0:00:06 > 0:00:09# Where do you go when you know nobody can understand you?
0:00:09 > 0:00:12# When it's just too much to handle?
0:00:12 > 0:00:15# What do you do when you end up somewhere you never planned to?
0:00:15 > 0:00:17# Washed out, stressed out like it was shampoo
0:00:17 > 0:00:20# You should stay It can change
0:00:20 > 0:00:22# There's good days and bad days
0:00:22 > 0:00:26# But one day down the line this time is sure to stop
0:00:26 > 0:00:28# So the only time is now 4 O'Clock, 4 O'Clock. #
0:00:31 > 0:00:34Space. Humanity's final frontier.
0:00:34 > 0:00:37It's the responsibility of our generation
0:00:37 > 0:00:39to look beyond our earthly home
0:00:39 > 0:00:41and accept that our future lies in the stars.
0:00:43 > 0:00:46That's why I want to represent Elmsmere
0:00:46 > 0:00:49in the ESA search for the junior astronaut.
0:00:49 > 0:00:54A space competition from the European Space Agency? Wow!
0:00:54 > 0:00:56I want to launch a camera to the very edge of space
0:00:56 > 0:00:59- using a weather balloon.- Love it.
0:00:59 > 0:01:01And do you know what? I think Mr Bell's going to love it too.
0:01:03 > 0:01:05I hate it.
0:01:05 > 0:01:06But, sir...
0:01:06 > 0:01:09We don't have a budget to pay for the materials.
0:01:09 > 0:01:12But we have everything that I'd need.
0:01:12 > 0:01:14I've even spoken to the Civil Aviation Authority!
0:01:14 > 0:01:17This would be a brilliant opportunity for Elmsmere.
0:01:17 > 0:01:20Ah. No great surprise that you've taken her side on this.
0:01:22 > 0:01:24Crispin, have I done something to upset you?
0:01:24 > 0:01:27You've been off with me since breakfast.
0:01:27 > 0:01:28Off with you?
0:01:30 > 0:01:31No, not at all.
0:01:31 > 0:01:34I'm just preoccupied with covering maths today.
0:01:34 > 0:01:35Mr Nunn's refused to do it.
0:01:35 > 0:01:38- So that's all it is? - Yeah, of course.
0:01:38 > 0:01:40I mean, I completely understand why you wouldn't want to come
0:01:40 > 0:01:43with CJ and I to the Museum of Tapestries this Sunday.
0:01:43 > 0:01:47I'm busy. I promised Jack I would take him to Laser Mountain.
0:01:47 > 0:01:48It's a health and safety nightmare.
0:01:48 > 0:01:51What would happen if your spacecraft went out of control and...
0:01:51 > 0:01:53..killed a cow? Think of the paperwork.
0:01:53 > 0:01:56How could a balloon kill a cow?
0:01:56 > 0:01:58It might eat it. Block its milk tubes.
0:01:59 > 0:02:02Frankly, you're the last people that I would trust
0:02:02 > 0:02:03to send something into space.
0:02:03 > 0:02:07Actually, I think Polly would be a fantastic ambassador for the school.
0:02:07 > 0:02:08Well, my word is final.
0:02:10 > 0:02:12Now, if you don't mind, I'm busy.
0:02:17 > 0:02:18We'll talk later.
0:02:28 > 0:02:31- What's that?- Oh, meet Dinsdale.
0:02:31 > 0:02:33Doing a routine with him at the Scouts comedy night.
0:02:33 > 0:02:36Oh, what sort of a stupid name is Dinsdale?
0:02:36 > 0:02:39That's my middle name, actually.
0:02:39 > 0:02:42All the first-born sons in my family are given the name Dinsdale.
0:02:45 > 0:02:46That is horrible.
0:02:47 > 0:02:49Ugh, it's like a nightmare made of wood.
0:02:49 > 0:02:51I'm only Dinsdale!
0:02:51 > 0:02:54Owen told me that Eli takes a ruler with him to bed
0:02:54 > 0:02:55so he sees how long he sleeps for!
0:03:00 > 0:03:01What does Eli stand for anyway?
0:03:01 > 0:03:04E-lies around all day scratching his bum?
0:03:05 > 0:03:07Is that meant to be a ventriloquist act?
0:03:07 > 0:03:09Because your lips are moving more than the dummy.
0:03:10 > 0:03:15I'll tell you something, mate, he's much funnier than you've ever been.
0:03:15 > 0:03:17Who's coughed on your chips?
0:03:17 > 0:03:19Mr Bell's so got it in for me.
0:03:19 > 0:03:22He won't even let me launch a balloon into space.
0:03:22 > 0:03:23I was not expecting that.
0:03:23 > 0:03:26I've always wanted to meet a space alien.
0:03:26 > 0:03:28I thought I saw a UFO once,
0:03:28 > 0:03:30but it was just a big bee.
0:03:30 > 0:03:32Ding-Dong doesn't get it.
0:03:32 > 0:03:34The scientific challenge of launching a mobile phone
0:03:34 > 0:03:37literally into space. 17 miles into the stratosphere.
0:03:38 > 0:03:42Wait. Says here that first-place prize is a trip to the
0:03:42 > 0:03:44Kennedy Space Centre in Florida.
0:03:44 > 0:03:45Kenny who?
0:03:45 > 0:03:48Know what? Stuff Mr Bell.
0:03:49 > 0:03:50Yeah.
0:03:50 > 0:03:52Maybe I should just do it anyway.
0:03:54 > 0:03:56Make him realise what I'm capable of.
0:04:00 > 0:04:03Well, that sounds like it's going to end up in catastrophe.
0:04:03 > 0:04:05Yeah, see, you're nowhere near as much fun as Dinsdale is.
0:04:12 > 0:04:14Maybe we could help you and, you know,
0:04:14 > 0:04:17sort of come to Florida with you when we win?
0:04:17 > 0:04:20Every scientist has a pair of glamorous assistants!
0:04:20 > 0:04:22You're thinking of magicians.
0:04:22 > 0:04:24I'm always thinking of magicians.
0:04:24 > 0:04:27Come on, Polly, what do you say?
0:04:27 > 0:04:29You realise the risks involved?
0:04:29 > 0:04:31We could potentially get in massive trouble.
0:04:31 > 0:04:33More reason to let us help you.
0:04:33 > 0:04:35Tell Mr Bell that we talked you into it.
0:04:35 > 0:04:38Could I really defy my headteacher?
0:04:38 > 0:04:40Is that who I am now?
0:04:40 > 0:04:42Deep down...
0:04:42 > 0:04:44..that's who we all are.
0:04:46 > 0:04:49# Should I commit or not?
0:04:49 > 0:04:51# I never call him Ding-Dong, but Mr Bell said no
0:04:51 > 0:04:53# And, to me, that means a lot
0:04:53 > 0:04:56# If I break the rules, there's consequences
0:04:56 > 0:04:57# Long detentions
0:04:57 > 0:04:58# And worse, if I disobey him
0:04:58 > 0:05:01# I've opened the cellar to a spiralling staircase
0:05:01 > 0:05:03# That leads to nowhere but trouble
0:05:03 > 0:05:05# Reputation took a tumble
0:05:05 > 0:05:08# But if I don't launch this balloon, I could do something worse
0:05:08 > 0:05:11# Than breaking the rules, depriving science a big breakthrough
0:05:11 > 0:05:12# Prove to Bell that I'm capable
0:05:12 > 0:05:14# I fly high all seasons
0:05:14 > 0:05:17# I've been doing the wrong thing but it's all the right reasons
0:05:17 > 0:05:20# No more sliding down
0:05:20 > 0:05:21# I'm climbing up
0:05:21 > 0:05:23# 400,000 feet
0:05:23 > 0:05:25# And I won't blush
0:05:25 > 0:05:28# Floating
0:05:28 > 0:05:30# I'm dreaming
0:05:30 > 0:05:32# Wrong thing
0:05:32 > 0:05:33# Right reason
0:05:33 > 0:05:37# Picture sunny Florida with palm trees, mocktails on the beach
0:05:37 > 0:05:39# Theme parks with soaring rides
0:05:39 > 0:05:41# We're not taking this for boring science
0:05:41 > 0:05:43# Swimming pools, tacos and fries
0:05:43 > 0:05:45# Travel really does broaden the mind
0:05:45 > 0:05:47# Science isn't an embellishment
0:05:47 > 0:05:49# It's life itself, it's everything
0:05:49 > 0:05:51# Denying science is embarrassing
0:05:51 > 0:05:53# It was held back once by the establishment
0:05:53 > 0:05:57# Galileo, Isaac Newton, all have brains and a point to prove
0:05:57 > 0:05:59# And if they hadn't went and broken the rules
0:05:59 > 0:06:01# We'd still be using caveman tools
0:06:01 > 0:06:02# In the Dark Ages
0:06:02 > 0:06:05# And who knows? Maybe we'll even meet some aliens
0:06:05 > 0:06:08# The greats didn't let anyone stop them
0:06:08 > 0:06:09# So neither should I
0:06:09 > 0:06:12# I'm going through with this experiment, head held high
0:06:12 > 0:06:13# For the love of science
0:06:13 > 0:06:16# No more sliding down
0:06:16 > 0:06:17# I'm climbing up
0:06:17 > 0:06:20# 400,000 feet
0:06:20 > 0:06:21# And I won't blush
0:06:21 > 0:06:24# Floating
0:06:24 > 0:06:26# I'm dreaming
0:06:26 > 0:06:30# Wrong thing
0:06:30 > 0:06:35# Right reason. #
0:06:37 > 0:06:39OK.
0:06:39 > 0:06:41Let's go to work.
0:06:41 > 0:06:42Florida, here we come!
0:06:42 > 0:06:44I mean...
0:06:44 > 0:06:45..yay, science.
0:06:47 > 0:06:49I'm not taking another maths class.
0:06:49 > 0:06:50Maths is your second subject.
0:06:50 > 0:06:54Yeah, and it's boring. Why can't you get some other joker to do it?
0:06:54 > 0:06:57You are doing it and I want evidence that you're doing it
0:06:57 > 0:06:59- to the best of your ability.- Ugh.
0:07:00 > 0:07:05I will no tolerate members of staff who do not pull their weight.
0:07:05 > 0:07:08No-one accuses me of not being able to pull my weight.
0:07:08 > 0:07:10I can bench press over 30kg, thank you very much.
0:07:10 > 0:07:12How do you like them maths?
0:07:13 > 0:07:14And don't slam the door!
0:07:14 > 0:07:15DOOR SLAMS
0:07:19 > 0:07:21Eli's so stupid, he failed a blood test!
0:07:26 > 0:07:27ELI KEEPS LAUGHING
0:07:27 > 0:07:29How can you fail a blood test?
0:07:30 > 0:07:33That's the joke, he's saying I'm really thick!
0:07:33 > 0:07:36And you're all right with Owen insulting you?
0:07:36 > 0:07:39- It's the dummy and that makes it funny.- Says you!
0:07:39 > 0:07:42His jokes are so cheesy, you can melt them on toast.
0:07:42 > 0:07:45Hey, Dinsdale can be as rude as he likes.
0:07:45 > 0:07:47- Cos he's so cute!- Mm-hm!
0:07:47 > 0:07:49He's not cute.
0:07:49 > 0:07:51And they're hardly jokes.
0:07:51 > 0:07:54All you're doing is calling him stupid and stuff.
0:07:54 > 0:07:55Not just stupid.
0:07:55 > 0:07:56Ugly, too!
0:07:56 > 0:07:58THEY GROAN
0:07:58 > 0:08:01- Stop.- Why?
0:08:01 > 0:08:03It's funny because it's so true!
0:08:05 > 0:08:09Do you know what you should introduce Dinsdale to?
0:08:09 > 0:08:11Katie.
0:08:11 > 0:08:12I don't know about that.
0:08:12 > 0:08:16She set up a Twitter page called Reasons Owen Sucks.
0:08:16 > 0:08:19Oh, come on! A couple of comedy zingers from Dinsdale
0:08:19 > 0:08:21and she'll be back onside in no time.
0:08:24 > 0:08:25Maybe you're right.
0:08:25 > 0:08:28Maybe she would be impressed by my ventriloquism skills.
0:08:31 > 0:08:34Nice work, mate, she'll be eating out of your hand in no time.
0:08:34 > 0:08:36Fiver says he's going to end up eating the dummy.
0:08:41 > 0:08:44I don't want you airing our domestic disagreements in front of students.
0:08:44 > 0:08:46I just thought it would be nice
0:08:46 > 0:08:48if we all went out together for a change.
0:08:48 > 0:08:50I didn't think being seen with me would be such an issue.
0:08:50 > 0:08:53Crispin, Jack asked me first and I didn't want to disappoint him.
0:08:53 > 0:08:55So if I'd asked you first?
0:08:55 > 0:08:57How's this?
0:08:57 > 0:08:59We'll go with you to the Tapestry Museum
0:08:59 > 0:09:03if you come to Laser Mountain with us afterwards.
0:09:03 > 0:09:05Can we get Laser Mountain out of the way first?
0:09:05 > 0:09:06It's not my sort of thing.
0:09:06 > 0:09:09Trust me, after hours spent peering at tapestries,
0:09:09 > 0:09:11me and the boys are going to need something to look forward to.
0:09:13 > 0:09:15OK, you've got a deal.
0:09:15 > 0:09:17We're going to Laser Mountain.
0:09:17 > 0:09:19Pew! Pew! Pew!
0:09:26 > 0:09:29TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYS
0:09:44 > 0:09:45RECORD SCRATCH
0:09:45 > 0:09:48This camera should capture some amazing footage.
0:09:48 > 0:09:50The curvature of the Earth, the inner atmosphere...
0:09:50 > 0:09:52Will we see Florida?
0:09:52 > 0:09:54Forget it. If I close my eyes, I can see it already.
0:09:55 > 0:09:57Oops, almost forgot.
0:09:58 > 0:10:02Mr Bell will be the first Elmsmerean in space.
0:10:02 > 0:10:05Aw, little Ding-Dong. He's almost cute.
0:10:07 > 0:10:09Now I just need to borrow someone's phone.
0:10:09 > 0:10:11- You don't have a phone?- I need two.
0:10:11 > 0:10:15One to send in the capsule and one to track it on GPS.
0:10:15 > 0:10:19Er, Earth to Einstein, I ain't sending my phone into space.
0:10:19 > 0:10:20Got all my photos on there!
0:10:20 > 0:10:23You can use mine. All my stuff's up in the cloud anyway
0:10:23 > 0:10:26so I may as well send my phone up there with it.
0:10:27 > 0:10:29This is it, then.
0:10:29 > 0:10:30One small step for us,
0:10:30 > 0:10:33one giant leap for Elsmerean kind.
0:10:37 > 0:10:39And what if something goes wrong with the GPS
0:10:39 > 0:10:41and we can't get it back?
0:10:41 > 0:10:44We'll club together and buy Eleesha a new phone.
0:10:44 > 0:10:46It's fine. Got my address written on it.
0:10:46 > 0:10:49Plus my blood group, shoe size and the name of the school.
0:10:49 > 0:10:51What?!
0:10:51 > 0:10:53See, not as stupid as you all think.
0:10:53 > 0:10:55- No!- Good going, you melon.
0:10:55 > 0:10:58- What?- If that crashes and someone brings it back,
0:10:58 > 0:11:02- it's going to be obvious that we've done it.- Oh, yeah.
0:11:02 > 0:11:04We need to find it before anyone else does. Quick!
0:11:09 > 0:11:10You're premises manager,
0:11:10 > 0:11:13that requires a health and safety certificate.
0:11:13 > 0:11:16Yeah, but it says I need to do a maths test to get one.
0:11:16 > 0:11:17And?
0:11:17 > 0:11:19Numbers give me the wobbles.
0:11:19 > 0:11:20One time, I saw a f...
0:11:25 > 0:11:26Had a panic attack.
0:11:26 > 0:11:28But it's a simple arithmetic test.
0:11:31 > 0:11:34- You do know arithmetic, don't you?- Yeah.
0:11:34 > 0:11:37It's that what my gran has in her joints.
0:11:37 > 0:11:39The test is designed for Year 8s.
0:11:39 > 0:11:41Fail it...
0:11:41 > 0:11:45..and I'd be a fool to let you within even five feet of a mop.
0:11:47 > 0:11:49# Never been a fan of numbers, think they're out to get me
0:11:49 > 0:11:53# Numbers are wrong 'uns, all they do is upset me
0:11:53 > 0:11:55# Every sum I've ever written, had to redo
0:11:55 > 0:11:59# I hate numbers, the sum of all evil
0:11:59 > 0:12:01# What's the point of them? Silly little digits
0:12:01 > 0:12:04# Put 'em on a scoreboard, that's about it
0:12:04 > 0:12:05# They're boring
0:12:05 > 0:12:08# Unless it's footie and I'm scoring a hat-trick
0:12:08 > 0:12:10# Numbers, I don't want to add them
0:12:10 > 0:12:13# Mathematics, it doesn't add up
0:12:13 > 0:12:16# So take it away, please take it away
0:12:16 > 0:12:19# Maths makes problems multiply
0:12:19 > 0:12:23# And that causes problems for you and I
0:12:23 > 0:12:25# Mathematics, it doesn't add up
0:12:25 > 0:12:28# So take it away, please take it away
0:12:28 > 0:12:31# I'm in a dilemma, I'd better think fast
0:12:31 > 0:12:34# Better find a way to teach this class
0:12:34 > 0:12:37# I see numbers and I never feel geeky
0:12:37 > 0:12:41# I feel sick, man, they give me the heebie-jeebies
0:12:41 > 0:12:43# What's a caretaker going to do with numbers?
0:12:43 > 0:12:46# Give me your floor and a mop, I'll do wonders
0:12:46 > 0:12:49# Why can't they do a test on broken pipes
0:12:49 > 0:12:52# Or changing a bulb? Let there be light
0:12:52 > 0:12:55# Squeaky hinges get oiled up nice
0:12:55 > 0:12:58# You'll never hear a squeak for the rest of your life
0:12:58 > 0:13:01# Instead, they want to punish me with stuff that I'm lacking
0:13:01 > 0:13:04# I shouldn't be teaching maths, I need action
0:13:04 > 0:13:07# Don't need numbers to run a cross-country
0:13:07 > 0:13:09# "How many miles, sir?"
0:13:09 > 0:13:11# Until you can't breathe
0:13:11 > 0:13:13# Teaching PE, haven't needed numbers yet
0:13:13 > 0:13:16# Dribble the ball and kick it in the back of the net
0:13:16 > 0:13:19# Now I've got to do maths, man, it's a test
0:13:19 > 0:13:22# If I fail I'll get fired, Bell's remorseless
0:13:22 > 0:13:26# No way I'll crack if I'm getting tested
0:13:26 > 0:13:27# Got to teach the best lesson
0:13:27 > 0:13:29# Got to pass every question. #
0:13:32 > 0:13:33Ahem.
0:13:35 > 0:13:36What in hoojit is that?
0:13:36 > 0:13:39This is Dinsdale.
0:13:39 > 0:13:42Well, Dinsdale better not be a voodoo doll, Owen.
0:13:42 > 0:13:45- You know how I feel about the occult.- Yeah.
0:13:45 > 0:13:48Uh, hey, Katie, is it true you split up with Owen
0:13:48 > 0:13:52cos you love your selfie stick more than him?
0:13:52 > 0:13:54You really want to go there?
0:13:54 > 0:13:57I'll go anywhere so long as you're not invited.
0:13:57 > 0:14:00You know what, Owen? Carry on like this and you'll be lonely
0:14:00 > 0:14:02- and single for the rest of your life.- Well...
0:14:02 > 0:14:04..at least I'm not selfie-ish.
0:14:09 > 0:14:11Oi, sir...
0:14:11 > 0:14:13..cheer up, Owen'll give you a laugh.
0:14:13 > 0:14:16- What's going on? - I'm just doing a ventriloquist act.
0:14:16 > 0:14:17Show him, show him, show him.
0:14:19 > 0:14:21Look out everyone, somebody shaved an orangutan
0:14:21 > 0:14:23and let it loose in the school!
0:14:23 > 0:14:25Detention! And you.
0:14:36 > 0:14:38What do we have next period?
0:14:38 > 0:14:39Uh...
0:14:39 > 0:14:40..maths.
0:14:42 > 0:14:43With Nunn again?
0:14:43 > 0:14:46As if maths weren't already a flippin' number-mare.
0:14:46 > 0:14:49I miss the days when Nunn would only shout at us in PE.
0:14:49 > 0:14:51Last lesson, he threw a protractor at my head.
0:14:51 > 0:14:54To be fair, you were pretending to be a giant worm.
0:14:54 > 0:14:56- Yeah.- Mm-hm.
0:14:56 > 0:14:59- I need help.- I didn't like to say.
0:14:59 > 0:15:01I have to do a maths test for Year 8s.
0:15:01 > 0:15:03If I don't pass, Mr Bell's going to fire me.
0:15:03 > 0:15:05- No way.- Can't you talk your dad out of it?
0:15:05 > 0:15:07What makes you think he'll listen to me?
0:15:07 > 0:15:09That stingy old lavatory rat
0:15:09 > 0:15:11won't even buy me four electric guitars.
0:15:11 > 0:15:13You can't even play the guitar.
0:15:13 > 0:15:15Er, missing the point much?
0:15:15 > 0:15:18If he fires you, who'll be caretaker?
0:15:18 > 0:15:20Never mind that, what else could I do for a job?
0:15:20 > 0:15:22Male model.
0:15:22 > 0:15:26Look, if this test is for Year 8s, how hard is it going to be?
0:15:26 > 0:15:30Yeah. Erm, OK, what's 4x4?
0:15:30 > 0:15:33Why do you have to say that?! I don't do f...
0:15:35 > 0:15:37I'm going to be sacked.
0:15:37 > 0:15:40We've got maths next period! You should come with us.
0:15:40 > 0:15:41Brush up on your basics.
0:15:41 > 0:15:44Yeah. The basics of how to dodge a protractor.
0:15:46 > 0:15:50Why would I say those things? What if there's something wrong with me?
0:15:50 > 0:15:53Mate, we've known for years that there's something wrong with you.
0:15:53 > 0:15:56And that was before we found out your middle name was Dinsdale.
0:15:56 > 0:15:58I mean something really wrong.
0:15:59 > 0:16:01What if the things that Dinsdale - let's face it -
0:16:01 > 0:16:03that I have been saying...
0:16:04 > 0:16:07..what if they're what I really think and feel?
0:16:07 > 0:16:09At last, he gets it.
0:16:09 > 0:16:11This is a private conversation!
0:16:11 > 0:16:14Private? It's all over the school.
0:16:14 > 0:16:17How my brother has been possessed by an evil dummy.
0:16:17 > 0:16:19I'm not possessed!
0:16:19 > 0:16:21Don't be ridiculous.
0:16:21 > 0:16:22Face it.
0:16:22 > 0:16:25Dinsdale is merely the real Owen trying to get free.
0:16:29 > 0:16:33# I hate to say this but Chester is right, Dinsdale's dangerous
0:16:33 > 0:16:36# My thoughts and feelings are up in air
0:16:36 > 0:16:38# I can't blame the puppet, blame the puppeteer
0:16:38 > 0:16:39# Am I dangerous?
0:16:39 > 0:16:43# I just wanted to entertain, no plans to be famous
0:16:43 > 0:16:46# But it seems that adoration inflated my ego
0:16:46 > 0:16:48# And turned me against them
0:16:48 > 0:16:50# No! Drifting out of control
0:16:50 > 0:16:53# Dinsdale was the impetus to my downfall
0:16:53 > 0:16:54# I've got to get out of this hole
0:16:54 > 0:16:57# I've broken the rules, I'm out of control
0:16:57 > 0:16:59- # Out of control - # Drifting out of control
0:16:59 > 0:17:02# Looks like I'm the cause of my downfall
0:17:02 > 0:17:04# I've got to get out of this hole
0:17:04 > 0:17:07# I've broken the rules, I'm out of control
0:17:07 > 0:17:10# One-track minded, blinded by my passion for science
0:17:10 > 0:17:12# Was it the right thing to do?
0:17:12 > 0:17:15# Let down Eleesha and Fleur all for my pursuit
0:17:15 > 0:17:17# I think I've gone too far
0:17:17 > 0:17:18# Wanted to impress
0:17:18 > 0:17:21# I wanted success, I wanted the best
0:17:21 > 0:17:23# But let my pride make this a big mess
0:17:23 > 0:17:26# This balloon has caused me a big stress
0:17:26 > 0:17:28# Drifting out of control
0:17:28 > 0:17:31# This balloon's the cause of my downfall
0:17:31 > 0:17:33# Got to get out of this hole
0:17:33 > 0:17:35# I've broken the rules, I'm out of control
0:17:35 > 0:17:38# Out of control Drifting out of control
0:17:38 > 0:17:41# Looks like I'm the cause of my downfall
0:17:41 > 0:17:42# Got to get out of this hole
0:17:42 > 0:17:45# I've broken the rules, I'm out of control
0:17:45 > 0:17:47# That dummy's unlocked a door into my psyche
0:17:47 > 0:17:50# Leave it open, let's see if they like me!
0:17:50 > 0:17:51# No-one likes you
0:17:51 > 0:17:54# And no-one likes you, as you are me and I'm you!
0:17:54 > 0:17:55# How delightful
0:17:55 > 0:17:57# Look, it's time for you to shove off
0:17:57 > 0:17:59# I've given you jokes you would have never thought of
0:17:59 > 0:18:02# And hurt others, that's not what I stand for
0:18:02 > 0:18:04# I need to find a way to end this war
0:18:04 > 0:18:06# Yeah, drifting out of control
0:18:06 > 0:18:09# I have to reverse it, get out of this hole
0:18:09 > 0:18:11# Shall I break the rules more to pull it back?
0:18:11 > 0:18:14# And change my fate, just like that? #
0:18:15 > 0:18:18Ah, mate, you can't chuck him away, he's a comedy genius.
0:18:18 > 0:18:20It's the only chance I have, Eli.
0:18:21 > 0:18:24I reject everything that Dinsdale stands for.
0:18:26 > 0:18:27Good riddance.
0:18:31 > 0:18:32Well, thank goodness that's over.
0:18:41 > 0:18:43It's gone.
0:18:43 > 0:18:45Oh, it can't have just disappeared.
0:18:45 > 0:18:47Maybe Polly's already found it.
0:18:47 > 0:18:50Maybe the aliens have taken it into their spaceship.
0:18:50 > 0:18:52Spaceship?
0:18:52 > 0:18:55Can you see a spaceship?
0:18:55 > 0:18:57Obviously they have invisibility shields
0:18:57 > 0:18:59so they can study humans without us knowing.
0:19:02 > 0:19:03- Oh, no.- Ugh.
0:19:05 > 0:19:07Running. Again.
0:19:07 > 0:19:09Not sure if even Florida is worth this.
0:19:11 > 0:19:13KIDS CHATTER
0:19:13 > 0:19:15All right, settle down.
0:19:17 > 0:19:20What do you want? Shouldn't you be off mopping up sick or something?
0:19:20 > 0:19:22Mr Bell's given me a maths test to do.
0:19:22 > 0:19:24I'm well out of my depth. I need help.
0:19:24 > 0:19:26It's bad enough having to teach this mob.
0:19:26 > 0:19:27I can't be teaching staff and all.
0:19:27 > 0:19:30That's up to you, sir, but if Isaac loses his job,
0:19:30 > 0:19:34Mr Bell's still going to need someone to mop up all that sick.
0:19:34 > 0:19:37- She's right, sir.- That's not very nice.- That will be you.
0:19:37 > 0:19:38Fine. Take a seat.
0:19:42 > 0:19:45Mussolini promoted active state intervention into the economy...
0:19:48 > 0:19:51..denouncing the, uh, contemporary super-capitalism,
0:19:51 > 0:19:54that he claimed was formed in 1914, as a failure.
0:19:54 > 0:19:56KNOCK AT DOOR
0:19:56 > 0:19:58Yes, come in.
0:20:00 > 0:20:01No.
0:20:03 > 0:20:05HE CACKLES
0:20:07 > 0:20:09No, no, no!
0:20:12 > 0:20:13Ah!
0:20:13 > 0:20:15Oh, get a grip of yourself, Garland.
0:20:15 > 0:20:18Well, what do you want, Mr Boyd?
0:20:18 > 0:20:20I'm trying to trace the owner of this.
0:20:20 > 0:20:23I was getting something out of my car when somebody threw it at me.
0:20:23 > 0:20:24It's his.
0:20:26 > 0:20:28Oh, well, detention.
0:20:28 > 0:20:31We don't assault members of staff with dummies.
0:20:31 > 0:20:34I was trying to get rid of it. I wasn't thinking straight.
0:20:34 > 0:20:35Please, sir.
0:20:35 > 0:20:37It has an evil effect on me.
0:20:37 > 0:20:39- KIDS LAUGH - Here.
0:20:39 > 0:20:41You can get rid of it after school.
0:20:41 > 0:20:42Preferably in a bin.
0:20:48 > 0:20:49Ridiculous.
0:20:56 > 0:20:58No, no, no!
0:21:01 > 0:21:03We're in so much trouble.
0:21:03 > 0:21:05Is that Area 51?
0:21:05 > 0:21:07Area what?
0:21:07 > 0:21:10Area 51 is where all the paranoid conspiracy theorists think
0:21:10 > 0:21:13the government keep all the UFOs and secret stuff they've collected.
0:21:13 > 0:21:15Yeah, looks more like a mattress warehouse to me.
0:21:15 > 0:21:16Of course it does.
0:21:16 > 0:21:19They don't want you to really know what it's for.
0:21:20 > 0:21:22Let's focus on getting that balloon back.
0:21:24 > 0:21:27Two horses are travelling towards each other
0:21:27 > 0:21:31from a starting distance of 30 miles.
0:21:31 > 0:21:34Horse A is travelling at 60mph.
0:21:34 > 0:21:36Horse B is...
0:21:36 > 0:21:37Yes, what?
0:21:37 > 0:21:38Horses can't run that fast.
0:21:39 > 0:21:41They're on a train.
0:21:41 > 0:21:44- What sort of train?- Does it matter what sort of train?
0:21:44 > 0:21:46You can't put a horse on a passenger train.
0:21:46 > 0:21:49There's not enough space between the seats for them to turn around.
0:21:49 > 0:21:52Plus, what if somebody needs the toilet?
0:21:52 > 0:21:54The horse would be blocking up the aisle.
0:21:54 > 0:21:57There are toilets at either end of the carriage.
0:21:57 > 0:21:58What if one isn't working?
0:21:58 > 0:22:00Mr Nunn?
0:22:00 > 0:22:01Can we call one of the horses Billy?
0:22:01 > 0:22:02Shut up.
0:22:02 > 0:22:05If you mess this up, Rodgers, it's going to make me look bad.
0:22:05 > 0:22:08Two horses are travelling towards each other
0:22:08 > 0:22:11from a starting distance of 30 miles.
0:22:11 > 0:22:12Horse...
0:22:12 > 0:22:13Now what?
0:22:13 > 0:22:16- What's the weather like? - What does that matter?
0:22:16 > 0:22:17There might be leaves on the line.
0:22:17 > 0:22:19- Or snow.- Yeah, snow.
0:22:19 > 0:22:22It's summer. It's a hot day. Hottest day of the year, all right?
0:22:22 > 0:22:25- Better make sure the horses have water, then.- Yeah.
0:22:25 > 0:22:26Erm...
0:22:26 > 0:22:29There are bottles of water on the buffet trolley.
0:22:29 > 0:22:32- Yeah, that would work.- You can't make a horse drink out of a bottle.
0:22:32 > 0:22:33I've tried!
0:22:33 > 0:22:35Bit my cheek.
0:22:35 > 0:22:37Forget the trains. The horses are on canal boats.
0:22:37 > 0:22:40- There's loads of water everywhere. - Canal boats?
0:22:40 > 0:22:42Going 60mph?
0:22:42 > 0:22:44Yeah, what are they, superboats?
0:22:44 > 0:22:48- Er, hello? What if the horse panics and falls into the canal?- Yeah.
0:22:48 > 0:22:51- How would you even get it out? - You'd need a crane.
0:22:51 > 0:22:54But what if horsey drowns before the crane can get there?
0:22:54 > 0:22:57Look, you need to listen to me, this is important.
0:22:57 > 0:22:58- Mr Nunn?- What?
0:22:58 > 0:23:01I don't want to be thinking about horses drowning.
0:23:01 > 0:23:02It doesn't matter.
0:23:02 > 0:23:05Two horses are travelling. Just travelling, it doesn't matter how!
0:23:05 > 0:23:06Where are they going?
0:23:06 > 0:23:10- Brazil.- Why?- One of them's having a birthday party.
0:23:10 > 0:23:13- Horse B has baked a cake for the other one. All right?- Aww.
0:23:13 > 0:23:15A horse can't bake a cake.
0:23:15 > 0:23:17It has hooves!
0:23:17 > 0:23:19I'm never going to pass this test.
0:23:24 > 0:23:26- He's found it.- No!
0:23:26 > 0:23:28Don't call the school, please don't call the school.
0:23:29 > 0:23:31OK, right. So, here's the plan.
0:23:31 > 0:23:34Eleesha, you pretend to faint in front of the gates.
0:23:34 > 0:23:37I'll shout, say you passed out and need help.
0:23:37 > 0:23:40They'll come out, then, Fleur, while we're causing a distraction,
0:23:40 > 0:23:42- you slip through the... - What is that?
0:23:43 > 0:23:45Stop!
0:23:45 > 0:23:47He must be going to the school, come on!
0:23:52 > 0:23:53I want him gone forever.
0:23:53 > 0:23:55And this is the only way.
0:23:55 > 0:23:57This is entirely futile.
0:23:57 > 0:24:01You can bury the dummy, but you can't bury who you really are.
0:24:01 > 0:24:03Dinsdale is a part of you, Owen.
0:24:03 > 0:24:06So you're saying instead of burying Dinsdale, I need to
0:24:06 > 0:24:09let the Dinsdale-y part of me free?
0:24:09 > 0:24:11Making peace with what he represents is the only way
0:24:11 > 0:24:13to gain control over your shadow side.
0:24:13 > 0:24:15Yeah, I mean, what have you got to lose, mate?
0:24:15 > 0:24:18It's not like you could become any less interesting.
0:24:18 > 0:24:21So I need to stop repressing my darkest thoughts?
0:24:21 > 0:24:25Exactly. It's healthy once in a while to release some pressure.
0:24:25 > 0:24:27If someone annoys you or...
0:24:27 > 0:24:29I'll tell you who is annoyed me today - Mr Boyd.
0:24:29 > 0:24:33For bringing back Dinsdale and getting me yet another detention.
0:24:33 > 0:24:36I mean, it's not like Dinsdale's heavy. How badly was he hurt anyway?
0:24:36 > 0:24:40I mean, it's hardly the gravest crime ever committed, is it?
0:24:40 > 0:24:42But, no, he has to go stalking through the school
0:24:42 > 0:24:44trying to find the culprit.
0:24:44 > 0:24:48"Oh, I'm Mr Boyd, I got hit in the head by a dummy!"
0:24:48 > 0:24:51Maybe, if he focused a bit less on trying to get people in trouble
0:24:51 > 0:24:53and a bit more on his music lessons,
0:24:53 > 0:24:55we might actually learn something of...
0:24:56 > 0:24:58Is that him?
0:24:58 > 0:25:00That's all very interesting, Owen.
0:25:00 > 0:25:02Mr Boyd!
0:25:02 > 0:25:05I was just telling Chester and Eli
0:25:05 > 0:25:08the opposite of what I think about you.
0:25:08 > 0:25:10- A week's detention for insulting me...- Mm.
0:25:10 > 0:25:13- ..and another week for digging up school property.- Mm.
0:25:21 > 0:25:22Ow!
0:25:22 > 0:25:23Oh...
0:25:28 > 0:25:29Let's call it a month, shall we?
0:25:33 > 0:25:36I'm finished. I didn't learn a thing.
0:25:36 > 0:25:39I learned that horses can't make cakes.
0:25:39 > 0:25:42I'm sure the test won't be as hard as you think it is.
0:25:42 > 0:25:44Rodgers.
0:25:50 > 0:25:53- What's that?- The answers to that test Bell's got you doing.
0:25:53 > 0:25:54But isn't that, like, cheating?
0:25:54 > 0:25:57It's not "like" cheating, it is cheating.
0:25:57 > 0:25:58Why would you want to help me cheat?
0:25:58 > 0:26:00Look, if you get fired for failing a maths test
0:26:00 > 0:26:03after being in one of my lessons, who do you think Bell will blame?
0:26:03 > 0:26:05And how you think he's going to punish me?
0:26:05 > 0:26:08I never signed up for cleaning sick, all right, just take it.
0:26:09 > 0:26:10Ey!
0:26:10 > 0:26:11Cheat!
0:26:11 > 0:26:14Yes! Yes! Yes!
0:26:21 > 0:26:22We're too late.
0:26:24 > 0:26:25Oh, no.
0:26:25 > 0:26:27I can't feel my legs.
0:26:29 > 0:26:30There's still time, come on!
0:26:30 > 0:26:31Ugh...
0:26:41 > 0:26:42- You found my things!- Yeah.
0:26:42 > 0:26:45Those are my things.
0:26:45 > 0:26:47Please give me my things.
0:26:48 > 0:26:49- Here you go.- Thank you!
0:26:49 > 0:26:51- Yeah, thanks.- All right.
0:26:51 > 0:26:53What do you say, Leesh?
0:26:53 > 0:26:54Stitch.
0:26:54 > 0:26:56I can't believe we got away with that.
0:26:56 > 0:26:59Yeah, Bell would have done his nut in if he caught us.
0:26:59 > 0:27:02Now let's dump these before...
0:27:02 > 0:27:03Hello, girls.
0:27:03 > 0:27:05What are you...?
0:27:06 > 0:27:14BALLOON DEFLATES LOUDLY
0:27:18 > 0:27:19That...
0:27:19 > 0:27:21..is my new hat.
0:27:32 > 0:27:34On the plus side...
0:27:36 > 0:27:37..we didn't kill a cow!
0:27:39 > 0:27:40# Can't live with 'em
0:27:40 > 0:27:41# And you can't kick 'em out
0:27:41 > 0:27:43# When they're up they rub it in your face
0:27:43 > 0:27:45- # Kick you when you're down - But when no-one understands them
0:27:45 > 0:27:47- # You know what they're on about - Always gonna be around
0:27:47 > 0:27:49# Gotta find a common ground
0:27:49 > 0:27:52# If you know so much about me
0:27:52 > 0:27:54# Where do I go from here?
0:27:54 > 0:27:56- # If you see 'em every day - You can never get away
0:27:56 > 0:27:59# Only time that you're the boss? 4 o'clock. #