0:00:02 > 0:00:04UPBEAT MUSIC
0:00:33 > 0:00:37Three, two, one. Go!
0:00:39 > 0:00:41What do you think? Can Charlie really kick a ball
0:00:41 > 0:00:43over the roof of that house?
0:00:43 > 0:00:46I've got a better question. Why do I have to hold the ball?
0:00:46 > 0:00:47Precision targeting.
0:00:47 > 0:00:50If Charlie misses the ball, this will all go completely wrong.
0:00:50 > 0:00:53- If he misses the ball, he'll kick my head off!- Outstanding!
0:00:53 > 0:00:56HE SHOUTS
0:01:04 > 0:01:05Charlie,
0:01:05 > 0:01:07what are you going to do?
0:01:07 > 0:01:11Maybe take a longer run-up next time.
0:01:11 > 0:01:12I mean about the mirror.
0:01:12 > 0:01:16It should pop back in, you know, like a dislocated shoulder?
0:01:16 > 0:01:19- Has anyone got some sticky tape? - Charlie?
0:01:19 > 0:01:21Code red! Fall back! Regroup!
0:01:25 > 0:01:28- Oh, no! - Now, don't jump to conclusions.
0:01:28 > 0:01:31I hear a smash, see you holding my wing mirror. It's not a huge jump.
0:01:31 > 0:01:35- The thing is...- Yesterday, you rode a shopping trolley into my fence.
0:01:35 > 0:01:38Last week, you converted my wheelie bin into a beehive.
0:01:38 > 0:01:41You didn't see what happened, Mr Leith. I did.
0:01:41 > 0:01:43So who broke my mirror, then, eh?
0:01:43 > 0:01:47- That boy, cowering behind the lamp post?- Erm, no.
0:01:47 > 0:01:52Someone the total opposite looking. Tall, dark hair...and a hat.
0:01:52 > 0:01:56- So a tall boy in a hat broke my mirror?- Yeah, then just ran away.
0:01:56 > 0:02:02- I find that very hard to believe. - Kids these days have no respect.
0:02:03 > 0:02:04Bye, Mr Leith.
0:02:07 > 0:02:11- I call that thinking on my feet. - I call it lying through your teeth.
0:02:13 > 0:02:16Oh, Roy, don't go round that corner, mate.
0:02:16 > 0:02:19My mum says I shouldn't talk to you. She says you're a bad boy.
0:02:19 > 0:02:23- That's good advice. You should listen to her.- Fine.
0:02:23 > 0:02:27Don't go round that corner, mate. There was...an incident.
0:02:27 > 0:02:30I'm not listening. La-la-la-la-la...
0:02:35 > 0:02:37- You broke my mirror, then, did you?- No.
0:02:37 > 0:02:40Told him not to go down there. It was his own fault.
0:02:49 > 0:02:53- What are you doing?- Locking my bike up. There's a bike thief around,
0:02:53 > 0:02:57as you'd know, if you paid any attention to the world around you.
0:02:57 > 0:03:00No, I mean, why are you wearing that top? You look like a highlighter pen.
0:03:00 > 0:03:03Dad made me promise. You think I'd wear this if I didn't have to?
0:03:03 > 0:03:05Tell me about it!
0:03:07 > 0:03:09MUSIC: "Take My Breath Away" by Berlin
0:03:13 > 0:03:17Oh... Hey. Hello. Hi, there. Hey.
0:03:17 > 0:03:21- Are you with the beach party? - Beach party?
0:03:21 > 0:03:23Stupid question, I suppose.
0:03:23 > 0:03:27- Why else would you be dressed up like a...- Radioactive lollipop lady!
0:03:27 > 0:03:31Shut up, Charlie! ..Yeah. The beach party's where I'm going.
0:03:31 > 0:03:34We could walk down together, if you want. I'm Ryan, by the way.
0:03:34 > 0:03:38- Hi, Ryan, By The Way! I'm Hannah. - And I'm about to throw up.
0:03:38 > 0:03:39SHE SIGHS
0:03:46 > 0:03:49- What do you think of the new website? Like it?- No.
0:03:49 > 0:03:52I don't like it. I absolutely love it!
0:03:52 > 0:03:56You've done a brilliant job. The photos, the layout...
0:03:56 > 0:03:58Makes me want to book a holiday here myself.
0:03:58 > 0:04:02This is the best bit. Click on the picture of the door and...
0:04:02 > 0:04:03THEY LAUGH
0:04:03 > 0:04:06- DOOR BELL RINGS - You're a genius!
0:04:06 > 0:04:08That's put me in a good mood for the rest of the day.
0:04:08 > 0:04:13- It's Mr Leith from next door. - Can I speak to your Charlie, please?
0:04:14 > 0:04:17- Spoke too soon.- Charlie!
0:04:17 > 0:04:19Sorry, what's he done now?
0:04:19 > 0:04:24Nothing. I'm here to...apologise to him.
0:04:26 > 0:04:30I didn't catch that. It sounded like you were here to apologise to him.
0:04:35 > 0:04:37I'm, er...
0:04:39 > 0:04:42I'm sorry I accused you of damaging my car.
0:04:44 > 0:04:46Turns out you were telling the truth.
0:04:46 > 0:04:49Please accept this.
0:04:51 > 0:04:55- Charlie, what do you say to Mr Leith?- I forgive you.
0:04:57 > 0:05:03- Well, good. That's that, then. - This might be a good day after all!
0:05:03 > 0:05:05By the way, I think your other boy's got head lice.
0:05:05 > 0:05:08Oh! Ugh! Agh!
0:05:12 > 0:05:15- It's weird we haven't met before. - Yeah.
0:05:15 > 0:05:19I come to these beach parties all the time. I love them.
0:05:19 > 0:05:23- You love them?- I mean, they're O...
0:05:23 > 0:05:25Actually, I hate them.
0:05:25 > 0:05:27Still end up coming, though.
0:05:27 > 0:05:31- So what are you here for? - Whatever, something to do.
0:05:31 > 0:05:35No, I mean, I'm here for smashing up a bus shelter,
0:05:35 > 0:05:40- Jazza's here for shoplifting... - Wait, is this Community Service?
0:05:40 > 0:05:45- Yeah. That's why you're here, right? - Of course. Definitely.
0:05:45 > 0:05:49Just checking. I'm here because I stole...
0:05:49 > 0:05:52- a Jet Ski.- Wow!
0:05:52 > 0:05:56- You're pretty extreme. - No big deal. It's who I am.
0:06:03 > 0:06:06You shouldn't have accepted that cash, or you should give it to Roy.
0:06:06 > 0:06:11I am giving it to Roy, kind of, by spending it in his mum's shop.
0:06:13 > 0:06:15What do you fancy? I fancy a pie.
0:06:15 > 0:06:19I'm so ashamed to have a phone call telling me my son's a vandal.
0:06:19 > 0:06:22- Mum, I didn't.- I'm too soppy with you, that's my problem.
0:06:22 > 0:06:24Wait until your dad gets home. He'll sort you out!
0:06:24 > 0:06:26I've had enough of this, you're never listening!
0:06:26 > 0:06:30You know what? I'm not that hungry now. My stomach feels all weird.
0:06:30 > 0:06:35- You know what that is? A guilty conscience.- Nah. Probably just wind.
0:06:35 > 0:06:39Roy's in trouble and it's all your fault.
0:06:39 > 0:06:42- That's why you feel bad.- OK.
0:06:42 > 0:06:44So I'll get him out of trouble.
0:06:44 > 0:06:48- You're going to tell everyone what really happened to the car?- What?!
0:06:48 > 0:06:51Don't be stupid. I've got a much better idea.
0:06:55 > 0:06:56Oh!
0:06:59 > 0:07:04- Line up, I'll put you in teams. - Go on the same team, yeah?- OK.
0:07:04 > 0:07:06Listen for your letters.
0:07:06 > 0:07:10A, B, A, B, A, B, A, B,
0:07:10 > 0:07:15A, B, A, B. OK...
0:07:15 > 0:07:17All the red As, step forward.
0:07:19 > 0:07:22Team A, you are on deckchair duty.
0:07:22 > 0:07:26- Go and help the tourists set up the chairs...- I want to go with...
0:07:26 > 0:07:32Team B, you are on beach clean-up, so grab your bags and get clearing.
0:07:38 > 0:07:41Just head lice, Louis. Nothing to worry about.
0:07:41 > 0:07:43Basically, they're little insects
0:07:43 > 0:07:46that lay eggs in your hair.
0:07:46 > 0:07:48What's in the eggs?
0:07:48 > 0:07:50Erm, baby insects, I guess.
0:07:50 > 0:07:52Or maybe little worms with teeth.
0:07:52 > 0:07:54- I'm not really sure.- Kevin,
0:07:54 > 0:07:56do you mind not grooming the children for parasites
0:07:56 > 0:07:59- where the guests can hear? - Oh, yes. Sorry, love.
0:07:59 > 0:08:01What's a parasite?
0:08:01 > 0:08:03That means they survive
0:08:03 > 0:08:05by eating your flesh
0:08:05 > 0:08:06and sucking your blood.
0:08:06 > 0:08:10- Off you pop. - LOUIS GASPS
0:08:10 > 0:08:12Kevin, look at this.
0:08:12 > 0:08:17- That website of yours has got a guestbook.- Yes. Little idea I had.
0:08:17 > 0:08:19Maybe the guests could leave feedback.
0:08:19 > 0:08:20I know what a guestbook is, but look.
0:08:20 > 0:08:24Bobo35 has put, "The service here is poor,
0:08:24 > 0:08:29- "the hygiene lax and the towels damp. Avoid."- Ouch!
0:08:29 > 0:08:32- What are you going to do about it? - Leave them in the drier longer.
0:08:32 > 0:08:36- Not the towels, the comment. How do I delete it?- You can't delete it.
0:08:36 > 0:08:40Freedom of Speech is a cornerstone of a healthy democracy.
0:08:40 > 0:08:43This isn't a democracy, Kevin. This is a B&B.
0:08:45 > 0:08:49I'm going to find Bobo35 and I'm going to sort him out.
0:09:06 > 0:09:10Oh, Roy. Come in... Sorry about the blindfold, mate,
0:09:10 > 0:09:13but we've got to keep this place a secret.
0:09:13 > 0:09:16- So why tie my ankles together? - I had some rope.
0:09:16 > 0:09:19- Tell me the idea. Then I'm going. - You're going to love this.
0:09:19 > 0:09:22Your mum's going to think you're a superhero. Ready?
0:09:22 > 0:09:27- We're going to steal a bike.- Goodbye. - No, that's not the whole plan.
0:09:27 > 0:09:31- You know there's a bike thief on the loose?- I'm not stealing a bike.
0:09:31 > 0:09:35- Of course not. Ben's going to steal a bike.- What?!
0:09:35 > 0:09:38And then you'll return it back to its owner, like you've tackled the thief.
0:09:38 > 0:09:41- It's a brilliant plan. - It's a terrible plan!
0:09:41 > 0:09:44I'm not stealing a bike! You steal it.
0:09:44 > 0:09:47- I'll steal it.- Thank you, Alison. So what do you think?
0:09:47 > 0:09:50- Well, I suppose... - Great! Let's go!
0:09:56 > 0:09:59It's disgusting! There's a dead seagull here!
0:09:59 > 0:10:02Don't shout, everyone will want one.
0:10:03 > 0:10:06Team A, excellent job.
0:10:06 > 0:10:09Hand in your sashes. We'll see you again tomorrow.
0:10:09 > 0:10:12Team B, I want two more bags full each before you go.
0:10:14 > 0:10:16SHE SIGHS
0:10:31 > 0:10:33HE CLEARS HIS THROAT
0:10:33 > 0:10:37Oh! Oh! Sorry! I was just trying to see what you were typ...
0:10:37 > 0:10:39You're not typing, are you? You're playing a game. Oh...
0:10:39 > 0:10:41Just tap that one in mid-air.
0:10:41 > 0:10:43Lays an egg. Ha-ha!
0:10:43 > 0:10:45SHE CHUCKLES
0:10:53 > 0:10:57You're so beautiful. Hello, little buggies.
0:10:57 > 0:10:59Ah, Louis, just the man.
0:10:59 > 0:11:02Listen, I don't want you to worry about these nits.
0:11:02 > 0:11:06- I'm not worried, Dad.- Good, good, cos I've got some special shampoo.
0:11:06 > 0:11:09Going to pop it on your head for 30 minutes and they'll all go.
0:11:09 > 0:11:13- Go where?- Go where...?
0:11:13 > 0:11:14Basically drowns them in poison.
0:11:14 > 0:11:17HE GASPS
0:11:18 > 0:11:21You too, love. We all need a dose of this nit shampoo.
0:11:21 > 0:11:24(Stop saying nits where the guests can hear.)
0:11:24 > 0:11:26It's no secret, the guests'll have to have it too.
0:11:26 > 0:11:28It says, "everyone in the entire household."
0:11:28 > 0:11:30I'm the victim of an online smear campaign.
0:11:30 > 0:11:34I can't go giving Bobo35 more ammunition by dousing him
0:11:34 > 0:11:39- or her in nit shampoo. Anyway, it's only Louis that's got them.- Really?
0:11:39 > 0:11:41Then why are you scratching your head?
0:11:43 > 0:11:46Stress. All right, all right!
0:11:46 > 0:11:48If you must shampoo everybody, then do it,
0:11:48 > 0:11:50but do it without them noticing.
0:11:50 > 0:11:51Right.
0:12:05 > 0:12:09Padlock, eh? Think you can beat me THAT easily?
0:12:27 > 0:12:31- HE CLEARS HIS THROAT - Green tea and lemon grass.
0:12:31 > 0:12:36Don't know whether to wash your hair in it or drink it, do you?!
0:12:36 > 0:12:39Do you wash your...? No.
0:12:39 > 0:12:41Right.
0:12:42 > 0:12:46- Tap that one in mid-air, it explodes.- Ahem...- Sorry.
0:12:46 > 0:12:48Carry on. Good game, that.
0:12:51 > 0:12:54- Charlie!- Did you get it? - Affirmative.
0:12:54 > 0:12:57- Is that the one that means yeah? - Affirmative.
0:13:03 > 0:13:05Come on, let's go!
0:13:16 > 0:13:23(Louis. Come here. Listen... Does that sound like typing to you?)
0:13:23 > 0:13:25TAPPING
0:13:29 > 0:13:32Right, Bobo35, the game's up!
0:13:47 > 0:13:52- Oh, it's you! I thought I heard typing.- No.
0:13:52 > 0:13:55(I'm just sneaking nit shampoo into the bottles.)
0:13:55 > 0:13:59It's funny really, because you're bugging the guests... Ha-ha-ha!
0:13:59 > 0:14:02- ..and I'm debugging them! - HE LAUGHS
0:14:02 > 0:14:04Hilarious(!)
0:14:05 > 0:14:07Well...
0:14:10 > 0:14:13What happened to you? You look like the inside of the green bin!
0:14:13 > 0:14:15I want to get these clothes off,
0:14:15 > 0:14:18have a shower and give my hair a good, deep wash.
0:14:18 > 0:14:22- Oh, good. Use that. - SHE SNIFFS
0:14:22 > 0:14:25- This is nit shampoo!- Yes. It's nit shampoo because Louis has got nits.
0:14:25 > 0:14:28If he's got nits, why do I have to have nit shampoo?
0:14:28 > 0:14:31- Because nits can jump from head... - Just stop saying the word nits.
0:14:31 > 0:14:36- Nits, nits nits. I'm not doing it! - Fine! We'll shave all your hair off!
0:14:36 > 0:14:38- Your choice. You too, Louis. - In a minute!
0:14:50 > 0:14:53You hide in here until it's safe, buggies.
0:15:00 > 0:15:02Now, go and knock on the door,
0:15:02 > 0:15:05give them the bike and tell them what I told you to say.
0:15:21 > 0:15:27- Yes?- Oh... I've got your bike. - What?- This bike. It's for you.
0:15:27 > 0:15:31- I don't want a bike. - It's yours. It got stolen.
0:15:31 > 0:15:34- Are you all right, Katie? - This boy wants to sell me a bike.
0:15:34 > 0:15:37- He said it's stolen. - What I mean is...- Hang on a minute.
0:15:37 > 0:15:41This is my bike. This is meant to be chained up
0:15:41 > 0:15:43- in my back yard.- Your bike?
0:15:43 > 0:15:44So you're that bike thief
0:15:44 > 0:15:48- who's been going round... - Stealing bikes.- Yeah.
0:15:48 > 0:15:50Wait... You've made a mistake.
0:15:50 > 0:15:55The guy who stole your bike was a great big...woman. She went that way.
0:15:55 > 0:15:58- Please...don't tell my mum. - Oh, I'm not going to tell your mum.
0:16:05 > 0:16:08Psst! Roy, if you get sent to jail, we'll come and bust you out.
0:16:17 > 0:16:21- Don't say a word about how I look. - You look the same as normal!
0:16:22 > 0:16:24What's that smell? Has a guest died?
0:16:24 > 0:16:27Not yet, Charlie, but one's about to. Listen.
0:16:27 > 0:16:31"Today, my shampoo was replaced with some kind of foul-smelling syrup.
0:16:31 > 0:16:36"This B&B is clearly run by a pair of escaped lunatics."
0:16:36 > 0:16:39- Which guest wrote that?- I don't know. We did that to all of them.
0:16:39 > 0:16:42- You realise what this means, don't you?- Yes.
0:16:42 > 0:16:44It means it's time to let it go and move on.
0:16:44 > 0:16:48It means it's time to treat each guest badly, but in a different way.
0:16:48 > 0:16:50Exact... What?
0:16:50 > 0:16:52That way, we'll find out who's posting the comments.
0:16:52 > 0:16:57- Won't that damage our reputation? - Bobo35 is damaging our reputation.
0:16:57 > 0:17:00- I'm acting in self-defence.- Right.
0:17:00 > 0:17:03You're not going to do anything crazy, are you, Helen?
0:17:03 > 0:17:06- Do I look like a crazy person?- No.
0:17:06 > 0:17:10- You're next.- OK. - Remember, not a word.
0:17:10 > 0:17:13We don't want Environmental Health finding out about this.
0:17:13 > 0:17:15Don't worry, I've got backup.
0:17:22 > 0:17:25- Oh!- Agh!- Oh, gosh, I'm so sorry!
0:17:25 > 0:17:26How clumsy of me!
0:17:26 > 0:17:28Sorry. Sorry.
0:17:35 > 0:17:37OK, guys, it's safe to come out.
0:17:41 > 0:17:43Go, little buggie buddies.
0:17:52 > 0:17:55- Hi, there.- Hey.- Sorry about yesterday. We got split up.
0:17:55 > 0:17:58- I was thinking, today, we could... - Something smells weird.
0:17:58 > 0:18:03- Do you think it's one of those dead seagulls?- Yeah, probably.
0:18:03 > 0:18:05Right, are we all lined up?
0:18:08 > 0:18:11We know the system now. We can get on the same team.
0:18:11 > 0:18:14OK, so we've got a new volunteer for the day
0:18:14 > 0:18:17whose mum thinks he needs to learn some discipline.
0:18:17 > 0:18:19Everyone say hello to Roy.
0:18:19 > 0:18:21ALL: Hi, Roy.
0:18:25 > 0:18:28OK. A, B, A, B, A, B,
0:18:28 > 0:18:31A, B, A, B, A, B.
0:18:31 > 0:18:33Team A, step forward.
0:18:33 > 0:18:35Team A, deckchairs.
0:18:35 > 0:18:37But...
0:18:37 > 0:18:40Team B, bin bags. Get picking.
0:18:45 > 0:18:47Morning, Roy boy. Digging the sash.
0:18:47 > 0:18:50Please, leave me alone. I don't want your help.
0:18:50 > 0:18:53I don't want to see you or speak to you or think about you ever again.
0:18:53 > 0:18:57- All right. I understand. - So is that it?
0:18:57 > 0:19:00Are you joking? That was a cry for help. He needs us more now than ever.
0:19:07 > 0:19:08So here's what we've got to do.
0:19:08 > 0:19:11Change this...into this.
0:19:14 > 0:19:19- Alison, what are you staring at?- Dead seagull.- No, really. What are you...
0:19:19 > 0:19:24- Urgh! Why would you even do that? - Watch it go rotten.
0:19:24 > 0:19:28That's brilliant! That's exactly what we need, a manky dead seagull.
0:19:28 > 0:19:33- What?- Dad said if the council knew we had nits, they'd close the B&B,
0:19:33 > 0:19:36so imagine what would happen if they found a dead seagull in a chip shop.
0:19:36 > 0:19:39- So what's the plan? - We hide the seagull in the chip shop,
0:19:39 > 0:19:41Roy finds it before anyone else
0:19:41 > 0:19:43and saves the business. What could go wrong?
0:19:43 > 0:19:46Tonnes of things. You could get caught sneaking in.
0:19:46 > 0:19:50I won't get caught, cos you're the one sneaking in.
0:19:50 > 0:19:54Yeah, Ben. I stole the bike. Now it's your turn.
0:19:54 > 0:19:57But I can't go in there on my own.
0:19:57 > 0:20:00Don't worry. You won't be on your own.
0:20:15 > 0:20:17Two down, one to go.
0:20:22 > 0:20:23We need to distract Roy's mum,
0:20:23 > 0:20:25so Ben can plant the seagull inside.
0:20:25 > 0:20:27That's easy. Street fight!
0:20:27 > 0:20:31Or...maybe I could pretend to be sick.
0:20:31 > 0:20:34- No. Definitely street fight! - Too late!
0:20:34 > 0:20:38HE GROANS
0:20:41 > 0:20:44- What's happened?- A dog bit him. I think it had rabies.
0:20:50 > 0:20:52Oh, there's nowhere to put it!
0:20:53 > 0:20:56You call the ambulance, I'll do mouth-to-mouth.
0:21:07 > 0:21:08Get off!
0:21:09 > 0:21:11Oh, think! Think!
0:21:13 > 0:21:15FAT SIZZLES
0:21:16 > 0:21:20- I'm OK now. I think it was hiccups. - Are you sure you're OK?
0:21:20 > 0:21:22100%. Never better.
0:21:25 > 0:21:28I won't detain you from your business any longer.
0:21:32 > 0:21:37I can't believe Ryan went home early AGAIN. Life's not fair.
0:21:37 > 0:21:40- I'm increasingly aware of this. - It's not going to beat me.
0:21:40 > 0:21:43I'm going back tomorrow and every day, for as long as it takes.
0:21:43 > 0:21:44I WILL get on Ryan's team.
0:21:44 > 0:21:48- Anyway, good chat. Thanks for the advice.- What advice?
0:21:54 > 0:21:56That was so exciting!
0:21:56 > 0:21:59Look at me, I'm shaking!
0:21:59 > 0:22:03- You hid the seagull, right? - Yeah. In the chip fryer.
0:22:03 > 0:22:05It was the only place it would fit.
0:22:05 > 0:22:10- You deep-fried a dead seagull?- Yeah.
0:22:10 > 0:22:13- Cool!- So, er, now what?
0:22:13 > 0:22:17Easy, we just have to tell Roy before he goes into the shop.
0:22:17 > 0:22:21I've had enough of this! You never listen! You need to pay attention!
0:22:21 > 0:22:23I hope you learned an important lesson today at the beach.
0:22:23 > 0:22:25This is what happens to boys who steal.
0:22:25 > 0:22:27THEY SQUAWK
0:22:27 > 0:22:31- Are you listening to me? - THEY SQUAWK
0:22:31 > 0:22:33- Go and see what they want. - I don't want to.
0:22:33 > 0:22:37Well, I don't want them standing there all night. Go outside.
0:22:39 > 0:22:42- Why won't you leave me alone? - I'm trying to help!
0:22:42 > 0:22:46After I broke the wing mirror and you got the blame, I thought...
0:22:46 > 0:22:49- YOU broke the wing mirror! - Anyway, that's not the point...
0:22:49 > 0:22:53- You're a bad boy! A very bad boy! - OK, Roy, but I've still got to...
0:22:53 > 0:22:54You're a bad, bad boy!
0:22:58 > 0:23:01HE GROANS
0:23:01 > 0:23:04I'm sorry, buggies. I wasn't thinking.
0:23:04 > 0:23:08So, I've spilt water on Mrs Twig, I've left wet tea bags
0:23:08 > 0:23:11- in Mr Blake's sink, so that just leaves Mrs Cox to upset.- Oh!
0:23:11 > 0:23:13So you're deliberately trying to annoy the guests?
0:23:13 > 0:23:15It's got to be done.
0:23:15 > 0:23:17You can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs... Oh!
0:23:17 > 0:23:20- BOTH: Afternoon, Mrs Cox. - Good afternoon.
0:23:20 > 0:23:23Oh! Argh!
0:23:23 > 0:23:29Agh! Sorry, bugs! Agh! Argh!
0:23:30 > 0:23:33- Argh!- That should do the trick.
0:23:35 > 0:23:37Argh!
0:23:37 > 0:23:41- You're a bad, bad, bad boy! - OK, Roy, I hear you. I'm a bad boy,
0:23:41 > 0:23:44- but I've still got to tell you something.- No, I won't listen.
0:23:44 > 0:23:50- You are bad. La-la-la-la-la-la... - HE SQUAWKS
0:23:53 > 0:23:56- Good evening, sir.- You know your boy is out there behaving very oddly!
0:23:56 > 0:23:58I don't know what's up with him. Tried to help him.
0:23:58 > 0:24:02- Took him to the beach to pick up dead seagulls. Did it work?- Right.
0:24:02 > 0:24:05Fish and chips, please. Nice, big piece of fish, if you've got it.
0:24:14 > 0:24:16It wasn't me.
0:24:18 > 0:24:22- You're going to the beach again? - Every day, until I get what I want.
0:24:22 > 0:24:24Well, don't be back too late.
0:24:24 > 0:24:27We've got another family shampoo session tonight.
0:24:27 > 0:24:31- The first one didn't take, for some reason.- Gotcha!- What's this?
0:24:31 > 0:24:34More bad reviews? What are they complaining about this time?
0:24:34 > 0:24:38- The spilled vase, damp tea bags, or the scratching boy?- All three.
0:24:38 > 0:24:42Three separate bad reviews. Just as I thought. They're all guilty.
0:24:43 > 0:24:48Oh, Mrs Twig. Hope you enjoyed your stay.
0:24:48 > 0:24:50Thank you.
0:24:50 > 0:24:52By the way, you're going home with nits.
0:25:00 > 0:25:02Thought you were only here a day.
0:25:02 > 0:25:05My mum says I've got to come here every day for a month. I don't care.
0:25:05 > 0:25:09- I don't care about anything any more.- OK, listen up, people...
0:25:09 > 0:25:13A, B, A, B, A, B,
0:25:13 > 0:25:18- A, B, A, B, A, B, A, B.- Yes!
0:25:18 > 0:25:24- Team A, deckchairs. Team B, bin bags.- Yes!
0:25:24 > 0:25:28- Were both on the B team! - Ryan Maxwell, you shouldn't be here.
0:25:28 > 0:25:32You've already completed your 100 hours. Well done, lad. Off you go.
0:25:32 > 0:25:36- Don't let me see you down here again, all right?- Great. Thanks.
0:25:40 > 0:25:45Ryan, listen. The thing is, I really like you.
0:25:45 > 0:25:49I was wondering if we could, you know, hang out sometime?
0:25:49 > 0:25:53I really like you too, Hannah, but all this has made me realise
0:25:53 > 0:25:56I want to stop being a criminal,
0:25:56 > 0:25:58sort my life out. That means I can't hang around with bad influences.
0:25:58 > 0:26:02- I'm not a bad influence.- You did steal a Jet Ski.- No, I didn't.
0:26:02 > 0:26:05I'm not even a real criminal. Check the list.
0:26:05 > 0:26:08- I'm not on the list, am I? - You, back to work. You, clear off.
0:26:08 > 0:26:12Goodbye, Hannah. I hope one day, you'll see the error of your ways.
0:26:12 > 0:26:15My ways have no error. I'm not guilty! Ryan, check the list!
0:26:15 > 0:26:18Ryan! Ryan...
0:26:18 > 0:26:20Ryan.
0:26:29 > 0:26:33- Listen, about last night... - No. This time, you listen to me.
0:26:33 > 0:26:36I am a patient boy and I will have my revenge,
0:26:36 > 0:26:39no matter how long it takes, I will have payback!
0:26:41 > 0:26:42Talk about ungrateful!
0:26:42 > 0:26:45It goes to show, you shouldn't try to help people.
0:26:45 > 0:26:50- They never appreciate it.- Well, you live and learn.- That reminds me.
0:26:50 > 0:26:52I've been practising and I can definitely kick the ball over
0:26:52 > 0:26:56- Mr Leith's house now. Want to come and watch?- Yes!- Yes!
0:27:01 > 0:27:02How can this be right?
0:27:02 > 0:27:05Cleaning out the oven until it's sparkling new, and for what?
0:27:05 > 0:27:08Leith's lucky I smashed his bedroom window with that ball.
0:27:08 > 0:27:11The way it collapsed, it was dangerously weak.
0:27:11 > 0:27:14It could have hurt someone! What kind of lesson is this for a child?
0:27:14 > 0:27:16It's a travesty of justice!
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