0:00:31 > 0:00:33On your marks, get set, go!
0:00:35 > 0:00:37- How was that?- 3.7 seconds.
0:00:37 > 0:00:39Outstanding!
0:00:39 > 0:00:41That's 23 kilometres an hour.
0:00:41 > 0:00:44That young guy on the internet clocked 32.
0:00:44 > 0:00:46How did he do it?
0:00:46 > 0:00:49The two Ds - discipline and dedication.
0:00:49 > 0:00:52A grown man running into walls?
0:00:52 > 0:00:54That's our role model?
0:00:54 > 0:00:55No!
0:00:59 > 0:01:01- I can't see anything.- There.
0:01:01 > 0:01:02Look, see? A smudge.
0:01:02 > 0:01:03< THUMP AND YELL
0:01:03 > 0:01:07So, these women from your netball team reunion,
0:01:07 > 0:01:08you actually think they'll bring
0:01:08 > 0:01:10- a fingerprinting kit? - You don't know 'em.
0:01:10 > 0:01:12They're like vampires, except instead of blood,
0:01:12 > 0:01:15they're attracted to poorly maintained kitchen appliances.
0:01:15 > 0:01:18You're getting too wound up about this. The place looks great.
0:01:18 > 0:01:21It will do, if you stop touching the kettle and turning on taps.
0:01:23 > 0:01:25You're right. I'm over-reacting, aren't I?
0:01:25 > 0:01:27I'll be getting you to fill out a form
0:01:27 > 0:01:30every time you open the fridge! Oh, that's terrible!
0:01:30 > 0:01:33I think I can see what's happening here.
0:01:33 > 0:01:36Your old schoolfriends coming to the house is reminding you
0:01:36 > 0:01:39of the inadequate schoolgirl you used to be.
0:01:39 > 0:01:40This guy.
0:01:40 > 0:01:43He says we all have baggage from the past.
0:01:43 > 0:01:45He calls it our balloon.
0:01:45 > 0:01:48And we spend our lives trying to burst that balloon,
0:01:48 > 0:01:51when in reality, what we should be doing is embracing the balloon.
0:01:51 > 0:01:54Not another self-help book?! They're all the same.
0:01:54 > 0:01:56Hugging the budgie, cuddling the cobra.
0:01:56 > 0:01:58No, it's psychoanalysis.
0:01:58 > 0:02:00It helps us to understand ourselves.
0:02:00 > 0:02:01I'll show you!
0:02:03 > 0:02:05Louie, what do you see?
0:02:05 > 0:02:07It's my old yo-yo, Robert.
0:02:07 > 0:02:10We used to do everything together.
0:02:10 > 0:02:12I'll never have another friend like Robert.
0:02:12 > 0:02:14Right...
0:02:14 > 0:02:15Oh!
0:02:15 > 0:02:18The posh biscuits! I don't believe it!
0:02:20 > 0:02:23There's two missing! Those were supposed to be for tomorrow.
0:02:23 > 0:02:25- It's just two biscuits.- Was it you?
0:02:25 > 0:02:27- Have you had them?- No!
0:02:27 > 0:02:30There's enough food here to feed the Premier League!
0:02:30 > 0:02:31Louie, have you ate these biscuits?
0:02:33 > 0:02:36Yuck! You know I don't eat round food.
0:02:36 > 0:02:38It's horrible!
0:02:38 > 0:02:39Well, that's true.
0:02:39 > 0:02:42And Hannah's been at a sleepover, so...
0:02:42 > 0:02:43< THUMP AND YELLS
0:02:45 > 0:02:46Of course!
0:02:51 > 0:02:55It wasn't me! You can't just accuse people without proof!
0:02:55 > 0:02:58It couldn't have been anyone else. That's my proof.
0:02:58 > 0:03:00Good morning, Mr Barnaby.
0:03:00 > 0:03:01Morning.
0:03:03 > 0:03:04So I'm stopping your pocket money.
0:03:04 > 0:03:06And when my friends come round tomorrow,
0:03:06 > 0:03:08- you will stay in your room.- Eh?
0:03:08 > 0:03:09And what's with the Humpty Dumpty outfit?
0:03:09 > 0:03:11Actually, I don't want to know.
0:03:12 > 0:03:15I get the blame for everything around here!
0:03:15 > 0:03:19What? Are you saying you didn't steal the biscuits?
0:03:19 > 0:03:20I never touched them!
0:03:20 > 0:03:24Wow! That's an unexpected twist.
0:03:24 > 0:03:27Maybe one of the guests infiltrated the family zone.
0:03:27 > 0:03:30Yeah! They're always stealing soap and stuff.
0:03:30 > 0:03:33Now I think of it, they have been acting kind of weird.
0:03:33 > 0:03:36I was in Mr Barnaby's room yesterday,
0:03:36 > 0:03:39just trying to break my nonstop bouncing record,
0:03:39 > 0:03:41and he got all weird about it, like he was hiding something.
0:03:41 > 0:03:44And I was showing Mrs Owen some tennis ball tricks
0:03:44 > 0:03:47and she was really unfriendly, like she was trying to get rid of me.
0:03:47 > 0:03:51And Mr Morris got really frightened by just a tiny little noise,
0:03:51 > 0:03:53like he'd done something and was guilty.
0:03:53 > 0:03:56That's it! One of them definitely did it.
0:03:56 > 0:03:58I've got to find out who, clear my name.
0:03:58 > 0:04:00OK, so, you've been wrongly accused,
0:04:00 > 0:04:05but that doesn't mean we can go round doing whatever we want.
0:04:05 > 0:04:06Society has rules.
0:04:06 > 0:04:09Yeah. If anyone messes with you,
0:04:09 > 0:04:10you take them out.
0:04:10 > 0:04:12Then you go to work on his family.
0:04:20 > 0:04:22- This is such a bad idea. - It's a great idea.
0:04:22 > 0:04:25If they eat a biscuit, their mouth turns blue - we've got them.
0:04:25 > 0:04:28Or we could just ask them if they took the biscuits.
0:04:28 > 0:04:30They won't admit it. Whisk.
0:04:30 > 0:04:33And torture's illegal now.
0:04:33 > 0:04:35Just cos we're scared of a little pain.
0:04:38 > 0:04:40Even so...
0:04:41 > 0:04:43I might just...
0:04:43 > 0:04:46I mean, you don't need me, do you?
0:04:48 > 0:04:50Outstanding!
0:04:55 > 0:04:59TV: 'Marsupials have been foraging now for several weeks.
0:04:59 > 0:05:01'But as the cold starts to bite...'
0:05:01 > 0:05:03Hello. So, er...
0:05:05 > 0:05:06Biscuits. Nice, aren't they?
0:05:08 > 0:05:09The thing is,
0:05:09 > 0:05:11a couple of biscuits went missing.
0:05:12 > 0:05:14But if you did take them,
0:05:14 > 0:05:16it's nothing to be ashamed of.
0:05:16 > 0:05:18Please...I'm trying to watch this.
0:05:20 > 0:05:22Perhaps you thought they were free.
0:05:22 > 0:05:25Will you be quiet?
0:05:25 > 0:05:29'It won't be long until it becomes too cold...'
0:05:29 > 0:05:31< THUMPING AND YELLING
0:05:31 > 0:05:33Actually...
0:05:34 > 0:05:36..I like quiet too.
0:05:36 > 0:05:38'For now, the young pups are blissfully unaware
0:05:38 > 0:05:40'of the perils ahead.'
0:05:40 > 0:05:41I might wear this tomorrow.
0:05:41 > 0:05:43Hmm?
0:05:43 > 0:05:44KNOCK AT DOOR
0:05:46 > 0:05:47Ah, you're back.
0:05:47 > 0:05:50- Did you have a good time? - Yeah, it was lovely.
0:05:50 > 0:05:51Good to be home, though, see you guys.
0:05:53 > 0:05:55You want something. What do you want?
0:05:55 > 0:05:56No!
0:05:56 > 0:05:59Just cos I'm being friendly, it doesn't mean I want something.
0:05:59 > 0:06:01That is so unfair!
0:06:01 > 0:06:04No. Unfair is when a seagull poos in your ice cream.
0:06:04 > 0:06:06What I'm being is realistic.
0:06:06 > 0:06:08Fine.
0:06:08 > 0:06:10There's a party tomorrow.
0:06:10 > 0:06:13- It's on a boat. Tickets are 20 quid. - No way.
0:06:13 > 0:06:17I told you that an F in maths means no pocket money for a month.
0:06:17 > 0:06:20You always pick out the bad subjects! What about art?
0:06:20 > 0:06:21I got a D in that!
0:06:21 > 0:06:23- No.- OK, OK.
0:06:23 > 0:06:25What we need here
0:06:25 > 0:06:28is honest and open communication.
0:06:28 > 0:06:31This is a very difficult phase you're going through.
0:06:31 > 0:06:34Do not be judgmental, Helen, she's a teenager.
0:06:34 > 0:06:36I mean YOU. You and that stupid book.
0:06:36 > 0:06:39I think I can see a way through this.
0:06:39 > 0:06:41Hannah, you want 20 quid.
0:06:41 > 0:06:45- Yes.- And Helen, you are completely freaking out about this reunion.
0:06:45 > 0:06:48So...why don't you let Hannah
0:06:48 > 0:06:50help you...
0:06:50 > 0:06:52And you pay me! That's a brilliant idea!
0:06:52 > 0:06:54Actually, that's not bad.
0:06:54 > 0:06:57- You could hand out the food.- Deal.
0:06:57 > 0:07:01See? Now that I have embraced my own balloon,
0:07:01 > 0:07:04maybe I can solve everyone else's problems.
0:07:04 > 0:07:05Kevin...
0:07:06 > 0:07:08You can embrace your balloon.
0:07:08 > 0:07:11But just do it silently.
0:07:16 > 0:07:18Can you smell smoke?
0:07:18 > 0:07:19Um...
0:07:19 > 0:07:20SMOKE ALARM BEEPS
0:07:27 > 0:07:29Charlie!
0:07:29 > 0:07:30I got this, I got this!
0:07:30 > 0:07:32I spent all morning cleaning this room!
0:07:32 > 0:07:34What are you doing?
0:07:34 > 0:07:36- Just some baking.- Just some baking?!
0:07:36 > 0:07:40Look at this mess! It's like a marauding army's marched through
0:07:40 > 0:07:41and then come back and had a food fight!
0:07:41 > 0:07:44Are these for your mum's party tomorrow?
0:07:44 > 0:07:45Yeah!
0:07:45 > 0:07:48To make up for the ones that were stolen.
0:07:48 > 0:07:50But not by me!
0:07:50 > 0:07:52- Charlie!- What?
0:07:52 > 0:07:53Oh!
0:07:53 > 0:07:55You, get in here!
0:07:55 > 0:07:57I expected more from you, Ben.
0:07:57 > 0:08:00You're right, I knew it was happening and I did nothing.
0:08:02 > 0:08:03I feel ashamed.
0:08:03 > 0:08:07Oh, just...just get out, all of you, and stay out!
0:08:07 > 0:08:08Oh, Mum...
0:08:08 > 0:08:10Not you!
0:08:10 > 0:08:13What am I going to do?! It'll take hours to clean all this up.
0:08:13 > 0:08:16OK, calm down. You'll get through this in no time.
0:08:16 > 0:08:18Because I'm going to help you, you big silly!
0:08:18 > 0:08:19Right.
0:08:19 > 0:08:21Oh!
0:08:21 > 0:08:23That went brilliant!
0:08:23 > 0:08:26Seriously - that's the word you'd use?!
0:08:26 > 0:08:29Phase one is complete. The bait is ready.
0:08:29 > 0:08:31Now all I've got to do is set the trap.
0:08:39 > 0:08:41Wake up, Louie! I need your help.
0:08:43 > 0:08:45What did you say, Louie?
0:08:45 > 0:08:47- Uh...- You're right.
0:08:47 > 0:08:49The biscuits in the kitchen are lovely.
0:08:49 > 0:08:51Want...sleep...
0:08:51 > 0:08:53Mum gets them from a bakery.
0:08:53 > 0:08:56It's famous for their delicious blue biscuits.
0:08:56 > 0:08:58Please, Charlie...
0:09:00 > 0:09:02What is it? What's going on?
0:09:02 > 0:09:04Oh, hello, Mr Barnaby.
0:09:04 > 0:09:06Just in case you or your mates want anything,
0:09:06 > 0:09:08Mum and Dad turn in at 10,
0:09:08 > 0:09:11so after that, there'll be no-one around. NO-ONE.
0:09:15 > 0:09:17Can I go back to bed now?
0:09:17 > 0:09:19Yeah.
0:09:30 > 0:09:32Kitchen cleaned again. Check.
0:09:32 > 0:09:36Spice rack alphbet...alphabet...
0:09:36 > 0:09:37alphab...
0:09:37 > 0:09:39Put in alphabetical order. Check.
0:09:39 > 0:09:43This reunion is bringing up a lot of stuff, isn't it, Helen?
0:09:43 > 0:09:44Oh, don't analyse me.
0:09:44 > 0:09:46But you need to understand
0:09:46 > 0:09:49it's all in your head. It is not real.
0:09:50 > 0:09:51It is real.
0:09:53 > 0:09:56I gave them all food poisoning.
0:09:56 > 0:09:57It's by the by. ..What?!
0:09:57 > 0:09:59I've never told you this,
0:09:59 > 0:10:03but I once organised the netball team summer party.
0:10:03 > 0:10:05OK, I'm listening.
0:10:05 > 0:10:09And I made one silly mistake.
0:10:11 > 0:10:13I told the caterers the wrong day,
0:10:13 > 0:10:14so there was no food.
0:10:14 > 0:10:16So I had to get a curry from the take-away...
0:10:16 > 0:10:19- And gave...everyone food poisoning. - Yeah.
0:10:19 > 0:10:23- Right.- Jenny Simmonds threw up over Cynthia Nixon
0:10:23 > 0:10:24halfway through the team photo.
0:10:24 > 0:10:27They said it wasn't my fault, but I could tell they blamed me.
0:10:27 > 0:10:30The most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to me.
0:10:31 > 0:10:34It feels good to talk about all this, though.
0:10:34 > 0:10:36It feels good to get it off your chest.
0:10:36 > 0:10:37Yeah.
0:10:38 > 0:10:40Come on. Give the doctor a hug.
0:10:40 > 0:10:43All's good in the hood.
0:10:43 > 0:10:45Oh! The fridge!
0:10:45 > 0:10:47- I've got to check the fridge! - What? Why?
0:10:47 > 0:10:50Because if the fridge stops working, all the food will go off!
0:10:50 > 0:10:53Everyone will get poisoned again. We'll have to leave in disgrace
0:10:53 > 0:10:56and go and leave in Orkney, where nobody's heard of us
0:10:56 > 0:10:58and the winters are brutal. That's why!
0:10:58 > 0:11:00OK, Helen, I'll be really honest with you.
0:11:00 > 0:11:02I think you'll need another session.
0:11:06 > 0:11:08FOOTSTEPS
0:11:08 > 0:11:09The thief!
0:11:34 > 0:11:36CREAKING
0:11:48 > 0:11:49Aha!
0:11:49 > 0:11:52CHARLIE!
0:11:52 > 0:11:53Mum?
0:11:57 > 0:12:00Your mum is really upset.
0:12:00 > 0:12:04She just doesn't understand why you'd do something like that.
0:12:04 > 0:12:07I was helping. I was trying to catch the biscuit thief.
0:12:07 > 0:12:09But I do.
0:12:09 > 0:12:11I understand.
0:12:11 > 0:12:13- You do?- Yes.
0:12:13 > 0:12:16This is not your fault.
0:12:16 > 0:12:19You feel excluded, so you're acting up.
0:12:19 > 0:12:22You're totally right, Dad. This isn't my fault.
0:12:22 > 0:12:24I tell you what.
0:12:24 > 0:12:26If you behave tomorrow, maybe we'll surprise your mum,
0:12:26 > 0:12:28and you can come down to the reunion.
0:12:28 > 0:12:30How good does that sound?
0:12:30 > 0:12:32Great.
0:12:32 > 0:12:35Good lad. Ow! Rubik's cube.
0:12:36 > 0:12:38Oh, and Charlie...
0:12:38 > 0:12:40about the biscuits.
0:12:40 > 0:12:41If you want one,
0:12:41 > 0:12:44- just ask.- I didn't take the biscuits!
0:12:44 > 0:12:47Is it time to get up?
0:12:47 > 0:12:49I understand.
0:12:49 > 0:12:50I understand.
0:12:59 > 0:13:01I put the garden tables into the guest lounge
0:13:01 > 0:13:03and I have to say it's looking pretty good.
0:13:03 > 0:13:05We're not beaten yet, universe!
0:13:08 > 0:13:11I think we need to face the facts. Charlie needs a shrink.
0:13:11 > 0:13:14Or a little understanding from someone with real insight.
0:13:14 > 0:13:16Here.
0:13:16 > 0:13:17What's this?
0:13:17 > 0:13:22"14:30, guests arrive. 14:35, drinks and amusing stories.
0:13:22 > 0:13:24"See appendix B."
0:13:24 > 0:13:26It's just bullet points, really.
0:13:26 > 0:13:30"Wrap-up and closing remarks, 18:30."
0:13:30 > 0:13:31- But that's...- 6:30.
0:13:31 > 0:13:34But my party's at 5:30!
0:13:34 > 0:13:36- I thought I was only handing out a couple of bowls of crisps!- No.
0:13:36 > 0:13:38We've got all that to get through.
0:13:38 > 0:13:40What?
0:13:40 > 0:13:43My party, the boat leaves at 6!
0:13:43 > 0:13:44Hannah!
0:13:44 > 0:13:47You are getting paid £20 to serve food,
0:13:47 > 0:13:49so you have to do it.
0:13:49 > 0:13:51- But...- End of story!
0:14:02 > 0:14:05Fingerprinting with soot - it's ridiculous!
0:14:05 > 0:14:08- It'll work. I read it in a book. - Called what?
0:14:08 > 0:14:11The Giant Book Of Incredibly Stupid Ideas?
0:14:11 > 0:14:12- Ow!- You're being negative.
0:14:12 > 0:14:16It's such a great idea. I'm honoured to be a part of it.
0:14:16 > 0:14:19It's full of old newspaper up here.
0:14:23 > 0:14:25There it is - sticky tape.
0:14:33 > 0:14:35Perfect! Now all we need to do is find a matching print.
0:14:35 > 0:14:37I can't believe it worked.
0:14:37 > 0:14:41Now we need to get on with the next part of this insane plan.
0:14:42 > 0:14:44RUMBLING
0:14:45 > 0:14:47Hear that? Even the chimney's stressed out.
0:14:47 > 0:14:49What do you think?
0:14:49 > 0:14:52I think it looks pretty good.
0:14:53 > 0:14:54DOORBELL
0:14:54 > 0:14:56That's Cynthia Bryce. I knew she'd be early,
0:14:56 > 0:14:59- trying to catch me out! - OK, calm down.
0:14:59 > 0:15:00We are ready.
0:15:00 > 0:15:02OK? Go.
0:15:08 > 0:15:10Cynthia! How lovely.
0:15:10 > 0:15:12I came early. I thought you might need some help.
0:15:12 > 0:15:14Oh, that's very sweet of you.
0:15:14 > 0:15:16No, no.
0:15:16 > 0:15:18Everything's under control.
0:15:22 > 0:15:26- Are you going to come?- No, you go to the film. I'm going for a walk.
0:15:26 > 0:15:28Suspects departing on foot.
0:15:28 > 0:15:29Now's our chance.
0:15:29 > 0:15:31To slide down into a life of crime?
0:15:31 > 0:15:33Going in the rooms isn't a crime.
0:15:33 > 0:15:35If you've got the keys.
0:15:35 > 0:15:38Anyway, you're not coming.
0:15:38 > 0:15:40- Really?- You're following the suspects.
0:15:40 > 0:15:43The two at the cinema will be gone ages, but the other one -
0:15:43 > 0:15:46- make sure he doesn't come back. - How am I going to do that?
0:15:46 > 0:15:47You'll find a way,
0:15:47 > 0:15:49because failure isn't an option.
0:15:55 > 0:15:59Cynthia's sitting in there, smiling like a viper in a barrel of frogs.
0:15:59 > 0:16:01Or maybe she's just enjoying herself.
0:16:01 > 0:16:04Oh, no, no, no! She's waiting for me to relax,
0:16:04 > 0:16:06drop me guard, then one wrong move and she'll pounce.
0:16:06 > 0:16:08- DOORBELL - That'll be more of them.
0:16:10 > 0:16:12The guests are here. I'll start serving canapes.
0:16:12 > 0:16:14I'm not sure your mum's ready yet.
0:16:14 > 0:16:16It's not just about her. I'm a person too
0:16:16 > 0:16:19- and I need to get these done for 5:30.- Hannah! Hannah!
0:16:25 > 0:16:27Right. Mr Barnaby's room.
0:16:27 > 0:16:30You check over there for a matching print.
0:16:30 > 0:16:32I'll check the bed for biscuit crumbs.
0:16:42 > 0:16:44Canape?
0:16:47 > 0:16:49Canape?
0:16:52 > 0:16:54Have another.
0:16:57 > 0:16:58Have another.
0:17:10 > 0:17:12Mr Barnaby, isn't it?
0:17:12 > 0:17:15From Brookville. What a coincidence.
0:17:15 > 0:17:16Uh!
0:17:16 > 0:17:19Going to the gardens? Lovely views.
0:17:19 > 0:17:21I can give you a tour if you like.
0:17:21 > 0:17:23Local knowledge - get the inside story!
0:17:23 > 0:17:26No, I wouldn't want to put you to any trouble.
0:17:26 > 0:17:29The castle dates back to the 12th century,
0:17:29 > 0:17:32although it's been disused since the Civil War...
0:17:32 > 0:17:34Perfect.
0:17:34 > 0:17:35No-one will know we've been here.
0:17:35 > 0:17:37WHAT?!
0:17:40 > 0:17:42Sorry. I got a bit carried away.
0:17:42 > 0:17:44You go and clean yourself up, get rid of that
0:17:44 > 0:17:46and I'll deal with this.
0:17:54 > 0:17:55No!
0:18:07 > 0:18:08Are we good?
0:18:11 > 0:18:12Uh-oh! Man down!
0:18:12 > 0:18:15We need someone to blame.
0:18:17 > 0:18:18Burglars!
0:18:22 > 0:18:24Come on. You're nearly finished.
0:18:32 > 0:18:34Another little-known fact about Scarborough
0:18:34 > 0:18:39- is that it's the birthplace of the roundabout.- What?!
0:18:39 > 0:18:42To solve traffic problems at the famous Scarborough Fair,
0:18:42 > 0:18:45lots of people here selling parsley, thyme...
0:18:45 > 0:18:46You're making this up!
0:18:46 > 0:18:48Shall we try a verse?
0:18:48 > 0:18:50# Are you going to...?
0:18:50 > 0:18:52I'm off. Goodbye.
0:18:52 > 0:18:56I can show you where Julius Caesar had his static caravan.
0:18:57 > 0:18:59MR BARNABY!
0:19:01 > 0:19:03Ladder's deployed right outside.
0:19:05 > 0:19:07Even the cops can figure this one out.
0:19:07 > 0:19:09The burglar climbed up the ladder,
0:19:09 > 0:19:10got in through the window,
0:19:10 > 0:19:13checked the chimney for hidden valuables...
0:19:13 > 0:19:15Which got soot all over the place.
0:19:15 > 0:19:16Then he stepped on the phone...
0:19:16 > 0:19:19- Was so gutted, he decided not to take anything.- Outstanding!
0:19:19 > 0:19:22You head home. I'll go to Mum's boring party,
0:19:22 > 0:19:24make sure everyone sees me.
0:19:24 > 0:19:26Establish an alibi. Good thinking.
0:19:26 > 0:19:28Brilliant.
0:19:28 > 0:19:30For a minute there, I thought we were in trouble.
0:19:35 > 0:19:37What's next?
0:19:37 > 0:19:38Try these.
0:19:55 > 0:19:56That was quick!
0:19:56 > 0:19:58They loved it. What's next?
0:20:02 > 0:20:05Yeah, I've always been fascinated by the human mind.
0:20:05 > 0:20:08I'm like a fisherman.
0:20:08 > 0:20:12And people's personalities and their little quirks and motivations,
0:20:12 > 0:20:14they are like fish,
0:20:14 > 0:20:15with, er...
0:20:18 > 0:20:20Have a pancake thing.
0:20:20 > 0:20:21No.
0:20:21 > 0:20:23No?! Have one. Seriously.
0:20:25 > 0:20:28Fine! Don't come crying to me when they're all gone.
0:20:28 > 0:20:31- Everything all right?- Lovely.
0:20:31 > 0:20:34- It's a lovely party, Helen.- Really?
0:20:34 > 0:20:35You're so organised.
0:20:35 > 0:20:38Not like some I could mention.
0:20:40 > 0:20:42Do you remember Melissa Carter's party?
0:20:44 > 0:20:46She got the date wrong for the caterer.
0:20:46 > 0:20:50She sent out for a curry and we all got terrible food poisoning.
0:20:52 > 0:20:53That was Melissa?
0:20:53 > 0:20:55I think so, wasn't it?
0:20:55 > 0:20:56Um...
0:20:56 > 0:20:58er...
0:20:58 > 0:21:00yeah, I think it was, yeah.
0:21:00 > 0:21:02Typical Melissa!
0:21:05 > 0:21:07Charlie, what are you doing here?
0:21:07 > 0:21:08Oh, hello, Mrs Bryce.
0:21:08 > 0:21:10I didn't get the chance to speak to you earlier
0:21:10 > 0:21:13when I was here at the party for ages.
0:21:13 > 0:21:14Hello.
0:21:16 > 0:21:17Lovely blouse.
0:21:17 > 0:21:19Oh...thank you!
0:21:22 > 0:21:24He's really settled down, hasn't he?
0:21:24 > 0:21:25Yeah!
0:21:27 > 0:21:30I said he could drop in and say hello. Let's give him a chance.
0:21:30 > 0:21:32Do have one of these snacks.
0:21:32 > 0:21:34They're even nicer than the ones I gave you
0:21:34 > 0:21:35about an hour and a half ago.
0:21:35 > 0:21:38He does seem to be on his best behaviour.
0:21:38 > 0:21:40I won't say "I told you so".
0:22:03 > 0:22:04- Any more food?- Er...no.
0:22:04 > 0:22:07We'll send the desserts out in a few minutes.
0:22:07 > 0:22:09First, I just want to say
0:22:09 > 0:22:11you are doing really well!
0:22:11 > 0:22:13Yeah.
0:22:13 > 0:22:16I've been really good for the whole two hours I've been down here.
0:22:29 > 0:22:30Ah, yes, I'm off!
0:22:30 > 0:22:32Whoa! Hold your horses. Desserts.
0:22:32 > 0:22:34What?!
0:22:34 > 0:22:36Your mum said all the food.
0:22:38 > 0:22:40I'll have one of those.
0:22:44 > 0:22:45Amazing.
0:22:45 > 0:22:48I make Charlie feel included, and look what happens.
0:22:48 > 0:22:50He blooms like a flower.
0:22:51 > 0:22:53Like a flower watered by a river of smugness.
0:22:53 > 0:22:55No, he is trying, I'll give you that.
0:22:55 > 0:22:58Plus, I've just sent your biscuits out,
0:22:58 > 0:23:01so he should really start to feel a part of it all.
0:23:01 > 0:23:03Tell you what - these are pretty good!
0:23:03 > 0:23:05You've got competition.
0:23:05 > 0:23:07I'm like a gardener.
0:23:07 > 0:23:10But instead of plants, I grow humans.
0:23:10 > 0:23:13Beautiful, thriving humans.
0:23:15 > 0:23:17- Oh!- What?
0:23:17 > 0:23:19Charlie!
0:23:21 > 0:23:23Ah, Mr Barnaby. Everything all right?
0:23:23 > 0:23:26I'm afraid I've had to call the police.
0:23:28 > 0:23:30Good party, isn't it? Just flew by.
0:23:30 > 0:23:32I can't believe I've been here two and a half hours.
0:23:32 > 0:23:34No - no biscuits!
0:23:34 > 0:23:36Get out of my way, creep. Biscuit?
0:23:39 > 0:23:40Hannah!
0:23:43 > 0:23:46- I'll take those. - Am I finished? At last!
0:23:56 > 0:23:57A phone.
0:23:57 > 0:23:59Deliberately smashed.
0:23:59 > 0:24:01What does that tell us, guys?
0:24:01 > 0:24:03That our criminal
0:24:03 > 0:24:05is a man...or woman
0:24:05 > 0:24:07who feels...
0:24:07 > 0:24:08isolated.
0:24:08 > 0:24:10Unable to communicate.
0:24:12 > 0:24:14And more to the point,
0:24:14 > 0:24:15is probably covered in soot.
0:24:15 > 0:24:17Yeah. I was going to say that.
0:24:17 > 0:24:19Charlie!
0:24:20 > 0:24:22- Break-in.- Possibly.
0:24:22 > 0:24:25But that window hasn't been forced.
0:24:25 > 0:24:27It could be an inside job.
0:24:28 > 0:24:29Charlie.
0:24:29 > 0:24:31CHARLIE!
0:24:33 > 0:24:36WOMEN CHATTER
0:24:36 > 0:24:37Bye, then.
0:24:37 > 0:24:39Thanks for coming.
0:24:39 > 0:24:41I hope you enjoyed yourselves.
0:24:45 > 0:24:46What have you done?!
0:24:46 > 0:24:48All right, ladies?
0:24:48 > 0:24:50Everyone having a good time?
0:24:50 > 0:24:53He's been mischievous in the past, but I have cured him.
0:24:53 > 0:24:56But how can I have done...whatever it is you think I've done
0:24:56 > 0:24:59when I've been down here the whole time?
0:24:59 > 0:25:00- Right, Dad?- He has.
0:25:00 > 0:25:02What is going on?
0:25:02 > 0:25:04And what's all this?!
0:25:04 > 0:25:07I'm so sorry, Cynthia. I'm sure it'll wash out.
0:25:07 > 0:25:09It had better!
0:25:09 > 0:25:11Mum, I'm off. Can I get that 20 quid?
0:25:11 > 0:25:14Best if you stay a few minutes, just till we get this sorted.
0:25:14 > 0:25:15What?! But...
0:25:15 > 0:25:17Everybody, stay.
0:25:19 > 0:25:20Oh!
0:25:20 > 0:25:22Do you like my new yo-yo?
0:25:23 > 0:25:27Biscuits! There! Louie stole the biscuits, not me!
0:25:27 > 0:25:29I'm innocent!
0:25:29 > 0:25:32He's my new friend, Maurice, but I'll never forget Roger.
0:25:35 > 0:25:37Hey!
0:25:39 > 0:25:41Soot!
0:25:41 > 0:25:42Oh!
0:25:43 > 0:25:44Charlie!
0:25:46 > 0:25:49OK, fine. I did do all the other stuff,
0:25:49 > 0:25:51but look - ha!
0:25:51 > 0:25:54I didn't steal the biscuits!
0:25:54 > 0:25:55MUM GIGGLES NERVOUSLY
0:25:55 > 0:25:58Well, I think we're all sorted here.
0:25:58 > 0:26:00Finally! Can I go now?
0:26:00 > 0:26:03Yes, I've had quite enough.
0:26:03 > 0:26:04Ladies?
0:26:06 > 0:26:07You are in serious trouble!
0:26:07 > 0:26:09I don't know why you're blaming me.
0:26:09 > 0:26:11It's not my fault!
0:26:11 > 0:26:13Still, at least no-one got food poisoning.
0:26:13 > 0:26:16Things could have been a lot worse.
0:26:16 > 0:26:17OMINOUS RUMBLING
0:26:22 > 0:26:24RUMBLING GETS LOUDER
0:26:32 > 0:26:34THEY COUGH AND SPLUTTER
0:26:40 > 0:26:42And I thought Melissa's party was bad!
0:26:42 > 0:26:44This has been a nightmare!
0:26:44 > 0:26:46The worst two hours of my life.
0:26:46 > 0:26:48Come on!
0:26:48 > 0:26:49So sorry. So sorry.
0:26:49 > 0:26:53Thanks for coming. See you at the next one!
0:26:54 > 0:26:57I'm leaving. And I'll be billing you for the phone.
0:26:57 > 0:26:58Good, good.
0:26:58 > 0:27:00Look at me!
0:27:00 > 0:27:02I've got no time to get cleaned up.
0:27:02 > 0:27:05I've missed the party. I've missed it.
0:27:09 > 0:27:10Hey.
0:27:10 > 0:27:12This really does take the biscuit.
0:27:12 > 0:27:13OK!
0:27:15 > 0:27:19If Louie's the thief, does that mean I get my pocket money back?
0:27:24 > 0:27:26How can this be right?
0:27:26 > 0:27:29Helping with breakfast for a month, and for what?
0:27:29 > 0:27:31For tracking down a hardened criminal!
0:27:31 > 0:27:33What kind of lesson is that for a child?
0:27:33 > 0:27:35It's a travesty of justice!
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