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0:00:35 > 0:00:39Please, don't leave me. Anne! It was an accident!

0:00:39 > 0:00:42I'm sorry about the ink. I'll get the coat cleaned!

0:00:42 > 0:00:47Look! I've planted the holly just like you wanted!

0:00:47 > 0:00:49Lovely and Christmas-y.

0:00:55 > 0:00:57# Rocking around the Christmas tree...#

0:01:00 > 0:01:02You don't get it! These girls are rich.

0:01:02 > 0:01:06They live in beautiful houses. They think I'm one of them.

0:01:06 > 0:01:08You're not. You're one of us.

0:01:08 > 0:01:11I like putting pasta out in rows. It's my hobby.

0:01:12 > 0:01:16- But, Mum!- No! We're not giving the house a make over.

0:01:16 > 0:01:20I just want it to look nice for the book club girls!

0:01:20 > 0:01:21You're joining a book club?

0:01:21 > 0:01:25Yeah. I've been getting really interested in...words.

0:01:25 > 0:01:28That's great!

0:01:33 > 0:01:36Hi, Mr Leith! Holly.

0:01:36 > 0:01:39- What is it with everyone and holly? - Eh?

0:01:39 > 0:01:42You know you can get a Venus Flytrap for only six quid?

0:01:42 > 0:01:45- They eat flies and spiders. - Charlie...

0:01:45 > 0:01:48- I'll feed it for you.- No!

0:01:48 > 0:01:51They can't attack humans if that's what you're worried about.

0:01:51 > 0:01:53You could hold a baby right up to it and...

0:01:53 > 0:01:57Charlie! I'm working here! Please, just go!

0:01:57 > 0:01:58Only trying to help.

0:02:10 > 0:02:13Sorry, I just wanted to check. Can I have my breakfast in my room?

0:02:13 > 0:02:16Oh, I'm sorry, we don't offer that service any more, Dr Soames,

0:02:16 > 0:02:19ever since one of our guests decided to have his breakfast

0:02:19 > 0:02:22in the bath and clogged up the drains with his button mushrooms.

0:02:22 > 0:02:24- I still have nightmares. - I just thought that as...

0:02:24 > 0:02:25We'd love to hear your ideas.

0:02:25 > 0:02:28If you pop them in the suggestion box and we'll take a look...

0:02:28 > 0:02:29at some point.

0:02:32 > 0:02:35They'd suck the blood from your veins.

0:02:35 > 0:02:38What's with the dark glasses?

0:02:38 > 0:02:40She's just had her eyes lasered.

0:02:40 > 0:02:42She's got no eyes? How does she see?

0:02:42 > 0:02:46But if the book club girls come here and see this, the way we live...

0:02:46 > 0:02:51I'll be a social outcast! My life will literally be ruined!

0:02:51 > 0:02:53You're always saying that.

0:02:53 > 0:02:55I bet you hold the world record for saying that.

0:02:55 > 0:02:57Are you going to paint the room or not?

0:02:57 > 0:03:00Er... Not.

0:03:00 > 0:03:02OK! Fine!

0:03:04 > 0:03:06Why are people so grumpy today?

0:03:06 > 0:03:10- It's Christmas. Meant to be enjoyable, relaxing.- Mr Leith -

0:03:10 > 0:03:13I was just chatting and he nearly bit my head off.

0:03:13 > 0:03:15Don't talk to me about the Leiths.

0:03:15 > 0:03:17I arranged to have coffee with Anne, she didn't turn up.

0:03:17 > 0:03:21No apology. No phone call. Nothing. Just total silence.

0:03:21 > 0:03:23That's odd. Not like Anne.

0:03:30 > 0:03:34It's obvious, isn't it? Mr Leith, he's killed his wife!

0:03:34 > 0:03:36She disappears. Suddenly he's planting holly bushes.

0:03:36 > 0:03:38Exactly! He was burying her!

0:03:38 > 0:03:42That's why he was rude to me, that's why he had to get rid of me.

0:03:42 > 0:03:46Loads of people want to get rid of you. Almost everyone, really.

0:03:46 > 0:03:49If we catch a dangerous criminal, we'll be famous child investigators.

0:03:49 > 0:03:52Then my parents will have to get me a new phone!

0:03:52 > 0:03:55Another one? They only just got you one!

0:03:55 > 0:03:58Supposed to be unbreakable, so I tested it.

0:03:58 > 0:04:00Couldn't even take the weight of a horse.

0:04:00 > 0:04:04A horse? How did you even come in contact with a horse?

0:04:04 > 0:04:06Let's stay focused on the murder.

0:04:06 > 0:04:09The alleged murder. Consider the facts.

0:04:09 > 0:04:12The facts are, if we let him kill again, we'll be accessories,

0:04:12 > 0:04:14because we knew and we did nothing.

0:04:14 > 0:04:16They'll throw us in jail, Ben!

0:04:16 > 0:04:19Eating bread with maggots, is that what you want?

0:04:19 > 0:04:21No.

0:04:21 > 0:04:23Right, then here's the plan.

0:04:26 > 0:04:28Hurry up, he'll be back in a minute.

0:04:31 > 0:04:33I don't get it. She's not here.

0:04:33 > 0:04:36We need to go. Someone might see us.

0:04:38 > 0:04:42Wait. One second... Ohhhh!

0:04:42 > 0:04:44Clever! It's a distraction.

0:04:44 > 0:04:46He pretended to bury her here,

0:04:46 > 0:04:48but she's actually somewhere else in the garden.

0:04:50 > 0:04:51Of course!

0:04:51 > 0:04:54Fetch the spades, Ben, we've got a body to find.

0:05:00 > 0:05:0216:28, subject exits butcher.

0:05:05 > 0:05:07Proceeds in a westerly direction.

0:05:10 > 0:05:15Subject enters dry cleaner with one item, female apparel, a green coat.

0:05:26 > 0:05:28Whoa, whoa, whoa, what are you doing with my tableau?

0:05:28 > 0:05:30Please, Dad, they're so embarrassing!

0:05:30 > 0:05:32I'm quite proud of them, actually.

0:05:32 > 0:05:35The pottery teacher says they're very interesting.

0:05:35 > 0:05:37Get a grip! Look at this monkey, it's rubbish.

0:05:37 > 0:05:41Shows how much you know. That's one of the three wise men.

0:05:41 > 0:05:44- OK, but will you buy me a DVD? - Which is...?

0:05:44 > 0:05:45Bleak House.

0:05:45 > 0:05:47The book you're supposed to be reading.

0:05:47 > 0:05:50I left it too late. It's 1,100 pages!

0:05:50 > 0:05:53That's nothing! I once read three Stephen Kings in a week.

0:05:53 > 0:05:55- The stamina I had back then.- OK.

0:05:55 > 0:05:57If I don't read the book, they won't let me in the club.

0:05:57 > 0:06:01- Which means I'll never get to go on the holiday.- Holiday? What?

0:06:01 > 0:06:04Yeah, one of the girls, Ingrid Eriksen, her mum lets...

0:06:04 > 0:06:08Tamsin, you know, the barrister with the beautiful teeth.

0:06:08 > 0:06:10She sends the whole book club to their villa in France.

0:06:10 > 0:06:13So they can spend a week just talking about books.

0:06:13 > 0:06:17And enjoying the 25 metre infinity pool and the Jacuzzi

0:06:17 > 0:06:20- and the jet ski and...- That's why you joined the book club.

0:06:20 > 0:06:23- Sssssh! So, Ingrid Eriksen is coming here?- Yes.

0:06:23 > 0:06:26Right. We'll put you in the guest lounge

0:06:26 > 0:06:29and then just in case the girls come in here, we'll have a quick tidy up.

0:06:30 > 0:06:35- Sorry, what's happening now? - I want to make a good impression.

0:06:35 > 0:06:38The Eriksens - they're intelligent and sophisticated.

0:06:38 > 0:06:40And they hold the most amazing dinner parties.

0:06:40 > 0:06:42So, we've all got to pretend to be something we're not?

0:06:42 > 0:06:44Yeah, normal.

0:06:44 > 0:06:46The only way that's going to happen is if you lock Charlie

0:06:46 > 0:06:48and Louie in their room.

0:06:48 > 0:06:51Which is actually a really good idea because if it's just us three,

0:06:51 > 0:06:53we can put on an act, like everything's OK.

0:06:53 > 0:06:55Everything is OK! We've got absolutely nothing to be ashamed of.

0:06:55 > 0:06:57Really?

0:07:00 > 0:07:02Ah...

0:07:02 > 0:07:04Has he been doing that long?

0:07:13 > 0:07:17- Hello again! What's your name? - Who? Me?

0:07:17 > 0:07:20- Yes.- Louie.- And what age are you?

0:07:20 > 0:07:22Who? Me?

0:07:25 > 0:07:27How can she see me if she's got no eyes?

0:07:27 > 0:07:30She smells you. You should stay away from her.

0:07:30 > 0:07:31I think she's after your eyes.

0:07:31 > 0:07:34You see, she's just had hers out,

0:07:34 > 0:07:37but she can put in someone else's in as long as she does it quick.

0:07:37 > 0:07:41But I love my eyes! I don't want to have to smell people!

0:07:41 > 0:07:45It's OK, you'll be safe. Just stay in your room today and tomorrow.

0:07:45 > 0:07:49- Then she'll be gone. - OK, I will. Thanks, Hannah.

0:08:06 > 0:08:09Cleaning a woman's coat? Well, that just proves it!

0:08:09 > 0:08:13- Proves what?- That he's guilty! He's trying to destroy the evidence!

0:08:13 > 0:08:15We didn't find the body, so the coat's our only clue.

0:08:15 > 0:08:17We've got to get it.

0:08:19 > 0:08:22What, me?

0:08:22 > 0:08:26No way!

0:08:26 > 0:08:28No-one said special ops was going to be easy.

0:08:28 > 0:08:35So man up, because failure isn't an option. Am I clear?

0:08:35 > 0:08:36Terrifyingly.

0:08:49 > 0:08:55I'm Mr Leith's son, Ben. Not Ben, Cecil. Cecil Leith.

0:08:56 > 0:09:00Ben's a nickname, don't know why I mentioned it, really.

0:09:00 > 0:09:02- Just forget I ever... - Can I help you?

0:09:02 > 0:09:05Eh... Dad, he left my mum's coat in here earlier.

0:09:05 > 0:09:08- And we need to get it back. - You got the ticket?

0:09:08 > 0:09:11- Well, not as such. - I need the ticket.

0:09:11 > 0:09:16Of course you do. OK, bye.

0:09:22 > 0:09:27But maybe you should separate the coat.

0:09:27 > 0:09:30It's my mum, you see.

0:09:30 > 0:09:34- She's been diagnosed with Lyme disease.- With what?

0:09:34 > 0:09:38That's why we need the coat. All her clothes have to be burnt.

0:09:38 > 0:09:40It's best to catch it early.

0:09:40 > 0:09:43Before it attacks the central nervous system.

0:09:43 > 0:09:45Oh!

0:09:51 > 0:09:54See? Blood!

0:09:54 > 0:09:56Outstanding!

0:09:56 > 0:09:59If that is blood, we need to take this to the police.

0:09:59 > 0:10:02No way! They never believe us!

0:10:02 > 0:10:05But, Leith - he could be dangerous.

0:10:05 > 0:10:09I know! I saw this film once where a guy was haunted by someone

0:10:09 > 0:10:11he bumped off until he couldn't take it any more

0:10:11 > 0:10:14and he handed himself in to the police.

0:10:15 > 0:10:18Mrs Leith. She's coming back from the dead.

0:10:23 > 0:10:27Seriously? You're doing all this to impress some schoolgirls?

0:10:27 > 0:10:28I'm doing it so Hannah has friends

0:10:28 > 0:10:32who are into reading something more than a pop star's tattoos.

0:10:33 > 0:10:35I'm exhausted. Night.

0:10:35 > 0:10:40Night. Hang on, you going to bed at half past six?

0:10:40 > 0:10:42Oh, no, you've you done something bad, haven't you?

0:10:42 > 0:10:44- No! I've been really good! - Let him go.

0:10:44 > 0:10:47Louie wants to stay up there as well, we'll get some peace.

0:10:47 > 0:10:50Night, love. Can I get you a drink or anything? Hot chocolate?

0:10:50 > 0:10:51No, thanks.

0:10:57 > 0:11:00- Night, Dad.- Er, yes...good night.

0:11:04 > 0:11:06Anyway, anyway, you're forgetting...

0:11:06 > 0:11:09You're forgetting the most important thing.

0:11:09 > 0:11:12- Hannah hasn't even read the book! - Sorted. I got her the DVD.

0:11:13 > 0:11:18How about a song to get you into the holiday spirit?

0:11:21 > 0:11:24# La, la, la, la, la, hoi! #

0:11:24 > 0:11:28Sssssh! Quiet! Get up and get dressed.

0:11:29 > 0:11:33Is it the doctor lady? Is she coming for my eyes?

0:11:33 > 0:11:35Er, yeah, that's it.

0:11:45 > 0:11:48- Is he all right?- Allergies, hurting his eyes.

0:11:48 > 0:11:53- Oh. But there are medicines that he could take.- Night!

0:11:53 > 0:11:56Oh, good night.

0:12:03 > 0:12:06- You're 28 seconds late. - You got your mum's wig!

0:12:07 > 0:12:09Security was laughable.

0:12:11 > 0:12:12What's that for?

0:12:15 > 0:12:17Hurry up, Alison! He's really heavy.

0:12:17 > 0:12:20- You know which window? - I did a recce earlier.

0:12:38 > 0:12:40Anne?

0:12:41 > 0:12:47I am the ghost of your wi-ife. You must confess.

0:12:47 > 0:12:49Louie, Louie, wake up! Wake up, Louie!

0:12:54 > 0:12:57- Louie, get off! - Hurry! We got incoming!

0:13:02 > 0:13:06Anne? Charlie?

0:13:07 > 0:13:12Just confess! If you confess, they won't hang you...

0:13:12 > 0:13:14Probably.

0:13:16 > 0:13:18Christmas, it's supposed to be a happy time.

0:13:18 > 0:13:19But I've had a massive row with Anne

0:13:19 > 0:13:21because I spilt ink on her best coat.

0:13:21 > 0:13:25She's run off to her mother's. And then all this, the garden...

0:13:25 > 0:13:30- Again, you know, we're so, so sorry. - So sorry. Sorry.

0:13:30 > 0:13:34OK, we'll say no more about it. But, please...

0:13:38 > 0:13:42- Merry Christmas.- Merry Christmas.

0:13:49 > 0:13:51Ink? What does he think, we're idiots?

0:13:53 > 0:13:56But it was really good, the way you played along.

0:14:04 > 0:14:08Imagine it! Forcing your own child to work for a murderer!

0:14:08 > 0:14:11Well, we never had real proof.

0:14:11 > 0:14:15Maybe we deserve this, maybe it's right that we got punished.

0:14:15 > 0:14:19They've broken him. He's just an empty shell.

0:14:21 > 0:14:23Plastic!

0:14:25 > 0:14:29A spare house key. Outstanding!

0:14:36 > 0:14:39A tie! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No!

0:14:39 > 0:14:43When I finished at the bank, I vowed I'd never wear a tie again.

0:14:43 > 0:14:46That man, the man I used to be, he was...

0:14:46 > 0:14:48A high earner, generous to his wife?

0:14:48 > 0:14:51Look, if we make a good impression on the Eriksens,

0:14:51 > 0:14:53it could be a chance for Hannah to see a different side of life.

0:14:53 > 0:14:57Yes, yes, yes, yes, books, reading... I'm all for that.

0:14:57 > 0:15:01But this... Being trotted out like a performing seal...

0:15:01 > 0:15:04- Go on. For me.- That's really tight. - Oh, sorry.

0:15:09 > 0:15:12- Allergies still at you, are they? - Huh?

0:15:13 > 0:15:16- Let me see your eyes.- No!

0:15:20 > 0:15:22They're brilliant. Thanks so much.

0:15:22 > 0:15:25Let's show those Eriksens how it's done, eh?

0:15:26 > 0:15:28So, what's it about then, Bleak House?

0:15:28 > 0:15:32There's this house and it's sort of...

0:15:32 > 0:15:33bleak...

0:15:36 > 0:15:40- You didn't watch it, did you? - No, I'm sorry! I fell asleep!

0:15:40 > 0:15:42Unbelievable! You're too lazy to even cheat!

0:15:42 > 0:15:44What's the point in all this?

0:15:44 > 0:15:49Louie, what are you doing? Take that off!

0:15:49 > 0:15:53- No! I need to guard my eyes! - Louie, I've not got time for this...

0:15:54 > 0:15:57Would you like something lovely to eat?

0:15:58 > 0:16:02Now go and have a little picnic. in your room.

0:16:02 > 0:16:04And you better get on the internet and find out

0:16:04 > 0:16:05what that rotten book is about!

0:16:13 > 0:16:15I hope you've learned your lesson.

0:16:15 > 0:16:18Just dropping this back to the dry cleaners.

0:16:18 > 0:16:20See what they can do with the blood.

0:16:34 > 0:16:37See that? Thinks bumping his wife off is funny.

0:16:37 > 0:16:40So... We've got to stop him.

0:16:41 > 0:16:43Seriously, we're breaking in?

0:16:43 > 0:16:46- Come on, guys, let's have a crime-free Christmas!- Let's go.

0:16:46 > 0:16:51- Mission on.- 11, and I'm already a hardened burglar.

0:16:52 > 0:16:55Come on, Ben. Go!

0:16:56 > 0:17:00It's absolutely vital we don't leave a single trace...

0:17:04 > 0:17:08What are you...? Take your shoes off! He'll know we've been here!

0:17:08 > 0:17:09Doesn't matter.

0:17:09 > 0:17:12When we find the body, he'll be thrown straight in jail.

0:17:12 > 0:17:15Look, likes to keep photos of his victims.

0:17:15 > 0:17:18He's probably slaughtered hundreds.

0:17:23 > 0:17:27I do not like you, sir. I do not like you one little bit.

0:17:30 > 0:17:33That's why we couldn't find her in the garden!

0:17:36 > 0:17:37He's chopped her up!

0:17:43 > 0:17:45Isn't that...bacon?

0:17:47 > 0:17:51Tattoos! Her name's Anne, probably calls herself Annie!

0:17:51 > 0:17:53You've really nailed this one.

0:17:53 > 0:17:54Eh...there's two Ns in Annie.

0:17:54 > 0:17:58She probably spelt it wrong. Spelling's hard.

0:17:58 > 0:18:00And a lot of bacon comes from Denmark.

0:18:00 > 0:18:04So it's stamped DANISH, as in A-N-I.

0:18:04 > 0:18:06Sssssh!

0:18:07 > 0:18:08He's back!

0:18:21 > 0:18:23Why can't they leave me alone?

0:18:30 > 0:18:34- Hi, Ingrid!- Hannah.

0:18:34 > 0:18:36Ah, hello, you must be the book club girls!

0:18:36 > 0:18:39- It's an honour! Nay, a privilege! - Dad!

0:18:39 > 0:18:41You'll love it here, no doubt Hannah's already told you

0:18:41 > 0:18:45what a incredibly successful and charismatic family we are.

0:18:45 > 0:18:49- Come on!- Come on in, we've got nothing to hide in here, come on in.

0:18:49 > 0:18:53- I love your hair.- Come on in. Enjoy yourselves.

0:18:53 > 0:18:55- I'll put my top hat on, shall I? - I haven't seen you in a while.

0:19:01 > 0:19:05Sorry about that, he's got a weird sense of humour.

0:19:06 > 0:19:09I don't. I'm just normal.

0:19:09 > 0:19:11Let's get started, shall we?

0:19:15 > 0:19:18So, you take this quite seriously?

0:19:20 > 0:19:24Good. That was what I was hoping.

0:19:37 > 0:19:39See this? It's human, isn't it?

0:19:42 > 0:19:45- I'll tell your mum about you! - You didn't even look!

0:19:45 > 0:19:48Helping a dangerous criminal, that's what you're doing!

0:19:52 > 0:19:57So, that didn't go well? What a surprise.

0:20:00 > 0:20:03I looked at myself in the mirror and do you know what I felt?

0:20:03 > 0:20:07I felt shame. All the good work I've done on myself -

0:20:07 > 0:20:12the meditation, the pottery. No, no, no, I am not going back!

0:20:16 > 0:20:20- Can you at least get some plates? - Yes, of course I will.

0:20:20 > 0:20:22I told you! He's chopped her up!

0:20:22 > 0:20:24Charlie! What are you doing? Give me that!

0:20:24 > 0:20:26No! It's Mrs Leith!

0:20:38 > 0:20:40You can't mess around with that!

0:20:40 > 0:20:44- It's important evidence! - Charlie, go to your room.

0:20:44 > 0:20:47- But...- Now! Ben, Alison, home.

0:20:56 > 0:21:02Wow, your work ruined by the very artwork you tried to hide.

0:21:02 > 0:21:04- If that isn't a message...- Don't!

0:21:04 > 0:21:07Sorry, that was mean.

0:21:08 > 0:21:10We could give them the bacon.

0:21:10 > 0:21:13We've got plenty of veg, we could do a little meal.

0:21:13 > 0:21:15Yeah, let's do that.

0:21:18 > 0:21:27Beautiful writing with many different words.

0:21:27 > 0:21:29But which was your favourite passage?

0:21:31 > 0:21:37Oh, er... I suppose I'd have to say the descriptions of the...

0:21:37 > 0:21:39erm...the bleakness of the house.

0:21:44 > 0:21:49- It's OK, we haven't read it either. - What?

0:21:49 > 0:21:52We just do a book club so my mum will let us go to the villa.

0:21:52 > 0:21:54That's so great!

0:21:54 > 0:21:57We thought you'd be the same, but we had to be sure.

0:21:57 > 0:22:00Last thing we need is some bore who's into reading.

0:22:00 > 0:22:03- I've never finished a book in my life.- Awesome!

0:22:12 > 0:22:14Target acquired.

0:22:19 > 0:22:21We have a serious problem.

0:22:21 > 0:22:25If Leith does anyone else in while I'm stuck here,

0:22:25 > 0:22:26it'll be Mum and Dad's fault.

0:22:26 > 0:22:30They'll be at the funerals tortured by guilt and...

0:22:48 > 0:22:52You two really need to learn hand signals.

0:22:52 > 0:22:56If Charlie looked after his phone, then we could ring him.

0:22:56 > 0:22:59I've got a pen. If we had some paper...

0:23:00 > 0:23:03Yeah?

0:23:03 > 0:23:06Look, Louie, for your eyes.

0:23:06 > 0:23:09No! You're not putting them in the bottle!

0:23:09 > 0:23:12Wait! They're just eye drops.

0:23:18 > 0:23:22Your mum cooked...

0:23:24 > 0:23:26..MRS LEITH!

0:23:32 > 0:23:34Louie!

0:23:38 > 0:23:40Louie!

0:23:49 > 0:23:53- What? Where's the canapes?- Charlie.

0:23:53 > 0:23:57My life is literally ruined!

0:23:57 > 0:24:00So! Who likes bacon?

0:24:00 > 0:24:03I do! It's my absolute total favourite!

0:24:03 > 0:24:07Wait! No! You can't eat that! It's Mrs Leith!

0:24:07 > 0:24:10- Charlie! - Don't be so stupid! It's bacon!

0:24:10 > 0:24:13Really? Have you ever seen a pig with tattoos?

0:24:15 > 0:24:19No, it really is bacon.

0:24:19 > 0:24:22You don't understand! I am taking Mrs Leith to the police.

0:24:25 > 0:24:31Get off me! Get off me! Ben! Run!

0:24:31 > 0:24:33Run! Get her out of here.

0:24:33 > 0:24:39Sorry about this. It's just there might have been a bit of a murder.

0:24:39 > 0:24:42Lovely to see you, Ingrid! Do say hello to your mum for me, won't you?

0:24:42 > 0:24:44My mum was right. Your family are freaks!

0:24:44 > 0:24:48No, Ingrid, I want to go to France. Ingrid? No!

0:24:48 > 0:24:49Ben, give it me.

0:24:52 > 0:24:54You got him!

0:24:54 > 0:24:56- That's the boy.- Here's his wife!

0:24:56 > 0:24:59He broke into my house and stole that bacon!

0:24:59 > 0:25:01You? You're working for him?

0:25:08 > 0:25:09Ouch!

0:25:11 > 0:25:13John? What's going on?

0:25:13 > 0:25:14Mrs Leith? You're alive!

0:25:17 > 0:25:19But then, who's that?

0:25:23 > 0:25:25I am not happy!

0:25:33 > 0:25:36This can't be right! Grounded till Easter? And for what?

0:25:36 > 0:25:39For trying to stop a mass murderer?

0:25:39 > 0:25:41What kind of lesson is that for a child?

0:25:41 > 0:25:43- It's a travesty of... - Charlie! Ssssh!- It's a...

0:25:43 > 0:25:46- Ssssssh!- Right, we're all set.

0:26:07 > 0:26:12Mmm, that is delicious! You cooked that to perfection, love.

0:26:14 > 0:26:15Go on, Mum. Try some.

0:26:20 > 0:26:22Mmm, it's nice.

0:26:22 > 0:26:23Mmm! Yummy!

0:26:23 > 0:26:27Right, here's to a happy and peaceful Christmas.

0:26:27 > 0:26:29Cheers.

0:26:35 > 0:26:37I wonder what human tastes like?