Biscuits

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0:00:31 > 0:00:33On your marks, get set, go!

0:00:35 > 0:00:37- How was that?- 3.7 seconds.

0:00:37 > 0:00:39Outstanding!

0:00:39 > 0:00:41That's 23 kilometres an hour.

0:00:41 > 0:00:44That young guy on the internet clocked 32.

0:00:44 > 0:00:46How did he do it?

0:00:46 > 0:00:49The two Ds - discipline and dedication.

0:00:49 > 0:00:52A grown man running into walls?

0:00:52 > 0:00:54That's our role model?

0:00:54 > 0:00:55No!

0:00:59 > 0:01:01- I can't see anything.- There.

0:01:01 > 0:01:02Look, see? A smudge.

0:01:02 > 0:01:03< THUMP AND YELL

0:01:03 > 0:01:07So, these women from your netball team reunion,

0:01:07 > 0:01:08you actually think they'll bring

0:01:08 > 0:01:10- a fingerprinting kit? - You don't know 'em.

0:01:10 > 0:01:12They're like vampires, except instead of blood,

0:01:12 > 0:01:15they're attracted to poorly maintained kitchen appliances.

0:01:15 > 0:01:18You're getting too wound up about this. The place looks great.

0:01:18 > 0:01:21It will do, if you stop touching the kettle and turning on taps.

0:01:23 > 0:01:25You're right. I'm over-reacting, aren't I?

0:01:25 > 0:01:27I'll be getting you to fill out a form

0:01:27 > 0:01:30every time you open the fridge! Oh, that's terrible!

0:01:30 > 0:01:33I think I can see what's happening here.

0:01:33 > 0:01:36Your old schoolfriends coming to the house is reminding you

0:01:36 > 0:01:39of the inadequate schoolgirl you used to be.

0:01:39 > 0:01:40This guy.

0:01:40 > 0:01:43He says we all have baggage from the past.

0:01:43 > 0:01:45He calls it our balloon.

0:01:45 > 0:01:48And we spend our lives trying to burst that balloon,

0:01:48 > 0:01:51when in reality, what we should be doing is embracing the balloon.

0:01:51 > 0:01:54Not another self-help book?! They're all the same.

0:01:54 > 0:01:56Hugging the budgie, cuddling the cobra.

0:01:56 > 0:01:58No, it's psychoanalysis.

0:01:58 > 0:02:00It helps us to understand ourselves.

0:02:00 > 0:02:01I'll show you!

0:02:03 > 0:02:05Louie, what do you see?

0:02:05 > 0:02:07It's my old yo-yo, Robert.

0:02:07 > 0:02:10We used to do everything together.

0:02:10 > 0:02:12I'll never have another friend like Robert.

0:02:12 > 0:02:14Right...

0:02:14 > 0:02:15Oh!

0:02:15 > 0:02:18The posh biscuits! I don't believe it!

0:02:20 > 0:02:23There's two missing! Those were supposed to be for tomorrow.

0:02:23 > 0:02:25- It's just two biscuits.- Was it you?

0:02:25 > 0:02:27- Have you had them?- No!

0:02:27 > 0:02:30There's enough food here to feed the Premier League!

0:02:30 > 0:02:31Louie, have you ate these biscuits?

0:02:33 > 0:02:36Yuck! You know I don't eat round food.

0:02:36 > 0:02:38It's horrible!

0:02:38 > 0:02:39Well, that's true.

0:02:39 > 0:02:42And Hannah's been at a sleepover, so...

0:02:42 > 0:02:43< THUMP AND YELLS

0:02:45 > 0:02:46Of course!

0:02:51 > 0:02:55It wasn't me! You can't just accuse people without proof!

0:02:55 > 0:02:58It couldn't have been anyone else. That's my proof.

0:02:58 > 0:03:00Good morning, Mr Barnaby.

0:03:00 > 0:03:01Morning.

0:03:03 > 0:03:04So I'm stopping your pocket money.

0:03:04 > 0:03:06And when my friends come round tomorrow,

0:03:06 > 0:03:08- you will stay in your room.- Eh?

0:03:08 > 0:03:09And what's with the Humpty Dumpty outfit?

0:03:09 > 0:03:11Actually, I don't want to know.

0:03:12 > 0:03:15I get the blame for everything around here!

0:03:15 > 0:03:19What? Are you saying you didn't steal the biscuits?

0:03:19 > 0:03:20I never touched them!

0:03:20 > 0:03:24Wow! That's an unexpected twist.

0:03:24 > 0:03:27Maybe one of the guests infiltrated the family zone.

0:03:27 > 0:03:30Yeah! They're always stealing soap and stuff.

0:03:30 > 0:03:33Now I think of it, they have been acting kind of weird.

0:03:33 > 0:03:36I was in Mr Barnaby's room yesterday,

0:03:36 > 0:03:39just trying to break my nonstop bouncing record,

0:03:39 > 0:03:41and he got all weird about it, like he was hiding something.

0:03:41 > 0:03:44And I was showing Mrs Owen some tennis ball tricks

0:03:44 > 0:03:47and she was really unfriendly, like she was trying to get rid of me.

0:03:47 > 0:03:51And Mr Morris got really frightened by just a tiny little noise,

0:03:51 > 0:03:53like he'd done something and was guilty.

0:03:53 > 0:03:56That's it! One of them definitely did it.

0:03:56 > 0:03:58I've got to find out who, clear my name.

0:03:58 > 0:04:00OK, so, you've been wrongly accused,

0:04:00 > 0:04:05but that doesn't mean we can go round doing whatever we want.

0:04:05 > 0:04:06Society has rules.

0:04:06 > 0:04:09Yeah. If anyone messes with you,

0:04:09 > 0:04:10you take them out.

0:04:10 > 0:04:12Then you go to work on his family.

0:04:20 > 0:04:22- This is such a bad idea. - It's a great idea.

0:04:22 > 0:04:25If they eat a biscuit, their mouth turns blue - we've got them.

0:04:25 > 0:04:28Or we could just ask them if they took the biscuits.

0:04:28 > 0:04:30They won't admit it. Whisk.

0:04:30 > 0:04:33And torture's illegal now.

0:04:33 > 0:04:35Just cos we're scared of a little pain.

0:04:38 > 0:04:40Even so...

0:04:41 > 0:04:43I might just...

0:04:43 > 0:04:46I mean, you don't need me, do you?

0:04:48 > 0:04:50Outstanding!

0:04:55 > 0:04:59TV: 'Marsupials have been foraging now for several weeks.

0:04:59 > 0:05:01'But as the cold starts to bite...'

0:05:01 > 0:05:03Hello. So, er...

0:05:05 > 0:05:06Biscuits. Nice, aren't they?

0:05:08 > 0:05:09The thing is,

0:05:09 > 0:05:11a couple of biscuits went missing.

0:05:12 > 0:05:14But if you did take them,

0:05:14 > 0:05:16it's nothing to be ashamed of.

0:05:16 > 0:05:18Please...I'm trying to watch this.

0:05:20 > 0:05:22Perhaps you thought they were free.

0:05:22 > 0:05:25Will you be quiet?

0:05:25 > 0:05:29'It won't be long until it becomes too cold...'

0:05:29 > 0:05:31< THUMPING AND YELLING

0:05:31 > 0:05:33Actually...

0:05:34 > 0:05:36..I like quiet too.

0:05:36 > 0:05:38'For now, the young pups are blissfully unaware

0:05:38 > 0:05:40'of the perils ahead.'

0:05:40 > 0:05:41I might wear this tomorrow.

0:05:41 > 0:05:43Hmm?

0:05:43 > 0:05:44KNOCK AT DOOR

0:05:46 > 0:05:47Ah, you're back.

0:05:47 > 0:05:50- Did you have a good time? - Yeah, it was lovely.

0:05:50 > 0:05:51Good to be home, though, see you guys.

0:05:53 > 0:05:55You want something. What do you want?

0:05:55 > 0:05:56No!

0:05:56 > 0:05:59Just cos I'm being friendly, it doesn't mean I want something.

0:05:59 > 0:06:01That is so unfair!

0:06:01 > 0:06:04No. Unfair is when a seagull poos in your ice cream.

0:06:04 > 0:06:06What I'm being is realistic.

0:06:06 > 0:06:08Fine.

0:06:08 > 0:06:10There's a party tomorrow.

0:06:10 > 0:06:13- It's on a boat. Tickets are 20 quid. - No way.

0:06:13 > 0:06:17I told you that an F in maths means no pocket money for a month.

0:06:17 > 0:06:20You always pick out the bad subjects! What about art?

0:06:20 > 0:06:21I got a D in that!

0:06:21 > 0:06:23- No.- OK, OK.

0:06:23 > 0:06:25What we need here

0:06:25 > 0:06:28is honest and open communication.

0:06:28 > 0:06:31This is a very difficult phase you're going through.

0:06:31 > 0:06:34Do not be judgmental, Helen, she's a teenager.

0:06:34 > 0:06:36I mean YOU. You and that stupid book.

0:06:36 > 0:06:39I think I can see a way through this.

0:06:39 > 0:06:41Hannah, you want 20 quid.

0:06:41 > 0:06:45- Yes.- And Helen, you are completely freaking out about this reunion.

0:06:45 > 0:06:48So...why don't you let Hannah

0:06:48 > 0:06:50help you...

0:06:50 > 0:06:52And you pay me! That's a brilliant idea!

0:06:52 > 0:06:54Actually, that's not bad.

0:06:54 > 0:06:57- You could hand out the food.- Deal.

0:06:57 > 0:07:01See? Now that I have embraced my own balloon,

0:07:01 > 0:07:04maybe I can solve everyone else's problems.

0:07:04 > 0:07:05Kevin...

0:07:06 > 0:07:08You can embrace your balloon.

0:07:08 > 0:07:11But just do it silently.

0:07:16 > 0:07:18Can you smell smoke?

0:07:18 > 0:07:19Um...

0:07:19 > 0:07:20SMOKE ALARM BEEPS

0:07:27 > 0:07:29Charlie!

0:07:29 > 0:07:30I got this, I got this!

0:07:30 > 0:07:32I spent all morning cleaning this room!

0:07:32 > 0:07:34What are you doing?

0:07:34 > 0:07:36- Just some baking.- Just some baking?!

0:07:36 > 0:07:40Look at this mess! It's like a marauding army's marched through

0:07:40 > 0:07:41and then come back and had a food fight!

0:07:41 > 0:07:44Are these for your mum's party tomorrow?

0:07:44 > 0:07:45Yeah!

0:07:45 > 0:07:48To make up for the ones that were stolen.

0:07:48 > 0:07:50But not by me!

0:07:50 > 0:07:52- Charlie!- What?

0:07:52 > 0:07:53Oh!

0:07:53 > 0:07:55You, get in here!

0:07:55 > 0:07:57I expected more from you, Ben.

0:07:57 > 0:08:00You're right, I knew it was happening and I did nothing.

0:08:02 > 0:08:03I feel ashamed.

0:08:03 > 0:08:07Oh, just...just get out, all of you, and stay out!

0:08:07 > 0:08:08Oh, Mum...

0:08:08 > 0:08:10Not you!

0:08:10 > 0:08:13What am I going to do?! It'll take hours to clean all this up.

0:08:13 > 0:08:16OK, calm down. You'll get through this in no time.

0:08:16 > 0:08:18Because I'm going to help you, you big silly!

0:08:18 > 0:08:19Right.

0:08:19 > 0:08:21Oh!

0:08:21 > 0:08:23That went brilliant!

0:08:23 > 0:08:26Seriously - that's the word you'd use?!

0:08:26 > 0:08:29Phase one is complete. The bait is ready.

0:08:29 > 0:08:31Now all I've got to do is set the trap.

0:08:39 > 0:08:41Wake up, Louie! I need your help.

0:08:43 > 0:08:45What did you say, Louie?

0:08:45 > 0:08:47- Uh...- You're right.

0:08:47 > 0:08:49The biscuits in the kitchen are lovely.

0:08:49 > 0:08:51Want...sleep...

0:08:51 > 0:08:53Mum gets them from a bakery.

0:08:53 > 0:08:56It's famous for their delicious blue biscuits.

0:08:56 > 0:08:58Please, Charlie...

0:09:00 > 0:09:02What is it? What's going on?

0:09:02 > 0:09:04Oh, hello, Mr Barnaby.

0:09:04 > 0:09:06Just in case you or your mates want anything,

0:09:06 > 0:09:08Mum and Dad turn in at 10,

0:09:08 > 0:09:11so after that, there'll be no-one around. NO-ONE.

0:09:15 > 0:09:17Can I go back to bed now?

0:09:17 > 0:09:19Yeah.

0:09:30 > 0:09:32Kitchen cleaned again. Check.

0:09:32 > 0:09:36Spice rack alphbet...alphabet...

0:09:36 > 0:09:37alphab...

0:09:37 > 0:09:39Put in alphabetical order. Check.

0:09:39 > 0:09:43This reunion is bringing up a lot of stuff, isn't it, Helen?

0:09:43 > 0:09:44Oh, don't analyse me.

0:09:44 > 0:09:46But you need to understand

0:09:46 > 0:09:49it's all in your head. It is not real.

0:09:50 > 0:09:51It is real.

0:09:53 > 0:09:56I gave them all food poisoning.

0:09:56 > 0:09:57It's by the by. ..What?!

0:09:57 > 0:09:59I've never told you this,

0:09:59 > 0:10:03but I once organised the netball team summer party.

0:10:03 > 0:10:05OK, I'm listening.

0:10:05 > 0:10:09And I made one silly mistake.

0:10:11 > 0:10:13I told the caterers the wrong day,

0:10:13 > 0:10:14so there was no food.

0:10:14 > 0:10:16So I had to get a curry from the take-away...

0:10:16 > 0:10:19- And gave...everyone food poisoning. - Yeah.

0:10:19 > 0:10:23- Right.- Jenny Simmonds threw up over Cynthia Nixon

0:10:23 > 0:10:24halfway through the team photo.

0:10:24 > 0:10:27They said it wasn't my fault, but I could tell they blamed me.

0:10:27 > 0:10:30The most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to me.

0:10:31 > 0:10:34It feels good to talk about all this, though.

0:10:34 > 0:10:36It feels good to get it off your chest.

0:10:36 > 0:10:37Yeah.

0:10:38 > 0:10:40Come on. Give the doctor a hug.

0:10:40 > 0:10:43All's good in the hood.

0:10:43 > 0:10:45Oh! The fridge!

0:10:45 > 0:10:47- I've got to check the fridge! - What? Why?

0:10:47 > 0:10:50Because if the fridge stops working, all the food will go off!

0:10:50 > 0:10:53Everyone will get poisoned again. We'll have to leave in disgrace

0:10:53 > 0:10:56and go and leave in Orkney, where nobody's heard of us

0:10:56 > 0:10:58and the winters are brutal. That's why!

0:10:58 > 0:11:00OK, Helen, I'll be really honest with you.

0:11:00 > 0:11:02I think you'll need another session.

0:11:06 > 0:11:08FOOTSTEPS

0:11:08 > 0:11:09The thief!

0:11:34 > 0:11:36CREAKING

0:11:48 > 0:11:49Aha!

0:11:49 > 0:11:52CHARLIE!

0:11:52 > 0:11:53Mum?

0:11:57 > 0:12:00Your mum is really upset.

0:12:00 > 0:12:04She just doesn't understand why you'd do something like that.

0:12:04 > 0:12:07I was helping. I was trying to catch the biscuit thief.

0:12:07 > 0:12:09But I do.

0:12:09 > 0:12:11I understand.

0:12:11 > 0:12:13- You do?- Yes.

0:12:13 > 0:12:16This is not your fault.

0:12:16 > 0:12:19You feel excluded, so you're acting up.

0:12:19 > 0:12:22You're totally right, Dad. This isn't my fault.

0:12:22 > 0:12:24I tell you what.

0:12:24 > 0:12:26If you behave tomorrow, maybe we'll surprise your mum,

0:12:26 > 0:12:28and you can come down to the reunion.

0:12:28 > 0:12:30How good does that sound?

0:12:30 > 0:12:32Great.

0:12:32 > 0:12:35Good lad. Ow! Rubik's cube.

0:12:36 > 0:12:38Oh, and Charlie...

0:12:38 > 0:12:40about the biscuits.

0:12:40 > 0:12:41If you want one,

0:12:41 > 0:12:44- just ask.- I didn't take the biscuits!

0:12:44 > 0:12:47Is it time to get up?

0:12:47 > 0:12:49I understand.

0:12:49 > 0:12:50I understand.

0:12:59 > 0:13:01I put the garden tables into the guest lounge

0:13:01 > 0:13:03and I have to say it's looking pretty good.

0:13:03 > 0:13:05We're not beaten yet, universe!

0:13:08 > 0:13:11I think we need to face the facts. Charlie needs a shrink.

0:13:11 > 0:13:14Or a little understanding from someone with real insight.

0:13:14 > 0:13:16Here.

0:13:16 > 0:13:17What's this?

0:13:17 > 0:13:22"14:30, guests arrive. 14:35, drinks and amusing stories.

0:13:22 > 0:13:24"See appendix B."

0:13:24 > 0:13:26It's just bullet points, really.

0:13:26 > 0:13:30"Wrap-up and closing remarks, 18:30."

0:13:30 > 0:13:31- But that's...- 6:30.

0:13:31 > 0:13:34But my party's at 5:30!

0:13:34 > 0:13:36- I thought I was only handing out a couple of bowls of crisps!- No.

0:13:36 > 0:13:38We've got all that to get through.

0:13:38 > 0:13:40What?

0:13:40 > 0:13:43My party, the boat leaves at 6!

0:13:43 > 0:13:44Hannah!

0:13:44 > 0:13:47You are getting paid £20 to serve food,

0:13:47 > 0:13:49so you have to do it.

0:13:49 > 0:13:51- But...- End of story!

0:14:02 > 0:14:05Fingerprinting with soot - it's ridiculous!

0:14:05 > 0:14:08- It'll work. I read it in a book. - Called what?

0:14:08 > 0:14:11The Giant Book Of Incredibly Stupid Ideas?

0:14:11 > 0:14:12- Ow!- You're being negative.

0:14:12 > 0:14:16It's such a great idea. I'm honoured to be a part of it.

0:14:16 > 0:14:19It's full of old newspaper up here.

0:14:23 > 0:14:25There it is - sticky tape.

0:14:33 > 0:14:35Perfect! Now all we need to do is find a matching print.

0:14:35 > 0:14:37I can't believe it worked.

0:14:37 > 0:14:41Now we need to get on with the next part of this insane plan.

0:14:42 > 0:14:44RUMBLING

0:14:45 > 0:14:47Hear that? Even the chimney's stressed out.

0:14:47 > 0:14:49What do you think?

0:14:49 > 0:14:52I think it looks pretty good.

0:14:53 > 0:14:54DOORBELL

0:14:54 > 0:14:56That's Cynthia Bryce. I knew she'd be early,

0:14:56 > 0:14:59- trying to catch me out! - OK, calm down.

0:14:59 > 0:15:00We are ready.

0:15:00 > 0:15:02OK? Go.

0:15:08 > 0:15:10Cynthia! How lovely.

0:15:10 > 0:15:12I came early. I thought you might need some help.

0:15:12 > 0:15:14Oh, that's very sweet of you.

0:15:14 > 0:15:16No, no.

0:15:16 > 0:15:18Everything's under control.

0:15:22 > 0:15:26- Are you going to come?- No, you go to the film. I'm going for a walk.

0:15:26 > 0:15:28Suspects departing on foot.

0:15:28 > 0:15:29Now's our chance.

0:15:29 > 0:15:31To slide down into a life of crime?

0:15:31 > 0:15:33Going in the rooms isn't a crime.

0:15:33 > 0:15:35If you've got the keys.

0:15:35 > 0:15:38Anyway, you're not coming.

0:15:38 > 0:15:40- Really?- You're following the suspects.

0:15:40 > 0:15:43The two at the cinema will be gone ages, but the other one -

0:15:43 > 0:15:46- make sure he doesn't come back. - How am I going to do that?

0:15:46 > 0:15:47You'll find a way,

0:15:47 > 0:15:49because failure isn't an option.

0:15:55 > 0:15:59Cynthia's sitting in there, smiling like a viper in a barrel of frogs.

0:15:59 > 0:16:01Or maybe she's just enjoying herself.

0:16:01 > 0:16:04Oh, no, no, no! She's waiting for me to relax,

0:16:04 > 0:16:06drop me guard, then one wrong move and she'll pounce.

0:16:06 > 0:16:08- DOORBELL - That'll be more of them.

0:16:10 > 0:16:12The guests are here. I'll start serving canapes.

0:16:12 > 0:16:14I'm not sure your mum's ready yet.

0:16:14 > 0:16:16It's not just about her. I'm a person too

0:16:16 > 0:16:19- and I need to get these done for 5:30.- Hannah! Hannah!

0:16:25 > 0:16:27Right. Mr Barnaby's room.

0:16:27 > 0:16:30You check over there for a matching print.

0:16:30 > 0:16:32I'll check the bed for biscuit crumbs.

0:16:42 > 0:16:44Canape?

0:16:47 > 0:16:49Canape?

0:16:52 > 0:16:54Have another.

0:16:57 > 0:16:58Have another.

0:17:10 > 0:17:12Mr Barnaby, isn't it?

0:17:12 > 0:17:15From Brookville. What a coincidence.

0:17:15 > 0:17:16Uh!

0:17:16 > 0:17:19Going to the gardens? Lovely views.

0:17:19 > 0:17:21I can give you a tour if you like.

0:17:21 > 0:17:23Local knowledge - get the inside story!

0:17:23 > 0:17:26No, I wouldn't want to put you to any trouble.

0:17:26 > 0:17:29The castle dates back to the 12th century,

0:17:29 > 0:17:32although it's been disused since the Civil War...

0:17:32 > 0:17:34Perfect.

0:17:34 > 0:17:35No-one will know we've been here.

0:17:35 > 0:17:37WHAT?!

0:17:40 > 0:17:42Sorry. I got a bit carried away.

0:17:42 > 0:17:44You go and clean yourself up, get rid of that

0:17:44 > 0:17:46and I'll deal with this.

0:17:54 > 0:17:55No!

0:18:07 > 0:18:08Are we good?

0:18:11 > 0:18:12Uh-oh! Man down!

0:18:12 > 0:18:15We need someone to blame.

0:18:17 > 0:18:18Burglars!

0:18:22 > 0:18:24Come on. You're nearly finished.

0:18:32 > 0:18:34Another little-known fact about Scarborough

0:18:34 > 0:18:39- is that it's the birthplace of the roundabout.- What?!

0:18:39 > 0:18:42To solve traffic problems at the famous Scarborough Fair,

0:18:42 > 0:18:45lots of people here selling parsley, thyme...

0:18:45 > 0:18:46You're making this up!

0:18:46 > 0:18:48Shall we try a verse?

0:18:48 > 0:18:50# Are you going to...?

0:18:50 > 0:18:52I'm off. Goodbye.

0:18:52 > 0:18:56I can show you where Julius Caesar had his static caravan.

0:18:57 > 0:18:59MR BARNABY!

0:19:01 > 0:19:03Ladder's deployed right outside.

0:19:05 > 0:19:07Even the cops can figure this one out.

0:19:07 > 0:19:09The burglar climbed up the ladder,

0:19:09 > 0:19:10got in through the window,

0:19:10 > 0:19:13checked the chimney for hidden valuables...

0:19:13 > 0:19:15Which got soot all over the place.

0:19:15 > 0:19:16Then he stepped on the phone...

0:19:16 > 0:19:19- Was so gutted, he decided not to take anything.- Outstanding!

0:19:19 > 0:19:22You head home. I'll go to Mum's boring party,

0:19:22 > 0:19:24make sure everyone sees me.

0:19:24 > 0:19:26Establish an alibi. Good thinking.

0:19:26 > 0:19:28Brilliant.

0:19:28 > 0:19:30For a minute there, I thought we were in trouble.

0:19:35 > 0:19:37What's next?

0:19:37 > 0:19:38Try these.

0:19:55 > 0:19:56That was quick!

0:19:56 > 0:19:58They loved it. What's next?

0:20:02 > 0:20:05Yeah, I've always been fascinated by the human mind.

0:20:05 > 0:20:08I'm like a fisherman.

0:20:08 > 0:20:12And people's personalities and their little quirks and motivations,

0:20:12 > 0:20:14they are like fish,

0:20:14 > 0:20:15with, er...

0:20:18 > 0:20:20Have a pancake thing.

0:20:20 > 0:20:21No.

0:20:21 > 0:20:23No?! Have one. Seriously.

0:20:25 > 0:20:28Fine! Don't come crying to me when they're all gone.

0:20:28 > 0:20:31- Everything all right?- Lovely.

0:20:31 > 0:20:34- It's a lovely party, Helen.- Really?

0:20:34 > 0:20:35You're so organised.

0:20:35 > 0:20:38Not like some I could mention.

0:20:40 > 0:20:42Do you remember Melissa Carter's party?

0:20:44 > 0:20:46She got the date wrong for the caterer.

0:20:46 > 0:20:50She sent out for a curry and we all got terrible food poisoning.

0:20:52 > 0:20:53That was Melissa?

0:20:53 > 0:20:55I think so, wasn't it?

0:20:55 > 0:20:56Um...

0:20:56 > 0:20:58er...

0:20:58 > 0:21:00yeah, I think it was, yeah.

0:21:00 > 0:21:02Typical Melissa!

0:21:05 > 0:21:07Charlie, what are you doing here?

0:21:07 > 0:21:08Oh, hello, Mrs Bryce.

0:21:08 > 0:21:10I didn't get the chance to speak to you earlier

0:21:10 > 0:21:13when I was here at the party for ages.

0:21:13 > 0:21:14Hello.

0:21:16 > 0:21:17Lovely blouse.

0:21:17 > 0:21:19Oh...thank you!

0:21:22 > 0:21:24He's really settled down, hasn't he?

0:21:24 > 0:21:25Yeah!

0:21:27 > 0:21:30I said he could drop in and say hello. Let's give him a chance.

0:21:30 > 0:21:32Do have one of these snacks.

0:21:32 > 0:21:34They're even nicer than the ones I gave you

0:21:34 > 0:21:35about an hour and a half ago.

0:21:35 > 0:21:38He does seem to be on his best behaviour.

0:21:38 > 0:21:40I won't say "I told you so".

0:22:03 > 0:22:04- Any more food?- Er...no.

0:22:04 > 0:22:07We'll send the desserts out in a few minutes.

0:22:07 > 0:22:09First, I just want to say

0:22:09 > 0:22:11you are doing really well!

0:22:11 > 0:22:13Yeah.

0:22:13 > 0:22:16I've been really good for the whole two hours I've been down here.

0:22:29 > 0:22:30Ah, yes, I'm off!

0:22:30 > 0:22:32Whoa! Hold your horses. Desserts.

0:22:32 > 0:22:34What?!

0:22:34 > 0:22:36Your mum said all the food.

0:22:38 > 0:22:40I'll have one of those.

0:22:44 > 0:22:45Amazing.

0:22:45 > 0:22:48I make Charlie feel included, and look what happens.

0:22:48 > 0:22:50He blooms like a flower.

0:22:51 > 0:22:53Like a flower watered by a river of smugness.

0:22:53 > 0:22:55No, he is trying, I'll give you that.

0:22:55 > 0:22:58Plus, I've just sent your biscuits out,

0:22:58 > 0:23:01so he should really start to feel a part of it all.

0:23:01 > 0:23:03Tell you what - these are pretty good!

0:23:03 > 0:23:05You've got competition.

0:23:05 > 0:23:07I'm like a gardener.

0:23:07 > 0:23:10But instead of plants, I grow humans.

0:23:10 > 0:23:13Beautiful, thriving humans.

0:23:15 > 0:23:17- Oh!- What?

0:23:17 > 0:23:19Charlie!

0:23:21 > 0:23:23Ah, Mr Barnaby. Everything all right?

0:23:23 > 0:23:26I'm afraid I've had to call the police.

0:23:28 > 0:23:30Good party, isn't it? Just flew by.

0:23:30 > 0:23:32I can't believe I've been here two and a half hours.

0:23:32 > 0:23:34No - no biscuits!

0:23:34 > 0:23:36Get out of my way, creep. Biscuit?

0:23:39 > 0:23:40Hannah!

0:23:43 > 0:23:46- I'll take those. - Am I finished? At last!

0:23:56 > 0:23:57A phone.

0:23:57 > 0:23:59Deliberately smashed.

0:23:59 > 0:24:01What does that tell us, guys?

0:24:01 > 0:24:03That our criminal

0:24:03 > 0:24:05is a man...or woman

0:24:05 > 0:24:07who feels...

0:24:07 > 0:24:08isolated.

0:24:08 > 0:24:10Unable to communicate.

0:24:12 > 0:24:14And more to the point,

0:24:14 > 0:24:15is probably covered in soot.

0:24:15 > 0:24:17Yeah. I was going to say that.

0:24:17 > 0:24:19Charlie!

0:24:20 > 0:24:22- Break-in.- Possibly.

0:24:22 > 0:24:25But that window hasn't been forced.

0:24:25 > 0:24:27It could be an inside job.

0:24:28 > 0:24:29Charlie.

0:24:29 > 0:24:31CHARLIE!

0:24:33 > 0:24:36WOMEN CHATTER

0:24:36 > 0:24:37Bye, then.

0:24:37 > 0:24:39Thanks for coming.

0:24:39 > 0:24:41I hope you enjoyed yourselves.

0:24:45 > 0:24:46What have you done?!

0:24:46 > 0:24:48All right, ladies?

0:24:48 > 0:24:50Everyone having a good time?

0:24:50 > 0:24:53He's been mischievous in the past, but I have cured him.

0:24:53 > 0:24:56But how can I have done...whatever it is you think I've done

0:24:56 > 0:24:59when I've been down here the whole time?

0:24:59 > 0:25:00- Right, Dad?- He has.

0:25:00 > 0:25:02What is going on?

0:25:02 > 0:25:04And what's all this?!

0:25:04 > 0:25:07I'm so sorry, Cynthia. I'm sure it'll wash out.

0:25:07 > 0:25:09It had better!

0:25:09 > 0:25:11Mum, I'm off. Can I get that 20 quid?

0:25:11 > 0:25:14Best if you stay a few minutes, just till we get this sorted.

0:25:14 > 0:25:15What?! But...

0:25:15 > 0:25:17Everybody, stay.

0:25:19 > 0:25:20Oh!

0:25:20 > 0:25:22Do you like my new yo-yo?

0:25:23 > 0:25:27Biscuits! There! Louie stole the biscuits, not me!

0:25:27 > 0:25:29I'm innocent!

0:25:29 > 0:25:32He's my new friend, Maurice, but I'll never forget Roger.

0:25:35 > 0:25:37Hey!

0:25:39 > 0:25:41Soot!

0:25:41 > 0:25:42Oh!

0:25:43 > 0:25:44Charlie!

0:25:46 > 0:25:49OK, fine. I did do all the other stuff,

0:25:49 > 0:25:51but look - ha!

0:25:51 > 0:25:54I didn't steal the biscuits!

0:25:54 > 0:25:55MUM GIGGLES NERVOUSLY

0:25:55 > 0:25:58Well, I think we're all sorted here.

0:25:58 > 0:26:00Finally! Can I go now?

0:26:00 > 0:26:03Yes, I've had quite enough.

0:26:03 > 0:26:04Ladies?

0:26:06 > 0:26:07You are in serious trouble!

0:26:07 > 0:26:09I don't know why you're blaming me.

0:26:09 > 0:26:11It's not my fault!

0:26:11 > 0:26:13Still, at least no-one got food poisoning.

0:26:13 > 0:26:16Things could have been a lot worse.

0:26:16 > 0:26:17OMINOUS RUMBLING

0:26:22 > 0:26:24RUMBLING GETS LOUDER

0:26:32 > 0:26:34THEY COUGH AND SPLUTTER

0:26:40 > 0:26:42And I thought Melissa's party was bad!

0:26:42 > 0:26:44This has been a nightmare!

0:26:44 > 0:26:46The worst two hours of my life.

0:26:46 > 0:26:48Come on!

0:26:48 > 0:26:49So sorry. So sorry.

0:26:49 > 0:26:53Thanks for coming. See you at the next one!

0:26:54 > 0:26:57I'm leaving. And I'll be billing you for the phone.

0:26:57 > 0:26:58Good, good.

0:26:58 > 0:27:00Look at me!

0:27:00 > 0:27:02I've got no time to get cleaned up.

0:27:02 > 0:27:05I've missed the party. I've missed it.

0:27:09 > 0:27:10Hey.

0:27:10 > 0:27:12This really does take the biscuit.

0:27:12 > 0:27:13OK!

0:27:15 > 0:27:19If Louie's the thief, does that mean I get my pocket money back?

0:27:24 > 0:27:26How can this be right?

0:27:26 > 0:27:29Helping with breakfast for a month, and for what?

0:27:29 > 0:27:31For tracking down a hardened criminal!

0:27:31 > 0:27:33What kind of lesson is that for a child?

0:27:33 > 0:27:35It's a travesty of justice!

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