Bee Boy

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0:00:34 > 0:00:36£100? For what?

0:00:36 > 0:00:38Stupid business studies project.

0:00:38 > 0:00:41We have to start a business that makes a profit of a hundred quid.

0:00:41 > 0:00:44And your idea for a business is we just give you the money?

0:00:44 > 0:00:46It's revolutionary(!)

0:00:46 > 0:00:48I just thought doing it would be really hard.

0:00:48 > 0:00:50You're so considerate(!)

0:00:50 > 0:00:53How does THIS look like THIS?

0:00:53 > 0:00:55I'm not a seamstress!

0:00:55 > 0:00:57Anyway, you look more like a bee than he does.

0:00:57 > 0:01:00You're dressing up like a bee? What are you, five?

0:01:00 > 0:01:02He's meeting the writer of his favourite comic. Bee Man.

0:01:02 > 0:01:05Bee Boy! His name is Bee Boy!

0:01:05 > 0:01:09The best costume wins a copy of the next Bee Boy comic

0:01:09 > 0:01:10signed by the author.

0:01:10 > 0:01:14And you're letting him go out like that? People know we're related.

0:01:14 > 0:01:18Cakes! For your project, you could bake cakes and sell cakes.

0:01:18 > 0:01:20I told you - I don't want to do it!

0:01:20 > 0:01:22You have to. It's your school work.

0:01:22 > 0:01:24Please, just give me the money.

0:01:24 > 0:01:26- No.- Probably best if you just do it, love.

0:01:26 > 0:01:28That is so unfair!

0:01:39 > 0:01:41ALARM CLOCK BLEEPS

0:01:41 > 0:01:43Charlie...

0:01:43 > 0:01:45It's six o'clock. Go back to sleep.

0:01:45 > 0:01:47I want to go with you.

0:01:47 > 0:01:49- No. You can't.- Why not?

0:01:49 > 0:01:53You're not a superhero. You can't fire honey nets from your wrists.

0:01:53 > 0:01:55You can't either.

0:01:55 > 0:01:57Yeah, I can.

0:01:57 > 0:02:00I have superpowers like Bee Boy, but I have to keep mine a secret.

0:02:00 > 0:02:03How did you get superpowers?

0:02:03 > 0:02:08I...fell into a vat of radioactive honey.

0:02:08 > 0:02:10See you, buddy.

0:02:17 > 0:02:19You look nothing like him.

0:02:19 > 0:02:21You look like something hatching out of an egg.

0:02:21 > 0:02:25I can still win if no-one wears a costume.

0:02:25 > 0:02:27Anyway, we're first in the queue.

0:02:27 > 0:02:30We'll be right at front, and we can definitely see Mr King,

0:02:30 > 0:02:32and we can say...

0:02:32 > 0:02:34BOTH: My life for the hive!

0:02:34 > 0:02:36That's Bee Boy's catchphrase.

0:02:36 > 0:02:37He lives in a hive?

0:02:37 > 0:02:41No, he means humanity. We are his hive.

0:02:41 > 0:02:46Oh! It's a crude metaphor for the shortcoming of individualism.

0:02:51 > 0:02:55I'll be quiet now. Get some sleep.

0:02:55 > 0:02:57Urgh, not again...

0:03:00 > 0:03:02Why? Why are you doing this to me?

0:03:02 > 0:03:04Whoa! What's gone on here?

0:03:04 > 0:03:07Baking muffins - I can't do it! I just can't!

0:03:07 > 0:03:09Maybe you over-mixed the batter.

0:03:09 > 0:03:12I literally have no idea what you're talking about.

0:03:12 > 0:03:14- Never mind. Just try again.- No!

0:03:14 > 0:03:17I mean, why don't I do a batch for you?

0:03:17 > 0:03:19Hang on. This is Hannah's project,

0:03:19 > 0:03:21she needs to learn about responsibility.

0:03:21 > 0:03:23I already learned that with my hamster!

0:03:23 > 0:03:24Your hamster died.

0:03:24 > 0:03:27But I had a whole morning of responsibility!

0:03:27 > 0:03:28Can't we just help her?

0:03:28 > 0:03:30I'm not sure we can afford a new kitchen.

0:03:30 > 0:03:32Please, Dad?

0:03:32 > 0:03:35I mean you're so good at business...

0:03:35 > 0:03:36That's...true.

0:03:36 > 0:03:38OK, but this is your project.

0:03:38 > 0:03:40Me and your mother are merely consultants.

0:03:40 > 0:03:43Yeah, yeah... I'll be the baking consultant.

0:03:43 > 0:03:45I'll teach you how to make a perfect mess-free muffins.

0:03:45 > 0:03:48And you can be the shopping consultant.

0:03:48 > 0:03:50I teach her how to shop?

0:03:55 > 0:03:58SNORING

0:03:58 > 0:04:01CROWD CHATTERING OUTSIDE

0:04:01 > 0:04:02What's that noise?

0:04:07 > 0:04:09Is that a queue?

0:04:15 > 0:04:17What you doing? The queue's this side.

0:04:17 > 0:04:20- No. It's this side. - But we've been here since six!

0:04:20 > 0:04:22We got up just before dawn so we'd be first!

0:04:22 > 0:04:24Who you dressed as? Balloon Man?

0:04:24 > 0:04:26KIDS LAUGH

0:04:26 > 0:04:28Charlie...

0:04:28 > 0:04:31Is that a REAL Sting Laser?

0:04:31 > 0:04:33Imported from Chicago.

0:04:33 > 0:04:36Collectors item - it's got the authentic honeycomb grip.

0:04:36 > 0:04:37Wow!

0:04:37 > 0:04:41A genuine Sting Laser and you're just giving it away for free?!

0:04:41 > 0:04:43What? I never said...

0:04:43 > 0:04:45- Really, for free?- Me! - Give it to me! I want it!

0:04:45 > 0:04:49No! Stop! The photon switch - it's delicate!

0:04:49 > 0:04:51Get off! Get off me!

0:04:51 > 0:04:53See? Told you we'd be at the front of the queue.

0:04:53 > 0:04:55Outstanding!

0:04:55 > 0:04:57- I saw what you did!- But...

0:04:57 > 0:05:01No! You're a troublemaker and you're banned!

0:05:10 > 0:05:15Ah... Let me guess. Business studies project for Jenny?

0:05:15 > 0:05:16How did you know?

0:05:16 > 0:05:19Great minds think alike. I had the same idea, actually.

0:05:19 > 0:05:21Baked goods. Always a winner, isn't it?

0:05:21 > 0:05:24- What's Jenny baking? - Oh, nothing special...

0:05:24 > 0:05:26Just triple chocolate choux pastry buns

0:05:26 > 0:05:28in a banana and lemon drizzle. Hannah?

0:05:28 > 0:05:30Em... Muffins.

0:05:30 > 0:05:34Oh, going for the low end of the market? Interesting strategy.

0:05:36 > 0:05:39But I warn you, Jenny's determined to win.

0:05:39 > 0:05:41Win?

0:05:41 > 0:05:44I mean pass. It's not about beating anyone, is it?

0:05:44 > 0:05:45No, no!

0:05:45 > 0:05:48That's not the important thing here at all.

0:05:49 > 0:05:54Anyway, better report back to the CEO or I'll be on a warning!

0:05:54 > 0:05:55That's a good one!

0:05:55 > 0:05:57A warning from a 12-year-old.

0:06:09 > 0:06:11This one's the comic shop.

0:06:14 > 0:06:15And look!

0:06:15 > 0:06:16An open window!

0:06:16 > 0:06:21Great. An extremely dangerous climb followed by a criminal act.

0:06:21 > 0:06:25They're the criminals, locking us out for nothing.

0:06:25 > 0:06:26It's not dangerous.

0:06:26 > 0:06:30It's just onto the drainpipe, onto the ledge, jump up to the window,

0:06:30 > 0:06:32- and you're in.- To intensive care.

0:06:32 > 0:06:34That'll never hold our weight.

0:06:34 > 0:06:37Yeah, it will. Look...

0:06:37 > 0:06:38GUTTER SNAPS

0:06:38 > 0:06:40Oops!

0:06:40 > 0:06:42Or we could just try the door?

0:06:50 > 0:06:51Empty. Come on.

0:06:51 > 0:06:53Charlie, we shouldn't be here.

0:06:53 > 0:06:54Wow... Cool.

0:06:56 > 0:06:58OK, you've seen it, let's go.

0:06:58 > 0:07:00We'll hide behind that.

0:07:00 > 0:07:03Sneak out when the crowd come in, and get a good seat.

0:07:03 > 0:07:05Quick!

0:07:05 > 0:07:06Hurry up!

0:07:06 > 0:07:08I can't. I'm too roundy!

0:07:10 > 0:07:12Breathe in a bit.

0:07:12 > 0:07:14My one had the authentic honeycomb grip.

0:07:14 > 0:07:16You mentioned that. Quite a few times.

0:07:16 > 0:07:18King's train gets in in ten minutes.

0:07:18 > 0:07:21I'll let them in now, they can buy some stuff,

0:07:21 > 0:07:23get settled before he arrives.

0:07:26 > 0:07:27Charlie, get off my foot.

0:07:30 > 0:07:33Three...two...one... Go!

0:07:47 > 0:07:50You're lucky we tested that and found out it was weak!

0:07:50 > 0:07:52It could have collapsed on Mr King!

0:07:55 > 0:07:57You can buzz off!

0:07:57 > 0:08:00Just to be clear, this life ban,

0:08:00 > 0:08:03it is only when I'm being Bee Boy, ain't it?

0:08:09 > 0:08:11Phew! I'm exhausted.

0:08:11 > 0:08:14You've only put them in the oven. I did the mixing!

0:08:14 > 0:08:16OK, guys, let's roll. We need to get another batch on!

0:08:16 > 0:08:18What? Why?

0:08:18 > 0:08:19We've got competition.

0:08:19 > 0:08:22I just bumped into John Leith, and Jenny is also doing cakes.

0:08:22 > 0:08:23And he was so condescending

0:08:23 > 0:08:26about her triple chocolate choux dribble...

0:08:26 > 0:08:27Ooh, sounds delicious.

0:08:27 > 0:08:30Jenny is brilliant at baking. We might as well give up.

0:08:30 > 0:08:32No, no, no! That is not the attitude, sister.

0:08:32 > 0:08:35If we work together as a team, we can crush the Leiths.

0:08:35 > 0:08:37In a good way.

0:08:37 > 0:08:40We need to work... Oh, bean bag!

0:08:40 > 0:08:44We need to work on your sales technique.

0:08:44 > 0:08:46You're going door to door,

0:08:46 > 0:08:48so your first point of contact is the knock.

0:08:50 > 0:08:53Not too fast... HE KNOCKS QUICKLY

0:08:53 > 0:08:55See? Needy, desperate.

0:08:55 > 0:08:57HE KNOCKS STEADILY

0:08:57 > 0:09:00Good knock. Solid, reliable.

0:09:00 > 0:09:03Then add a signature twist.

0:09:03 > 0:09:06HE KNOCKS RHYTHMICALLY

0:09:06 > 0:09:08Makes them think, "This guy's got a sense of humour.

0:09:08 > 0:09:12"I'm going to buy loads of cakes off him-slash-her." Any questions?

0:09:12 > 0:09:14What if they've got a bell?

0:09:18 > 0:09:23We'll go back to mine, have a go at my new extreme jigsaw -

0:09:23 > 0:09:25a pine forest at night.

0:09:25 > 0:09:27Almost impossible.

0:09:27 > 0:09:30No way. You heard him. King's train just got in.

0:09:30 > 0:09:33- So...?- We intercept him, run interference...

0:09:33 > 0:09:35What does that even mean?

0:09:35 > 0:09:37It means, I might not be in the competition,

0:09:37 > 0:09:40- but we can still get our comics signed!- Outstanding!

0:09:43 > 0:09:44SHE KNOCKS RHYTHMICALLY

0:09:44 > 0:09:48No, no, no, that just sounds insincere and frivolous....

0:09:48 > 0:09:50HE REPEATS KNOCK EXACTLY

0:09:50 > 0:09:51See?

0:09:51 > 0:09:54No... No, I don't see!

0:09:54 > 0:09:57OK, we need to move on.

0:09:57 > 0:10:00Once the door opens, it is all about A-B-C...

0:10:00 > 0:10:02That is A...

0:10:02 > 0:10:03B...

0:10:03 > 0:10:05C... Right?

0:10:05 > 0:10:07Always. Be. Closing.

0:10:07 > 0:10:11- Closing?- Closing the deal. Getting them to buy a cake.

0:10:11 > 0:10:13Imagine I am an old lady.

0:10:13 > 0:10:16"Oh, hello, my dear, lovely door knock, by the way.

0:10:16 > 0:10:17"How can I help you today?"

0:10:17 > 0:10:20You want some? They're a quid.

0:10:20 > 0:10:23Oh, we are going to need a lot more work on this...

0:10:23 > 0:10:25Why are you doing this to me?

0:10:25 > 0:10:26Let's start again.

0:10:26 > 0:10:29MICROWAVE PINGS

0:10:29 > 0:10:33Louie! I've told you - you can't play with the microwave!

0:10:33 > 0:10:37I wasn't playing. I was making radioactive honey.

0:10:37 > 0:10:41Well, you've ruined that now, so just go play in your room.

0:10:43 > 0:10:46What are you doing? Did you not see him?

0:10:46 > 0:10:48I'm trying to teach Hannah to sell.

0:10:48 > 0:10:49It's very stressful.

0:10:49 > 0:10:51She's tough, she can take it.

0:10:55 > 0:10:58We'll take him up to the den, get him to sign all our comics!

0:10:58 > 0:11:02We're luring him to the den? I'm pretty sure that's kidnapping.

0:11:02 > 0:11:06Nah. That's only if you chain them to a radiator.

0:11:07 > 0:11:09I have eyes on the target.

0:11:09 > 0:11:10OK, just act cool.

0:11:10 > 0:11:12Mr King!

0:11:12 > 0:11:15And who are you...Bumble Bee Boy?

0:11:15 > 0:11:19Brian from the comic shop sent me to meet you, show you the way.

0:11:19 > 0:11:22Ah... My very own guard of honour.

0:11:22 > 0:11:24BOTH: My life for the hive!

0:11:34 > 0:11:36It is! It's radioactive!

0:11:51 > 0:11:53Don't worry - the sign's not true.

0:11:53 > 0:11:55Just part of our security protocol.

0:11:55 > 0:11:57We don't actually have poisonous gas.

0:11:57 > 0:11:59What is this place? Where's the comic shop?

0:11:59 > 0:12:02We'll just be a minute.

0:12:03 > 0:12:06Just to be clear, you're here out of your own free will.

0:12:06 > 0:12:09There's no question of coercion.

0:12:09 > 0:12:11Come on.

0:12:11 > 0:12:14Just crawl through here. In you go.

0:12:24 > 0:12:28Ah, you wanted me to see this - all your Bee Boy stuff.

0:12:28 > 0:12:31Yeah, you even wrote to us once.

0:12:31 > 0:12:36"Please, please, please, please stop sending me these strange letters..."

0:12:38 > 0:12:40You're that kid that wrote to me a hundred times.

0:12:40 > 0:12:42126.

0:12:42 > 0:12:44And what did we get back? Nothing.

0:12:44 > 0:12:47But don't worry, you can make up for it now.

0:12:51 > 0:12:54Just sign these and we'll forgive you.

0:12:55 > 0:12:58That's a lot of comics...

0:13:00 > 0:13:01All right!

0:13:05 > 0:13:07And mine.

0:13:17 > 0:13:19Good luck, Hannah. And remember... A-B-C.

0:13:19 > 0:13:22- Always be closing!- Good advice.

0:13:25 > 0:13:26Ladies and gentlemen,

0:13:26 > 0:13:30what you're about to see, you can't tell anyone.

0:13:32 > 0:13:37I'm going to throw this in the air and catch it in my honey net.

0:13:41 > 0:13:44PLATE SMASHES

0:13:44 > 0:13:46Louie! What are you doing?

0:13:46 > 0:13:48You've smashed a plate!

0:13:48 > 0:13:53Sorry, Mum. I was playing honey nets but they didn't work.

0:13:56 > 0:14:00I'll buy you loads of plates when I'm a superhero.

0:14:01 > 0:14:06Just... Just go up to your room and try and play something less odd.

0:14:06 > 0:14:11Sorry. Sorry about him. He's not normally like this...

0:14:11 > 0:14:13He's normally worse!

0:14:13 > 0:14:15SHE LAUGHS

0:14:16 > 0:14:18More tea?

0:14:27 > 0:14:31MOURNFUL VIOLIN MUSIC

0:14:52 > 0:14:53I had another idea -

0:14:53 > 0:14:55a super-intelligent shark attacks London

0:14:55 > 0:14:57and Bee Boy has to go underwater.

0:14:57 > 0:15:00- Please! I don't want any more ideas! - But they're really good.

0:15:00 > 0:15:02Then the shark gets eaten by a giant frog...

0:15:02 > 0:15:04- Wow.- ..who falls into a volcano.

0:15:04 > 0:15:05Look, I don't want any more ideas

0:15:05 > 0:15:07because I'm taking a break from Bee Boy.

0:15:07 > 0:15:11I want to write something else. A novel.

0:15:11 > 0:15:12Is Bee Boy in it?

0:15:12 > 0:15:17No. No, it's about a lonely man looking for love in London.

0:15:17 > 0:15:20It's very deep. He's a writer.

0:15:20 > 0:15:22No-one's going to read that!

0:15:22 > 0:15:25Oh! It's true!

0:15:25 > 0:15:28Give me that! It's the final issue. It's private.

0:15:28 > 0:15:30Sorry.

0:15:30 > 0:15:33Bee Boy - he goes and starts a new life as a geography teacher.

0:15:33 > 0:15:35No!

0:15:35 > 0:15:38Makes sense. Steady job,

0:15:38 > 0:15:40pension, great holidays...

0:15:40 > 0:15:44I've got a talk to give, so if you'll please excuse me...

0:15:44 > 0:15:45I have a lot to be getting on with.

0:15:45 > 0:15:49I can't be sitting around talking with all of you...

0:15:49 > 0:15:51- DOOR SLAMS - ..lovely as it's been...

0:15:52 > 0:15:54Hello?

0:15:55 > 0:15:57Hello?

0:15:58 > 0:16:01- Let me out!- I'm sorry, Mr King, but we're holding you hostage.

0:16:01 > 0:16:04Don't use the H word! It looks bad in court!

0:16:04 > 0:16:07Just promise Bee Boy stays on the job.

0:16:07 > 0:16:10Think about it, you'll see it makes sense.

0:16:10 > 0:16:12Uh, let... Let me go.

0:16:12 > 0:16:13You'll thank me one day.

0:16:13 > 0:16:16- HE BANGS ON DOOR - Help! Help!

0:16:16 > 0:16:19We really can't be doing this! This really is kidnapping!

0:16:19 > 0:16:21No. It's false imprisonment.

0:16:21 > 0:16:25Unlike the jail time we'll serve, which will be very, very real!

0:16:25 > 0:16:27Police! Police!

0:16:27 > 0:16:30He's brave now, but if he's anything like my dad,

0:16:30 > 0:16:33a few hours in solitary, and he'll be crying like a baby.

0:16:35 > 0:16:36Help!

0:16:40 > 0:16:42Fancy her last one?

0:16:42 > 0:16:44Oh!

0:16:44 > 0:16:46A quid to you, sir.

0:16:46 > 0:16:47Right...

0:16:55 > 0:16:57Uh, not bad.

0:16:57 > 0:17:00Yes, we sold the lot, 80 units.

0:17:00 > 0:17:03Still, not good enough for the CEO, is it?

0:17:03 > 0:17:04It is, actually.

0:17:04 > 0:17:07No, she wants to do double that now, doesn't she?

0:17:07 > 0:17:09Oh! Well done, you!

0:17:09 > 0:17:10Sold quite a few!

0:17:10 > 0:17:12No, none.

0:17:12 > 0:17:13But you've got less cakes.

0:17:13 > 0:17:15Yeah... I got hungry.

0:17:15 > 0:17:16- LAUGHING:- Hungry?!

0:17:16 > 0:17:19Talk about eating into the profit margins!

0:17:19 > 0:17:20You want to buy one?

0:17:20 > 0:17:22Not today, thanks.

0:17:22 > 0:17:23Hang on, I just bought...

0:17:23 > 0:17:26Come on, Jenny, we've got some baking to do.

0:17:28 > 0:17:31- Are we finished all this now?- Yes.

0:17:31 > 0:17:33As soon as I crush him like an ant.

0:17:33 > 0:17:35Healthy and yummy...

0:17:38 > 0:17:41He hasn't said anything for ten minutes!

0:17:41 > 0:17:42He's bluffing.

0:17:42 > 0:17:46What if something's happened? What if he's dead?

0:17:46 > 0:17:47We'll have to open it.

0:17:47 > 0:17:51Negative on that. He's an enemy combatant - he knew the risks.

0:17:51 > 0:17:52Aha!

0:17:54 > 0:17:55Mr King, please...

0:17:55 > 0:18:00We've failed Bee Boy. And he gave us so much.

0:18:02 > 0:18:05That's it! We'll have to show King how important Bee Boy is.

0:18:05 > 0:18:08Much more important than some rubbish novel!

0:18:08 > 0:18:11By writing an essay outlining some valuable lessons

0:18:11 > 0:18:13you've learned from Bee Boy?

0:18:13 > 0:18:16No. By doing a robbery.

0:18:16 > 0:18:20You want to get yourself on a corner, then you get the perfect footfall.

0:18:20 > 0:18:22Kevin! How's it going?

0:18:22 > 0:18:24Brilliant! Yes. Strength to strength.

0:18:24 > 0:18:26- Yes, this is a good spot, I think. - Yes, indeed, yes.

0:18:26 > 0:18:28Yes. You should probably get yourselves a corner with

0:18:28 > 0:18:31- a lot of footfall like this one, which is ours.- No, this is ours

0:18:31 > 0:18:34- cos we got here first.- No, I put my foot down first.- You didn't.

0:18:34 > 0:18:36- I think I was actually earlier... - You OK?

0:18:36 > 0:18:40Yeah. Except for the endless shame and humiliation.

0:18:40 > 0:18:41I know.

0:18:41 > 0:18:44And we won't sell anything here with these two going at it.

0:18:45 > 0:18:46They look hungry.

0:18:49 > 0:18:51Look, just have the corner!

0:18:51 > 0:18:52Thank you.

0:18:56 > 0:18:58Cakes?

0:18:58 > 0:18:59Better cakes?

0:18:59 > 0:19:01These are better cakes, much better cakes.

0:19:01 > 0:19:05- The best cakes! - These are posher, much posher.

0:19:05 > 0:19:07- Cheaper cakes!- Choux pastry!

0:19:13 > 0:19:15Target acquired.

0:19:15 > 0:19:16OK, Alison.

0:19:22 > 0:19:23Wait! Stop! Stop!

0:19:23 > 0:19:26Don't worry, I'll get your briefcase back!

0:19:26 > 0:19:28Just like Bee Boy taught me.

0:19:28 > 0:19:29My life for the hive!

0:19:41 > 0:19:44Guess who sold all their cakes and made a hundred quid?

0:19:44 > 0:19:47Well done, Hannah. Yay!

0:19:47 > 0:19:50Thanks. I've got this weird feeling in my stomach.

0:19:50 > 0:19:53At first, I thought it might be wind, but then I realised,

0:19:53 > 0:19:56it might actually be...a sense of achievement.

0:19:56 > 0:19:58Where's your dad?

0:19:58 > 0:20:00He's out in the garden building something.

0:20:00 > 0:20:01He's what?

0:20:05 > 0:20:07- What's this?- A stall.

0:20:07 > 0:20:09I thought you said you sold better in town?

0:20:09 > 0:20:11Yes, we do. But when Leith sees this, he'll want one.

0:20:11 > 0:20:14And while he's busy, we'll have the run of the high street.

0:20:14 > 0:20:16- But we're finished! I've got my hundred quid!- No, no.

0:20:16 > 0:20:18We are finished when Leith is crushed,

0:20:18 > 0:20:21his pillow drenched in the bitter tears of defeat.

0:20:21 > 0:20:23That's a very healthy, mature attitude(!)

0:20:23 > 0:20:24I'm thinking as a parent here.

0:20:24 > 0:20:27If Hannah carries on, she'll sell hundreds, and be top of the class.

0:20:27 > 0:20:30- I've got the money!- No, you haven't, I used it to buy more ingredients.

0:20:30 > 0:20:32- You what?- Hush now, child.

0:20:34 > 0:20:37Just thought you'd like to know we sold our entire second batch.

0:20:37 > 0:20:40- The lot.- Oh... Took you that long, did it?

0:20:40 > 0:20:43We sold out ages ago, thanks to the old stall.

0:20:43 > 0:20:45- A stall?- Yep.

0:20:49 > 0:20:53Yes, I was actually thinking the same thing.

0:20:53 > 0:20:55Oh, right.

0:20:55 > 0:20:58- Except bigger.- Oh, right!

0:20:58 > 0:21:01Well, if you're going to do something, do it right.

0:21:01 > 0:21:04- That's what I always say.- Yeah.

0:21:06 > 0:21:08- See you later.- I bet I will.

0:21:14 > 0:21:17Spider just caught himself a little fly.

0:21:19 > 0:21:24Just to be clear, this look in my eyes? It's not pride.

0:21:26 > 0:21:28- (It is a little bit.)- No, it's not!

0:21:29 > 0:21:32OK, I need 80 muffins and some edible glitter.

0:21:41 > 0:21:43See? No damage.

0:21:43 > 0:21:45And when I take it back, he'll be really pleased

0:21:45 > 0:21:48and he'll realise how kids are inspired by Bee Boy.

0:21:48 > 0:21:50The tablet probably has GPS.

0:21:50 > 0:21:53Police are probably closing in on us right now.

0:21:53 > 0:21:55That's only in science fiction!

0:21:55 > 0:21:58Yeah, Ben. We don't live in the future.

0:21:58 > 0:22:01GPS? It's been around for years! ENGINE STARTS

0:22:03 > 0:22:05No! No!

0:22:07 > 0:22:10Phew! I thought we were in trouble there.

0:22:22 > 0:22:25My briefcase!

0:22:25 > 0:22:26What have you done?

0:22:28 > 0:22:30I'll get it, Mr King!

0:22:36 > 0:22:39Left, right, left again...

0:22:39 > 0:22:42Just a final check for bikes...

0:22:42 > 0:22:44and...proceed!

0:22:53 > 0:22:55Please don't tell the police.

0:22:55 > 0:22:57I won't do well if I'm put in with the young offenders.

0:23:01 > 0:23:02You...

0:23:02 > 0:23:04You staged the robbery.

0:23:04 > 0:23:06To save Bee Boy!

0:23:06 > 0:23:08We thought if you saw me getting your briefcase back

0:23:08 > 0:23:10cos I was inspired by Bee Boy...

0:23:10 > 0:23:13A comic character?

0:23:13 > 0:23:16He really means that much to you?

0:23:19 > 0:23:22Take me to the comic shop.

0:23:34 > 0:23:36What do you think, Anne?

0:23:38 > 0:23:40I don't know who to be more worried about -

0:23:40 > 0:23:42the furniture or you.

0:23:45 > 0:23:48Good, isn't it?

0:23:48 > 0:23:50Yeah. Been planning it for ages.

0:23:50 > 0:23:53I didn't get the idea just when I saw yours.

0:23:53 > 0:23:55Like little boys...

0:23:55 > 0:23:56Wow!

0:23:56 > 0:23:59You've done a really good job -

0:23:59 > 0:24:02it makes mine look pretty stupid, don't it?

0:24:02 > 0:24:05Don't worry, Kevin. We can't all be boardroom material!

0:24:05 > 0:24:09OK, I've decided - I'm more worried about you.

0:24:16 > 0:24:18Sorry I'm late. I got a bit tied up.

0:24:18 > 0:24:20Whoa!

0:24:20 > 0:24:23It's OK, they're with me. Special guests.

0:24:23 > 0:24:26Hear that? I'm special.

0:24:34 > 0:24:36Bzzz!

0:24:36 > 0:24:38Oh! What are you doing?

0:24:38 > 0:24:41I'm doing the bee dance. It's how we talk to each other.

0:24:41 > 0:24:43That's nice.

0:24:43 > 0:24:47It's my superpower. I can command the bees to come to me.

0:24:47 > 0:24:50That's lovely!

0:24:50 > 0:24:52You can all be friends and...

0:24:52 > 0:24:53Bzz! Bzzzz!

0:24:53 > 0:24:55..buzz around together.

0:24:57 > 0:25:02Bee Boy owes all his success to you, his devoted fans.

0:25:02 > 0:25:06So you deserve to be the first to know that recently

0:25:06 > 0:25:10I had decided to temporarily retire Bee Boy...

0:25:10 > 0:25:12KIDS GASP

0:25:12 > 0:25:15But today, I had a change of heart.

0:25:15 > 0:25:16KIDS SIGH WITH RELIEF

0:25:16 > 0:25:19Thanks to one boy in this room...

0:25:21 > 0:25:22Him.

0:25:24 > 0:25:27That boy abducted me,

0:25:27 > 0:25:29imprisoned me,

0:25:29 > 0:25:31he destroyed my property,

0:25:31 > 0:25:34all in the name of Bee Boy.

0:25:34 > 0:25:36So, thanks to him...

0:25:36 > 0:25:39I'm killing Bee Boy off for ever!

0:25:41 > 0:25:43CHILDREN WHISPER

0:25:45 > 0:25:47Get him!

0:25:53 > 0:25:56It worked! It worked! Leith has built a massive stall!

0:25:56 > 0:25:58Men. Unbelievable!

0:25:58 > 0:26:02Right, while he's busy, let's pack all this stuff up and go into town.

0:26:02 > 0:26:04Charlie?

0:26:04 > 0:26:07If a group of angry kids come, just say you didn't see me.

0:26:09 > 0:26:11Bzzz!

0:26:11 > 0:26:13Come to me!

0:26:14 > 0:26:16He came in here!

0:26:17 > 0:26:19Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Just a minute!

0:26:23 > 0:26:26This is private property and you are trespassing, all of you.

0:26:26 > 0:26:28So, unless you want me to call the police...

0:26:28 > 0:26:31- There! There he is! - Evasive action!- Get him!

0:26:44 > 0:26:47I am People Boy! Master of the human race!

0:26:52 > 0:26:55- Would anyone like a cold drink?- Yeah.

0:27:03 > 0:27:0560, 80, 100...

0:27:05 > 0:27:07Should have just done what I said in the first place,

0:27:07 > 0:27:09just given it to me!

0:27:09 > 0:27:13- Is that the comic the Bee Boy author sent you, Charlie?- Yeah.

0:27:13 > 0:27:15That was nice of him. You enjoying it?

0:27:15 > 0:27:18No. Bee Boy gets run over by a truck and gets squished.

0:27:18 > 0:27:20I'm sure they'll bring him back.

0:27:20 > 0:27:23No. A super-intelligent shark eats Bee Boy's body.

0:27:23 > 0:27:25And then the shark gets eaten by a giant frog

0:27:25 > 0:27:27who falls into a volcano.

0:27:27 > 0:27:28That does sound like curtains.

0:27:28 > 0:27:31Yes. Still, nice of him to send you a copy.

0:27:31 > 0:27:32Yeah.

0:27:32 > 0:27:35- He did send you something too, Dad.- Oh?

0:27:38 > 0:27:42A bill? 500 quid for a new tablet and a briefcase?!

0:27:42 > 0:27:43Charlie!

0:27:47 > 0:27:48How can this be right?

0:27:48 > 0:27:51Scan hundreds of old family photos into the laptop!

0:27:51 > 0:27:55And for what? For recovering a stolen briefcase!

0:27:55 > 0:27:58What kind of lesson is that for a child?

0:27:59 > 0:28:01It's a travesty of justice!

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