0:00:31 > 0:00:32# All the single ladies
0:00:32 > 0:00:33# Now put your hands up
0:00:33 > 0:00:36# Up in the club, we just broke up
0:00:36 > 0:00:38# I'm doing my own little thing
0:00:38 > 0:00:41# Decided to dip and now... # MUSIC STOPS
0:00:41 > 0:00:43Mum! I'm practising my street dance!
0:00:43 > 0:00:46Please don't do that in the street. People might see you.
0:00:47 > 0:00:51Mum, my tooth is really loose, I think it might come out today.
0:00:51 > 0:00:54Well, that's good, isn't it? The tooth fairy will come.
0:00:54 > 0:00:58Yeah. I wonder what I should wear for her this time.
0:01:03 > 0:01:06Mum... All the girls are going to this
0:01:06 > 0:01:08really cool, exclusive party tomorrow...
0:01:08 > 0:01:11- No, you can't have the money for it. - Mum!
0:01:11 > 0:01:13Vegetables are thriving this year, apparently.
0:01:13 > 0:01:15I reckon we should have a proper go at growing our own.
0:01:15 > 0:01:18Yeah, that's a good idea. I'd like to do that.
0:01:18 > 0:01:19Really?
0:01:19 > 0:01:22She wants some money for a party tomorrow.
0:01:22 > 0:01:24No, no. Not just cos of that.
0:01:24 > 0:01:27I'd enjoy being out in the garden with Dad.
0:01:27 > 0:01:29OK... OK, I'll give you the money for your party.
0:01:29 > 0:01:31- DOORBELL RINGS - Unbelievable.
0:01:31 > 0:01:32I'll get it!
0:01:34 > 0:01:36You do know she's playing you, don't you?
0:01:36 > 0:01:39Yes, of course I do. But now she'll have to do some gardening.
0:01:39 > 0:01:41And when she gets out there in the fresh air,
0:01:41 > 0:01:43dirt under her fingernails, trust me, she is going to love it.
0:01:43 > 0:01:46And then the player becomes the played.
0:01:46 > 0:01:50In what world would that ever work? You are clueless!
0:01:50 > 0:01:53No, I'm not. We've just got different parenting styles.
0:01:53 > 0:01:57Yeah. Simple and direct, and too clever by half.
0:01:57 > 0:01:58It's that Roy and his mum.
0:02:03 > 0:02:05# ..ring on it
0:02:05 > 0:02:07# If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it
0:02:07 > 0:02:10# Whoa-oh-oh, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh
0:02:10 > 0:02:11# Oh... #
0:02:12 > 0:02:15Hi, Amy, Roy.
0:02:15 > 0:02:17- Hi. Say hello, Roy.- Hunh.
0:02:17 > 0:02:20Speak properly! You see what he's like?
0:02:21 > 0:02:22I'm sure Roy's a good boy.
0:02:22 > 0:02:25No! He is bad. He doesn't even study, now.
0:02:25 > 0:02:29His last grades - D, D, D, F...
0:02:29 > 0:02:31An F!
0:02:31 > 0:02:32I'm so ashamed.
0:02:32 > 0:02:35And the bike stealing and the seagull in the fryer -
0:02:35 > 0:02:36he won't admit to any of it.
0:02:36 > 0:02:38- He's a liar!- It wasn't me!
0:02:38 > 0:02:39Mum, can I have a...?
0:02:42 > 0:02:43Roy!
0:02:45 > 0:02:46Good to see you, mate.
0:02:46 > 0:02:49Roy's going to be staying with us for a couple of days.
0:02:49 > 0:02:50Why don't you take him upstairs, Charlie,
0:02:50 > 0:02:52let him play on the computer?
0:02:52 > 0:02:54You teach him to be a good boy, Charlie.
0:02:54 > 0:02:55Yeah, all right.
0:02:55 > 0:02:57I don't want to go with him!
0:02:57 > 0:02:58You do as you're told.
0:03:00 > 0:03:01Charlie?
0:03:01 > 0:03:04Come on, Roy. Maybe a game of Scrabble?
0:03:04 > 0:03:05Lovely.
0:03:08 > 0:03:11Where I'm going, it's to see this school for troubled boys.
0:03:11 > 0:03:14Very tough, like a military academy,
0:03:14 > 0:03:16but I think maybe it's what Roy needs now.
0:03:16 > 0:03:19It's so sad - he always seemed like a nice boy.
0:03:19 > 0:03:20You will feed Arabelle?
0:03:20 > 0:03:23The cat, yes. Yes.
0:03:23 > 0:03:26She's a very good cat. Very clean and polite.
0:03:26 > 0:03:27Not like Roy.
0:03:30 > 0:03:32I don't want trouble.
0:03:32 > 0:03:33You are a bad boy.
0:03:33 > 0:03:34A bad, bad boy.
0:03:36 > 0:03:37You want to time me?
0:03:37 > 0:03:40The world record's 26 hours without stopping.
0:03:40 > 0:03:41Reckon I can beat that easily.
0:03:44 > 0:03:45CLATTERING
0:03:45 > 0:03:46Stop! You'll break something!
0:03:46 > 0:03:48There will be trouble!
0:03:48 > 0:03:49I need to concentrate.
0:03:51 > 0:03:52GLASS SMASHES
0:03:52 > 0:03:53- Stop!- No!
0:03:53 > 0:03:55- Stop!- No, get off!
0:03:55 > 0:03:56No, get off!
0:03:58 > 0:03:59Hah!
0:04:01 > 0:04:02Argh!
0:04:14 > 0:04:16You are a bad, bad boy.
0:04:20 > 0:04:21It's OK, Roy.
0:04:21 > 0:04:26I'm glad you hit me really, really hard in the face with a soccer ball.
0:04:26 > 0:04:27I'm so sorry.
0:04:27 > 0:04:29- DAD:- What's happened?
0:04:29 > 0:04:31Roy's knocked out my tooth. Look.
0:04:31 > 0:04:32He's a maniac!
0:04:32 > 0:04:34He just grabbed the ball out my hand
0:04:34 > 0:04:35and flung it out the upstairs window.
0:04:35 > 0:04:38- What you did was really dangerous, Roy.- But he was...
0:04:38 > 0:04:41Mum, I don't want to play with Roy any more.
0:04:42 > 0:04:45I think he might be a bad influence.
0:04:45 > 0:04:49Will the tooth fairy definitely know about this tooth?
0:04:49 > 0:04:50Yeah, it's always the same.
0:04:50 > 0:04:53As soon as one falls out, she automatically gets an e-mail.
0:04:53 > 0:04:55Now, come on. I've got the dinner to cook
0:04:55 > 0:04:58and I've got a pile of laundry, so everybody out.
0:04:58 > 0:05:01And Roy - behave yourself.
0:05:01 > 0:05:02Come on!
0:05:04 > 0:05:06- SIGHS:- That Roy!
0:05:06 > 0:05:07Nasty piece of work.
0:05:21 > 0:05:23Didn't you get any sleep?
0:05:23 > 0:05:24No.
0:05:24 > 0:05:26I must stay on my guard.
0:05:26 > 0:05:27The tooth fairy!
0:05:28 > 0:05:30That's what you wear in bed?
0:05:30 > 0:05:33I just wanted to look nice for her.
0:05:36 > 0:05:38Oh, no...
0:05:41 > 0:05:44Why do I have to feed their cat? That's your job!
0:05:44 > 0:05:47- I'm just a child! I should be out enjoying...- Charlie!
0:05:47 > 0:05:50I've got five guests coming today, I'm up to my tonsils in it.
0:05:50 > 0:05:53And your dad's decided to spend his day in the garden...
0:05:53 > 0:05:54Working, tilling the soil.
0:05:54 > 0:05:57Oh, so he's doing his hobby and I'm being punished!
0:05:57 > 0:06:00No. You are being bribed. I'll give you two quid.
0:06:00 > 0:06:01All right.
0:06:04 > 0:06:06She's left all the keys here.
0:06:06 > 0:06:08I'm not sure which one's the one to house.
0:06:08 > 0:06:11Don't worry, Mum! I'll find out which one.
0:06:11 > 0:06:12Bye!
0:06:19 > 0:06:21You all right, pet?
0:06:21 > 0:06:23The tooth fairy forgot me.
0:06:23 > 0:06:24Oh, idiot...
0:06:24 > 0:06:26of a tooth fairy.
0:06:26 > 0:06:28Well, well, well, well, well.
0:06:28 > 0:06:30She's really made a mess of that, hasn't she?
0:06:30 > 0:06:32And I heard her telling the other fairies
0:06:32 > 0:06:33that THEY were the clueless ones.
0:06:33 > 0:06:35Priceless.
0:06:35 > 0:06:36Well, she's been rushed off her feet.
0:06:36 > 0:06:39Maybe if she'd had bit more help from the other fairies
0:06:39 > 0:06:41then she wouldn't have forgotten.
0:06:41 > 0:06:44Maybe she just doesn't like me.
0:06:45 > 0:06:47Of course she does!
0:06:47 > 0:06:48Listen.
0:06:48 > 0:06:52Sometimes, if a girl or boy has, like, really, really, good teeth...
0:06:52 > 0:06:55..then the tooth fairy has to leave extra money.
0:06:55 > 0:06:58So first they have to go back to Fairyland to get it.
0:06:58 > 0:07:00So...I've got super-teeth?
0:07:00 > 0:07:02It looks like it, mate.
0:07:02 > 0:07:06If I were you, I'd put that tooth back under your pillow.
0:07:10 > 0:07:13- Hannah - have a quick bite, we'll get cracking.- On...?
0:07:13 > 0:07:16The vegetables. I've been out already, got everything we need.
0:07:16 > 0:07:19- I've got seeds, I've got compost, I've got spades...- Er...
0:07:19 > 0:07:22You and you dad in the garden - you'll have a lovely time.
0:07:25 > 0:07:27Today's not so great for me. I've got to do...
0:07:30 > 0:07:31- ..stuff?- No, no Hannah.
0:07:31 > 0:07:33I've been out and got all the stuff, it's today...
0:07:33 > 0:07:36I will do it! Definitely... One weekend.
0:07:36 > 0:07:39Today, Hannah. If you want money for your precious party, it's today.
0:07:39 > 0:07:41So I have to do it? Just cos I said I would?
0:07:41 > 0:07:43You know what? That is...unfair.
0:07:43 > 0:07:45- Isn't it.- Mm.
0:07:52 > 0:07:55How is it burglary? She gave us the keys.
0:07:55 > 0:07:57The keys to get in the house to feed the cat.
0:07:57 > 0:08:00No-one said anything about the chip shop...
0:08:00 > 0:08:03Any problems, I'll show them my new fake ID.
0:08:03 > 0:08:05"Official"? Official what?
0:08:05 > 0:08:06Whatever.
0:08:06 > 0:08:08That doesn't mean anything!
0:08:09 > 0:08:10Yes!
0:08:15 > 0:08:19Come on, guys, we've had our fun. Let's go.
0:08:19 > 0:08:21What are you doing?
0:08:21 > 0:08:24That's complicated equipment. Could be dangerous!
0:08:26 > 0:08:28We can't take those!
0:08:28 > 0:08:31Relax, Ben. When are you ever going to get a go in a chippy?
0:08:31 > 0:08:33This isn't a roller coaster!
0:08:33 > 0:08:37We don't have "goes". We need proper safety training!
0:08:39 > 0:08:43PHONE RINGS That's it! They're onto us!
0:08:43 > 0:08:45Hello?
0:08:45 > 0:08:47Yeah...
0:08:47 > 0:08:49No, my mum's not here at the minute.
0:08:50 > 0:08:53Yeah, I can take your order.
0:08:53 > 0:08:54When do you want them for?
0:08:54 > 0:08:58OK, let's say...£5 a head?
0:08:58 > 0:08:59What's the address?
0:09:01 > 0:09:03OK. See you then.
0:09:03 > 0:09:05We've got some business!
0:09:05 > 0:09:06Outstanding!
0:09:06 > 0:09:08- Sorry...what?- A wedding.
0:09:08 > 0:09:11Bloke was supposed to make them fish and chips, but he's ill.
0:09:11 > 0:09:14So we've got the job! 50 people, £5 a head, so that's...
0:09:17 > 0:09:18300 quid!
0:09:21 > 0:09:23Are you out of your mind? We're children!
0:09:23 > 0:09:25We can't just go and do...
0:09:25 > 0:09:28We borrow the food from here, we sell it for a profit,
0:09:28 > 0:09:30then we replace it all, keep the difference.
0:09:30 > 0:09:32No-one's ever going to know.
0:09:32 > 0:09:35People know. People always know.
0:09:35 > 0:09:36The police, my parents...
0:09:36 > 0:09:38We're doing something good!
0:09:38 > 0:09:40It's a wedding, they've been let down,
0:09:40 > 0:09:41so we've got to help save the day.
0:09:41 > 0:09:43Yeah. It's a rescue op.
0:09:46 > 0:09:48Dimpleworth Hall?
0:09:48 > 0:09:50That's miles away!
0:09:50 > 0:09:52Plan cancelled, I'm afraid.
0:09:52 > 0:09:55There is no way we can get the food from here to there.
0:09:55 > 0:09:57Yes, we can. We've got the chip van!
0:10:01 > 0:10:03I might be easily led,
0:10:03 > 0:10:07but I am not - repeat, NOT - getting in that van with you driving it.
0:10:07 > 0:10:10Not me, Karl! The bloke who always drives it.
0:10:10 > 0:10:11The guy who hates us
0:10:11 > 0:10:14ever since you put tons of birdseed on the roof of his van
0:10:14 > 0:10:16so that he got attacked by seagulls?
0:10:16 > 0:10:18Yeah, that's the bloke!
0:10:24 > 0:10:26You know, if you go down to the shops,
0:10:26 > 0:10:27you can get a big bag of carrots for a quid?
0:10:27 > 0:10:30Yes, but they wouldn't be OUR carrots, would they?
0:10:30 > 0:10:33A quid. We're doing all this to save a quid!
0:10:33 > 0:10:36Hannah, we're here. Let's just make the most of it.
0:10:36 > 0:10:37And it's raining.
0:10:39 > 0:10:41Look! I just cut a worm in half!
0:10:43 > 0:10:45- This is just cruel. - The worm doesn't mind.
0:10:45 > 0:10:47- It's all part of...- To me!
0:10:47 > 0:10:48This is cruel to me!
0:10:52 > 0:10:53What's this...?
0:10:53 > 0:10:56- What is it? - Look! It's something...
0:10:56 > 0:10:58It's a coin. An old coin.
0:10:58 > 0:11:00Let me see...
0:11:00 > 0:11:02Oh, yeah. Ooh...
0:11:03 > 0:11:05It's Latin.
0:11:05 > 0:11:09Um...Albion. Well, that means England.
0:11:09 > 0:11:12Regis, that means king. It looks like a Roman coin!
0:11:12 > 0:11:17Hey, yes - no, yes! This would be an excellent place for a winter camp,
0:11:17 > 0:11:19because anyone coming up the crescent,
0:11:19 > 0:11:22where the chip shop is now, would be exposed to bow and arrows...
0:11:22 > 0:11:23Is it valuable?
0:11:23 > 0:11:26If this is a Roman coin, it is worth major dollar.
0:11:26 > 0:11:28SHE LAUGHS
0:11:29 > 0:11:32Hey, we should go down the library and see if we can identify it.
0:11:32 > 0:11:35- No, you go. I'll keep digging, see if I can find more.- Right.
0:11:35 > 0:11:37Hannah...
0:11:37 > 0:11:39Told you this would be fun, didn't I?
0:11:44 > 0:11:45Mum!
0:11:45 > 0:11:47Look!
0:11:47 > 0:11:51The tooth fairy came. This time she left double!
0:11:51 > 0:11:52I told you!
0:11:52 > 0:11:53Did you see her?
0:11:53 > 0:11:55Yeah, she was dead cute.
0:11:55 > 0:11:59Flitting around in her little green suit with her little jar of teeth...
0:11:59 > 0:12:04And my special super-tooth... that's the best one of all.
0:12:19 > 0:12:20You, er...
0:12:20 > 0:12:24Ever seen anything like... that before?
0:12:24 > 0:12:25Yeah. It's a football token.
0:12:25 > 0:12:27It's Roman, actually.
0:12:27 > 0:12:30No, it's a football token.
0:12:30 > 0:12:33What, and they speak Latin in the Premiership now, do they?
0:12:33 > 0:12:35"Et tu brute ref." "It's Fergie tempes."
0:12:35 > 0:12:40Look, it says there "Albion", which means England.
0:12:40 > 0:12:43West Bromwich Albion.
0:12:43 > 0:12:46You just can't admit when you're wrong, can you?
0:12:46 > 0:12:47Look! Look!
0:12:47 > 0:12:50"Regis". That means "of the king".
0:12:51 > 0:12:55Oh... Oh, please! Please.
0:12:55 > 0:12:58You're just going to end up embarrassing yourself.
0:13:04 > 0:13:09Cyril Regis. Played for the Albion in 1980.
0:13:15 > 0:13:17I... I've got to go.
0:13:20 > 0:13:21Whoops a daisy.
0:13:25 > 0:13:27Hi, Karl.
0:13:27 > 0:13:29Yeah?
0:13:29 > 0:13:32A business opportunity has arisen
0:13:32 > 0:13:36which, if we were to avail of, with your assistance...
0:13:36 > 0:13:38We're doing fish and chips for a wedding,
0:13:38 > 0:13:39and you've got to drive us.
0:13:39 > 0:13:42- No-one's told me.- It's my cousin who's getting married,
0:13:42 > 0:13:44and he rang up Roy's mum, Mrs Xiaowang,
0:13:44 > 0:13:47- and she said you'd do the cooking for us.- And you lot...?
0:13:47 > 0:13:49We're going to be fish and chip waiters.
0:13:49 > 0:13:52They like that sort of thing, grown-ups - children serving them.
0:13:53 > 0:13:56That van, it's rubbish. The gears are wrecked.
0:13:56 > 0:14:00- It's hardly fit to...- Hey! Mrs Xiaowang said you had to do it!
0:14:00 > 0:14:02And she said I'm in charge, cos it's my cousin's wedding!
0:14:04 > 0:14:06I hate this job.
0:14:13 > 0:14:15Aren't you carrying anything?
0:14:15 > 0:14:17No. I've got to manage all this, haven't I?
0:14:17 > 0:14:18I know what my cousin likes.
0:14:20 > 0:14:22- You helping with this wedding?- What?
0:14:22 > 0:14:25Got to make some fish and chips for a wedding. His cousin.
0:14:28 > 0:14:30- Charlie told you that?- Yeah.
0:14:30 > 0:14:32Then it must be true.
0:14:35 > 0:14:37I'll come, too, Charlie. In case you need any help.
0:14:47 > 0:14:50So, er...I've just been down the library.
0:14:50 > 0:14:52I have to admit it, you were right.
0:14:52 > 0:14:54Hannah loves gardening.
0:14:54 > 0:14:57- She didn't even come in for lunch. - Yeah... No, the thing is...
0:14:57 > 0:15:01I thought she'd hate it. I thought you were being totally naive.
0:15:01 > 0:15:02Did you?
0:15:02 > 0:15:05Well, you were wrong, weren't you?
0:15:05 > 0:15:07I saw something in Hannah.
0:15:07 > 0:15:09You really did. Amazing.
0:15:09 > 0:15:11It's all about perspective, really.
0:15:11 > 0:15:13See, I don't look at our kids and think, "Why?"
0:15:13 > 0:15:15I look at them and think, "Why not?"
0:15:17 > 0:15:19That's where me and you are different.
0:15:25 > 0:15:26Why not, Kevin?
0:15:52 > 0:15:54The gears are wrecked.
0:15:54 > 0:15:55Be lucky if we even get back.
0:15:55 > 0:15:57Stop moaning and get the chips on!
0:15:57 > 0:15:59Come on.
0:16:03 > 0:16:05- Can I have a word?- Yeah.
0:16:10 > 0:16:12Roy - he's filming all this,
0:16:12 > 0:16:15so he can prove that you're the "bad boy".
0:16:15 > 0:16:18Maybe the film will never get back.
0:16:18 > 0:16:22Maybe Roy might have a little "accident".
0:16:22 > 0:16:24So what if he films us?
0:16:24 > 0:16:28We've got a new customer for his mum - she should be really pleased.
0:16:28 > 0:16:31It's just that if the fish and chips plan doesn't work...
0:16:31 > 0:16:32How could it not?
0:16:34 > 0:16:35There's no cooking oil!
0:16:35 > 0:16:38Unbelievable! How could you forget that?
0:16:38 > 0:16:39That's the most basic thing!
0:16:39 > 0:16:41You said you were managing it.
0:16:43 > 0:16:47There must be a kitchen in the hotel. We'll borrow their oil.
0:16:47 > 0:16:50Oh, I was wondering when he'd turn up.
0:16:50 > 0:16:52Our old friend, Mr "Borrow".
0:16:52 > 0:16:53Orange juice?
0:17:04 > 0:17:05So it could be Roman?
0:17:05 > 0:17:07Oh, well, they couldn't be very definite.
0:17:07 > 0:17:10They've got to send it to an expert or something.
0:17:10 > 0:17:13I knew something like this would happen. We're going to be rich!
0:17:13 > 0:17:15Ah, well, let's not get carried away.
0:17:15 > 0:17:16We don't know if it's valuable.
0:17:16 > 0:17:18Course it is! It's Roman.
0:17:18 > 0:17:20That's like a hundred years old.
0:17:38 > 0:17:39All clear!
0:17:39 > 0:17:42OK, so we need vegetable oil.
0:17:42 > 0:17:44We can seize and capture the cake.
0:17:44 > 0:17:47Alison, the oil! And we need loads.
0:17:47 > 0:17:49That much?
0:17:49 > 0:17:50Brilliant!
0:17:52 > 0:17:53It's too heavy.
0:17:54 > 0:17:57We'll have to tip it on its side, roll it out.
0:17:59 > 0:18:00Pick it up!
0:18:00 > 0:18:01Aah!
0:18:10 > 0:18:13Excuse me, I'm from Shrimpton's. Have you seen the vicar?
0:18:13 > 0:18:16- No. - CLATTERING
0:18:16 > 0:18:18GASPS: You broke the cake!
0:18:18 > 0:18:21No! We're investigating who broke the cake.
0:18:21 > 0:18:23We're child investigators.
0:18:23 > 0:18:24Official.
0:18:24 > 0:18:28Child investigators? I thought they only had those on TV.
0:18:28 > 0:18:29You want to help us?
0:18:31 > 0:18:32Will I get a badge like hers?
0:18:32 > 0:18:34Of course! Yeah.
0:18:34 > 0:18:36OK, so, we think the cake wrecker's coming back,
0:18:36 > 0:18:39so we're going to hide, jump out and catch him.
0:18:39 > 0:18:41I have to see the vicar.
0:18:41 > 0:18:44It'll only take a minute. You hide in there...
0:18:46 > 0:18:49..and we'll hide behind the counter.
0:18:51 > 0:18:54Well, we did our best to help the wedding, but now I think...
0:18:55 > 0:18:56- ..home?- Roger that.
0:18:59 > 0:19:01BOTH: So unlucky.
0:19:01 > 0:19:02Evasive action!
0:19:04 > 0:19:08- Are you the boy from Shrimpton's? - No.- Oh, where is he...?
0:19:08 > 0:19:10Oh, sorry!
0:19:10 > 0:19:13Shrimpton's. Yeah, that's me.
0:19:13 > 0:19:16You need to get changed! The wedding starts in five minutes!
0:19:16 > 0:19:18Come on!
0:19:29 > 0:19:31It's weird, you know.
0:19:31 > 0:19:33It's, like, my back aches, my hands are sore,
0:19:33 > 0:19:36but I'm almost sort of...enjoying it.
0:19:36 > 0:19:38I thought you would.
0:19:38 > 0:19:40Yeah. Cos I know it's the same for you,
0:19:40 > 0:19:44so it's almost like we're in it together.
0:19:44 > 0:19:45Aww...
0:19:45 > 0:19:47Really lovely thing to say.
0:19:47 > 0:19:49Listen, Hannah...
0:19:50 > 0:19:55- Yeah?- Um... About the coin...
0:19:55 > 0:19:56What...?
0:19:59 > 0:20:02Dad! Look! We're rich!
0:20:02 > 0:20:04We're rich! We're rich!
0:20:04 > 0:20:05Well, possibly.
0:20:05 > 0:20:09We're rich! We can get out of this dump, we can get proper lives!
0:20:09 > 0:20:11Well, let's not jump to conclusions...
0:20:11 > 0:20:13- I'm going to tell Mum! - No, no, Hannah! Hannah!
0:20:13 > 0:20:14- Wait, Hannah!- Mum, we're rich!
0:20:14 > 0:20:17At last, we have something to live for. Aah!
0:20:21 > 0:20:25Mum! Look! Roman coins! We're rich!
0:20:25 > 0:20:27We can go on a holiday to France!
0:20:27 > 0:20:29And we can stay in a posh hotel!
0:20:29 > 0:20:31And when we get back, we can get a proper place!
0:20:31 > 0:20:33No more rubbish B&B! And then...
0:20:33 > 0:20:36Hannah! These aren't Roman. Look...
0:20:36 > 0:20:37Manchester United.
0:20:37 > 0:20:41Um, I don't... Maybe... Could it be Latin?
0:20:41 > 0:20:44"Manches Ter Uni Ted"?
0:20:44 > 0:20:46Tottenham Hotspur.
0:20:46 > 0:20:48"Tot Nam Hot..."
0:20:48 > 0:20:49Chelsea.
0:20:52 > 0:20:56Dad...the coins... They said in the library...
0:20:56 > 0:20:58Sorry, Hannah.
0:20:59 > 0:21:02It was just nice to spend a bit of time doing something together.
0:21:02 > 0:21:05So you knew they weren't Roman?
0:21:05 > 0:21:07How could you do this to me?
0:21:09 > 0:21:11I'll never eat a carrot again.
0:21:12 > 0:21:14So that's why she was digging all day.
0:21:14 > 0:21:16And now I've upset her.
0:21:16 > 0:21:17I am not a good man.
0:21:19 > 0:21:20Yes, you are.
0:21:21 > 0:21:23Just not very bright.
0:21:24 > 0:21:27You're not like the other two. You're a good boy.
0:21:27 > 0:21:30Yeah, I am.
0:21:30 > 0:21:33You shouldn't hang around with Charlie. He'll ruin your life.
0:21:33 > 0:21:35Quite possibly. But he's my friend.
0:21:35 > 0:21:37The suit doesn't even fit!
0:21:39 > 0:21:42Very unprofessional. Last time I shall use Shrimpton's.
0:21:42 > 0:21:44- WHISPERS:- Help.
0:21:44 > 0:21:46Help!
0:21:46 > 0:21:49You see? He always starts trouble.
0:21:49 > 0:21:51But now I'll show everyone.
0:21:51 > 0:21:53And my mum will see I'm a good boy.
0:21:53 > 0:21:55And she'll love me again.
0:21:59 > 0:22:00What's going on?
0:22:03 > 0:22:04We need to pull out.
0:22:04 > 0:22:07I was told to do the fish and chips, so that's what I'm doing.
0:22:07 > 0:22:08Soon as you lot bring me some oil.
0:22:08 > 0:22:10A mutiny.
0:22:10 > 0:22:11What's happened? Are we in trouble?
0:22:11 > 0:22:13Affirmative.
0:22:13 > 0:22:15But...not that much trouble?
0:22:15 > 0:22:17- This much?- No.
0:22:17 > 0:22:19This much.
0:22:22 > 0:22:24Hello...?
0:22:24 > 0:22:25I have to go soon.
0:22:27 > 0:22:31It's on occasions like this we get a chance to reflect
0:22:31 > 0:22:34on the true nature of love.
0:22:34 > 0:22:37What it is, and what it means to each of us.
0:22:40 > 0:22:42KNOCK AT DOOR
0:22:42 > 0:22:44Hannah?
0:22:44 > 0:22:45Go away!
0:22:48 > 0:22:51Are you deaf? Go away!
0:23:00 > 0:23:02I just wanted to give you this...
0:23:02 > 0:23:03for the party.
0:23:03 > 0:23:06And to say I'm sorry. I should have told you the truth.
0:23:08 > 0:23:11So...are we good?
0:23:13 > 0:23:14Yeah.
0:23:15 > 0:23:17And all what I said about this being a dump
0:23:17 > 0:23:20- and us not having proper lives... - Yes?
0:23:21 > 0:23:25It's all right, Dad. Not everyone can be a success.
0:23:31 > 0:23:33At the end of the day,
0:23:33 > 0:23:38words cannot do justice to a love like Mark and Stella's.
0:23:38 > 0:23:41For that, we need song.
0:23:44 > 0:23:46Sing!
0:24:06 > 0:24:08# Now put your hands up
0:24:08 > 0:24:09# Up in the club, we just broke up
0:24:09 > 0:24:11# I'm doing my own little thing
0:24:11 > 0:24:14# Decided to dip but now you're gonna trip
0:24:14 > 0:24:16# Cos another brother noticed me
0:24:16 > 0:24:18# I'm up on him, he up on me
0:24:18 > 0:24:21# Don't pay him any attention... #
0:24:21 > 0:24:23Yes! Such a bad, bad boy!
0:24:23 > 0:24:25We need to get Charlie and go right now.
0:24:25 > 0:24:27I'm not taking orders from you! My, boss, Mrs Xiaowang,
0:24:27 > 0:24:28told me to...
0:24:28 > 0:24:32Negative on that one. She doesn't even know you're here.
0:24:32 > 0:24:33What?
0:24:33 > 0:24:35We made it all up. There is no cousin.
0:24:35 > 0:24:37This is an unauthorised mission.
0:24:37 > 0:24:38That can't be!
0:24:38 > 0:24:41I'm sorry to say...but it is.
0:24:41 > 0:24:43This is just the sort of thing we do.
0:24:45 > 0:24:46I hate my job.
0:24:46 > 0:24:47# Cos if you liked it
0:24:47 > 0:24:49# Then you should have put a ring on it
0:24:49 > 0:24:52# If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it
0:24:52 > 0:24:54# Don't be mad once you see that he want it
0:24:54 > 0:24:56# Cos if you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it
0:24:56 > 0:24:59# Whoa-oh-oh Whoa-oh-oh oh, oh, oh, oh
0:24:59 > 0:25:00# Whoa-oh-oh
0:25:00 > 0:25:03# Whoa-oh-oh Whoa-oh-oh oh, oh, oh, oh
0:25:03 > 0:25:05- # Whoa-oh-oh... # - I'm the singer!
0:25:08 > 0:25:10Not him, me!
0:25:10 > 0:25:11You little...!
0:25:16 > 0:25:18Let's go!
0:25:21 > 0:25:23Go! Go!
0:25:27 > 0:25:28Yes! Yes!
0:25:36 > 0:25:37Run!
0:25:38 > 0:25:40You're not getting away this time!
0:25:46 > 0:25:47Hide!
0:25:52 > 0:25:54Whaaa!
0:25:57 > 0:26:00Right, we've got one of them. Call the police.
0:26:00 > 0:26:01No!
0:26:01 > 0:26:04It wasn't me - it was Charlie! He did it all!
0:26:04 > 0:26:08Look what you've done! You are in very serious trouble!
0:26:08 > 0:26:10No! No!
0:26:10 > 0:26:14No! It's all on my phone, it must be in the cake.
0:26:14 > 0:26:16You have to believe me.
0:26:20 > 0:26:24Look what he's done - their lovely cake.
0:26:24 > 0:26:28Typical - here we are trying to do something good,
0:26:28 > 0:26:29and he ruins it.
0:26:30 > 0:26:33Oh, I forgot! My mum gave me two quid.
0:26:33 > 0:26:35Let's go down the arcade!
0:26:40 > 0:26:42Ooh, chocolates! You shouldn't have done.
0:26:42 > 0:26:44To say sorry for all the trouble.
0:26:45 > 0:26:49And how's Roy getting on at the new school?
0:26:49 > 0:26:50It's very hard for him.
0:26:50 > 0:26:53He's homesick and he hates getting up at five in morning.
0:26:53 > 0:26:56- Poor boy...- No, he is bad.
0:26:56 > 0:26:59I just hope he wasn't a bad influence on Charlie.
0:26:59 > 0:27:02- Well, Charlie's, um... - Don't worry, Amy.
0:27:02 > 0:27:05Charlie hasn't changed - he's exactly the same.
0:27:11 > 0:27:13How can this be right?
0:27:13 > 0:27:15Clean every cupboard in the place!
0:27:15 > 0:27:17And for what? For trying to make two people happy
0:27:17 > 0:27:19by singing a love song at their wedding!
0:27:19 > 0:27:21What kind of lesson is that for a child?
0:27:23 > 0:27:25It's a travesty of justice!
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