserved four seats on the coach so we can play I Spy.
0:08:15 > 0:08:17- I can't make it.- Oh, no! Why not?
0:08:17 > 0:08:21Mum's fever got worse, so I have to take her to the hospital.
0:08:21 > 0:08:22Slacker.
0:08:24 > 0:08:28I'm sorry. Don't worry. We can get to know each other another time.
0:08:29 > 0:08:30If you've still got a job by then.
0:08:32 > 0:08:35Actually, I haven't got anyone to look after Jack, so I was
0:08:35 > 0:08:38wondering if he could go with you.
0:08:38 > 0:08:40You want me to take your son on the school trip?
0:08:40 > 0:08:43Yeah. Unless it's going to be a problem.
0:08:43 > 0:08:44Oh, no, not at all.
0:08:44 > 0:08:46- I'd be delighted.- Thanks, Crispin.
0:08:46 > 0:08:49I really appreciate it.
0:08:49 > 0:08:51Sorry. Mr Bell.
0:08:51 > 0:08:54It's nothing. I am after all...
0:08:54 > 0:08:56..boss second and friend first.
0:08:59 > 0:09:00"Thanks, Crispin."
0:09:05 > 0:09:08Theft, breaking and entering.
0:09:08 > 0:09:10Quite the little crime spree you all have going on.
0:09:10 > 0:09:12Quick, before she gets back from the loos.
0:09:14 > 0:09:17Before who gets back from the loos?
0:09:17 > 0:09:18- Erm...- Mm...
0:09:20 > 0:09:21Hand it over.
0:09:24 > 0:09:26What's this?
0:09:26 > 0:09:27Erm, your science essay.
0:09:27 > 0:09:30"The universe started with the Big Bang.
0:09:30 > 0:09:36"Like when you blow up an empty crisp bag and pop it...but bigger.
0:09:36 > 0:09:39"And then the universe went flying out of it like crisps.
0:09:39 > 0:09:41"But made of planets instead of potato"?!
0:09:41 > 0:09:44Sorry, we, er...lost it.
0:09:44 > 0:09:46But it's cool, cos we've written you a new one.
0:09:46 > 0:09:50It's not cool. It's, like, the worst thing I've ever read.
0:09:50 > 0:09:52What am I going to say to Miss Harper now?
0:09:54 > 0:09:56Thanks, guys. Thanks a lot.
0:09:56 > 0:09:57No problem.
0:10:01 > 0:10:04No, I'm not extending the deadline again.
0:10:04 > 0:10:06Please, Miss, it's not my fault.
0:10:06 > 0:10:08You said that last time.
0:10:08 > 0:10:09It's true.
0:10:09 > 0:10:11My friends...
0:10:11 > 0:10:13Some kids tried to copy it and it got lost and...
0:10:13 > 0:10:15- SHE SIGHS - Never mind.
0:10:15 > 0:10:18- Please, can I just hand it in tomorrow?- No.
0:10:18 > 0:10:20You have to start taking your work more seriously.
0:10:20 > 0:10:23Your grades have been getting worse every week.
0:10:23 > 0:10:27Yeah, well, maybe it would help if I wasn't stuck in this cruddy school.
0:10:27 > 0:10:28What did you say?
0:10:28 > 0:10:31Even you've got to admit Elmsmere's a bit of a dump.
0:10:31 > 0:10:32Detention.
0:10:32 > 0:10:33But, Miss!
0:10:33 > 0:10:35Sorry, lateness I can forgive,
0:10:35 > 0:10:37but not a bad attitude.
0:10:37 > 0:10:39But, Miss, I can't get another detention.
0:10:39 > 0:10:40My mum said that...
0:10:40 > 0:10:42ENGINE STARTS
0:10:45 > 0:10:47Brilliant.
0:10:47 > 0:10:49She said if I get another detention,
0:10:49 > 0:10:51then she's going to ground me for the rest of term.
0:10:51 > 0:10:53- HE SIGHS - Wow.
0:10:53 > 0:10:56Your life's going to be totally ruined.
0:10:56 > 0:10:58You won't be able to go to Chickentastic
0:10:58 > 0:11:01or the end of term party or anything.
0:11:01 > 0:11:03She knows that, you spanner.
0:11:03 > 0:11:06Yeah, try and be a bit more sensitive.
0:11:06 > 0:11:08Can't you just make up another reason why you're late?
0:11:08 > 0:11:09No way.
0:11:09 > 0:11:13- I'm rubbish at lying.- Yeah. You are.
0:11:13 > 0:11:14But we're not.
0:11:16 > 0:11:18An art exhibition?
0:11:18 > 0:11:21Yeah. I told you about it, remember?
0:11:21 > 0:11:23I'm helping out, showing people round.
0:11:23 > 0:11:25Wow.
0:11:25 > 0:11:27Well, I really proud of you, honey.
0:11:27 > 0:11:30Thanks. It's a really big exhibition,
0:11:30 > 0:11:32quite big deal.
0:11:32 > 0:11:35OK, well, I mean, it's a bit late notice, but I think I can make it.
0:11:35 > 0:11:37What?!
0:11:37 > 0:11:40- Er...no, you don't have to come. - Don't be silly.
0:11:40 > 0:11:43I wouldn't miss it for the world if it's that big a deal.
0:11:43 > 0:11:45Look, I know you had a rocky start at Elmsmere,
0:11:45 > 0:11:48but it's great that you're finally finding your feet.
0:11:50 > 0:11:51Bye, love.
0:11:53 > 0:11:55She's coming to the exhibition.
0:11:55 > 0:11:56What exhibition?
0:11:56 > 0:12:00The one we're going to have to put on to stop me from getting grounded.
0:12:02 > 0:12:04Come on, everybody on.
0:12:05 > 0:12:08And no food fights, otherwise I'll lock you all in the boot.
0:12:08 > 0:12:10Oh, hello.
0:12:10 > 0:12:12You must be Jack. Pleased to meet you.
0:12:12 > 0:12:15This is Mr Bell, he'll be looking out for you this afternoon.
0:12:15 > 0:12:19I'm sure we'll get on like a house on fire. Won't we, my little fella?
0:12:22 > 0:12:24Oh, CJ. This is Maddie's son, Jack.
0:12:24 > 0:12:28Dad, do I have to go on this stupid science trip?
0:12:28 > 0:12:32I hate museums almost as much as I hate this cruddy school.
0:12:32 > 0:12:34Well, you're going to need an education.
0:12:34 > 0:12:37Unless you want to end up unblocking toilets like your stepdad.
0:12:37 > 0:12:38Mum says he makes more money than you.
0:12:40 > 0:12:43Take this, play Candy Crunch. Keep quiet.
0:12:44 > 0:12:47And don't go buying any more speedboats on eBay.
0:12:47 > 0:12:49I'm still getting hassled to pick up the last one.
0:12:49 > 0:12:52Right, I should go.
0:12:52 > 0:12:55And, Jack, be good for Mr Bell, won't you?
0:12:55 > 0:12:57I'm sure he'll be no trouble at all.
0:13:01 > 0:13:05Oi, babies. Looking forward to going to the museum,
0:13:05 > 0:13:08or are you all scared of the cursed mummy? Ooh!
0:13:08 > 0:13:10She's well twisting my melon.
0:13:12 > 0:13:14SHE GROANS # I've had enough of her
0:13:14 > 0:13:16# Time to get one up on her
0:13:16 > 0:13:18# Sick of all her jokes and jeering
0:13:18 > 0:13:20# If it's not about what I'm wearing
0:13:20 > 0:13:22# It's about how small I am
0:13:22 > 0:13:23# Taking the mickey I'm not a clown
0:13:23 > 0:13:27# I'm just Amber and I'm proud Time to turn the tables round
0:13:27 > 0:13:29- HE GROANS - # It's gone from bad to worse
0:13:29 > 0:13:31# Going to school was bad enough
0:13:31 > 0:13:33# Now I've got to go on a dumb school trip
0:13:33 > 0:13:35# And now my dad's brought along some kid
0:13:35 > 0:13:36# He's got no bants Boring as
0:13:36 > 0:13:38# A weekend trapped round at my nan's
0:13:38 > 0:13:40# Stuck on a coach When will it end?
0:13:40 > 0:13:43# I'm not in the mood to make friends
0:13:43 > 0:13:48# It's payback time for all the times you wound me up
0:13:48 > 0:13:51# It's time to put them in their place
0:13:51 > 0:13:55# It's time to put them in their place
0:13:55 > 0:13:58# Put them in their place, yeah!
0:13:58 > 0:13:59# I can't believe my mum
0:13:59 > 0:14:01# Dumping me with this sorry bunch of melons
0:14:01 > 0:14:04# In this stupid town with her weirdo boss's annoying son
0:14:04 > 0:14:06# Thinks he's cool but he's really not
0:14:06 > 0:14:09# Refuses to talk or share his stuff Fair enough
0:14:09 > 0:14:10# Let them have their way
0:14:10 > 0:14:12# But I'm going to put them in their place
0:14:12 > 0:14:14# They can't hold you down
0:14:14 > 0:14:16# Never be afraid
0:14:16 > 0:14:18# When life serves you lemons
0:14:18 > 0:14:20# You make lemonade
0:14:20 > 0:14:23- # Yeah, I've got this covered - Yeah, I'm slick and smooth
0:14:23 > 0:14:25# All I need's a plan
0:14:25 > 0:14:27# So what should I do?
0:14:27 > 0:14:29# Superglue That never fails
0:14:29 > 0:14:31# Tell her it's gloss for her nails
0:14:31 > 0:14:32# Jump on a coach Flatten the wheels
0:14:32 > 0:14:34# Cancel the trip for Happy Meals
0:14:34 > 0:14:36# I could pretend I'm really ill
0:14:36 > 0:14:38# They'll stop the coach and I'll run for the hills
0:14:38 > 0:14:40# That sounds like a plan
0:14:40 > 0:14:42# Time to plan for real
0:14:42 > 0:14:44# They can't hold you down
0:14:44 > 0:14:46# Never be afraid
0:14:46 > 0:14:47# When life serves you lemons
0:14:47 > 0:14:50# You make lemonade
0:14:50 > 0:14:51# There's no point in sulking
0:14:51 > 0:14:53# Sitting on the fence
0:14:53 > 0:14:55# Time to turn the tables round
0:14:55 > 0:14:57# And get revenge. #
0:14:57 > 0:15:00Are you sure you don't want me to go through this just one last time?
0:15:00 > 0:15:02No. No, no, no. No need.
0:15:02 > 0:15:03It's all here. You enjoy your trip.
0:15:07 > 0:15:11Oi, you lot! No shouting, no fighting, and no toilet stops.
0:15:11 > 0:15:12Enough!
0:15:15 > 0:15:19Hey! Hey! Downstairs toilets are blocked and we ran out of plungers.
0:15:19 > 0:15:22Do you want me to bleach it or take a look in the pipes?
0:15:22 > 0:15:24Erm... You're the expert. What do you think?
0:15:24 > 0:15:27I don't know. You're the boss while Bell's gone. You tell me.
0:15:28 > 0:15:30Bleach it?
0:15:30 > 0:15:32Oh...
0:15:32 > 0:15:33If you say so.
0:15:43 > 0:15:45He said no toilet stops.
0:15:45 > 0:15:48I'm not using that chemical toilet. Not after the last time.
0:15:48 > 0:15:51- LAUGHTER - What happened last time?
0:15:51 > 0:15:53Oh, Dad got locked in the loo
0:15:53 > 0:15:56by some kids from the single parent support group.
0:15:56 > 0:15:57It was pretty funny.
0:15:57 > 0:15:59LAUGHTER
0:15:59 > 0:16:03Right, everyone, while I'm in the toilets, Mr Nunn is in charge.
0:16:04 > 0:16:07Any of you lot move and I'm telling the driver to put on Radio 2.
0:16:16 > 0:16:17Is that...?
0:16:17 > 0:16:19- Godzilla.- Godzilla.
0:16:19 > 0:16:22It's a symbol...
0:16:22 > 0:16:23..of...
0:16:23 > 0:16:25Of...
0:16:25 > 0:16:28..the destructive power of climate change
0:16:28 > 0:16:29and the terrible toll it could take.
0:16:31 > 0:16:32Wow.
0:16:32 > 0:16:34Look at you.
0:16:34 > 0:16:35I'm really impressed.
0:16:37 > 0:16:41I know I see myself as a maverick.
0:16:41 > 0:16:42Some people...
0:16:43 > 0:16:47It's not for me to say, really, but some people have described me
0:16:47 > 0:16:50as a...genius.
0:16:52 > 0:16:54It's powerful stuff.
0:16:59 > 0:17:01Excuse me. Another visitor.
0:17:02 > 0:17:06What are you lot still doing in school?
0:17:06 > 0:17:07Who's that?
0:17:09 > 0:17:11No-one.
0:17:11 > 0:17:13- Must be someone.- Hm.
0:17:14 > 0:17:17Hello. Can I help at all?
0:17:17 > 0:17:20Oh, no. I'm just here for the art exhibition
0:17:20 > 0:17:24and this lot are doing a wonderful job of showing me around.
0:17:24 > 0:17:29Ah, yes, the art exhibition. I remember now.
0:17:29 > 0:17:30- You do?- Yeah.
0:17:30 > 0:17:33Yeah, it's all here. Let me give you the guided tour.
0:17:45 > 0:17:47Stop running. Stop running! Listen to me!
0:17:47 > 0:17:4934... We're definitely missing somebody.
0:17:51 > 0:17:52Get off that skeleton! Get off!
0:17:52 > 0:17:57Sir, did you know there's a cursed mummy at this museum?
0:17:57 > 0:17:58What are you going on about?
0:18:00 > 0:18:03Apparently, if it's disturbed from its deathly slumber,
0:18:03 > 0:18:05it rises from the dead
0:18:05 > 0:18:09and strangles the first person it sets its boggly eyes on.
0:18:09 > 0:18:12Oi, Spamber, you complete whatever.
0:18:12 > 0:18:15CJ, when was the last time you saw Jack?
0:18:15 > 0:18:18He got off at the service station to buy a Twix.
0:18:26 > 0:18:27What?
0:18:27 > 0:18:31Oh, no. No, no, no, no.
0:18:31 > 0:18:33# All I wanted to do is impress
0:18:33 > 0:18:34# Make Maddie believe I'm the best
0:18:34 > 0:18:37# Responsible, caring Stepdad material
0:18:37 > 0:18:39# Crispin Bell, a real superhero
0:18:39 > 0:18:41# But I've got one child unaccounted for
0:18:41 > 0:18:43# Lost a kid on an outing
0:18:43 > 0:18:45# Not the work of the hero
0:18:45 > 0:18:46# More like the work of a clown
0:18:46 > 0:18:49# Whose dad skills aren't desirable
0:18:49 > 0:18:51# I've done my cover Now what will I do?
0:18:51 > 0:18:53# Wanted to prove to Bell I'm the one
0:18:53 > 0:18:55# My teaching skills are second to none
0:18:55 > 0:18:57# Instead, this trip has been a disaster
0:18:57 > 0:18:59# Kids running riot Hard to look after
0:18:59 > 0:19:00# Not at all what I set out to be
0:19:00 > 0:19:03# What do I do? I'm in too deep!
0:19:03 > 0:19:05# Big trouble
0:19:05 > 0:19:08# We had the best intentions
0:19:08 > 0:19:10# But it wasn't enough
0:19:10 > 0:19:12# We're in big trouble
0:19:12 > 0:19:17# We should be the ones in detention
0:19:17 > 0:19:18# We really messed up
0:19:18 > 0:19:19# Big trouble!
0:19:19 > 0:19:22# The object of my desire isn't to run round looking for fire
0:19:22 > 0:19:25# On the school premises Wanted to impress the head
0:19:25 > 0:19:27# But instead I've glommed it in seconds
0:19:27 > 0:19:28# And if the school burns up into flames
0:19:28 > 0:19:31# Whilst I'm in charge then who's to blame?
0:19:31 > 0:19:33# Me, not you I've got to keep cool
0:19:33 > 0:19:35# I don't want to blow it What should I do?
0:19:35 > 0:19:37# Put a smile on the face of my mum
0:19:37 > 0:19:39# That's all I ever wanted
0:19:39 > 0:19:41# But somehow I took a wrong turn
0:19:41 > 0:19:43# Stories of fire Nothing was burnt
0:19:43 > 0:19:45# Fake exhibitions Watch where I tread
0:19:45 > 0:19:47# Looks like I'm way out of my depth
0:19:47 > 0:19:49# Took it too far, made a wrong move
0:19:49 > 0:19:51# Now what am I going to do?
0:19:51 > 0:19:52# Big trouble
0:19:52 > 0:19:56# We had the best intentions
0:19:56 > 0:19:58# But it wasn't enough
0:19:58 > 0:20:01# We're in big trouble
0:20:02 > 0:20:05# We're in big trouble
0:20:05 > 0:20:07# Now what are we going to do? #
0:20:09 > 0:20:11Graham, there's been an emergency. You're in charge.
0:20:11 > 0:20:13- What? You're going to leave me alone with this rabble?- Yes.
0:20:13 > 0:20:17- Is there a problem with that? - No. Of course not. It's all cool.
0:20:17 > 0:20:19Oi, Kumar! Stop snogging that elephant!
0:20:19 > 0:20:20CJ, you're coming with me.
0:20:20 > 0:20:22- Do I have to?- Yes.
0:20:22 > 0:20:26- Two pairs of eyes are better than one. Come on.- All right.
0:20:30 > 0:20:31Taxi!
0:20:36 > 0:20:37I need to go to a petrol station.
0:20:37 > 0:20:39I can't remember what it's called, but I'll recognise it
0:20:39 > 0:20:41- when we get there. - PHONE RINGS
0:20:41 > 0:20:43It's next to a road.
0:20:43 > 0:20:44It had petrol pumps in it.
0:20:46 > 0:20:48Hi, is that Crispin?
0:20:48 > 0:20:49Dad's busy.
0:20:49 > 0:20:50Can you pass on a message?
0:20:50 > 0:20:52Whatever.
0:20:52 > 0:20:55Tell him Jack's with me. He called me.
0:20:55 > 0:20:56I've picked him up now.
0:20:56 > 0:21:01Sorry he wandered off. He can be a bit absent-minded sometimes.
0:21:01 > 0:21:02Fine.
0:21:04 > 0:21:06Who was that?
0:21:06 > 0:21:09Someone trying to sell insurance. I told them to shove off.
0:21:09 > 0:21:10Oh, good lad.
0:21:10 > 0:21:12Anyway, into the taxi, quick.
0:21:12 > 0:21:15He's only gone a few minutes. He can't have got far.
0:21:19 > 0:21:21Now, remember what I said.
0:21:21 > 0:21:23Just mope about until you hear Ingrid.
0:21:23 > 0:21:25Mope about. Got it.
0:21:25 > 0:21:27Then jump out and scare her.
0:21:27 > 0:21:29He looks more like a blocked toilet.
0:21:29 > 0:21:33Oi! I am the scariest mummy this museum has ever seen.
0:21:35 > 0:21:38Do you think I'll bump into another one,
0:21:38 > 0:21:39and we'll have a mummy fight?
0:21:45 > 0:21:49Right, we're off to find the others. Smell you later, mummy face.
0:21:51 > 0:21:53Later.
0:21:53 > 0:21:55Mummies don't wear glasses.
0:21:56 > 0:21:59- How am I meant to see, then? - Well, you see that statue there?
0:22:02 > 0:22:03Kind of.
0:22:03 > 0:22:06Hide behind it until you hear Ingrid's annoying yakking.
0:22:08 > 0:22:09Wait...
0:22:09 > 0:22:12That statue or that statue?
0:22:12 > 0:22:14HE SIGHS
0:22:14 > 0:22:16Now I see why mummies are always in bad moods.
0:22:20 > 0:22:23- Yeah, this looks like the place. - Yeah.
0:22:23 > 0:22:27- Oh, that's him.- Mm-hm. - There he is. Ah, good.
0:22:27 > 0:22:30Right, come on.
0:22:32 > 0:22:35There you are. Get in the car. Oh, sorry. Wrong boy.
0:22:35 > 0:22:37Oi! What are you up to?
0:22:37 > 0:22:39It's a mistake. Nothing to see here.
0:22:39 > 0:22:41Did you just tell my son to get in your car?
0:22:41 > 0:22:43Sorry, I got him mixed up with another boy.
0:22:43 > 0:22:46- There's nothing to worry about. - Yeah, yeah. Tell it to the police.
0:22:46 > 0:22:51- Oh, come off it. I'm not a criminal. Am I, CJ?- Er...
0:22:51 > 0:22:53- Right, come on.- Whoa, whoa. You're not going anywhere.
0:22:53 > 0:22:58- That's 40 quid, mate.- £40? I could have been carried here for that.
0:22:58 > 0:23:00- You're not paying?- I am not.
0:23:01 > 0:23:02Oh, right.
0:23:02 > 0:23:06So I suppose you're going to phone the police on me as well, are you?
0:23:06 > 0:23:10Look, there's no need for the police. No, wait. Stop.
0:23:10 > 0:23:13- They'll just be engaged if you phone them together.- Classic.
0:23:15 > 0:23:16Excuse me, madam,
0:23:16 > 0:23:19you don't happen to have seen a group of schoolchildren?
0:23:22 > 0:23:23Rude!
0:23:25 > 0:23:27Look, mummies lived ages ago and they're all dead now,
0:23:27 > 0:23:28so there's no way they can be.
0:23:28 > 0:23:30Wait, hold it. Sh!
0:23:31 > 0:23:32Freeze.
0:23:32 > 0:23:35Why's that, sir? Are you scared it was the mummy?
0:23:35 > 0:23:36No, obviously.
0:23:36 > 0:23:39If anyone's scared of mummies round here, it's her.
0:23:39 > 0:23:40Am not!
0:23:40 > 0:23:43Yeah, you are. You're both a pair of scaredy bears.
0:23:43 > 0:23:46Scaredy bears! Scaredy bears!
0:23:46 > 0:23:48Shut up! Shut up! There are no mummies!
0:23:48 > 0:23:49Oooh!
0:23:49 > 0:23:50Aargh!
0:23:51 > 0:23:55You were supposed to scare Ingrid, you plank.
0:23:55 > 0:23:57Someone is in serious trouble about this.
0:23:59 > 0:24:01I don't know what you're looking so grumpy about.
0:24:01 > 0:24:02It wasn't me, it was them.
0:24:02 > 0:24:05Anyway, it's not like I smashed it. I've got amazing balance.
0:24:05 > 0:24:06Woo...
0:24:11 > 0:24:13SIREN WAILS
0:24:13 > 0:24:17I paid the fare. Can I please go now?
0:24:19 > 0:24:23OK, but no more arguing with taxi drivers or attempted kidnap,
0:24:23 > 0:24:26if you think that's something you can handle, Mr Bell.
0:24:26 > 0:24:28Yes.
0:24:28 > 0:24:30How was I supposed to know it was a Grecian urn?
0:24:30 > 0:24:34It looked like the sort of thing the funeral parlour stuck my Nana in.
0:24:34 > 0:24:37Trust you, Spamber, getting the teacher arrested.
0:24:37 > 0:24:40Guess you were right. Mummies ARE cursed.
0:24:40 > 0:24:42Lol.
0:24:43 > 0:24:45Silly question,
0:24:45 > 0:24:49but weren't we supposed to be making Ingrid look stupid?
0:24:49 > 0:24:51AMBER SIGHS
0:24:51 > 0:24:54Crispin Junior, come on.
0:24:54 > 0:24:56Graham. I thought you had everything under control.
0:24:56 > 0:24:59I did, until I was attacked by a mummy.
0:24:59 > 0:25:01Ow! Get off! That pinches!
0:25:05 > 0:25:08Remind me never to leave Graham in charge of a school trip again.
0:25:08 > 0:25:11You won't have to, cos once Maddie finds that you lost her son,
0:25:11 > 0:25:12you won't have a school.
0:25:12 > 0:25:14KIDS LAUGH AND SCREAM
0:25:15 > 0:25:16You're right.
0:25:17 > 0:25:19We'll have to take these back and
0:25:19 > 0:25:22then round up some sort of search party and look for Jack. Come on.
0:25:22 > 0:25:25All right, fellas. You've got me.
0:25:25 > 0:25:27I'm the brains behind the heist at the museum.
0:25:27 > 0:25:31But I don't want to spend the rest of my life rotting away
0:25:31 > 0:25:34in some lousy downtown jail, so why don't you fetch me a cola whisky
0:25:34 > 0:25:37and I'll start singing like a canary?
0:25:37 > 0:25:41Mr Nunn, I've already told you, the investigation's over.
0:25:41 > 0:25:42You're free to go.
0:25:42 > 0:25:45Can I take these handcuffs as a souvenir?
0:25:45 > 0:25:47Killjoys!
0:25:55 > 0:25:57Right, everybody off. Quickly.
0:26:00 > 0:26:01Right, he can't have got far.
0:26:01 > 0:26:03Unless he's hitchhiked.
0:26:03 > 0:26:04Crispin?
0:26:06 > 0:26:08Ah, I didn't see you there.
0:26:08 > 0:26:11About Jack - look, I don't want to worry you...
0:26:11 > 0:26:13Ah, there you are. Little scamp.
0:26:15 > 0:26:17Did CJ pass on my message?
0:26:17 > 0:26:18Message?
0:26:18 > 0:26:21Oh, I forgot. Maddie got Jack.
0:26:21 > 0:26:23Everything's fine.
0:26:23 > 0:26:24Right.
0:26:25 > 0:26:28I hope he hasn't caused too much trouble.
0:26:28 > 0:26:30Trouble? No.
0:26:30 > 0:26:32Enjoyed every minute.
0:26:32 > 0:26:37Good, because I wanted to ask if Jack could move in.
0:26:37 > 0:26:39- What?- Move in?
0:26:39 > 0:26:41- To the flat?- Yeah.
0:26:41 > 0:26:43Unless that's going to be a problem.
0:26:43 > 0:26:45- WHISPERING:- It's a problem! - Problem?
0:26:45 > 0:26:47No, of course not.
0:26:47 > 0:26:48He can share CJ's room.
0:26:48 > 0:26:49Dad!
0:26:51 > 0:26:54- Everything all right at school? Please say yes.- Absolutely.
0:26:54 > 0:26:57- The art exhibition was a big success.- Art exhibition?
0:26:57 > 0:27:00Polly made an amazing tour guide, didn't you, love?
0:27:01 > 0:27:03I'm not sure why.
0:27:03 > 0:27:05She was supposed to be in detention.
0:27:06 > 0:27:08It's getting late. We should be going home.
0:27:08 > 0:27:10You never told me you got another detention.
0:27:10 > 0:27:12Of course she isn't going to
0:27:12 > 0:27:14tell you if you threaten to ground her all the time.
0:27:14 > 0:27:17Right, so you just lied to me on purpose.
0:27:17 > 0:27:18Thanks, Eli.
0:27:19 > 0:27:21Is that the time?
0:27:21 > 0:27:23Yeah, we're going to miss our...
0:27:23 > 0:27:24I can explain.
0:27:24 > 0:27:25Too late. You're grounded.
0:27:25 > 0:27:28And you need to get a grip on your pupils.
0:27:30 > 0:27:31Come on.
0:27:32 > 0:27:33# Can't live with 'em
0:27:33 > 0:27:34# And you can't kick 'em out
0:27:34 > 0:27:36# When they're up they rub it in your face
0:27:36 > 0:27:37# Kick you when you're down
0:27:37 > 0:27:39# But when no-one understands them
0:27:39 > 0:27:40# You know what they're on about
0:27:40 > 0:27:41# Always gonna be around
0:27:41 > 0:27:42# Gotta find a common ground
0:27:42 > 0:27:46# If you know so much about me
0:27:46 > 0:27:47# Where do I go from here?
0:27:47 > 0:27:48# If you see 'em every day
0:27:48 > 0:27:49# You can never get away
0:27:49 > 0:27:52# Only time that you're the boss? 4 o'clock. #