0:00:39 > 0:00:40Charlie,
0:00:40 > 0:00:43did you not think the washing machine might break the dishes?
0:00:43 > 0:00:46Of course! I'm not stupid!
0:00:46 > 0:00:48That's why I wrapped them in this, to protect them.
0:00:48 > 0:00:50The good tablecloth!
0:00:52 > 0:00:54Right...that's it...
0:00:54 > 0:00:57no more pocket money until all this is paid for.
0:00:57 > 0:01:00But I was trying to save you some washing-up!
0:01:00 > 0:01:03Inventions don't work on the first go.
0:01:03 > 0:01:06It took Einstein loads of tries before he flew across the Atlantic.
0:01:08 > 0:01:11Mum, can you buy me an antique ring?
0:01:11 > 0:01:15No. Right...you clear out every single bit of that.
0:01:15 > 0:01:17But I need it for school.
0:01:17 > 0:01:19We have to bring in something interesting to talk about.
0:01:21 > 0:01:24Last year, all I had was a rock shaped like a fried egg.
0:01:24 > 0:01:27So humiliating! So this year...
0:01:27 > 0:01:30- Find a more interesting rock!- Grrr!
0:01:32 > 0:01:35It says in my book that earth is this giant ball whizzing through space.
0:01:35 > 0:01:37Who's steering it?
0:01:38 > 0:01:39Well, er, no-one.
0:01:40 > 0:01:44So we could crash into another planet and all die in a huge fire?
0:01:44 > 0:01:48DOORBELL Each planet moves in a fixed orbit...
0:01:48 > 0:01:50He won't understand that!
0:01:50 > 0:01:53Say this plate is the sun and the cup is our world...
0:01:53 > 0:01:55They're broken! They crashed!
0:01:55 > 0:01:59Everybody, this is Mr Lyman. He wants a room for tonight.
0:01:59 > 0:02:01- He's an artist.- Oh?
0:02:01 > 0:02:04We'll put you in the Hawthorn, Mr Lyman, it's our best room.
0:02:06 > 0:02:10Ah, yeah... it's one of Charlie's experiments.
0:02:10 > 0:02:14Turns out crockery is breakable! Who knew?
0:02:18 > 0:02:19Key?
0:02:19 > 0:02:20Oh...
0:02:20 > 0:02:24I'm quite serious about art myself, actually, yeah.
0:02:24 > 0:02:27Ceramics, you know. I do little animals.
0:02:27 > 0:02:30- Actually, if you've got a minute... - Not now, Kevin.
0:02:31 > 0:02:34Charlie, would you help Mr Lyman with his things?
0:02:38 > 0:02:40He's got as nice car. I think he might be a bit well-off,
0:02:40 > 0:02:43so don't go bothering him with your animals.
0:02:45 > 0:02:49Hannah, you could take these to school, if you like, to talk about.
0:02:49 > 0:02:52Are you actually trying to ruin my life?
0:02:57 > 0:02:59Be careful.
0:03:00 > 0:03:05- What are they? Fields? - Shapes, colours...
0:03:05 > 0:03:08- feelings.- No-one's going to want to buy shapes!
0:03:08 > 0:03:10You've got to paint proper things.
0:03:10 > 0:03:14I just did a brilliant painting of a T-rex fighting a giraffe.
0:03:14 > 0:03:15I used to paint things...
0:03:16 > 0:03:20..but this collection... best work I've ever done.
0:03:21 > 0:03:22Pah!
0:03:24 > 0:03:26Sold.
0:03:26 > 0:03:27Sold. Sold.
0:03:27 > 0:03:29He's quite established.
0:03:30 > 0:03:33Ooh, yeah, no, yeah, great energy.
0:03:33 > 0:03:36Practically leaps off the canvas, doesn't it?
0:03:37 > 0:03:40I've been striving for that intensity.
0:03:41 > 0:03:42Newsflash!
0:03:42 > 0:03:44You've failed.
0:03:45 > 0:03:47Your animals are lovely, Kevin.
0:03:48 > 0:03:50But it's more of a hobby, isn't it?
0:03:50 > 0:03:52Unbelievable.
0:03:52 > 0:03:56I don't even know why I bother. Artists like Lyman, he's understand.
0:03:56 > 0:03:58That Lyman, he can't even paint.
0:03:58 > 0:04:00He can only do rectangles.
0:04:00 > 0:04:02You're such an idiot!
0:04:03 > 0:04:05He did that?
0:04:05 > 0:04:07Mm-hm. He's quite successful, actually.
0:04:07 > 0:04:09His pictures sell for about £2,000 each.
0:04:09 > 0:04:11Not that that matters. It's all about the journey.
0:04:12 > 0:04:14I wonder if he'd paint me like that.
0:04:14 > 0:04:17Now, that'd be something to bring to school.
0:04:17 > 0:04:19I don't want anyone bothering him.
0:04:19 > 0:04:21If he likes it here, he'll tell his friends.
0:04:21 > 0:04:23We could get lots of artists
0:04:23 > 0:04:26coming out to the coast for the beautiful quality of the light.
0:04:26 > 0:04:28We could get known for it.
0:04:28 > 0:04:30But why would people buy rectangles?
0:04:30 > 0:04:32They're easy! Anyone can do...
0:04:42 > 0:04:44Mr Lyman?
0:04:59 > 0:05:02Hi, Hannah. Look what I've got to be talking about in school.
0:05:03 > 0:05:05It's a hatpin.
0:05:05 > 0:05:07It belonged to my great-great-grandmother.
0:05:07 > 0:05:10She used it to stab a highwayman who tried to rob her.
0:05:10 > 0:05:12- Amazing story, isn't it? - It's all right.
0:05:12 > 0:05:16What are you bringing? You still got that fried-egg rock?
0:05:16 > 0:05:18No, actually, there's a famous artist staying at our B&B,
0:05:18 > 0:05:20and he's painting a portrait of me.
0:05:20 > 0:05:21Oh?
0:05:21 > 0:05:25Said I've got a really interesting face, actually, inspiring.
0:05:25 > 0:05:27I think your thing's great too.
0:05:27 > 0:05:29Really brilliant! A pin.
0:05:35 > 0:05:37HE HUMS
0:05:49 > 0:05:51- Oh!- All right?
0:05:51 > 0:05:52What are you doing?
0:05:52 > 0:05:55Just checking for moths. Don't worry, you're all clear.
0:06:10 > 0:06:14I can't believe we're doing an art project!
0:06:14 > 0:06:14Yeah.
0:06:14 > 0:06:19Oh, I've brought some books on seabirds, herons and terns.
0:06:19 > 0:06:21I thought we could try painting some of them.
0:06:21 > 0:06:23No. We're doing these.
0:06:24 > 0:06:28Rectangles. An artist at the B&B does them.
0:06:28 > 0:06:30Sells them for a fortune.
0:06:30 > 0:06:31Copy them?
0:06:31 > 0:06:33That's forgery!
0:06:33 > 0:06:36A clandestine art operation! Outstanding!
0:06:36 > 0:06:39- No way! I'm not doing it.- Fine. We don't need you.
0:06:40 > 0:06:41So...
0:06:42 > 0:06:44..purple.
0:06:44 > 0:06:47- We have to add blue and...- Red!
0:06:47 > 0:06:50- Just try a few things.- No!
0:06:50 > 0:06:52That's not purple, it's cerise,
0:06:52 > 0:06:56which you get my mixing aquamarine blue and a red. Easy!
0:06:57 > 0:07:00That violet's going to be more of a challenge.
0:07:05 > 0:07:09Just a girl...eating an apple.
0:07:10 > 0:07:12Who knows what I'm thinking?
0:07:12 > 0:07:13It's a mystery.
0:07:16 > 0:07:18OK.
0:07:24 > 0:07:28See? Top quality rectangles! People are mad for them.
0:07:28 > 0:07:31I told you, I don't sell kids' paintings ever!
0:07:31 > 0:07:33Now, please...
0:07:36 > 0:07:39No, no, we didn't paint these.
0:07:39 > 0:07:43My Uncle Charles did. He's in the Army overseas.
0:07:43 > 0:07:46He's brilliant at blowing things up.
0:07:47 > 0:07:48Oh, er...
0:07:56 > 0:07:57Yeah...
0:07:57 > 0:07:59yeah, I see it now.
0:08:00 > 0:08:01The horrors of war.
0:08:01 > 0:08:03That one's called Tanks At Dawn.
0:08:04 > 0:08:06It's brutally honest.
0:08:06 > 0:08:09He has an...unflinching gaze.
0:08:09 > 0:08:11Everyone says that.
0:08:12 > 0:08:13All right, I'll try them.
0:08:13 > 0:08:17I'll do a brochure, but I'll need a photograph of your uncle in uniform.
0:08:28 > 0:08:29Oi!
0:08:29 > 0:08:31What a stupid place for a picnic!
0:08:44 > 0:08:45Brilliant!
0:08:46 > 0:08:48Tampering with Army uniforms.
0:08:48 > 0:08:50I'm sure this is treason.
0:08:50 > 0:08:52They can still shoot you for that.
0:08:52 > 0:08:56Just e-mail it and use my special undercover spy address.
0:08:56 > 0:08:59johnsmith2003.
0:08:59 > 0:09:01Nice!
0:09:04 > 0:09:08I'll just clear off any fingerprints...
0:09:17 > 0:09:20I-I mentioned my sculptures...
0:09:21 > 0:09:24- I'd love to know what you think. - Oh, there you are!- Hey, Helen!
0:09:25 > 0:09:27Would you like some coffee, Mr Lyman?
0:09:27 > 0:09:30You enjoy your walk? Lovely quality of light here, isn't there?
0:09:30 > 0:09:34- I hadn't noticed.- Oh, yeah, yeah, quite inspirational for artists,
0:09:34 > 0:09:36- I imagine.- Yeah, it's been a huge influence on me.
0:09:36 > 0:09:39- Anyway, if you need anything else, let me know.- We will.
0:09:43 > 0:09:45No! Helen! Helen!
0:09:45 > 0:09:47- Helen!- I told you not to bother him, didn't I?
0:09:47 > 0:09:49I just want to show him my animals.
0:09:51 > 0:09:53Found this in the shed.
0:09:54 > 0:09:57If only it had a nice picture to go inside it.
0:10:02 > 0:10:04Oh? You want me to paint you?
0:10:04 > 0:10:06Really? That would be so brilliant!
0:10:06 > 0:10:09Well, I'm sorry, I've moved away from portraiture.
0:10:09 > 0:10:11Even if you saw someone really inspiring?
0:10:14 > 0:10:15I hardly ever do!
0:10:22 > 0:10:24I know about orbits now.
0:10:24 > 0:10:26All of the planets go round the sun,
0:10:26 > 0:10:29not each on the same road, which is called an orbit.
0:10:29 > 0:10:33That's why two planets can't crash cos they're never on the same road.
0:10:33 > 0:10:37Except for asteroids, huge rocks flying through space,
0:10:37 > 0:10:39and they do hit planets.
0:10:39 > 0:10:42- But not earth?- Yeah! Wiped out dinosaurs,
0:10:42 > 0:10:45probably wipe us out too. Anyway, night!
0:11:00 > 0:11:03Can you hide these? I don't want your dad pestering Mr Lyman.
0:11:04 > 0:11:06You all right?
0:11:07 > 0:11:10Well, it's Lyman, you see.
0:11:10 > 0:11:13- I asked if he'd paint me... - I told you not to bother him!
0:11:13 > 0:11:15He says I'm not inspiring.
0:11:15 > 0:11:18That means I'm just ordinary, doesn't it?
0:11:21 > 0:11:22Hannah...
0:11:23 > 0:11:25..look in the mirror.
0:11:25 > 0:11:28You are beautiful!
0:11:28 > 0:11:29You're a knock-out.
0:11:30 > 0:11:31Thanks, Mum.
0:11:31 > 0:11:33It's your dad I'm worried about.
0:11:33 > 0:11:35He thinks Lyman's going to take one look at those
0:11:35 > 0:11:38and tell him he's a genius. Some chance!
0:11:38 > 0:11:40Dad, he's such a dreamer!
0:11:40 > 0:11:42He told me I could do well in my A-levels!
0:11:50 > 0:11:51Hey, look at this!
0:11:51 > 0:11:55Louie, what's wrong with you? Didn't you sleep?
0:11:55 > 0:11:57Worried about the asteroids...
0:11:58 > 0:12:01There's a fellow here looks just like your dad.
0:12:01 > 0:12:02Amazing! They're like twins.
0:12:02 > 0:12:05He's an artist, he's got an exhibition on.
0:12:06 > 0:12:09- Captain Charles of the 4th Regiment. - Let me see!
0:12:11 > 0:12:14What are you talking about? He looks nothing like Dad!
0:12:14 > 0:12:16He's got freckles, different hair...
0:12:16 > 0:12:19You're right, Charlie. He's nothing like me.
0:12:20 > 0:12:22He's having an exhibition.
0:12:23 > 0:12:25He's allowed to share his art.
0:12:25 > 0:12:29He's got a family that supports him, they like to encourage him...
0:12:35 > 0:12:38Uncle Charles won't like this! He's a very private man.
0:12:38 > 0:12:41- He wants me to sell his paintings, doesn't he?- Yeah, but...
0:12:41 > 0:12:44Then I need to drum up a bit of interest. That's why I bought that.
0:12:47 > 0:12:49You can't put that up!
0:12:49 > 0:12:53I can! I paid £60 for that! I'm putting it on the wall for you.
0:13:00 > 0:13:02£300?
0:13:02 > 0:13:05It's all we can manage right now.
0:13:05 > 0:13:07And I wouldn't charge you for your stay.
0:13:07 > 0:13:09We'd just really love to have some of your work.
0:13:13 > 0:13:15I don't have time. I should get going.
0:13:15 > 0:13:17Well, couldn't you just do something quick?
0:13:17 > 0:13:19I'm not looking for a masterpiece.
0:13:24 > 0:13:28All right, look...what if I do something and it's not signed?
0:13:29 > 0:13:30Fine.
0:13:31 > 0:13:35Oh, and could you not mention to Hannah about the money?
0:13:35 > 0:13:39I'd really like her to think that you find her, er, inspiring.
0:13:39 > 0:13:40Whatever.
0:13:42 > 0:13:44Thank you so much.
0:13:49 > 0:13:52Hannah, could you clear up in here, please?
0:13:52 > 0:13:53OK!
0:14:02 > 0:14:04What?
0:14:04 > 0:14:07Well, seeing you now, I've painted worse.
0:14:07 > 0:14:09You'll paint me?
0:14:19 > 0:14:23- It's just an operational blip. - Have you been listening?
0:14:23 > 0:14:25It's a giant photo of his dad!
0:14:25 > 0:14:27Everyone'll recognise it!
0:14:27 > 0:14:29We'll be done for forgery and treason.
0:14:29 > 0:14:31We'll just need to get the photo back.
0:14:31 > 0:14:34That's no good. He'll just print another one.
0:14:34 > 0:14:36We need to stop the exhibition.
0:14:36 > 0:14:38Yeah! All right.
0:14:38 > 0:14:40Thank you.
0:14:40 > 0:14:44- Finally.- You're good at sprinting, aren't you?
0:14:44 > 0:14:45Me?
0:14:46 > 0:14:47Why?
0:14:53 > 0:14:54So you're...?
0:14:56 > 0:14:57I'm sorry, what are you doing?
0:14:57 > 0:15:01You know! That girl you painted, the one on the beach...
0:15:03 > 0:15:06But I'm not painting her, I'm painting you.
0:15:07 > 0:15:09Come on, I've only got half an hour.
0:15:09 > 0:15:13You better get on with it! I'm not sure how long my hair will hold.
0:15:14 > 0:15:16All right.
0:15:25 > 0:15:28A skinny frappuccino, please.
0:15:29 > 0:15:30Really?
0:15:30 > 0:15:33I'm trying to stay healthy.
0:15:42 > 0:15:44Hey! Hey! Come back here!
0:15:48 > 0:15:50Come here, you...!
0:15:50 > 0:15:51Drop it! Stop!
0:16:10 > 0:16:11All right, ladies?
0:16:25 > 0:16:28Helen, I've thought about this very carefully
0:16:28 > 0:16:29and I'm afraid I'm going to have to insist.
0:16:29 > 0:16:31Give me my animals back.
0:16:31 > 0:16:33- No.- OK.
0:16:33 > 0:16:36Then, you leave me no option. I'm going to search for them.
0:16:38 > 0:16:42Mum, I saw on telly once about a war
0:16:42 > 0:16:44and people were hidden underground in a place for trains.
0:16:44 > 0:16:47Yeah, World War II, people hid in the London Underground.
0:16:47 > 0:16:50We should hide there so we'll be safe from asteroids.
0:16:50 > 0:16:52SCREAMING
0:16:52 > 0:16:53Hannah?
0:16:58 > 0:16:59Everything all right?
0:17:02 > 0:17:03Your daughter,
0:17:03 > 0:17:05I think she was expecting something a bit more conventional.
0:17:13 > 0:17:14That's just...
0:17:14 > 0:17:16so...
0:17:17 > 0:17:19- ..striking.- Yeah.
0:17:19 > 0:17:22Yeah, so immediate.
0:17:22 > 0:17:24It's like a punch in the face.
0:17:24 > 0:17:28Yeah...I'm quite chuffed with it, actually.
0:17:28 > 0:17:31And I've signed it. You got yourself a bit of a bargain there.
0:17:34 > 0:17:36It's scary.
0:17:36 > 0:17:39No, Louie, no, this is art.
0:17:39 > 0:17:41Anyway, I'd better get on.
0:17:41 > 0:17:43It is a long drive to London.
0:17:45 > 0:17:48The teeth... follow you round the room.
0:17:53 > 0:17:55He went that way!
0:18:00 > 0:18:02Please, Mum, take it down!
0:18:02 > 0:18:06You just don't get it. Trust me, in a few years, you'll treasure it.
0:18:06 > 0:18:08I hate it! I want to smash it.
0:18:08 > 0:18:10Hannah, that picture is very valuable.
0:18:10 > 0:18:12- You are not to touch it.- Grr!
0:18:31 > 0:18:33And Bingo was his name!
0:18:40 > 0:18:43We'll lie low for a couple of days, then we'll sell them door to door.
0:18:44 > 0:18:46Are you out of your mind?
0:18:46 > 0:18:48Have you learnt nothing from this?
0:18:48 > 0:18:50If something doesn't work the first time,
0:18:50 > 0:18:53- it'll definitely work the second! - Roger that!
0:19:04 > 0:19:06You wouldn't be that stupid, would you?
0:19:09 > 0:19:11Gotcha!
0:19:18 > 0:19:21Er...have those pottery animals if you'd like a quick look.
0:19:21 > 0:19:23I probably should finish packing.
0:19:23 > 0:19:25It'll just take a minute.
0:19:25 > 0:19:28Just to have a second opinion from a fellow artiste.
0:19:28 > 0:19:29So...
0:19:29 > 0:19:34and I want you to be brutally honest.
0:19:42 > 0:19:44Er...the...
0:19:45 > 0:19:47..kangaroo looks interesting.
0:19:48 > 0:19:49The, er...
0:19:49 > 0:19:51You mean the shepherd?
0:19:53 > 0:19:54Oh? Oh, right...
0:19:54 > 0:19:56Oh, I see...
0:19:56 > 0:19:59- so is that the sheep? - No, that's the Border collie.
0:19:59 > 0:20:00When did you ever see a sheep wearing a collar?
0:20:00 > 0:20:03I've got to be honest. I don't think they're very good.
0:20:03 > 0:20:04You can't even tell what they are.
0:20:06 > 0:20:09Well, I know I said be brutally honest...
0:20:09 > 0:20:12- I didn't expect you to... - It's just my opinion.- Yeah.
0:20:12 > 0:20:15- As long as you enjoy it.- Yeah. - That's the main thing.- Yeah.
0:20:17 > 0:20:19Calls himself an artist!
0:20:19 > 0:20:21Hasn't got a clue.
0:20:21 > 0:20:24That does look like a kangaroo. I'll put that...
0:20:28 > 0:20:31Lyman's going to London. We'll go with him.
0:20:31 > 0:20:33We'll be safe.
0:20:33 > 0:20:36One day we'll come back, see if Mum's alive.
0:20:40 > 0:20:43Dad, Mum won't take that horrible picture down!
0:20:43 > 0:20:46Hannah, you just don't appreciate...
0:20:48 > 0:20:50You're right!
0:20:50 > 0:20:53- It is horrible, isn't it? - Let's burn it!
0:20:53 > 0:20:57Yes! No, no...it's art. We're not barbarians.
0:20:57 > 0:21:02- Besides if we did that, Lyman would never know, would be?- Huh?
0:21:04 > 0:21:06We'll hide this in the boot of his car.
0:21:06 > 0:21:08And when he gets back to London he'll find it
0:21:08 > 0:21:10- and he'll know what it's like to be rejected and dismissed...- Dad!
0:21:10 > 0:21:12Hurry up.
0:21:14 > 0:21:16What are you doing?
0:21:16 > 0:21:17Ah... Hey!
0:21:17 > 0:21:20Just helping Mr Lyman pack, you know.
0:21:30 > 0:21:32Wow!
0:21:32 > 0:21:34Can I have some? I'm starving.
0:21:34 > 0:21:37No! It's a surprise for Mr Lyman.
0:21:37 > 0:21:40The kind of nice little touch that'll make him want to come back,
0:21:40 > 0:21:42him and his artist friends.
0:21:42 > 0:21:43Er...
0:21:43 > 0:21:46just wanted to settle up...
0:21:46 > 0:21:48Oh, yes.
0:21:49 > 0:21:50Thank you so much.
0:21:50 > 0:21:53I've made you a little snack for the road.
0:21:53 > 0:21:58Nothing fancy, just some smoked venison, artisan cheese, figs...
0:21:58 > 0:22:01Thanks, but I'd better get a move on.
0:22:01 > 0:22:03I've still got a few things to pack.
0:22:05 > 0:22:07Don't worry, I'll eat it.
0:22:07 > 0:22:10Which one's the venison? Is that the venison...
0:22:10 > 0:22:12like Robin Hood...
0:22:13 > 0:22:15I'm just going to pop out for a minute,
0:22:15 > 0:22:17work up an appetite.
0:22:23 > 0:22:24Where are the paintings? I know you took them.
0:22:24 > 0:22:26I didn't, but I bet I know who did.
0:22:26 > 0:22:29Generals high up in the Army.
0:22:29 > 0:22:33- What?- They want to stop my uncle from speaking out about...
0:22:33 > 0:22:35the horrors of war and all that.
0:22:35 > 0:22:37I want to speak to your parents.
0:22:37 > 0:22:40- All right! I'll get the paintings. They're not here...- There they are!
0:22:45 > 0:22:46I wish
0:22:46 > 0:22:51I had never got mixed up with you.
0:22:56 > 0:22:58Wait! You can't go.
0:22:58 > 0:22:59It's Mum...
0:23:00 > 0:23:02..she's got a tropical disease.
0:23:02 > 0:23:04I'm sorry to hear that.
0:23:05 > 0:23:07We was on holiday in Africa
0:23:07 > 0:23:12and she got bitten by this thing like a mongoose, except bigger.
0:23:12 > 0:23:15It had germs in its teeth and now she's got a fatal illness.
0:23:15 > 0:23:17- I'm sure she'll be fine.- fatal!
0:23:17 > 0:23:19She's only got a couple of months left
0:23:19 > 0:23:22and she's sad because you won't eat her lovely food.
0:23:25 > 0:23:26I feel awful.
0:23:26 > 0:23:28Mum!
0:23:29 > 0:23:31What?
0:23:34 > 0:23:37Er...actually, I do have a bit of time,
0:23:37 > 0:23:39and the food looks so delicious...
0:23:48 > 0:23:49Yes!
0:23:50 > 0:23:54So, imagine we've been caught by the police
0:23:54 > 0:23:56and now they're interrogating us.
0:23:58 > 0:24:00- I don't like this game. - All right, son,
0:24:00 > 0:24:03whose idea was it to copy those paintings?
0:24:03 > 0:24:05His name's Charlie, he lives at Brookville B&B.
0:24:05 > 0:24:08What? I haven't even started torturing you yet!
0:24:08 > 0:24:11I know I'll crack! What's the point in suffering?
0:24:11 > 0:24:13Quick, we need to get the paintings down to the B&B.
0:24:28 > 0:24:30Hopefully we'll see you again.
0:24:30 > 0:24:31I hope so.
0:24:32 > 0:24:34I really do.
0:24:35 > 0:24:37Bye now.
0:24:37 > 0:24:39Thanks for all the encouragement.
0:24:49 > 0:24:51Will he ever leave?
0:25:01 > 0:25:02Louie!
0:25:05 > 0:25:09I want to go to London. I don't want to be squashed by the asteroid!
0:25:09 > 0:25:10I'm so sorry, sorry.
0:25:10 > 0:25:12It's fine. It's fine.
0:25:15 > 0:25:17What?
0:25:23 > 0:25:25These aren't my paintings.
0:25:25 > 0:25:28What? I don't understand. What?
0:25:28 > 0:25:31I paint in oils, these are watercolours.
0:25:31 > 0:25:33Look at the amateur brushwork!
0:25:33 > 0:25:35Yeah, no...it's not your best point, is it? I did think that earlier.
0:25:35 > 0:25:38He's bonkers! What's he saying?
0:25:38 > 0:25:42Someone swapped all his paintings for exact copies!
0:25:42 > 0:25:45- Aliens, was it?- They're not even on canvas! They're on paper, look!
0:25:45 > 0:25:48This one's on the back of a cereal box!
0:25:48 > 0:25:51- What's he on about?- Maybe it's nerves about your exhibition.
0:25:51 > 0:25:54- Look, I don't want to argue with someone who's really ill...- Ill?
0:25:54 > 0:25:56Just a little fib,
0:25:56 > 0:25:59because you were sad about him not eating your lovely food.
0:25:59 > 0:26:02Charlie! How many times...?
0:26:02 > 0:26:04What kind of people are you?
0:26:04 > 0:26:07The kind that don't go around crushing other people's dreams.
0:26:07 > 0:26:10Are you still going on about your rubbish animals?
0:26:10 > 0:26:13Listen, mate, you don't to worry about them, but about your kids,
0:26:13 > 0:26:15- cos they're out of control! - You've got a nerve, haven't you?
0:26:15 > 0:26:18- You don't know anything about our kids.- I think you'd better leave.
0:26:18 > 0:26:21Yeah, and you're rubbish! Who'd want to copy that?
0:26:21 > 0:26:23That's what I said! He's bonkers!
0:26:23 > 0:26:26You're right, Charlie! He is bonkers! He's the most bonkers...
0:26:36 > 0:26:38You've done something, haven't you? What have you done?
0:26:38 > 0:26:41Nothing! I was helping Ben with an art project
0:26:41 > 0:26:42and it went a little bit wrong.
0:26:56 > 0:26:57Captain!
0:26:59 > 0:27:00I didn't realise you were in the country.
0:27:00 > 0:27:02What...what's happening?
0:27:03 > 0:27:05Sold the lot, £100 a pop.
0:27:05 > 0:27:07Except the portrait, only got 20.
0:27:08 > 0:27:12That's 18 months' work. What have you done?
0:27:12 > 0:27:15I'm not bringing the pin to school.
0:27:15 > 0:27:17I've got something way better!
0:27:21 > 0:27:23What do you think?
0:27:27 > 0:27:29Do you want any more of them rectangles?
0:27:29 > 0:27:31Got another batch in the car.
0:27:39 > 0:27:43How can this be right? Clean all the guest rooms for a week?
0:27:43 > 0:27:46And for what? For trying to learn about art!
0:27:46 > 0:27:48What kind of lesson's that for a child?
0:27:48 > 0:27:50It's a travesty of justice.
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