0:00:31 > 0:00:33SEAGULLS CALL
0:00:35 > 0:00:37I thought you asked for a games console.
0:00:37 > 0:00:40Mum and Dad said this would make me more mature and responsible.
0:00:40 > 0:00:42DOG BARKS
0:00:42 > 0:00:43What have you called it?
0:00:43 > 0:00:45Iron Man 3.
0:00:45 > 0:00:47Hey! Good-looking animal.
0:00:47 > 0:00:49Can you make him do tricks?
0:00:49 > 0:00:51Ah, well...he's not really that type of...
0:00:51 > 0:00:52I was asking the dog.
0:00:52 > 0:00:53Nice one, Dad.
0:00:53 > 0:00:56Hey, come on. There you go, son, you forgot your shades.
0:00:56 > 0:00:57Oh, OK.
0:00:57 > 0:00:59DOG BARKS
0:00:59 > 0:01:02So, I was thinking, we could maybe take him out for a
0:01:02 > 0:01:04waaaaaaaaaaaalk!
0:01:05 > 0:01:06Aah!
0:01:06 > 0:01:08What's his attack word?
0:01:08 > 0:01:09His what?
0:01:09 > 0:01:11All dogs have an attack word.
0:01:11 > 0:01:14They hear it and go straight for the throat.
0:01:14 > 0:01:15He doesn't have an attack word.
0:01:15 > 0:01:20You just haven't found it yet. Action! Vamos!
0:01:20 > 0:01:22Unleash! Banzai!
0:01:24 > 0:01:27Oh - but, whatever you do, don't make chicken noises at him.
0:01:27 > 0:01:28Why not?
0:01:28 > 0:01:30Well, he used to live on a chicken farm
0:01:30 > 0:01:34and whenever he hears chicken noises, he goes nuts.
0:01:34 > 0:01:36THEY MAKE CHICKEN NOISES
0:01:36 > 0:01:38DOG BARKS
0:01:38 > 0:01:41- Aah!- Not funny!
0:01:41 > 0:01:42BOTH: Excellent!
0:01:46 > 0:01:49Fantastic. I'll see you in about an hour. Thank you. Bye.
0:01:50 > 0:01:52How about that?
0:01:52 > 0:01:54Fully booked - not bad for midweek, eh?
0:01:54 > 0:01:55No need to thank me.
0:01:55 > 0:01:57Why would I thank you? I took the booking.
0:01:57 > 0:02:00No, I booked the final room this morning. It's on the spreadsheet.
0:02:00 > 0:02:02The bookings go in the book, Kevin.
0:02:02 > 0:02:05- That's why they're called bookings, not spreadsheetings.- Dad?
0:02:05 > 0:02:07What's the point in having an elaborate electronic system?
0:02:07 > 0:02:09Good question. What is the point?
0:02:09 > 0:02:11- Mum! - So, we don't have double-bookings!
0:02:11 > 0:02:13- Mum!- Well, you're going to have to ring yours back.
0:02:13 > 0:02:16Well, it seems a shame to turn away business, don't you think?
0:02:16 > 0:02:18Well, what are you thinking?
0:02:18 > 0:02:21Maybe...maybe there's a way to create an extra room.
0:02:28 > 0:02:30Hannah, have I gone invisible?
0:02:38 > 0:02:40That's right, sir, for just 50p,
0:02:40 > 0:02:43your child can have five minutes on our dog-powered roundabout.
0:02:43 > 0:02:46Allow me to demonstrate. Ben.
0:02:46 > 0:02:47He's our dog handler.
0:02:49 > 0:02:50Eh...yeah.
0:02:50 > 0:02:54I give the word, the dog will run in circles, pulling Charlie
0:02:54 > 0:02:57and therefore, pulling the roundabout.
0:02:57 > 0:02:59Well, go on - show them!
0:02:59 > 0:03:02OK, um...
0:03:02 > 0:03:04Come on, Ironman 3. Walk on.
0:03:04 > 0:03:05Walk on, boy.
0:03:05 > 0:03:08Walkies. Walkies. Trot! Trot!
0:03:08 > 0:03:11Hup! Hup! Hup!
0:03:12 > 0:03:17Wait. Don't go! He'll move once you make chicken noises - watch.
0:03:17 > 0:03:19Not the chicken noises!
0:03:21 > 0:03:24Charlie and Louie's room, we could give that to a guest.
0:03:25 > 0:03:28Their room's a swamp. I wouldn't keep a pig in there.
0:03:28 > 0:03:31OK... Well, that only leaves...
0:03:37 > 0:03:38Hannah, sweetheart...
0:03:38 > 0:03:40No way.
0:03:40 > 0:03:42You don't know what I'm going to say yet.
0:03:42 > 0:03:44OK, let me take a guess, "Hannah,
0:03:44 > 0:03:47"we're going to kick you out of your room so a guest can stay there."
0:03:47 > 0:03:51Well, it's just for two nights. You could share with your brothers.
0:03:51 > 0:03:53I just said their room's a swamp!
0:03:53 > 0:03:55It's not that bad.
0:03:55 > 0:03:57It is! Dad, you just agreed with me.
0:03:57 > 0:03:58Well, let's not get involved with
0:03:58 > 0:04:01who said who to whom and what...
0:04:01 > 0:04:04I'm not sharing with the boys, their room stinks of compost.
0:04:04 > 0:04:06Well, it's tough, I'm afraid, cos I've decided.
0:04:06 > 0:04:08There you go. Nice and democratic.
0:04:10 > 0:04:13INAUDIBLE WHISPERING
0:04:13 > 0:04:15Are you going to move your stuff, then?
0:04:15 > 0:04:17- No. - Fine, I'll do it for you.
0:04:17 > 0:04:19SHE GROANS
0:04:19 > 0:04:21Are you trying to make me run away from home?
0:04:21 > 0:04:23I mean, is that what you want?
0:04:27 > 0:04:29OK, I definitely am invisible.
0:04:36 > 0:04:37Ahh!
0:04:45 > 0:04:46HE BLOWS
0:04:54 > 0:04:57Wooooo. Wooooo....
0:05:08 > 0:05:09This isn't the usual place.
0:05:09 > 0:05:11I'm banned from all the others
0:05:11 > 0:05:13for sticking my hand up the penny waterfalls.
0:05:13 > 0:05:16This is the only arcade where they don't know me.
0:05:18 > 0:05:19Oh, oh. Problem.
0:05:20 > 0:05:22No dogs allowed.
0:05:22 > 0:05:23Just tie it up here.
0:05:23 > 0:05:24I'm not allowed to leave him.
0:05:24 > 0:05:26What's he going to do, tell your mum?
0:05:28 > 0:05:29Look, I'm not leaving him here.
0:05:29 > 0:05:32If you want to tie him up, you'll have to tie me up as well.
0:05:32 > 0:05:35- OK. - No-one needs to be tied up.
0:05:35 > 0:05:37We'll take him in with us.
0:05:37 > 0:05:38But the sign...
0:05:38 > 0:05:40What about the sign?
0:05:40 > 0:05:41Dogs can't read.
0:05:41 > 0:05:43THEY LAUGH
0:05:49 > 0:05:50You cause a diversion.
0:05:50 > 0:05:52- I'll sneak him in by the meerkats. - Roger.
0:05:56 > 0:05:58Can you change this into 2ps, please?
0:06:00 > 0:06:01This is Japanese yen.
0:06:01 > 0:06:04Yeah, it's 150 to the pound at the moment.
0:06:13 > 0:06:14Shh, keep calm.
0:06:23 > 0:06:24See? Easy.
0:06:25 > 0:06:29- What if there's a security camera under there?- Will you relax?
0:06:29 > 0:06:33If I went to Japan and gave them English money, they'd change it.
0:06:33 > 0:06:36Look, I'm sorry, I'm not taking it. No, go on!
0:06:36 > 0:06:41- DOG BARKS - Oi! You with the dog! Out!
0:06:41 > 0:06:42Oops.
0:06:42 > 0:06:45Yeah, that's right, I'm talking to you two! Can't you read?!
0:06:45 > 0:06:46Oh!
0:06:47 > 0:06:49Oh!
0:06:49 > 0:06:52I'm really, really sorry.
0:06:52 > 0:06:54I...I just didn't realise.
0:06:54 > 0:06:56Realise what?
0:06:56 > 0:06:58That you're blind.
0:06:58 > 0:07:00I'm sorry, you must've made a mistake.
0:07:00 > 0:07:05Blind. That's right. I'm blind and that's my guide dog.
0:07:06 > 0:07:08He's beautiful.
0:07:08 > 0:07:09Is he?
0:07:09 > 0:07:11How long have you had him?
0:07:11 > 0:07:13Eight years. Ever since I was little boy.
0:07:13 > 0:07:15And what's his name?
0:07:15 > 0:07:16Ironman 3.
0:07:17 > 0:07:20Right. Well, I'm so sorry to have disturbed your game.
0:07:20 > 0:07:23Ended my game, actually.
0:07:23 > 0:07:26Yeah. Erm, let me make it up to you...
0:07:29 > 0:07:31I can't believe you pretended to be blind!
0:07:31 > 0:07:34I didn't pretend anything. She assumed it.
0:07:34 > 0:07:35Then you pretended.
0:07:35 > 0:07:39Because I didn't want to embarrass her. I was being a gentleman.
0:07:39 > 0:07:41Come on, let's go.
0:07:41 > 0:07:43Free drinks and snacks for you and your friends
0:07:43 > 0:07:45by way of apology.
0:07:48 > 0:07:53Thanks, but we really have to be going.
0:07:53 > 0:07:54No, we haven't.
0:07:54 > 0:07:59Come on, Ben, we can stay for a bit. It's only polite...
0:08:04 > 0:08:06It's only for two days.
0:08:09 > 0:08:12Oh, hello, love. Thought you'd already gone.
0:08:12 > 0:08:14What are you doing?
0:08:14 > 0:08:16Me? No, nothing, nothing.
0:08:16 > 0:08:19Just...taking that sign down and putting that one up.
0:08:19 > 0:08:22- I will never forgive you for this. - It could have been worse.
0:08:22 > 0:08:24This place was nearly called "The Horse Chestnut Room",
0:08:24 > 0:08:27- but I just thought it sounded a bit weird.- Not the name.
0:08:27 > 0:08:32Mrs Bolton? We've got a lovely room for you. Lots of character.
0:08:32 > 0:08:34Just through here is the guest lounge.
0:08:34 > 0:08:37- We serve breakfast in here. - SHE SIGHS
0:08:42 > 0:08:44You're very good at this game, aren't you?
0:08:44 > 0:08:46I always thought it was a myth.
0:08:46 > 0:08:49Oh, sorry, Charlie, I've put you off again.
0:08:49 > 0:08:51That's all right. It's just...
0:08:51 > 0:08:53I rely on sound to play the game.
0:08:53 > 0:08:55Here, let's get a quick pic...
0:08:57 > 0:09:02Erm...Charlie, I think it's time we were going.
0:09:02 > 0:09:05Yeah, you're right. Thanks for the snacks.
0:09:05 > 0:09:08You're welcome and please do come back, any time.
0:09:09 > 0:09:11Alison...
0:09:11 > 0:09:12I just have one more token.
0:09:12 > 0:09:14MACHINE MAKES CHICKEN NOISES
0:09:14 > 0:09:15Oh, no...
0:09:15 > 0:09:17DOG BARKS
0:09:22 > 0:09:25Hey! Come back!
0:09:25 > 0:09:28It's OK. I'll just find my own way out.
0:09:28 > 0:09:31Don't be ridiculous. Stay here with me till they get back.
0:09:33 > 0:09:35Oh!
0:09:35 > 0:09:37SHE SNIFFS
0:09:37 > 0:09:42This is disgusting. I think I'd rather be homeless.
0:09:42 > 0:09:44An electric razor?
0:09:44 > 0:09:45RAZOR BUZZES
0:09:45 > 0:09:48He's ten, why's he even got a razor?
0:09:48 > 0:09:52That's to shave our heads for when the sea monsters come.
0:09:53 > 0:09:56Oh, it's me, Louie. I'm standing over here, on my bed.
0:09:59 > 0:10:01You're a deeply strange person.
0:10:02 > 0:10:05Do you see the mattress moving?
0:10:05 > 0:10:08That's me. I'm doing it.
0:10:08 > 0:10:11There's no need to be afraid of me.
0:10:11 > 0:10:12I'm pretty sure there is.
0:10:18 > 0:10:21Does he run away like this often?
0:10:21 > 0:10:23Yeah, quite often. He's a rubbish guide dog,
0:10:23 > 0:10:27but I can't afford a proper one. You know, with the recession and...
0:10:27 > 0:10:28the cuts...
0:10:28 > 0:10:31- That's awful.- Anyway, it looks like they are not coming back...
0:10:31 > 0:10:34You can't go off alone. Here... Let me ring your parents.
0:10:34 > 0:10:36- You can't do that! - Why not?
0:10:38 > 0:10:41Because...sadly, I don't have any parents.
0:10:41 > 0:10:45And you can't ring the orphanage because they don't care.
0:10:48 > 0:10:50Alison! I mean...
0:10:50 > 0:10:52is that Alison?
0:10:52 > 0:10:54Where's the dog?
0:10:54 > 0:10:57It ran into the sea and tried to eat a canoe.
0:10:58 > 0:11:01Oh, well, never mind.
0:11:01 > 0:11:03Come on, let's go, Alison.
0:11:09 > 0:11:12Charlie, it's me. Your brother.
0:11:12 > 0:11:16From now on, I'm going to ring a bell so you know where I am.
0:11:17 > 0:11:19OK, buddy, whatever.
0:11:20 > 0:11:22Right, here's the rules.
0:11:22 > 0:11:25No-one speaks to me unless I ask a direct question.
0:11:25 > 0:11:29The window will stay open for air to circulate.
0:11:29 > 0:11:31And you will both remain clothed at all times.
0:11:33 > 0:11:34Where's the mirror?
0:11:34 > 0:11:36Why would I want a mirror?
0:11:36 > 0:11:37SHE SIGHS
0:11:37 > 0:11:39HE RINGS A BELL
0:11:39 > 0:11:42It's Louie, by the way. Don't be afraid.
0:11:42 > 0:11:44Does he sleep with a bell every night?
0:11:44 > 0:11:46No, this is a new thing.
0:11:52 > 0:11:54Charlie, why is the carpet damp?
0:11:54 > 0:11:58Louie sprays it with vinegar. It keeps my insects off his bed.
0:11:58 > 0:11:59Your insects?!
0:11:59 > 0:12:02They're mostly nocturnal, just try to sleep with your mouth shut.
0:12:17 > 0:12:19Apple, banana, clementine...
0:12:19 > 0:12:21What is he doing?
0:12:21 > 0:12:23That does happen every night.
0:12:23 > 0:12:25He alphabetises fruit to help him to sleep.
0:12:25 > 0:12:27..guava, huckleberry...
0:12:27 > 0:12:29Don't worry, I know a way to block it out.
0:12:29 > 0:12:31HE HUMS
0:12:31 > 0:12:32SHE SIGHS
0:12:32 > 0:12:33..juniper...
0:12:33 > 0:12:36I cannot exist like this any more.
0:12:36 > 0:12:37..kumquat...
0:12:37 > 0:12:38HUMMING CONTINUES
0:12:43 > 0:12:46So, I did the maths, and if we hired out Hannah's room
0:12:46 > 0:12:48on a regular basis...
0:12:50 > 0:12:53..then in six months' time, we'd have enough money to buy a car.
0:12:59 > 0:13:04Charlie, do you like sharing with your sister? Is it fun?
0:13:04 > 0:13:05It's like sharing
0:13:05 > 0:13:06with an angry hippo.
0:13:06 > 0:13:09Come on, it can't be that bad.
0:13:09 > 0:13:12That was the worst night of my life!
0:13:12 > 0:13:13We'll come back to this.
0:13:17 > 0:13:19Will you please stop humming!
0:13:19 > 0:13:20I'm not humming.
0:13:20 > 0:13:22Oh, no. That means I've got it in my head.
0:13:23 > 0:13:27Get used to it. Mum and Dad want you to move in full-time.
0:13:27 > 0:13:29Never.
0:13:29 > 0:13:31This has gone far enough.
0:13:31 > 0:13:33- Hi... - SHE HUFFS
0:13:34 > 0:13:36Still alive then?
0:13:36 > 0:13:39I thought you'd have died of shame like I nearly did.
0:13:39 > 0:13:40Where's the dog?
0:13:40 > 0:13:44A motorbike came down our street today and it got knocked over.
0:13:44 > 0:13:45Ironman 3!
0:13:45 > 0:13:49Oh, no, I mean the bike got knocked over by the dog.
0:13:49 > 0:13:51He's a lunatic.
0:13:51 > 0:13:53So, my mum swapped it for a gerbil.
0:13:53 > 0:13:56Maybe we shouldn't go back to that arcade for a while.
0:13:56 > 0:13:58Maybe? MAYBE we shouldn't go back?
0:13:58 > 0:14:01Charlie, we can never go back there as long as we live.
0:14:01 > 0:14:04It's on the list, the art gallery, the chip shop,
0:14:04 > 0:14:06the aquarium...
0:14:06 > 0:14:09OK...I'll lie low for a bit.
0:14:09 > 0:14:10I've got chores to do anyway.
0:14:10 > 0:14:13..the pet shop, the butcher's...
0:14:13 > 0:14:15..oh, and the crematorium...
0:14:18 > 0:14:21Mrs Bolton, there's been a mistake.
0:14:21 > 0:14:24You're trespassing in my room...
0:14:24 > 0:14:26..so kindly shift your...
0:14:26 > 0:14:27Oh!
0:14:27 > 0:14:29Hello.
0:14:29 > 0:14:31Uh, who are you?
0:14:31 > 0:14:33Sam. This is my room, obviously.
0:14:33 > 0:14:35Well, I'm Hannah, but, actually, this room...
0:14:35 > 0:14:37- How long are you here for? - What?
0:14:37 > 0:14:40I'm here one more night, but I wish I was leaving sooner.
0:14:40 > 0:14:41Well, me too, actually...
0:14:41 > 0:14:45Is it me or are the family that run it a bit weird?
0:14:45 > 0:14:47No, they're definitely weird.
0:14:47 > 0:14:49Hannah, don't forget to put the bins out.
0:14:51 > 0:14:55Like, why would you ask one of your guests that? Total freak.
0:14:56 > 0:14:59Yeah...and the place is a dump.
0:14:59 > 0:15:03Oh, tell me about it. No style. No taste.
0:15:03 > 0:15:05I'm so glad I don't have to live here all the time.
0:15:05 > 0:15:08You want to see my room! Seriously, come and look.
0:15:08 > 0:15:09It's hilarious!
0:15:11 > 0:15:15Can you believe this? It's like a six-year-old girl's room.
0:15:15 > 0:15:17Yeah. Maybe a bit older than six.
0:15:17 > 0:15:19That would explain the posters.
0:15:19 > 0:15:23Yeah. That's really tacky. A kitten and a teapot.
0:15:23 > 0:15:26And look at these stickers - fairies!
0:15:26 > 0:15:31Well, they look like old stickers and they can be hard to scratch off.
0:15:31 > 0:15:33You're not telling me this is a room where
0:15:33 > 0:15:34a normal person would live, are you?
0:15:34 > 0:15:39No. You're right, only a total loser could live in a place like this.
0:15:42 > 0:15:44- Bye then.- Bye.
0:15:46 > 0:15:48Well, that was humiliating.
0:15:53 > 0:15:54Charlie?
0:15:54 > 0:15:55Judith!
0:15:57 > 0:15:59I mean...
0:15:59 > 0:16:01Judith? Is that you?
0:16:01 > 0:16:03I can smell your perfume...
0:16:03 > 0:16:05Yes, Charlie, it's me.
0:16:05 > 0:16:07- What are you doing here? - I'm going to every building in town
0:16:07 > 0:16:10trying to raise money, to get you a decent guide dog.
0:16:10 > 0:16:12I don't need a decent guide dog.
0:16:12 > 0:16:13I like the one I've got.
0:16:13 > 0:16:16But, Charlie, Ironman 3 tried to eat a canoe.
0:16:16 > 0:16:18Yeah, just one canoe.
0:16:19 > 0:16:22Anyway, what are you doing in a Bed and Breakfast?
0:16:22 > 0:16:24- I thought you lived in an orphanage. - I do.
0:16:24 > 0:16:26I'm here because...
0:16:26 > 0:16:28I work here.
0:16:28 > 0:16:30HE RINGS BELL
0:16:30 > 0:16:33Louie? Is that you? Where are you?
0:16:33 > 0:16:36I'm here. I'm standing right next to you.
0:16:36 > 0:16:39He rings a bell so I know where he is.
0:16:39 > 0:16:42You can go now, Louie. I'm talking to this lady.
0:16:42 > 0:16:44Why is the lady crying?
0:16:44 > 0:16:46I'm sorry. It's just...
0:16:46 > 0:16:48you're so brave.
0:16:48 > 0:16:50Anyway, you'd better go now.
0:16:50 > 0:16:52The people I work for don't like me wasting time
0:16:52 > 0:16:54- when I should be working. - Oh, that's awful.
0:16:54 > 0:16:58Charlie? Who are you talking to? You're supposed to be polishing.
0:16:58 > 0:17:00That's my...boss. You'd better go.
0:17:00 > 0:17:02Hello? Can I help you?
0:17:02 > 0:17:05Yes, I very much hope you can.
0:17:05 > 0:17:08I'm raising money for a much-needed guide dog for
0:17:08 > 0:17:11a very deserving young man and I was just hoping...
0:17:11 > 0:17:13Yeah, not interested. Sorry.
0:17:15 > 0:17:17Thanks very much, bye.
0:17:20 > 0:17:22Don't give up hope, Charlie!
0:17:22 > 0:17:24I won't give up on you.
0:17:24 > 0:17:26SOME of us care!
0:17:29 > 0:17:31What was that about?
0:17:31 > 0:17:33- Don't ask me. - I am asking you, Charlie.
0:17:33 > 0:17:35How did that woman know your name?
0:17:35 > 0:17:38What does she mean, "some of us care"?
0:17:38 > 0:17:41OK, I'll tell you. The thing is...
0:17:41 > 0:17:45she's raising money for a boy who she thinks needs a guide dog.
0:17:45 > 0:17:47Well, what's that got to do with you?
0:17:47 > 0:17:49I...inspired her.
0:17:50 > 0:17:55Oh, is that right? Well, inspire yourself to clean the family room.
0:17:57 > 0:18:00If anyone asks, I'm not part of this family.
0:18:00 > 0:18:02Fine by me.
0:18:02 > 0:18:04But THAT might be a problem.
0:18:07 > 0:18:08Oh, no.
0:18:13 > 0:18:14SHE LAUGHS
0:18:28 > 0:18:30(Yes!)
0:18:36 > 0:18:38Hi, Hannah. That's your room, is it?
0:18:38 > 0:18:41- Erm...- Obviously! Why else would you be in there?
0:18:41 > 0:18:43Yeah, it's my room. It's a dump.
0:18:43 > 0:18:45Can I see?
0:18:46 > 0:18:47Uh, what?
0:18:47 > 0:18:50I showed you my scabby room. Can I see yours?
0:18:56 > 0:18:58Yours is OK compared to mine.
0:18:58 > 0:19:00Not really. If you look at that lighthouse
0:19:00 > 0:19:03- and these bed sheets...- Erm...
0:19:03 > 0:19:04Is this your wig?
0:19:06 > 0:19:09Yeah. I sometimes wear it, just for a laugh.
0:19:09 > 0:19:11Is THAT a wig?
0:19:11 > 0:19:12No.
0:19:15 > 0:19:16SHE LAUGHS
0:19:19 > 0:19:22I found them on the pavement.
0:19:22 > 0:19:24Do you wear them for a laugh too?
0:19:24 > 0:19:25No.
0:19:32 > 0:19:35Look, can I have some privacy, please?
0:19:35 > 0:19:36This is my room.
0:19:38 > 0:19:41I can never talk to that boy again.
0:19:41 > 0:19:43So, let me get this straight...
0:19:43 > 0:19:47You've helped start a campaign to raise money for a guide dog?
0:19:47 > 0:19:48Yeah.
0:19:48 > 0:19:51You...Charlie...my son?
0:19:51 > 0:19:53Yeah, like I told you.
0:19:53 > 0:19:55I think it's fantastic.
0:19:55 > 0:19:56You believe all this?
0:19:56 > 0:20:00It's true. The town is absolutely covered in posters all about it.
0:20:00 > 0:20:01Oh, no...
0:20:01 > 0:20:04They're doing a 5K fun run along the beach.
0:20:04 > 0:20:07I got some leaflets, I'm going to put them in the display rack.
0:20:07 > 0:20:09And who is this blind boy?
0:20:09 > 0:20:10No-one you know.
0:20:10 > 0:20:12I wasn't that interested if I'm honest,
0:20:12 > 0:20:15but now I know our Charlie's behind it, well, that's a different matter.
0:20:15 > 0:20:16I'll tell you what,
0:20:16 > 0:20:19why don't I volunteer to help you on the beach run?
0:20:19 > 0:20:21Oh, Dad! No need!
0:20:21 > 0:20:23He's so modest, isn't he?
0:20:23 > 0:20:25Listen to me, I am very proud of you
0:20:25 > 0:20:28and you should be very proud of yourself.
0:20:28 > 0:20:30I feel a bit sick.
0:20:30 > 0:20:32Oh, by the way, love, what have you done with the picture?
0:20:32 > 0:20:34What picture?
0:20:39 > 0:20:41The family portrait.
0:20:41 > 0:20:42Well, I haven't moved it.
0:20:42 > 0:20:44- Well, somebody has.- That's weird.
0:20:44 > 0:20:47You don't think one of the guests has taken it, do you?
0:20:47 > 0:20:49No. I mean, I've known them steal towels or light bulbs
0:20:49 > 0:20:51and the toilet seat that one time, remember?
0:20:51 > 0:20:53But a family picture...
0:20:53 > 0:20:54Mum, Dad.
0:20:54 > 0:20:56- Not now, Louie. - Don't be afraid. It's me, Louie.
0:20:56 > 0:20:58The Danish couple that are upstairs...
0:20:58 > 0:21:02- No!- I can use my powers to find the thief for you.
0:21:02 > 0:21:04- But she's lovely.- Light fingers.
0:21:04 > 0:21:05They wouldn't take it.
0:21:05 > 0:21:07Well, they had an apple without asking.
0:21:07 > 0:21:11- I'm going.- So, it all adds up.
0:21:11 > 0:21:13- Well, are you going to go in and look for it?- No.
0:21:18 > 0:21:21What are you doing here? It's only half seven.
0:21:21 > 0:21:22Fancied an early night.
0:21:24 > 0:21:25I thought you hated it here.
0:21:25 > 0:21:28I thought you were taking your own room back.
0:21:28 > 0:21:29Change of plan.
0:21:29 > 0:21:32I'm not leaving this room till that boy checks out.
0:21:33 > 0:21:34Bad things happen outside that door...
0:21:34 > 0:21:36I know the feeling.
0:21:48 > 0:21:51I hope you're ashamed of yourself.
0:21:51 > 0:21:55What have I done wrong? Guide dogs are a good cause.
0:21:55 > 0:21:58Guide dogs for BLIND people are a good cause.
0:21:58 > 0:22:02Guide dogs for kids who can see perfectly well and tell lies -
0:22:02 > 0:22:03not so impressive.
0:22:03 > 0:22:04So, what can I do?
0:22:04 > 0:22:08I know. Dig a trench on the beach, cover it with bracken.
0:22:08 > 0:22:10They'll fall right in.
0:22:10 > 0:22:11And how's that supposed to help?
0:22:11 > 0:22:13No more fun run.
0:22:13 > 0:22:16Yeah...you're right. Thanks, Alison.
0:22:16 > 0:22:20You could just tell the truth. Tell Judith that you're not blind.
0:22:20 > 0:22:22Are you mad?
0:22:22 > 0:22:25It's either that or tell more lies.
0:22:25 > 0:22:28Yeah. You're right.
0:22:28 > 0:22:31Thanks, Ben. That's good advice.
0:22:31 > 0:22:34You're going to tell her the truth?
0:22:34 > 0:22:36No, the other bit you said...
0:22:36 > 0:22:37More lies.
0:22:37 > 0:22:38I should have thought of it myself.
0:22:43 > 0:22:48Thank you very much, I do hope we'll see you again soon. Thanks.
0:22:48 > 0:22:49HE RINGS BELL
0:22:49 > 0:22:52I haven't found the picture yet, Mum, but I will.
0:22:52 > 0:22:55Have you got everything? Good.
0:23:16 > 0:23:18THEY SCREAM
0:23:22 > 0:23:25Get out of my bedroom!
0:23:25 > 0:23:27You can see me! I'm cured!
0:23:27 > 0:23:29Thank you, Mrs Riley! Thank you!
0:23:29 > 0:23:32Is everything OK? Louie, what are you doing in here?
0:23:32 > 0:23:33You can see me too!
0:23:33 > 0:23:36I'm so sorry, Mrs Riley. He doesn't usually behave like this.
0:23:36 > 0:23:39I've found the picture. Mrs Riley stole it.
0:23:39 > 0:23:42Will you stop making up stories about our guests...!
0:23:42 > 0:23:43I'm so sorry.
0:23:46 > 0:23:47What?
0:23:49 > 0:23:50(Come on now, Charlie.)
0:23:58 > 0:23:59Charlie!
0:23:59 > 0:24:01Judith! Good news...
0:24:01 > 0:24:04- I've put posters up all over town. - I know.
0:24:04 > 0:24:06A millionaire saw them, and saw I needed a new dog,
0:24:06 > 0:24:08so, he's getting me one!
0:24:08 > 0:24:11Top of the range. German.
0:24:11 > 0:24:15So, thanks to you, I don't need you to raise money for me any more.
0:24:16 > 0:24:17Oh. That's wonderful news.
0:24:17 > 0:24:19So, you can take down all the posters
0:24:19 > 0:24:21and cancel the fun run.
0:24:21 > 0:24:22Well, it's too late for that now.
0:24:22 > 0:24:25They'll be setting off in five minutes.
0:24:25 > 0:24:28It's OK though, we'll give the money to a guide dog charity.
0:24:28 > 0:24:30Brilliant. So, we've done something good after all.
0:24:30 > 0:24:32Well, it's all thanks to you.
0:24:32 > 0:24:35Oh, wait there a moment. I've got something for you.
0:24:35 > 0:24:36How about that?
0:24:36 > 0:24:40Just by telling a few lies, turns out I've really helped a charity.
0:24:40 > 0:24:41Yeah, but...
0:24:41 > 0:24:43And to think - you didn't want me to do it.
0:24:43 > 0:24:48You know what? I'm going to give her 10p of my own money.
0:24:48 > 0:24:50Makes me feel warm inside.
0:24:51 > 0:24:54I had special T-shirts made up for all the fun-runners,
0:24:54 > 0:24:55Special T-shirts?
0:24:55 > 0:24:58Well, the run's in your honour, so...
0:25:02 > 0:25:05Oh, sorry, I should be describing it.
0:25:05 > 0:25:08Basically, it's a big picture of your face
0:25:08 > 0:25:10and then at the bottom it's got "Jog For A Dog"
0:25:10 > 0:25:13and a couple of green...paws...
0:25:13 > 0:25:15Charlie? Charlie?
0:25:19 > 0:25:23He has, uh, good days and bad days...
0:25:30 > 0:25:32Hannah! Hi!
0:25:32 > 0:25:33I thought you were gone.
0:25:33 > 0:25:36Just about to. We're loading the car now.
0:25:36 > 0:25:39Yeah... I'm just about to leave too.
0:25:39 > 0:25:41That's my bag.
0:25:41 > 0:25:44No... it's not. That's my bag.
0:25:44 > 0:25:46Um, that's what I came back for.
0:25:46 > 0:25:50Your bag, right. That's what I meant.
0:25:50 > 0:25:53Anyway, I can't wait to get out of this dump.
0:25:53 > 0:25:54Yeah, me too.
0:25:54 > 0:25:57I mean, the place is horrible and the food is disgusting,
0:25:57 > 0:26:00and don't you think the family's a bit weird?
0:26:01 > 0:26:04Yeah. Yeah, they are weird.
0:26:04 > 0:26:07I'm never coming back here like ever again. Ever.
0:26:12 > 0:26:15They've even got a picture of me on their wall.
0:26:17 > 0:26:20Why would you do that?
0:26:20 > 0:26:21You live here then.
0:26:21 > 0:26:23Yes. yes, I do.
0:26:23 > 0:26:25- Bye, Hannah.- Bye.
0:26:25 > 0:26:27And some people like kittens in teapots!
0:26:30 > 0:26:32Look on the bright side, love...
0:26:32 > 0:26:34he did say he was never coming back.
0:26:37 > 0:26:38SEAGULLS CALL
0:26:48 > 0:26:49First man on front!
0:26:49 > 0:26:52How are you doing? Have you hit the wall yet or...?
0:26:52 > 0:26:54That's weird...
0:26:54 > 0:26:56Why have you got a picture of my son on your T-shirt?
0:26:56 > 0:26:59Your son? He can't be your son, mate, he's an orphan.
0:26:59 > 0:27:01No, I'm telling you, that is definitely my son.
0:27:06 > 0:27:08You mean that boy running towards us?
0:27:12 > 0:27:14He doesn't look blind.
0:27:15 > 0:27:18Blind? He's not...blind.
0:27:22 > 0:27:23CHARLIE!
0:27:26 > 0:27:29Charlie, you get yourself back here!
0:27:29 > 0:27:31Sorry, Dad, I can't hear you!
0:27:35 > 0:27:36How can this be right?
0:27:36 > 0:27:38Clean out all the dog poo in the entire park!
0:27:38 > 0:27:41And for what? For trying to help blind people!
0:27:41 > 0:27:44What kind of lesson is that for a child?
0:27:44 > 0:27:45It's a travesty of justice!
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